Marvel Cinematic Universe, Phase 4 & Beyond (and a chance to change your vote)

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Setting the poll end date for a few weeks after the current premiere date (25 March 2022) of Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. Let the results spur the postmortem. Current plans: six feature films and eight Disney+ tv shows.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Please stop asking me to have an opinion about this 86
Dud 62
Classic 25
Mixed Bag 25
It started out one thing and became another 7
Other 6


(show hidden tics) (WmC), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 11:48 (four years ago) link

'I could have just avoided the thread altogether but because clicking through to spray the room down with needless haterade is an addiction akin to the most raging of junk habits, allow me to just state for the 457,017,381st time that the MCU is the nadir of Western culture.'

There, I saved some of you some time if you know how to copy + paste.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:03 (four years ago) link

Crazy to think we're now 15 months and counting with no new MCU (unless you count the final season of Agents of SHIELD, which even I don't anymore).

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:06 (four years ago) link

the Helstrom TV show started on Hulu this week

which apparently sort of counts

Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:12 (four years ago) link

Oh. Well, that was a stealth-ass debut.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:16 (four years ago) link

it looks, and by all accounts is, absolutely terrible

Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:16 (four years ago) link

I could have avoided the thread but it's fun to talk shit about garbage every once in a while

anyway, dud

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:20 (four years ago) link

Simon, I left you a present upthread. Please use it in good health.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:25 (four years ago) link

you forgot "fascist"

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:26 (four years ago) link

Sorry, I very quickly fell asleep, what was that you were saying?

ANNNNNNYway.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link

I could have avoided the thread but it's fun to talk shit about garbage every once in a while

new board descrip pls

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:31 (four years ago) link

Glad this thread is here to get you to stop social distancing, bg! Adopt herd immunity!

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:37 (four years ago) link

work on yr nerd immunity imo

ok ok I'm actually done for now enjoy folks

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:42 (four years ago) link

Gentlemen you can’t needlessly rehash something for the 457,017,381st time in here, this is the marvel cinematic universe phase 4 and beyond thread

Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:51 (four years ago) link

Looool

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:54 (four years ago) link

Did u know that if your eyes roll with enough force that they can actually detach from their stalks and fly out u face? I wish I hadn't had to discover that first-hand just this very moment. Dang.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:55 (four years ago) link

is this the thread where we can talk about andrew garfield and tobey maguire maybe appearing as spider-men in the third tom holland spider-man movie? because i can't be fucked looking to see if it's been mentioned elsewhere

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:09 (four years ago) link

Hadn't read that. I did read that Jamie Foxx will be playing Electro again, which certainly suggests some multiversal fuckery.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:11 (four years ago) link

I liked the look of Jamie Foxx's Electro, while hating the electric eel origin / Max Dillon as social misfit portrayal. Andrew and Tobey were good, before we knew Marvel could do better. I've compartmentalized Sony's properties from the MCU, so the last two Spider-Man have far exceeded expectations.

Phase 4, most looking forward to Shang-Chi, and hoping they nail the Paul Gulacy visual tone. Expecting to be most surprised by Eternals. If/as the movies go cosmic/magical/horror, looking forward to how they ground them.

Beyond - FF and X-Men. About damn time.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:49 (four years ago) link

Are we allowing MCU television in these threads as well? Cuz it looks like the Maslany She-Hulk was just a rumor that she debunked in a recent interview, sadly.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:08 (four years ago) link

most looking forward to Shang-Chi, and hoping they nail the Paul Gulacy visual tone.

Yeah the credits are going to say "based on the character created by Steve Englehart and Jim Starlin" and I'm going to be sad because it's not "based on the character in that holy-shit awesome run by Doug Moench and Paul Gulacy, DUUUUUDE."

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link

Pretty sure I first "heard" "Rhiannon" thanks to Master of Kung Fu.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link

So much character fleshing-out that was lovable but verged on dumb...Black Jack Tarr becoming a big Frank Frazetta fan, lol. (This might have been in the Mike Zeck or Gene Day days, can't remember.)

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

okay lol @ "nerd immunity"

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link

it looks like the Maslany She-Hulk was just a rumor that she debunked in a recent interview, sadly.

I don't know, I smell a rat. Kind of like when Taika denied he was making a Star Wars movie and then was all, psych, I'm making a Star Wars movie.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link

I assume she's still negotiating her contract, and Ruffalo's tweet improved her payday/terms.

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link

Oh I hope it's a feint, makes sense since she called it a "press release that got out of hand", which doesn't come across as quite the strong denial the article I read implied. I'm still hopeful she shows up in it.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

maybe she plays jennifer and somebody else plays she hulk? and she plays "the voice in her head"? it's a weird bit of pr thus far.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link

Just negotiating phase/tactics. Though I'd love to see his take on the character.

Nhex, Monday, 26 October 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link

it's a meaty fuckin' role!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link

lol oscar isaac hated working for disney so much during Star Wars, wonder what kind of sweetheart deal they’re offering him for this

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 October 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link

Well, much like Finn his role got worse and worse as the series went on, so I don't blame him

Nhex, Monday, 26 October 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Is this the right thread for this(?) Kate Bishop on-set images have surfaced: https://www.comicbookmovie.com/tv/marvel/hawkeye/hawkeye-set-video-gives-us-a-much-better-look-at-hailee-steinfeld-and-jeremy-renner-a180551#gs.mgnaf1

wet tip hen ax (egg drop mix) (morrisp), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link

The casting announcements for Spider-Man 3 make it really look like they are just going to repeat the multiverse thing that worked so well in Into the Spider-Verse with a live action version. Even for the MCU this seems really lazy. Happy to be proven wrong, but I really liked watching the first two with my son and this makes me way less excited for a third one.

I mean, given the Dr. Strange sequel’s subtitle, the multiverse was already long planned, but this seems like a questionable move.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 06:03 (four years ago) link

Even for the MCU this seems really lazy.

McKenna was nominated for both an Emmy and a Hugo, for writing a multiverse story, seven years before Spider-Verse came out tbfttl

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 06:36 (four years ago) link

A bunch more Kate Bishop set pics circulating today; Steinfeld looks like a great casting choice.

good karma, my aesthetic (morrisp), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 06:51 (four years ago) link

Just misread that as 'Seinfeld' and I'm still laughing from that mental image.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 12:11 (four years ago) link

McKenna was nominated for both an Emmy and a Hugo, for writing a multiverse story, seven years before Spider-Verse came out tbfttl

Oh I don't have any issue with McKenna and, again, this is total speculation just based on the casting, it's more just surprise that they'd use the Spider-Man film to redo the Spider-verse think so soon again.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link

It may be wise to speculate with caution, as you may recall that a lot of the pre-release assumptions about the last Spidey flick were upended (ie the thing about Mysterio dropping in from a different earth).

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link

they'll need to add more Spiders-Man and Girls if they're going to sorta hit the key diversity theme

Nhex, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 14:54 (four years ago) link

Maybe this is Mysterio running the same scam again. Maybe every future Marvel movie will end by revealing that actually it was Mysterio.

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link

iirc doesn't Mysterio make that multiverse claim himself in the movie, as part of his ruse? Between the timeline resolution of the Avengers, Spider-verse and Dr. Strange title, and possibly what they hinted at with the Vision/Witch show, they're definitely leaning in to this. Someone versed in the comics could maybe make a good guess as to the overarching plot or big bad. I have no idea. Does Captain Marvel 2 have a title or casting? They've hinted at introducing Adam Warlock a few times now, I think. Certainly a multiverse scenario could allow, say, the Fantastic Four to just pop in as a deus ex reboot at the end of a movie. Lots of ways Marvel can go, assuming they even want another giant overarching crossover scenario.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I have no issue with the multiverse idea and that's clearly where we are heading, I was just saying that it seems kinda lazy to launch into it with a do-over of the multiple Spider-Men thing. Especially since the Spider-Man flick is slated before the Dr. Strange sequel, which will obviously lean heavily into the multiverse too.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 15:13 (four years ago) link

I just have no idea why they'd want to maintain any association with the awful Andrew Garfield movies

Number None, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link

there's (un)surprisingly a small, vocal fanbase online who grew up with and liked those movies

Nhex, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link

i can't lie though - i am excited to see all those jabronis in one big battle royale. even the characters who died! let's get Topher Grace in there while we're at it

Nhex, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link

hoping they insert Mulaney's Spider-Ham Who-Framed-Roger-Rabbit-style

DJP, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

It could be cool if they do it right.

It’s kind of funny that a generation will grow up thinking of multiple Spideys as a basic “Spider-Man” feature, when for most of Marvel’s history, there was only one Parker, he was a very singular hero... even while there were a few different Caps, Thors, Captain Marvels, etc. (I’m talking back in the ’80s, long before there were a zillion versions of every character.)

good karma, my aesthetic (morrisp), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

I mean, a generation already has grown up thinking multiple Spideys are a basic Spider-Man feature; Ben Reilly, although created in the 70s, came into his own circa 1994.

DJP, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

Huh, I had stopped reading by then.

good karma, my aesthetic (morrisp), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link

Spider-Man 2099 was an ongoing two years before that

not to mention that the film had Spider-Folk from six universes, but the original Spider-Verse comics on which the film was based featured Spidey-Persons from dozens of universes, crossed over half a dozen existing titles, launched several titles featuring new Spider-Ladies and recurring -Verse miniseries, and was itself adapting a video game by the same spider-writer-and-comments-troll.

huge rant (sic), Thursday, 10 December 2020 09:21 (four years ago) link

Anything with superheroes is fundamentally uninteresting to me, I don't like to begrudge others their fun but in the last decade it has become impossible to filter out while still being interested in other pop culture, just hope we can move on soon.

Gary Sambrook eats substantial meals (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 December 2020 10:23 (four years ago) link

May I c+p your post into all 413,209 threads about things that don't interest me? I think people would really enjoy that.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 12:10 (four years ago) link

We're 10,000 posts into the Marvel Cinematic Universe: Classic Or Dud thread, with about three or four of those posts saying "dud." You don't need to freak out on anyone who mildly says "idk, idgi"

huge rant (sic), Thursday, 10 December 2020 12:16 (four years ago) link

10000 posts in and OL still doesn't realize that this mega franchise is in no way similar to anything else in existence in terms of pop culture dominance and sheer unavoidability, just a straight decade of acting like people are needlessly piling on some poor random movie and not the default interest of human beings under the age of 50

, Thursday, 10 December 2020 12:48 (four years ago) link

I thought my joek was pretty mild, sic, compared to the umpteenth hyperbolic claim that we are still collectively unable to avoid this franchise that hasn't had a new entry in (checks) 1.5 years now.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 13:23 (four years ago) link

you've been posting like this much longer than 1.5 years and will continue to do so after covid dies down and disney begins pummeling movie theaters with their franchises once more

, Thursday, 10 December 2020 13:31 (four years ago) link

Yeah probably, because I enjoy the MCU movies and enjoy posting about how I enjoy the MCU movies in the thread dedicated to the MCU movies.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 13:36 (four years ago) link

I've also posted about how Disney's business practices are increasingly fucked and how I don't enjoy that but please don't let me interrupt ya flow.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

plenty of people here are capable of talking about enjoying this franchise without acting like someone shot their dog whenever it's lightly criticized. i still care enough about it to watch them in theaters. meanwhile you immediately jumped into this poll after it was made with your dukes up looking to rehash the same arguments with the same posters. it doesn't have to be this way!

, Thursday, 10 December 2020 13:52 (four years ago) link

there is only #onethread but unfortunately it's the politics thread

DJP, Thursday, 10 December 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link

I'm done I'm done

Anyway dud

, Thursday, 10 December 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link

Eh, who cares about criticizing the MCU? Plenty of valid reasons to do so imo and even those of us that are big fans do it too, at least about specific decisions/ideas. For me, it's just exhausting that people feel the need to go out of their way to jump into the one active thread about the MCU to remind us all how much they hate the franchise and don't get how anyone could possibly enjoy it. What's the point? Considering we keep it to one rolling thread at a time to cover multiple films a year, and now multiple upcoming TV series, it's not like ILM is getting flooded with obnoxious MCU threads.

I don't know, it's just that people get understandably annoyed when someone randomly parachutes into, say, the yearly rolling rap thread to remind everyone that they can't stand rap. But somehow it just keeps happening on the MCU threads and even just pointing it out is someone the wrong thing to do?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 December 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link

Understandable, but in that case it probably shouldn't be a Classic or Dud thread.

jmm, Thursday, 10 December 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link

Fair, I don't know if I understand the reason of why we are structuring them as such still.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link

there just needs to be a thread exclusively for stanning the MCU and The 1975

, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link

*runs to the Guy Fieri thread*

DJP, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link

#onethread

jmm, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:13 (four years ago) link

xp’s to sic – Obv. I’m aware of the Spider-Verse comics, which kicked off this trend – I was referring to there only being #OneSpidey in the sixties thru the eighties. (I acknowledge that the generation who began reading the comics in the early ’90s is also familiar with multiple Spider-Men; if not to the crazy extent of today.)

I mentioned the casting news to my son, and he just said, “They already did that!” (Then he added, “But this will be live-action, huh...”)

good karma, my aesthetic (morrisp), Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:19 (four years ago) link

massive lol at Garfieri

DJP, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:21 (four years ago) link

so can somebody point me to the casting news that kicked this off? I'm way behind and too busy to google things for myself

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:48 (four years ago) link

I apparently missed some of it myself. I knew that Jamie Foxx was going to be showing up as Electro but apparently Alfred Molina, Kiersten Dunst, and Emma Stone are also all slated to show up in this thing. (And possibly Charlie Cox as Daredevil? Which is the most exciting for me inasmuch as I just assumed they'd immolated the entire Netflix-verse.)

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

for some reason I read that as Charlie Day

DJP, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link

it's sort of amazing that he's managed not to be cast in an MCU thing already actually xp

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link

The other Spideys are showing up, too. Tobey & Garfield

good karma, my aesthetic (morrisp), Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link

One of the funniest jokes in The Good Place was in a flashback to the early 2000s... someone invites Kristen Bell’s character to see Spider-Man 2, and she’s like, “They made another Spider-Man movie? What for?”

good karma, my aesthetic (morrisp), Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link

for some reason I read that as Charlie Day

― DJP

it's sort of amazing that he's managed not to be cast in an MCU thing already actually xp

― it bangs for thee (Simon H.)

Word is they might be after a new Wolverine...

chap, Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

Tobey's the holdout so far, probably wants more $$$

Nhex, Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link

I mean, maybe I'll warm on the concept if Garfield goes the Jake Johnson role and packs on 35-40 pounds to be the out of shape Spidey.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link

I'm just spitballing here but I'm guessing these will mostly be cameos.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link

Oh I'm sure. I guess good on Maguire for holding out for his $15 million cameo though.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

$20m if he reprises

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/005/068/spiderman-3-1540228026.jpg

Number None, Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:05 (four years ago) link

Stayin' Alive

good karma, my aesthetic (morrisp), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link

it's sort of amazing that he's managed not to be cast in an MCU thing already actually xp

I'd say he bet all his marbles on Pacific Rim (Idris Elba had the sense to play a character who died so he wouldn't get tied to the franchise)

DJP, Thursday, 10 December 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link

I thought my joek was pretty mild, sic, compared to the umpteenth hyperbolic claim

tbf you went hyperbolic in the very first post after the OP invitation to discuss whether these are classic or dud, which also provided an option for people to express their extreme cultural fatigue with the premise. If we're thread-policing, perhaps you shouldn't parachute into an explicit Dud or Exhausting? thread in order to melt down at the prospect of anyone expressing disdain or exhaustion, before anyone else has even had a chance to express enthusiasm, or in lieu of doing so yourself?



I was referring to there only being #OneSpidey in the sixties thru the eighties

yeah I was mainly throwing a drive-by annotation in for general thread-cruisers (there was also a TV adaptation of Spider-Verse in 2015, I found out while checking the dates!)

But: Ditko wrote & drew the #onespidey from 1962 to 1966; mostly-Romita-and-Lee, with a few Kane and Houseroy issues, wrote it until 1971; Gerry Conway became the third credited writer, and introduced the first alt.spidey in 1975. Then the symbiote Spidey started pranking Parker in 1984, and has never left. Spider-Woman's ongoing series started in 1978, and Spider-Ham's ongoing launched in 1985, two years after the Marvel Tails one-shot. That's a lot of generations growing up and old with multiSpideys running around in the comics, and he wasn't unusual in Marvel to have gone his first 22 years with only one main version.



Considering we keep it to one rolling thread at a time to cover multiple films a year, and now multiple upcoming TV series, it's not like ILM is getting flooded with obnoxious MCU threads.

#onethread

Terence Howard is... Iron Man

Edward Norton IS "The Incredible Hulk"

It's never too early to anticipate IRON MAN

It's never too early to anticipate IRON MAN 2

Od's Blood! Hath ILE no thread for anticipation of Kenneth Branagh's THOR? Verily?

Is it time for us nerds to start anticipating THE AVENGERS, directed by Joss Whedon?

just going to go ahead and have a Captain America: The Movie thread

It's always too early to anticipate Patty Jenkins's THOR 2

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. -- Marvel meets Joss Whedon meets...TV!

Od's Blood! Hath ILE no thread for anticipation of THOR 2: The Dark World? Verily?

We got Ant-Man movie

also just going to go ahead and have a Captain America: The Winter Soldier thread

The Avengers 2 -- Age of Ultron

Guardians of the Galaxy: Marvel mess in the making?

Benedict Cumberbatch IS Doctor Strange.

Radar Love: DAREDEVIL show on NETFLIX

Come anticipate CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR with me

Marvel's Jessica Jones

Od's Blood! Hath ILE no thread for anticipation of THOR: RAGNAROK? Verily?

Marvel's Luke Cage

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Latest entry in the NETFLIX MARVEL GRITVERSE: Iron Fist

MARVEL GRITVERSE ASSEMBLE: The Defenders TV show

MARVEL TV HAIRVERSE ASSEMBLE: Inhumans

Black Panther (2018), dir Ryan Coogler

Avengers: Infinity War

We got Ant-Man and the Wasp movie

Now let us celebrate the angry white male mass shooter: THE PUNISHER on Netflix

Come anticipate animated Miles Morales in SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE with me
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
So, _Spider-Man_ then...
Doc Ock loves you, Spider-Man fans
Spider-Man 3 anticipation begins...now
What will happen in Spider-Man 3
NEW Spider-Man 3 Trailer
https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=57&threadid=1828
paul-bon victor uncredited cameo spider-man 3
Spider-Man 4 -- whether you like it or not
Spider-Man 4 (reboot thread) -- aka The Amazing Spider-Man
Anticipating Spider-Man: Homecoming (and then presumably Spider-Man: Prom)

Captain Marvel (2019), dir. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck

Hulu's Non-Gritty Animated Marvel Universe: Pick Your Poison

Od's Blood! Hath ILE no thread for anticipation of THOR 4? Verily?

We got third Ant-Man movie

come anticipate scarjo as black widow in BLACK WIDOW, marvel studios' movie about black widow starring black widow

huge rant (sic), Thursday, 10 December 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link

We got lots of threads.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 December 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link

(Did I start half of these? Feels like it.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 December 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link

xxp Agree the symbiote adds a sort-of wrinkle; less so about Jessica Drew (she had no relation to Spidey beyond the name), though Julia Carpenter fits the bill more closely (1984, same year / issue(?) as the symbiote). Spider-Ham? lol, I guess. My point was more than James Rhodes was Iron Man for a spell in the '80s; Steve Rogers was replaced by that Super-Patriot dude; Beta Ray Bill was kicking around; etc. -- but Spider-Man was always just the one guy. (I recognize that, my childhood aside, there have been multiple Spider-Folks for longer now than there was orginally just one.)

good karma, my aesthetic (morrisp), Thursday, 10 December 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link

lol @ sic spending the time and energy to search up threads from fifteen years ago to prove me wrong. imagine putting that much energy in being a complete asshole online.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 December 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link

I mean, jesus christ dude. For something that you ostensibly hate so much, that's an insane level of dedication to proving a point.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 December 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link

sic, if I've ever engaged in hyperbole I will eat not just my own hat but also eight million other hats.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link

But for real, maybe I'm wrong, but I thought the idea was, more recently anyway, an attempt to consolidate things in these threads so we didn't have dozens of threads about the MCU stuff. But I'm sufficiently shamed now by sic, so I'll ask for permission before I post about the MCU again.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 December 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link

Yeah, you're correct: there's currently just this thread and, when/if it's ever released, the Black Widow thread will probably be revived. But sic-yphus gotta keep pushing that boulder.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link

something that you ostensibly hate so much

??! I don't hate you - I recognise your name as a regular long-term poster, but don't even have a conception of your general vibe or particular interests, let alone any animus.

insane level of dedication to proving a point

while searching them up in between bites of lunch I did think "even if this guy hasn't missed these before & thus appreciate the chance to catch up, it'll probably be handy for one of the megathreads to have an index"

huge rant (sic), Thursday, 10 December 2020 23:05 (four years ago) link

xp

huge rant (sic), Thursday, 10 December 2020 23:05 (four years ago) link

also for indexing purposes: Rolling Marvel Cinematic Universe thread (+ a poll: Classic or Dud?)

currently just this thread and, when/if it's ever released, the Black Widow thread

tbf you do keep pointing out why there is only one current thread

this franchise that hasn't had a new entry in (checks) 1.5 years now.

(I thought there was also a WandaVision thread, but I couldn't find it, possibly because there's a ™ in the title that makes it unsearchable or s/t?)




(also tbf from now on I might remember j/v/c's vibe as "called me an asshole for helpfully linking dozens of threads he was intersted in")

huge rant (sic), Thursday, 10 December 2020 23:17 (four years ago) link

Oh come on, don't even try to pretend that was your reasoning.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 December 2020 23:20 (four years ago) link

AAAANYway. Lost amidst today's Star Wars blitz was the announcement of three new Disney+ MCU shows: Secret Invasion, Armor Wars, and Ironheart. Would be nice if even just one of the Disney+ series aired at some point.

And also the director of the Spidey flicks will be helming the FF threeboot, which I assume means that that's actually going into production soon.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 December 2020 02:00 (four years ago) link

Oh and Maslany confirmed for She-Hulk after the earlier denials.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 December 2020 02:03 (four years ago) link

(BRB, gonna go start separate threads for all these MCUs)

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 December 2020 02:10 (four years ago) link

...Infinite Crisis style

good karma, my aesthetic (morrisp), Friday, 11 December 2020 02:20 (four years ago) link

“sic-Prime is taken into the custody of the ILX Mods, who place him in a quantum containment field, surrounded by a red Sun-Eater and guarded by 50 Green Lanterns. While inside his cell, he carves the Zing symbol into his chest, vowing to escape.”

good karma, my aesthetic (morrisp), Friday, 11 December 2020 02:30 (four years ago) link

Looks like there's more stuff that got announced, like Christian Bale as the baddie in Thor 4 and Kang the Conqueror being in Ant Man 3. That dude is a time traveler, right? Plus you've got Loki bouncing all over ... I assume the time travel/multiverse is the only way they can tie together all these loose strands/characters, and TV seems to be a good place to do it. Wouldn't be surprised if all these Disney+ shows will by default comprise "Phase 4," culminating in the (re) introduction of the Fantastic Four, who come packaged with a few of the best intergalactic level villains.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 December 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link

Even with Sandman finally in production at Netflix after three decades of development, we don't have to wait til next year to see it done right:

Saturday, December 12, 7 PM EST on YouTube: #Sleepwalker Episode 01: https://t.co/JMCzF5ObBJ
Saturday, December 12, 7:30 PM EST: Zoom Q&A with co-directors Joe and Josh #BlueBisonMedia, and me (creator of Sleepwalker): https://t.co/GJ2FApNksR...
Go to above links to RSVP pic.twitter.com/tHDpQEijNm

— Bob Budiansky (@BobBudiansky) December 11, 2020

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 12 December 2020 06:13 (four years ago) link

Sandman finally in production at Netflix after three decades of development...

― huge rant (sic), Friday, December 11, 2020

Netflix + Gaiman + Warners. Can't see any way this could possibly disappoint.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 12 December 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link

man that sleepwalker image looks like a product of a different era

this recent EVERYTHING, WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING drop seems like the beginning of the end but maybe i'm just an optimist.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 December 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link

there is a lot of pressure from shareholders for Disney to win the Streaming Wars and so they dropped a ton of teasers and trailers and sizzle reels on investor day. that is not the beginning of the end, it is just the beginning of the beginning if anything.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 12 December 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link

i guess i have to wonder where the floor is for casual or even serious fans, both with enthusiasm to keep up with this stuff and just out of sheer exhaustion. Even as a 15 year old marvel zombie I don't think i ever in my wildest dreams could have wanted this level of media saturation... and there's a zillion other options!

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 December 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link

Just for the record, the projected upcoming roster of Marvel movies for 2021 includes Black Widow, Shang-Chi, The Eternals and Spider Man 3 with Wandavision, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Loki, What If?, Hawkeye and Ms Marvel as series.

Then we're into Doctor Strange 2, Thor 4, She Hulk, Black Panther 2, Deadpool 3, Captain Marvel 2, Ant-Man and Wasp 2, Guardians of the Galaxy 3 and Blade all green-lit as films and Ironheart, Secret Invasion, Armor Wars, I Am Groot, Moon Knight, Fantastic Four, Secret Invasion and Armor Wars green-lit as series.

when is too fucking much just too fucking much?

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 December 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link

get him Old Lunch!

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 12 December 2020 19:57 (four years ago) link

even hardcore fans have to recognize that "It started out one thing and became another" is simply a fact at this point, even if you approve of this "don't skimp on the paté" approach to content delivery

loose Orwellian mobs (rob), Saturday, 12 December 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

yeah, i'm definitely in that boat too. too much headspace (and time!) required for all of this. guess I'll do my best. (and we're not even including all the other Disney/Pixar/Star Wars shit that was announced too)

Nhex, Saturday, 12 December 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link

pls do not express negative thoughts. mods if u could get that, thanks in advance

Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Saturday, 12 December 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link

Haters, leave a little butthurt for the fanboys, sheesh.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 12 December 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

It's really just down to quality control afaic. The MCU films thus far have all done the job for me (some more than others, admittedly). The shows have been pretty hit-or-miss. I got through all of the Netflix series but it honestly got to be a bit of a slog at points (partly because they never figured out how to tell a story worth taking up a full thirteen-episode season). Same with Agents if SHIELD. I'm clearly a Zombie but I still haven't made it through the Freeform/Hulu series. So yeah, I can see fatigue setting in at a point to the extent that Feige et al don't keep a firm hand on the wheel.

As previously noted, the Thanos bangers capped everything off perfectly for me and I would be cool stopping there if things start to suck down the road.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 12 December 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link

It's also worth noting again that I did not GAF about most superhero movies before the MCU and still don't GAF about most non-MCU superhero movies because most superhero movies are real shitty. I'm only on board this particular train because they're doing it the way I always wanted to see it done, and as soon as they stop doing it like that I'm out.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 12 December 2020 22:16 (four years ago) link

that makes sense! almost all the marvel films have been serviceable! The tv shows vary on returns for me. I'm just against media hegemony (especially when it's semi-fascistic in scope) as a general rule.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 December 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link

can we have Marvel/Star Wars crossover

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 December 2020 00:03 (four years ago) link

I'm betting that'll happen in, oo, about 2029.

chap, Sunday, 13 December 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link

fuck no. the only thing worse than star wars movies is star wars fans.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 13 December 2020 00:37 (four years ago) link

fan made, no?

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 December 2020 02:11 (four years ago) link

not the fan-made Team-Up 69 we were all hoping for

huge rant (sic), Sunday, 13 December 2020 02:16 (four years ago) link

tbf, they used the force

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 December 2020 02:19 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Looks like Oscar Isaac may have been unofficially confirmed as Marc Spector by the Moon Knight DP.

Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 January 2021 16:56 (four years ago) link

WandaVision is interesting so far but it is taking a long time to get to the point. Also being deliberately obfuscatory for the nerds that know Tom King's Vision and the NO MORE MUTANTS storyline... still some deep nerd teases with Captain Marvel II showing up, ads for Strucker watches with hydra logos, was that an ultron toaster? I need more meat on this bone shortly though; the sitcom elements are getting tired even with the rapidly updating chronological design flourishes.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2021 05:10 (four years ago) link

disagree completely re pacing of WandaVision, the slow pacing is what i'm liking so far and think the sitcom elements not at all tired but help bring up, how the original storyline in the comics of them moving to the suburbs (Leonia NJ in early 80s) and wanting an 'ideal' suburban life was supposed to work out, (esp as back then Vizh did not have a image inducer so always was red synthezoid).

Playing with the idealized families of sitcoms feel perfect to go into that, of course perfect to do it on TV (as obv not gonna do a movie). so having something that doesn't jump to the action is a better use of the TV time i think and exploring the characters. (of course have to see how finally plays out and may recant)

I'm hoping though def shares aspects with disassembled and no more mutants that doesn't go that ultimate route re wanda

jokes/ads/easter eggs
the toaster is made by stark industries - dont think any ultron ref but more a ref to both in comics and by readers ppl commenting that wanda was married to 'a toaster'

'Geraldine'/Monica Rambeau - wondering if something that happens here will substitute for how she gains powers in the comics - one scene in a making of featurette on is what made me think that was a possibility

not having read the Vision comics, something i missed but was referenced on io9 in comments. SPOILERS for Vision below which I've not read but assume use on show is purely easter egg for comics reader here is

"The animated opening credits in the second episode are delightful. Even better, though, if you slow them down, you’ll notice...

Illustration for comment/ paused @ 22 secs into animated opening credits of ep2

...what appears to be the Grim Reaper’s helmet and several bones under the floor. Which is either an Easter egg to when Virginia Vision killed him and buried him in the backyard in Tom King’s The Vision or, you know, they actually killed him and buried him in the floor in the show."

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H in Addis, Saturday, 16 January 2021 11:11 (four years ago) link

I'm reserving judgment because this is such an out of left field experiment in the MCU that I have no idea where it's headed. They really did a magnificent job of full-on recreating the feel of a b&w sitcom, as I was just expecting some tongue-in-cheek nods in that direction before they plunged into the action. I think I agree that I like the pacing but it may depend on how much longer they drip feed the clues that something is awry.

Looks like I'm gonna be the filling in a missile sandwich! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 16 January 2021 13:29 (four years ago) link

Haven't watched yet, but here's a question: all the kids no doubt watching this, would they even recognize old-school B&W sitcom tropes? Or will it go right over their heads like, I dunno, a record scratch sound effect?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 January 2021 13:33 (four years ago) link

Depends on how much MeTV their folks watch, I guess.

Looks like I'm gonna be the filling in a missile sandwich! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 16 January 2021 14:37 (four years ago) link

50s sitcom absolutely nailed, especially the canned effects.

It's hard not to see everything as clues but the toaster had a red LED showing in a black and white film and Mrs aldo said she thought the beeping was like a heart monitor going to flatline (plus the people in the as look worried).

Going to throw a theory out there:

There is no big conspiracy. This is Wanda's reality altering powers filtering her grief after Vision is killed by Thanos. She's in a secure holding facility so she doesn't destroy the world. At the end she'll have come to terms with it and be ready to rejoin the Avengers.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Saturday, 16 January 2021 15:26 (four years ago) link

^^^ My guess as well. I'm enjoying it so far.

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Saturday, 16 January 2021 15:32 (four years ago) link

I don't know if it's a spoiler or not but Wanda will be appearing next in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. Make of that what you will.

Looks like I'm gonna be the filling in a missile sandwich! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 16 January 2021 15:46 (four years ago) link

WandaVision is the best thing MCU has made in a long, long time. I'm frankly astonished they went for it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 16 January 2021 16:27 (four years ago) link

I think my issue with the pacing is because I have the same general sense as Aldo/WmC as to where the plot is going (as informed by way too extensive reading of the comics) and i dislike paddling in place waiting for the story to catch up to me. Not sure what's up with the AIM guy with the bees though?

Even if my prognostication is generally off, there's not a whole lot more to lean on while I'm waiting to be proven wrong. The sitcom stuff is clever enough, particularly the chronological transition from Dick Van Dyke to Bewitched (Brady Bunch next?) but the line between watching a cliched sitcom and watching a darkly veiled parody/metaphor of same is pretty thin. Basically, _I feel like I got it already_ and would like to get the actual story going now.

Even so, I appreciate Marvel's willingness to take some chances here. My beef is that style is outweighing substance so far. But hey it's only two episodes in. Looking forward to being proven wrong!

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2021 20:36 (four years ago) link

I thought the E1 design/callbacks were to I Love Lucy, not Dick Van Dyke.

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Saturday, 16 January 2021 20:39 (four years ago) link

Both, I'd say? The part where he walks through the chair seemed like a definite DVD nod. Obviously lots of I Dream of Jeannie in episode 2 as well.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2021 20:40 (four years ago) link

Crew members came to set in ’50s-era clothing

^this seems a bit overkill?

things you were surprisingly old when you learned: i didn't realize elizabeth olsen was related to the olsen twins, duh

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2021 21:00 (four years ago) link

so paul bettany really went full rik mayall in episode two of wandavision huh

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 January 2021 21:02 (four years ago) link

Not sure what's up with the AIM guy with the bees though?

Oh, goddamn it, I'm pissed at myself for not catching that that was an AIM dude. I just saw a guy in a beekeeper suit, which should've been an obvious clue for any true Zombie.

Looks like I'm gonna be the filling in a missile sandwich! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 16 January 2021 22:00 (four years ago) link

^this seems a bit overkill?

sounds like fun tbh!

shivers me timber (sic), Saturday, 16 January 2021 22:04 (four years ago) link

I really enjoyed the first ep!

I have always found Vision as a character kinda nebulous & semi dull & wasnt sure if i’d enjoy it. But I really got sucked in right away. Paul Bettany has been around for so long as an actor & it was great to see him let loose in a sitcom comedy format, he was really funny. Both him & olsen did great - and Katherine Hahn is made for this shit, she’s so good. All the casting was perfect - Debra Jo Rupp & Fred Melamed as the Harts was like chef’s kiss modern Fred & Ethel casting, they were hilarious.

Also the look - that very washed out, almost sepia black and white is a really good choice instead of the harsher b&w - it helps place the comedy or make it funnier somehow? i cant quite explain what I mean except that i see that look & immediately get a Lucy vibe, like you immediately know where you are if you have that frame of reference

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 January 2021 22:40 (four years ago) link

one other easter egg of note is the fairly obvious SWORD insignias in the "outside world" shots, giving greater credence to the holding facility theory... presumably doc strange is keeping wanda from destroying the multiverse?

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2021 00:05 (four years ago) link

Am I only the one who thinks that, besides the The Vision and the Scarlet Witch and The House of M, this seems to be taking its cues from both Tom King's Vision series and from his Mister Miracle series? I mean, the influence of the former is obvious, with the whole concept of the Vision trying to live in the suburbs with normal people, with much difficulty... But the latter's basic idea is that a superhero couple is caught in illusionary world where they're living a regular domestic life with no other superheroes are around, but then we start seeing some glitches in the matrix, which seems to be the plot here too.

Anyway, as for predictions of what's happening here, I think the House of M scenario, where this is all just Wanda's reality warper powers creating a world where the Vision is alive again, and in the end she wakes up from the dream and comes to terms with his death, feels a bit too obvious. It's been done so many times in superhero fiction, and in sci-fi in general. IMO there's something more complicated going here, and I feel the endgame is to bring Vision back for real. In both of the first two episodes, the Vision seems to be just as confused as Wanda is about the world they've dropped in, not remembering when their anniversary is, or if they're even marrod, or how they ended up living in the suburbs, etc. If he was just a character in Wanda's illusion, surely he would have a proper backstory and memories, like all the other sitcom people we meet?

Tuomas, Sunday, 17 January 2021 00:42 (four years ago) link

I haven’t watched this, but the concept does sound similar to the Tom King series (which I thought was pretentious and a bummer, so this seems better right off the bat).

one of the only artist who is genuine (morrisp), Sunday, 17 January 2021 01:00 (four years ago) link

It appears to be all of those things in a blender, which is in line with the marvel studios method. The authors of all those series/stories (and lee and Kirby) are noted in the end credits.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2021 02:35 (four years ago) link

How does participation work for Marvel/DC writers & artists? Do they see any money from derivative works, or everything they do work for hire and they’re lucky if they receive a credit?

one of the only artist who is genuine (morrisp), Sunday, 17 January 2021 02:43 (four years ago) link

loooooolll

shivers me timber (sic), Sunday, 17 January 2021 03:09 (four years ago) link

Sic will certainly chime in here, but my understanding is that marvel studios, working as a completely separate entity from marvel, has a tendency to pay creators fairly well as advisers. I don’t really think there’s any legal obligation to do so; more of a mix of fan base goodwill and a nearly endless budget.

No idea what DC does.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2021 03:10 (four years ago) link

Lol caught in the xp

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2021 03:10 (four years ago) link

one dude created a plurality, possiblu a majority, of the most significant aspects of the Marvel Universe, and Marvel spent years of the MCU suing his grandchildren

shivers me timber (sic), Sunday, 17 January 2021 03:12 (four years ago) link

PossiBlu was a member of the Guardians Of The Galaxy in the 1980s iirc

shivers me timber (sic), Sunday, 17 January 2021 03:13 (four years ago) link

Saw both episodes tonight and loved it. Just, as VG noted, Paul Bettany getting to be ridiculous.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 January 2021 06:02 (four years ago) link

I thought this was great. Nice to see a show where you (or I, and my younger daughter) have no idea what's going on or where it's going, at least not at this point.

So I wonder if each episode is going to hop through the decades of sitcoms? First was more or less '50s, second was '60s, right?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 January 2021 02:46 (four years ago) link

Just saw a promo for this, and everything was in color / looked like a "normal" show(?) I'll try to check it out.

one of the only artist who is genuine (morrisp), Monday, 18 January 2021 03:10 (four years ago) link

Liking the slow drip, walk-through-sitcom-history style so far. But I'm a sucker for long form mystery shows like this, always have been. Second episode was worth it just for Bettany's maximum goofiness.

Fun seeing Debra Jo Rupp from That '70s Show and Emma Caulfield (Anya from Buffy!)

Nhex, Monday, 18 January 2021 05:29 (four years ago) link

I was trying and failing to place Emma Caulfield

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 18 January 2021 21:43 (four years ago) link

Assuming this is now going to be a weekly Friday release?

groovypanda, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 09:16 (four years ago) link

Probably yeah, like the Mandalorian was.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 09:52 (four years ago) link

Or was that on Saturdays?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 09:52 (four years ago) link

I was considering a separate thread for WandaVision, but by the looks of things, there's not really going to be much overlap between the various TV series?

Pity, I was going to name it after the Fred Melamed Rhythmically Thumping Cinematic Universe.

Anyway, is this Paul Bettany's first comedic role since A Knight's Tale? He's really good - the drunkenness in the top hat & tails in the second episode reminded me a bit of Matt Smith.

I'd guess Brady Bunch this week? I'm hoping there'll be a Roseanne episode. With nine in the series, they'll have to run out before the end, even if things don't come to a head first.

Tomorrow's new episode is the last of the ones that went out for review - apparently there's a name said that may clue in Marvel fans?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:08 (four years ago) link

Cookie Puss?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:09 (four years ago) link

Oh, wait, Marvel. My bad.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:09 (four years ago) link

I've already seen some speculation that Wanda and Vision's neighbour Agnes is actually Agatha Harkness, because of the similarity in names, and because she's played by a fairly well known actor for a seemingly minor role. But if that's true, I really, really, really hope this is isn't supposed to be an adaptation of that awful John Byrne West Coast Avengers story which pretty much ruined Wanda and Vision for years.

Tuomas, Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:39 (four years ago) link

Tomorrow's new episode is the last of the ones that went out for review - apparently there's a name said that may clue in Marvel fans?

Unless it's something I completely missed it, I don't think any name or any other detail in this episode gave any more clue to comic books readers than to those only familiar with the movies? Unless the clue was supposed to be that Wanda did indeed give birth to Wiccan and Speed, but I'm sure all the comic book folks already guessed it after the previous episode's pregnancy reveal.

The Truman Show stuff towards the end of episode seems to confirm my theory upthread that the Vision is indeed back and not just a figment of Wanda's imagination, no? She still seems to have control over Westview and what's happening there, but it doesn't look like she created its inhabitants.

Tuomas, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:14 (four years ago) link

Now that Disney owns Fox, is she ever going to officially be called Scarlet Witch? I'm not a comic book guy so I don't know the exact details of the changes they made, but ... wasn't she revealed/rewritten to be a mutant in the comics? Has the MCU called anything she does magic or witchcraft or hexes or whatever? From a casual perspective she's been one of the more confusing characters in the MCU, since her powers are so ill-defined (iirc in the comics at some point she was considered one of the handful of most powerful superheroes). Vision, too, I guess, he's got a huge array of vague yet powerful abilities.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:44 (four years ago) link

She was a mutant for most of her existence in the comics and was retconned into being an Inhuman.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 22 January 2021 17:47 (four years ago) link

Tuomas, could you as a favour shut the fuck up on the day of the episode's release?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:56 (four years ago) link

Oh yeah, wasn't she Magneto's daughter at some point? I guess with Disney owning pretty much everything, plus exploring multiverse stuff, they can basically do whatever they want with any of these characters.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:59 (four years ago) link

She and Quicksilver were mutants and Magneto's kids for most of the time they've been around. Now they're the product of the High Evolutionary's experiments (akin to being the product of Strucker's experiments in the MCU) and no longer Magneto's kids. I expect they'll kick the dirt over that stupid retcon eventually.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 January 2021 18:04 (four years ago) link

When were their new Inhuman roots mentioned, Dan? I honestly can't keep track of all the fuckery.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 January 2021 18:06 (four years ago) link

No you are right, I had stopped reading the books when all this happened and got details wrong

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 22 January 2021 18:08 (four years ago) link

Quicksilver married the princess of the Inhumans and they had a child together. Their marriage felt apart some time ago, and especially after went he insane with time travel post-House of M. Too bad they... sorta pretended that never happened!

Nhex, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:08 (four years ago) link

I elided Quicksilver's connection to the Inhumans via Crystal with the High Evolutionary stuff

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 22 January 2021 18:11 (four years ago) link

I thought the High Evolutionary and the Kree were like, separate trees of this hooey

Nhex, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:11 (four years ago) link

They are. For the moment. Until Wyndham is revealed to have been a secret Kree this whole time.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:02 (four years ago) link

she's still magneto's daughter to me.
here's a few pages of Marvel Genesis if you're curious:
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/History_of_the_Marvel_Universe#Billions_of_Years_Ago

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:04 (four years ago) link

WV isn't something I'd personally choose to watch, but my roommate's been watching, and I got sucked in and it is dope asf. Can't wait til Friday!

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Friday, 22 January 2021 21:28 (four years ago) link

I think it is Friday?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 January 2021 21:28 (four years ago) link

Next ep I mean

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Friday, 22 January 2021 21:30 (four years ago) link

Black Widow comes out on DVD 2/3. Surprised to see it in my library catalog. Thought it'd hold out for a theater release.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 22 January 2021 21:36 (four years ago) link

maybe it's a straight to DVD spider horror film?

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 21:40 (four years ago) link

That's gotta be an error somewhere... they are very much still holding off for a theatrical release. Currently set for May 2021 theatrical release, but that seems in jeopardy:

A new report says that Black Widow will only get a Disney+ release if all other options have failed, with Marvel determined to secure a theater debut. The long-awaited Marvel Cinematic Universe movie was initially supposed to release in theaters in May 2020. It was then delayed to November 2020 due to the coronavirus pandemic and pushed out once again, this time to May 2021, due to the pandemic still keeping most theaters closed in the US and worldwide. And a new report suggests Black Widow could be delayed again.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 January 2021 21:41 (four years ago) link

She and Quicksilver were mutants and Magneto's kids for most of the time they've been around. Now they're the product of the High Evolutionary's experiments (akin to being the product of Strucker's experiments in the MCU) and no longer Magneto's kids. I expect they'll kick the dirt over that stupid retcon eventually.
Though originally they weren't Magneto's kids, Magneto being their dad was a retcon. Then they de-retconned Magneto's parenthood and their mutanthood as part of the whole process of Marvel sidelining mutants because Fox owned the movie rights to the X-franchise... And now that Marvel/Disney has the rights to mutants again, probably they're gonna re-retcon Magneto into being their dad again, like you said. Only in superhero comics.

Tuomas, Friday, 22 January 2021 21:50 (four years ago) link

A new report says that Black Widow will only get a Disney+ release if all other options have failed

Sounds dire! We're rooting for you, Black Widow, for the sake of humanity.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 January 2021 22:01 (four years ago) link

it's coming out on DivX

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 22:04 (four years ago) link

This latest episode was really good. I only saw one or two episodes of "Legion" (which people ... liked?) but this seems to have similar vibes. Still no idea what's going on at all.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 01:27 (four years ago) link

I'm liking WandaVision the more it plays the cards it has but it's still moving a bit slower - mostly, again, in the name of showing off its considerable style (dig that stork! love the brady stairs!) - than I would prefer. Still worth the time investment. I'm buying into the theory of the mustachioed guy being Nightmare and his wife as Clea but I never saw the Doc Strange movie (which is odd as I have some real fondness for the many incarnations of the character), so i dunno if the film precludes those characters from appearing.
Anyways, we got 80's sitcoms up next. Cosby?

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 January 2021 05:56 (four years ago) link

i don't think anyone is touching the cosby show with a 500 foot poll for the next zillion years

all the 80s / 90's TGIF shows were ABC which means disney owns them*, seems possible if they're sticking to family stuff

* (probably? no idea how rights from that era transfer from individual studios tbh)

Clay, Saturday, 23 January 2021 06:06 (four years ago) link

well this is pastiche so whatever they go with it's not going to be a direct copy of anything. but i could see cosby couch/stair/door set up being part of the layout. what are other likely 80's sitcoms they could emphasize? Family Ties?
oh shit, they're gonna do ALF aren't they

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 January 2021 06:10 (four years ago) link

oh fuck Family Ties yesss
that house was so good

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 January 2021 06:24 (four years ago) link

sha la la la

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 January 2021 06:26 (four years ago) link

married... with children obv

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 23 January 2021 06:26 (four years ago) link

I think of Married with Children as the true couch/stair/door (but only because it was on TV more)

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 January 2021 10:19 (four years ago) link

There's definitely a division on my friends feeds between "This is awesome" and "The weird stuff is good, but when are they going to ditch the sitcom elements?" I'm curious as to whether the latter will soften when they get to Friends-era.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 January 2021 10:26 (four years ago) link

Well, the end of this ep was the longest they've gone breaking character, right? I assume it will speed up from here.

I don't know enough about comics to know who Nightmare or Clea is, but it's telling that Kathryn Hahn's husband has remained unseen for three episodes. They could be making him like one of the infamous invisible sitcom spouses, but there are rumors abounding that he could be the/a Big Bad. Certainly Hahn has pretty high billing for not playing a big role so far, so who knows. Teyonah Parris one assumes will re-enter the story, given who her character apparently is, having just looked at the wiki to see how to spell her name. In fact, I saw a couple of other (small) names that have appeared in other MCU shows on deck for this one. (Plus, weren't there rumors of a Dr. Strange cameo?) Then again, all these characters could just be easter eggs for comics fans, priming them for future MCU appearances, but one of the pleasures of this show so far is I have no idea!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 13:41 (four years ago) link

Just looking some more, S.W.O.R.D. was allegedly going to show up earlier in the MCU, as early as Thor, but S.W.O.R.D. was owned by Fox. Likewise, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., which was on ABC, apparently wanted to incorporate S.W.O.R.D., maybe in the series finale, but were reportedly refused permission by Marvel Studios. And I guess there was supposedly a S.W.O.R.D. reference at the end of the last Spider-man? I find it kind of fascinating, given how consistent the MCU has been, that they could not only juggle all these characters and storylines but also (as we've half-surmised) *potential* characters and storylines that might become available (after buying Fox, or working stuff out with Sony, say). Add in not just the green lighting of Disney+ and one presumes the absorption of those other Marvel Netflix characters, plus factor in the massive premiere and production delays of the movies, and there are suddenly even more moving parts. There must be some Disney vault with piles of different timelines and crossover ideas and new characters and other contingencies ready to be put into play.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 14:00 (four years ago) link

I just want to say more clearly that whatever the deeper plot machinations Olson and Bettany are ABSOLUTELY perfect throughout this thing so far; chemistry for days and embracing the ridiculous conventions while still selling the 'off'/unsettled moments.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 January 2021 16:43 (four years ago) link

I think it definitely helps that they (but particularly she) are good dramatic actors, so that when they shift from exaggerated sitcom acting to realistic acting the effect is very, well, effective.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 16:50 (four years ago) link

yeah, that's otm.
again, my issue is that i'm just not interested in watching tiresome sitcom tropes even when they're done winkingly and the first hour and a half of this program has been 80%+ tiresome sitcom tropes... filmed lovingly and cleverly, but still tiresome! get to the meat!
increasingly, i think the structure here just isn't for me. Even so, I don't begrudge the risk and I expect future episodes to be closer to 50% meat and 50% pastiche which is where I'm likely to get more into it.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:00 (four years ago) link

it's telling that Kathryn Hahn's husband has remained unseen for three episodes.

Mephisto? He's been notably absent in the MCU, presumably because THE DEVIL but maybe they feel it's less of a risk on cable?

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:02 (four years ago) link

filmed lovingly and cleverly

A small, very sharp touch has been how the camera angles have slowly started to shift at various points to be utterly unlike typical angles/framing from the era that they're replicating, often at moments of particular emotional stress. The first episode was almost totally on point for the early sixties though notably there were a few moments at the breakfast-dinner where that changed. In this most recent episode there were a lot more of those, like with the edit/glitch moment for Vision and especially during the birth scenes.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:21 (four years ago) link

xpost Yeah, that's one theory. I think I saw a link to this:

https://www.theverge.com/2021/1/22/22243271/wandavision-episode-3-recap-explainer-mephisto-agatha-harkness-tommy-billy-sword

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:23 (four years ago) link

Huh, should that link be hidden? I don't think it counts as a spoiler, since it's total guess work and doesn't give away anything we've seen on the show so far, or even that we necessarily expect to see.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:24 (four years ago) link

This potential Big Bad also has a lot of connections to Dr. Doom, who is perhaps the best known Big Bad as yet absent the MCU, but whom I assume is teed up somewhere along with the Fantastic Four. I still think they should release a stand alone Dr. Doom movie.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:27 (four years ago) link

Incidentally, I think I saw someone note elsewhere that June 2, the circled day of the boss coming over for dinner in the first episode, just happens to be the date of the first Salem witch trial.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:32 (four years ago) link

I think reading a bunch of Q material over the week has lowered my appetite for that sort of "but this is connected to that via this obvious clue!" stuff

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:43 (four years ago) link

Still, some people going deep, and the show is definitely going nuts with easter eggs that, sure, may be there just for fun, but may add up to more. For example, I saw a Den of Geek discussion of this still:

https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/wandavision_house_of_m_wine.jpg

As Wanda used her sitcom witch powers to set the table, she poured a bottle of wine called Maison Du Mepris. This is a very clever Easter egg, as it translates to “House of Contempt.” There’s also an M on the neck of the bottle, suggesting we look at the product as, “House of M.” In other words, they’re subtly telling us to look at Wanda Maximoff’s far-from-finest hour from the comics, a story called (you guessed it) House of M.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:46 (four years ago) link

That reminds me, I love all the ads -- especially now that it seems clear Hydra finances its plans via common household products.

(And the 'Coy' instead of 'Joy' detergent in the kitchen.)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:49 (four years ago) link

There's definitely a division on my friends feeds between "This is awesome" and "The weird stuff is good, but when are they going to ditch the sitcom elements?"

I'm all the way over to "I hope it just stays like this and they don't turn it into a Marvel property where people fight each other with superpowers" --- I would love for it just to be purely a modestly surreal/symbolic psychological piece on the Wanda-Viz relationship as it has been so far, but I think I probably won't get that

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:55 (four years ago) link

I think the show is also (at least currently) ingeniously low budget compared to, say, The Mandalorian.

Maybe comic nerds can help me out here, but the movies have only showed Scarlet Witch's powers as being more or less telekinetic, right? No reality bending stuff? It seems weird to me that they would suddenly introduce radically new super powers just for the show, with no foundation. But ... who knows!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 18:00 (four years ago) link

xpost Yeah, kinda the same way I would have been fine with a Mandalorian that was just him and Grogu just wandering the universe doing things. Can't last forever but I'll enjoy what I've got in the meantime!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 January 2021 18:01 (four years ago) link

I think the show is also (at least currently) ingeniously low budget compared to, say, The Mandalorian.

Well it does help that the set designs alone are simpler!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 January 2021 18:02 (four years ago) link

lol at that House of M easter egg, nice touch

i think the telekinesis stuff is a nod (and blink and nose twitch) to Bewitched and Dream of Jeannie

can i just say Kathryn Hahn is just painfully hot all the time
http://i.imgur.com/asUL6SW.png

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 January 2021 18:32 (four years ago) link

the knottiness and endless rebooting of the marvel universe lends itself well to this kind of red herring baiting... to be honest, the "oh you think you know what's going on fanboy?" approach of the storytelling is among its most winning qualities, especially given that i think it functions without interrupting the base arc

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 January 2021 18:35 (four years ago) link

ned, to your point, i think they also change film quality in the "breaks from fake reality" angles as well?

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 January 2021 18:36 (four years ago) link

Maybe comic nerds can help me out here, but the movies have only showed Scarlet Witch's powers as being more or less telekinetic, right? No reality bending stuff?

She turned plastic butterflies into real butterflies (though this experience may not have been "real").

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Saturday, 23 January 2021 18:41 (four years ago) link

I think I saw someone note elsewhere that June 2, the circled day of the boss coming over for dinner in the first episode

The date of the boss' dinner was 23rd August. People who are not me have speculated this is a reference to Avengers #238 where Vision effectively comes back to life having been shut down by Annihilus in #233.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Saturday, 23 January 2021 19:42 (four years ago) link

Sorry, it was actually a line from Agnes!

"Lucky gal, the only way Ralph would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer named June 2nd."

xpost She does that in the show, but she's never done anything like that in any of the movies she's been in, right?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 19:48 (four years ago) link

Going with the idea of dates referring to Avengers issues, June 2nd can give us #26.

Captain America shows everyone the new system for recieving secret messages, but Hawkeye doesn't pay attention. Hawkeye returns to the mansion and tries to check his messages but can't remember how to work it. He decides to use one of Tony Stark's inventions: the "subliminal recall inducer" to remember.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Saturday, 23 January 2021 20:04 (four years ago) link

Maybe comic nerds can help me out here, but the movies have only showed Scarlet Witch's powers as being more or less telekinetic, right? No reality bending stuff? It seems weird to me that they would suddenly introduce radically new super powers just for the show, with no foundation.
They haven't shown her to have reality-warping powers, no... Her power set in the movies is not very well defined, but she seems to have telekinesis and limited telepathy, though she hasn't used the latter after The Age of Ultron. In the comics her original power was altering probabilities in favour of the heroes or against the opponents, but this was later reconned to be a manifestation of larger reality-warping capabilities, making her massively more powerful. And she later learned some witchcraft too, IIRC this came from her learning about a lineage of witches on her mother's side or something?

Though I think it's possible the movie Wanda doesn't actually have reality-altering powers after all. Based on what we saw in the latest episode, Westview doesn't seem to be a fictional universe created by her rather than some kind of Truman Show style simulation with actual people inside it. She still has control over the show, but not necessarily because of her innate powers.

Tuomas, Saturday, 23 January 2021 23:18 (four years ago) link

Which would explain the kind of general unease the neighbors have around her. But how to explain the presence of Vision at all, then?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 January 2021 23:48 (four years ago) link

There was a glimpse in the teasers that sorta explains it regarding the Mind Gem, but I guess we'll see how that pans out

Nhex, Sunday, 24 January 2021 02:47 (four years ago) link

It's worth noting that even though everyone in The Infinity War assumed the Vision would die if the Mind Stone was ripped off of his head, we can't be sure the damage really was beyond repair. We don't see a burial for him in Endgame, so maybe his body was kept somewhere in the hope that one day he might be brought back to life? So maybe someone has managed to do that, except that for some reason he can only exist in this weird simulation? And Wanda has decided to stay there with him cos it's the only place where they can be together?

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:59 (four years ago) link

So Im enjoying Wandavision but it sounds like coming at it with no MCU knowledge is rendering it a bit lesser? I mean I dont know/care, but apparently Im missing multitudes, which is a bit irritating.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 25 January 2021 02:13 (four years ago) link

I'm assuming it's more the other way around, and I get to just enjoy the vibe rather than furiously scrying the runes for Easter eggs.

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 25 January 2021 02:15 (four years ago) link

Good point!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 25 January 2021 02:29 (four years ago) link

Yeah, seriously, I have watched about half the MCU movies, remember nothing about them (e.g. apparently Vision died in one of the movies I saw but I can't say I remember that, there were like a hundred characters and a lot of stuff was going on) and I am enjoying WandaVision a lot, much more than I have enjoyed any but two or three of the movies, for what matter. It's really good they're trying something different.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 25 January 2021 03:06 (four years ago) link

another vote for ignorance being bliss here; i think the creators are definitely jerking me around by my nerd leash

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 January 2021 03:36 (four years ago) link

I highly doubt the show (or the MCU in general) will go as deep and convoluted as the comics, especially with so little real set up of, say, characters like Wanda and Vision, but who knows. I have a casual understanding of some comics stuff from decades ago, but I'm still enjoying this, as I've enjoyed virtually all the movies. The only time a complete lack of knowledge has hampered me was Agents of SHIELD, which just wasn't doing it for me. And maybe Legion, though I only saw one or two of those episodes.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 January 2021 04:24 (four years ago) link

Legion I loved with no backstory knowledge but I will say I did some reading up on the general gist of his story there. Not that I think it followed the comics that closely anyway?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 25 January 2021 05:17 (four years ago) link

I think I agreed most with film crit hulk's take on this show - am greatly enjoying Olsen/Bettany's performances but the mystery-box framing is very tiresome and doesn't allow you to fully engage with either the characters or the sitcom settings: https://www.patreon.com/posts/46555836

Someone in the comments mentioned The Good Place as a comparison and I think I would've liked it more if the show had been structured similarly, where the sitcom plots themselves play a role in teaching Wanda to accept/discover reality and face whatever it is she's running from. Right now, it all just seems like elaborate window dressing for the weird bits/main mystery arc and it's hard to say whether it will end up meaning anything more than that once the walls (so to speak) come down.

Roz, Monday, 25 January 2021 07:49 (four years ago) link

MI dunno, to me it feels a bit early to judge the show by saying the sitcom elements don't have a deeper thematic meaning, when we don't yet have any idea why Wanda and Vision are living in one. It could be all window-dressing, sure, but we just don't know yet.

Certainly one theme that seems to have been suggested already is that the sitcom reality offers a neat, comfortable setting for Wanda to experience the sort of life she would want to have, but which she has been denied because of her incredibly traumatic experiences. For example, the tragedy of losing your twin is pushed aside because violent death is not subject that would be discussed in this kind of setting, thus allowing Wanda to go on with her daily life without having to think about it. It's worth noting that Pietro's death hasn't even been discussed in any of the movies following Age of Ultron; last Friday's episode was the very first time the MCU actually addressed the issue of how traumatic it must've been for Wanda to lose him.

Another issue is the one the latest episode was all about, i.e. Wanda and Vision having kids. We know that they lived anonymously as a regular loving couple between the events of Civil War and The Infinity War, so certainly the idea of having kids must've crossed their minds. But since she's a weird mutant and he's not even human, the thought of becoming pregnant with his kids and how it would work out, would the kids be healthy or deformed or capable of surviving, must be super scary for them and especially her, since she's the one having to carry them in her womb.

So the latest episode does address these fears and doubts (Wanda is afraid people will see her as a freak and tries to hide the pregnancy, Vision wonders whether the kids will look like half-synthezoids, etc.), but they are resolved in a neat manner with some gags and laughs. The kids turn out to be healthy humans, the doctor is just happy that the family is OK and doesn't seem to care that Wanda went from being 4 months pregnant to giving birth within one day, etc. So again, the sitcom setting allows for clean, tidy way of resolving fears that are not so easily addressed in real life. Even the birth itself is literally clean and lacking of bodily fluids, as TV births tend to be.

Tuomas, Monday, 25 January 2021 08:34 (four years ago) link

yeah I could be on-board on that if they played everything straight without needing to interrupt every episode with "look at this weird thing that doesn't fit in this perfect world" because then, THAT becomes the story and everything else is secondary. as the hulk piece notes:

I always feel like it’s really important to clarify that the great harm of mystery boxing is that it convinced a generation of writers that mysteries were about creating situations where you have no fucking idea what’s going on and everything is vague. They’re not. Mysteries are actually very clear situations with a driving central question that is also clear (usually who killed X or something). They investigate. New information comes to light and changes the scope of the understanding. And then, in the end, you have utter clarity of the driving questions at the start (even Twin Peaks did this, it just relied on abstract art at times). But nowadays, you have now idea how many fucking bad mysteries don’t realize their “big reveal” is actually their initial incident and main conflict (and should probably be treated as such). So far, Wandavision is just another example of that. I mean, there’s a reason the breaks in reality FEEL like the only compelling and real things that happen in this show…

Because they are the show.

Or at least what the show should be about. Hearing Wanda talk about her brother and Ultron? It matters because it's our baseline reality AND hers (and the only moments the characters are playing the untruth of pantomime). Naturally, we want to be engaging this in some sort of way. But because of the core conceit and the need for all sitcom indulgence, it can’t quite go there bEcAuSe ReAsOnS. Or it doesn’t know how to give us both at the same time. So it just keeps running and teasing and spinning wheels and hoping "curiosity" will be enough. All before utterly depending on the last minute teasing moves to make it seem like we’re having genuine movement.

Roz, Monday, 25 January 2021 11:03 (four years ago) link

hard disagree. experiencing the mystery is the main driver, not necessarily that all the pieces will fit together properly. of course, it will be MUCH more satisfying if they do, thematically - but if they don't, that can be judged at the end

Nhex, Monday, 25 January 2021 13:37 (four years ago) link

Why does this have to be an either/or situation? Why can't the show be about Wanda hiding from her grief and fears in a bubble of unreality that forces outside the bubble are attempting to contain/pierce due to its affect on the outside world?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 25 January 2021 13:43 (four years ago) link

I dunno, feels like that guy is only just reading the very surface level of plot development without thinking about the subtext, which (I think) has already given us plenty to chew on. Take this quote from him:

Mysteries are actually very clear situations with a driving central question that is also clear (usually who killed X or something). They investigate. New information comes to light and changes the scope of the understanding. And then, in the end, you have utter clarity of the driving questions at the start

I feel the first three episodes have already done plenty of the stuff he describes, even if he feels they haven't. If we look at what's happened in them:

* The first episode sets up the mystery and the central questions: why are Wanda and Vision living inside a sitcom, and how is Vision alive again? The ending of the episode reveals that there are some glitches in the sitcom world, i.e. it doesn't fully function as whoever created it wanted it to function.

* The second episode reveals that Wanda is on some level aware of the simulation, but doesn't want it to end, so when something bad/creepy happens, she can alter the events. This strongly hints that the simulation was created so that she and Vision could have the sort of happy, domestic Hollywood love story they didn't have in the actual world. That larger plot is also neatly reflected in the inner plot of the sitcom story, where Wanda uses powers so that the "freak" nature of her and Vision isn't revealed to the inhabitants of Westview, thus upholding the status quo of the sitcom. We also find out that some outside forces are trying to break in to the simulation, possibly to help Wanda.

* In the third episode, again the inner sitcom plot reflects on the traumas and fears of Wanda (and possibly Vision) too, as I outlined in my post above, further explaining why Wanda wants to stay within the simulation, even if she (at least on some level) knows it's fake. We also learn that at least some of the inhabitants are aware of the nature of their simulated lives, and that the simulation exists in physical space, so it can be infiltrated, and there are competing groups of people trying to do that.

So yeah, I really don't feel like this is the sort of mystery show where everything is revealed with a big twist, because we've already learned a lot about both the outer workings of the simulation and the inner workings of the characters inside it. Admittedly it's happening quite slowly, but I don't mind, IMO the sitcom pastiche is very well done and often funny in itself, so it doesn't feel like only the non-sitcom bits "are the show".

(xxpost)

Tuomas, Monday, 25 January 2021 13:45 (four years ago) link

Mostly I'm impressed with how well they are pastiching the source material

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 25 January 2021 13:52 (four years ago) link

comfortable setting for Wanda to experience the sort of life she would want to have

Though if you think about it, why would the ideal imagined by an Eastern European millennial raised at least partly in captivity be a series of classic American sitcom tropes?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 January 2021 15:10 (four years ago) link

Yeah I don’t buy that; there’s a clear feminist undertone cutting through the story that suggests Vizh as well meaning but lost and Wanda as somewhere between subjugated brainwashed and self-deluding.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 January 2021 15:17 (four years ago) link

They show American sitcoms on European TV too, I used to watch reruns of I Love Lucy and The Munsters when I was a kid. Maybe they were exactly the sort of escapist entertainment she loved in wartime Sokovia?

Tuomas, Monday, 25 January 2021 15:17 (four years ago) link

So assuming this is the overall rolling thread -- Thor: Love and Thunder is under way

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKf4dEGJDNG/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 17:07 (four years ago) link

And that's a pretty good message there from the Odinsson

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 17:07 (four years ago) link

Episode 4 of WandaVision continues to successfully hold my interest in this show and answers a lot of “what is going on” questions.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:27 (four years ago) link

looking forward to watching it tonight

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:27 (four years ago) link

This was a bonus to taking a sick day

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:30 (four years ago) link

Excited to watch it tonight, for sure.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:46 (four years ago) link

Fun episode

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 30 January 2021 00:44 (four years ago) link

Very good. Answers some stuff, raises a couple of big questions.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 January 2021 02:15 (four years ago) link

Yeah we’re into it!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 30 January 2021 03:36 (four years ago) link

I wouldnt have got a few bits of what was going on if my partner hadnt explained some stuff from Avengers which I havent seen. Enjoyed it!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 30 January 2021 06:32 (four years ago) link

Definitely keeping it going — and smart not to have it be a ‘spilt’ episode between the style of the last three and the outside world, key bits at the end aside. Also a great way to loop in a lot of second level MCU characters!

Also, best film use of a certain song since _Withnail and I_

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 January 2021 06:48 (four years ago) link

yeah great ep all round

i love kat dennings & praise her showing up in this like a cool best friend you havent seen in years

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 January 2021 07:27 (four years ago) link

I wouldnt have got a few bits of what was going on if my partner hadnt explained some stuff from Avengers which I havent seen

I was very annoyed that there wasn't any 1980s sitcom stuff at all, and had to spend half the ep wiki-ing things

shivers me timber (sic), Saturday, 30 January 2021 07:44 (four years ago) link

yeah i'm interested in resolutely straight faced sitcom pastiche with eerie elements, Agents of SWORD is boring

also whats up with "RAM-bo" vs "ram-BEAU"

adam, Saturday, 30 January 2021 12:49 (four years ago) link

I assumed it would transition more into continuity nerd stuff as it went along, but assumed we’d at least cover the 20th century before an all-real-world episode

shivers me timber (sic), Saturday, 30 January 2021 13:26 (four years ago) link

I was very annoyed that there wasn't any 1980s sitcom stuff at all, and had to spend half the ep wiki-ing things


I hope you will forgive the very mild and good-natured schadenfreude I'm feeling rn.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Saturday, 30 January 2021 14:41 (four years ago) link

I, too, was a little distracted to constantly hear her name pronounced Rambo. But whatevs.

Apparently there are leaks of the next or future episodes out there? Just because someone has to ruin the fun. Anyway, careful out there on the internet, it is full of information!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 January 2021 15:15 (four years ago) link

Remind me - did we actually get to see anyone snapped back into existence in Endgame? Feel like they just showed up for the big battle scene and this is the first time I can think that we see it happen.

Nhex, Saturday, 30 January 2021 17:51 (four years ago) link

Yeah, Dr. Strange teleported the resurrect-ees onto an empty battlefield just after they were resurrected so we never witnessed their actual reintegration.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:22 (four years ago) link

the second holland spider man dealt a bit with the implications of people phasing back into existence

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Saturday, 30 January 2021 19:07 (four years ago) link

I just watched the first four… you guys are going great guns on this shit! I'll only add that, as a amateur scholar of John Byrne (I have been on and off obsessed with the cultish control he has on his drones via John Byrne Forum) that it is clear to me that he retconned the provenance of Thomas and William —that they were always fragments of also ran villain Master Pandemonium and never actual children— not, as he claimed, because Vision is a android and should not be able to reproduce, but because he disliked Steve Engelhart, the writer of the Vision and Scarlet Witch maxi-series wherein the twins were introduced. There can be little doubt that many if not all of the retcons that he initiated during his peak years as the dominant creator in superhero comics were motivated by his personal animus towards other creators.

signed, former neighbor of forks who ain't been in the neighborhood in a year, misses Kensington/Ditmas Park and wonder what it has been like, and enjoyed the company of Forks very much

veronica moser, Saturday, 30 January 2021 19:20 (four years ago) link

maybe the "Rambo" pronunciation was the one nod to the 1980s

shivers me timber (sic), Saturday, 30 January 2021 19:54 (four years ago) link

Gonna tell my grandkids this is Mulder and Scully pic.twitter.com/XPcCDeD8E1

— Ziggy (@mrjafri) January 30, 2021

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 January 2021 19:58 (four years ago) link

OTM total X-Files vibe (which I assume was 100% studied and intentional)

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 30 January 2021 20:10 (four years ago) link

?

https://i.imgur.com/t83cUQN.jpg

shivers me timber (sic), Saturday, 30 January 2021 20:37 (four years ago) link

yeah i'm interested in resolutely straight faced sitcom pastiche with eerie elements, Agents of SWORD is boring

This is exactly how I expected to feel and I've been braced for disappointment when this show got more "normal" but to my great surprise I liked this ep a lot! I have just plain started to feel there's a trustworthy hand on the tiller here.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 30 January 2021 20:44 (four years ago) link

ditto. seemed like too drastic of a change (i love the first 3 eps) but i appreciate the fact they didn’t drag the “who’s doing it to you wanda!?” aspect out for the rest of the season, because now there can be more interaction between the sitcom stuff and the outside world (as evidenced by the ep5 preview).

it’d be interesting if it became two way and wanda started influencing the world just outside of the bubble in the same manner making it even more x-files etc like.

scanner darkly, Saturday, 30 January 2021 21:00 (four years ago) link

There are a hundred different intriguing ways it could go short of contradicting the rest of the MCU.

I saw a comment somewhere that asked basically, they know Wanda is there, they know who Vision is, why didn't they contact the Avengers? But after Endgame there kind of aren't any terrestrial Avengers. Iron Man is dead, Black widow is dead, Captain America is gone, Hawkeye one presumes is spending time at the farm, Falcon and Winter soldier are off shooting their show, etc. I guess they could ... call Hulk?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 January 2021 21:31 (four years ago) link

Doesnt this pretty clearly take place between endgame and the big parts of endgame 2? They show the blip and MR going to work for shield and her first assignment being the wandavision world

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 30 January 2021 23:04 (four years ago) link

AFAIC it's after Endgame, before Spider-Man: Far From Home

Nhex, Saturday, 30 January 2021 23:12 (four years ago) link

Yeah it's not the Blip itself being shown at the start, it's the reverse of it! Basically that first scene is happening right at the same time Thanos launches his attack on the Avengers HQ leading directly into the final battle. Then the rest of it is some time later.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 January 2021 02:24 (four years ago) link

liked this a lot! The fourth episode was the right moment for a change of pace - as enjoyable as the sitcom+eerie bits format was, it was getting a little stale for me.

v happy to see they brought Kat Dennings (I've only seen the second Thor once but the part where she goes "meow meow!" is burned into my brain) and Randall Park back for this too.

The one Avenger they should be calling is Dr. Strange, but I have a feeling whatever happens on this show will have something to do with his movie anyway.

Roz, Sunday, 31 January 2021 02:31 (four years ago) link

Yeah, won't be surprised if he appears at the end of this show, especially if they formally tie Wanda's powers to MCU Magic.

Another bit - besides Debra Jo Rupp, love that they likely cast Dennings and Park as major characters in this because they both lead sitcoms.

Nhex, Sunday, 31 January 2021 04:27 (four years ago) link

As mentioned upthread, Wanda will be in the next Dr. Strange movie, so a cameo isn't out of the question.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Sunday, 31 January 2021 05:06 (four years ago) link

Yeah, this is a good direction for the show to go in now. No real surprises for anyone who has been reading the comics and watching the movies for decades but super well executed.

I only wish they could've found a way to weave the narratives more evenly and not do three episodes of sitcoms and then one X-Files... but I can cope. Getting real Arrival vibes from the base camp sequences!

signed, former neighbor of forks who ain't been in the neighborhood in a year, misses Kensington/Ditmas Park and wonder what it has been like, and enjoyed the company of Forks very much

aw, nice to be thought of. um, it sucks? pretty much like it sucks everywhere i suppose; maybe moreso because BK/NYC was something that I was fond of and now it's just gone? I think there may be some resonance with WandaVision in COVID times with the idea of wishing yourself into a regressive insular sleeping bag of delusion that is explicitly not good for you but it feels like your only option.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 January 2021 07:16 (four years ago) link

I was just reminded that this is officially a limited series, and for that reason perhaps maybe designed *not* to answer questions and more made to *introduce* questions that might be answered in "Dr. Strange 2" and maybe the next "Spider-Man." I actually don't mind the idea of them using the TV shows this way, it sort of reminds me of the way limited series' work in comics, not so much stand-alone and more a narrative bridge to introduce new ideas/themes/costumes. Certainly it would help Disney control its broader (er) vision, in that they won't have to worry about the shows stepping on story toes. In fact, limited series like this might solve some movie problems in the process but negating some need for huge exposition drops. Like, the way they introduced Spider-man in Civil War, for example. Just skipped the origin story entirely and simply introduced him in another movie.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2021 22:26 (four years ago) link

it sort of reminds me of the way limited series' work in comics, not so much stand-alone and more a narrative bridge to introduce new ideas/themes/costumes.

perhaps 0.00000000184% of limited series in comics history have been designed for this purpose

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 00:17 (four years ago) link

That's fine, I'm not a comics dude. But it's what I remember from when I was a kid.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 01:00 (four years ago) link

limited series' raison d'etre is to tell a standalone story; the narrative shifting etc is done to make them matter

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 02:21 (four years ago) link

this is literally the first MCU thing i've ever seen, and i'm enjoying it

really hoping that the resolution doesn't require knowledge of two decades of movies/series/comics. and that kat dennings' character becomes bearable

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 04:15 (four years ago) link

Just seconds before we pushed play on episode 4 Friday night, my wife turns to us and says, “you guys might need to carry on with this without me, might be the first Marvel thing that makes me tap out, I’m not feeling it”.

As soon as the credits kicked in she goes, “well, dammit, I’m all in now”.

I’m guessing at least 30% of that comes from her fondness for Kat Dennings, but I think she enjoyed the loose ends being tied up.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 04:33 (four years ago) link

Have faith in the Feige!

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 04:45 (four years ago) link

There are plenty of valid gripes about the MCU, to be certain, but the long term vision and deftly bringing a full universe to life and intertwining even the more minor characters is fun to watch.

(Overly earned corny fuxxor statement ahead alert)

Watching the loose threads come together and seeing the links reminds me of why I fell in love with comics when I was a kid - beyond the stories of good versus evil and stronger than life heroes, it was the slow piecing together of an entire universe that only revealed itself in bits and pieces that appealed to me. I love that MCU has emphasized this thread and it’s why the DCEU leaves me cold.

Now, if they could just get Quasar into the MCU (second series, after the Avengers, that I subscribed to).

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 04:59 (four years ago) link

“Overly earnest” that should read, damn phone.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 05:00 (four years ago) link

finally started WandaVision. Vision singing "Yakety Yak" had me in hysterics

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 05:05 (four years ago) link

Something I've wondered about: they've yet to refer to her as Scarlet Witch in the movie or shows, right? So I wonder if a) people unfamiliar with any of the comics have been confused by some of the coverage ("wait, who is Scarlet Witch?") and b) I wonder if this show will culminate in renaming her character.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 13:18 (four years ago) link

Comic book movies don't tend to use the codenames unless they were already very well known before the movie, like Spider-Man or Batman. I don't think the names Captain Marvel or War Machine or Quicksilver of Hawkeye have been mentioned onscreen either, or maybe just once or twice fleetingly. I guess non-comic readers learn them from promo materials?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 14:47 (four years ago) link

I think they actually do invoke the codenames a lot in the movies, but it might not seem like a lot because when they're talking to each other they just use their human names (like the great Spider-man/Dr. Strange joke in whichever movie that was). Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, though, afaict were the only two iconic characters in all of these movies to have their codenames outright ignored. Right?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 15:40 (four years ago) link

Pretty much, yeah. Hawkeye, Black Widow, and Falcon are all referred to by their SHIELD code names, Rhodey gets called War Machine a lot, and Scott runs up to everyone all "CALL ME ANT MAN" to much eye-rolling.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 15:51 (four years ago) link

The MCU has largely dispensed with the hoary notion of every superhero having a secret identity, which often precludes the need to constantly evoke an alternate superhero name when referring to the dude everyone knows and who isn't wearing a mask or anything.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 15:56 (four years ago) link

Part of an overall shift in the genre that may be driven by Geoff Johns’ personal preferences too.

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 16:57 (four years ago) link

obv done first and 1,000,000x better in Giffbaum LSH.

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 16:59 (four years ago) link

I read somewhere that Marvel had considered dispensing with codenames entirely for Marvel Now! (or one of those eras), but decided against it.

excuse me while I fold my pants (morrisp), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 20:23 (four years ago) link

If Mephisto turns out to be the guiding villain behind WandaVision, think it'll tie into Spider-Man 3 to roughly match the comic's solution to Mysterio unmasking him?

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 20:42 (four years ago) link

Though comic had him revealing his identity as part of Civil War, iirc.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 20:44 (four years ago) link

aw HELL no

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 20:45 (four years ago) link

Wanda's accent vanished between movies too

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 20:56 (four years ago) link

From watching too much American TV.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:23 (four years ago) link

btw, when that bee-keeper emerged from the sewer and Wanda looked at him and said "no" and the tape rewound (in ep 2 of Wandavision), my heart about skipped a beat

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:27 (four years ago) link

which coincidentally is what dr strange and thanos also essentially do at certain points

scanner darkly, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:34 (four years ago) link

I have a new prediction: Given they didn't establish her as having reality controlling powers in her previous appearances, Wanda is *not* controlling everything but is being made to think she is. That seems like the sort of twist-y payoff this show could have in store. Like, throw that stuff in pretty early, in episode 4, for the nerds who know House of M, but do it as misdirection.

Do we see her at the funeral at the end of Endgame? We do, right? So she hadn't disappeared or run off yet by then.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:41 (four years ago) link

yeah, and there's a bit of dialogue in that scene that implies she has some kind of spiritual contact with the dead Black Widow and Vision

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 22:59 (four years ago) link

Whoa, I do not recall that bit at all, I mean the dialogue Nhex refers to. Remember her being at the funeral though.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:03 (four years ago) link

imply is probably too strong. but considering what's happening now + Doctor Strange 2 later...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs5nYcVhsS4

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:10 (four years ago) link

OK, just watched the ending and she's there and talking to Hawkeye, and he says "I wish there was a way to let them know we won," and she says calmly, "She knows. They both do." But that's it. She certainly doesn't look so distraught that she's about to run off and create her own universe, though.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:11 (four years ago) link

Yeah, that scene, lol. Either way, she seems pretty chill.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:12 (four years ago) link

Thanks! I did totally blank on that particular scene, but I remember it now.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:19 (four years ago) link

jesus fucking christ, I'm caught up now and the appearance of dead Vision scared the shit out of me

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 05:54 (four years ago) link

in fact Wanda is terrifying as all Hell

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 05:55 (four years ago) link

^^^^ otm

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 February 2021 15:14 (four years ago) link

re: Wanda's accent, there were some interesting interviews with Elizabeth Olsen where she talks about that:

https://collider.com/wandavision-accent-explained-elizabeth-olsen/

“So, the Sokovia accent was created by me and Aaron and our dialect coach because it’s a fake country and we could find different sources of Slavic sounds. And we wanted to make sure it didn’t sound Russian because Black Widow speaks Russian, and so we just needed to sound more like Slovakian. So we created these sound changes that worked for Aaron’s British accent going to Slovakia basically and my American accent so that we sounded related. And then all of a sudden, all these different characters had to speak it in different films. [Laughs] So the Sokovian accent took a lot of time. It hasn’t gone anywhere. There have been reasons for everything. It lightened up when she started living in the States, and in WandaVision she is playing the role of being in an American sitcom and so it’s not gone. It is absolutely still there.”

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 February 2021 15:17 (four years ago) link

yeah i'm digging the idea that wanda has almost unlimited power and can (and will) cornfield away anyone who disrupts her fantasy

xp

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Thursday, 4 February 2021 15:18 (four years ago) link

I also do like that the motivation (as it's understood now by Rambeau and her FBI/S.W.O.R.D. colleagues) made perfect sense. she barely got time to grieve Vision before she herself was blipped, then she returns and almost immediately after return, Tony dies. to her, very little time has passed since Vision died, and everybody is grieving Tony, but she hasn't even processed Vision's death yet, or losing 5 years of her life, let alone this.

but based on what i'm reading from followers of the comics, i feel another couple of rugpulls are coming. esp since they weren't able to find out the identity of who was playing Agnes, suggesting maybe she's.....Agatha Harkness?

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 15:25 (four years ago) link

to her, very little time has passed since Vision died, and everybody is grieving Tony, but she hasn't even processed Vision's death yet, or losing 5 years of her life, let alone this.

reminds me a bit of liv tyler's character in the leftovers

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Thursday, 4 February 2021 15:27 (four years ago) link

I stand by my current prediction re: Wanda and her newfound powers, or perhaps lack thereof.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 February 2021 15:27 (four years ago) link

Bettany was great in this episode. Never heard Vision yell like an angry person before.

so excited to see where this goes next.

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 14:38 (four years ago) link

also Evan Peters showing up as Pietro/Quicksilver was a brilliant way of using the problem of X-Men being separate from MCU up until now. I was wondering if they might use this to their advantage one day and I now have my answer.

so this means she's creating alternate universes? and this can't be Wanda's doing purely now, since this shocked her.

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 14:50 (four years ago) link

sitcom intro/theme song was brilliant

mookieproof, Friday, 5 February 2021 15:12 (four years ago) link

yeah it was so perfect. right down to the male singer's intonation, BJ Thomas-isms

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 15:13 (four years ago) link

and the Family Ties-esque animation

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 15:14 (four years ago) link

The 'audience' is amazing work as well.

There's still 4 episodes of this left, and it's already pretty terrifying.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 February 2021 20:54 (four years ago) link

closest thing to a 'horror' entry that we've had in the MCU universe. loving it.

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 20:54 (four years ago) link

Bettany has been pretty great throughout, but this episode in particular, his constant astonishment, terror and eventually anger was so perfect. We're only halfway done too! So into this.

I gotta remember to stay off Twitter on Fridays from now on - the trending topics spoiled this for me. Same problem happened with Mandalorian.

Nhex, Saturday, 6 February 2021 00:01 (four years ago) link

I agree with the theory that Wanda isn't really the one who created the Westview illusion, she's just taking advantage of how it allows him and Vision to have a happy domestic life. Nothing in the series has indicated that her powers have grown to reality-warping levels, and the SWORD crew also seems to be baffled how she's able to do all this with the power she supposedly has (telekinesis and telepathy).

Note that while in the sitcom world she appears to have reality-altering magical powers, when the sitcom facade drops she doesn't have them; in episode 3 the sitcom made it look like she magicked Monica away from Westview, but in episode 4 we saw that she actually just used her telekinesis to do that. And in today's episode she seems pretty honest when she tells Vision she doesn't control everything in Westview, and of course the appearance of Quicksilver seems to be a genuine shock for her too.

Also, when Vision temporarily lets Norm drop the illusion, Norm said "she's controlling my mind", but he never actually names Wanda as the person who's doing that. Of course we were meant to assume he was talking about Wanda, but I think the "she" he was referring to is Agnes, who in this episode is shown to be well aware of the Westview illusion, so she's probably the one behind it.

Also also, the discussion where the SWORD agents mention that Wanda doesn't have any codename felt pretty pointless, so I'm thinking it was actually foreshadowing. Maybe in the MCU it's Agnes who's the original Scarlet Witch; maybe she's even Wanda's real mother (from whom she inherited her witch powers in the comics, if I remember correctly)? And by the end of the series she'll inherit the Scarlet Witch name from her?

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 00:40 (four years ago) link

And if the appearance of Quicksilver is meant to indicate the existence of the multiverse (meaning that he really is the character from the X-Men movie universe brought to the MCU), then maybe the Vision in this series is an alternate universe Vision, who was brought to the MCU soon after his conception, and who therefore still has his Mind Stone? That would explain why he has no memory of a life before Westview, and why Wanda tells Tommy and Billy she can't reverse death, even though she's seemingly done exactly that with the Vision.

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 01:03 (four years ago) link

Stet really earned his Buffy DVDs for show hidden text.

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Saturday, 6 February 2021 03:14 (four years ago) link

I'm simultaneously excited by the direction events are taking and, mmm, a little hesitant inasmuch as I just recently watched the CW DC shows wring the absolute life out of the whole multiverse thing and ultimately make it a fairly unremarkable concept but I continue to have faith in the Feige so let's just sit back and see what the next several years have in store, I guess, since it's increasingly clear that this is gonna be a running theme.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 February 2021 03:40 (four years ago) link

Nothing in the series has indicated that her powers have grown to reality-warping levels

Apart from the multiple times she rewrites reality, you mean? Starting with the beekeeper.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 February 2021 08:38 (four years ago) link

Yeah, but if the simulation wasn't created by her, that just means that the simulation can rewrite reality, and she has (some) control over it, but it's not her powers that are doing it.

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 09:17 (four years ago) link

I think the MCU movies have been pretty good at taking a basic story concept from the comics, but then adding some new, unexpected plot developments, so even the comic readers won't be spoiled. Like in Winter Soldier everyone thought they're just gonna do the big plot twist from the Captain America storyline of the same name, which they did, but then the actual big plot twist was something else, and not adapted from any comic. So similarly, I think in here they've let people believe that this is a variation of the John Byrne West Coast Avengers story/Avengers Disassembled/House of M, where Wanda snaps and rewrites reality, but actually there's something else going here.

Or at least I'm hoping they're doing something else, because the aforementioned comic book stories ruined Wanda as a character for a long time (essentially making her characterisation as "hysterical woman, who can't handle the loss of her kids, and becomes a villain as a result"), which I wouldn't want to happen here.

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 09:55 (four years ago) link

Yeah, but if the simulation wasn't created by her, that just means that the simulation can rewrite reality, and she has (some) control over it, but it's not her powers that are doing it.

This is fanfic - she is seen, in the series, doing these things. It's of course possible that some other explanation is in effect, but you said "nothing has indicated", and that is the indication.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 February 2021 11:02 (four years ago) link

She is seen doing those things within the sitcom setting, which is presented as a fake, a fantasy. In that setting the Vision also has powers that he hasn't shown before in real life, like superspeed. I dunno, I just feel that it would be weird if Wanda is all of a sudden revealed to have developed a power set that has little to do with her established powers or their origin (she got her powers from the Mind Stone, not the Reality Stone).

So yeah, I guess it is pure speculation, but IMO it feels significant that when we see her use her powers outside the sitcom fantasy, like when she throws Monica

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 11:13 (four years ago) link

(Sorry, that post was cut short.)

So yeah, I guess it is pure speculation, but IMO it feels significant that when we see her use her powers outside the sitcom fantasy, like when she threw Monica out of Westview in the previous ep, or when she goes against the soldiers in the latest one, we only see her use her established powers (telekinesis and telepathy), not reality-warping.

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 11:15 (four years ago) link

I reluctantly agree that it looks like this is not just Wanda's doing - reluctant not because it's a bad idea as such, more because of the timing. This episode is probably too early for everything to be as it seems, but it feels too late to introduce an antagonist.

Like, I understand what you're saying about twisting comic book story settings, but I'd suggest the perspective that they're rewriting the stories not as a nod to the comic book fans, but for the benefit of everyone else. Turning around in episode 6 of 9 and saying "oh by the way the villain is Mephisto or Agatha Harkness who you've never heard of before" would be a bewildering decision. I'd even prefer the idea that it's Wanda's mother because although we've not seen that figure before, the existence of that figure can be inferred, wouldn't need the same levels of explanation.

I feel like the codename is just lampshading that SWORD are going to refer to her as 'Codename Scarlet Witch' and then after this that's what she'll be - it's dumb but so is the Vision, so is Iron Man, so are a lot of superhero names.

maybe the Vision in this series is an alternate universe Vision, who was brought to the MCU soon after his conception, and who therefore still has his Mind Stone?

I'm not sure why she'd need the original Vision's body (in kit form, from the look of things) in that case?

why Wanda tells Tommy and Billy she can't reverse death, even though she's seemingly done exactly that with the Vision.

My reading of this scene is partly not wanting to freak out Agnes, partly fear that the kids shouldn't know what's going on, and partly fear that they might have the same power - the scene at the start where her powers don't work on the kids seems the start of things slipping from her grasp.

I'm mixed on Agnes - her early freaking out, and that scene, looks like someone from that Twilight Zone episode, but her reacting to the twins growing up with "Kids - you can't control them" does sound like a hint of the "Wanda's mother" option

xp The beekeeper is also outside the fantasy too though? The film stock, iirc, is different.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 February 2021 11:59 (four years ago) link

I'm surprised to see that no one has mentioned Monica's washed-out x-ray results, indicating that her clothes aren't the only thing to have been changed within the Hex.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 February 2021 12:58 (four years ago) link

My friend thinks she's all Kevlar now

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 February 2021 13:06 (four years ago) link

The beekeeper becomes part of the fantasy as he enters Westview, as his clothes change from the SWORD gear to something recognisable within the sitcom. And we don't actually see what ultimately happens to him; IIRC he isn't shown to be ejected from Westview like Monica, so maybe the mind control simply set upon him and he became a background character in the sitcom?

the scene at the start where her powers don't work on the kids seems the start of things slipping from her grasp.
This is a good point, and it seems related to Vision's comment that there are no other kids in Westview. If the series is not gonna adapt the cruelest bit from that Byrne story and make Billy and Tommy disappear as figments of Wanda's imagination, then maybe they are real, and whoever created the fantasy made it exactly for the purpose of allowing Wanda and Vision to have offspring?

(xxpost)

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 13:15 (four years ago) link

Monica has obviously gained her comic book powers now and is a being of pure energy. Isn't he set to appear in the Captain Marvel sequel?

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 13:17 (four years ago) link

Whoops, sorry, I forgot to put that in spoiler tags.

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 13:17 (four years ago) link

"Isn't she set to appear..."

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 13:18 (four years ago) link

Kind of interesting:

Go behind the scenes to find out how Marvel movies are mapped out far in advance with advanced visualization technologies, from previs to postvis pic.twitter.com/KFQoqAp76V

— Entertainment Insider (@EntInsider) February 1, 2021

babe for the weekend (morrisp), Saturday, 6 February 2021 16:29 (four years ago) link

I do feel like it's weird that nobody in SWORD seems concerned about beekeeper guy; I was wondering whether Wanda literally turned back time so far that SWORD actually never sent him on that mission in the first place? Or are we NOT supposed to believe that she has actual timebending power, only that she can so to speak rewind the "broadcast"?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 6 February 2021 16:52 (four years ago) link

The beekeeper becomes part of the fantasy as he enters Westview, as his clothes change from the SWORD gear to something recognisable within the sitcom.

Sure, but so does Monica? As I understand it, your position requires that the Beekeeper is 'part of the show' and Monica's expulsion isn't, and I'm not sure how that works - the other way around seems more likely to me.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 February 2021 17:38 (four years ago) link

Aesthetically I loved all the Family Ties interior decorating, they do such a great job with the aesthetics of each episode. Loved Wanda’s Tina Yothers big hair in the first scene & Vision in the Steve Keaton flannel. As the kids say, I live!

The theme song visuals & music was great
I was nerdily bummed that they didnt get better singers? Or at least try to be on Johnny Mathis & Deniece Williams’ level lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 February 2021 17:47 (four years ago) link

The beekeeper becomes part of the fantasy as he enters Westview, as his clothes change from the SWORD gear to something recognisable within the sitcom.

Sure, but so does Monica? As I understand it, your position requires that the Beekeeper is 'part of the show' and Monica's expulsion isn't, and I'm not sure how that works - the other way around seems more likely to me.
If we assume that the simulation is something working independently from Wanda (even though she has some control over it), then the way it deals with outside interference is to assimilate it in the sitcom setting. So the drones become period-appropriate toys, the guy in the hazmat suit becomes a beekeeper, and Monica becomes a character in the show, with her clothes changing to fit that. And the assimilation works on a mental level too, brainwashing the real people to become sitcom personalities.

But for whatever reason Monica is able to resist the brainwashing to some degree, and she mentions Ultron's murder of Pietro to Wanda. Now, maybe the simulation's mental control might've been able to smooth out Monica's anomalous behaviour, like it smoothed out the glitches in the other characters... But Monica's comment is so disturbing to Wanda that, instead of letting the simulation "correct" Monica, she uses her actual, non-simulation powers to throw her out of Westview. In the scene where that happens, we see Wanda's hands glowing red, just like they've done in previous MCU movies. The same happens when see faces the soldiers outside Westview, but whenever she uses her "magic" powers within the sitcom, and in accordance of the sitcom plot, there's no glow. So her reality-warping powers are somehow different from her telekinesis and telepathy, and my theory is that she has not gained any new powers, her control over the simulation merely makes it look like that.

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 18:17 (four years ago) link

Did the beekeeper become the postal worker in that episode?

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 6 February 2021 18:37 (four years ago) link

I think we already saw the postal worker guy before the beekeeper entered Westview?

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 February 2021 18:39 (four years ago) link

Yeah, just checked the credits and they’re separate characters.

We should poll the show intros when it’s over.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:15 (four years ago) link

Kind of interesting:

Watched a bit of this and the "simple" storytelling animatic looks 1000x better than the final film's sea-of-pixels-animation-with-actors-faces-CGIed-in


Andrew Ellard's writeup at the Graun helpfully annotated something I had no idea I was seeing in this ep:

Bad enough Hayward wants to dismiss Wanda as simply a radicalised terrorist and allocate her a nickname to dehumanise her – worse that, from the video Hayward foolishly shows, what Wanda actually stole wasn’t the body of Vision … but the body parts of the lovable synthezoid.

Since Vision died in more or less one piece, this clunky and exposing info-dump scene suggests SWORD were doing weapon research on the corpse – against what we are told were Vision’s express wishes. If we were looking for the incident that drove Wanda to do what she is doing, we may just have found it.

shivers me timber (sic), Saturday, 6 February 2021 23:26 (four years ago) link

Link for that: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2021/feb/05/wandavision-episode-four-shownotes-disney-marvel

disregard SEO error

shivers me timber (sic), Saturday, 6 February 2021 23:27 (four years ago) link

It was a little tough to discern precisely what was happening in that security camera footage (although that might just be my tv) but yes, that would seem to be significant.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 February 2021 23:41 (four years ago) link

"oh by the way the villain is redacted or redacted who you've never heard of before"

Like I posted before, my other thought was given Wanda is reportedly set to show up again in Dr. Strange 2 (and he may show up here?), and this series is supposedly a limited one-off, the show is actually under no pressure to introduce a clear villain, or even wrap things up. It can serve as a bridge. It may very well end with Dr. Strange showing up and saying "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need ... roads." And then "the adventure continues in Dr. Strange 2" or whatever. Recall that the introduction of Thanos was iirc just a wordless smirk in the end credits of whichever movie that was, so I think even casual fans are primed for cliff hangers and the serial nature of these things, which is kind of a gift to the enterprise. Like I also suggested, it's great publicity for future shows and movies. "Who is Thanos? All your questions answered!" etc. Stuff like that.

Anyway, I wasn't totally sold on this episode until as it was wrapping, but there some pretty radical things it did that I liked. Like interrupting the credits, or "recasting" a character from a recently acquired property, which is pretty novel, isn't it? Certainly in this manner. I had to explain what was going on to the person I was watching with.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 February 2021 23:47 (four years ago) link

One weird thing I might have missed: Monica notes that Wanda could have taken out Thanos by herself. Why does she say that? She wasn't there and had barely just come back when it happened. Iirc Wanda was kicking his ass, though.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 February 2021 23:50 (four years ago) link

a wordless smirk in the end credits of whichever movie that was

It was Avengers, Josh, which had just had an ending, featuring its villain defeated. I get the impression you snooze a lot during films, but that was what had just happened.

I had to explain what was going on to the person I was watching with.

That must have been an experience.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 February 2021 23:56 (four years ago) link

I meant that Avengers, despite having an "ending," was still toward the beginning of a bigger arc. That appearance of Thanos basically announced "no, this isn't over."

I do like the theory that Agnes could be her mom. Did they name her parents in any other Marvel thing? Anyone catch their names?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 February 2021 00:25 (four years ago) link

OK, they were Irina and Oleg Maximoff. Ring any bells? I have no idea.

Meanwhile, in nerdvrlle:

Before Agnes shows up the second time around, Vision is reading a newspaper with the headline, “LOCAL HOMEMAKERS INNOVATING RECIPES.” Moments later, he folds the newspaper in a way so that it only says “HOM.” HOM is short for the big Scarlet Witch comic event House of M.

And lots of ideas about the “aerospace engineer who’d be up for this challenge" floating about.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 February 2021 00:45 (four years ago) link

IIRC, in the comics Irina and Oleg Maximoff were Wanda and Pietro's adoptive parents, whom they thought were their real parents until they found out who those really were. As for who the real parents are, that's more complicated, since their parentage has been reconned more than once. But the best-known story of their parentage is that they are the children of Magneto and her wife Magda. I guess they could something similar to the comics here... I mean, it's not very likely Magneto is gonna be introduced to the MCU in this series, but they could reveal Irina and Oleg weren't their biological parents and introduce the real mother.

Tuomas, Sunday, 7 February 2021 07:41 (four years ago) link

Then again, since MCU Wanda and Pietro are not mutants, it would be pretty convoluted to have their dad be a famous mutant and have their powers come from somewhere else than their genes. OTOH they just introduced the X-Men version of Quicksilver, who is a mutant and son of Magneto, so who knows?

Tuomas, Sunday, 7 February 2021 07:46 (four years ago) link

If we assume that the simulation is something working independently from Wanda (even though she has some control over it), then the way it deals with outside interference is to assimilate it in the sitcom setting. So the drones become period-appropriate toys, the guy in the hazmat suit becomes a beekeeper, and Monica becomes a character in the show, with her clothes changing to fit that. And the assimilation works on a mental level too, brainwashing the real people to become sitcom personalities.

Sure - I'd say independently from Wanda's consciousness - it's not being depicted that she's aware that a hazmat suit guy is now a bee keeper (though it's far from clear whether he's brainwashed?)

But the 'editing' is something that she's consciously doing, including in parts that aren't in the broadcast or look anything like broadcast (the Beekeeper)

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 7 February 2021 10:54 (four years ago) link

Then why did Agnes in this most recent episode break character and ask to do a retake? Actually, not just that, she specifically asked Wanda if *she* wanted to reverse it and do it again. But then iirc did another "take" without Wanda's doing anyway. Then again, Agnes is clearly external to Wanda's fiction, so I guess that is another reveal to be, er, revealed.

The editing trick is actually a neat way out of this, because we don't always know if what we (as viewers) are seeing is what actually happened or what Wanda wants "us" to see. Like when she made Monica "vanish" and then we see what actually happened later. Or how she keeps the drone out of frame in this most recent episode, but the drone is without a doubt still there in her world, as a drone, iirc. And for that matter, when she returns the drone to SWORD it's still a drone, too, not a little toy or anything.

Then there's the matter of the dog (assuming the dog is dead). Who did that? How did it die? Wanda didn't seem to (consciously) create the dog, nor did she seem to kill it.

So many ways this all can go, especially with the drastic expansion of the MCU universe, but to what end, who knows. What scenes have been in trailers that we haven't seen yet? Halloween stuff, with Vision as a janky Vision, Wanda as, er, Scarlet Witch and Agnes as ... a witch?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 February 2021 15:20 (four years ago) link

there's always the possibility that agnes is in fact mephisto - no reason for marvel to be beholden to casting that character as male

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 February 2021 15:29 (four years ago) link

Good point! And that ties in with their habit of taking inspiration from past familiar/famous storylines without necessarily sticking exactly to their beats. Like when Red Skull shows up in Endgame but for a split second I think you're supposed to think it's Death, because of the comics, and then it's not.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 February 2021 15:44 (four years ago) link

And for that matter, when she returns the drone to SWORD it's still a drone, too, not a little toy or anything.

It got a little buried but they explained this, saying that they dug out a really old drone from the 80s (that's why the image it send back was lo-res) so it didn't get changed on entry to the FamilyTiesVerse

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 7 February 2021 16:14 (four years ago) link

Yeah, for once I didn't miss that, but I wasn't sure if it was the drone that was old or the camera, since there was a reference to the '80s video quality. Still, that's some weird logic, since it's not really like there would be a drone there at all in fictional '80s-ville. But that kind of hand-waving I can accept.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 February 2021 16:35 (four years ago) link

I meant that Avengers, despite having an "ending," was still toward the beginning of a bigger arc.

Sure, but it still had an ending - unless you're being more incoherent than usual, you're arguing that they might just not have one in WandaVision?

(other examples of stories with endings include Back to the Future, just so you know)

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 7 February 2021 17:01 (four years ago) link

lol I like the idea of being incoherent about a show that's already incoherent by design.

But yeah, I know what an ending is. Star Wars had an ending. The Matrix had an ending. Fellowship of the Ring had an ending. Back to the Future, etc. And so on. But clearly all these movies had more story to tell, and are connected and serialized to a degree that, say, the Toy Story series or Raiders of the Lost Ark is not. Anyway, sure, I predict that WandaVision, while not concluding mid-sentence or something, may not have an actual everything-tied-up ending, and that despite being a limited series (reportedly) it may conclude with lots of stuff unanswered (or characters unexplained, maybe) that will then get addressed in future movies. That's my guess.

Another thought I had this morning, sort of bouncing off the "maybe Agnes is other villain" idea ... maybe the Wanda we saw face down SWORD, or for that matter the Wanda that supposedly stole the remains of Vision in the real world, is not Wanda. We've officially got the multiverse thing going on now, for one, with multiple versions of her redacted and (again reportedly) multiple versions of Spider-man showing up in the next movie. But we're also making some assumptions based on what the show has smartly showed us or not showed us so far. So maybe Wanda in the show is the Wanda we know, and she is indeed trapped there (for some reason) and maybe able to control some stuff and push back against some impositions but ultimately is along for the ride like everyone else. And the Wanda that brought back the drone or stole Vision is either a second/different Wanda or someone pretending to be her.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 February 2021 17:49 (four years ago) link

Also Josh was only saying that Thanos smirking wordlessly happened in the end credits of a movie which he had not previously appeared in, not that the movie had not ended.

shivers me timber (sic), Sunday, 7 February 2021 19:37 (four years ago) link

He was saying it in the context that since 'this series is supposedly a limited one-off, the show is actually under no pressure to introduce a clear villain, or even wrap things up. It can serve as a bridge. It may very well end with Dr. Strange showing up and saying "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need ... roads." And then "the adventure continues in Dr. Strange 2" or whatever.' - iirc you were the person who tried to disabuse him of the idea that there were comic book series that worked like this?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 7 February 2021 19:44 (four years ago) link

Sigh. I was just saying that The Avengers, at the very very end of the credits of a movie that was "over," suddenly introduced a new villain that the vast majority of everyone knew nothing about, and then parceled out minimal further information about said villain until said villain became the driving force and focus of the entire series.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 February 2021 19:56 (four years ago) link

forecasting this show's direction at this point is a fool's game imo; they have loaded it with intentional red herrings and have multiple continuities to work with. clearly the lead sword guy has a hidden agenda. yes the "scarlet witch? never heard of it" bit is leading somewhere. Likely there's another baddie lurking under the surface and THING WE DON'T YET KNOW. All these ideas are valid! Some would play out better than others! I'm content waiting to see how shit plays out.

I am also gratified that we're half in/half out of Wanda's world and wish they could've built a structure that supported that from episode one. Still watching this on day of release though so clearly i'm enjoying it!

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 February 2021 19:56 (four years ago) link

just want to pop in and say i love wandavision and think it's pretty wild that this very strange show is getting the living fuck marketed out of it

lol at some interview with feige linked upthread where he says 'if you know nothing of the MCU and just like old dick van dyke episodes you won't miss anything'.. now... i know little to nothing about the MCU and whoa boy i found the shift to 'normal' reality quite difficult to follow

like, the first couple of episodes would have definitely lost my kids - and the next couple lost me - but i enjoy this actually, that they are not dialling down the difficulty for anyone

ultimately the pleasure for me in this is the same sort of pleasure as reading edgar allen poe or henry james ghost stories - you've got an impossible, supernatural reality created by a crisis of the human psyche which is the subject of rational inquiry by official forces - this collision seems to just be an endless well of narrative possibility

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 February 2021 12:30 (four years ago) link

i also feel like this show has massive racial undertones and it's difficult to tell whether or not the creators are aware of them

i.e. there are black people living in small-town 1950s America who appear to enjoy the same rights, privileges and respect as the white people there. yes this is a sitcom, not real life, but sitcoms didn't have Black people in these positions either. so it's a little bit like racial justice has been retconned into the MCU! which is.. super weird!

- however there's another guy with burgundy and blue skin who hides that skin every time he goes outside or sees someone besides his wife. He pretends he's white, which equates as human. At home is the only place he can really be himself.

- this family is different from everyone else and they have to literally hide their light for fear of some unspecified repercussion.

- good fences make good neighbors - and Wanda and Vision's Black neighbor has somehow used his hedge trimmer to slice through the wall dividing their property. I found this detail particularly nightmarish - something weird/threatening/impossible about it that felt the most like a David Lynch movie than anything else in the show

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 February 2021 13:03 (four years ago) link

Booming post

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Friday, 12 February 2021 13:17 (four years ago) link

i believe they are aware of these things - one of the reasons Monica Rambeau is a major character in this, and iirc she doesn't even appear in the '50s episode. this show will be content to stay attached to metaphor rather than address these things directly, is my guess

Nhex, Friday, 12 February 2021 13:51 (four years ago) link

She's in one of the black and white episodes, as is Herb - both fully integrated into the social life of the town

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 February 2021 14:15 (four years ago) link

oh right - she gets zapped into the town before Jimmy Woo and Darcy show up, at which point "Episode 1" starts

Nhex, Friday, 12 February 2021 14:23 (four years ago) link

actually, wait what am I doing in this thread? it's Friday. must... avoid.. spoilers and social media

Nhex, Friday, 12 February 2021 14:31 (four years ago) link

Does Monica appear in the background of the first episode?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 12 February 2021 14:37 (four years ago) link

The nerdo dry-wit science girl spots her on her TV in a non-speaking part but i can’t remember if that was from the first ep or not

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 February 2021 14:39 (four years ago) link

Right but I don't remember that scene from the first episode at all

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 12 February 2021 14:40 (four years ago) link

no. supposedly her entrance into the anomaly was shortly before the second episode. and then she appears in that episode

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 February 2021 14:40 (four years ago) link

she was def not in the first.

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 February 2021 14:40 (four years ago) link

"what happened to your accent?" "what happened to YOURS?" made me LOL in this week's ep

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 February 2021 14:41 (four years ago) link

The scene that Darcy shows her in wasn't shown in one of "our" episodes - similarly to the way that the Pietro conversation in this week's "previously" doesn't actually happen previously.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 February 2021 20:32 (four years ago) link

i did not expect that they would pull out that suit and hair
i have many thoughts but should wait for more to watch i guess

H in Addis, Friday, 12 February 2021 22:16 (four years ago) link

That was a pitch perfect rendition of Malcolm in the Middle, including the TMBG-esque incidental music!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 12 February 2021 23:54 (four years ago) link

Yes!!!!

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 00:13 (four years ago) link

I thought this episode was getting a little too meta for me without necessarily advancing the story forward. Did make it wider, though! I like how more and more keeps happening and yet there really is still no definitive answer as to who/what/why and especially how. Agnes most confusing to me, maybe. Was she just a red herring all along? What happened to ... Dottie? How does Vision (sort of) know what's going on (he seems like the world's slowest investigator), and what's up with Quicksilver's level of awareness? Or the neighbor dressed as Frankenstein asking Wanda if she wanted anything changed? Lots of stuff going on. Did I catch that Monica hinted against about an engineer ringer she's expecting? I'm all for shared thoughts, because I really have no idea what's going on or why beyond my loose understanding of the House of M story (which this is kinda of still mostly skirting around and hinting at).

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 01:09 (four years ago) link

similarly to the way that the Pietro conversation in this week's "previously" doesn't actually happen previously.

oh dangit, I went to make tea and toast during the Previously

they missed one aspect of Malcolm In The Middle* - having crew and stand-ins and so forth visible in the unprotected image

*also we totally skipped the '90s! ripped off

shivers me timber (sic), Saturday, 13 February 2021 01:17 (four years ago) link

Btw, weirdest thing in this ep might have been Pietro calling something "kick ass" before running away, and then Wanda kind of dramatically repeating "kick ass?" "Kick Ass" the (Marvel based) movie of course starred ... Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who made an appearance in flashback footage, too.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 01:39 (four years ago) link

Kick Ass also started Evan Peters. pretty sure that joke was intentional, cos I laughed and talked to my friend about it afterwards.

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 01:41 (four years ago) link

Yeah it’s not a Marvel property

babe for the weekend (morrisp), Saturday, 13 February 2021 03:00 (four years ago) link

Or the neighbor dressed as Frankenstein asking Wanda if she wanted anything changed?

I think this is cognate to Agnes, in the previous episode, asking if she should do another take of the scene; in some sense that the people of Westview know they're in a play, they're conscious of it and constrained to abide by their roles. (And we get some information in this episode that suggest Wanda's power to run the show isn't limitless; the people far from the action are idling in slow loops or completely still, the kids of the town were left asleep until they were needed for the Halloween scene...)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 13 February 2021 03:04 (four years ago) link

Did I catch that Monica hinted against about an engineer ringer she's expecting?

I also thought this was a conspicuously unexplained detail -- Monica says her ride inside the Hex is due in an hour and the other characters seem to know what she means but we don't, right? It stuck out.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 13 February 2021 03:10 (four years ago) link

I thought Kick Ass was a Marvel comic?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 03:34 (four years ago) link

*starred Evan Peters

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 03:35 (four years ago) link

suggest Wanda's power to run the show isn't limitless

Curious what will happen to her control now that she's apparently expanded her town significantly.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 03:36 (four years ago) link

xxp They originally published it, but it’s creator-owned.

babe for the weekend (morrisp), Saturday, 13 February 2021 03:37 (four years ago) link

The entire point of the line was that it was even more substantially creator-owned than Epic

shivers me timber (sic), Saturday, 13 February 2021 07:25 (four years ago) link

Agnes most confusing to me, maybe. Was she just a red herring all along?
I still think she is somehow behind the simulation, or at least is working with whoever created the simulation. When Vision found her at fringe of the simulation, she wasn't frozen still like everyone else outside the centre of the simulation was. And when Vision supposedly undid her brainwashing for a while, her supposedly horrified reaction could've been just her acting so Vision wouldn't find out she was never brainwashed to begin with it.

Anyway, even if she turns out to be a red herring, I think it's now confirmed Wanda did not create the simulation, though obviously someone gave her control over it. When Pietro asks how she was able to pull the whole thing off, given that her previously established powers couldn't explain it, she has no memory of how it all happened - just like Vision's memory of his pre-Westview life has been erased.

Though I still don't get what the ultimate purpose of the simulation is, if someone else is behind it. I guess it might have something to do with creating Tommy and Billy, which would support the theory that Mephisto is the bad guy... But I still feel it'd be tonally quite weird if they introduced the actual Devil into the MCU with no forewarning. (Yes, I know he's not the real Satan in the comics, but that whole thing is so convoluted I can't imagine they'd want to use it here.)

Tuomas, Saturday, 13 February 2021 08:40 (four years ago) link

Did I catch that Monica hinted against about an engineer ringer she's expecting?

She said in the previous ep she was going to call someone (an astroengineer?) without any more detail on who it was. Lots of chat about a SWORD character, and an out-there theory it's Reed Richards and this is the back door for the FF to join *this* 616.

Pietro seems very much to be acting as Wanda's conscience in this, forcing her to acknowledge the immorality of what she's doing (and, let's face it, I know how invested some are in Mephisto or some other bad guy doing it but the chances of it not being all Wanda diminish with every second that airs). The multiverse aspects of it being the X-Movies Pietro definitely the most interesting aspect and the one that needs telling further.

Thought the "maybe he's a vampire" and Evan Peters mining being a mad axe murderer and other things were definitely a dig at Ryan Murphy and AHS, as is (and this is a bit of a stretch) Pietro not being able to tell completely different looking kids apart which is the opposite of AHS where near identical Murphy fkbois are immediately uniquely identified.

Been thinking about the race theories ^^^, does the latest episode turn Vision into a literal Magical Negro?

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Saturday, 13 February 2021 10:26 (four years ago) link

thought it was kinda sweet that vision was still clearly wearing his wedding ring when he switched to wearing his full super-suit

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 13 February 2021 11:22 (four years ago) link

I think in depictions of simulations based on an individual's psyche you frequently get white blood cell type guardians that are set to correct anomalies etc and outside forces that bring disease. So could see Agnes and possibly others as being in that role.
Really don't know who was what in the pre-existing town. THough seeing a sui generis version of her in the car would suggest she had some existence outside of the Wanda influence.

Stevolende, Saturday, 13 February 2021 11:35 (four years ago) link

Did I catch that Monica hinted against about an engineer ringer she's expecting?

I also thought this was a conspicuously unexplained detail -- Monica says her ride inside the Hex is due in an hour and the other characters seem to know what she means but we don't, right? It stuck out.


isn’t this just whoever she has in mind to create this super-protective vehicle that nerd-girl has designed that will “theoretically” work?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 February 2021 11:59 (four years ago) link

Feel like notions of Mephisto as the big bad are a product of a wishful thinking feedback loop, unless someone can point to something(s) onscreen that back up the theory.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 February 2021 13:45 (four years ago) link

Yeah, who they've mentioned two or three times now, which is some foreshadowing! Funny how in the MCU everyone pretty much gets to where they need to be immediately ... except in this case, lol.

Couple other thoughts. One, I almost felt that when Pietro asked Wanda how she was doing all this stuff, he was almost digging for information, like he really wanted to know *how* so that he (whoever he is, really) could do it, too. Or at least better understand how to exploit Wanda's apparently newfound powers. Two, this episode really double downed (quadruple downed?) on winky language that hints at a couple of potential iconic Big Bads. Again, could be easter eggs or red herrings, but there are multiple references to nightmares, and also a couple more Devil things (Pietro calls Wanda's kids "demon spawn" who can "raise hell," or something like that, which could also just be ironically mean digs at the kids). I agree with Tuomas, though, that introducing the (more or less) Devil to the MCU seems like a big lift for this show to do, which is why I was theorizing that maybe this show *won't* ultimately reveal (and certainly not resolve) a Big Bad, and in fact that story will continue directly in Dr. Strange 2 and/or Spider-Man. We'll see!

More thoughts: the SWORD guy in charge is such a jerk, and has been from the start. Could he be a reverse reveal? That is, often times the guy in charge turns out to be a villain. Could this asshole be getting set up as the opposite? There's been lots of talk of radiation going on, and now Monica is clearly ... mutating. Hmmm. (Doubt it would happen, but I saw people hypothesize that maybe this will be a *reverse* House of M, where the twist is she brings all the mutants back, but I think that would be too much.) Also, re: Agnes, we still haven't met her husband, assuming he even exists, right? Oh, and re: someone else controlling things, it's interesting that all the kids showed up in the episode after Vision noted the absence of kids, almost as if someone (Wanda or probably otherwise) realized the oversight and overcompensated.

Still no idea why this is cycling through TV show eras, let alone chronologically.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 13:58 (four years ago) link

xpost

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 13:58 (four years ago) link

The Mephisto thing I think is a combination of several things. One, the manifestation of a need for a Big Bad, let alone one powerful enough to do/explain this. Two, this show coming ahead of Dr. Strange 2 and Spider-man 3, both of which have been rumored to feature Mephisto (who is a notable foe of both). Three, all the winking references in the scripts to hell and devils and stuff. And four, as I understand it, a lot of the weirdness echoing the MO of Mephisto in the comics (people back to life, pretending to be other people, his specific relationship to Wanda.) But I'll leave it to the real nerds to suss out.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:03 (four years ago) link

I think the biggest reason for the Mephisto speculation is that in the John Byrne West Coast Avengers story where Wanda and Vision's kids were revealed not to be real, rather than something she subconsciously created using her reality-warping powers, Mephisto was revealed to be the ultimate bad guy behind it all. And since this series is quite obviously influenced by it (as well as by Avengers Disassembled and House of M, which are sort of sequels to it), people are expecting the same to happen here.

Tuomas, Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:28 (four years ago) link

But I really, really doubt they're gonna do the same twists as in that WCA story, because no one besides John Byrne hates Vision and Wanda enough to pull off that shit.

Tuomas, Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:35 (four years ago) link

i just read the two Vision and Scarlet Witch minis which had implied none of that, amazed Byrne hated the characters and Steve Englehart that much. also hope they don't pull off that ridiculousness. also really don't want to see the Devil in the MCU

Nhex, Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:38 (four years ago) link

The guy heading SWORD has been called Striker hasn't he? Or am i hearing that wrong.
I remember taht name as teh guy who was experimenting on logan and introduced teh Adamantine in the X-men films.

Not sure what teh story is on who owns what and if the X-men are about to be introduced to teh rest of the MCU are tehy both concerns owned by Disney now or teh time of teh contracted licensing running out or something?
I see that the new pietro is the guy who was in the X-men films though. Though I think hge was only in the not so good ones wasn't he?

Stevolende, Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:41 (four years ago) link

Another easter egg (which could be more than that) is that the movie theatre is playing (along with The Parent Trap) The Incredibles. Which of course can be referenced because Disney owns everything, but also The Incredibles is basically the Fantastic Four, and we've seen the hex/void/zone behave pretty literal minded when it sucks things in, not to mention (as with Monica) potentially giving them powers when they emerge. Of course, while that may give some credence to the reverse switcher-roo of Wanda *creating* mutants, again, that just seems a little too much.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:43 (four years ago) link

It does also raise the question of how the MCU would handle *too* many superheroes.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:45 (four years ago) link

Yeah, on top of the revelations about Billy and Tommy, Byrne also killed Vision's personality, so he became a cold, unemotional AI, which also killed the relationship between him and Wanda. It took over 10 years and Kurt Busiek's excellent Avengers run to rebuild the two characters... And then Brian Bendis decided that it was really necessary to revisit the Byrne story, so he killed Vision (again) and had Wanda's character ruined for years (again).

Considering how beloved Wanda and Vision and their love story are among older Avengers fans, it's amazing how willing some writers are to screw it all up for shock value. I guess it would've been sorta palatable if Byrne and Bendis got actual good stories out of it, but they didn't.

(xpost to Nhex)

Tuomas, Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:48 (four years ago) link

The Incredibles

Discussion this week on bits of the internet about the 'Frozone gets back in the game' scene from The Incredibles which appears to have been directly referenced in the post-credits scene of Infinity War.

https://screenrant.com/infinity-war-incredibles-samuel-l-jackson-connection-video/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:54 (four years ago) link

the racial equality retconning nicely explained - though indirectly - in the conversation pietro has with wanda about how people in her world have better hair etc - that she has basically constructed this world as she wishes it to be

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:00 (four years ago) link

also just want to say how much i agree about bettany’s resemblance to rik mayall when he does his goofy grin

and also think it needs to be noted for the record how sensational bettany looks in high-waisted trousers

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:06 (four years ago) link

It won't be Mephisto because it makes no sense for it to be Mephisto, and the idea that anyone seriously thinks it is makes me worry about the Dan Brown-isation of the world. The MCU has already shown that their priority is telling stories that make sense rather than drag in continuity from the comics - even when they have the Red Skull and the Cosmic Cube, they rewrote the Winter Soldier to make it make sense in accordance with what they'd already shown on screen.

It's also not going to be Agnes - I genuinely have no idea what's wrong with some of you.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:14 (four years ago) link

Bettany's been great throughout, I really liked how well Evan Peters settled into the wayward uncle role. I was struck by the idea that he'd make a good Jim Carrey - sure there's a "Jim Carrey during the making of The Man in the Moon" germ rattling around somewhere in Charlie Kaufman's head.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:17 (four years ago) link

The theory of Agnes is that she had no Westview counterpart, that they didn't identify the name of a civilian "playing" her.

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:18 (four years ago) link

xxpost Well at least you've chosen a reasonable metric by which to assess the soundness of others' minds.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:18 (four years ago) link

Besides, the MCU architects intentionally feed the speculative nature of fans. They want people to jump to conclusions based on the source material if only to pull the rug out from under them by going in some completely different direction with the filmed material.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:21 (four years ago) link

To that end, tossing in a character whose name is a portmanteau of a character with strong ties to Wanda in the comics and then having that character (a witch in the comics) dressed up like a witch while everyone else is Halloweening about in goofball iterations of their comic outfits may in fact suggest that hints of Agnes's involvement is a total red herring. It's too on the nose.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:30 (four years ago) link

Xxp yeah Pietro was doing straight up Ace Ventura ham that I appreciated.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:35 (four years ago) link

Imma just say it outright since I'm the only one with the courage to state the obvious: the big bad here is clearly Mojo.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 February 2021 16:22 (four years ago) link

And mutants will be introduced to the MCU when the X-Babies show up at season's end.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 February 2021 16:23 (four years ago) link

I was struck by the idea that he'd make a good Jim Carrey - sure there's a "Jim Carrey during the making of The Man in the Moon" germ rattling around somewhere in Charlie Kaufman's head.

can we please avoid thought-manifesting this sort of garbage into existence

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Saturday, 13 February 2021 16:26 (four years ago) link

also it's a bit weird that all the other frozen people at the end of Westview couldn't move or speak, and Agnes could outright talk

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 16:38 (four years ago) link

I wanted to know why Vision has only done his brain finger trick twice, once to the guy in the office and once to Agnes.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 16:44 (four years ago) link

i would imagine he realizes it increases the individuals' pain when he does that, making them more upset, and that he's not trying to do that.

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 16:49 (four years ago) link

he’s just coming to grips with his truman-show existence and doesn’t really want to believe it.. running around brain-juicing everyone into existential dread would be kinda weird no??

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:16 (four years ago) link

Agtee

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:18 (four years ago) link

Agtee

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:18 (four years ago) link

AGREE fuckdamnit

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:18 (four years ago) link

I want to know more about what he's doing when he does that. In contrast to the comics, where powers are fluid and wind up all over the map as various creative teams handle a given character, the MCU has been pretty good about defining its various players' power sets and the limitations thereof (see the multiple references to Wanda never before having demonstrated these particular abilities). So since Vision has never had any 'wake people from their mystical trance powers' before, the suggestion seems to be that his powers as we already understand them are able to disrupt whatever force is acting on the town. Which may in itself be a clue as to the nature of that force (perhaps something technological?).

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:19 (four years ago) link

xpost Agree too! On the other hand, he's trying to figure things out, and that woman he passed going through the motions while a tear ran down her face seemed pretty unhappy without his help.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:19 (four years ago) link

xpost Not a bad theory, given the apparent levels of radiation.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:20 (four years ago) link

guys the red light on the toaster is clearly the hibernating soul of Count Zorbon - if this does not pay off i can only assume it’s because of dumb internecine studio politics and frankly i am already preemptively disgusted

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:21 (four years ago) link

Besides, the MCU architects intentionally feed the speculative nature of fans. They want people to jump to conclusions based on the source material if only to pull the rug out from under them by going in some completely different direction with the filmed material.

Sure, but I feel like there's a clear line between "stuff we put in as Easter Eggs for the fans" (The Incredibles / Parent Trap, Ag<atha Hark>ness, Kick-Ass) and actual balls that they have in the air (Hayward's plans, Monica's friend, Monica Rambeau, possibly even Jimmy's witness?)

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:22 (four years ago) link

It seems likely that Agnes or Dottie will the witness at this point
"...in the town you grew up in?"

Nhex, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:24 (four years ago) link

oh wait, that wouldn't work. Jimmy would've seen them on the broadcast.

Nhex, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:27 (four years ago) link

They finally clear everything up and the witness is Ralph, played by Stan Lee.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:30 (four years ago) link

The theory of Agnes is that she had no Westview counterpart, that they didn't identify the name of a civilian "playing" her.

In this episode she was finally included in the sitcom credits as "Agnes". All the other people in the credits (Vision, Wanda, Pietro, Tommy, Billy) are essentially playing a fictional version of themselves; there's no actor name as you would have in normal TV series credits, as it's Wanda playing Wanda. So it would seem she has no other name/identity outside the simulation, she really is Agnes. Also, when Vision (supposedly) wakes her up from the simulation, he keeps calling her Agnes and she doesn't tell him her real non-simulation name, like Vision's co-workers in the previous episode did.

I do agree that Agnes is a red herring, but only in the sense that she's not Agatha Harkness, nor in anyway related to Mephisto, but she is somehow tied to what happened with Wanda and how she ended up controlling the simulation. Like I said upthread, the MCU has been pretty good at teasing comic existing book stories, and making people think they're adapting them wholesale, but the changing the plot in significant ways so it's still fresh. Like when the second Cap movie was called Winter Soldier and introduced the eponymous character early on, so everyone thought they're gonna adapt the comic book plotline where he first appeared, but then the main plot was actually something else and not from any comic. Or when Civil War gave us Zemo as the antagonist, but the character only had the same name as his comic book counterpart, and his background and motivations turned out to be almost opposite from Baron Zemo.

Tuomas, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:31 (four years ago) link

Meantime, The Youth have spoken.

My niece looooooves Wandavision and insisted on rewatching the Halloween episode today. Now her new bit is pretending she’s in the same fugue state as the people under the spell and just keeps repeating her actions in a loop pic.twitter.com/K1FC7KdUuY

— Laura Hudson (@laura_hudson) February 13, 2021

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:31 (four years ago) link

looooool

Nhex, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:34 (four years ago) link

So since Vision has never had any 'wake people from their mystical trance powers' before, the suggestion seems to be that his powers as we already understand them are able to disrupt whatever force is acting on the town. Which may in itself be a clue as to the nature of that force (perhaps something technological?).Which may in itself be a clue as to the nature of that force (perhaps something technological?).

I agree with this; in the Marvel comics phasing through technology makes them malfunction, and with Kitty Pryde especially its one of her signature moves. I can't recall if Vision has done the same in comics, but I'm sure he has? Also, the red wall of the illusion is certainly made to look like some kinda of technological forcefield, not a mystical barrier - it doesn't have the fluid lines of Wanda's powers, but seems rather to be made out of hexagons... And when Vision starts to disintegrate, you can see hexagon-shaped pieces of him flying back towards the illusion wall. So I think the whole is most likely revealed to be nanotech or something. And if Striker knows more about this whole than what he told Monica, which is hinted in this episode, it might mean that his goal is to acquire this technology so SWORD can use it to battle aliens.

Tuomas, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:39 (four years ago) link

Whoops, I meant to say "if Hayward knows more about this whole thing..."; the whole discussion upthread about Striker made me misremember the character's name.

Tuomas, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:43 (four years ago) link

It's Stryker now. He's been recast.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:46 (four years ago) link

I enjoyed the line the SWORD chief fires off at Rambeau & Darcy: “And which one of you is the sassy best friend?”

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:52 (four years ago) link

(and that the answer is Jimmy)

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:00 (four years ago) link

But why would something technological gives Wanda new powers?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:01 (four years ago) link

Wanda hasn't gained new powers, she can just control the simulation.

Tuomas, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:02 (four years ago) link

I think they are still playing with residual power from Infinity Stones. Wanda can control it because she received her powers from an Infinity Stone and Vision can disrupt it and has some level of immunity to it because he gets his powers from an Infinity Stone. I’m wondering if this was some sort of trap triggered by Wanda’s theft of Vision’s body that she then took control of and bent into a haven. My onlyniutsftanding question is if this speculation is correct, who laid the trap in the first place? S.W.O.R.D.? If so, how did they get their hands on the (possibly residual?) power of one or more Infinity Stones in the first place?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:11 (four years ago) link

i've seen it claimed that agnes' car has connecticut plates; can't quite tell but it's possible. it's not a new jersey plate, tho. since salem is a town in connecticut, this proves mephisto is behind the whole thing

i haven't watched too many purely streaming shows, so -- is 30-minute episode followed by eight minutes of credits a standard thing now?

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:14 (four years ago) link

xpost But Wanda is (apparently) expanding the hex/town/simulation? How can she do that if she is not causing it?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:14 (four years ago) link

It's the same one, the Mind Stone.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:15 (four years ago) link

Well if it's, say, nanotech, and she can control it, she'll just make the nanobots spread to a wider area.

(xpost)

Tuomas, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:16 (four years ago) link

The episodes seem to be varying length, with 4 minutes of credits? Episode 5 was 34 minutes long.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:19 (four years ago) link

er, with meaning _not_ including there, obviously.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:19 (four years ago) link

the credits ARE insanely long. not sure why they are doing this

Nhex, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:28 (four years ago) link

fuckin' with people who probably every week try to see if there are mid-credit scenes

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:29 (four years ago) link

Wait, have you been missing all of the mid-credits scenes?!

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:31 (four years ago) link

oh shit did they reveal ULtron was really Rosie the Robot

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:32 (four years ago) link

Speaking of the end credits, the initial animation sequence with all the old electron gun/phosphor bits is really lovely.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:36 (four years ago) link

This week's mid show advert was grim stuff

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Saturday, 13 February 2021 19:18 (four years ago) link

yeah that was morbid!

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 19:22 (four years ago) link

I wasn't sure what its point was. Was this the first fake ad that took such a surprising turn?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 February 2021 19:23 (four years ago) link

I loved it, what a perfect combination of tonally OTM ads from the time and...something else.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 February 2021 19:23 (four years ago) link

things are breaking down

even the theme song was kind of curdled and strained, a kind of desperation in the chorus to “keep on going” or whatever

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 February 2021 19:25 (four years ago) link

The ad had some magic yogurt that was supposed to save the guy on the island, but it didn't.. I guess the point was to subconsciously suggest Wanda's "magic" ultimately can't save Vision the way she thinks it will.

Tuomas, Saturday, 13 February 2021 19:29 (four years ago) link

theme song lyrics btw

Don't try to fight the chaos
Don't question what you've done
The game can try to play us
Don't let it stop the fun

Some days it's all confusion
Easy come and easy go
But if it's all illusion
Sit back, enjoy the show

Let's keep it going
Let's keep it going
Through each distorted day
Let's keep it going
Though there may be no way of knowing
Who's coming by to play

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 February 2021 19:53 (four years ago) link

life is unfaaaair

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Saturday, 13 February 2021 20:29 (four years ago) link

hahaha

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 20:32 (four years ago) link

lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 February 2021 20:41 (four years ago) link

As a big Legion (the show) fan, I would love it if Wanda was actually being controlled by Farouk. Was Legion part of the MCU at all?

DJI, Saturday, 13 February 2021 20:58 (four years ago) link

when Wanda uses the toilet are the people temporarily freed from enslavement

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 21:00 (four years ago) link

amal farouk is too interesting and charismatic to be an MCU villain, sorry

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Saturday, 13 February 2021 21:04 (four years ago) link

Oh cool, didn't realize Shadow King was in Legion. Really should get around to watching that someday.

And no, Legion is mutant-related and aired prior to the Fox acquisition so it was separate from the MCU.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 February 2021 22:02 (four years ago) link

I've just temporarily freed the townspeople from enslavement, I wouldn't go in there for a while if I was you.

I have no couch and I must stream (NotEnough), Sunday, 14 February 2021 09:57 (four years ago) link

Nailed it. Seriously, nailed it.

🥺🥺 pic.twitter.com/KPnoEYj1Qd

— nick | wandavision spoilers (@fitzbarnes) February 14, 2021

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 February 2021 04:16 (four years ago) link

so she's going full Captain Marvel (II) in two episodes, yes?

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 February 2021 04:34 (four years ago) link

If Monica Rambeau is getting superpowers from going in and out of the hex. Wouldn't it make sense for all the people trapped in the hex to get powers too? There has been speculation about who various characters from the town who might actually be supervillains that are responsible for this but couldn't it be the other way around and this is actually the origin story for a bunch of future MCU characters?

silverfish, Monday, 15 February 2021 13:44 (four years ago) link

One storyline I haven't seen referenced amid all of the speculation is the recent Standoff, which features a prosaic little town whose residents are revealed to be supervillains who have all been changed (via Cosmic Cube fuckery) into upstanding citizens by SHIELD.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 February 2021 14:00 (four years ago) link

As I said ^^^^ there's lots of speculation that Monica's "aerospace engineer" is Reed Richards and a flurry of suggestions at the weekend that this is going to be the FF origin story and them crossing the boundary will power them up.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Monday, 15 February 2021 14:11 (four years ago) link

If Monica Rambeau is getting superpowers from going in and out of the hex. Wouldn't it make sense for all the people trapped in the hex to get powers too?

well, if the people are trapped in the hex then they're kinda by definition not going in and out of it, so probably not

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 February 2021 14:22 (four years ago) link

Yeah, you'd think that creating lots of people with powers would be a possibility, or a set-up for a "Wanda *creates* mutants" twist or something, but again, I think that's just too much heavy lifting and, um, too many people with super powers. We still don't really know who most of the people in the town are in "real" life, before they were captured or transformed. Clearly if you can go from a SWORD agent to a clown then we really have no idea who they are/were. (And then of course there's the matter of all the kids that suddenly appeared. Did Wanda do that? Where did they come from? And if Wanda *did* do that, does that mean she can just import more people into the town at will? Seems ... unlikely.)

Loose introduction of Fantastic Four seems a better, more manageable possibility. I bet they show up as guests in a future movie, a la Spider-Man in Civil War. A stand-alone F4 movie seems several years away, so it would be weird to formally introduce them now and then just sit on it. Is there any indication that Marvel is even planning to spin a big arching event again out of their Phase Four rollout? I don't know much if anything about some stuff on the loose schedule, but Black Widow prequel (we assume?), Thor 3, Eternals, Shang-Chi, Spider Man 3, Guardians 3, Dr. Strange 2, Captain Marvel 2, Ant-Man 3 seems a pretty diverse hodgepodge. Which of these are done? Black Widow, Eternals, Shang-Chi? And Spider-Man, Dr. Strange and Thor have at least done some filming?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 14:26 (four years ago) link

Marvel has been very "individuals matter" about superpowers though - even widespread things like the Terrigen mists, it's not everyone who gets affected, only those predisposed. And the predisposition on the part of Monica Rambeau would be "exposed to weird alien shit as a young child". I also think this is the most likely source of the astrophysicist, but I might well be wrong.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 14:47 (four years ago) link

Sorry, yes, "aerospace engineer"

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 14:50 (four years ago) link

I would laugh if Rocket showed up

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 February 2021 14:52 (four years ago) link

would the hex turn rocket into a person, or a talking dog or something?

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:03 (four years ago) link

A rabbit, obvs

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:18 (four years ago) link

Bradley Cooper

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:23 (four years ago) link

Crouched and speaking over the shoulder of a mocap-suited Sean Gunn

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:32 (four years ago) link

well, if the people are trapped in the hex then they're kinda by definition not going in and out of it, so probably not

Well presumably they will get out at some point, but yeah I guess at the end of this they could just dissipate the hex somehow and these people will just go back to normal without any consequences

silverfish, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:37 (four years ago) link

they all have superpowers but unfortunately they are all related to flatulence

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:46 (four years ago) link

xpost Except all the kids in the Halloween episode... where did they come from? Did they come from outside? If they did ... where/who did they come from? If they belong to the parents inside the hex, does that mean they had been without parents for days? Seems unlikely. Which would mean that identified or no, the people in the town may or may not have been taken from somewhere else, too.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:48 (four years ago) link

they came from France

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:51 (four years ago) link

it was explicitly said, both in the episode and in this thread, that all the kids were asleep until they came out for halloween

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:51 (four years ago) link

I was going to say, didn't they explicitly say that? Seems like a lot of weird speculation itt that is pretty directly discussed in the show itself.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:53 (four years ago) link

I'm guessing that Pietro is some kind of externalised part of Wanda, partly a brother that she misses (who sees his job to "... and ultimately give you grief") and partly someone to validate that she's doing the right thing - it's possible that he's the one who's Running The Show (either someone external #nomephisto or still part of Wanda) but I'm not sure what would be gained by him drawing her attention to the fact that she doesn't know how this works.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:54 (four years ago) link

xp have you met Josh

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:54 (four years ago) link

Oh, they've just been asleep, that explains it then. Makes perfect sense and doesn't raise any more questions at all.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:56 (four years ago) link

Wanda's accent vanished between movies too

― Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Wednesday, February 3, 2021 8:56 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Loved the dig at this in the latest episode.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:01 (four years ago) link

there has to be some multiverse angle to it since she doesn't recognize him at the door until he clearly implies he's Pietro by calling her his sister, remembers details of a prior shared event differently, asks him why he looks different, where his accent went (lol), though clearly in his universe he died the same way.

xpost lol yeah I laughed out loud. I'm glad too, her accent was bad and distracting in Ultron.

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:04 (four years ago) link

Just watched it again. First, the stuff about the kids comes from Pietro, who is an unreliable character at this point. Second, he kind of slyly, rhetorically asks "where have you been hiding all these kids? Probably just keeping them asleep to prevent trauma," before talking about the ethics of the situation. So ... really we don't know, any more than we know for sure where he came from, or who he really is.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:04 (four years ago) link

i'm pretty sure everybody's frozen at the end of the street for reasons similar to that one episode of Rick and Morty, the program 'uses a lot of memory' so she's not able to keep the ancillary characters busy/doing things, they're like the crowd in RBI Baseball basically

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:05 (four years ago) link

I guess we'll see what happens now that she's expanded the bubble by hundreds of feet.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:06 (four years ago) link

how can we ever know anything, rly

makes u think

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:08 (four years ago) link

i'm pretty sure everybody's frozen at the end of the street for reasons similar to that one episode of Rick and Morty, the program 'uses a lot of memory' so she's not able to keep the ancillary characters busy/doing things,

Westworld used this trope too

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:12 (four years ago) link

What is a movie or TV show if not a simulation itself?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:13 (four years ago) link

fuck that, what if we're living in a simulation and that simulation is just a passing thought in the mind of a vast and incomprehensible cosmic consciousness

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:14 (four years ago) link

On the back of a turtle.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:19 (four years ago) link

steady on, that's just stupid

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:20 (four years ago) link

we're all living in a butt

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:21 (four years ago) link

Balthazar Getty's butt

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:21 (four years ago) link

living in a butt / living in a cardboard butt

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:22 (four years ago) link

kudos

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:22 (four years ago) link

Please be around more, bg, yr wisdom is missed.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:24 (four years ago) link

otm

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:25 (four years ago) link

Thank you for picking up my slack, bg

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:41 (four years ago) link

she doesn't recognize him at the door until he clearly implies he's Pietro by calling her his sister

I definitely didn't read the scene this way - she's just stunned (because he's Pietro and because she wasn't expecting him)

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:47 (four years ago) link

how would Wanda know what that version of Quicksilver looks like? it definitely wasn't a "we called Evan Peters because Aaron Taylor-Johnson was unavailable" type situation as Darcy notes that it's a 'recast'.

or is your thought Wanda did intentionally recast him with someone else (and the fact that it's Evan Peters is more coincidental)?

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:07 (four years ago) link

i kinda assumed, given the way that he's picking at the edges and asking a lot of leading questions, that nu-Pietro is a super-powered mole by Hayward/SWORD and not a figment of Wanda's imagination

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:11 (four years ago) link

yeah he seemed to want to know how the sausage was made way more than a normal person would

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:16 (four years ago) link

and well he knew sausage *was* being made

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:16 (four years ago) link

lol friend of mine is telling ppl on FB that merely saying you loved or didn't like an episode = 'posting spoilers' now

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:16 (four years ago) link

pietro reeled off a list of plot/character functions to wanda that he assumed he was there to provide to her world - at her behest - but it all seemed like it was news to wanda.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:18 (four years ago) link

I think she's also in willing denial as to what her idealized world is doing to the very real citizens.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:20 (four years ago) link

better call Jon Taffer in

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:22 (four years ago) link

I binged all of this on Saturday and I can safely say it is the most enjoyable MCU related thing in recent memory (except for maybe the Holland Spiderman movies).

akm, Monday, 15 February 2021 17:23 (four years ago) link

From the kids to Wanda's new powers, it read to me like nu-Pietro was fishing for answers himself.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 17:27 (four years ago) link

i kinda assumed, given the way that he's picking at the edges and asking a lot of leading questions, that nu-Pietro is a super-powered mole by Hayward/SWORD and not a figment of Wanda's imagination

― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, February 15, 2021 12:11 PM bookmarkflaglink

This was my take too, but I'm an MCU noob and don't really have a handle on who everyone is and what they're capable of.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 15 February 2021 17:42 (four years ago) link

me too!

tbf a lot of wanda’s characters are hornswoggling her with their meta-sentience, not just pietro - herb & agnes have both asked her if she wants any changes, they’ve both been whispering together, and now of course vision

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:43 (four years ago) link

Wolverine shows up next

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:45 (four years ago) link

how would Wanda know what that version of Quicksilver looks like?

No idea! I'm just describing what I saw.

As an aside, are we all agreed that one thread of the main plot is "Something has happened such that Wanda now has Vision back to live an idyllic sitcom life, but his specific virtues mean that he can't not notice that something is wrong and fight against it"? I feel like there's an obvious example of this story other than this, but I can't place it.

Last week I thought Quicksilver was an example of this, but that seems a lot less likely this week? When he tells her that everyone has the same jobs, but better hair, how is he supposed to know that? It could be someone external to the situation plámásing her, but how would you plan that? Sending in someone in the hope that they'd keep their brief would be firing a bullet into the sun - Geraldine/Monica seems to have only regained agency because Wanda had new kids and memories of Pietro occupying her.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:01 (four years ago) link

“plámásing”?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:02 (four years ago) link

"flattering" would be a crude and unmusical translation from the original Sokovian.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:48 (four years ago) link

The official song of Sokovia was Go West's "King of Wishful Thinking"...

Translated of course

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:50 (four years ago) link

So in the comics Wanda's kids have something to do with Mephisto, right? Seems odd that they would introduce them in the show, give them the names and powers from the comics and then ... take them away. Certainly would be as if not even more traumatic than Wanda losing Vision and her brother, doesn't it? At the same time, can't imagine the kids sticking around the MCU as kids, or for that matter as adults, which would be strange, given the age of their mom. Any thoughts of how it might play out in the plot ahead?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 20:33 (four years ago) link

i imagine this ends with wanda either not in the sunken place or sent to hell and the focus of Doctor Strange 2
i imagine this also ends with vision back alive and captain marvel 2 zipping along on photon beams
everything else is a crapshoot

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 February 2021 20:35 (four years ago) link

I just read that WandaVision supposedly features more SFX shots then Endgame!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 20:37 (four years ago) link

well it is twice as long

silverfish, Monday, 15 February 2021 21:02 (four years ago) link

At the same time, can't imagine the kids sticking around the MCU as kids, or for that matter as adults, which would be strange, given the age of their mom. Any thoughts of how it might play out in the plot ahead?
In the comics they magically become teenagers and serve as members of Young Avengers, a group of teenaged Avengers counterparts. IIRC there've been some talks of bringing the Young Avengers to the MCU for a while, and one of the characters who's also a Young Avenger in the comics has already been introduced: Scott Lang's daughter Cassie, who was conveniently aged to her teens with the 5 year timeskip in Endgame. So I could see Tommy and Billy magically aging a few years more in this series in preparation of putting them in that spinoff.

Tuomas, Monday, 15 February 2021 22:21 (four years ago) link

and kate bishop's showing up in Hawkeye so hmmmmm

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 15 February 2021 22:24 (four years ago) link

this may have already been addressed but was the other kid dressed up for halloween as gambit?

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 February 2021 22:36 (four years ago) link

no, Wiccan from YA.

Nhex, Monday, 15 February 2021 22:41 (four years ago) link

right, duh; forgot about that whole extension of the storyline.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 February 2021 22:52 (four years ago) link

So Young Avengers is a) a thing and b) something they may just be keeping in their back pocket for later? Or it could be just more easter eggs for fans, I suppose, though like I said, I can't imagine them giving Wanda kids and then taking them away, after already taking away her husband and brother. I mean, of course they *can*, but it just seems a bit much.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 23:20 (four years ago) link

what would be a bit much would be having this be a hysterical wanda story, which i think there is zero chance of considering the politics of this universe so there's gotta be a reckoning

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 00:09 (four years ago) link

(to be clear, the politics of the Marvel Studios world, NOT the politics of standard Marvel comics where hysterical wanda had been the norm for decades)

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 00:10 (four years ago) link

We already know Kate Bishop is coming into the MCU in the Hawkeye series, Cassie Lang has already been introduced and even recast for Ant-Man 3. Add some Champions (Ms. Marvel we know is coming in, maybe we'll see a Amadeus Cho, Viv Vision or Miles Morales?) Def seems like a likely direction, esp since the MCU is nearly 15 years old in-universe!

Nhex, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 02:25 (four years ago) link

Well the actors are aging out of course

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 02:34 (four years ago) link

I would be surprised if they do the Hawkeye series and then go backwards and make her a Young Avenger.

babe for the weekend (morrisp), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 02:49 (four years ago) link

Why? That seems like the entire MCU modus operandi

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 03:03 (four years ago) link

everybody's a mutant

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 03:11 (four years ago) link

I just read that WandaVision supposedly features more SFX shots then Endgame!

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 16, 2021 7:37 AM (six hours ago)

well it is twice as long

― silverfish, Tuesday, February 16, 2021 8:02 AM (six hours ago)

possible also reason? there are lots of shots of humans on sets interacting with effects in this show, whereas vast swathes of Endgame were basically animated from the start, with the face-and-mocap characters just worked in like any hand-drawn or CGI-originated chars

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 03:41 (four years ago) link

xxp Because she’s in her mid-20s, and the Young Avengers were originally adolescents.

babe for the weekend (morrisp), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 05:02 (four years ago) link

(Of course, they could do a new team and call it anything.)

babe for the weekend (morrisp), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 05:06 (four years ago) link

As for Monica's mysterious "aerospace engineer" friend, I think it's gonna be Talos, the head Skrull from Captain Marvel. Monica probably knows him because of her connection to Carol Danvers, and the post-credits scene in Far from Home showed that Nick Fury is in space (possibly on a SWORD related mission?) while Talos is subbing for him on Earth.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 06:32 (four years ago) link

(to be clear, the politics of the Marvel Studios world, NOT the politics of standard Marvel comics where hysterical wanda had been the norm for decades)
One of the biggest reasons why I think some other antagonist will be revealed to have created the simulation is that the "hysterical Wanda goes koo-koo and bends reality to her will" stories in the comics have gotten so much (deserved) criticism that I really, really doubt they'd want to repeat the same here and risk a similar backlash from a much larger audience.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 06:38 (four years ago) link

"hysterical Wanda goes koo-koo and bends reality to her will" stories in the comics have gotten so much (deserved) criticism

It's just about writing. If anything the heroic story of a young refugee, systemically tortured by a rogue state and terrorists as a child, who gets left alone finally finds happiness and love only to have it wrenched from her again - she deals with her grief in own way, lashing out indiscriminately and not caring who she hurts - before emerging stronger on her own terms; that's a story that plays *better* in today's environment.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 08:53 (four years ago) link

there are lots of shots of humans on sets interacting with effects in this show, whereas vast swathes of Endgame were basically animated from the start, with the face-and-mocap characters just worked in like any hand-drawn or CGI-originated chars

Exactly my thinking. If you think of e.g. Endgame as animated films - as all of the green screen leaks hint - then building the world is time consuming but after that it's only* computer time to produce it. This has weird stuff like doing practical effects and simultaneously cleaning them up and making them look worse - thinking of the plate flying in ep1 which has to be made to look like magic while obviously looking badly carried on a wire.

*For various values of "only"

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 08:58 (four years ago) link

(to be clear, the politics of the Marvel Studios world, NOT the politics of standard Marvel comics where hysterical wanda had been the norm for decades)

One of the biggest reasons why I think some other antagonist will be revealed to have created the simulation is that the "hysterical Wanda goes koo-koo and bends reality to her will" stories in the comics have gotten so much (deserved) criticism that I really, really doubt they'd want to repeat the same here and risk a similar backlash from a much larger audience.

I don't want a repeat of cuckoo Wanda stories either, but I'll be disappointed if/when it's revealed that someone else is pulling the strings*. Reality warping powers should be enormous! But in stories I've read/seen of Wanda, aside from House of M (which ofc has all the grubbiness of 'hysterical woman' narrative), her presence feels minimised and co-dependent (or subservient?) to people around her. I'd like to see a story where Wanda gets to be in control of (not controlled by) 'omega'-level power without being portrayed as hysterical, if that's even possible given the way she's been written in the past. Not necessarily as a supervillain - just as a moral grey area character, which are usually the most interesting ones imo.

I'm not sure how 'in control' Wanda is at the moment, though - we've seen her tell sword/shield/whoever it is outside the hex to buzz off, we've seen her expand the hex, but we've also seen her look a bit perplexed when quizzed about how she's running the simulation, right?

*unless, maybe, as someone suggested upthread it's Amahl Farouk, though I'd be surprised, and not optimistic that an MCU Farouk would have the menace and charisma of Legion's Farouk

salsa shark, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 09:59 (four years ago) link

I don't want a repeat of cuckoo Wanda stories either, but I'll be disappointed if/when it's revealed that someone else is pulling the strings*. Reality warping powers should be enormous! But in stories I've read/seen of Wanda, aside from House of M (which ofc has all the grubbiness of 'hysterical woman' narrative), her presence feels minimised and co-dependent (or subservient?) to people around her. I'd like to see a story where Wanda gets to be in control of (not controlled by) 'omega'-level power without being portrayed as hysterical, if that's even possible given the way she's been written in the past.

Agreed, and the IMO Young Avengers story that finally (kinda, sorta) fixed the damage done to her character by Bendis in Dissassembled and House of M was a pretty good attempt at doing this.

But with the MCU, having her to be a benevolent reality-warper has an obvious extra hurdle, i.e. that she isn't supposed to have reality-warping powers in this setting. The Infinity Stone that granted her and Vision their powers (the Mind Stone) is explicitly not the one with reality-warping powers, that's the Reality Stone. This is biggest in-universe reason why I think they'll reveal someone else to be the creator of the simulation; saying it's her who did it all means that her powers have all of sudden changed significantly from what's been established before. Sure, her telepathy could possibly be used to mind-control people (even though we haven't seen her do that before), but having the power to instanteously change matter on an atomic level isn't something she's ever even been hinted of possessing.

I'm not sure how 'in control' Wanda is at the moment, though - we've seen her tell sword/shield/whoever it is outside the hex to buzz off, we've seen her expand the hex, but we've also seen her look a bit perplexed when quizzed about how she's running the simulation, right?

Indeed. In episode 5 she tells Vision (with a seemingly honest tone) that she doesn't control everything and everyone in Westview, and in episode 6 she confesses to Pietro she doesn't even remember how she ended up there. And when she goes outside the simulation to face the SWORD soldiers, she only uses her regular telekinesis and telepathy - no reality-altering powers shown there.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 10:20 (four years ago) link

btw fyi

https://my90stv.com/

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 13:44 (four years ago) link

As for Monica's mysterious "aerospace engineer" friend, I think it's gonna be Talos, the head Skrull from Captain Marvel. Monica probably knows him because of her connection to Carol Danvers, and the post-credits scene in Far from Home showed that Nick Fury is in space (possibly on a SWORD related mission?) while Talos is subbing for him on Earth.

Makes sense, and a Secret Invasion series is in the works, with Talos and Nick Fury as buddy cops-ish.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 14:23 (four years ago) link

Though if Talos were actually off planet, too, maybe that would explain why he's taking so long to show up. A la Captain Marvel in Endgame.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 14:47 (four years ago) link

The events of the series seem to take place over a few days only, so I don't think it's taking him particularly long to show up. Especially if he needs to come up with some special gear to infiltrate the simulation.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 14:57 (four years ago) link

Yeah I think maybe 48-60 hours total has passed over the course of the series so far?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 14:59 (four years ago) link

I think they said the anomaly has been happening for a week or so though, right? Or is that just when Vision's body was stolen? We've just seen three or four days ourselves so far, for sure, but it seems like a pretty strange, serious situation, which is why I thought it odd that her friend should take even a few days to show up. Unless he's walking, I guess.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:24 (four years ago) link

It's been at most 24 hours since Monica said she knew someone who could help.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:31 (four years ago) link

I thought each episode was more or less a day, as far as we know? Anyway, I'm a little spoiled by the MCU's hop on a plane/spaceship/whatever and be there almost immediately pace.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:33 (four years ago) link

a) I don't think we have any idea how time works inside/outside? There appear to be at least some more episodes than the ones we're seeing - Darcy and Jimmy spotted 'Geraldine' in a black & white episode that we haven't seen before.
b) Even giving that, Monica said "I might know someone who could help" in Episode 5, and "My guy will be here in an hour" in Episode 6.
c) Talos is also impersonating Nick Fury, so he's probably pretty busy (in fairness you might not have known this, I didn't until this morning)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:45 (four years ago) link

Darcy and Jimmy spotted 'Geraldine' in a black & white episode that we haven't seen before.

No, we also definitely saw Geraldine in the audience at the B/W magic show episode.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:58 (four years ago) link

Geraldine was running the magic show...? Andrew is talking about the scene where she is sitting on a park bench as a non-speaking character when Darcy and Jimmy spot her for the first time in ep 4.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:13 (four years ago) link

DJP otm

Geraldine was only in the audience if 'audience' is the special word you use for 'box'

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:31 (four years ago) link

Yeah I was confusing those shots. But I thought there was another shot of her in one of the first two episodes, with her sitting at like a cafe table outdoors? Maybe I'm misremembering.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:35 (four years ago) link

She was at the poolside ladies' committee meeting where she befriends Wanda. It looked a little like a cafe I guess.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:41 (four years ago) link

For sure there has been some "previously on WandaVision" stuff we hadn't seen before, or that was slightly different from what we saw before, so ... who knows.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:42 (four years ago) link

I guess trying to recall details of a episodes from weeks ago is too big of an ask for my brain after 7 rounds of shoveling snow in 24 hours, forgive me.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:44 (four years ago) link

On the plus side, you're probably about halfway done your shoveling by now.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:45 (four years ago) link

About 2/3rds it looks like.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:47 (four years ago) link

think u need a Vision to help

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:50 (four years ago) link

Wanda could just move it to my neighbor's yard for me, I think.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:53 (four years ago) link

I just learned, via YouTube Music (which knows I’m a Frozen nerd), that each of the “sitcom theme songs” in this show are by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez! (and the score is by Christophe Beck(!)—tho he’s done a ton of stuff, including the Ant-Man movies).

Anderson-Lopez power! Here’s a song-by-song interview thing with them (Kathleen Hanna sings on the latest one?): https://www.marvel.com/articles/tv-shows/wandavision-robert-lopez-kristen-anderson-lopez-theme-songs-music

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 07:40 (four years ago) link

why ! re Chrispect?

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 07:52 (four years ago) link

Wau @ Kathleen Hanna

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 07:54 (four years ago) link

xp He also scored the Frozen movies, so it’s a double-dip.

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 15:15 (four years ago) link

the lopez's, along with miranda, are the go-to's for the disney industrial complex

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:20 (four years ago) link

When that theme played I remember initially thinking it sounded like a great sitcom-ified bikini kill song!

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:24 (four years ago) link

The Lopezes also did Coco (and, long ago, Winnie the Pooh), but it’s not like they pop up all the time. I fully approve this corporate synergy!

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:26 (four years ago) link

I clicked on a, well, clickbait article whose headline was something like "what if Monica's engineer friend is not Reed Richards but someone even better!" What can I say, I found that headline really enticing, but lol at the reveal of a character I've literally never heard of.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:12 (four years ago) link

well, i for one am excited at the prospect of isembard kingdom brunel joining the marvel cinematic universe

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:14 (four years ago) link

Seth Rogen is....FORBUSH MAN

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:58 (four years ago) link

The other thing I was served up (because The Internet knows I have been googling MCU stuff) is that there are rumors (originating ... where?) that Dr. Strange 2 will introduced Namor, Professor X and Reed Richards as part of the Illuminati (who apparently got an easter egg in Iron Man 2), which ... sure, why not.

The engineer floated was Blue Marvel. I don't know who that is, but he sounds like a delicious ice cream flavor.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:11 (four years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Marvel

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:12 (four years ago) link

Who knows at this point. I've also seen rumors that Namor is going to be introduced in The Eternals flick. Won't be surprised when he does show up.

As I've said a few times, I'm still hoping for a Quasar appearance at some point.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:12 (four years ago) link

stilt man still in the wings

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:15 (four years ago) link

still kind of hoping for the triumphant debut of Maggott

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:17 (four years ago) link

who is the most significant/prominent character who was wholly new to the MCU?

rob, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:27 (four years ago) link

stilt man stilt in the wings

stilt in the wings (sic), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:28 (four years ago) link

who is the most significant/prominent character who was wholly new to the MCU?


Probably Coulson.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:35 (four years ago) link

stan lee

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:43 (four years ago) link

Naw, he was in FF Annual #3.

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:56 (four years ago) link

It’s Coulson

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:05 (four years ago) link

yeah

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:23 (four years ago) link

His son Kip Coulson

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:47 (four years ago) link

Which stands for "keep it positive"

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:47 (four years ago) link

Samuel L Jackson-resembling Nick Fury

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:06 (four years ago) link

That existed before the MCU though

Nhex, Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:18 (four years ago) link

Would be pretty sick if it was the Blue Marvel! I'm afraid it's gonna be someone more boring, like some third-stringer from Agents of SHIELD or something

Nhex, Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:19 (four years ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/9VLxpS3/fury.jpg

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:35 (four years ago) link

Sure, in an alternate universe line which was shut down - in the meantime they replaced the main Marvel Fury with his son that looked like Samuel L Jackson.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 08:11 (four years ago) link

wholly new

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 18 February 2021 09:02 (four years ago) link

also I only read the first two Ultimateses, but iirc the line was still going when the MCU started, so it later shutting down is only germane if it was shut down in a time-fracturing event that rippled backwards into our multiverse and a splinter version of Kang The Conqueror stopped Bill Jemas from ever having been born

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 18 February 2021 09:09 (four years ago) link

Okay okay fine, it's Coulson - the other options are basically Erik Selvig, Darcy, and Luis, right?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 09:27 (four years ago) link

(Also while researching this short ill tempered post I have become aware that the third Ant-Man film, due next year (at time of going to press) is called Quantumania and features Kang)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 09:29 (four years ago) link

due next year (at time of going to press)

Filming began in early February 2021 in Turkey, and will also shoot in Atlanta, London, and Los Angeles.

eeesh



I barely remember a handful of things from about 3.5 of the fistful of MCU movies I've seen, but Luis is clearly the greatest live-action Marvel character, new or old

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 18 February 2021 10:07 (four years ago) link

Well that moved the plot on a bit.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Friday, 19 February 2021 13:53 (four years ago) link

I genuinely have no idea what's wrong with some of you.

― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, February 13, 2021 10:14 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

hmm...

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Friday, 19 February 2021 15:44 (four years ago) link

It's Friday

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 February 2021 17:39 (four years ago) link

NB: Episode 7 actually finally DOES have a post-credits thing, so stick around for that.

Nhex, Friday, 19 February 2021 21:36 (four years ago) link

This sure is one smooth, smartly paced show. Incredible how much information it gives without just giving everything (or anything) away.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 February 2021 22:54 (four years ago) link

Episode 7 actually finally DOES have a post-credits thing

fuckers

mookieproof, Friday, 19 February 2021 22:58 (four years ago) link

anyway, teyonah parris is really something

mookieproof, Friday, 19 February 2021 23:06 (four years ago) link

yeah she’s amazing.

elizabeth olsen also just incredibly good.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 February 2021 23:12 (four years ago) link

Also really deft the way it doles out stuff for people who have no idea what's going on (or in my case barely, but probably still more than most) as well as for Total Marvel people who know storylines, characters, powers, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 February 2021 23:18 (four years ago) link

there was a bunch of radio and TV soundtrack stuff in the captions this week - is that audible in a 5.1 surround mix, or dropped between the caption script and TX?

stilt in the wings (sic), Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:31 (four years ago) link

lol, what an end to the episode!

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:47 (four years ago) link

bettany doing the jim at the office smirk was amusing

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:47 (four years ago) link

Olsen’s julie bowen impression *chef kiss*

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:52 (four years ago) link

I like Vision playing with his non-existent hair.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 February 2021 01:20 (four years ago) link

"what am I talking to YOU for?"

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 01:47 (four years ago) link

who (behind the camera) prompted wanda with 'do you think this is what you deserve?'

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:06 (four years ago) link

it sounded like a male voice, but then Agatha's video montage made it look like it was her?

maybe it was....RALPH?

i'm kinda wondering that myself.

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:12 (four years ago) link

definitely a male voice

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:16 (four years ago) link

Dottie showed back up in this ep too. well, briefly appeared in a shot of the town at least.

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:19 (four years ago) link

I still think there's a chance Agatha is being controlled/used by someone else. But still other questions, like did Agatha create the kids/bring Vision back? Did she expand the hex? Why are things going wonky in Wandaland? And I still don't think we've met the engineer, only the soldier delivering what the engineer designed.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:26 (four years ago) link

I dunno, I think we're too close to the end to throw yet another villain in there, unless Dottie is also in on the Hex

my guess: episode 8 will flashback to explain her motivations and how we got to the beginning of Wandavision, episode 9 will be the explosive battle through realities to save the world with special guest cameo(s) by... Doctor Strange? Clea? Jake Gyllenhaal? Patrick Stewart? Dick Van Dyke?? who knows!??

(boy, did I love that ending sequence.)

Nhex, Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:30 (four years ago) link

Well, this episode did just finally introduce a villain and a superhero, so ... I guess it depends how efficient they are!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:33 (four years ago) link

Dick Van Dyke

holy shit would that be awesome

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:43 (four years ago) link

Agatha seemed really interested in Wanda being able to bring someone back from the dead a few eps ago.

though as far as the kids aging, that may have been Agatha? it only ever happened when she was around.

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:43 (four years ago) link

Like I said, "incredible how much information it gives without just giving everything (or anything) away."

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 February 2021 02:51 (four years ago) link

The first ep I've been (modestly) disappointed in

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:35 (four years ago) link

Darcy's "the love the two of you share is real" exactly the kind of corny line that the lower-tier mcu movies are larded with, delivered straight

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:36 (four years ago) link

yeah otm

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:37 (four years ago) link

and no real explanation for why they thought the space rover could go through the hex without it and rambeau turning into something else, no explanation for why the rover couldn't in the end go through but rambeau could, no explanation for why rambeau's clothes and mind don't change when she goes through

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:37 (four years ago) link

just generally.... not as crispy put together as every other episode up to this point

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:38 (four years ago) link

Rambeau could because she had already been rewritten on a molecular level twice and parts of her got in once again when the rover attempted to breach it. she was the only one who'd been in there twice, so the "change" probably didn't happen because she's now got superpowers (which were completed when she went through the third time, hence the blue eyes). the transformations don't 'work' on her anymore.

Monica panicked and said the Hex was being "rewritten" (or something like that) when someone else optimistically said it was degrading. and stuff kept going haywire inside the hex, especially inside Wanda's house, all episode. the Hex is a very different thing now that she expanded the territory by 8 miles, unstable, not operating the same as it has previously.

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:44 (four years ago) link

the Hex is a very different thing now that she expanded the territory by 8 miles, unstable, not operating the same as it has previously

awfully precise there, hayward

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:53 (four years ago) link

Monica panicked and said the Hex was being "rewritten"

Oh maybe I misunderstood the line, I thought they were saying the rover was being torn apart and Rambeau was saying no it (the rover) is being rewritten (i.e. turned into a station wagon)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:56 (four years ago) link

I could see that making sense too. I didn't really worry myself too much about the 'how' behind things, but i definitely assumed Monica got in because now she's kind of a mutant or someone with superpowers. I think the fact that she requested such a hefty rover suggested that they thought it might be difficult to get it through (even though previously they'd gotten things like drones and well, Monica through). probably also to protect against any Wanda attacks, but they seemed prepared for resistance.

btw I can't get that Agatha theme song out of my head

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:00 (four years ago) link

the other wrinkle is they're no longer broadcasting a signal outside the hex, so even though they were ostensibly shooting a show inside it (a Modern Family knockoff), maybe the fact that there was no signal meant that you didnt' just get 'recast' as soon as you entered it.

ah well. back to Babylon 5!

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:01 (four years ago) link

I interpreted the 2001/fourth wall-shattering scene as Monica holding onto her personality and memories, fighting the Hex trying to shift her back into the sitcom personalities. that's why we hear all the audio from Captain Marvel, as we did when she was blipped back into existence

Nhex, Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:32 (four years ago) link

I genuinely have no idea what's wrong with some of you.

― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, February 13, 2021 10:14 AM (six days ago)

hmm...

― tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Friday, 19 February 2021 15:44 (yesterday)

Yeah, fair enough, I called this wrong and was a dick about it, sorry. I had too much faith in the show creators. I did a few times consider (and I'm aware there is absolutely no compulsion for anyone to believe me on this) saying "The one thing they could do is end of Episode 7: hahaha it was me all along - Episode 8: flashback to WTF 'me' is - Episode 9: climax" - but I didn't because I just thought it would be a weird and non-MCU thing to do.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 20 February 2021 09:43 (four years ago) link

I think there's also a thing where the nature of sitcoms is that they're a retreat from reality and to an extent* modernity - you don't get military installations in there for theme rather than era reasons. If she'd gone through in a station wagon, she might be fine :)

On a purely technical thing, Modern Family's last episode was last year, but it's now 2023 in the MCU - maybe a less cutting-edge rover might work.

Lost opportunities: Wanda Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff

Darcy's "the love the two of you share is real" exactly the kind of corny line that the lower-tier mcu movies are larded with, delivered straight

I mean, it's a romance? The Vision didn't exactly go "Yeah, you're right, now I feel at ease about it all"

*I may be talking out of my hole here as regards the older ones, I admit.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 20 February 2021 09:57 (four years ago) link

"Side effects: more depression"

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Saturday, 20 February 2021 10:36 (four years ago) link

Have I missed mid or post credits scenes on all the episodes prior to this week. Caught this week's one.

Stevolende, Saturday, 20 February 2021 14:56 (four years ago) link

this is the first i think

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 15:16 (four years ago) link

When i was a kid Agatha was not evil iirc ... dangerous, but an ally. Did she become more of an outright villain in the comics during the 90s and later?

In any case, I’m glad it’s her, great character

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 20 February 2021 15:26 (four years ago) link

So for reference here are the acknowledged character creators chronologically (have fun sic!):

Jimmy Woo - Al Feldstein, Joe Maneely (1956)
Scarlet Witch - Jack Kirby, Stan Lee (1964)
Quicksilver - Jack Kirby, Stan Lee (1964)
Vision - Roy Thomas, John Buscema (1968)
Agatha Harkness - Jack Kirby, Stan Lee (1970)
Monica Rambeau / Captain Marvel 2 / Photon / Pulsar / Spectrum - Roger Stern, John Romita Jr (1982)
Tommy and Billy - Steve Englehart, Richard Howell (1986)
S.W.O.R.D. - Joss Whedon, John Cassady (2004)
Darcy Lewis - J Michael Straczynski for the first Thor film (2011)

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:10 (four years ago) link

This seems to bring us to current times in sitcom land, unless next episode is a Schitt's Creek theme.

akm, Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:14 (four years ago) link

Would be great if suddenly the next episode was set in Westview, New Brunswick.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:19 (four years ago) link

I know it won’t happen but I would probably die if the next one was Twin Peaks: The Return themed.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:35 (four years ago) link

Who'd be the house band?

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:45 (four years ago) link

dazzler

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:45 (four years ago) link

Better Call Wanda

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:46 (four years ago) link

That’s funny because reading you guys talk about this show, it does sound like MCU Twin Peaks or something.

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Saturday, 20 February 2021 17:10 (four years ago) link

Well out of the gate with the runup to the first episode reviewers were dropping "It's very Lynchian" takes and things which, um, no, but if the first episodes were like anything it was like On the Air, as I half mumbled before.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 February 2021 18:17 (four years ago) link

closest this got to lynch was the dinner party.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 18:27 (four years ago) link

lol otm. the repeated "stop its" kinda felt Lynchian.

really this is just sort of the first horror/thriller entry in the MCU series.

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 18:28 (four years ago) link

single tear from halloween mom stuck in idle loop by "her" (clearly agatha now and not wanda) seemed like a conscious nod to Get Out, yes.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 18:31 (four years ago) link

i just noticed that's Kathryn Hahn's voice singing in the Agatha All Along song with the Lopez's credited with The Munsters Theme swipe.
let's see if this works:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QYf8J6kBAg

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 18:35 (four years ago) link

definitely a male voice

I'm not so definite?

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 20 February 2021 18:40 (four years ago) link

knowing that it's her actually singing it just makes that song even more delightful

Nhex, Saturday, 20 February 2021 18:58 (four years ago) link

I didn't know she sang, that is dope

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 19:01 (four years ago) link

When i was a kid Agatha was not evil iirc ... dangerous, but an ally. Did she become more of an outright villain in the comics during the 90s and later?
AFAIK she's been dead in the comics for years now, but before that she never became a villain, no. She was always Wanda's friend and mentor in matters of witchcraft.

Given that fact, and since there's two more episodes left, I'm pretty sure there'll be further revelations about what's going on here, and she might be working with or for some other villain. I mean, if they're really gonna do the Mephisto reveal (which I'm still hoping they won't), it's almost certain that it's gonna be Pietro. This episode's post-credits scene made it clear she's in cahoots with Agnes, and in the Halloween episode his weird hairdo (which most people thought was just a gag on his comic book hairstyle) did look like he had horns...

Anyway, whether Agnes/Agatha is working with someone else or by herself, she seemed to be yet again very interested in Billy and Tommy. Like I said upthread, I'm pretty sure the whole point of the simulation was to make Wanda and Vision have kids, and have them age faster so they'll manifest powers, and then Agnes (and her possible ally/boss Pietro) can take them away for whatever purpose she/they had in mind. I guess in the next episode Agnes is gonna crack a joke about witches eating children.

Tuomas, Saturday, 20 February 2021 21:18 (four years ago) link

Tommy and Billy - Steve Englehart, Richard Howell (1986)
Yes, Billy and Tommy were shown to be born in The Vision and the Scarlet Witch miniseries in 1986 by Englehart and Howell. But in that one, and in Englehart's West Coast Avengers run they weren't really proper characters, since they were, you know, just babies. And then John Byrne erased them. The versions of Tommy and Billy we see here, i.e. ones who have grown up to have superpowers and actual personalities, were really only created in 2005 by Allan Heinberg and Jim Cheung for Young Avengers.

Tuomas, Saturday, 20 February 2021 21:28 (four years ago) link

So did Agatha create the kids? Create the dog? Create Pietro? Heck, create and expand the hex? Is this something in line with her powers in the comics?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 February 2021 21:47 (four years ago) link

Kinda like how Groot first appeared in a 1960 horror comic by Jack Kirby, but the version of him that everyone loves (who's only similarity to horror version is being a sentient tree alien) was only introduced in the Annihilation: Conquest crossover in 2007 by Keith Giffen, who wanted to repurpose some obscure Marvel space aliens for his Star-Lord miniseries.

(xpost)

Tuomas, Saturday, 20 February 2021 21:48 (four years ago) link

So did Agatha create the kids? Create the dog? Create Pietro? Heck, create and expand the hex? Is this something in line with her powers in the comics?
No, I think the kids are real, Wanda and Vision really had them with the help of the simulation's magic. And the simulation was created for the exact purpose of providing an environment where the kids could be born and grow up. I don't think Agatha created Pietro either; any insight Pietro gained into the family could've easily been obtained by Agnes herself, so I don't think it makes sense for her to create him, especially since his presence only made Wanda more unstable.

Pietro too seems to pretty interested in the kids and their powers, so he seems to be working with Agatha, but who he really is (Mephisto, Pietro from the X-Men universe, or someone else) remains to be seen.

The expansion of the hex I think was Wanda's doing. Even if Agatha did create it (which we still don't know for sure she did), Wanda certainly had a fair bit of control over it.

In the comics, Agatha is a witch, and her power levels kinda vary between different stories, because magical powers in Marvel are typically not well defined. But I don't think she's ever shown to have reality-bending powers of this magnitude - Wanda is clearly the more powerful of the two, Agatha is just way older and more experienced.

Tuomas, Saturday, 20 February 2021 22:05 (four years ago) link

Yes, Billy and Tommy were shown to be born in The Vision and the Scarlet Witch miniseries in 1986 by Englehart and Howell. But in that one, and in Englehart's West Coast Avengers run they weren't really proper characters

they're not really proper characters here yet either!

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 22:11 (four years ago) link

Oh, and in the comics Wanda's magical powers are explained by her being a "nexus being" - a sort of a personification of the magic of the universe, of which there are only one in each parallel universe. That's why she's powerful enough to reality-warp the entire Earth, like she did in The House of M. This episode's fake ad with the "Nexus" brand antidepressant was clearly a nod to all that.

(xpost)

Tuomas, Saturday, 20 February 2021 22:11 (four years ago) link

they're not really proper characters here yet either!
Well, they have speaking roles, they're shown to have personalities, which are also different from each other. Obviously they're not (yet) as well defined as Wiccan and Speed in the comics, but they're clearly supposed to be them. Englehart only created two generic babies.

Tuomas, Saturday, 20 February 2021 22:19 (four years ago) link

that's a terrible way to talk about the Englehart family.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 22:37 (four years ago) link

Lol.

Tuomas, Saturday, 20 February 2021 22:43 (four years ago) link

First comics appearance of Agatha I remember is as Franklin Richards' babysitter, and she was good at that point, if fearsome.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 22 February 2021 13:30 (four years ago) link

Biggest questions that remain for me right now:

Are the kids real, and where did they come from?
How was Vision brought back to life (with independent agency), and how/why did Wanda steal his body (assuming she actually did)?
What is Agatha's goal? Is there any chance she is *not* the baddie at all, not even a secondary baddie, and this is an exercise in tough love to spark new Wanda powers into existence? (Which would be more in line with her comic book version)?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 February 2021 14:28 (four years ago) link

Are the kids real, and where did they come from?

Well Josh, when an android and a witch love each other very much...

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 February 2021 14:31 (four years ago) link

I'm assuming that the eighth episode will be addressing the main concern of non-comics fans, which is "Who the fuck is Agatha Harkness?", so at least your fifth question has a decent chance?

xp Tracer I sat on my hands for that specific joke :)

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 22 February 2021 14:32 (four years ago) link

willing to make the obvious joke on dis ting since 2001

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 February 2021 14:34 (four years ago) link

if we assume that the show's meta-asides are to be taken as messages from a reliable narrator (as they have so far wrt theme lyrics, visual asides suggesting not all is as it seems), Agatha is described in the song as insidious, perfidious and "messing up everything." She also admits to killing a dog with Wicked Witch of the West flair which is a cancelable offense these days so i figure her as a straight-up baddie, potentially in league with larger baddies tbd but likely already mentioned in this thread.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 15:18 (four years ago) link

Worth noting (or not, who even knows anymore) that, in the comics, Sparky is not a real live organic dog but rather a synthezoid dog created by Vision.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 February 2021 15:21 (four years ago) link

next ep to be directed by Tim Burton, focus on Agatha's father

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 15:22 (four years ago) link

We don't even know what's "real"/permanent in this world yet, so maybe the dog was, yeah, not real. I guess we'll see soon enough if she's a baddie or what kind of baddie she is. I only know Hahn as a comedic actor. Does she have compelling drama chops, too, that would make her a convincing villain? That's sort of another reason I think she may not be a villain, she seems like a good character to want/have around.

In this world, safe to assume Dr. Strange knows about this ongoing magical anomaly, right? What is his relationship with Agatha in the comics? Peers? Rivals?

For that matter, why is everything being directed like a TV show, or different eras of TV shows, at all? And why was it glitching last episode?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 February 2021 15:40 (four years ago) link

bet you were fun in Sunday School

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 15:47 (four years ago) link

I'm sayin': MOJO

(I really should've put money on Mojo being involved, could really make some bank on such a...longshot bet)

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 February 2021 15:48 (four years ago) link

xpost That's actually kind of funny, because as best as I can remember that's totally how I was in Sunday school!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 February 2021 15:54 (four years ago) link

i see your Mojo theory and raise you Arcade.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 17:37 (four years ago) link

(also i don't think making Agatha a baddie means she won't have a place in the ongoing universe; plenty of villains recur. Loki's gonna have his own series shortly!)

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 17:39 (four years ago) link

still hopeful that MCU Agatha won't turn out to be pure baddie

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 22 February 2021 17:51 (four years ago) link

she could be a Dr Freeze "I do bad to achieve good" type

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 17:55 (four years ago) link

Here's to hoping she bafflingly overemploys cold-related puns for the rest of the series.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:00 (four years ago) link

"Ice" to kill your dog

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:12 (four years ago) link

I know it's been remarked upon plenty of times now, but Kathryn Hahn's casting here is genius. I think the MCU, in general, has done a great job with casting choices.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:16 (four years ago) link

sorry I needed to find a place for this: https://tv.avclub.com/revisit-mary-kate-and-ashleys-diss-track-about-sister-e-1846326514

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:01 (four years ago) link

that fucking agatha song has been stuck in my head constantly

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:01 (four years ago) link

damn can't believe mary kate and asley called elizabeth "an oyster-faced superbitch"

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:09 (four years ago) link

W guest MC Eiht

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:14 (four years ago) link

No one's mentioned yet that the bunny she had was called Senor Scratch. Which was her son's name (Nicholas Scratch)

(only know this cos wikipedia, dont know the comic)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:52 (four years ago) link

the density of insider info on this show packed into visual touches and throwaway dialogue is impressive and appropriate for the "meta marvel" series. I assume falcon/winter soldier is gonna be more straightforward punchemup stuff.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:58 (four years ago) link

actually this bit re Scratch is interesting:
Scratch possesses vast indeterminate power through manipulation of the forces of magic. He has teleported, fired bolts of force and energy and has traveled between dimensions. He also has shown the ability to control and influence minds. He has animated gargoyles to serve him. He could gain more power by the tapping of extradimensional energy by invoking entities or objects of power existing in dimensions tangential to Earth's through the recitation of spells. He had the mental powers of mesmerism, thought-casting, illusion-casting, and mental-probing. For a time, Nicholas Scratch was deprived of his supernatural powers by a spell cast by Agatha Harkness.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 22 February 2021 22:01 (four years ago) link

And it's also another sort of potentially red herring, given "Mr. Scratch" is another nickname for the Devil.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 February 2021 22:23 (four years ago) link

At the least, there have been a *ton* of references to hell and the devil and whatnot, so either it's on purpose or it's ... on purpose.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 February 2021 22:24 (four years ago) link

JiC, crazy question but hear me out, do u think it’s possible Wein and Perez knew about that whole devil thing in 1977 when they came up with the marvel comics character Nicholas Scratch?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 22 February 2021 22:49 (four years ago) link

Was Nicolas Scratch a bunny? I don't know Wein and Perez, or Nicholas Scratch, I'm just talking about the show constantly hinting at hell and stuff possibly to throw off the scent of Mephisto by ... throwing the scent of Mephisto all over the place. A double reverse red herring. (Gotta say, I have no idea how I know who Mephisto is, either! But him I know.)

Red herring. Red. Hmm. You know who else is red ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:39 (three years ago) link

Oh since I didn't see anyone else mention it, just wanna lol real quick that, after all of the in-show mentions of and speculation about Monica's astrophysicist friend, it turned out to be just some random astrophysicist.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 02:57 (three years ago) link

Reports are that Feige expects COVID to keep fucking up working situations in the US for several years, with Black Panther 2 lined up, and Captain Marvel 2, Guardians 3, and possibly already-in-production Dr Strange (which shut down last month as hospitals in the UK became overwhelmed) being eyed to, move to Sydney after Thour For.

Looks like the thinking is that standing production and crews would stay bubbled on the Disney+ shows in Atlanta, but the film company would essentially set up in Australia, where it's safer to fly stars in and out to work. Chris Pratt is in Sydney now to film as Star-Lord in Love And Thunder (and presumably visit the paedophile-founded-and-protecting, album-chart-defrauding home church of his grifter org in the Hills), and Matt Damon was given special rich cunt permission to quarantine at Chris Hemsworth's house instead of being forced to pay for a hotel like citizens who can afford to return home in the first place.

Since 73 years remain on the free* lease that the state government gave to Rupert for the 27ha (32 acres) of public land that the studio stand on, and Disney acquired that lease when buying Fox, this might help make future Marvel movies profitable.

*actually he was given $25 million in bribes of taxpayer money to take it.

stilt in the wings (sic), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link

It's like the world's biggest most profitable content farm.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:23 (three years ago) link

but the film company would essentially set up in Australia, where it's safer to fly stars in and out to work.

NO. FUCK OFF. I am sick of the govt letting popstars/moviestars/politicians come and go with no quarantine and protection, how can they allow this.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:28 (three years ago) link

They're allowed to quarantine at Chris Hemsworth's house! No problem.

stilt in the wings (sic), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:56 (three years ago) link

it's settled, everyone who travels to australia gets to quarantine with a different member of the hemsworth fam.

a hemsworth in every pot!

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link

There's a new version of Name That Tune, or so I have been told. They wanted a live studio audience, and it was easier to fly everyone involved to Australia, have them quarantine and do it there, then find a way to do it here.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:08 (three years ago) link

I think it’s filmed using American expats who were already there.

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:22 (three years ago) link

I can't even tell if you're joking, but that's so silly it's probably true. They definitely flew over the hosts and band and I assume crew. I heard the host interviewed and she said she was given a hotel room with no keycard. She asked what was stopping her or anyone from leaving, and they said nothing ... but they wouldn't be able to get back in.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link

"RuPaul's Drag Race Australia" taped in New Zealand for extra safety. (They're changing the title to "Drag Race Down Under" for broadcast, which is obv better in several ways.)

stilt in the wings (sic), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:29 (three years ago) link

so silly it's probably true

apparently true btw!

stilt in the wings (sic), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link

Meantime further on the content farm, via Feige's TCA presentation just now:

They're wrapping Ms. Marvel. Hawkeye is shooting. She-Hulk is prepping to start and MoonKnight will follow. #TCA21

— AniVision (@anibundel) February 24, 2021

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link

As for the current series

A question if the MCU considered using Aaron Taylor-Johnson instead of Evan Peters in WandaVision. Feige does not answer the implied question, merely saying the choice was made "early." #TCA21

— AniVision (@anibundel) February 24, 2021

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link

And I was wondering about this

God bless the person who just asked about Season 2s for these D+ series (which was my question.) Feige says they're going to follow the story, but there are second seasons in the works for "some" series already. #TCA21

— AniVision (@anibundel) February 24, 2021

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:22 (three years ago) link

I'm psyched for the Hawkeye series... I've been re-reading the Kate Bishop books. Love the character; hope she is brought to screen in a somewhat faithful manner to how she was developed/portrayed by Kelly Thompson (and Matt Fraction before that).

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:31 (three years ago) link

Fraction's Hawkeye series is one of my favorite books ever

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:33 (three years ago) link

Hmmm.

Feige continues to insist the movies will not need anyone to have seen the Disney+ shows and vice versa. #TCA21

— AniVision (@anibundel) February 24, 2021

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link

And a couple more details

He does say that some shows are being built to be more open to future seasons, which WandaVision was not. It was built to go direct to big screen #TCA21

— AniVision (@anibundel) February 24, 2021

Feige gets asked if there an attempt to get the Netflix characters back under the control of the MCU.
He suggest the rumors of rights to characters online are wrong (he means Daredevil), but "maybe someday". #TCA21

— AniVision (@anibundel) February 24, 2021

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link

Lynch gets a mention in this interview with WandaVision’s DP:

What were some of your outside inspirations — David Lynch? “Pleasantville”?

Aesthetically, there were obviously some connections there [to “Pleasantville”]. But, I’ve always been a huge Lynch fan, and Lynch combined with “The Twilight Zone” was sort of the feeling that I wanted to get with the unease that was created when this sort of “Pleasantville” bubble of sitcom discomfort was disrupted. It was Lynchian, it was dark, it was disconcerting and a little bit more cinematic. I looked at a lot of “The Twilight Zone” as well. I enjoyed the tone they struck in earlier episodes.

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Thursday, 25 February 2021 04:58 (three years ago) link

lol @ Pleasantville. definitely a closer reference than Lynch

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 February 2021 05:28 (three years ago) link

Anyway:

Teyonah Parris dancing to #AgathaAllAlong. That is all. #MonicaRambeau #WandaVision pic.twitter.com/EdV06Twu5z

— Geeks of Color #BlackLivesMatter (@GeeksOfColor) February 25, 2021

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 February 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link

Also this:

Black people since #AgathaAllAlong dropped: pic.twitter.com/9D3ErJeQ4v

— DRYX 🐉 (@its_dryx) February 24, 2021

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 25 February 2021 20:33 (three years ago) link

dude who did that remix is Leland Philpot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7mXaMT-jA4

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 25 February 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

Holy shit I wish that was on the radio.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 February 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link

be patient, it likely will be
teyonah is the cutest

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 February 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

I sure am glad I'm watching this as it airs because the entire internet just seems to have dispensed with the notion of spoilers wrt this show. I mean I think I've already seen a spoiler image for the episode I won't get around to watching until tonight.

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 February 2021 13:31 (three years ago) link

P.S. Spider-Man 3 now officially subtitled No Way Home, let the speculation commence

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 February 2021 13:33 (three years ago) link

Ha, I clicked on this thread by habit, forgetting there was a new ep already, but ilx is reasonably good about spoilers. I've learned I just need to stay off Twitter completely though, since no amount of muting stops people absolutely intent on spoiling the show. As you say, not sure how you can just mute specific images for a show you haven't seen yet!

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 26 February 2021 14:41 (three years ago) link

the how is so much more interesting than the what I’m not overly fussed about spoilers but yeah, the game has changed from “no spoilers” to “get those clicks”

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 26 February 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link

Finally a place I can go that doesn't spoil the Lockjaw cameo in the post-credits sequence.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 February 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link

fyi there is once again a mid-credits scene

mookieproof, Friday, 26 February 2021 16:30 (three years ago) link

Anybody else completely uninterested in Morbius? Just not a fan of Jared Leto, and looks like he's going full-on Depp in an over-the-top interpretation.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 26 February 2021 16:32 (three years ago) link

I'd be surprised if anybody at all is interested in Morbius

Number None, Friday, 26 February 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link

i only recognize one Dr. Morbius and it ain't jared leto

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 February 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link

I'm a bit miffed that it wasn't Agatha all along.

I have no couch and I must stream (NotEnough), Friday, 26 February 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

Re: Morbius, I'm frankly shocked that one of Sony's (non-Venom) dumbass Spidey-adjacent projects actually made it to completion. I doubt that even most Marvel fans care enough about Morbius (a character that hasn't even been featured in the actual comics much over the past decade or two beyond a very brief solo series) to give a shit that he's getting his own movie.

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 February 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link

So there's Double Vision now

That means Agatha's husband is Lou Gramm. Didn't see that coming

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 17:45 (three years ago) link

Meantime, new interview with Anderson-Lopez/Lopez

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/26/arts/television/wandavision-agatha-all-along.html

("Meet" probably the most famous songwriting duo on Broadway/at Disney etc? Change that headline.)

Honestly this week's episode was among other things just an amazing tonal shift after having said song in my head off and on throughout the week.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 February 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link

original is commercially available but not the trap mix? c'mon folks.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 February 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

trap mix is fire

I have no couch and I must stream (NotEnough), Friday, 26 February 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link

I was kinda disappointed by this episode... I mean, at least the revelation that Wanda did actually (though unknowingly) create the simulation means that there'll be no Mephisto, but everything else is straight from the comics: Abnett & Lanning's miniseries (Wanda as the Nexus Being) + Byrne's West Coast Avengers (Wanda's kids aren't real and she goes koo-koo from the loss and becomes a villain) + Avengers Dissassembled/House of M (Wanda goes koo-koo again and creates an illusionary world where nothing bad happened). They even gave us Byrne's pale-skinned, emotionless Vision, for chrissakes! I was hoping this story to be a bit more imaginative and less derivative, but everything that happened here was pretty much what people had speculated before the series even began.

The only thing I liked was that Agnes/Agatha turned out to be more interesting than what the previous episodes twist made us think. She probably isn't even a villain rather than anti-hero, and she sought out Wanda because she suspected Wanda might be the Scarlet Witch/Nexus Being, which means she's a danger to the world and needs to be contained, or at least taught how to properly control her powers. So Agatha may become her mentor like she was in the comics after all.

Tuomas, Friday, 26 February 2021 20:43 (three years ago) link

yeah, I don't think she's going to be a Big Bad, which is good....

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 20:44 (three years ago) link

yo this episode is lit

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 26 February 2021 21:03 (three years ago) link

Hmm, well, I guess this episode answered a few questions, but its main point seemed to bringing Wanda the character more in line with her comic book counterpart.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 February 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

I have always liked the Byrne and Bendis versions of Wanda so I have no objection to her selfishly enslaving the town’s citizens. The way the story is going does seem to suggest her kids are imaginary, or at least created by her magic rather than being “real”

I am using your worlds, Friday, 26 February 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

Also please release the trap mix

I am using your worlds, Friday, 26 February 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

but its main point seemed to bringing Wanda the character more in line with her comic book counterpart
Yeah, and the whole backstory behind all this is so dumb. The only reason movie Wanda wasn't a mutant witch to begin with was because Marvel Studios didn't have the rights to use the mutants in movies. And now that they've reacquired the mutants, they spend a big part of this series just to retcon Age of Ultron so that she always was a mutant and always had the powers of her comic book counterpart.

Tuomas, Friday, 26 February 2021 22:21 (three years ago) link

Not a mutant, just a boring ol' witch.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 February 2021 22:25 (three years ago) link

How did her brother get powers, though?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 February 2021 22:25 (three years ago) link

Presumably they're both mutants, like in the comics. Wanda was born with chaos magic and Pietro with super speed.

Tuomas, Friday, 26 February 2021 22:34 (three years ago) link

And the Mind Stone just awakened/enhanced those powers.

Tuomas, Friday, 26 February 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

Great episode. Killer acting by the stars per usual. I loved the trip through unseen moments between the movies.
Don't miss the mid-credits scene, again!

Agatha definitely an interesting villain(?) as the intro is definitely... open to some kind of interpretation. Glad they went this route (maybe?) rather than keeping her as evil as the end of the song implied. Also, did they use some funky de-aging tech or was it just incredible makeup for her flashback?

Nhex, Friday, 26 February 2021 23:59 (three years ago) link

Also please release the trap mix

RELEASE THE SNYDER MIX

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Saturday, 27 February 2021 02:41 (three years ago) link

I dunno, I could easily wind up being wrong, but I think there's still some shit we don't know about what's happening and I don't think it's necessarily gonna shake out in the the way that us comics nerds might predict.

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:01 (three years ago) link

Like I don't think Wanda's suddenly a mutant now.

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:02 (three years ago) link

good stuff. kinda bummed it’s almost over.

to the extent that the color coding means anything, it seems meaningful that Wanda’s zip zaps are always red, but the Vision she law of attraction manifested zip zapped to life in mind stone yellow? presumably that Vision + zombie Vision is how we get our Vision back?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:04 (three years ago) link

Did not really like this episode, much much much too much emoting and "OH THE POWER OF GRIEF OH THE POWER OF LOVE" in extruded MCU product mode, which is exactly what I have been liking this show for not being -- BUT all that said, on a very basic level of story-writing they continue to take this places I had not anticipated -- I had not at all considered the idea that the whole Vision-corpse stealing thing was fabricated and that we'd be set up for an epic Vision-Vision battle in the final ep. That is extremely satisfying.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:04 (three years ago) link

Oh shit, that's an h, not a b. Well, sorry for bolded spoilers.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:05 (three years ago) link

Which, speaking of which, I am totally not getting spoilers for this on Twitter, Mandalorian was much worse in this respect! I wonder what this says about my feed.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:05 (three years ago) link

Anyway, after all the endless theorizing about Agnes I like that she's apparently neither the Big Bad nor a secret ally, but just an opportunistic witch who eats other witches' witchcraft and was drawn to the presence of a witch so powerful. They found an unexpected (to me) way to go.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:07 (three years ago) link

In particular, “What is grief if not love persevering?” is exactly the kind of dire line this show has mostly avoided grinding into the screen. Come on.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:10 (three years ago) link

I’ll allow it. Vision is explicitly naive and corny like that.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:41 (three years ago) link

I thought that line was really, really wonderful

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:42 (three years ago) link

Just watching a little YT blurb on the Loki show and not only does it look worthy of the same love WandaVision is getting, the logo that I thought was "well, that's ... interesting", now is obviously tied to the MCU early Loki working as a Time Agent against various other Loki versions , that again, I'm just impressed and so, so happy that there's such an attention to setting up the stories, environments, and the characters, as opposed to just hand-waving over powers and character actions that the non-MCU and DC seem to do. Years of Nicholas Hammond bad rope tossing devotion pays off.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:49 (three years ago) link

Xpost me too.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 04:00 (three years ago) link

Yeah, that Vision line was great. Don't know why you'd hate on that of all things.

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 February 2021 04:03 (three years ago) link

epic Vision-Vision

I've seen people suspecting that Bettany's hyping of a big guest star in the final episode might be him cheekily alluding to ... himself, as other Vision.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 February 2021 04:04 (three years ago) link

A couple of other things about this episode. One ... no song, right? Two, no Monica or Pietro, right? So ... where are they? Or I guess where is *she*, assuming Pietro was not real or was Agatha in disguise. (Have there been no scenes with Agatha *and* Pietro*?) If the kids are not real, then how did Agatha get them, hide them, capture them? I can't believe there is only one episode of this left, or am I right that it's definitive that there *is* just one or maybe *two* left (which is kind of a cool advantage of not doing this on a standard network)?

Lotsa questions to be answered, and still wouldn't be shocked if this ends on an unresolved cliffhanger, with Wanda in another time/dimension, by force or choice, to be addressed in Dr. Strange 2 or something.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 February 2021 04:12 (three years ago) link

I was skimming reviews of this episode and the person writing for Indiewire has very clearly never seen an episode of the Dick Van Dyke show

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 27 February 2021 04:19 (three years ago) link

The walnut episode is comedy cannon ffs!

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 27 February 2021 04:42 (three years ago) link

it's possible to be under 49 and also not to be American

One ... no song, right?

no period sitcom, no period sitcom theme. you got two last week!

Two, no Monica or Pietro, right? So ... where are they? Or I guess where is *she*, assuming Pietro was not real or was Agatha in disguise. (Have there been no scenes with Agatha *and* Pietro*?) If the kids are not real, then how did Agatha get them, hide them, capture them?

a lot of this is explicitly addressed in expository dialogue in the episode. the vast majority of the characters in other episodes do not appear in this episode, especially the "present day" setting in the episode. Pietro is a major character in this episode (but Fietro, if you will, is not).

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Saturday, 27 February 2021 05:16 (three years ago) link

“What is grief if not love persevering?”

Nothing dire about this line at all. I know at least three people who've already spoken about how much having a feeling distilled down into those few words really meant a lot to them.

I guess it might be dire if you're an asshole, though.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 27 February 2021 05:50 (three years ago) link

That line was excellent and this was a highly moving episode; I’m seeing a lot of criticism coming from people intimately familiar with the comics it turned out to be very heavily based on, which, fine... but this added dimension of the sitcoms and her grief is really hitting home. The acting has been excellent, the sets amazing, and the show has not made a single misstep. It’s a small miracle.

akm, Saturday, 27 February 2021 06:07 (three years ago) link

I agree that the parts about Wanda's grief were the best in the episode. The movies, having multiple main characters and being structured around action scenes, barely even touched the fact that her parents, her twin brother and her partner have all been killed tragically, and what that must've been like for her. So it's great that a series like this has space to address the grief, and the idea that sitcoms were comfort food for her during hard times, and that's why she made Westview like it is, was great.

If the kids are not real, then how did Agatha get them, hide them, capture them?
They are real in the sense that Wanda created them with her chaos magic. The simulated Vision is shown to have a mind and agency of his own outside Wanda's control, so presumably the kids have that too. It's even possible that Wanda actually gave birth to them instead of just creating them out of thin air like the Vision, so they might be biological humans and not made of magic like the Vision, meaning that they can leave the simulation.

Tuomas, Saturday, 27 February 2021 07:36 (three years ago) link

enjoyed this episode a lot but also enjoying the thought that marvel studios spent $200m solely to give mcu wanda a reason to use her superhero name

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 February 2021 08:01 (three years ago) link

man this episode made me cry so much

i have zero connection to the comics so it was all just character for me & i loved it. just the unfolding of how completely she turned inward in her grief, and the added detail of why she chose that location was such a gutpunch

and that line grief is just love persevering is <3
i have some dear friends who have struggled for years w the loss of a loved one & that line just crystallizes what that process really means & why some ppl do struggle for a long long time

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 27 February 2021 08:05 (three years ago) link

I was hoping this story to be a bit more imaginative and less derivative, but everything that happened here was pretty much what people had speculated before the series even began.

People have speculated a lot of things though - remember the aerospace engineer that was definitely going to be Reed Richards? The choices they make touch on the comics, but have made this actual great story that's in front of us.

she sought out Wanda because she suspected Wanda might be the Scarlet Witch/Nexus Being

I think that's a little more than the episode says, she seems just drawn to powerful magic and realises after taking a trip through Wanda's head that this is what's going on.

It's worth acknowledging the other person in the two-hander - Elizabeth Olsen is great, but Kathryn Hahn keeps up with her.

I am amused that for all the furious speculation that I've seen (here and elsewhere) I've not seen anyone prior to this notice that the footage of Wanda stealing the Vision doesn't show Wanda stealing the Vision.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 27 February 2021 09:21 (three years ago) link

I was hoping this story to be a bit more imaginative and less derivative, but everything that happened here was pretty much what people had speculated before the series even began.

People have speculated a lot of things though - remember the aerospace engineer that was definitely going to be Reed Richards? The choices they make touch on the comics, but have made this actual great story that's in front of us.
Of course I didn't mean that everything people speculated came true, just that the plot beats (especially in this episode) are taken almost directly from the comics instead of tweaking them so people familiar with the source material can be pleasantly surprised. Take the Civil War, for example... It has Zemo as a villain, but his character is almost completely overhauled from the comic book version, in a way that makes him fresh and a better fit for the more "realistic" setting of the MCU. And it has the Civil War, the titular conflict between pro- and anti-registration factions, but the way it is set up and the way is resolved is quite different (and better) than in the comics.

Whereas here, it turns out everything is almost the same as in the comic books arcs that inspired it: Agatha Harkness, her powers and character; Wanda's reality-warping and the reasons for it; Vision fighting against Wanda's manipulation; Tommy and Billy not being "real"; the source of Wanda's powers and her Nexus Being status... And the most interesting potential plot twist that isn't from any comic book, the suggestion that the Pietro was taken from X-Men universe and planted in this one, and everything that would've entailed, was disproved in this episode. He's just a fake Pietro.

So yeah, I'm still enjoying the series, but the further it goes the more it feels like the "proper" sitcom episodes were actually the most interesting and innovative part of it, and all the revelations in the last couple of eps are mostly treading a very familiar ground.

Tuomas, Saturday, 27 February 2021 10:06 (three years ago) link

Familiar to a very small percentage of the viewers, though.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 27 February 2021 10:48 (three years ago) link

T-dogg has been posting excitedly itt for months about the ways he thought or anticipated this was differing from the comics, the context of disappointment is personal

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Saturday, 27 February 2021 11:16 (three years ago) link

Yeah that's fair, my apologies.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 27 February 2021 12:18 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I don't doubt the show is still very exciting to the 99% of viewers who're not familiar with the source material, like Vegemitegrrl said above. I guess my point is only that in the previous works they'd been pretty good at making it unexpected and exciting for us Marvel geeks too, and this is the first time I felt they kinda failed at that. Though I guess the final episode can still give us some curveballs, we'll see.

Tuomas, Saturday, 27 February 2021 13:49 (three years ago) link

this seemed to be the suspicions-confirming episode which is fine, but it also makes me wonder why they structured this thing like a mystery box to begin with. we didn’t learn anything that wasn’t heavily hinted at in previous episodes, and the stuff that we did learn felt like retconning wanda’s inconsistent personality from the films. and the final reveal didn’t really work without the layers of extra-textual knowledge that viewers already bring to the table. we’ve known she’s the scarlet witch since 2015. the next episode needs to prove why we should give a crap she’s the scarlet witch beyond the leo dicaprio pointing meme.

that said, the scene with vision was great and it needed to be, to provide a real emotional foundation for the core relationship of the show

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Saturday, 27 February 2021 15:45 (three years ago) link

I am amused that for all the furious speculation that I've seen (here and elsewhere) I've not seen anyone prior to this notice that the footage of Wanda stealing the Vision doesn't show Wanda stealing the Vision.

Me, last week! "how/why did Wanda steal his body (assuming she actually did)?

Still expecting a reveal/hint of another villain, still not expecting a tidy wrap up. Leave the viewers wanting more in the lead up to Spider Man 3 and Dr. Strange 2, especially given the stuff on deck (Falcon, Black Widow, Eternals, Shang-Chi, maybe even Loki - these are all in the can, right?) doesn't seem like it would offer much of a continuation of the supernatural/multiverse stuff. Who knows when and how any of these movies will actually show up, anyway.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:13 (three years ago) link

Loki may indeed involve multiversal themes (multichronal themes, at the very least)

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:21 (three years ago) link

Which makes sense. Though we don't necessarily know the tone of the show yet, whether it will be an adventure or drama or comedy or something in between. No one had any idea what WandaVision would be or be like until it actually aired, right?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link

Okay fine, no-one except Josh, who has acclimatised to the multiverse as a way of believing in everything at once.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:32 (three years ago) link

This was the trailer from last September:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9J2ecsSpo

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link

Anyway, per observations above, that line is landing hard elsewhere:

I have lost several dear friends, both parents, and a son. I hated my own sorrow until tonight, when I heard: "But, what is grief, if not love, persevering?" Heart-healing poetry. Thank you, @wandavision. pic.twitter.com/9nENdIGHSs

— ralphgarman (@RalphGarman) February 27, 2021

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link

it was also his gentle delivery, where it wasn't just Vision being left-brained and logical, but trying to understand human emotion and comfort her despite still adapting to how humans think and feel.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link

Something I saw noted somewhere else. When Wanda removes the infinity stone from his forehead in Infinity War, he says "It’s alright. I just feel you." In this ep, when she holds her hand over his disembodied head, she says "I can't feel you." Also noted elsewhere that when Wanda is introduced to the mind stone, in a sense this episode sort of shows that Vision had an attraction to her even back then, when his soul was embodied in the stone.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 February 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

the "i can't feel you" was pretty heartbreaking

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link

There are still friends of mine floating the Mephisto theory and I think that's nuts. To expand Agnes's arc gradually over multiple episodes and then abruptly interrupt it to throw a new baddie into a one hour finale?

I could easily be wrong but I would hate it at this point. If he was going to be the one, it should have happened by now.

I think Heyward is pretty obviously the real baddie. He inspired the anomaly and used it to repower White Vision!

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

I'm probably wrong (duh) but that's what I mean with my another baddie/cliffhanger suspicion. That the final episode (or two, we don't know for sure) will maybe reveal Agatha as less evil than she seems, Heyward as perhaps even more villainous than he seems, and maybe something else going on. With let's say just one episode left, is that enough to resolve Vision's quest (I assume a merging of Wanda-Vision and the just introduced White-Vision), the more or less just introduced as who she really is Agatha, the barely introduced as superpowered Monica, the still mysterious twins, getting Wanda under control, etc? There are a lot of balls (and exposition) in the air for just 50 more minutes left.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 February 2021 19:11 (three years ago) link

Aw man I think I've just worked out what Paul Bettany's been on about this whole time.

He's been trailing for ages that there's a non-leaked actor he gets to play against that he's wanted to for years and nobody has guessed who it is, leading to speculation there must be some big be still to come.

I started thinking about how that knocked out every Avengers co-star then it struck me - it's himself, isn't it. It's Red Vision Vs White Vision. Well played.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Saturday, 27 February 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link

One of the good things about the way this show has developed is that there is in fact no baddie!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 27 February 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link

trauma is the baddie

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Saturday, 27 February 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link

didn’t love trauma in the comics tbh

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Saturday, 27 February 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link

Falcon/Winter Soldier start date is 3/19, two weeks after WandaVision finale.

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Saturday, 27 February 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

I half wonder if on Friday the 12th there'll be one of those Disney Gallery episodes as with The Mandalorian where they go into the making of WandaVision.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 27 February 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link

Didn't they say they were going to do a making-of show?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 February 2021 22:20 (three years ago) link

'Assembled: The Making of WandaVision' premieres March 12, 2021 on Disney+
?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 February 2021 22:21 (three years ago) link

Ah well, there you go!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 27 February 2021 22:22 (three years ago) link

Very good. I haven't seen much of the Mandalorian making-of, but if it's the same quality I'll happily watch that

Nhex, Saturday, 27 February 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link

Am I missing something or is Agatha All Along anything more than a tweaked Munsters Today theme?

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Sunday, 28 February 2021 00:20 (three years ago) link

That's the whole point!

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 February 2021 00:21 (three years ago) link

Some good tweets from the writer of the episode:

I told a therapist once that my trauma defined me. She said no: It shapes you.

It was paramount to the writers of #WandaVison to not just look at where Wanda has been, but to spend time with her there. To give space & voice to her grief, to her loss.

To watch her take shape. https://t.co/4OPn2Ux7M8

— Laura Donney (@LMdonney) February 26, 2021

The response to this episode has been so meaningful. TV writing is a group effort, & in our case, a beautiful one. Heres to our fearless and heartful leader #jacschaeffer and the entire writers room:

— Laura Donney (@LMdonney) February 27, 2021

Worried I’m gonna lose all my new WandaVision followers once they realize all I do is tweet about being Jewish and loving my Aunt.

— Laura Donney (@LMdonney) February 28, 2021

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 February 2021 03:14 (three years ago) link

<3

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 28 February 2021 04:21 (three years ago) link

I'll reword my question then - why on earth are people losing their shit about a retooled Munsters theme?

(As an aside, thinking about this made me realise the Munsters theme shares a hell of a lot of DNA with the Flintstones theme but I suppose you'll tell me that should be in the "old when you realised" thread)

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Sunday, 28 February 2021 09:19 (three years ago) link

(I did not know Munsters Today even existed until your previous post but) have you noticed that any of the other episodes, or the beginning of this one, contain riffs on sitcom themes of yore?

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 10:27 (three years ago) link

On the one hand, the reaction to Agatha After All is considerably more hype than the other tunes.

On the other hand, isn't most of the hype about the remix?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 28 February 2021 10:50 (three years ago) link

I didn't notice anything else sitcommy but since most of the other themes have been for shows that either weren't broadcast or are largely unknown in the UK (e.g. Dick van Dyke show, which I'm aware of but have never seen more than a couple of eps of) that maybe isn't surprising. Or just more recent things like Malcolm in the Middle or Modern Family that I just haven't seen so wouldn't know if it slapped me round the face.

But this is different from them, this is a show not directly referenced by the visuals (and not in the Maximoff dvd library as seen in ep8).

Actually I saw an interview after ep7 where they said it sounded like it fitted so well because they'd shared the theme with other score writers and they had left clues to it in the rest of the soundtrack.

Hype absolutely not just around the remix e.g.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pFne_gwjQk

Maybe it's just the Frozen effect, like Let It Go.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Sunday, 28 February 2021 11:13 (three years ago) link

most of the reaction is to its narrative function, not to the melody

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 11:13 (three years ago) link

the 80s and '00s "sitcom themes" are very definitely making specific musical and visual references to specific sitcoms of the referenced eras.

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 11:16 (three years ago) link

most of the reaction is to its narrative function, not to the melody

Vs

On the other hand, isn't most of the hype about the remix?

Remixes not notably about narrative function.

As I said, I'm not familiar enough with the contents of the Maximoff Blockbuster Suitcase to recognise they're straight lifts from them but this is still different as The Munsters wasn't in there (that I could see, happy to be corrected). I suppose possibly the answer is the other themes are created by Wanda and this by Agatha so <shrugs>. What do I know.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Sunday, 28 February 2021 11:29 (three years ago) link

what is going on here??

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 28 February 2021 12:17 (three years ago) link

I have not had the same experience as Andrew re: the alleged "remix" (one of several trap bootlegs afaik?), cf

btw I can't get that Agatha theme song out of my head

― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, February 20, 2021 3:00 PM (one week ago)

knowing that it's her actually singing it just makes that song even more delightful

― Nhex, Sunday, February 21, 2021 5:58 AM (one week ago)

if we assume that the show's meta-asides are to be taken as messages from a reliable narrator (as they have so far wrt theme lyrics, visual asides suggesting not all is as it seems), Agatha is described in the song as insidious, perfidious and "messing up everything." She also admits to killing a dog with Wicked Witch of the West flair

― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, February 23, 2021 2:18 AM (five days ago)

that fucking agatha song has been stuck in my head constantly

― tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Tuesday, February 23, 2021 6:01 AM (five days ago)

Meantime, new interview with Anderson-Lopez/Lopez

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/26/arts/television/wandavision-agatha-all-along.html

("Meet" probably the most famous songwriting duo on Broadway/at Disney etc? Change that headline.)

Honestly this week's episode was among other things just an amazing tonal shift after having said song in my head off and on throughout the week.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, February 27, 2021 6:27 AM (yesterday)

Agatha definitely an interesting villain(?) as the intro is definitely... open to some kind of interpretation. Glad they went this route (maybe?) rather than keeping her as evil as the end of the song implied. Also, did they use some funky de-aging tech or was it just incredible makeup for her flashback?

― Nhex, Saturday, February 27, 2021 10:59 AM (yesterday)

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 12:24 (three years ago) link

yeah sorry i just don't get this whole latest back and forth about the agatha song, and the 'hype', and some remix somewhere, and that it sounds like the munsters... what's the bone of contention exactly?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 28 February 2021 12:45 (three years ago) link

“people like something but still wanna complain about it.”

- ILX

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 28 February 2021 12:48 (three years ago) link

aldo didn’t know that the other sitcom themes sounded like sitcom themes*, so he’s latched on to Agatha sounding like one he knows, and is thus fixating on the melody being pastiched, rather than on it being a fun way to do a plot reveal

* 100% fair obv

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 12:51 (three years ago) link

other ppl are enjoying being earwormed by the catchy fun joke that delivered a narrative twist. aldo is confused bcz he just thinks of The Munsters if he plays the tune in his head, and thinks he must be missing something, so asked if he’s missing something

no big deal in any direction rly

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 12:55 (three years ago) link

lol okay

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 28 February 2021 12:59 (three years ago) link

i do like that the episode is called 'breaking the fourth wall' and there is this unsettling slippage about who, in fact, the audience is for agatha's theme/montage. it's us, mainly, and serves its delicious reveal function to us, but does wanda 'see' it, too? no, i think?

'fietro' = a+

this whole episode was amazing imo. the moment we see vision being remade in the 50s world, and he looks at wanda, and they just assume their roles, and then we see the sets and the lights.. ahhh directly into my veins plz

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 28 February 2021 13:03 (three years ago) link

But this is different from them, this is a show not directly referenced by the visuals

again, not knowing what Munsters Today is, but: the Agatha All Along titles show a 1960s b&w supernatural sitcom transplanted to whenever the present day is. sooooo??

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 13:08 (three years ago) link

aldo didn’t know that the other sitcom themes sounded like sitcom themes*, so he’s latched on to Agatha sounding like one he knows, and is thus fixating on the melody being pastiched, rather than on it being a fun way to do a plot reveal

* 100% fair obv

aldo makes minor point about song which is blowing up on social media in the real world sounding like something else and so confused by why it's so popular, sic-signal activated, above strawman erroneously deployed.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Sunday, 28 February 2021 13:12 (three years ago) link

My point is entirely about earworming beyond the narrative of the show, and why this. But I suppose why *anything* trends on social media.

(I could have guessed the themes used for the sitcoms were direct references and lifts from the things they're directly parodying.)

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Sunday, 28 February 2021 13:19 (three years ago) link

That particular one went viral because it’s the culmination of the musical theme that has been building throughout all of the other themes, it’s tied to a massive plot point, and it’s bad ass.

Re: the first point, watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIS8P6plRvM

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Sunday, 28 February 2021 14:00 (three years ago) link

Did anyone else post that music analysis clip, where it's pointed out that they incorporated the same three or four note motif into all the different theme songs? And, just to make it more fun, it's built around a tritone interval, aka "The Devil's Interval?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIS8P6plRvM

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 February 2021 14:03 (three years ago) link

Holy shit! Twins!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 February 2021 14:03 (three years ago) link

it sounded like it fitted so well because they'd shared the theme with other score writers and they had left clues to it in the rest of the soundtrack.

I pointed that out earlier but it was more fun to imply I'm televisually illiterate.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Sunday, 28 February 2021 14:09 (three years ago) link

STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD, ME

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Sunday, 28 February 2021 14:11 (three years ago) link

it was aldo, all along!

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 February 2021 14:18 (three years ago) link

re: music theory, it’s a kind of major tritone sound found in the lydian mode, which is also prominently used in the theme song for the longest running sitcom of all time

the siiimp sooons

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Sunday, 28 February 2021 14:37 (three years ago) link

who’s that goat-legged fellow? i like the cut of his jib

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 February 2021 15:47 (three years ago) link

Man this is just making me wish one of the opening credit parodies was an animated Simpsons riff! They have the rights to it all too!

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:17 (three years ago) link

If they hadn’t skipped from Family Ties to Malcolm in the Middle, they could have put The Simpsons in that slot.

On a related note, someone on Twitter asked “what sitcoms would you find refuge in if you were Wanda” and the first one that came to mind was Good Times, which feels like a great way of showing how even something as “universal” as using sitcoms to escape reality isn’t universal

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:30 (three years ago) link

When I saw this I threw my typewriter out the window. You just can't touch this 😭 pic.twitter.com/ihvcFXjtfd

— ben "slenderben" flores (@limitlessjest) February 28, 2021

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link

it's the culmination of the musical theme that has been building throughout all of the other themes

The Lopez-Andersons also talk about this in the interview that Ned posted.

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link

(flip that name & reverse it, lol)

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link

I thought for sure I saw a promotional image that showed Wanda sitting in what appeared to be the Conners' kitchen so I was disappointed that that never happened.

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:41 (three years ago) link

I could totally imagine finding comfort in something like, say, "What's Happening," which I watched the hell out of, or "Laverne & Shirley"/"Happy Days" (which itself was already retro comfort food), but based on the other garbage I watched as a kid I would end up in something like "Cheers," "MASH," "Dukes of Hazzard," "A-Team" or "Knight Rider," shows I'd probably want to avoid living in for a myriad of reasons.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:42 (three years ago) link

Wanda killed Roseanne

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:43 (three years ago) link

We've been watching "Maude" lately -- is there a thread to discuss that? Something for old sitcoms? It's pretty great; I wasn't familiar with most of those old Norman Lear shows.

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:44 (three years ago) link

On a related note, someone on Twitter asked “what sitcoms would you find refuge in if you were Wanda” and the first one that came to mind was Good Times, which feels like a great way of showing how even something as “universal” as using sitcoms to escape reality isn’t universal

Pretty much. Even with the in-universe reality I was thinking "I dunno, Dad Maximoff, looks like you left a few out there." Not that there was any way in the universe they were going to be able to riff on The Cosby Show, but Good Times definitely came to mind, Family Matters as well. I kinda loved the Living Single mockups I was seeing on Twitter.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link

Oh, yeah, "Cosby Show" would be in the mix. (And guess what: I've never seen "Roseanne"!)

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:48 (three years ago) link

...Stop.

No, literally stop what you're doing right now and go watch Roseanne. The first five seasons are about as good as tv gets.

I...how is that even possible?!?

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link

At least I know who and what Roseanne is, lol!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:26 (three years ago) link

lol, I will grant you that.

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:26 (three years ago) link

Allo Allo

I have no couch and I must stream (NotEnough), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link

Allo Allo - classic or dud?

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:44 (three years ago) link

Notably, Roseanne had an entire season that turned out to be a dream/fantasy/coping mechanism.

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:49 (three years ago) link

sic-signal activated... more fun to imply I'm televisually illiterate.

I repeatedly noted that I also do not know every theme or show being referenced, and that your questions were entirely reasonable

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:49 (three years ago) link

Looking back I’m kinda bummed they couldn’t have found room for an episode centered around “The Nanny.” The theme song and opening is classic.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link

She’d been finding new happiness on a super-team
‘Til a robot killed her husband in one of those crushing scenes
What was she to do, where was she to go, she was just left to wanderrrr

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link

So in her car to Westview, the foundation was poured
She was there to start a family but her heart had been torn
She had grief
Had despair
She was there
That’s how she made the hex

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 28 February 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link

hm. well! So!

I'm not totally sold on the sudden shift of style here? Considering the "dark things lurking within the candy coating" approach we've been presented with thus far on the inside of the hex and the Iron Giant-esque "Scooby-Doo gang wrests control of the case from the uncaring government agency" story on the outside, this episode may have pulled a little too far outside of its lane for me to stay suspended in disbelief. Hahn (who has been a mostly understated joy until now) got backed into a corner with Agatha's dialogue and ended up sounding like a didactic Pinhead from Hellraiser, leading Wanda from set to set in an attempt to crack her egg. Everything got very serious, very melodramatic, very SURPRISE REVEAL! PLOT TWIST! SUDDEN SHOCKING RELATIONSHIP POINT! END ON THE POPULAR NAME OF THE CHARACTER WHICH HAS NEVER! BEEN! USED! UNTIL NOW!!! Before it began, this was how i thought the whole series was gonna be like and I've been pleased we've mostly found ways around the obvious. Until now. Which suggests the producer are gonna fall back on heavy dark expository when they need to move the rock forward instead of playing by the rules they established and that's a little disappointing.

As far as the level of melodrama in both action and script, I think that's really a question of where you're at as a viewer? I find the "love is never having to say you're sorry" over-intentionally humanizing moments of the MCU more than a little hamhanded and too simplistic, sadistic and freudian (oh, so the reason she's created a simulated sitcom asylum is because her mother and father were killed by a bomb when they were watching Dick Van Dyke, say no more, everything makes sense now) for me to feel genuinely touched... but we're all pretty bruised right now so, if it works for you, who am I to judge? On a separate point - and one that likely deserves an essay if one hasn't already been written - given that Kirby/Lee were doing Douglas Sirk-style hypermelodrama romance comics long before they repurposed much of that angst into the Avengers and X-Men should indicate just how baked-in to the formula this glurge is. People have been bitching about too much of it being in the books for over sixty years, why should now be any different?

The television guy in me is frustrated at the lack of cohesion and whiplash between narratives and tone from episode to episode. Another pass or two on the totality of the script might have integrated everything more seamlessly so that we don't have the bad guy's origin showing up near the end of the "film" or have us forced into spending nearly two (well-crafted but probably not necessary) hours in TV Land without a little more guidance as to the parameters of the larger story arc.

The comic book guy in me doesn't appreciate the apparent turn toward the "mad chaos witch" storyline and Wanda as unwitting hysteric being manipulated by impossibly greater power. Yes, it's a plot that dates back to ancient Grecian drama and yes I am sure they'll put a bow on this before the end to show Wanda controlling her power and reclaiming her sense of self and self-control and STRONG WOMEN so that Twitter doesn't eat them alive... but the fact remains that a LOT of Marvel's modern roster of strong female superhero characters in TV/movies/comics (Black Widow, Gamora, Wasp, Jessica Jones, and now Wanda) come out of "abuse as character development" crucibles. I'm not happy to see that trope re-emerge here.

More geekily, White Vision is my least favorite incarnation of the character and, while I'm sure that the impending Vision v Vision action sequence is going to look very good, it's of extremely little interest to me.

BUT! WandaVision has been surprisingly ambitious in what it has been trying to do and how it presents its story and it remains unpredictable and engaging. The production values are super high and the acting and writing are generally better than they have any real reason to be. It continues to navigate the narrow tightrope of not being too much for the comic nerds and not leaving them out of the conversation. I'm still anxious to see the way they tie this up, but - with plenty more of this on the horizon - I am not exactly gonna be sorry to see it go or clamoring for a return to this style. Nonetheless, WV has been an unexpected improvement over past attempt to introduce this universe to episodic long-form visual media for a modern audience. I genuinely want to see what Marvel Studios does after this, which surprises me.

I've also been amused at people confusing bold and spoiler tags on this thread, so thanks for that.

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That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link

I agree with the general complaint re: the development/origin of female characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but leaving out that virtually every hero they’ve introduced has been put through the meat grinder is suspect to me. I think the only one who hasn’t been through some abjectly awful shit as part of their story is Falcon?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Sunday, 28 February 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link

Like, the primary way depth is added to all of these characters is by doing evil, shitty to them, whether it’s part of their origin stories or part of how they’re used in the stories. It’s virtually a genre requirement.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Sunday, 28 February 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

I also think that pointing out all of the shit that has happened to this character and exploring her reaction to it is a reasonable hook for a storyline; the show after all is reminding us of what MCU Wanda has gone through already. Honestly, the criticism of Unnecessary Trauma is more apt for how they’re handling Monica, considering that they killed off her mother in order to make her a sympathetic foil for Wanda and the other major character grappling with loss when, in the comics, both of her parents were alive and well throughout most if not all of her Avengers tenure.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Sunday, 28 February 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link

oh, so the reason she's created a simulated sitcom asylum is because her mother and father were killed by a bomb when they were watching Dick Van Dyke, say no more, everything makes sense now

I read this more as: watching old sitcoms is how she dealt with trauma from a young age and now as a powered adult she's dealing with trauma by living in an old sitcom.

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 February 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link

Old Lunch OTM

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:10 (three years ago) link

Yea that's how I read it too. It's literally what she was doing before her parents were killed.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:21 (three years ago) link

I read this more as: watching old sitcoms is how she dealt with trauma from a young age and now as a powered adult she's dealing with trauma by living in an old sitcom.

Right, exactly and of course; we're saying the same thing. But that's extremely simplistic and A->B in execution and dare i say "comic-booky". And that is fine unless you also want me to have some kind of deep emotional connection to the characters as complexly formed individuals, which is what the direction seems to suggest. It's asking to have it both ways imo. Again, if that works for you, I'm not complaining! Just doesn't get anywhere near my feelings.

leaving out that virtually every hero they’ve introduced has been put through the meat grinder is suspect to me

i mean, there's a lot of different marvel origin stories and ways to read them? You could say that Captain America was bullied as a kid, Thor had an abusive father, Tony Stark was a POW and let's not even talk about poor Uncle Ben, etc; but it's women who bear the brunt of the worst abuse - especially as an expression of or manifestation against abject helplessness - as origin in comics and who are routinely immobilized or unable to control themselves under duress.

the criticism of Unnecessary Trauma is more apt for how they’re handling Monica

Absolutely, you're helping my point.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

It goes without saying that there are also far fewer female characters so how each one is represented becomes that much more important! Marvel has been less horrible about this of late: Carol Danvers and Kamala Khan and Squirrel Girl and Moon Girl are good examples of their evolution. And of course trauma doesn't have to equal abuse: the woman Thor saga that Jason Aaron put together (presumably coming to a multiplex near you soon enough) hinges on Jane Foster dying of cancer. I'm just not excited about a project this big and influential and groundbreaking reverting to the mean.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:40 (three years ago) link

The whole family used American sitcom families as a model, an aspiration for the life they wanted to build. They directly used the language of American sitcoms as a practical tool of communication, while collectively fantasizing about an ideal future.

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:41 (three years ago) link

xps

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:42 (three years ago) link

otm

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:43 (three years ago) link

i am tempted to grab a random issue of OHotMU and start making a list of origin stories that don't explicitly hinge on trauma (Wundarr the Aquarian came to mind immediately) but i really should be doing something productive...

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:47 (three years ago) link

I am specifically talking about the MCU implementation of these characters.

Iron Man: was blown up by his own company’s weapons and had to invent something to keep shrapnel out of his heart
Captain America: was locked in ice for 70 years, losing all of his friends and the love of his life
Thor: his brother betrayed and tried to kill him
Hulk: became Hulk (yes this is shaky)
Hawkeye: pretty clean origin but then gets put through the wringer in the movies by having Quicksilver die in front of him, then having his whole family blipped out of existence, then having his best friend sacrifice herself for him
Black Widow: sterilized as part of her assassin training
Winter Soldier: physically mutilated, rebuilt by Nazis into a brainwashed super soldier, murders Iron Man’s parents
Black Panther: father murder in front of him
Scarlet Witch: parents killed by Stark tech, brother killed by Ultron, lover killed by Thanos
Vision: relatively clean origin, although he was intended to be the murderous new chassis for Ultron, but then killed by his lover, brought back from the dead, then killed by Ultron
Falcon: secret agent with flying backpack, relatively clean origin
War Machine: clean origin, accidentally paralyzed by Vision during Civil War
Ant Man: incarcerated for Robin Hooding, divorced during incarceration and stripped of parental rights
Spider Man: indirectly got his uncle killed
Star Lord: father murdered his mother
Gamora: father was Thanos
Rocket: tortured into existence in a lab
Groot: clean origin as far as we know
Drax: family murdered by Thanos
Mantis: held hostage by Ego
Dr Strange: lost surgical use of his hands in a car accident
Shuri: clean origin, almost lost her brother and had to flee Wakanda
Okoye: clean origin, chose to serve an unstable usurper, boyfriend tried to kill the rightful king
Captain Marvel: kidnapped and brainwashed into helping oppressors
Pepper Potts: clean origin, tortured several times due to association with Stark
Nebula: father was Thanos

I’m not specifically arguing that all of these scenarios are created equal; I’m arguing that there is more than enough suffering to go around in the MCU and that while I’d argue that Wanda is a strong contender for getting the worst of it, the baggage being brought to the table here is much less MCU-driven and more mapping shitty comics events onto the MCU iterations, which is understandable but possibly also unfair.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Sunday, 28 February 2021 23:29 (three years ago) link

I immediately thought of Ironheart as a character driven by her genius rather than trauma to build an armored suit and become a hero and then I remembered the heaps of trauma (dad, stepdad, and best friend all gunned down in drive-by shootings) so...welp

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 February 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link

lol, I keep thinking 'happy-go-lucky' is the key here, so...Amadeus Cho? Oh, shit, no, parents killed, whoops.

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 February 2021 23:33 (three years ago) link

well i appreciate your diligence to write all that out! i could nitpick some of those - if it follows the comics at all (and given that Yelena Belova is on the way, it likely will) Black Widow's MCU La Femme Nikita Red Room experience offers a lot worse than sterilization, Gamora and Nebula were tortured and forced to kill things by their father as a child - but I think we're a lot closer to agreeing on this than not.

I'll refine my point then to say not that "women in the MCU deal with unfair trauma" but that the TYPE of trauma they experience disproportionately leans into dehumanization and othering and loss of independence and that sort of storytelling has a long history in superhero entertainment as intentionally titillating and misogynist and just being lazy.

If you'd like to extend the idea that loss of control and independence is dehumanization, the other character that gets this the worst is Rocket, suggesting a fairly uneasy analogue the more you think about it.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 23:43 (three years ago) link

"Who will we treat with more human dignity in our storytelling origins: the greatest spy in history or the raccoon?"

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 23:44 (three years ago) link

for reasonably happy-go-lucky non-traumatized marvel heroes, i would point you to my early post with Kamala Khan and Squirrel Girl and Moon Girl... all of whom are recently reiterated characters written and/or drawn and/or reimagined by women, so that may tell you something too.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 23:51 (three years ago) link

Secret War really took a big dump on Kamala Khan’s momentum. Thought the first dozen issues of that series were great before they started shoehorning her into crossovers and teams.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2021 00:23 (three years ago) link

Some other examples of prominent female characters whose origin isn’t defined by trauma – but whom have appeared only marginally, or not yet appeared, in the MCU – include Bobbi Morse, Jennifer Walters, and Kate Bishop*.

(*in my understanding, she was revealed to be an assault survivor sometime after her introduction, but that fact doesn’t play a large role in her character later.)

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Monday, 1 March 2021 01:00 (three years ago) link

btw in case you thought that brutalization of women as lazy plot device was solely a marvel thing, may i introduce the non-Eltingville Comic Book, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, Role Playing Club members of our audience to the idea of the "Woman in the Refrigerator":
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_Refrigerators

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 01:27 (three years ago) link

Bobbi Morse is in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and IIRC they are in pre-production on a She-Hulk series

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 1 March 2021 04:39 (three years ago) link

that’s why I said “marginally or not yet”

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Monday, 1 March 2021 06:47 (three years ago) link

I really liked this episode. Scarlet Witch was always a big favorite of mine as a kid, so I liked the dive into her backstory. I thought it was an unexpectedly touching portrayal of grief, at least from the MCU.

But, come on, "that line" was neither the greatest example of screenwriting in modern history, nor was it an example of how "terrible" the writing is "always" in the MCU. Can we maybe have a piece of pop culture that is not immediately shoved to the most ridiculous ends of hyperbole? Both positions, which were all over Twitter this weekend, are embarrassing.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:09 (three years ago) link

agreed. it was a nice line but unfortunately completely contradicts the comforting thing that Vision says immediately prior, something like 'it can't ALL be sadness.' well, if grief is love persevering, and it can't all be sadness, i guess love doesn't really last! SORT IT OUT, VISION

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:12 (three years ago) link

I mean... it doesn't work that way, at least not in my experience

The underlying point and what resonated so hard with people is that grief is a painful manifestation of love, and it's helpful to get through that pain to remember that it is a manifestation of love. The fact that that pain fades doesn't directly mean that the love does; it means that over time, the love become less immediately painful. The two statements are absolutely in support of each other, not in contradiction.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:22 (three years ago) link

ty for expressing that DJP. i was trying to figure out a good way to say it, but you nailed it

Nhex, Monday, 1 March 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link

haha DJP no i agree, i was just being needlessly argumentative by taking a cartoonishly literal interpretation of this show's dialogue, per tradition

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link

lol well-played

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link

What is ILX if not literalness persevering?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 March 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/IbzjnqKrsH

— Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) February 28, 2021

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:18 (three years ago) link

Okay lmao

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:19 (three years ago) link

i've seen a million of those and that's the only good one, well done

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:21 (three years ago) link

I saw that one, but idgi, guessing because I'm not familiar with the Vanessa Bayer source material.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link

Jon, it’s this skit from Tim Robinson’s I Think You Should Leave:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xS9Y_mjTjc

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:26 (three years ago) link

Thanks! Haha, should have assumed it came from that show, seems to be the breeding ground for 85% of memes on twitter right now. I haven't watched it yet, one of those shows where I feel like I missed the moment and it can never possibly live up to the hype.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:27 (three years ago) link

I would ignore the hype tbh, it’s just funny

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:29 (three years ago) link

Also with a lot of good visual candy, as evidenced by its reuse in memes

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 1 March 2021 16:29 (three years ago) link

On a separate point - and one that likely deserves an essay if one hasn't already been written - given that Kirby/Lee were doing Douglas Sirk-style hypermelodrama romance comics long before they repurposed much of that angst into the Avengers and X-Men should indicate just how baked-in to the formula this glurge is. People have been bitching about too much of it being in the books for over sixty years, why should now be any different?

sic, i feel like you might be able to point to an essay on this topic?

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 17:57 (three years ago) link

I can't even tell where the quote is from

the second result was this edifying article, though

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Monday, 1 March 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

that quote is from my lengthy and de-spoilered post upthread.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 20:41 (three years ago) link

the hiding tags work! I wonder if they googleproof

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Monday, 1 March 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link

You don’t have time to watch one damn show on Disney plus and suddenly you have no idea what anyone is ever arguing about on Twitter anymore.

— Dewayne Perkins (@DewaynePerkins) February 28, 2021

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

that vanessa beyer skit on that show was easily the funniest thing on the show and also one of the funniest things I've seen in the past 25 years

akm, Monday, 1 March 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link

it's my favorite part of the show and also a pavlovian trigger for me to post the aunty donna ellen sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5FGOaz__W0

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link

that vanessa beyer skit on that show was easily the funniest thing on the show and also one of the funniest things I've seen in the past 25 years

I sincerely feel the book LEAN IN should be about Vanessa Bayer's performance in that sketch and not some Facebook shit

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link

ok that finale left me an emotional mess and that’s the first time I’ve been able to say that about an MCU thing after 22 movies and several series

Wanda!!

Roz, Friday, 5 March 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link

This was good. I had a confident guess about a mid-credits scene which of course didn't happen.

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Friday, 5 March 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link

As a library worker I must protest some collateral damage.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 March 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link

Note that there's a bot mid-credits scene and a post-credits scene... The mid-credits one is just a set-up for Captain Marvel 2, but the post-credits one is way more significant for this series.

As for the episode itself, it was kinda meh. They didn't do anything wrong, and the emotional beats worked, but again everything happened just as I had expected. The real Vision is restored. Monica becomes Spectrum. Agatha isn't shown to be truly evil, she doesn't die, and they're setting her up to become sort of a trickster mentor for Wanda. Tommy and Billy didn't actually disappear with the illusion either, and we're probably gonna see them in Young Avengers, if not Dr. Strange 2. So yeah, it was competently done, but not much originality or surprises, just lining everyone up with their comic counteparts and setting up future movies and series.

The biggest surprise for me was that Pietro turned out to be just random Westview dude. How'd he get the super speed, then? Is Agnes powerful enough to just casually give people superpowers? And him looking like Quicksilver from the X-Men movies was just a meta joke and nothing else?

Tuomas, Friday, 5 March 2021 17:32 (three years ago) link

Well his "man cave" looked very much to me like the basement he lives in in Days Of Future Past, I'd be more confident but can't be arsed looking at DOFP to check.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:45 (three years ago) link

Sure, but he can't be this universe's counterpart of the X-Men universe's Pietro Maximoff, because there already was one who died. So even if the man cave was supposed to look similar, I don't see any signifigance to that?

Tuomas, Friday, 5 March 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link

It reinforces (to me) that it was exactly just a meta joke and nothing else. Very much fanwank.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Friday, 5 March 2021 18:34 (three years ago) link

thought the series was fine as something to look at during a pandemic or whatever, especially when it was "what is going on" type thing, but the last 3 or so episodes were awful, with this final one being incredibly stupid, imo

Bongo Jongus, Friday, 5 March 2021 18:38 (three years ago) link

Well, I suppose I liked the final scene with Wanda and Vision (how many times is she going to see him die?), but we thought this finale was pretty bad. There was a point early one where I thought, man, this is like watching some Disney show, and ... well.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 March 2021 23:23 (three years ago) link

I quite liked it.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 March 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link

This ruled

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 5 March 2021 23:58 (three years ago) link

agnes's husband ralph is gonna be confused

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:12 (three years ago) link

yeah, didn't work for me either. may type up some more reasoned thoughts later but my 2cents is this ended up being deep true emotional story sabotaged by laser beam blasts and midair punch'em-ups... and vice versa! Everything after Agatha All Along was too absurd for me to take seriously and too serious for me to effortlessly enjoy.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:12 (three years ago) link

Lots of people just standing around watching while stuff happened around them in this episode.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:23 (three years ago) link

Or, you know, just hovering in place.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:25 (three years ago) link

Nothing against you, forks, but...absurdity is built into the whole overarching enterprise.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link

Of course, but deep true emotional stories are not! I think this worked for the most part as long as it tried to tell its story on a small scale.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:33 (three years ago) link

Or more to the point, when marvel did deep true emotional stories in the books, they were couched in heavy camp, aimed at the young and the stunted and landed fairly leaden. "Even an Android Can Cry," referenced explicitly in this episode, has long been the subject of scorn and academic conversation for just that reason.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:40 (three years ago) link

It wasn’t until I became a parent that I noticed how often kids are treated as props with little concern for the real logistics, like “oh and who is watching their kids now??” questions going unanswered — but even given that baseline leaving your apparently beloved children to die, painfully, alone, awake, while you get emo downstairs is some written-for-teens nonsense.

stet, Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:15 (three years ago) link

yeah, let's tuck in the mindbabies for dramatic effect as the red wall of reality relentlessly encroaches was a bridge too far for me too. Though obviously the second post-credits bit is meant to suggest that wanda is scouring the reaches to bring them back, so we have that to look forward to in Doc Strange 2: Doc Stranger

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 March 2021 01:47 (three years ago) link

Liked this! It's funny, whenever I read people gushing over this I'm like "come on it's good but not that good" but whenever I see people going "come on it's good but not that good" I realize I really like it! Anyway: they had a lot to do and they didn't really get it all done but it's episodic TV, I get that.

As for the kids, it doesn't bother me at all because I take that scene to be Wanda understanding that those are not actual kids, they are just projections of her wants; by contrast with Vision, who is a memory of an actual being who existed and who is explicitly set up as created in part by the Mindstone. The "kids" were inventions who at this point in the series she's known for four days. Nothing painful is going to happen to them, they are not existing people who now have to live with the memories of the torture they underwent like the people of Westview, they are just going to cease to pretend to exist!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 6 March 2021 02:00 (three years ago) link

I feel like this left it really unclear what the story is with white Vision. Are they saying that because he still has the memories the Vision robot still "really is" Vision, and Vision just goes back to being alive in later movies? I have to say, MCU has already been really bad about killing people and then being like "we fixed it, no longer dead" -- I guess I have to admit it's very true to the comics to do this so maybe I should just get used to it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 6 March 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link

Finally, I really hope Agatha Harkness had a premonition that some hardcore magic was going to happen in Westview NJ so she moved there like a year before these events and started hooking up with Ralph the doofy but strangely hot young stoner who lived alone in a house with a big basement

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 6 March 2021 02:06 (three years ago) link

Re the kids, then again the strange line "thank you for choosing me to be your mom" suggests that maybe the kids ARE real beings who somehow entered the hex to portray Wanda's children, and who have some existence outside of it -- but then of course they're not dying in that scene, just reverting to their true selves, whatever they are.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 6 March 2021 02:13 (three years ago) link

Honestly what's great about the [ show hidden text ] element is how it can make a whole series of responses seem like a blank Mad Libs page.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 March 2021 03:51 (three years ago) link

What is [ noun ] if not [ noun ] [ gerund ]

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 6 March 2021 05:02 (three years ago) link

The mid-credits one is just a set-up for Captain Marvel 2

Correction, set-up for future Disney+ show Secret Invasion (featuring Nick Fury & the Skrulls and now presumably also Monica R.).

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 March 2021 05:07 (three years ago) link

Also not sure how relevant it is (possibly not relevant at all given how sidelined the Marvel tv shows have become at this point) but the Darkhold was featured extensively on Agents of SHIELD, wherein its powers were utilized to turn an LMD into a real live girl. Perhaps worthy of note.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 March 2021 05:23 (three years ago) link

there was a lot to like about this show and some fine moments in the finale (most of them with Bettany on screen) but it takes away nothing from the great moments that they stuffed a ton of exposition into the finale, which is kind of, if you’re still doing exposition in the third act you did kind of fuck it up.

anyhoo, film crit hulk kinda nails this one I think: https://t.co/mJYqbUPKvN

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 6 March 2021 05:49 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I enjoyed this and am clearly a harcore Marvel stan in general but that review is pretty on point. Real rough around the edges in the home stretch. Don't know how much of that is attributable to questions that will be answered elsewhere (as I assumed at least one of the jobs of the Disney+ shows would be seeding the ground for future plot developments in the films) and how much is shit that's gonna be left to dangle.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 March 2021 05:58 (three years ago) link

oh god. i couldn't keep reading after a couple paragraphs of that film crit hulk blog. did i really read this kind of stuff in my salad days?

i rewatched the previous three with my brother who wasn't caught up, and still very happy with those episodes (Halloween, Spectrum/Agatha All Long and Wanda's between-the-films flashback ep)

series is still absolutely great overall, though I do have a bit of deflated feeling about the final episode, because it was impossible I suppose for all the questions to be answered (what happened to Jimmy Woo's witness? Monica's engineer friend was a total dud after all? that's Ralph?? what about X-Men??) and because the incredible final cameo that we were waiting for never materialized

Nhex, Saturday, 6 March 2021 07:05 (three years ago) link

Well ultimately that last bit was Bettany’s amazing troll and I respect it.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 March 2021 07:38 (three years ago) link

Bettany's troll was indeed great

H in Addis, Saturday, 6 March 2021 09:03 (three years ago) link

really enjoyed bettany’s physicality as evil vision, very subtle changes in posture and expression really made the character feel distinct

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 6 March 2021 10:31 (three years ago) link

Aw, all the TV bloggers are sad because they put all their eggs in one basket for a show that turned out to be B+ at best.

Anyway, first 7 episodes were terrific, last two were a letdown, but that's not a bad batting average. Great show! More like this.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 6 March 2021 11:06 (three years ago) link

Thinking (wondering) if Falcon & Winter Soldier will be typical action Marvel and then Loki something more interesting?

groovypanda, Saturday, 6 March 2021 13:03 (three years ago) link

These shows (and Star Wars too) are like Kroll Show’s parodies of reality TV where every character no matter how minor or annoying gets a spin-off.

Chris L, Saturday, 6 March 2021 13:30 (three years ago) link

Is WandaVision the Joanie Loves Chachi of the MCU?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 6 March 2021 14:02 (three years ago) link

Couple of other nit-picky loose ends: why was Dottie one of two unidentified people in the hex? Why was Pietro, if he was really just a resident, not identified as such? If he was just a person, how was he given Pietro's super powers? Why, after the showdown in the town square, were all the people (and Monica, and the members of SWORD, plus their evil villain leader) still just apparently standing there all night? Has Monica even acknowledged the arrival of her new abilities? What has Agatha been up to for the last 300 years? Had Darcy just been sitting in that ice cream truck for days? If the hex is now gone, then where is Agatha? The difference between Vision and White Vision is that Vision has (some version of) the mind stone, but White Vision has the same powers as Vision, so what does the mind stone get Vision?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 March 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link

Didn't the necklace that Agnes put around his neck give him those powers?

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 March 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link

I don’t understand what happened with white Vision at all.

akm, Saturday, 6 March 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link

I thought the necklace allowed her to control him, but if Agatha's powers were strong enough to give a dude powers strong enough to take out Monica with a flick, then what did Agatha even want?

White Vision ... flew away to float another day.

None of this detracts from the fact that at least 80% of this show was really good, which makes me hopeful for Falcon and the Winter Soldier (I keep wanting to call it Falcon and the Snowman) despite not caring one bit about Falcon or Winter Solider as characters.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 March 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link

But if white Vision is now good and has all his memories restored then why doesn’t Wanda know that and go after him? This whole thing was about her grief of losing him. Now he’s back. It seemed like a weird thing to just toss off

akm, Saturday, 6 March 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link

he had to use the bathroom for 30 years

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 March 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link

Well given the tease at the very VERY end of the episode, there's maybe more to come on the whole family front.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 March 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link

yeah we're gonna get some multiverse shit

lol at Ralph Bohner tho

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 March 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link

Next year on the Disney++ service, newly introduced: ten episode series called Bohner.

(I'm wondering if that was actually an old Evan Peters headshot they used!)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 March 2021 17:03 (three years ago) link

But if white Vision is now good and has all his memories restored then why doesn’t Wanda know that and go after him?

I thought when the camera moved inside the rustic cabin at the end it was gonna be WhiteVision holding the whistling kettle and then the big reveal is that the entire series was an extended infomercial for Hydra brand coffee

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 6 March 2021 17:10 (three years ago) link

the best part of waking up
is fascism in your cup

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 March 2021 17:15 (three years ago) link

Part of the problem with this (addressed by the Film Crit Hulk guy) is that there's really been no real setup for Scarlet Witch or her/its mythology, in this series or before, so a lot of this show, as an origin story, stays pretty muddled. Losing her brother plus losing Vision (twice) is what apparently causes Wanda to snap, gain the full Witch powers (why? how at the end of this did she suddenly know how to do stuff like make runes/do leather work? I guess they'll go into it), create a full (more than mere) simulation that includes not just Vision, not just (sort of) some version of her brother, but two loving children as well, and then resolves that by ... having her in essence kill them herself? You'd think that'd be even tougher, psychologically, than watching them die, but clearly she has gone off to Think About What She's Done. (And yeah, implication is that her kids spirits are currently in some other dimension or something, maybe next door to wherever she put Agatha.)

I loved how at the end White Vision, rather than phase through the roof, just dramatically busts through the glass skylight on the way out. It's like he figured, eh, we broke plenty of stuff already, fuck it.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 March 2021 17:18 (three years ago) link

do you want a montage that lasts 30 minutes for every skill she learns, Karate Kid style?

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 March 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link

my 2cents is this ended up being deep true emotional story sabotaged by laser beam blasts and midair punch'em-ups... and vice versa! Everything after Agatha All Along was too absurd for me to take seriously and too serious for me to effortlessly enjoy.

― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 March 2021 16:12 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

otm. it just felt like it was cheapening the emotional heft they were going for. i would love a season of wanda just dealing with her grief and learning to let go, and another season of hilarious agatha hijinks and wanda learning she's a witch, but the mix felt really weird and i don't think benefited either story well.

scanner darkly, Saturday, 6 March 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link

xpost Yes, that would be awesome. With a song. Though, come on, it is a little weird to have her suddenly in full control of vast super witch powers she didn't even know she had until, like, an hour earlier.

Come to think of it ... what was Agatha all along? Next to nothing, right? Wanda's grief gave her new powers, Wanda created the hex, Wanda expanded the hex, Wanda controlled all the people, Wanda trapped them inside the hex, Wanda created Vision, Wanda created her kids, Wanda created the sitcom context. What did Agatha do? Control fake Pietro (and give him super powers, though on both counts, why?). And kill Sparky? As my viewing companion pointed out, what was up with the scene with the television set, with Agatha as director, if Agatha was neither creating nor controlling what we were seeing?

I honestly wonder if the pandemic interfered with other plans they had. Like, it was going to go another direction, or maybe another episode, but they had to quickly rewrite some stuff and wrap it up. I'd sure like to think that's the excuse.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link

Had Darcy just been sitting in that ice cream truck for days?

Are you being for real here?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 6 March 2021 18:55 (three years ago) link

As my viewing companion pointed out, what was up with the scene with the television set, with Agatha as director, if Agatha was neither creating nor controlling what we were seeing?

Do you mean the one-second joke shot in a non-diegetic comedy song?

armoured van, Holden (sic), Saturday, 6 March 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

The Tannhauser Gate/Bladerunner reference on the theatre marquee caught me by surprise. Has to be about whether a synthesized Vision is as real or as much or more than the original, I guess?

Kim, Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:08 (three years ago) link

xpost No, there are a couple of times. One, a little into "Breaking the Fourth Wall," where you hear the director's voice, and Wanda is all "wait, why are you talking to me?" or something, but also toward the end of the flashback episode, "Previously On," where Wanda is in a TV studio lit by klieg lights and Agatha gives her a slow clap as the only member of the studio audience.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link

Agatha was trying to pump Wanda for information on the source of her power and find out how she created the hex. She was manipulating Wanda into giving up her secrets, which was made pretty explicit when she said something along the lines of “tell me how you did this and tell me the source of your power so I can take it” multiple times

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 6 March 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link

I know that, but she did that in the guise of a director, which fits the Agatha After All reveal, but not the reveal that it was not Agatha after all.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

Agatha All Along was a comedy song placed as a punchline, not a solemn promise of dramatic canonicity. Lots of things happen in the Hex parts of the show that do not make realistic sense.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:17 (three years ago) link

Good point. Also, they are actors playing fictional superheroes with magic powers, so ... (waves hands).

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ev02QDuVIAABMLU.jpg:small

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

lol, maybe not

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:33 (three years ago) link

this isn't a hard show to find narrative faults with, but by far the worst for me is that Wanda enslaved/tortured/terrorized an entire town of people for weeks on end - which Rambeau finds justified because hey, who among us wouldn't - and there's no narrative repercussions whatsoever! She doesn't actually apologize! In fact the payoff to Agatha's story is that Wanda proceeds to brainwash her anyway and then stash the lobotomized superdangerous magical destroyer inside the town she just finished terrorizing! With heroes like this, I tell you...

also it just takes me right outta the picture that, along with an energy crown and a fresh dye job, part of the apparent makeover that you get when you more fully bond with chaos energy is an Alexander McQueen bodysuit

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 March 2021 22:42 (three years ago) link

I mean, Agatha makes it clear that Wanda / Scarlet Witch is prophesied to destroy the world, I don't think you're supposed to walk out of WandaVision thinking she's all good! She's actually kind of mean, that's part of what makes her character work!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:02 (three years ago) link

lol, I wonder what Agatha was going to do with all that world-destroying power ...

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:05 (three years ago) link

not sure if i'd call enslaving an entire town of people to act out her fantasy "kinda mean" but from the superhero side, everyone's okay with it? I guess as long as Kat Denning gets her one-liner in, we're all copacetic.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:05 (three years ago) link

Definitely got choked up when Wanda and her family walked into their home for the last time.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:20 (three years ago) link

The only people who know exactly how everything went down are Wanda and Agatha, and Agatha didn’t care beyond wanting to siphon off that power for herself. Monica knows that Wanda was controlling everyone in the town with her grief but doesn’t really know how it started or how much of it was voluntary. White Vision doesn’t have any experience or memory from the Hex. Jimmy and Darcy just know Wanda is an Avenger and are giving her the benefit of the doubt based on that. The townspeople know Wanda’s grief was overwhelming and controlling them and are terrified of her. SWORD is also terrified of her. The FBI are going off of Jimmy’s lead. The ending felt very much like they are ultimately setting Wanda up to be the initial antagonist for the next Doctor Strange movie.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:28 (three years ago) link

Like, I don’t see how you watch especially the post-credits scene and think “ah yes, here is an obvious, unambiguously good person doing something wholly innocuous”

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link

if you're talking to me, i don't think i said anything of the sort? My suggestion is that the emotional ending is sabotaged by the character we are meant to empathize with being a monster in leather boots.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link

xxxxp Who is everyone here? Not a lot of people know what's happened.

(I mean in the MCU, though by volume that's probably true in this thread)

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link

Very much fanwank.

I'd argue that fanwank would involve something more obscure than "two films that took in 2 billion dollars between them"?

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link

DJPotm

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:11 (three years ago) link

i definitely think you can empathize with wanda while still thinking what she did was wrong, or even monstrous. the problem with this episode is that the mcu has no idea how to do endings, and they basically shunted aside all the reckoning for a later date. or maybe wanda won’t reckon with what she does and this is more of a supervillain origin story than we thought.

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Sunday, 7 March 2021 14:25 (three years ago) link

Given what they did with Patsy frickin Walker on Jessica Jones (again acknowledging that previous Marvel tv shows apparently no longer count), anything is possible.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Sunday, 7 March 2021 14:49 (three years ago) link

If I had to make a prediction, I would bet Dr. Strange 2 starts with him doing some relatively light and zippy problem solving, but then sensing a grave disturbance in the force. Cut to Wanda using her powers to try and bring back her kids. Dr. Strange interrupts ("If you do this, it comes at a huge price, you will unleash the powers of Booga Booga and put the whole universe in danger, etc"), maybe they fight a bit, she does it anyway and half succeeds, then indeed unleashes the cursed power of Booga Booga. Then Dr. Strange will say "if you want your kids back, and to right the universe, we must first find a way to return Booga Booga back to the magic book." Or something. Maybe they'll go to Agatha for advice. Ends with the kids back, Wanda chastened, and Booga Booga back in the book. Except he isn't totally back in the book, because he's Mephisto, and he says "excellent, everything is going according to plan, bwahaha!" And then he turns back into Ralph/Evan Peters and just disappears into the crowd.

Question for the nerds, would Dr. Strange be aware of Agatha, or the mythic Scarlet Witch and/or its connection to Wanda?

BTW, looking at the original Phase 4 chart really underscores how much covid has screwed up their grand plans:

https://consequenceofsound.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Marvel-Phase-4.jpeg?quality=80

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

previous Marvel tv shows apparently no longer count

Is this true? Have they relegated certain stuff to “Legends” status?

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:15 (three years ago) link

Jessica Jones was not real

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:44 (three years ago) link

The Punisher died in a bus wreck

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:44 (three years ago) link

Wow, crazy how much would have already been released by now in our non-Darkest Timeline, and that Wandavision got pushed UP ahead of Falcon/Winter Soldier (which I knew, but seeing it on that graphic feels weirder)

Nhex, Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link

I've honestly thought more than once that Disney collectively breathed retrospective sighs of relief in that both their big movie cycles (temporarily) concluded in 2019. Imagine if COVID had hit in March 2019 two months before Endgame was supposed to come out.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 7 March 2021 16:54 (three years ago) link

_previous Marvel tv shows apparently no longer count_

Is this true? Have they relegated certain stuff to “Legends” status?


Feige has certainly signaled as much. There was apparently little-to-no coordination between the film and tv divisions pre-Disney+ (now that Loeb is thankfully no longer head of tv and everything is under Feige's control). Which is a complaint that's popped up more than a few times among the folks working on the shows. SHIELD was very nicely synched with the films in its first season (to the extent that Winter Soldier was m/l required mid-season viewing) but increasingly spun off into its own orbit. They had some shit going down simultaneous with Thanos's invasion of earth but the film events were relegated to some offhand dialogue. Agent Carter seems like it still mostly fits (given that it takes place between Cap 1 and everything else that happened in the MCU and also since Jarvis's appearance in Endgame marks the first and only tv-to-film crossover). There been some murmuring about porting some of the Netflix cast once the rights lapse but I guess we'll see if that happens and if there's ever any reference made to their past adventures.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Sunday, 7 March 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link

Like there was a rumor that Charlie Cox would be appearing as Daredevil in the next Spidey flick but Feige recently said that the rights to the Netflix characters had yet to revert and that they had no plans for them at present. Which could be smokescreenery but who knows.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Sunday, 7 March 2021 17:38 (three years ago) link

Interesting. Would be cool if they could take a mulligan on Patsy Walker at least.

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 7 March 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link

I think as of February all of the rights to the Netflix characters have gone to Disney. Per the sigh of relief Ned probably correctly assumes, I suspect there has been a ton of rewriting going on this past year. I only half joked that WandaVision felt like it was maybe rushed to conclusion due to Covid conditions, but given the scuttled rollout of the other films and shows, plus getting the Fox properties (March 2019?), plus working out a solid deal to keep Spiderman (that happened in summer 2020, iirc), plus stopping and resuming and/or relocating filming of Dr. Strange, Spider-man and others, they likely had to reshape some pieces of their grand jigsaw puzzle.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link

Another nice Hahn interview here

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/07/arts/television/kathryn-hahn-wandavision.html

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 7 March 2021 19:25 (three years ago) link

i did not like the finale much at all.

sorry marvel i know this comes as a blow

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 March 2021 17:41 (three years ago) link

You're fired (from your job developing ten more spinoff series).

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 March 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link

what began as beguiling, mysterious, utterly unlike anything else gets pooped out as another series of weightless cgi fights

i found myself thinking things like: “how come the phantom vision made of wanda’s memories can transmit historically dead vision’s memories, many of which wanda would have no knowledge, to the new vision reconstructed by the military??”

i’d much rather be asking myself things like: “can hedge clippers really cut brick?”

i also wanted a lot more of monica - she got kinda relegated to the bench imo

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 March 2021 17:51 (three years ago) link

i actually caught myself wondering if the brick wall was made of cake

good question to be asking oneself when watching a tv show imo

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 March 2021 17:52 (three years ago) link

i thought the resolution with the titular two characters worked pretty well, but the writers didn't seem understand what to do with monica or the rest of the bench, which is a bummer because the show kicked into another gear when they showed up

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Monday, 8 March 2021 17:54 (three years ago) link

I thought the resolution to the Vision thing was pretty dumb and the fite was a letdown, but otherwise I enjoyed the show. Hahn alone was worth the price of admission and I think Olsen did a terrific job. I loved the Scarlet Witch as a kid and I like seeing her fleshed out a bit more.

I mean, I get people being bummed that the quirkiness and originality of the faux-sitcom stuff faded away completely by the end, but I mean, it's the MCU, it was pretty much a given as soon as we hit that episode focusing entirely on Rambeau, Jimmy and D'Arcy.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:02 (three years ago) link

I thought he just ‘unlocked’ the hidden memory data already within the white vision

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:02 (three years ago) link

i mean.. sure i guess.

the acting was tremendous throughout,
no doubt

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:05 (three years ago) link

implied that the memories were still somehow encoded into his cells. sort of foreshadowed with all the talk of carbon dating, radioactive signature decay...

Nhex, Monday, 8 March 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link

and thematically, it fits

Nhex, Monday, 8 March 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link

what happened to agatha by the way? wanda turned her back into agnes just in time for the illusion to go away, which seemed pretty pointless, because now she’s just agatha again presumably

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link

I thought he just ‘unlocked’ the hidden memory data already within the white vision

as evidenced when Wanda's Vision said to Alabaster Vision "they tried to block your memories but you are too fly for them to stay hidden away forever" and then unlocked them

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link

tbh I really like the idea of this broad, hammy sitcom-cliche-spouting stranger wandering through Westview while the shellshocked townspeople studiously avoid her

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link

the vision vs. vision "ship of theseus" scene was one of my favorite of the series. got to the core of what i find interesting about the character.

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:14 (three years ago) link

xps re: Agatha - implication I thought was that Wanda's mojo was so strong at this point (and she milkshaked all of Agatha's juice) it was a perma-hex until Marvel decides it's time to Agatha back

xp loved the Ship of Theseus robot-logic-o-rama as well

Nhex, Monday, 8 March 2021 18:19 (three years ago) link

and yeah, i pray we get a scene in the future of Agatha "okey-doke artichokey!"-ing the modern residents of Westview someday

Nhex, Monday, 8 March 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link

yeah, the ship of theseus bit was enjoyable.

white vision (now with UNLOCKED MEMORIES tm) basically IS Vision now and we'll surely see him shortly but I think the implications of how much Vision is Wanda's creation could have benefited from more exploration.

SWORD rebuilt Vision's body using Wanda's energy and then Wanda's dream-vision "unlocked" (perhaps more accurately "transferred" / "implanted") the inherent hidden memories... so in a very real way, Vision is Wanda's lover AND creation, a gender-flipped Pygmalion and Galatea. That's a storyline I'd like to see more of!

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link

i totally thought that wanda’s vision like, bluetoothed them over or something, but yeah i guess i missed it

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:33 (three years ago) link

wanda's vision didn't have many of the memories that white vision had. there is no "true" vision that has both pre-infinity war memories and memories of wanda's family life in the hex.

little johnny juul (voodoo chili), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link

More stuff that will need explaining involves those pesky infinity stones. I thought Wanda and Vision were both given power by the mind stone, but the mind stone has been (ostensibly) destroyed, at least in this universe, so wouldn't that mean no more mind stone power? Similarly, Wanda's brother was (apparently) given speed powers by the mind stone as well, but at least in this world Agatha (no mind stone) could give Ralph the same powers. Also related, even though the mind stone has been destroyed or is otherwise totally MIA, Wanda in her created world could give her Vision the powers of the mind stone. If all these powers can be created independent of the mind stone, then what use was the mind stone to Vision, Wanda, Pietro, etc.? For that matter, Nu Vision definitely lacks the mind stone, and Dr. Strange now lacks the time stone, right? I guess with Loki in possession of the mind stone in some alternate time line/TV show that means the stones will still play some role, though after establishing them as the ultimate OP I hope they find a way to make them less of a focus.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2021 18:45 (three years ago) link

If you infuse tequila with peppers and then throw the peppers away, does the tequila lose its pepper flavor?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link

If not, why would Wanda's powers have vanished after the Mind Stone was destroyed?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:49 (three years ago) link

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

I guess I always assumed the mind stone was less a seasoning and more a source. Maybe it was in Wanda's case, but Vision literally had it embedded in his head, it had to be there for a reason, right?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link

i totally fell asleep every time somebody said “mind stone” on this show

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 March 2021 18:54 (three years ago) link

I took a shot of tequila.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link

lol @ Josh

stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Monday, 8 March 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link

reminds me of that sequence in The Wire where McNulty used the timestone on Stringer

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 March 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link

or when Tony used the reality stone to rub out Big Pussey

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 March 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link

Vision was Snot Boogie

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 March 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link

I'm not sure where the idea that Red'n'Gold Vision is "the phantom vision made of wanda’s memories" comes from, though? The main tragedy, as I read it, is that Wanda wants to create a perfect world, but because she's recreated Vision in his entirety*, the whole shebang is only counting down until he figures out what's going on and rebels.

*albeit a version that can only exist inside the hex.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 8 March 2021 20:52 (three years ago) link

if r&g vizh isn't made by wanda's memories and impetus i'm not sure what he's made of? I think the implication is that r/g is a manifestation of vision prime's "soul" and that white vision is made from his body (and wanda's hex power to jumpstart it for reasons that are totally handwavy) and that r/g pushed the button in white vision's forehead that allowed him to ACCESS ALL MEMORIES BEEP BOOP
again: all absurd and can be read any of a dozen different ways - most notably how it happened in the comics, but also what we saw in the show, which includes wanda making r/g vizh from fairy dust and dreams

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 March 2021 21:17 (three years ago) link

wanda says "you're the piece of the mind stone that lives inside me," which is how she was able to conjure a simulacrum of vision that had its own autonomous thoughts and feelings. i'd venture that white vision, with no mind stone, can access those memories but won't be able to process human emotion like mind stone vision could.

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Monday, 8 March 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link

I thought I saw where they were going with "My mission is to destroy the true Vision"/"But you are also the true Vision", then he just flew off though

Bignefs Proportionable (seandalai), Monday, 8 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

I feel like while they were saying goodbye to the kids, etc., red Vision might have wanted to mention the fact that he did a mind transfer to white Vision!

DJI, Monday, 8 March 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link

it's a game they ike to play

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 March 2021 21:29 (three years ago) link

right but he didn't do a mind transfer, he just woke up the memories of the old vision. and there's no indication that white vision will be able to make sense of the full scope of those memories without the empathy and insight offered by the mind stone

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Monday, 8 March 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link

yeah, i think they're gonna do a Data
"is this what it means... to FEEL"

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

Sure, but it still seems like Wanda would have liked to know about the “awakening” or whatever.
xp

DJI, Monday, 8 March 2021 22:15 (three years ago) link

"teach me about this thing you call....love"

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

i'm not sure what he's made of

About 6 billion dollars of vibranium iirc (I probably do not rc)

I'm not just being glib - Wanda did a magic and she made a The Vision. One of the takeaways of the show is a better understanding of her grief and trauma, but another is the terrifying level of power she has (if not necessarily to hand).

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 8 March 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link

the bit with white vision was just advanced original star trek -- oh no, a logical paradox! i must explode/disappear! and the whole hex was just like various star treks tng/ds9/dsc in which some sad powerful person created a simulation to assuage their grief, albeit those powerful people weren't commandeering live people

this had much better acting and much better production values, and the way the premise was set up was grebt

but man, what a fizzle. wanda is sad for manipulating ppl, but not *really*, because True Love. vision is more or less alive. wanda beat agatha because the latter let her out of the cellar and the former made a rune. heyward, the head of an elite secret countereverything division, got foiled by the sassy chick in the ice cream truck, after which he just waited for the FBI to arrest him. rambeau is ridiculously hot but has no other actual purpose beyond preventing heyward from shooting wanda's hypothetical children, who can hypothetically take care of themselves

and tbh i'm more or less okay with that! it was beautifully shot and moving at times, and god knows science fiction is terrible at endings. but christ comics/mcu stans are insufferable

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 05:48 (three years ago) link

I’m fully down with pop philosophy 101 endings like the Ship of Theseus thing rather than just endless punching to resolve fights, but of course I like Star Trek and Fallout which are best when they go that way. Also why I liked the end of the Dr Strange movie.

How lucky is Disney/Marvel that they had everything shot before lockdown hit, and this is the series they launch their tv franchise with?

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 08:10 (three years ago) link

I was just reading an interview with the director. Apparently they finished filming something like two weeks right before lockdown, but of course had tons of time in post under lockdown, and it was there that a number of changes were made. Ten episodes down to nine, for example, and a bunch of stuff with Monica cut out. From a reddit thread based on the interview with Kevin Smith:

it was meant to be the first 3 episodes dropped at once.
"aerospace engineer" came from tweaked dialogue during a reshoot and they didn't realise it was going to blow up.
"Kick-ass" not an intended inside joke. It was improv.
Scripts for later episodes were still being reworked when they started filming
Original 10 eps planned, ended up compressed to 9.
Part of the final convo between Monica and Wanda was a late addition
Ralph Bohner was a reference to Growing Pains
Kevin Feige is incredibly focused on each project and would know a script better than the director, despite being involved in every project simultaneously.
The ads were not about Infinity Stones
Walnuts is Shakman's favourite Dick Van Dyke episode
Evan Peters was a meta-comment on recasting. Shakman's response to disgruntled fans is, Mutants and Multiverse is coming because they've been announced, so be patient
Shakman did plan to do a whole sequence in the finale where Monica, Ralph, Darcy and the kids try to steal the Darkhold from the basement and Senor Scratchy intercepts them and morphs into a demon.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:38 (three years ago) link

Lol okay, given what they were considering I’m even more glad they did what they did

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:56 (three years ago) link

Monica deserved more time!
and i would've liked to see Demon Scratchy

good review: https://lifestyle.livemint.com/how-to-lounge/movies-tv/wandavision-season-review-marvel-makes-tv-magic-111615266040682.html

Nhex, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:14 (three years ago) link

lol at Growing Pains callback.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:20 (three years ago) link

also in the finale, Ralph Macchio was supposed to show up in a cameo and play guitar in a duel with Agatha

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:20 (three years ago) link

More Monica = yay!
Monica fighting a demon rabbit = ummmmm…

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:36 (three years ago) link

In the Marvel series WandaVision (Disney+), we see her in bed with the near-omnipotent android, Vision, watching Malcolm In The Middle.

It's on rather than in the bed, he sees her watching and sits down beside her - which sounds like nitpicking, but I really loved that it was at or before the start of their relationship, that this act of kindness was unbound and unbidden (particularly since the relationship in the films seemed a bit "we have to do this because comics")

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:37 (three years ago) link

(the quote is from Nhex's Mint Lounge link, which I liked otherwise)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:40 (three years ago) link

to be clear, had they continued the unreal Looney Tunes-vibe of the sitcom realities rather than shifted back into standard MCU, then okay yeah bring on the demon bunny, just don't be surprised if I start yelling "YOU MAY CALL ME... TIM?" at the television

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:43 (three years ago) link

ya gotta dream bigger, DJP!

Nhex, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:48 (three years ago) link

The last thing we needed in that final episode was another pair of powerful beings fighting one another.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link

Watched a handful of season 1 eps of my folks' new Netflix binge, "Kim's Convenience", this weekend. Good-natured Canadian comedy about a Korean family-run convenience store. Generational and cultural laughs. The actor playing the son is charismatic, and took me an episode to recognize that Simu Liu is the actor playing Shang-Chi. Nice to have a separate facet going into what I hope is a great MCU addition.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link

oh that's rad, i'm a big fan of Kim's Convenience and I didn't know that dude was gonna be shang-chi. prob explains why he's been "away on business" this season. dude was ripped before the marvel workout plan.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 18:09 (three years ago) link

that review upthread nailed it imo

xposts

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 18:14 (three years ago) link

I've been enjoying Charles Pulliam-Moore's takes on the show over the course of the season and, as much as I very much enjoy said season, this perspective I freely accept:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/monica-rambeau-was-wandavisions-real-hero-and-the-show-1846433688

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:16 (three years ago) link

yep hard to argue with that

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:22 (three years ago) link

That was really good, thanks. And the article linked to a previous article which helped clear up my own confusion about what (little) I knew about Captain Marvel. Good comment at the bottom, too, with someone hypothesizing that covid might have messed up with the finale the most, which is why much of the last episode featured pairs of people facing off in isolation, due to restrictions.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link

agreed, pretty good take

Nhex, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link

I didn't find that piece at all convincing -- it's totally possible that they meant to make Rambeau more central to the series than she was, but I just don't think "Monica Rambeau was WandaVision's real hero" holds up as as regards the show we actually saw. She just wasn't there that much!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:18 (three years ago) link

Anyway will watch the making-of deal at some point here but there's always next week! In which...this happens:

Watch a brand-new official clip from Marvel Studios’ The Falcon and The Winter Soldier. Start streaming in one week on @DisneyPlus. #FalconAndWinterSoldier pic.twitter.com/lR6yVQSWuP

— The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (@falconandwinter) March 12, 2021

As was said in response:

I'm sorry did Bucky read The Hobbit, a children's book, on its first printing of 1500 copies when he was a twenty year old man taking art classes at the Brooklyn YMCA https://t.co/i0YNEnsheU

— alexis nedd 🎮 💙 (@alexisthenedd) March 12, 2021

Did James Buchanan Barnes, future assassin of John F. Kennedy, read Tolkein on the subway to his art classes, and show tiny Steve Rogers sketches of hobbits saying "it's you, you're Bilbo"

— alexis nedd 🎮 💙 (@alexisthenedd) March 12, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 March 2021 20:16 (three years ago) link

I mean I have an interest in these matters, obv.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 March 2021 20:16 (three years ago) link

I just love that they made a whole TV series based entirely on Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan’s MCU press tours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utHpac5DCIo

Roz, Saturday, 13 March 2021 03:34 (three years ago) link

upon seeing some comments about how katherine hahn is more interesting as agnes than as agatha: it would’ve been cool if she actually was agnes the whole time, one of the town's people who through some accident gained her free will back and realized what was going on but went along because she loves sitcoms, loved the change and actually enjoyed playing the role of the nosy neighbour.

scanner darkly, Sunday, 14 March 2021 19:28 (three years ago) link

so Falcon and Winter Soldier then innit

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 March 2021 11:48 (three years ago) link

a very solid B- first episode but props for having bucky drink tiger beer

Roz, Friday, 19 March 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link

I had some Spockesque "this is illogical" issues but it's too early to say thumbs up/down.

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link

The Brube:

And of course, today the FALCON AND WINTER SOLDIER show debuts on Disney+, which I sadly have very mixed feelings about. I’m really happy for Sebastian Stan, who I think is both a great guy and the perfect Bucky/Winter Soldier, and I’m glad to see him getting more screen time finally. Also, Anthony Mackie is amazing as the Falcon, and everyone at Marvel Studios that I’ve ever met (all the way up to Kevin Feige) have been nothing but kind to me… but at the same time, for the most part all Steve Epting and I have gotten for creating the Winter Soldier and his storyline is a “thanks” here or there, and over the years that’s become harder and harder to live with. I’ve even seen higher-ups on the publishing side try to take credit for my work a few times, which was pretty galling (to be clear, I’m NOT talking about Tom Breevort, who was a great editor and really helpful).

So yeah, mixed feeling, and maybe it’ll always be like that (but I sure hope not). Work-for-hire work is what it is, and I’m honestly thrilled to have co-created something that’s become such a big part of pop culture – or even pop subculture with all the Bucky-Steve slash fiction – and that run on Cap was one of the happiest times of my career, certainly while doing superhero comics. Also, I have a great life as a writer and much of it is because of Cap and the Winter Soldier bringing so many readers to my other work. But I also can’t deny feeling a bit sick to my stomach sometimes when my inbox fills up with people wanting comments on the show.

So… I’m sure I’ll watch it, and you should too if you’re a Marvel movie universe fan, but I’ll probably be waiting a while to check it out myself. So please don’t email me any spoilers, I guess, but go give Sebastian Stan lots of love wherever he is online.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link

:/
.
sic i just want to say i really appreciate your commitment to creators.

if anything, brubaker's being too humble. he didn't just create the winter soldier and his storyline; he more or less saved captain america for the modern era and he deserves more.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:26 (three years ago) link

it should be noted for those few noncomic geek MCU fans among us that Ed Brubaker is the comic writer who rebooted Captain America in the 2000's and created the winter soldier out of bucky

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 March 2021 22:27 (three years ago) link

And my former roommate tbh

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Friday, 19 March 2021 23:03 (three years ago) link

I...think I knew that. Why did I know that?

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 March 2021 23:04 (three years ago) link

The mighty vine at the mighty rock iirc

armoured van, Holden (sic), Friday, 19 March 2021 23:09 (three years ago) link

I thought this first episode was pretty good! At least, I enjoyed it and look forward to it, well, going forward.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 March 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link

I enjoyed this a lot

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 20 March 2021 02:31 (three years ago) link

the first teaser trailer was ~so~ lame i had abandoned all hope

glad to see the positve reviews! hopefully will watch tonight

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 March 2021 02:33 (three years ago) link

The last scene is real real good. got me like marvin martian levels of angry.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 20 March 2021 05:28 (three years ago) link

completely separately, we kinda knew this from that one scene way back in civil war, but sebastian stan is a pretty good comic actor!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 20 March 2021 05:30 (three years ago) link

yeah he has great timing

i enjoyed this -lotta scene setting etc so not like, exciting but i will def keep watching

also battleship as a drinking game <3

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 March 2021 05:33 (three years ago) link

personally love how sebastian stan is the biggest star to come out of gossip girl, carter baizen supremacy

Roz, Saturday, 20 March 2021 05:59 (three years ago) link

i only know wyatt russell from lodge 49 so his casting in THAT role seems v counterintuitive but i’m looking forward to seeing what he does with it

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 20 March 2021 08:29 (three years ago) link

Lol when the Battleship game happened I immediately said “THAT IS GENIUS” and was sad I didn’t have a time machine to go back to college to implement it

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Saturday, 20 March 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link

i've only seen Wyatt in Overlord so... he fit well

Nhex, Sunday, 21 March 2021 04:22 (three years ago) link

I chuckled at the moment when Sam and his sister were arguing after the bank and then just grab food deliveries from their truck.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 21 March 2021 05:07 (three years ago) link

i haven't check this thread in a while as i hadn't finished wandavision yet but saw this:

lol at Growing Pains callback

I had no idea until recent imdb-ing that matt shakman was a child actor on just the ten of us which was a spinoff of growing pains.

joygoat, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 13:27 (three years ago) link

As someone burning through a full Captain America read-through right now, tuning into the first episode of Falcon and the Winter Soldier gave me whiplash.

In the comics, Sam is a social worker who has a great relationship with a bird. On TV he murders 10 people for the US gov't

— Jacob deNobel (@Jacob_deNobel) March 24, 2021

armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link

So Disney just gave up and announced Black Widow for Disney+ (+ extra $) on July 9, right?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 18:54 (three years ago) link

i was pretty underwhelmed by the first episode of F+WS but it was definitely a show where I started saying "killed him. killed him too. okay, that guy is dead. he's DEFINITELY dead"

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:18 (three years ago) link

xpost - guessing they can't keep waiting forever, given how they are trying to fit things into a larger storyline with this phase. I mean, it's probably less critical given the timeframe, but they can't sit on it forever.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:19 (three years ago) link

Yeah, gotta say, Sam's casual body count rack-up in that first ep didn't sit particularly well with me, either.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

Some of you never watched 80's action movies and it shows.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link

have been reading mentions of Falcon and the Winter Soldier on the internet in the last week and thinking to myself "why are people talking about "the falcon and the snowman"?

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link

I've watched (and still watch, and love) a buttload of '80s action movies. Marvel heroes aren't supposed to be Reagan-era sociopaths, tho.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link

Sam Wilson should not be Marion Cobretti with wings, is what I'm saying here.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:59 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I was being flip. More of a response to some of the Twitter reactions I've seen from younger people whose heads would likely explode if they encountered the body counts in those flicks.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:00 (three years ago) link

And not just wrt to this show. Obviously it speaks to the level of desensitization to people my age, being inundated by the body counts of Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Rambo flicks, but it feels weird to see people react so strongly to the relatively tame body counts of modern action movies.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link

I remember way back when the first Iron Man movie came out, a friend with a (then) young kid asked me how violent it was, and I told him, well, you don't see much blood, but I've gotta assume a lot of people are dying. That's what I thought in the first few minutes of Falcon and Winter Melon, even before the Bucky nightmare. Though of course nothing here is remotely as grisly as Daredevil or Punisher on Netflix was.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:08 (three years ago) link

There was some truly gnarly shit in the Netflix series. Like horror movie-level gnarly.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link

Yeah and it was ladled into every episode like the Walking Dead as if their audience was expecting a certain amount of gore/episode. I hope if they reboot the Netflix Marvel series they lose that piece of it.

Did I use series the right way there? I meant it to be plural but it's hard to tell that in context.

DJI, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link

I guess if I used "them" instead of "it" it might have added the correct context.

DJI, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link

'Series' works in both the plural and the singular but can be confusing. If only 'serieses' didn't sound so Gollum-esque.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link

In any case, I would love a Daredevil TV reboot or a movie. It's gotta be gritty, but they don't need to make it so gory.

DJI, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

Kingpin slamming that guy's head repeatedly in the car door was maybe as bad as it got.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 21:23 (three years ago) link

Punisher getting a power drill through his boot was pretty gross. And kinda hilarious that like 1 day later he's running around again.

DJI, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 22:13 (three years ago) link

cool to see disney explicitly acknowledge that good morning america is indeed part of the propaganda wing of the military-industrial complex in this new episode

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 March 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

was that the actual host of good morning america playing the host of good morning america?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 March 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

Haven’t seen it yet - do they acknowledge Marvel’s complicity in the MIC?

DJI, Friday, 26 March 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link

New one is pretty good, too. I like the way both of the MCU shows so far have been used to subtly fill in the gaps of what life was like with half the world gone, and also after they all came back at once.

Clearing something up, Sam is just a regular person with a flying wing suit, right? And nu-Cap ... is just a regular human, too, right? Neither seem like they would last long against people with super-human strength. I did like the truck fight in this, though.

Oh, and the buddy cop relationship between Bucky and Sam ... did they have much interaction at all in the movies? They're depicted as long time friends or rivals or frenemies.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 March 2021 14:18 (three years ago) link

Liked both the episodes, am just letting it ride a bit rather than getting too deep into wondering what’s up. Did like seeing that actress from the Solo film appear here, a striking presence.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 27 March 2021 14:42 (three years ago) link

Has the discourse decided yet whether this show is really gay or really homophobic?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 27 March 2021 14:49 (three years ago) link

I did see some clickbait thing about Bucky being bi, don't know what that was about.

Not a lot of wondering what's up just yet, imo. I'm not sure there's anything to do but tag along for the ride right now. But my not terribly ambitious prediction is that nu-Cap dies during this and Sam finally ends up Cap

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 March 2021 15:13 (three years ago) link

Cool to see Isaiah Bradley show up, and hopefully they'll go deeper into his backstory. And the appearance of Elijah Bradley further cements the likelihood of a Young Avengers project in the future (after Kate Bishop in Hawkeye, the only other OG member left to make an MCU appearance* is Hulkling, and Secret Invasion might take care of that one).

(*And Kang is slated to appear in the next Ant-Man, in case you're inclined to split hairs about the OG membership.)

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 March 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link

But my not terribly ambitious prediction is that nu-Cap dies during this and Sam finally ends up Cap

the curse of Lodge 49 strikes again

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Saturday, 27 March 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link

I don't know much about the comics, is Young Avengers just what it sounds like, more or less the Avengers, with the same powers and abilities, but ... teenagers? But not teenaged versions of the Avengers, right?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 March 2021 15:40 (three years ago) link

Oh, and the buddy cop relationship between Bucky and Sam ... did they have much interaction at all in the movies? They're depicted as long time friends or rivals or frenemies.


They had one scene in Civil War and it was enough to get this greenlit.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 27 March 2021 15:45 (three years ago) link

xp Correct, they’re a team of different heroes, who originally came together as teenagers.

beer drops on my keytar (morrisp), Saturday, 27 March 2021 16:17 (three years ago) link

my prediction is that sam, having uncovered the us government’s abuse of the super-soldier serum and turned against the department of defense, will reclaim the shield and become nomad at the end of the show

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 March 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link

Clearing something up, Sam is just a regular person with a flying wing suit, right? And nu-Cap ... is just a regular human, too, right?


given that they’ve introduced the power broker in this episode, nu-cap will almost certainly not be a regular human for much longer

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 March 2021 17:13 (three years ago) link

Huh, don't know anything about Power Broker or the nu-Cap character (John Walker?).

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 March 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link

i enjoyed this ep & i like the interactions between sam & bucky

also it is kinda blowing my mind that nu-Cap is the Lodge 49 dude

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 27 March 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link

His first speech felt like a lite version of his heartbreaking scene from the end of Lodge.

DJI, Saturday, 27 March 2021 18:14 (three years ago) link

otm

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 27 March 2021 18:23 (three years ago) link

yeah, Sam and Bucky chemistry can easily carry this series. but the action is good and the world building, post-Blip setup is pretty well done so far

though i did have to laugh Bucky's "He's means being... HYDRA." when the other touches on race issues were fairly keen

Nhex, Sunday, 28 March 2021 17:51 (three years ago) link

I only just found out that Lodge 49 dude is Kurt and Goldie's kid!!!!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link

Ha, that explains the jawline.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link

Meantime, another typically thoughtful Charles Pulliam-Moore piece

https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-s-commentary-on-race-1846566829

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link

everyone go watch lodge 49

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link

I don't even mean that in a "don't watch this drivel watch this ART instead" I just mean....it's great, almost everyone who gives it a try ends up loving it

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link

I just finished season 1 and it is wondrous

Clay, Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I just watched Lodge 49 recently and it's astonishing that such a good show came and went without my ever having even heard the title. Maybe Russell getting cast in MCU will help drive viewers back to it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link

I'm kind of afraid to watch season 2 lest it be a letdown from season 1, near-perfect TV

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

season 2 is better!

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

omg

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:49 (three years ago) link

Each time that The Falcon and The Winter Soldier stops to ask whether you see what it’s trying to do, it becomes harder to think of the show as doing much more than paying lip-service to a very surface-level understanding of how racism is bad. Racism is bad, and we shouldn’t gloss over opportunities to remind people of that fact, but The Falcon and The Winter Soldier is in a choice position to truly add something meaningful and more dynamic to the conversation. So far, it seems wholly uninterested in living up to its potential.

I don't actually think MCU does have the potential to do this kind of work. This is not a knock on MCU -- it is a great example of the kind of thing that it is, which is a thing that bangs major-key chords really hard, not a thing that embraces complexity.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:52 (three years ago) link

A response would be the great line from episode 8 of Wandavision, but iirc that left you cold?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link

xp agreed, eephus. the fact that they're even going as far as they've gone is still a surprise. also, there's still four more episodes so let's see if they can do better. I liked the police arresting Bucky scene btw

Nhex, Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:11 (three years ago) link

The writer maybe should've waited to see whether we get the full Isaiah Bradley backstory before submitting that article.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 March 2021 20:16 (three years ago) link

I only just found out that Lodge 49 dude is Kurt and Goldie's kid!!!!

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:37 (four hours ago) link

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 28 March 2021 22:44 (three years ago) link

Season 2 of L49 is impossible to find in the UK, even to bootleg

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 28 March 2021 22:45 (three years ago) link

xpost Hah, yeah, I knew him mostly from that better than it should have been nazi zombie movie. A bigger superhero scion reveal to me was learning that the lead from The Boys is the son of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid, which, if you look at him, totally.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 March 2021 22:49 (three years ago) link

once you realize he's kurt russell's kid you can't unsee it

Clay, Sunday, 28 March 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link

ahhhhh no fkn way

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 March 2021 23:14 (three years ago) link

is it too late to recast star-lord

scanner darkly, Sunday, 28 March 2021 23:32 (three years ago) link

omg how did u people not know this lol

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 28 March 2021 23:38 (three years ago) link

smack smack smack

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 28 March 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link

i know i know

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 March 2021 00:28 (three years ago) link

Season 2 of L49 is impossible to find in the UK, even to bootleg

Was hoping it would turn up on Prime like Season 1 but never has

I did eventually track down torrents though so it is out there

groovypanda, Monday, 29 March 2021 09:02 (three years ago) link

So, based on the first two episodes, if Wandavision was the Marvel equivalent of Twin Peaks and similar surrealist dramas, Falcon & The Winter Soldier seems to be their 80s buddy cop action comedy, a la Lethal Weapon or Tango & Cash? If this the way the MCU series are gonna continue, I'm cool with, because I like the idea of experimenting within different genres within the same universe just lie they've done the comics (and obviously some of the earlier series like Agent Carter and Luke Cage had already attempted it). I'm not sure how well the attempts of addressing racism fit with that tone, but I do appreciate the effort, and using the series featuring the MCU's most prominent African-American character feels like the best place to do that. (Black Panther obviously was deeply anti-racist, and presumably it's sequel will be too, but the fantastical setting doesn't work as well for scenes dealing with everyday racism like we've seen in this series.)

Also, I was surprised how much they've adapted from Mark Gruenwald's Captain America run into this: introducing a MCU version of John Walker to replace Cap feels like a no-brainer (especially since, unlike in the comics, Steve Rogers isn't around anymore), but I was surprised that Flag Smasher and Power Broker are a part of this too. Obviously Gruenwald's run was by far the longest anyone's written Captain America in the comics, but I was under the impression it isn't that well-regarded these days, especially with its cheesier elements like the Serpent Society and Capwolf? Tho I'd love to see a MCU version of the Serpent Society! :)

One thing I felt was kept deliberately ambiguous is the fate of old Steve Rogers: is he still alive, or did he die between Endgame and this series? Obviously the world thinks he's dead, but the way Falcon and Bucky talk about him makes it sound like we're supposed to think he really has died of old age? So I'm thinking, maybe the ambiguity is intentional, and by the end of the series we'll get a suprise cameo of Chris Evans in old guy makeup, giving John Walker a speech about the true meaning of the American Ideals or something?

Tuomas, Monday, 29 March 2021 09:10 (three years ago) link

Also, regarding Gruenwald, it's kinda disrespectful that Kirby, Simon, Lee, Colan, Brubaker and Epting are credited in the end credits for having created Cap, the Falcon, Bucky, and Winter Soldier, but Gruenwald and the artists he worked with get no such credit, with him being listed among several other names they give "special thanks" to:

https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.WqA8~2eefa/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Screenshot-3825.jpg

I get it that the "created by" credits are normally reserved only for the main heroes, but give hown much of the stuff here was originally created by Gruenwald (the characters of John Walker and Lemar Hoskins, them becoming replacements for Cap and Bucky with a more right-wing agenda, Flag-Smasher(s) as anarchist villain(s) opposed to Cap's nationalism, etc), you'd think he would've given him a more prominent credit for it? It's not like they even have to worry about him complaining about not getting any royalties out of using his characters, like Brubaker did with the Winter Soldier, since he's been dead for 25 years.

Tuomas, Monday, 29 March 2021 10:27 (three years ago) link

i think the ‘he’s been dead for 25 years’ part might be key there, marvel aren’t exactly renowned for their generosity when it comes to credits

i read through gruenwald’s cap run a while back, it’s dated in a lot of ways but he was great at gently pulling on the threads of ‘america’ as a concept in interesting ways, and that spirit does seem to be captured in these first couple of episodes

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 March 2021 10:51 (three years ago) link

The show is fine, the cast is great, and I’m enjoying it, but the banter stuff feels a bit like a Wandavision banter simulacrum. The therapist scene was forcing things way too much.

However I’m absolutely here for the cheesy guitar tone in the credits theme.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 29 March 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link

I love the therapist and how little time she has for bullshit

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link

Falcon & The Winter Soldier seems to be their 80s buddy cop action comedy, a la Lethal Weapon or Tango & Cash? If this the way the MCU series are gonna continue, I'm cool with, because I like the idea of experimenting within different genres within the same universe

I want this to be true but F&WS is muuuuuuuuuch more standard-issue MCU than the front half of WandaVision was.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 29 March 2021 19:39 (three years ago) link

"buddy cop action movie" as a genre template is much closer to describing the MCU than virtually anything else you could think of, though

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 29 March 2021 19:41 (three years ago) link

like the entire Steve/Tony character arc could be extracted, de-superheroed, and turned into the foundation of a Bad Boys reboot starring John Boyega and Brian Tyree Henry

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 29 March 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

I love the therapist and how little time she has for bullshit
Agreed, she's clearly the breakout character of the series so far, and they should give her a spinoff of her own where she tries to deal with the issues of various superhero patients.

Tuomas, Monday, 29 March 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link

Sony re-signed Rob Liefeld's Shrink! for a "mid-six against a seven figure deal" two years ago, I can't see Disney getting away with the same premise.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 29 March 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link

Can't see Sony ever making Shrink, actors have feet

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Monday, 29 March 2021 20:22 (three years ago) link

Dude. I just showered, why u make me have to shower again

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

didn't know feet pics would get you so sweaty

armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

The "legal notice" he includes along the right-hand edge is the worst part.

beer drops on my keytar (morrisp), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

oh ffs

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 29 March 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link

I like the shrink actress a lot, but miffed that they moved her from "sarcastic but realistic shrink" to "comic relief written by somebody who's never been to therapy" in a single episode

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 29 March 2021 22:41 (three years ago) link

revelation with count Zemo?
Is that framed Bucky for the death of T'chala thing further explored in a media that I haven't encountered yet. Not sure what films I'm not catching up to other than Black Widow to have it take place in something

Stevolende, Friday, 2 April 2021 19:16 (three years ago) link

T'chaka (BP's father), not T'challa. The events of Civil War are extensively referenced in this show, so go watch that if you haven't already.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 April 2021 01:00 (three years ago) link

I know it's a fictional place but why bother mentioning Madripoor's in the Indonesian archipelago if they can't even get the climate right?

There's nowhere in Indonesia (or anywhere in Southeast Asia for that matter, apart from a handful of high-altitude regions) where anyone would be wearing heavy coats with fur-lined collars at any time of the year.

Also the whole place is a mishmash of dark Asian cities - kinda looks like Singapore, with Japanese motorbikes, Tagalog rap on the soundtrack - with no actual Asian people. Ugh.

Roz, Saturday, 3 April 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link

TBF, that's a pretty straight lift from the comics, where its geographic location is less important than the fact that it's an island full of criminals from all over the world.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 April 2021 02:08 (three years ago) link

the whole place is a mishmash of dark Asian cities

I didn't think it was a mishmash of anything, I thought somebody just said "make it look like Blade Runner or something"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 3 April 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link

I thought they had possibly retrofit the death of a certain actor. But right maybe misheard central consonant.

Stevolende, Saturday, 3 April 2021 03:06 (three years ago) link

chill dancing zemo

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 3 April 2021 03:22 (three years ago) link

xposts lmao and they included all those other details i mentioned for ~aesthetic~ reasons I suppose? and do I really have to rehash 30yo arguments about the orientalism in Blade Runner c'mon

anyway, I don't read the comics so I don't know how it's portrayed there but if you can't see how messed up it is that a franchise that cares so much about ~representation~ introduced a city located in Asia, with an Asian name, with Asian characteristics, with no actual Asian characters in it, then I can't help you

Roz, Saturday, 3 April 2021 03:32 (three years ago) link

yet if MCU madripoor is majority populated by gangsters who read east asian they’re just in a different representational bind

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 3 April 2021 03:46 (three years ago) link

In terms of Asian representation in the MCU, the main cast of the forthcoming Eternals movie is about 1/3 Asian and the Shang-Chi movie looks like it will have an almost entirely Asian cast and both are helmed by Asian directors so I'm not getting too bent out of shape about Madripoor being presented the way Madripoor has pretty much always been presented (ie as an Asian island pretty much in name only).

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 April 2021 03:55 (three years ago) link

sigh

afaict for all the talk about madripoor attracting criminals from all over the world, there weren't even any Asians IN THE BACKGROUND. fuck this, there were so many ways they could've done this even a tiny bit better... starting with the damn weather.

also Southeast Asia looks very very different from East Asia - for a start, we're significantly browner. but sure it's cool that they finally made some concessions towards asian representation 23 movies in with a mostly east asian cast.

Roz, Saturday, 3 April 2021 04:14 (three years ago) link

It’s not really a good look itt at the moment

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Saturday, 3 April 2021 04:14 (three years ago) link

afaict for all the talk about madripoor attracting criminals from all over the world, there weren't even any Asians IN THE BACKGROUND. fuck this, there were so many ways they could've done this even a tiny bit better... starting with the damn weather.


no argument w/any of this. it was sufficiently jarring that it got me thinking it had to be by design not accident.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 3 April 2021 04:46 (three years ago) link

I don’t remember all the movies but there are asian actors in the Dr Strange one, iirc.

AlXTC from Paris, Saturday, 3 April 2021 08:09 (three years ago) link

& Tilda Swinton

Stevolende, Saturday, 3 April 2021 08:36 (three years ago) link

Roz FWIW I didn't mean to invalidate your concerns. I apologize if that's how it came across. If the people making these shows/movies choose to foreground real-world details that weren't as prominent in the comics, they can and should do better about how they represent those details.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 April 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link

best thing about this show so far was marvel’s decision to swap wandavision premiering before this.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 3 April 2021 14:16 (three years ago) link

Bad faith representation notwithstanding, I get the impression people aren't enjoying this show, but it's kind of... fine? I'd put it squarely in the middle of what Marvel's done so far (along with e.g. Civil War, the 2nd Guardians movie). I'm enjoying it as I watch, and then completely forget about it, much like a mid-2000s Marvel comic.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 3 April 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link

I'm enjoying it just fine. Roz is right of course.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 April 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link

It's fine but, yeah, I'd say mid-tier MCU thus far. I'm not crazy about their pursuing the hoary old 'b-but legacy!' boondoggle that's been more of DC's stock in trade. Neither that nor the 'b-but ersatz super-soldiers!' thing really work for me as plot drivers. And taking Baron Zima along for the ride felt like standard issue 'people doing out of character stupid shit so that totally predictable bad things can happen' lazy plotting.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 April 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link

Anyway revived the separate thread but also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp9pNPdNwjI

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 April 2021 16:49 (three years ago) link

I didn't think it was a mishmash of anything, I thought somebody just said "make it look like Blade Runner or something"
The number of John Wick-specific rip-offs/homages in this was hilarious

but yes... it would've been nice if there was more than one or two background Asians in this, but forget it it's Madripoor

Nhex, Sunday, 4 April 2021 04:57 (three years ago) link

Meantime here's the next series!

Loki’s time has come. ⌛ Watch the brand-new trailer for #LOKI, and start streaming the Marvel Studios Original Series June 11 on @DisneyPlus. pic.twitter.com/6bnfo5C2R1

— Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios) April 5, 2021

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 April 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link

oh this looks bad-ass

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 5 April 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

the first (square, heavily filtered) pictures I ever took for instagram were of that elevator atrium

joygoat, Monday, 5 April 2021 15:54 (three years ago) link

Badass Hiddleston in The Super Good Place: SVU Multiverse Edition? I'm into it.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 April 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link

Yeah this looks great and a half.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 April 2021 16:08 (three years ago) link

This looks potentially extremely good.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 April 2021 18:45 (three years ago) link

Nice to see the Timecops using a Volca Keys to monitor Loki! pic.twitter.com/FsiuVA9Yhq

— Matt Colville? (@mattcolville) April 5, 2021

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 April 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

Sure, you're enjoying #FalconAndTheWinterSoldier, but have you ever read Bucky's texts to Squirrel Girl?

From Squirrel Meets World by Shannon Hale and Dean Hale pic.twitter.com/9wyfSYKp4T

— Laura ✪‎⧗ (@maxiekat) April 5, 2021

more in thread

armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 5 April 2021 22:45 (three years ago) link

RELEASE THE FULL ZEMO DANCE #ReleaseTheZemoCut pic.twitter.com/r7nbO6dFlJ

— keely ⧖ (@yeIenabelova_) April 6, 2021

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 00:15 (three years ago) link

Just caught up with the most recent episode. Pretty dumb stuff, kind of tonally weird. My daughter actually calls the show "Falcon and the Winter Snoozefest," which is a little harsh but probably stems from her disinterest in following all the silly (not that intriguing) intrigue. Plus, she kept asking me if Madripoor was on Earth.

Btw, if Sharon can take out a dozen heavily armed goons by herself, who even needs super soldiers? They should be injecting *her* blood into people. Oh, and why does Zemo put on his purple mask just to do some butt kicking, then take it off again when he pulls up in his sweet ride? Does the mask have special powers?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 13:56 (three years ago) link

It felt like the kind of dumb 'fanservice for the sake of fanservice' move that Marvel has generally been good about avoiding. He puts on his purple mask because he wears a purple mask in the comics. There was nothing in the narrative of the actual show that signified why it happened.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link

I believe it's foreshadowing for later in the series where Zemo incapacitates Bucky using his "purple head"

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 14:48 (three years ago) link

Hoping there's SOME kind of explanation for it, all you got was this weird longing look when he pulled the mask out of the car. But there's only three episodes left so probably not

Nhex, Thursday, 8 April 2021 04:03 (three years ago) link

At first I thought it was a self-conscious stunt man swap gag. Like, Zemo puts on the mask, "Zemo" (stunt person) goes ham, and then Zemo takes off the mask. I thought the clubbing scene was a joke, too. "You guys should blow off some steam." (10 seconds of club scene.) The next day: "Whew, this place sure knows how to party!" But then I realized they were both just kind of dumb. Maybe they planned to have a fight in the club, which seemed primed and is definitely part of the action movie lexicon, but just didn't have the time/budget?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 April 2021 12:56 (three years ago) link

I need you all to know that Marvel also released a version of the Zemo Cut on YouTube, but instead of a 30-second video it's an *entire hour* of Zemo dancing https://t.co/vEA3BLZxp5 https://t.co/yD2uioo0X4

— Michelle Jaworski (@michejaw) April 8, 2021

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link

I like the idea that maybe the actor was dancing to nothing for an hour.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:33 (three years ago) link

Aw, wait, it's just the same thing looped. Fake hour long dance!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link

They should have tossed a new scene in the middle of that, just to see if anyone caught it.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link

It might be old news, but I just read that this show was supposed to feature a deadly pandemic outbreak and that all of that stuff was cut out, or at least scrambled up. Don't know how accurate that it, but it could explain both why the show debuted after WandaVision and also why bits and pieces of it might feel disjointed.

Also saw that the writer of last week's episode (and the show's executive producer) is literally the guy that wrote the John Wick movies (which I didn't know), so that might explain the "John Wick-specific rip-offs/homages."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 April 2021 12:33 (three years ago) link

Started getting really strong Bruce McCullough (and possibly even Gavin, specifically) vibes from Zemo tonight and, well, it's distracting. Hope I didn't ruin the experience for anyone just then.

The depiction of Walker on this show is very nice. An avatar of white male anxiety (cheating as a means of dominating those whose existence threatens to expose your obvious shortcomings).

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 April 2021 04:19 (three years ago) link

Kinda feel like Zemo has been throwing out words/phrases to see if he can reboot Bucky. His hanging delivery of “cherry blossom tea” had me wondering.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 10 April 2021 04:32 (three years ago) link

liked this episode much more than the last one, but the show as a whole is still kinda just OK-ish

Walker's petulant little "they weren't even supersoldiers" was so good, though. Is it just me or is there a bit of an echo between his Captain America and Homelander from The Boys?

also Dora Milaje spin-off when?

Roz, Saturday, 10 April 2021 06:49 (three years ago) link

Allegedly Ayo is going to be a bigger part of Black Panther 2

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Saturday, 10 April 2021 12:11 (three years ago) link

who is going to be protagonist in Black Panther 2. I thought I heard they weren't recasting.

Stevolende, Saturday, 10 April 2021 12:14 (three years ago) link

Black Panther is a title more than person so it could be anyone. Shura was Black Panther in the comics for a while

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Saturday, 10 April 2021 12:49 (three years ago) link

Final image of the episode was on the nose but, well, in a good way. Not a GOOD good way but you get what I mean.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 April 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link

idk this episode was v clumsy. dialogue as exposition, multiple instances of plot-forced stupidity, etc etc.

even before the heel turn it was, like, come on this guy has been through 1000 psych tests. make his fall plausible or it doesn’t mean anything.

whatever, not like I won’t watch it all but Invincible is better rn

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 10 April 2021 16:27 (three years ago) link

Yeah, this may be another instance of 'John Walker is like this in the show because John Walker is like this in the comics'. If the MCU is letting Marvel Comics history carry the storytelling water for them, they're doing it wrong.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 April 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

Like, I appreciate how he's portrayed at this point but I agree that the transition from how he was portrayed at the start hasn't really been earned.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 April 2021 18:27 (three years ago) link

I don't know, John's felt like a wrong'un since we first saw him. "Captain America should be the best human, not the best soldier" and all that jazz. The show is still pretty middling mind

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 10 April 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link

Yeah I was about to say, from the get-go (start of second episode rather than the two-second bit in the first) you get a sense of someone who was overwhelmed at living up to a standard.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 April 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link

of course! that’s the setup! but that struggle between who he is and who he wants to be hasn’t been dramatized.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 10 April 2021 22:44 (three years ago) link

lol I made the crack about Invincible before Mahershala Ali even showed up. is there anything he’s not great in?

no knock on Wesley Snipes, who continues to steal every scene Eddie Murphy gives him, but I am an Ali stan since The 4400 and I cannot wait for Blade.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 10 April 2021 22:48 (three years ago) link

i’m enjoying this but sam and bucky feel like supporting characters in their own show - john and karli are the ones with story arcs and zemo is the fun wildcard

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 April 2021 05:44 (three years ago) link

i thought this was great, personally.

akm, Sunday, 11 April 2021 15:39 (three years ago) link

very much having fun with this. doesn't have the fun mystery box/whimsy of Wandavision but still a blast

Nhex, Sunday, 11 April 2021 16:41 (three years ago) link

What do we make about the fact that in Sam's conversation with Morgenthau they gave him almost word for word the line that MLK,Jr. puts in the mouth of the "white moderate" in Letter from the Birmingham Jail: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 11 April 2021 16:59 (three years ago) link

Well, context is important; he said this to someone who tied people up in a building and then blew them up

That said, Sam’s characterization throughout the entire MCU has been solidly neoliberal so I don’t know why anyone would expect home to suddenly morph into a cross between James Baldwin and Huey Newton*

* I do have a theory but it’s neither nice nor generous

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Sunday, 11 April 2021 21:58 (three years ago) link

I was just wondering whether the writers did this as an intentional reference. Maybe my memory is overstating the word-for-wordness of it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 11 April 2021 22:23 (three years ago) link

Sam stood with a dude who was the embodiment of white bread American values and still seems to believe in the 'dream' even though he has abundant reason not to; it's interesting to see the show flirt with taking this head on, but retreat. I don't know that they have the balls to go all out on it.

It wasn't clear to me (likely because I fell asleep and missed part of episode 3) that the people impacted (the 'refugees') weren't people returning from the Blip, they were people who were displaced because people came back. Karli is a relatively sympathetic villain for these movies/shows. I'd like to hold out hope that this show will tackle the toxic elements of nationalism. We'll see.

akm, Monday, 12 April 2021 06:55 (three years ago) link

the show's throwing in with a "both sides are evil and a little right" mentality. it will be interesting to see how they use Sam and Bucky to thread that needle, hoping they'll come up with something a little more conceptually satisfying than the end of Winter Soldier (as much as I love that movie)

Nhex, Monday, 12 April 2021 13:09 (three years ago) link

I would interrogate why you think Steve Rogers as depicted in the MCU stands for “whitebread values”

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 12 April 2021 13:12 (three years ago) link

I was so high when I typed that last night I'm surprised the sentences are even comprehensible.

akm, Monday, 12 April 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

lol fair

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link

As someone who hasn't read many comics since the 90s, I thought the idea that superheros=supremacists super-interesting. It's good argument, and could, of course, be extremely damaging to the MCU, which is why it felt so surprising. I guess this is already well-worn ground in the comic books (?). I read something about how it's the reluctance to use their powers that differentiates the good guys from the villains (who think their powers are their birthright, etc.) in the MCU, but I don't find that convincing.

DJI, Monday, 12 April 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link

I also don't really love Zemo's use of the word "supremacist" -- I mean, it's a word that at east in my world is only used with the word "white" prepended to it, so the use of the unmodified noun inevitably comes off as "you know, like white supremacy, but not involving whiteness," which I guess is a little too abstract for me. (I also feel like the comics world is quite plainly depicted as one where superpowered beings are not inevitably going to use their power to crush the unpowered -- come on, this takes the most famous line in the entire Marvel Universe, "With great power comes great responsibility," and renders it meaningless, false, or a cruel joke.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

I think it's a 100% rational position for Zemo to take, given what happened to his family as a result of superheroes saving the world from a menace that they themselves created. It's also meant to be one character's point of view, not a thesis statement for the entire fictional enterprise.

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link

Yeah I guess this is where "haven't seen that many of the movies" comes in for me, I don't really know what's up with Zemo before this show

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 12 April 2021 21:17 (three years ago) link

How good does your MCU knowledge have to be to enjoy the new shows? My partner has watched a couple of the films but has a terrible memory for that kind of thing.

chap, Monday, 12 April 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

I had to have a few tabs open to figure out who was what and which was going on in the middle episodes of WandaVision, but sounds like you would be able to murmur that sort of annotation more efficiently?

I guess this is already well-worn ground in the comic books (?)

Not necessarily in mainline Marvel books, but, yes, a strong theme of 1980s and 1990s revisionist supercomics, and of many booped out since by the Millar-o-bot 5000.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 12 April 2021 21:20 (three years ago) link

Whether or not we think Marvel superheros use their powers "with great responsibility" or not, I still think they (and in particular, Captain America, which is especially rich with irony) think that they are these exceptional beings who ultimately only answer to themselves. We saw this hashed out a bit in Civil War, but I think the fact that Zemo states this so plainly, in a time where many (mostly white) people are reckoning with their own participation in supremacy, is both topical, and potentially ruinous toward the whole idea of superheroes.

DJI, Monday, 12 April 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

Probably worth noting that Zemo wants the supers snuffed out partly because he sees himself as an exceptional being who ultimately only answers to himself.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 April 2021 21:55 (three years ago) link

How good does your MCU knowledge have to be to enjoy the new shows? My partner has watched a couple of the films but has a terrible memory for that kind of thing.


My gf has seen all of the MCU movies and shows but she's had trouble keeping up with who's who at times. I'd recommend at least watching Civil War (which we probably should've rewatched ourselves).

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 April 2021 21:57 (three years ago) link

I could probably fill her in as we go more or less, but it might not be very fun for her.

chap, Monday, 12 April 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

potentially ruinous toward the whole idea of superheroes.

they've held up under this kind of penetrating analysis for 51 years so far

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 12 April 2021 22:23 (three years ago) link

I didn't remember Zemo at all, nor most of the callback characters in these things. So much of these are just a blur to me and I've seen most of them twice at least! Thankfully my son pays more attention.

akm, Monday, 12 April 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link

Yeah I guess this is where "haven't seen that many of the movies" comes in for me, I don't really know what's up with Zemo before this show

Zemo lived in Sokovia, which was the country Ultron tried to turn into an extinction-event asteroid in Avengers: Age of Ultron. He had moved his family out of the city because he figured they would be safer in the countryside (he was a Hydra agent in the city) but what ended up happening is that they were trapped on a falling rock and were killed as the excavation efforts focused on the main city. This drove him to be the primary antagonist in Civil War, where he used Bucky to set Captain America and Iron Man against each other in an attempt to destroy the Avengers in retaliation for killing his family. His primary motivation is to make sure superhuman s are stomped out so that they can’t kill any more families.

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 12 April 2021 23:12 (three years ago) link

BTW - highly recommend watching those character recaps on Disney+ under the "Marvel Legends" series. They're not long, usually between 5-10 minutes. Even for diehard fans it does help you remember a lot of forgotten story details. In particular I couldn't remember what happened to Sharon Carter (basically, nothing since Civil War - but so long ago in real time/sheer number of Marvel movies!).

Wandavision would've been a little more enjoyable if I watched those beforehand, and I will definitely watch whatever they put out before Loki.

*Also lol at Zemo being a "typical" secret agent family man in CW to now having been super rich all along

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 02:36 (three years ago) link

Definitely seems a bit of retconning around Zemo in this

groovypanda, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 07:04 (three years ago) link

I do like the idea that Zemo was a bored trustafarian who has been progressively radicalized by his life experiences

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 11:54 (three years ago) link

It also explains how a random Hydra henchman had the capital to finance what he did in Civil War

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 11:56 (three years ago) link

I thought this episode was pretty good. Clearly nu-Cap (and iirc, someone did actually call him nu-Cap) is not long for this world. The question I guess is whether he dies a redeemed hero or villain.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 13:21 (three years ago) link

My thoughts on The Falcon and the Winter Soldier are maybe best encapsulated by the line Bucky tosses out about how the macguffin lady died in
"Riga, a city near the Baltic Sea." Which presumes that these three superheroes and true citizens of the world are unfamiliar with the capital of Latvia? Or more to the point, that the audience is not, so let's throw this awkward bit of dialogue and likewise spoonfeed our viewers at every step so we don't lose them.

Also, Tuomas otm about Gruenwald; what a weird place to look for inspiration.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link

^^ that one really jumped out. see also "my grandfather or whoever was a ~world war two resistance fighter~"

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:44 (three years ago) link

u misspelled Latveria, so embarrassed 4 u

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link

Deeply embarrassed that I was able to pull the name of the capital of Latveria up in my brain as soon as I saw your post but had to double check if Riga was Latvia or Albania.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 21:58 (three years ago) link

Post credit scene this week

groovypanda, Friday, 16 April 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link

End training sequence for me pretty amped for the next episode

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 16 April 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link

*got me

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 16 April 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link

The percentage of painfully corny dialogue in this show just goes up and up. I feel like the people who write this are just not trying very hard and it bums me out, because the premise really does give them a lot to work with.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 16 April 2021 22:42 (three years ago) link

And when I say "not trying very hard" I don't just mean the words the actors are being made to say are hard to listen to, I mean there's very little attention paid to any kind of plot plausibility at this point. Like, Karli is now said to be "under under underground," laying so low nobody can possibly find her, and she's .... literally back at the same building where she just was and where dozens of people know that she's recently been? Together with every single one of her top lieutenants?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 16 April 2021 22:44 (three years ago) link

Sarah's boat was in such bad condition that "Mr. Dinh" realized it wasn't worth it to buy it, but all it needed was... a couple of dozen random people from the neighborhood with no special expertise in boat repair to hang out puttering with it for a day?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 16 April 2021 22:47 (three years ago) link

Personally I thought this episode hit hard — and always would, but this week underscored it.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 April 2021 06:14 (three years ago) link

yeah this was a good one

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 April 2021 06:50 (three years ago) link

I'm with eephus (tonally, this can't find its stride) but JLD as madame hydra was inspired casting and woke me up.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 April 2021 06:57 (three years ago) link

sebastian stan’s resemblance to liam gallagher really struck me this episode for some reason

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 17 April 2021 07:58 (three years ago) link

Sarah's boat was in such bad condition that "Mr. Dinh" realized it wasn't worth it to buy it, but all it needed was... a couple of dozen random people from the neighborhood with no special expertise in boat repair to hang out puttering with it for a day?

Why would you think people who live in a community where multiple people make their living as fishermen would have no expertise in fixing boats? Also, did you miss the narrative sequences where Sarah said she was trying to do everything herself and Sam had the idea of calling in favors from around the town after being reminded of how indebted most of the community was to their parents? We also don't know how much time passed while they were working on the boat; we don't know how long they had been working on it before Bucky showed up, we don't know how long Bucky stayed after he blew off his next-day flight, no specific time frame is given for that sequence of events.

I agree the Karli subplot is going south but you're picking on this for the sake of finding something to criticize.

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Saturday, 17 April 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link

yeah, they were doing the It's a Wonderful Life thing. had no problems with that

the Lumbly stuff was great and touching, in particular. Loved seeing JLD as Madame Hydra/the Power Broker, maybe? interesting to put kind of a "rest" episode (after the initial, Civil War-inversion fight) in preparation for the finale. good shield training montage, too.

not sure what the hell's up with Sharon Carter hiring Batroc to kill Sam though

Nhex, Sunday, 18 April 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link

I’ve been trying to torrent season 2 of Lodge 49 for about six months (with one seed!) and it’s suddenly finished downloading in a single evening. Perhaps some Wyatt Russell effect going on...

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 18 April 2021 12:05 (three years ago) link

one of this things chief sins is how it got w. russell skinny and then let him do some bad acting

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 April 2021 00:22 (three years ago) link

🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭 pic.twitter.com/KGj9vF4ocX

— TGB (@twitersbadboy) April 18, 2021

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 19 April 2021 05:42 (three years ago) link

yikes

Nhex, Monday, 19 April 2021 13:06 (three years ago) link

I’m assuming that’s an autocorrect for “yoked”

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Monday, 19 April 2021 13:15 (three years ago) link

redirect to juiceman thread

Nhex, Monday, 19 April 2021 13:35 (three years ago) link

lol at getting him disgustingly jacked just as he's threatening to get canceled

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 19 April 2021 13:47 (three years ago) link

Shang-Chi trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giWIr7U1deA

Roz, Monday, 19 April 2021 14:11 (three years ago) link

that looks lit

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:26 (three years ago) link

didn't know so many people didn't like Awkwafina, I love her

mark e. smith-moon (f. hazel), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:40 (three years ago) link

does my man fight w chinese guard dogs bc that's cool :)

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:42 (three years ago) link

Awkwafina is GREAT, I love her in everything she's in

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:46 (three years ago) link

Partial San Francisco setting = does he run into Ant-Man or...

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 April 2021 14:56 (three years ago) link

i am still pissed that Kim's Convenience was cancelled (actually not metaphorically) but looking forward to seeing Simu Liu become a huge star.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:58 (three years ago) link

it got cancelled?!? Liu looked like a superhero in that show for years already

mark e. smith-moon (f. hazel), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link

having no closure with KC sucks

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:23 (three years ago) link

Shang Chi looks rad. What is Shang-Chi? Any relation to Iron Fist?

DJI, Monday, 19 April 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link

The reboot of Speed we've been waiting for

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:25 (three years ago) link

Character dates back to the actual Bruce Lee era, originally credited to Steve Englehart and Jim Starlin. He is literally the son of Fu Manchu. They play that down a bit these days.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:27 (three years ago) link

Played down in the MCU to the extent that he is now the son of the Mandarin (like the apparently real one, not Ben Kingsley).

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link

(Hence the ten rings, natch.)

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link

Looking forward to this!

What's Kumail getting canceled for? I have been on a Twitter break for a bit, so all I knew was the 'roids accusation stuff. The cast of Silicon Valley is not doing well.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:40 (three years ago) link

Actual goosebumps several times during that trailer. Stoked.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

What's Kumail getting canceled for? I have been on a Twitter break for a bit, so all I knew was the 'roids accusation stuff. The cast of Silicon Valley is not doing well.

nothing specific yet but it seems inevitable

He’s pretty much the worst person I have ever worked with lmao

— Alice Wetterlund (@alicewetterlund) January 3, 2021

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link

Okay, was curious. Sounds about like par for the course for the cast of that show, Jimmy O. Yang seems to be the notable exception (and hopefully Zach Woods too, though maybe I've missed something about him).

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 April 2021 16:06 (three years ago) link

The Big Sick left a very bad taste in my mouth though I would say I came away with more of a "dude who's too proud of himself" vibe than "abusive asshole" vibe. But obviously those can overlap and who knows anymore.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 19 April 2021 17:31 (three years ago) link

xp: I know she is a current nominee but don't they normally call you an Oscar winner if you've ever won one?

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Monday, 19 April 2021 17:32 (three years ago) link

I don't know Shang-Chi at all. Does he have powers? Kind of looks like a pretty standard fantasy (?) martial arts movie, which I suppose in the end a lot of MCU action stuff resembles, too.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 April 2021 18:59 (three years ago) link

No powers, just one of the best martial artists in the MCU. Last I read was his extended Marvel Comics Presents serialization, but in his original run, it was a mix of capitalizing on Bruce Lee / kung fu appreciation and adapting Sax Roemer's Fu Manchu mythology with standalone stories and those that fit the Fu Manchu narrative. Some Marvel interaction, with Shang-Chi meeting the Man-Thing, and either Spider-Man and The Thing in their Team-Up / Two-in-One series. The Doug Moench / Paul Gulacy years are justifiably beloved as very very cool meditations on a gentle soul required to use his violent skill. Iirc, the MCP run had Shang tricked out of his retirement to fight again. Loved the character enough to buy the four thick book collections, and all but one of the Deadly Hands of Kung Fu collections.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 19 April 2021 19:18 (three years ago) link

Yeah, all I ever really knew of him was some older comics a friend had when I was a kid and what I remember reading was very much in thrall to the Bruce Lee / general kung fu zeitgeisty thing going on at the time.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 April 2021 19:21 (three years ago) link

Yeah, to answer DJI's question above, Shang-Chi isn't really connected to Iron Fist beyond the fact that they were both among a slew of characters whipped up in response to the '70s kung fu craze.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 April 2021 19:25 (three years ago) link

Thanks. I'm guessing Shang-Chi must have some sort of pseudo-invulnerability/fast healing, since it seems like even the normies (Hawkeye, Black Widow, for example) survive getting tossed around and slammed in ways that would kill actual people.

DJI, Monday, 19 April 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

Feel like JiC right now. I can go google this stuff ;)

DJI, Monday, 19 April 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

The MOKF issues drawn by the late great Gene Day are classics.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link

xpost Ha. One way Google isn't that helpful is that it doesn't really convey whether Shang-Chi (for example) is a major comic book character, a minor one, someone that just had a few years in the spotlight but has since faded away, a recent hit character, a cult favorite, etc. Everyone's got the same kind of extensive wikipedia page, but the context is lost on someone like me, who knows more about comics than 95% of the population but less about comics than 95% of the people that know about comics. Clearly Shang-Chi was big enough to justify a multi-million dollar feature film and yet, I'd never heard of him. I'd never heard of the Guardians of the Galaxy, either, or the Eternals, or a few others of these feature films or TV shows. Like, Moon Knight? No idea. Loki? Sure. The What If? comics? Yes. Ms. Marvel? No.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 April 2021 20:24 (three years ago) link

Sounds like we have a similar level of knowledge. I read X-Men back in the 90s, so the only thing I knew about Captain Marvel was that Rogue took her powers.

DJI, Monday, 19 April 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

Sorry I guess it was more like the late 80s? So old...

DJI, Monday, 19 April 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

Yeah, that sounds about right (I'm 46). I probably stopped reading any comics regularly by the late '80s, though did sort of keep up a little the way some people watch others play games online.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 April 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

among comic nerds, Shang Chi gets love. He had over a hundred issues of his own comic in the 70s/80s!

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link

I think it's less "Shang-Chi was big enough to get his own movie" and more "Ron Perelman is no longer able to stop us making movies about not-white characters"

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link

it's gonna do ridiculous numbers and turn liu into a megastar.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link

lol I went too many Marvel-owning billionaires back: Ike Perlmutter.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

I was, like, what's Hellboy got to do with this?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 April 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link

I'm a fan of Shang Chi since the MOKF days but you know, he's probably about the same popularity level as Guardians of the Galaxy was as far as "oh, they're really gonna make a movie out of THIS?" so... hopes are high, anyway.

Nhex, Monday, 19 April 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link

Abnett & Lanning's Guardians comic had been running mostly regularly for almost a decade when GotG got a movie, Shang Chi last headlined an ongoing 39 years ago, and that was under a different title. Neither have real-world name recognition but Guardians was definitely vastly more popular.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 19 April 2021 22:50 (three years ago) link

Disney has come to a complicated agreement with Sony to host Spider-Man and many other films on its streaming services (in the US)https://t.co/aDpeyGHw0p

— Den Of Geek UK (@denofgeek) April 22, 2021

groovypanda, Thursday, 22 April 2021 08:49 (three years ago) link

Looks like Sony did well here. They get to sell the first window to Netflix, which after some time the movie gets booted off Netflix and sold onto D+/Hulu.

Nhex, Thursday, 22 April 2021 12:36 (three years ago) link

So what's the relationship between this Hulu MODOK show and the MCU?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 22 April 2021 15:14 (three years ago) link

No relationship, thank god.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 April 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link

Or at least I pray to god.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 April 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link

When you look at the MCU, if you look up and see a gigantic pile of steamy, loose shit descending upon it like a viscous rain, that rain of shit is MODOK

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Thursday, 22 April 2021 15:36 (three years ago) link

and yet somehow it still seems less embarrassing than The Inhumans

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Thursday, 22 April 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think there will be any intended MCU crossover here but, uh, you never know with these guys:

Oversight of the series was moved to Marvel Studios in December 2019 when Marvel Television was folded into that company.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 22 April 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link

Man, tough crowd, I thought the MODOK thing looked charming and suited my desire that Marvel just expand out to do every genre of show but in Marvel Universe

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 22 April 2021 15:54 (three years ago) link

MODOK trying to be a dad with wacky hijinx ensuing is not my jam

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 April 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link

Oswalt is a better actor than anyone in the main cast of Falcon and Winter Soldier not named Daniel Bruhl

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 22 April 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link

(OK maybe not Wyatt Russell, he's clearly a good actor, just not given a lot to work with in F&WS)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 22 April 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link

Yeah, sorry, it looks completely terrible to me. In theory, I would be completely over the moon about a whole show devoted to MODOK. Not this one, though.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 April 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I was excited about a MODOK cartoon, dug the animation style and thought Oswalt was good casting (lots of other good people in the cast too) but the concept of "MODOK, wacky dad" is definitely not what I wanted.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 22 April 2021 16:02 (three years ago) link

all will be forgiven if they use my "MODOK sex involves a lot of head" joke

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Thursday, 22 April 2021 16:47 (three years ago) link

Mobile Organism Designed Only for Kink

In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Thursday, 22 April 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link

So... Sam rules

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Friday, 23 April 2021 18:00 (three years ago) link

I haven't seen today's episode, but I'll say this: I never cared much about Sam/Falcon in the movies, not really, but for all its relative unevenness this show has really made me look forward to more of the character in any context. That's got to be a testament to, what, Mackie? The writing? I'm not sure, but definitely some kind of alchemy.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 April 2021 19:00 (three years ago) link

mackie's pretty good in playing the character down in a keanu way: he's charismatic and striking but real restrained. Doesn't exactly get me engaged but it works fine as a blank mask to project the viewer into.

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 April 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link

Ok, this episode was ... ok. Some stirring moments, some boilerplate moments, didn't care that much about the action, but I guess it needed to be included. I do wonder how much this series was impacted by covid. Maybe they initially wanted more episodes? Then again, six episodes sometimes seemed more than the show needed at times.

So these super soldiers, I've always wondered, apparently they can just die by being shot? Did that include Captain America and Bucky?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 April 2021 21:53 (three years ago) link

I think it's made pretty clear that if you have serum you're very strong but if you get shot in a vital region you die, you're not Wolverine.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 24 April 2021 02:12 (three years ago) link

Sam fucking rules.

Also I have never liked Sharon ever since she kissed Cap bc it seemed weirdly incestuous since she was his girlfriend’s like, granddaughter or whatever. So i feel vindicated slightly.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 April 2021 04:41 (three years ago) link

She has been giving off massive Emily Thorne vibes all season

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Saturday, 24 April 2021 10:29 (three years ago) link

Sam is the man. But they gave Bucky some good moments too.

I had one burning question, which I said at the time I watched it, and which is encapsulated here.

like
is it indestructible or no
it just got deflected by a bum ass chair pic.twitter.com/AuuA91vrlY

— Vanta Greige (@ultramaricon) April 25, 2021

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 April 2021 03:58 (three years ago) link

YES same i thought that too!

also Sam as Black Captain America : his dope white costume gave me Evel Knievel vibes, i was feeling it 100%

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 April 2021 04:52 (three years ago) link

Didn't they say something like these shows are just supplemental to the movies, and if you just watch the movies you'll be able to keep up with the main plot of the MCU?

Because both shows so far have had some fairly fundamental changes to the MCU

groovypanda, Sunday, 25 April 2021 18:49 (three years ago) link

expodumps

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Sunday, 25 April 2021 18:50 (three years ago) link

they're making an Expodumps movie? that's a deep cut

rob, Sunday, 25 April 2021 19:24 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/4iC82eRMbe

— David A. Cárdenas B. (@seniorprsdnte) April 26, 2021

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 05:06 (three years ago) link

lol but also accurate? his body seemed... not right in that suit

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 07:14 (three years ago) link

and sic: you should probably post the appropriate liefeld gif for those less than hardcore nerds among us who may not get the reference

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 07:15 (three years ago) link

I liked the idea of it being a bemusing freefloating meme for TV-watching randos but the two sources are there on the clickthrough

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 07:31 (three years ago) link

In a movie that would be full of visual effects and greenscreen — as all Marvel movies are — Feige says Zhao “was really fighting for practical locations” in accordance with her vision for it. At one point, they cut a sample reel of “Eternals” for Disney higher-ups to watch.

“And I had to keep saying, ‘This is right out of a camera; there’s no VFX work to this at all!’” Feige says. “Because it was a beautiful sunset, with perfect waves and mist coming up from the shore on this giant cliffside — really impressive stuff.” Later, watching “Nomadland,” he saw similar shots. “Oh! That is not just what she wanted to bring to Marvel,” he remembers thinking. “This is a signature style.”

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...

— Boots, 'with the fur' (@afraidofwasps) September 26, 2019

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:26 (three years ago) link

Get a good director with a good crew and let them cook who knew

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

tbh we don’t know yet

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 21:55 (three years ago) link

wonder if she is regretting the marvel move or if this is all copacetic or what

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 22:12 (three years ago) link

At this point I can't imagine there are any illusions about what a director's getting themselves into.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 22:15 (three years ago) link

Right? I'm sure it will help her finance one or two more pet projects, although I'm sure the Oscars will also help relieve that particular pressure.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link

money machine goes brrrrrrrrr iirc
lol xp

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link

they bought her an Oscar, she'll play ball

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 22:29 (three years ago) link

Right? I'm sure it will help her finance one or two more pet projects, although I'm sure the Oscars will also help relieve that particular pressure.

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, April 28, 2021

billionaire dads help too iirc

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 29 April 2021 00:54 (three years ago) link

was not aware though it explains a lot about how she made the transition to filmmaker in the american west with non-actors!

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 April 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link

i should be clear that's a not a knock and an oscar still greases the skids for whatever she wants to do next!

(cf megan ellison. there are plenty of people born on third base who don't have multiple oscar noms in their dossier)

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 29 April 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link

Another thoughtful Charles Pulliam-Moore consideration, talking about many different recent series/films as well:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/racism-is-how-you-get-shows-like-the-falcon-and-the-wi-1846791627

IIRC the making-of for the series is running now.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 May 2021 00:04 (three years ago) link

I thought the ending was a disappointment, particularly given the Zemo speech about heroic supremacy, and the idea of Captain America as the bloodied face of empire.

DJI, Saturday, 1 May 2021 01:35 (three years ago) link

Basically two years of release dates:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdpxoFcdORI

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 May 2021 15:09 (three years ago) link

Black Widow’s release date was changed from May 7 to July 9, 2021 back in March. It’ll be shown in both theaters and Disney+.
Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings is coming out on September 23, 2021.
The Eternals, directed by recent Oscar winner Chloe Zhao, will premiere on November 5, 2021.
Spider-Man: No Way Home premieres on December 17, 2021. It’s sooner than the date in the original teaser, which mentioned it’d be coming on Christmas.
As previously announced, Thor: Love And Thunder premieres on February 11, 2022.
Doctor Strange: In The Multiverse Of Madness premieres on March 25, 2022. It was originally slated for November 6, 2020.
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever is still keeping the previously announced date of July 8, 2022. We still don’t have word on how the story continues after the death of Chadwick Boseman, so it’s a big surprise that it’s slated to come out next year. It’s especially interesting, considering Marvel Studios had no plans of digitally having the late actor reprise the role.
The Marvels premieres on November 11, 2022.
Paul Rudd reprises his role as Ant-Man in Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania, which premieres February 17, 2023.
The James Gunn-directed Guardians Of The Galaxy: Vol. 3 premieres May 5, 2023.

Plus a blink and you'll miss it tease of Fantastic Four thrown in four good measure.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 May 2021 15:10 (three years ago) link

I fundamentally disagree with that Pulliam-Moore piece’s conclusions about The Falcon and The Winter Soldier but a large part of that disagreement comes from passing familiarity with the source material. I think he 100% misread the US Agent origin story and I don’t know what Isaiah Bradley would have done in a more expanded role in the story other than add more Black suffering, which he’s already criticizing in the piece. Most of the criticism seems to be “none of these are as good as Get Out” which… okay? I agree, but also Get Out is a superlative piece of work that is better than most other movies and TV shows, so that doesn’t bother me.

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link

Ah, okay, I thought The Marvels was something new but I guess it's just the updated title for the Captain Marvel sequel (apparently also featuring Monica Rambeau and, based on the typography of the title, possibly also Kamala Khan?).

That video did the trick of getting me hyped to see these in the theater. Guy Debord would be proud.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link

Oh, The Marvels is the new title for Captain Marvel 2, was wondering what that was before I watched the promo.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:25 (three years ago) link

I think he 100% misread the US Agent origin story

I thought so, too. Which I think partly hinges on his not knowing who JLD is supposed to be.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:26 (three years ago) link

She doesn't read as "good guy" regardless of context so it's weird that it would be interpreted that the whole deal Walker is signing up for is meant to be thought of as heroic

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link

So the plan foe the next two years is three new properties up front and then SEVEN sequels?

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link

More like two, since I wouldn't consider a Black Widow spin-off a "new property".

But lots of chances to introduce new characters and significant twists to the MCU (female Thor, Ms Marvel, to name just a few), so I don't think it's all that bleak.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link

xp
fyi, you're in the MCU thread

rob, Monday, 3 May 2021 15:42 (three years ago) link

broadly, every movie since The Incredible Hulk has been a sequel

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link

also—do correct me if I'm wrong here, I'm no expert—but aren't the "new characters and significant twists" all taken from pre-existing comics storylines?

rob, Monday, 3 May 2021 15:45 (three years ago) link

As far as what's been (un)officially announced, yes.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:45 (three years ago) link

Is the new Loki series based on a comic?

rob, Monday, 3 May 2021 15:47 (three years ago) link

There have been Loki comics but the plotline of the show looks like its own thing, built around his new status in the MCU.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link

phew, almost forgot to vote

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 3 May 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link

I just watched episode 3 of F&WS, and what I found distracting to the point of ruining my enjoyment was the fact that Madripoor is supposed to be "In the Indonesian islands", yet every character was wearing like knee length trenchcoats and black leather onesies the whole time.

chap, Saturday, 8 May 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link

One was wearing a fur coat! In Indonesia!

chap, Saturday, 8 May 2021 15:23 (three years ago) link

I mean if we're talking about wearing something 'cool-looking' in a climate not suited for it, that ship sailed a loooong time ago:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ncd4b5d_cM0/maxresdefault.jpg

But Roz's statements upthread (or was it Twitter?) about the whole choppiness of the Madripoor depiction are worth noting.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 May 2021 16:29 (three years ago) link

for the non-Marvel Zombies among you, Madripoor in the comics dates back to Claremont's mutant runs (most heavily in Wolverine's first solo book in the 90's) and was basically a blend of Caniff's "yellow peril" piers of Asian iniquity, Casablanca, Jabba's Palace and Blade Runner's LA. They probably shouldn't have gone to the well for this as source material in the first place as it is impossibly outdated and inherently problematic.

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 May 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link

That video did the trick of getting me hyped to see these in the theater.

― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch)

man if they've convinced Old Lunch to finally get excited for a Marvel movie...

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 8 May 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link

I am amused that thanks to Coronavirus, Phase 4 will feature a few years with 4 films, much as the previous phases had 1-, 2- and 3-film years.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 8 May 2021 22:12 (three years ago) link

xpost The key part of my comment was the 'in the theater' bit, ya wiseacre.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 9 May 2021 03:08 (three years ago) link

I didn’t know you’ve been waiting for TV until now!

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 9 May 2021 04:50 (three years ago) link

Oh my gawwwwd, it's like talking to Drax (a character featured in such films as Guardians of the Galaxy and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2).

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 9 May 2021 11:58 (three years ago) link

Can I axe you people something? Why is Spider-man even called Spider-man? I get that he was bit by a radioactive spider, but his only powers or features that have anything to do with spiders (the web shooters) also have nothing to do with being bit, they're just tech devices that anyone could use. But his other powers - like sticking to walls, his so-called "spider-sense" (aka a heightened nervous response, agility, strength, etc. - are not unique to spiders. Whereas some of the things that *are* unique to spiders, like eight legs, or sucking the life out of prey, or poison or whatever, are *not* powers he has. I mean, Ant-man can shrink to the size of an ant and talk to ants, the Falcon has wings, Dr. Oc has multiple arms, Rhino dresses like a rhino, and so on, they're all pretty literal minded. But Spider-man? It's a pretty confusing moniker. They should probably change it.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 May 2021 19:40 (three years ago) link

Josh.

Nhex, Monday, 10 May 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link

why isn't Ant-Man called Gecko-Man at moments when he has only shrunk to the size of a gecko

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 10 May 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

Maybe he's just been different sizes of geckos all along. Also, he can't stick to things like geckos.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 May 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

But, like, if Ant-Man developed tech that let him stick to things, then sure, he could be Gecko-Man.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/40/Gordon_Gekko.jpg/220px-Gordon_Gekko.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 May 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link

Josh.

― Nhex, Monday, May 10, 2021 2:47 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I lolled.

He's Spider-Man because his spider-centric powers were triggered by a bite from a radioactive spider. For a more detailed explanation, consult the works of J. Michael Straczynski but don't say that you weren't warned. Once you come across the term 'spider totem' you might not be able to crawl back out of the rabbit hole.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 May 2021 19:59 (three years ago) link

But he doesn't really have any spider-centric powers! He has kind of generic bug/insect powers, but the only really spider-y thing about him is the web slingers, and those did not come from the spider bite.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 May 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link

Has there ever been a Spider-man that wrapped baddies up in webs and then drained the life out of them with their fangs? There should be.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 May 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

I think some of the movies actually had him generating webs from his body, from (I guess) glands on his wrists.

DJI, Monday, 10 May 2021 20:43 (three years ago) link

I mean, when you think about it, how "incredible" really is the Hulk after all? Wouldn't you say he's more "grotesque", in the "comically distorted" meaning?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 10 May 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

Man-Spider is the guy you're looking for Josh

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/8/8f/Man-Spider.png

Number None, Monday, 10 May 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link

lol imagine if Man-Spider was a hero (assuming it wasn't)

xpost The Incredulous Hulk.

xxpost That does ring a bell, maybe in the Raimi movies?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 May 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

iron man is never seen pressing a shirt, wtf is goin on

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Monday, 10 May 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

The Raimi movies did make that valuable correction, yes (and also had an alarmed teenage Spidey learning about his body changing by uncontrollably jizzing white ropes of webbing all over his bedroom)

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 10 May 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link

The Thing is rarely seen as loving, and is far more frequently dour or violent

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 10 May 2021 20:57 (three years ago) link

Josh, look up "Spiders-Man"

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Monday, 10 May 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link

is this now a w33d thread

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 May 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link

w33d man & wasp

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Monday, 10 May 2021 21:13 (three years ago) link

Stephen Strange continuing to refer to himself as a doctor is, at best, misleading

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 May 2021 21:29 (three years ago) link

black panther does not hunt prey nocturnally nor does he sleep in a tree wtf

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 May 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

Captain America reports to Major America

rob, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link

The Wasp is, in fact, Catholic

rob, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:38 (three years ago) link

Why is the Vision not just called the Five Senses, what, is his tongue broken

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 May 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

Vizzie Gillespie

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 May 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

xpost are you (someone up there) suggesting that Dr Strange hasn't renewed his medical license, and should therefore be stripped of his title? I mean, he's a trained doctor! If someone asked for a doctor on a flight should he stay silent?!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 May 2021 22:32 (three years ago) link

Holy shit, Spiders-Man is incredible. If you think about it, that's kind of an instance of spiders being given the powers (shape?) of a *man*, the reverse Spider-Man.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 May 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

Stephen is very proud of his Masters degree in the mystic arts iirc

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 10 May 2021 22:40 (three years ago) link

I thought Spiders-Man would be how Gruber says Spidermans.

DJI, Monday, 10 May 2021 23:13 (three years ago) link

His doctorate, surely. His dissertation was "Does Dormammu Shave? Grooming as an Indicator of Malevolence Among Demigod-Level Entities."

xp

In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Monday, 10 May 2021 23:13 (three years ago) link

why does he use the title Master of the Mystic Arts then? category fraud. tell the HFPA that we're cancelling next year's Agamotton Orbs ceremony.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 10 May 2021 23:27 (three years ago) link

yeah sorry wmc u walked into that one. says master of arts right there on the tin.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 10 May 2021 23:53 (three years ago) link

So he spent all that time at medical school, but he stopped magic school when he got his masters? No doctorate in mystic arts?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 May 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link

black panther does not hunt prey nocturnally nor does he sleep in a tree wtf

does a panther shit in the woods tho

https://i.imgur.com/3r8TMtp.jpg

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 00:25 (three years ago) link

It’s mostly places in Europe where you can get doctoral degrees in mystic arts, but he could get one in mystic arts history or administration

joygoat, Tuesday, 11 May 2021 14:20 (three years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/r4cy0qkd23cz.jpg

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 14:56 (three years ago) link

So was looking for an old post of mine from ILM and found this, New Mavel films which may have been the first post on ILX re the MCU

obviously I misspelled Marvel, but was interested to see the initially planned/announced films such as Shang-Chi (which obv has ended up being what 15, 20 movies on?)

H in Addis, Saturday, 15 May 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

Ya gotta start somewhere!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 May 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link

Power Pack destined to get a gritty reboot, I tell ya.

Nhex, Saturday, 15 May 2021 21:35 (three years ago) link

There have been reports that the delays in making non-white-male films were significantly due to Mar-A-Lago’s beloved uncle Ike.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 15 May 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

Hmm, I wouldn’t be surprised

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 May 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

Oh, those are all going to suck.
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, September 6, 2005 1:46 PM (fifteen years ago)

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 May 2021 22:42 (three years ago) link

I mean

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Saturday, 15 May 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link

I trust that review but only insofar as his descriptions of the show are accurate representations of just how not funny it is.

The fact that this was actually made by the Robot Chicken animation studio kinda seals the deal for me to the extent that the deal wasn't already pretty much sealed.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:27 (three years ago) link

I find a lot of Robot Chicken funny but most of it is due to Seth Green afaict

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link

Ant Man!!!!

Man, they are gonna have a hard time turning this stuff into something interesting...

― iodine (iodine), Tuesday, September 6, 2005 11:13 PM (fifteen years ago)

they should do Nick Fury like he is in the ultimate x-men comics (actually that's all i really know him by)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, September 7, 2005 1:52 AM (fifteen years ago)

If they keep the tone of Brubaker's Captain America, I'll be down.
(...)
the Avengers - Oh fuck off. This movie will never be made, and shame on them for pretending it might be.
Black Panther - FROM THE DIRECTOR OF HOUSE PARTY 2!
Ant-Man - Only if it's a remake of Inner Space.
(...)

― Huk-L Has Spoken. (Huk-L), Wednesday, September 7, 2005 2:47 AM (fifteen years ago)

From the director of Rocky 7

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 17 May 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link

it's kind of hilarious how wildly wrong that thread was about how these movies would be received

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Monday, 17 May 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

deleted scene of wanda and agatha fighting in the finale #MTVAwards #WandaVision pic.twitter.com/ZBc6eBJvkK

— ken (@wandaslizzie) May 17, 2021

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 01:06 (three years ago) link

xpost It's easy to forget that most pre-MCU Marvel movies were garbage. I certainly assumed the MCU would follow suit.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 01:39 (three years ago) link

One last Loki trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vpCIadly88

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 18:23 (three years ago) link

When does this bunkum come out

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link

Few more weeks

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 23:43 (three years ago) link

Yep, June 9th

groovypanda, Thursday, 20 May 2021 10:27 (three years ago) link

"Throughout the years we have never interfered, until now."

Watch the brand-new teaser trailer for Marvel Studios' #Eternals and experience it in theaters this November. pic.twitter.com/ey0ZMWRzF9

— Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios) May 24, 2021

As someone who doesn't know anything about the Eternals, this ... doesn't make me want to learn. I mean, it'll probably be solid, but I need more data.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 May 2021 13:56 (three years ago) link

I mean, it'll probably be solid, but I need more data.

"Alexa, what is a teaser trailer?"

groovypanda, Monday, 24 May 2021 14:05 (three years ago) link

knowing anything about the eternals would not make it any more interesting fwiw

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 24 May 2021 14:07 (three years ago) link

There's a tease, and then there's "here's two minutes of solemn figures standing and looking solemn."

So again, knowing nothing myself, are there people out there that will Jolie as Queen Spaceathena and think, "zomg, she nails it, I am so psyched!' For sure, I'd totally believe it, just have no idea.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 May 2021 14:49 (three years ago) link

Josh, have you met people

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Monday, 24 May 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link

so this one has robb stark AND jon snow in it?

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Monday, 24 May 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Angelina%20jolie&src=typed_query

Bear in mind I did not know what would come up when I searched this but I had a hunch

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Monday, 24 May 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link

Lol, I have met people, but most importantly I was once a 13-year old boy who had a little calendar where I would scribble down the release dates of awesome movies I was psyched to see, like "Dead Heat." So I guess I knew the answer already.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 May 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link

"Angeline Jolie IS Spacequeen!"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 May 2021 15:08 (three years ago) link

Only Kirby/von Daniken stans are pre-stoked for this, guessing. Plus fans of the actors and anyone who's enjoying a more diverse MCU. The Celestials are pretty cool (as shown in a GotG scene). Kirby gave them fun names like Bill the Judger and Tim the Improver (not really), but they aren't humanized and don't talk. One of the Eternals, Ajak, interprets for them, so they just stand about ominously.

The Eternals to me were a strange "the gods are based on them" variant in a comics universe that had already incorporated Greek and Norse gods (and other mythologies?), so felt superfluous and conflicting. Also, I'm not a huge Kirby fan, so big panels of cosmic Kirby machines weren't awesome. Going into this with no expectations, so hopefully will be surprised.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 24 May 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link

at the very least it's gonna look very pretty

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Monday, 24 May 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link

It's going to be about a bunch of space people wandering America doing seasonal work.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 May 2021 15:58 (three years ago) link

As a huge Kirby fan this looks like dull as dishwater cosplay.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 24 May 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link

yyyyyeah, i'm kinda there with you but high hopes for Zhao temper that.

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 May 2021 18:04 (three years ago) link

"I'm gonna be honest, the Eternals wasn't in my top three for most anticipated movie of phase 4, but after seeing that teaser trailer I'm all for it - The cinematography is absolutely incredible!" pic.twitter.com/SyNidgd9TJ

— Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) May 24, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 12:46 (three years ago) link

IGN article about the Eternals, if anyone wants background.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link

Have just rewatched Dr Strange. Did anything come of that final post credits scene?

groovypanda, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link

ha, forgot about that entirely!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

With Mordo? He's returning in DS 2, In the Multiverse of Madness. The Wikipedia entry states In the film, Strange unleashes an unspeakable evil as he faces a friend-turned-enemy, which seems like a Mordo / Nightmare combo based on other news. Scarlet Witch and Miss America (character who apparently opens doors to alternate realities?) also included.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:08 (three years ago) link

Wait, did I know they were introducing America Chavez in that sequel? I'm not sure I did. Anyway that character rules

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link

I didn't know she was going to be in DS 2, but I knew she was imminent in the MCU.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

I've seen rumors that Shuma-Gorath may be the heavy (or a heavy, at least) in DS2, pursuing America Chavez through the multiverse.

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link

I am actually super psyched to see America Chavez on-screen, but I might be the only one.

Nhex, Thursday, 27 May 2021 00:15 (three years ago) link

definitely not. high risk character but awesome if they get it right.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 May 2021 01:05 (three years ago) link

With Mordo? He's returning in DS 2, In the Multiverse of Madness.

Thanks. Did wonder if that was the case and guess they weren't expecting a six year gap between the films when shooting the first one

groovypanda, Thursday, 27 May 2021 06:53 (three years ago) link

Originally should've been out in late 2020 (four years after the first, and one year after Endgame). Forgot about the director turnover and Raimi eventually getting the job, and obviously COVID didn't help...

Nhex, Thursday, 27 May 2021 13:23 (three years ago) link

"The Eternals to me were a strange "the gods are based on them" variant in a comics universe that had already incorporated Greek and Norse gods (and other mythologies?), so felt superfluous and conflicting"

Kirby had no intention of setting the Eternals in the mainstream Marvel continuity, and in fact bristled when the likes of Roy the Boy, Mark Gruenwald and other kontinuity kops at Marvel tried to fit it in with the marvel cosmology…one of the oldest comics I have is the issue of thor in the middle of what is retroactively known as the eternals saga after Jack's eternals series proper ended in which Roy the Boy crowbarred the eternals and the celestials alongside the Marvel Asgard, Olympus, etc etc

Those guys called him "Jack the Hack" at the time, being as his dialogue was pretty jagged and his art so defiantly stylized…was jack gonna try to be more like Neal Adams? Not bloody likely! He had no interest in fitting everything tidily together, the way Thomas, Gruenwald and indeed the Marvel fanbase desired… I gotta say that I love that Roy thomas during this run was so gripped by his compulsion that part of the above run saw him devote several issues to why the blonde thor doesn't resemble the red-haired bearded lout that Norse myth tended to represent…

veronica moser, Thursday, 27 May 2021 15:06 (three years ago) link

Thanks for that explanation. As a kid, maybe was conditioned to expect connections and want the tidiness. Marvel Team-Up combining Spider-Man with Killraven and Conan, etc.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 27 May 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link

i always assumed The Eternals was a kirby's limited series marvel reboot take of the fourth world stuff, no?
in a better world, kirby would be the dc and marvel cameo god

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:35 (three years ago) link

well it for sure was a continuation of the Fourth World shit that also didn't succeed at DC… at DC, the likes of Carmine Infantino and Julie Schwartz were not going to say "what you're doing here needs to fit in with everything else, Jack" because in the early 70s DC was still run by older guys who were bemused by fans turned pro/archeologists like Roy the Boy…he and the other fans turned pros were the ones that decreed that Devil Dinosaur, Killraven, Deathlok and I think even the allegedly very good Dracula (haven't read it) are all in Marvel continuity…the Marvel older guy brass like Stan and Romita were like "uh, ok, seems a little anal, but you guys seem to know what the nerds want, fine, it's all in continuity," whereas the DC older guys were like "what the fuck are you young nerds talking about?"

the Eternals were supposed to keep going like any other series, as mini- or maxi- series had not been even contemplated at the time… the Eternals didn't have a breakout character like Darkseid…and for that matter, it was somebody else's idea that Starlin's similarly inclined denizens of Titan that gave us Thanos, Eros et al were in fact Eternals who had seceded from Earth… in that case, I think making that connection was a perfectly good idea, although I think Starlin is like "I had no intention of linking those two races up… whatever, Gru" or whoever came up with that…

veronica moser, Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link

part of what makes the fourth world collections so much fun is that jimmy olsen and superman just barge into this whole separate universe over here that neither they nor we know anything about and everything is equally compelling and visually exciting so you have a sense of wonders upon wonders
there have been a zillion new universes since but i think maybe only kirby figured out how to do it right

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link

shocked that you nerds aren't already talking loki. is a thread necessary?

gotta wait until tonight to watch it with the kid

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link

I enjoyed every second of this.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 June 2021 22:46 (three years ago) link

This was great

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Thursday, 10 June 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

omg i forgot!! will watch tonight :D

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 00:03 (three years ago) link

All I know is if they don't do the Deadpool story where Loki shows up and says "I am your father" story line, they are missing out on what could be pretty fun if done right, especially considering what happens to DP's face as a consequence.

earlnash, Thursday, 10 June 2021 00:58 (three years ago) link

This was very good! Loved the 70s sci-fi meets Terry Gilliam's Brazil vibe.

Roz, Thursday, 10 June 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

I had the same thought about Brazil!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 10 June 2021 02:32 (three years ago) link

um yes hi Loki is great i love it the end

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 04:51 (three years ago) link

Yup, solid start all around. Also ended on the right fucked up note.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 June 2021 06:00 (three years ago) link

I'm aware the TVA has been around in the comics since the mid-90s, but if I was Steve Blackman I'd probably still give my lawyers a call in the morning just to spitball. Which is to say this was great, but it'll remind a lot of people of The Umbrella Academy.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:12 (three years ago) link

I wold have had an easier time with the TVA if they weren't so strict about the timeline. Does this mean there is no free will? Is the TVA the baddies?

DJI, Sunday, 13 June 2021 15:36 (three years ago) link

Fucking time travel amirite? I'm getting pretty sick of it. Any time you think more than five seconds about a time travel plot it all falls apart.

DJI, Sunday, 13 June 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

There are some easter egg-y bits suggesting that Kang (who is confirmed for the next Ant-Man film) may be one of the three timelords. So your POV may prove prescient.

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Sunday, 13 June 2021 18:50 (three years ago) link

when did owen wilson age into becoming john slattery?

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Sunday, 13 June 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link

I had the same thought

joygoat, Sunday, 13 June 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link

Owen wilson is always a joy for me and i hope he is well

he looks so good w grey hair holy shit

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 June 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link

posts very much in character <3

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 14 June 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

:D

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 June 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link

I like how owen wilson gets to do his signature 'whispery, flirty nonsense' occassionally, like talking up to the TVA judge.... he's still got it!

Swanswans, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 09:40 (three years ago) link

More of that this episode - if it was just 5 episodes of Tom and Owen bickering I would be very okay with that

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:26 (three years ago) link

mmm ragnarok salad

Roz, Thursday, 17 June 2021 02:27 (three years ago) link

Yes as I was saying on the netflix thread - Wilson/Hiddleston banter I am here for, it was great.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2021 03:52 (three years ago) link

This show is so much fun.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 19 June 2021 05:33 (three years ago) link

jet ski magazine <3

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 June 2021 05:52 (three years ago) link

Caught up with this now and as well as Brazil/Umbrella Academy it seems heavily redolent of Legion

groovypanda, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 13:46 (three years ago) link

I know we're only two episodes in but I think I like this one the most of the Disney+ shows thus far. Hiddleston's Loki + Owen Wilson is a truly inspired combination, and I hope they find a way to continue the pairing beyond this show (assuming it's only limited to one season).

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:16 (three years ago) link

Thought this was fun, exciting, well scripted, well performed, a story I haven’t seen before on television – the whole package. Some of the Kirby-tribute background shots were stunning. And it looks especially amazing considering almost every scene is basically just two people in a room talking, during a pandemic. Like Wandavision - and TFAWS, which did it badly - it feels like an actual comic book story, not just a blockbuster movie with comic book characters in it.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:00 (three years ago) link

Intrigued to figure out how they’ll do their usual thing and turn it into an airborne fight between two energy beings in the last half an hour.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:02 (three years ago) link

"warring timelines" will be the beams of light, obviously

Nhex, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link

I look forward to getting stuck in to Loki based on what I've read here. WandaVision was so much fun but F&WS ultimately pretty boring and dour, and I couldn't give a shit about the Falcon's sister's damn boat.

chap, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:48 (three years ago) link

Guess you aren't gonna be waiting in line when the Falcon's Sister's Damn Boat film drops next year.

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link

I heard a rumor that the boat is actually Mephisto in disguise.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link

lol at the notion that umbrella academy somehow broke important new ground in comic book storylines

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link

Yeah but the comment was "it'll remind a lot of people of The Umbrella Academy" which I think is fair enough as would imagine the majority of Netflix viewers who watched it don't read comics.

groovypanda, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 06:42 (three years ago) link

I only read the first volume of Umbrella Academy, did it develop a concept or storyline beyond "1989 Doom Patrol tribute band"?

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 07:15 (three years ago) link

funny you should say, given s1 of doom patrol was effectively “umbrella academy, but good”

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 11:51 (three years ago) link

the 1989 Doom Patrol was good

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link

Yo this show, it’s my shit

an eco-conscious Music Box (DJP), Thursday, 24 June 2021 02:12 (three years ago) link

the 1989 Doom Patrol was good


umbrella academy should have steered into that a bit more

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 24 June 2021 03:35 (three years ago) link

Holy shit, ep 3 is full-on a Doctor Who episode

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 24 June 2021 04:14 (three years ago) link

Definitely that but relatedly some serious Douglas Adams vibes too, it wasn’t called an ark for nothing. Best episode yet, especially for being essentially a bottle episode at that.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 June 2021 05:02 (three years ago) link

Oh yeah, definitely caught some Hitchhiker vibes, too

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 24 June 2021 05:40 (three years ago) link

There is a cast of dozens, almost none of the regulars appear, and all but one (used for thirty seconds) of the sets was new to this ep iirc - that's the opposite of a money-saving bottle episode!



Seems likely that Adams' Ark was inspired by Who, fwiw: he'd already been mailing pitches in when Doctor Who's serial The Ark In Space ran in 1975, and got a meeting & pitched a story called The Krikkitmen in 1976, directly to the author of Ark In Space, who was also the equivalent of a head writer/showrunner at the time*. Adams got his first freelance commission as a writer for the show by pitching with the pilot script of Hitchhikers in 1977, and had to get John Lloyd to write the later eps of the first series with/for him bcz he was busy with that Who four-parter.

Having gotten hired as a BBC radio producer after that first HHTTG series was produced, he became Who's "~showrunner~" six months later in October 1978, while his first serial as writer was going to air (his first obvious rewriting is on the final ep of Season 16). It took six months of rescheduled studio bookings to get the five episodes of Hitchhiker's second series - including the Golgafrincham B-Ark plotline - done, as Adams repeatedly failed to complete the scripts, due to simultaneously working on the HHTTG novel, stage play, LP and having a full-time day job on Who.

So Long And Thanks For All The Fish is basically the first** piece of Hitchhikers after the pilot episode that wasn't bashed out in a panic as a side-project from, or reworking of, Doctor Who!

* (Adams later rewrote the pitch as a Doctor Who And The Krikkitmen feature film in 1980, and re-rewrote as the third HHTTG novel when that went nowhere.) ((The first Dirk Gently novel is also a reworking of two of his Who serials, down to still including a TARDIS, dematerialising so the sofa gets stuck.))

** or only, if your headcanon rightly doesn't include Mostly Harmless.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 24 June 2021 06:15 (three years ago) link

Well, conceptual bottle if you like, didn’t expect most of the episode to be the two of them just talking!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 June 2021 06:23 (three years ago) link

the sicbot will not tolerate your puny human asides

<3

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 June 2021 06:50 (three years ago) link

Both the first two episodes also (seemed to me to be saving money by) having half the running time be two ppl in a room talking - either Wilson and Loki, or Wilson and boss. Though the sets look to be almost entirely digital, and I wonder if that's because it's cheaper, or just safer in covid times, and actually more expensive.

(This interview with the bloke who novelised Krikkitmen in 2018 claims that the Golgafrincham plot was actually reworked from a Who pitch that was rejected because he'd clearly been too closely inspired by Ark In Space! Which I've never heard before, but since this guy had access to Adams' archives in order to write these and other novelisations...)

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 24 June 2021 06:59 (three years ago) link

I appreciate all of Loki's confusing and elaborate metaphors.

This show looks really good for an MCU thingy - loved the purple skyline with the asteroids falling all around a dying planet

Roz, Thursday, 24 June 2021 10:42 (three years ago) link

Wasn't sure at first how I felt at first about the abrupt, Owen-free segue this episode but it won me over. Long unbroken action shots are turning out to be my crack, it seems, so I was a big fan of the end sequence.

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 June 2021 11:06 (three years ago) link

Can we get the Loki show runner to take over Doctor Who and commission a Snowpiercer episode?

an eco-conscious Music Box (DJP), Thursday, 24 June 2021 12:23 (three years ago) link

Yes please - I still can’t get through the Chibnall era and it bums me out so much cause I love Jodie Whittaker.

Kate Herron is a director on Sex Education too, she seems pretty fantastic so far.

Roz, Thursday, 24 June 2021 13:26 (three years ago) link

The director of all the Capaldi Who two-part season finales is watching Loki:

Loki ep 3 (spoiler, opinion) -- first third pure Doctor Who, a really beautifully choreographed fight, 2nd third a lot of talking that's like, um, wha?, last third amazing action putting Who budget to bed in the first three shots. I found the action particularly engaging.

— Rachel Talalay (@rtalalay) June 24, 2021

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 24 June 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link

From the moment I joined @LokiOfficial it was very important to me, and my goal, to acknowledge Loki was bisexual. It is a part of who he is and who I am too. I know this is a small step but I’m happy, and heart is so full, to say that this is now Canon in #mcu #Loki 💗💜💙 pic.twitter.com/lz3KJbewx8

— Kate Herron (@iamkateherron) June 23, 2021

Which is awesome though I did wonder if there are parts of the community who will be unhappy at the higher percentage of bi visibility that are now trickster gods of lies.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

The FX and direction are *really• impressive. And somehow manages to be flamboyant without being Fukunaga-ishly "look at me!!!"

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:58 (three years ago) link

"my sole personal intent in taking this job was to represent bisexuality by making it clear that the most self-interested and mendacious people in the world will take advantage of either binary gender if it suits their own nefarious purposes 🌈"

it worked for John Constantine though, so

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link

Meantime in movie world

Watch the brand-new trailer for Marvel Studios’ #ShangChi and the Legend of the Ten Rings and experience it only in theaters September 3. pic.twitter.com/JMypllwDK9

— Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios) June 25, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 June 2021 14:04 (three years ago) link

Finally caught up with last week's "Loki," which was fun, but ... I can't tell if some of the scenes, particularly the action scenes, were clunky because of Covid, or clunky just because they're clunky. Same thing with a bunch of Falcon and the Winter Snowman. Like the instructions were something like, "ok, stay six feet apart but pretend you're punching people, which we'll add later, along with the set and the FX. And then we'll use more FX to move you and your sparring partners closer together." Which can't be that different from how these things often are, so maybe it's just because I'm paying closer attention the seams seem to be a little less seamless.

Anyway, this episode also felt very much like a "Mandalorian" episode.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 June 2021 17:12 (three years ago) link

Ha I very much said that last point at a couple of times.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2021 17:20 (three years ago) link

Falcon and the Winter Snowman

i'm assuming the "winter snowman" eventually becomes captain canada

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Monday, 28 June 2021 17:21 (three years ago) link

Post-credits scene this week, and more timey wimey shenanigans

Roz, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 12:51 (three years ago) link

I was going to say, THAT was a final shot cameo.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 July 2021 04:57 (three years ago) link

no idea what that final shot was all about or who but it was a v enjoyable episode

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 July 2021 05:05 (three years ago) link

Does explain all the random “RICHARD GRANT!” posts on my Twitter timeline. I just thought people were celebrating him for being him, which is always a good idea.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 July 2021 05:07 (three years ago) link

I am extremely happy about the show’s wholesale embrace of peak nu-Who and would gladly watch any sort of crossover as long as it wasn’t run by Chibnall

an eco-conscious Music Box (DJP), Thursday, 1 July 2021 09:46 (three years ago) link

Haha I didnt even realise it was REG til the credit came up afterward I went WHAAAAAT and had to rewind it. Whats with his absurd undies-on-outside and handbag lol.

They were more Lokis werent they? Did one have Thor's hammer??

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2021 10:36 (three years ago) link

Also, Alligator Loki?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 July 2021 12:21 (three years ago) link

there was a frog thor for a while, why not a gator loki

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 July 2021 12:25 (three years ago) link

Frog Thor was anthropomorphized, wasn't he? I like the idea of Loki as an alligator full-stop, no opposable thumbs and all. Like, how would you even know if it was a Loki if it couldn't talk? And wouldn't someone have to stick the crown on it? I find that really funny. Like, "we're not sure this alligator is even a Loki, but we crowned it, just in case. Helps us keep it apart from the other alligators."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 July 2021 12:39 (three years ago) link

Haha I didnt even realise it was REG til the credit came up afterward I went WHAAAAAT and had to rewind it


Same here!

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link

A little more about all them new variants

https://gizmodo.com/how-lokis-mid-credits-revealed-the-most-promising-part-1847205559

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:02 (three years ago) link

watched all four of these today. owen wilson is really good! the fight scenes are whatevs

needs more pillboi tho

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:11 (three years ago) link

lol the existence of pillboi's character should've had the tva question whether they were products of divine creation far earlier on

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link

*questioning

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link

lol!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link

I'm hoping that in his past life Mobius was Owen Wilson.

Who is really enjoyable in this, absolutely lovely to see new acting multiverses opening up to him.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:54 (three years ago) link

"Maybe I rode a jetski". I hope he is somewhere else after his pruning.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 2 July 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link

...sorry, how spoilery are we allowed to be here doh.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 2 July 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link

Though the sets look to be almost entirely digital

the hand-to-hand combat in this covid-safe filming looked pretty dire BUT at least 100x better than the big fights in Endgame

(forgot that Eugene Cordero played Pillboi, was confused by this thread briefly)

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 2 July 2021 04:30 (three years ago) link

can't believe i out-pillboied sic

what a moment

mookieproof, Friday, 2 July 2021 04:35 (three years ago) link

he's still Tito Ben to me

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 2 July 2021 06:49 (three years ago) link

I'm only on episode 2 of Loki but this show is VERY MUCH MY SHIT. I thought WandaVision was going to be the whole reason I caught up with the MCU but how wrong I was.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 2 July 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link

lol @ Loki using classical Latin pronunciation at [scene of historical disaster]. Also I love the design of everything so much. Love the orange, love the midcentury vibe that somehow looks both futuristic and regrettably dated at the same time.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 2 July 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link

please tell me you watched Legion, in orbit.

DJI, Friday, 2 July 2021 17:01 (three years ago) link

Never even heard of it! I’ve been catching up via Disney+ (for my sins)—I’ll see if Legion is available.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 2 July 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link

i think it’s on hulu (perhaps)

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 July 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link

It's on Hulu. Check it out, and report back (if you feel like it)!

DJI, Friday, 2 July 2021 20:49 (three years ago) link

Give him credit just for being willing to wear the classic costume alone!

Nhex, Thursday, 8 July 2021 17:09 (three years ago) link

he clearly had a whale of a time

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 8 July 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link

man that was a great episode
theyve all been great obv but this felt like a full-on adventure

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link

OH does this mean there's a new ep out??! Going going gone (to the living room).

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link

Yeah, this episode was excellent. If they can stick the landing, this will be even better than WandaVision.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link

Intrigued to figure out how they’ll do their usual thing and turn it into an airborne fight between two energy beings in the last half an hour.

― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:02 (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well they kind of did this — although it wasn’t airborne — and it was actually pretty good for once! Three weeks ago, I, for one. could not have predicted this show would end its fifth episode with a fight between Richard E. Grant and an evil cloud.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 8 July 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

LOL I did wonder how it must have felt gesturing wildy into a green screen.

They do all those FX in a studio here in Melbourne as it happens.

That was a great episode. I'm curious next week to see what I am guessing will be a standoff between Mobious and his partner. Who BTW we're wondering if she's actually the big bad? She seems terribly invested in all this.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 8 July 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link

Ah! I knew that boat that fell out of the sky had to be something specific

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 8 July 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link

While we're waiting, I would like to make clear that all of this can go in my head as soon as possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYBcjr8vjTA

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 July 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

Ooh heres a thought - is it likely the ending of Loki will directly link to Dr Strange?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 9 July 2021 00:43 (three years ago) link

It looks like multiversity and time-fuckery will be among the threads running through this upcoming MCU phase (and it's right there in the name of the new Strange flick) so it seems very possible.

also reality-bending magic. latest episode seems to imply that Loki(s) is potentially as powerful as Wanda at enchantments/world-creation.

Roz, Friday, 9 July 2021 02:43 (three years ago) link

my stepkid's comment: "does the existence of alligator Loki mean that there's an alligaTHOR?"

Roz, Friday, 9 July 2021 02:45 (three years ago) link

Music in this show is so good, which is shocking for the MCU world of "generically rousing/menacing."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 July 2021 02:48 (three years ago) link

sylvie/loki makes me cringe lol, i hope they don't go any further with that than what we saw in this episode

Roz, Friday, 9 July 2021 03:39 (three years ago) link

Re the music I had never heard of her before this series. She’s good.

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Friday, 9 July 2021 03:40 (three years ago) link

Loki is supposed to go into the new Ant-Man movie and not Doctor Strange, which is why everyone is assuming the Big Bad for this is Kang The Conqueror since that casting for Ant-Man has been announced.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Friday, 9 July 2021 07:36 (three years ago) link

who is everyone

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 9 July 2021 07:56 (three years ago) link

Counterpoint: Sylvie / Loki is both hot and sweet

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 July 2021 08:35 (three years ago) link

Counterpoint: Sylvie / Loki is both hot and sweet

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 July 2021 08:35 (three years ago) link

I guess it’s a bit cringe but it’s meant to feel a bit cringe?

Got a lot of Grant Morrison/Animal Man 25 vibes from this too

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 9 July 2021 10:20 (three years ago) link

The thing with the Loki variations is that they are all presumably adoptees and therefore presumably the result of different parentage on occasion. So hooking up with his other self is only a little squicky in that context.

... what?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 July 2021 12:03 (three years ago) link

MOVING ALONG this show is great and I can’t wait to rewatch the last episode when I’m not passing out from tiredness

an eco-conscious Music Box (DJP), Friday, 9 July 2021 12:16 (three years ago) link

"everyone" = 'all the people I'm reading on the internet that aren't on this thread including multiple comics/sci-fi gossip sites'

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Friday, 9 July 2021 12:42 (three years ago) link

Gugu Mbatha-Raw's character is named Ravonna, aka the paramour of the aforementioned Ant-Man 3 villain. Given that and the timey-wimeyness, it's not a stretch to assume That One Dude might be behind the TVA's shenanigans.

how did they all find each other so quickly?

not being nitpicky, just wondered if i missed something

fanservice normnally makes me cringe but i enjoyed teeny frog thor and the thanos copter. it felt like they could be explained away by "everything is chaos" rather than "nudge, look, a FAN THING"

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 9 July 2021 12:51 (three years ago) link

... what?


I'm assuming that in different realities, Odin rescued different babies from the battlefield to lug home and raise as his own little god of mischief.

One of my favorite storylines was the late 80s Avengers where a Kang the Conquerer attempted to kill off all the Kang’s from other timelines.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Friday, 9 July 2021 12:51 (three years ago) link

I don't know much about that character in comics, but from little I've read, yeah, it makes perfect sense that he's involved. Plus, of course, yeah, said character is set for Ant-Man 3, which comes out next year. I don't think they'll formally introduce him before that, though, at least not directly, and probably not in the final episode of the Loki show. I like the theory that the Big Bad of Loki is ... another Loki.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 July 2021 12:54 (three years ago) link

I don't know much about that character in comics, but from little I've read, yeah, it makes perfect sense that he's involved. Plus, of course, yeah, said character is set for Ant-Man 3, which comes out next year. I don't think they'll formally introduce him before that, though, at least not directly, and probably not in the final episode of the Loki show. I like the theory that the Big Bad of Loki is ... another Loki.

(Big comics geek here) I wondered about the involvement of 'said villain' from early on as well (because of the time stuff and because of Ravonna), but kept having my doubts as I hadn't heard of (or expected) any lead-ins to the next Ant-Man movie, I also would not expect a movie villain to be introduced at the end of a series episode but who knows, it would make sense indeed and they already have an actor for the part.
My wife asked me last week whether I thought the big bad would be another version of Loki. I'm now wondering if they'll go into a bit of a different direction and make use of the villain called Immortus, who in the comics is an alternate future version of Kang, but maybe here he's an alternate future version of Loki instead?

Valentijn, Friday, 9 July 2021 13:07 (three years ago) link

There's only one episode left, I doubt they will introduce anyone that needs any sort of deep explanation.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 July 2021 13:13 (three years ago) link

loved the show so far but worried that the mcu’s pathological need to tie everything into something else will make for an unsatisfying finale. they can’t do endings because they don’t want any of their stories to truly end

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:20 (three years ago) link

There's only one episode left, I doubt they will introduce anyone that needs any sort of deep explanation.

That is indeed another reason why I'm having my doubts on 'said villain' and more expecting another Loki variant. But he could then still have taken on the role of a mastermind ruler, which is why I'm wondering if they shape it like that other villain I suggested.
But if they go full-on tie-in with the next Ant-Man villain, I expect that I'll be cheering at the screen next week myself - I love those MCU interconnections!

Valentijn, Friday, 9 July 2021 13:27 (three years ago) link

my money is on the final boss being loki from a timeline where the avengers didn’t win at the end of their first movie and loki got everything he wanted but still ended up miserable

the whole show has been about loki exploring himself, thematically it makes sense for the big bad to be loki, and for him to have to defeat the worst part of his own character

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:35 (three years ago) link

2 lokis 1 cup of destiny

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:36 (three years ago) link

Next three MCU things (Black Widow, Shang Chi, Eternals), I have no idea if or how they might fit into a big picture sort of thing. Black Widow is out now, right? Anyone know if it has any connections to the MCU going forward, or is it strictly stand-alone? The other two, I know nothing about them. But then right after that is Spider-Man 3, which is supposed to have more multiverse stuff, then Dr. Strange 2, which has multiverse in the title, Thor 4 (which we know features an alternate Thor), then The Marvels, which ... who knows. But just noticed that Ant-Man 3 isn't released until 2023 (barring another pandemic), so that seems like a lot of stuff (6 or 7 movies, some shows) without really hinting at where it's all going, let alone introducing a big villain. Though it seems most likely we won't really see him til Ant Man 3.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 July 2021 13:40 (three years ago) link

it will be batman

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:41 (three years ago) link

I mean, at this rate, sure, it might as well be Batman.

xxpost It's also possible that (this) Loki will settle on ruling this particular timeline. They've made Loki something of a softy pushover, but they frequently revert back to his desire to rule. Old Loki has shown a Loki willingness to live alone in exile, but it could be a tidy way to wrap things up by having (our) Loki and Sylvie stay in this timeline/nexus/apocalypse to "rule," which conveniently gives them a place to wait until the next time they are needed in the MCU (if ever). Because if (our) Loki were to escape again, where would he go? To yet another timeline where he would be captured or killed? Seems in character to stay where he's "won." Better to rule in hell (Hel) than serve in heaven, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 July 2021 13:44 (three years ago) link

the whole show has been about loki exploring himself


u must be watching the unrated DisneyMax version of the show

My completely unsupported assertion is that Kang is gonna be like the Thanos of this new MCU phase and, like Big T, will make some cameo appearances in the shadows or whatever before he's formally introduced.

It does make sense thematically that another Loki is pulling the TVA strings...but who is pulling his strings?!?!

I wouldn't rule out a brief post-credits scene featuring that villain. I mean, let's not forget how Thanos was officially introduced, they can do it without minutes of exposition.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:50 (three years ago) link

lol xpost with OL, yeah.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:50 (three years ago) link

Re: Black Widow and the MCU going forward the post credits scene has Pugh's character being lined up to assassinate Hawkeye by Julia Louis-Dreyfus at Natasha's grave. So maybe she'll be in the Hawkeye series?

treefell, Friday, 9 July 2021 13:54 (three years ago) link

_the whole show has been about loki exploring himself_


u must be watching the unrated DisneyMax version of the show


i mean the show is literally about loki really wanting to fuck himself tbf

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:56 (three years ago) link

This is MCU continuity, they could have the Big Bad here be another Loki and then have him rebrand himself as Other Villain to distance himself from the other variants if they wanted to

an eco-conscious Music Box (DJP), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:58 (three years ago) link

that would be a fun twist

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:02 (three years ago) link

Goddamn it why did I click on that tag... be warned others that treefell's spoiler tags are about Black Widow and not Loki.

Not your fault treefell, just not paying attention to what your post was about.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:02 (three years ago) link

lol I actually do appreciate post-credit spoilers, or at least more than I appreciate being made to sit and watch the scroll of 1000 fx dudes for just 30 seconds bonus footage.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 July 2021 14:06 (three years ago) link

And the character in the spoiler tags was of course introduced in Falcon & The Winter Soldier so Marvel appear to see all the pieces playing together.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:10 (three years ago) link

I like the theory that the Big Bad of Loki is ... another Loki.

i like this theory, provided that the ‘another loki’ is möbius. his exit was much too smooth imo

(i imagine there are many in-universe reasons of which i am unaware that this is impossible)

mookieproof, Friday, 9 July 2021 14:27 (three years ago) link

appreciate any and all black widow spoilers because the movie seems extremely mid

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:48 (three years ago) link

Caught Black Widow last night, I thought it was excellent. Definitely more of a spy story than a superhero story though there is a supersoldier involved. Stay for the end credits scene which sets up Hawkeye.

akm, Friday, 9 July 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link

sorry, not a spy story, just an action film. but the action is great.

akm, Friday, 9 July 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link

BW end credits LA Times article with spoilery future path guesses.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link

...guesses that have been made in this thread! that direction seems pretty likely I guess.

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Friday, 9 July 2021 17:00 (three years ago) link

Definitely a few nods to Tarkovsky’s stalker in this weeks episode

I am using your worlds, Friday, 9 July 2021 17:13 (three years ago) link

Also, serious Time Bandits vibes. Grant as Old Loki even looks a bit like David Warner:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/96/60/fa/9660fa5a2472cf6268f6712af8791773.png

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 July 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

’this was fun’

mookieproof, Friday, 9 July 2021 19:40 (three years ago) link

if that is a scene from the end of a film that opened in cinemas less than 24 hours ago, some readers might appresh a warning

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 9 July 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

otm tbh

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Friday, 9 July 2021 20:08 (three years ago) link

my apologies

mookieproof, Friday, 9 July 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

My late Father asked me 4 decades ago ‘Do you really want to spend your life in make-up and tights?’ At 64, this get-up for @LokiOfficial for @disneyplus would have made him cackle! pic.twitter.com/bQ9Jkypj7w

— Richard E. Grant (@RichardEGrant) July 9, 2021

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 July 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link

REG really seems to have struck a chord with fans!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 10 July 2021 02:14 (three years ago) link

i watched BLACK WIDOW tonight

hated the first 45 minutes but then it turned into Marvel + Bond + Mission Impossible uber ridiculousness & i freaking loved it after that

its weird & pretty bananas

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 July 2021 07:01 (three years ago) link

what was wrong with the first 45 minutes for you?

akm, Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link

well the fkn Nirvana cover for a start
i was irrationally annoyed that young Black Widow had blue hair.
I fkn hate “American Pie” too so it seemed the odds were piling up against melol

plus from the start there were SO many ridiculous set pieces one after the other that i thought maybe they were trying to distract from a weak story

and then it went cuckoo bananas & i got on board lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:13 (three years ago) link

thought this was alright.. but the space MCU stuff is exponentially better

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

have u seen captain marvel tho bc no

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 11 July 2021 14:09 (three years ago) link

The more I see Captain Marvel, the better I think it is.

Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 12 July 2021 14:25 (three years ago) link

It's not the best Marvel movie (still a tossup between Black Panther, Thor: Ragnarok, and Cap 1) but it's very, very good at mapping out Carol's journey of self-discovery

Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 12 July 2021 14:28 (three years ago) link

This was fine, would have been much worse without the charm that Pugh pulled through even with the accent.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 12 July 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link

we rewatched Endgame before Black Widow because my husband couldn't remember exactly how she died - it was a bit weird how they went on and on about how Nat didn't have a family, but then Black Widow, which takes place earlier in the chronology, was all about family

Roz, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 02:02 (three years ago) link

But Vin Diesel wasn't there!

Pugh is a remarkably charismatic actress, as she was in Fighting with My Family as well. (And I'm someone who hated Midsommar.)

I would put this above Captain Marvel but below the very best MCU films. Still pretty enjoyable, liked the family dynamic and general fuzzy feelings of the dialogue, despite how immensely dark the setting and general human trafficking theme actually was. Agree with Veg about hating the blue hair on '95 Natasha and the Nirvana cover that should only be used in an Xbox commercial.

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 04:29 (three years ago) link

mr veg is threatening to purchase it just to mess with me

if i rewatch it i’m fuckin skipping it

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 04:45 (three years ago) link

Future stars of popular children’s entertainment pic.twitter.com/YlhgPjRFAJ

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) July 13, 2021

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 05:40 (three years ago) link

I have a heart condition! If you hit me, it will be for the Glorious Purpose!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 05:44 (three years ago) link

<3

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 05:53 (three years ago) link

ws trayce; the glorious purpose demands it

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 06:07 (three years ago) link

hey!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 06:26 (three years ago) link

I was completely bored by Black Widow. Pugh was great, Winstone awful and easily the least essential MCU movie. Whole thing felt like a missed opportunity and wonder if it would have been better set further in the past with a younger actor as Natasha.

groovypanda, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 07:05 (three years ago) link

Seeing several tweets these past few days about how the MCU “ruined” Taskmaster or “completely wasted the opportunity” of the character.

If I were feeling more charitable if ascribe this less shitty reasons, but I can only assume that the toxic portion of the fandom is having a big baby shitfit because of the casting. So sick of this shit.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 13:22 (three years ago) link

if = I’d

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 13:23 (three years ago) link

Just read that Taskmaster reveal, and think it's a great idea. Besides being a fan of the actor, the more change and inclusion, the better. Fits with the movie, too. The Wiki page has already updated itself with the SPOILER, FYI.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 13:36 (three years ago) link

Xpost: it’s not because of the casting, they decided to give her a backstory that might rub some people the wrong way and Olga is a fantastic actress but she doesn’t have any lines in the movie that I can think of and she has a couple of scenes without the mask that amount to less than a minute. Considering that she’s not the one doing the fighting and she’s very likely only in a very few scenes the one behind the mask it does feel like they underutilize her and any actor could have acted that role. People are angry not because of the casting but because they wanted more of her not less. I hope we see more of her character in the future in a speaking role.

The actual character fighting was good. Lots of moves that you could immediately identify who it was based of.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:05 (three years ago) link

A'ight, guess I'm bowing out if folks are just gonna straight-up spoil things itt.

We do have hide tags now, y'know.

Are people itt paying $30 to watch this on Disney+?

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:29 (three years ago) link

i saw it in a theater. otherwise it would have been a torrent.

akm, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:36 (three years ago) link

Fuck sorry. Didn’t think the taskmaster reveal could be a spoiler.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:36 (three years ago) link

something something greg davies

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:38 (three years ago) link

Sorry, that’s why I tried to stay purposely vague in my post.

We did pay $30, the first time we’ve done this, but still cheaper than the three of us seeing it in the theater and paying for parking, even if we forego snacks.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:44 (three years ago) link

This was ok I suppose but the whole gun/stabby military axis of Marvel just sits badly for me in terms of their overall content and messaging as FUN. I mean Florence Pugh watches everyone in a Russian prison die in an avalanche and thinks it looks cool and at the end hundreds of workers on a flying building plummet to their doom, hopefully into uninhabited territory. But that's ok because it's the good guys that do it.

The main cast are great apart from Ray Winstone, who for unclear reasons is doing a Richard III hunchback routine. Pugh and Harbour are certainly having fun with it and it would be nice to see both of them again.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 15:02 (three years ago) link

Aldo, this video essay may interest you

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 17:01 (three years ago) link

I'm not sure I'd go as far as that video but the bodies don't half pile up at the hands of the good guys and there's never any recognition or regret for what they've done. The Winter Soldier, as a specific example, is traumatised about what he did when he was a bad guy but the stuff he does as a good guy is fine (even at the same time as he is still upset and guilty about doing exactly the same thing before).

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link

Not trying to dismiss aldo's very reasonable and correct points, but I think it's weird that this is suddenly framed as an MCU issue. Ignoring collateral damage by the good guys is such a long established action movie trope that it has been a major plot driver for movies before the MCU even kicked off - The Incredibles being one of the prime examples popping to mind, but I know there are others I'm blanking on right now.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 19:58 (three years ago) link

Granted the scale in the MCU is, like other things, is usually much larger. Again, it's totally a valid question and deserves acknowledgment. I just saw it being framed as "here's another thing wrong with the MCU" when I don't think it's a unique thing to superhero flicks.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

Oh it's absolutely not unique to them, and you're right that it's been a big problem especially across action movies for a long time. Let's not go near the thousands killed when the Death Star blows up.

I guess it just seems in heavy contrast to the 'super' element of it - which sometimes is just a cgi version of the fight from They Live in prettier colours - as the fact it's people killing each other seems to go unremarked. When The CW ran Arrow as a grim & gritty version without trick arrow it was just somebody shooting people.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link

I suppose things like Star Wars can get framed as war movies in which we should expect large body counts as part of what goes on, whereas individuals shooting people in the name of what they think is right is more in the vein of Death Wish.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link

i think there's still an expectation that superheros don't kill people or use guns

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

The Winter Soldier is my favorite MCU film but I have to agree with the point SkipIntro's video made, which is that it's kind of horrible that it ends with Black Widow deciding that while Hydra's fascism was evil and had to be brought down, as long as the "good guy" Avengers have unlimited power and no accountability it's totally fine. This is touched on with barely minimal insight in Civil War.

(In fairness, I do think Black Widow DOES try harder than many of their films to show some remorse and consequences for the heroes' actions in the script, see the new origin for Taskmaster as Natasha's accidental creation... though even then, it was the girl's own father who was really responsible.

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 22:45 (three years ago) link

This is touched on with barely minimal insight in Civil War.

Absolutely. I liked a lot of Civil War, but the missed opportunity to explore this with any meaningfulness was disappointing. Maybe that's asking too much of dumb popcorn flick, but they teed up something more interesting around the edges of that film but never followed through.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 23:01 (three years ago) link

An alternate opening and ending frame the movie as a flashbacks from Agent Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders), allowing them to simultaneously flesh out her dislike towards Fury's methods and her undying loyalty to S.H.I.E.L.D.

(about The Avengers!)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 23:22 (three years ago) link

Back to Loki… finale was slightly underwhelming and a tad exposition-heavy, but still very enjoyable. Easily the best of the three MCU shows so far.

Roz, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 13:09 (three years ago) link

easily better than wandavision? the highs of wandavision were very high indeed imo

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 13:42 (three years ago) link

I haven't watched the finale of Loki yet, but don't think it has been nearly as good as WandaVision.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link

xpost ok maybe on par, in the sense that both shows were pretty amazing overall but somewhat whiffed the ending.

Or I just like Loki more because it pushes all my buttons i.e. time travel shenanigans and Owen Wilson.

Roz, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 15:27 (three years ago) link

Very interesting Loki finale, actually seems to be hugely important in staging the next MCU phase.
Can I boast about the fact that I thought of Immortus on here a week ago, and while Jonathan 'set to star as Kang' Mayors' character in here was referenced as "He who remains"/"called many things: (...) a conqueror", this variant was clearly mostly based on Immortus

Valentijn, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:58 (three years ago) link

Loki is the only one that that came close to nailing the landing of the three so far. Looking back, Wandavision’s may be the worst by a good distance.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 22:06 (three years ago) link

Loved Jonathan Mayors in the Loki finale and LOVED Black Widow. Overall I think Loki was kind of dull considering all the ideas and opportunities it had, but that final performance makes me feel hopeful for the future.

And I may be overreacting to Black Widow but I found the THEMES and a lot of the execution genuinely touching and refreshing. Top tier MCU for me.

g simmel, Thursday, 15 July 2021 01:01 (three years ago) link

I thought the last episode of Loki to be the best of the series. Loved the "villain" and excited for what's to come.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Thursday, 15 July 2021 01:38 (three years ago) link

Black Widow definitely surpassed my expectations. Marvel films are consistently solid to me with only a small number of them beating that bar, but this one did. It juggled skillfully between being funny, exciting, tense, and moving. Two very good new characters too (Pugh's and Harbour's)

Vinnie, Thursday, 15 July 2021 02:11 (three years ago) link

Conclusion of Loki was fascinatingly tense from where I sit. Hope to catch BW this weekend.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 July 2021 04:51 (three years ago) link

Loki felt like it was about seven episodes too short.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 15 July 2021 04:56 (three years ago) link

Thus a second season you see

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 July 2021 04:56 (three years ago) link

Finale kinda underwhelming but damn what a performance

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 July 2021 06:37 (three years ago) link

Regarding Loki, kind of annoyed less by the surprise! there's going to be a season 2 so we'll leave a million threads dangling but I guess that's far more normal for streaming shows.

Overall, great series. I may give Wanda the edge over it for its higher peaks and moments of weirdness. Better than Falcon, but that was still very fun.

Nhex, Thursday, 15 July 2021 07:12 (three years ago) link

I love the way Loki resembles the monthly comics,with a different story/genre/status quo every episode, random plot swerves, and a solid ensemble cast to hold things together (the best superhero comics are ensemble series or ensemble series in disguise).

That said, while I’m super glad there’ll be another season, I thought this episode was probably the weakest so far (not enough Loki or Loki/Möbius!) and the “no one remembers you” cliffhanger felt a bit “because the plot says so”.

Am I the only one who found Jonathon Majors super annoying? I hate that kind of faux-Robin Williamsy madcap acting. Sylvie is great though! Prob my fave MCU “improvement” on the original comics character, alongside Vision’s recasting s as an English fop in the TV show

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 15 July 2021 12:44 (three years ago) link

the “no one remembers you” cliffhanger felt a bit “because the plot says so”.

I thought this was a cool way of showing what I assume is a major point of the new MCU - we are now dealing with the classic Marvel multiverse with various timelines and multiple versions of all the characters.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Thursday, 15 July 2021 13:45 (three years ago) link

Now I'm just waiting for my Squadron Supreme 12-episode limited series.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Thursday, 15 July 2021 13:50 (three years ago) link

I thought Loki did a very admirable job in bringing the huge scale cosmos to life in a way that felt very true to Marvel comics.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 15 July 2021 13:55 (three years ago) link

I just thought of this: multiverse allows MCU to sub new actors in for the aging originals.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Thursday, 15 July 2021 14:07 (three years ago) link

if the MCU's popularity actually survives moving into "the classic Marvel multiverse with various timelines and multiple versions of all the characters" I will be impressed slash deeply dismayed

rob, Thursday, 15 July 2021 14:13 (three years ago) link

I just don't feel like I needed so much discussion of Loki's motivation for things. "Hi, I'm Loki, I'm the Norse god of mischief" is really all I need to know. Now let's get mischiefing. I don't care about his angst or whatever. Let's have some FUN.

trishyb, Thursday, 15 July 2021 14:17 (three years ago) link

I'm assuming they are only going to focus on the multiverse for Phase IV, but having introduced it - it'll be a handy way to roll in any other recastings or character rebrandings necessary when they get to Phase VII, or whatever.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 15 July 2021 14:18 (three years ago) link

I can't see any reason to assume they'll pay it any more mind than they did with Terrence Howard -> Don Cheadle.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 15 July 2021 15:34 (three years ago) link

Sorry, to be clear, I'm not talking that kind of recasting. I'm talking more like the Natalie Portman taking over the Thor role or Falcon becoming Cap (though I know these aren't multiverse related), it opens up the door for much wider nets to be cast for reinventing the role entirely.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 15 July 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link

Am I the only one who found Jonathon Majors super annoying? I hate that kind of faux-Robin Williamsy madcap acting.

i teetered back and forth. i enjoyed when he would dip into a british accent, presumably to mock the lokis

bart harley-jarvis cocker (voodoo chili), Thursday, 15 July 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link

I liked this series. I do wish they leaned more into the bits of “Loki trying to outwit hierarchy/bureaucracy” that the first couple eps spotlit

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 July 2021 16:48 (three years ago) link

I preferred the finale of this more than the two people flying up in the sky and spinning their hands at each other malarkey of wandavision. sometimes it's ok to just sit and talk.

At Easter I had a fall. I don't know whether to laugh or cry (ledge), Friday, 16 July 2021 09:30 (three years ago) link

Yeah, this was the best of the three shows, for sure.

I guess it was such a short series because they went in intending to split the episodes into two seasons, with the second season to air after some movie that's affected by the events in episode six. Like I just assume the top secret season two has already been filmed.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 July 2021 11:14 (three years ago) link

I just realized that the TVA pruned Terrence Howard

Karl Havoc (DJP), Friday, 16 July 2021 11:36 (three years ago) link

Ultimately what I loved about this show was its cocky confidence to go from weird to epic to small-scale (just like comics do!) and almost always pulling it off. Felt like the visuals were way superior (and more interesting!) than 95% of the movies. And what I missed was the sense of ambiguity about Loki's redemption - since the third episode, it's never seemed like he wasn't the good guy. I missed some of that Loki-is-always-five-steps-ahead-of-everything feeling.

And of course, cool to see a ILX poster thanked in the credits

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 16 July 2021 12:18 (three years ago) link

I thought the contrast of putting someone who thinks he’s always five steps ahead of everyone up against someone who actually was ( million steps ahead of everyone was neat

Karl Havoc (DJP), Friday, 16 July 2021 12:23 (three years ago) link

Also it was pointed out to me by a former ILXor that Ed Norton was also pruned by the TVA

This is kind of making me pro-TVA

Karl Havoc (DJP), Friday, 16 July 2021 13:01 (three years ago) link

(xpost)

Yeah, I liked the idea, but thought the approach kinda deflated the tension. You just got to see [spoiler character] talk about why he's smart, and that he's been manipulating everyone all along - but he never really explains how he did it. So it's a bit "and then a rock fell down and killed everyone".

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 16 July 2021 13:12 (three years ago) link

Although the show just gets away with it because there's still another set of episodes to come.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 16 July 2021 13:13 (three years ago) link

I assume that's because we're gonna see a variant of [spoiler character] actually doing what he does over the course of several upcoming films.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 July 2021 13:34 (three years ago) link

Obviously teed up for more in season 2, but disappointed in how the Renslayer B-plot just kinda disappeared in the episode.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 16 July 2021 14:15 (three years ago) link

I mean, no more than Chiwetel Ejiofor in Doctor Strange? She was never the main villain (but she filled in when they were short handed) but she'll be her own person when we see her next.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 16 July 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link

Nah, I mean more in terms of the flashback to before she was presumably kidnapped into serving the TVA and showing her disappearing through one of those portals and not showing up for the rest of the episode. Again, surely setting up S2, but it felt like a loose end.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 16 July 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link

wild to see the show’s commitment to “socially distanced Dr Who on digital sets” carry through to emulating the last Chibnall finale, in which the hero stands still in a room while the baddie delivers a forty-minute expository infodump about how a sinister force of mysterious time cops actually had a very slightly different backstory, but specifically not different enough that the twist recontextualises or challenges the protagonists’ last several millennia of actions in any way

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 16 July 2021 16:35 (three years ago) link

Yeah. I think it’s unfair to compare this to Chibnall’s trainwreck (not least because most of Loki has been good, and all of Chibnall’s work has been bad) but it did come to mind. In the moment I thought more of that terrible exposition scene in the second matrix movie.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 16 July 2021 17:23 (three years ago) link

And also (apologies in advance) the 57th issue of Doom Patrol, another expositionary everything-you-know–is-wrong story, except in that case, the clues are laid in advance, and it all feels a lot more organic.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 16 July 2021 17:26 (three years ago) link

I really enjoyed the whole show, particularly the bits where they just wound up some actors and set them at each other. That said I don't think it would have been improved by another few weeks of "I trusted you!" / "And I'm asking you to trust me again" / "I swear Mobius, once last chance" - it did that well, but it got out when it should.

That said I can't really consider it in the same league as Wandavision?

I thought the contrast of putting someone who thinks he’s always five steps ahead of everyone up against someone who actually was ( million steps ahead of everyone was neat

Yeah, it varies by writer of course, but MCU Loki is far more "have a few good ideas and improvise" - and his greatest tragedy is the result of that going wrong.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 16 July 2021 18:57 (three years ago) link

re: Black Widow there were a lot more brooding silences in rural cottages than i expected

Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 July 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link

I liked the Loki finale. For one, I do actually like the reveal/tease of a Season 2, which was never promised and which neither of the other two shows promised, either. Second, I liked Majors a lot in this, since his variant is clearly more or less an insane Wizard of Oz, having juggled lots of information for eons, but they need to show him like this so that when he *does* return in more ruthless form the effect will be that much more dramatic. Third, I even like the cliffhanger, which I thought was less "no one knows who Loki is" and more a demonstration that the timeline has already been instantly, radically altered. And honestly, it doesn't even feel like a "wait til season 2" cliffhanger, because all this stuff is tied in the movies, which are imminent.

Speaking of which, I haven't had a chance to see Black Widow yet, but the bummer seems to be the need to get past that, Shang Chi and (possibly) the Eternals to get back to a big picture arc, though that (plus the pandemic) probably explains the need/desire to release 4 MCU features all in the span of just six months, with Spider-man 3 poised to be the/a big Christmas payoff. Dr. Strange and Thor 4 come out right on their heels, though, in equally quick succession. In fact, the MCU films will be shooting out at such a rapid pace I'm not even sure when or how the upcoming TV shows will fit in. They worked super well filling the void of the pandemic, but going forward I have no idea what they're up to. A major movie or TV show almost every month?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 July 2021 01:58 (three years ago) link

Disney+ needs a big Marvel or Star Wars show to premiere every month to retain subscribers, m/l i think

Nhex, Saturday, 17 July 2021 02:03 (three years ago) link

I was surprised there's no firm date on the next live action MCU show. The animated What If show comes soon but the animated streaming spinoffs don't get the same buzz.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 17 July 2021 02:18 (three years ago) link

I have a feeling that What If will be more canonical than one might expect, just as the animated Spider-man movie was the venue that introduced the multi-verse.

Have we talked about how much Black Widow apparently made through streaming? Something like $60 million, right? That's crazy. The TV shows are a real boon, too, since they can both fill in narrative gaps (thus requiring a subscription) but also work as stop gaps, too, between theatrical releases, also requiring a subscription for anyone needing a fix. TV is innately so much more accessible, too, in the literal sense. Even beyond, you know, a deadly pandemic, going to the movies is often a PIA, and I suspect with Disney+, Marvel is actually broadening its fanbase to include more casuals, folks perhaps curious when stuff like WandaVision or Loki get positive reviews and nominations broader than the usual genre cohort. Shows like those somehow, against all odds, can imo be starting points for folks who might then want to work their backwards through the rest of the catalog. They're weighted with mythology and references, but they feature strong casts/acting and production values that no doubt help carry those who don't know Kang the Conqueror from Carrot Top.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 July 2021 02:29 (three years ago) link

Seems like they've been waiting until the eleventh hour to drop a firm release date on the new series. I assume Hawkeye is still next up after What If?

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 July 2021 02:32 (three years ago) link

I know it's a pipe dream but I wish they would've just insta-released Black Widow on blu-ray since I buy physical copies of all the MCUs anyway. I'm not champing at the bit to rush back into the theater just yet (but would've otherwise been there opening weekend), and $30 to stream a single movie on a service I already pay for just seems like a joke. So I guess I just sit here twiddling my thumbs until my gf finally succeeds in pressuring me into forking over my cash.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 July 2021 02:38 (three years ago) link

I thought hawkeye show was announced for september re: future schedulig

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 17 July 2021 03:44 (three years ago) link

*scratches chin* Well given the Black Widow post-credits scene, that would be good timing...

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 July 2021 03:50 (three years ago) link

It looks like Ms. Marvel is the only other show coming out in 2021, and it's not supposed to drop until the end of the year. So I guess there's not gonna be much more MCU until fall.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 July 2021 04:06 (three years ago) link

Well, Shang Chi comes out in only about a month and a half from now, and then it's barely that long between most releases for the foreseeable future. Plus What If, Hawkeye and Ms Marvel in the mix, though Marvel has shown itself to be pretty nimble when it comes to switching up its schedule. That's another advantage of the Disney+ model: flexibility.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 July 2021 12:49 (three years ago) link

Kate Herron’s not returning for season 2. Huge bummer - she did a tremendous job.

https://deadline.com/2021/07/loki-director-ep-kate-herron-says-shes-not-returning-for-season-2-1234794552/

Roz, Saturday, 17 July 2021 13:48 (three years ago) link

Oh. Maybe they don't already have the second season filmed after all.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 July 2021 14:28 (three years ago) link

Hope they retain the composer

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 17 July 2021 14:57 (three years ago) link

S2 announcement I suspect was (relatively) on the fly. Certainly keeps Hiddleston on retainer, given time travel/multiverse gives them the leeway to pretty much tell and retell any story with any character they want ad infinitum.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 July 2021 15:11 (three years ago) link

hiddleston is EP

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 17 July 2021 15:25 (three years ago) link

So he's got his piece already I guess. He's the fun key to it all, of course. I'd probably watch a one-man "Loki on Broadway."

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 July 2021 16:02 (three years ago) link

Loki Unplugged

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 July 2021 16:03 (three years ago) link

Loki: One-Man Acoustical Jam

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 July 2021 16:06 (three years ago) link

Boiler Room: Asgard

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 17 July 2021 16:12 (three years ago) link

Loki Live At The Improv

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 July 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link

Loki: Laid-Back and Low-Key

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 July 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link

Loki Live at the Apollo

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Saturday, 17 July 2021 17:49 (three years ago) link

Loki: Turn Off the Dark

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 18 July 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link

haha, they should make the Spiderman musical canon and integral to understanding the rest of the MCU

akm, Sunday, 18 July 2021 16:19 (three years ago) link

If that somehow ends up in the new movie at the end of the year it will all have been worth it.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 July 2021 16:35 (three years ago) link

i was frankly stunned at how bad black widow was: terrible editing, shitty script, muddy action sequences, overlong runtime, johansson barely making much of an effort, bombastic overbearing score, tonal confusion throughout. dumb twitterspeak repartee, brutal murder, emotional awakening or expensive fx? Why not everything all at once for two hours? the right answer is because it liquifies into a slurry of meaningless nonsense without stakes or engagement but somehow no one thought to point that out. Johansson and Winstone aside, the acting is an occasional saving grace, particularly Pugh and Harbour who seem to be in a much better movie. I would've liked to have watched that one instead of this one. This one was boring.

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2021 06:35 (three years ago) link

Black Widow was a lot of fun. I look forward to Yelena chasing down Clint

Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 19 July 2021 11:17 (three years ago) link

I felt it was one of the more ambitious MCU movies: human trafficking, sexism and unorthodox, but actually really relatable, family dynamics. Loved it really.

g simmel, Monday, 19 July 2021 12:05 (three years ago) link

I enjoyed Black Widow. It does seem like it's the least essential MCU movie by far, but it works well as a standalone Bond-style romp. Cool to see various moves from previous MCU movies back in Taskmaster's moves.
Agreed that Pugh and Harbour were especially strong. I don't get what people have against Ray Winstone (on here is not the first time that I see him being written off). I quite enjoyed him as a soft-spoken completely remorseles controlling sociopath who could get dangerously aggressive.

There's a transition at the end of the movie that seemed pretty weird though: when Natasha stayed behind to await General Ross and the military, then in the next scene, at a later moment, gets a plain to help her fellow Avengers, is it simply left to the viewer's imagination to explain whatever happens inbetween?

Valentijn, Monday, 19 July 2021 12:09 (three years ago) link

Still haven't had a chance to see this, but the number of places I've seen describe it as a standalone Bond-styled romp underscores that there is no hurry. I like all these Marvel movies, more or less, but I've come to prefer the space/magic/fantasy side of them over the well-trained-ninjas subset.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 July 2021 12:20 (three years ago) link

contemporary bond movies are more cohesive and better crafted than this, which is pretty damning.

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2021 12:38 (three years ago) link

Contemporary Bond movies are fun, too

Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 19 July 2021 13:34 (three years ago) link

i'm beginning to understand why we're diverging on this topic

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2021 13:48 (three years ago) link

You hate fun? *runs away*

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 July 2021 14:10 (three years ago) link

i am pro-fun; i am anti-dour, badly edited OTT killfests without purpose or engagement
i liked loki a lot though i have thoughts on the somewhat pro-fascist conclusion

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2021 14:15 (three years ago) link

i am anti-dour, badly edited OTT killfests without purpose or engagement

are you sure watched Black Widow and not, like, Faces of Death

Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 19 July 2021 14:18 (three years ago) link

xpost Unless I misunderstand your point, I wouldn't say it was pro-fascist so much as it was a presentation of a fascist promoting his agenda as the only reasonable choice (in the same way that Infinity War wasn't really pro-Malthus).

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 July 2021 14:22 (three years ago) link

You get my general point, but the fascist propagandizer isn’t Kang or Loki but Disney.

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2021 14:56 (three years ago) link

“Dour” is a bond reference; for BW, substitute “variably maudlin and insouciant”

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2021 14:57 (three years ago) link

“Dour” is a bond reference; for BW, substitute “variably maudlin and insouciant”

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2021 14:57 (three years ago) link

“Dour” is a bond reference; for BW, substitute “variably maudlin and insouciant”

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2021 14:57 (three years ago) link

“Dour” is a bond reference; for BW, substitute “variably maudlin and insouciant”

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2021 14:57 (three years ago) link

Dang zing

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2021 14:58 (three years ago) link

Forks vm otm. My 12 year old daughter was thoroughly bored too and insisted we watch CRUELLA again when we got home for some entertainment.

Piedie Gimbel, Monday, 19 July 2021 15:06 (three years ago) link

I mean, if we are going to judge it by our kids' reactions, our almost 10 year old has watched it four times already.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 July 2021 15:09 (three years ago) link

i would like to judge it from the trailer i saw on tv, which made it look like grey shit

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 19 July 2021 15:26 (three years ago) link

Will definitely say this, I was thinking Weinstein at the end for sure, but the Karolyi idea, I can live with that as well:

Anyone else notice that the villain in Black Widow started off looking like ruthless gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi, and ended up looking a lot like Harvey Weinstein?

I think this movie might have slightly feministical undertones in the subtexts.#BlackWidow #MeToo pic.twitter.com/piY2ofbQuf

— Marc L'Hommedieu 💛❤💙 (@MarcLHommedieu) July 19, 2021

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 July 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

AITA for calling my bf a gatekeeper? https://t.co/MP5hLZ2wvt pic.twitter.com/TCkMHCmMc4

— Am I the Asshole? (@AITA_reddit) July 19, 2021

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 19 July 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link

i liked loki a lot though i have thoughts on the somewhat pro-fascist conclusion
As discussed earlier, welcome to the MCU!

To Valentijn: yeah, i felt that was kind of abrupt, too. But I guess since we already know what happens between Civil War and Infinity War they were... too lazy to even bother explaining exactly what happened here?

Nhex, Monday, 19 July 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link

I'm gonna challenge aldo's Black Widow take in spoiler tags:

It's really weird to me to clutch pearls about the collateral damage of all of the dead employees of the Red Room given that their job was "kidnap, brainwash, and mutilate orphaned girls to mold them into super assassins and murder the ones who don't pass muster". It reeks to me of "it's fictional so I can worry about good people on both sides without any real world blowback or repercussions". Like, are you really rending your garments because the dude who did IT for the Red Room blew up? THAT takes you out of the story?

Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 19 July 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link

Basically it's one thing to be all "I'm troubled by the depiction of fascism in superhero stories" but when the addendum is "because I'm sure some of the fascists were actually lovely and devoted to their families" I think you need to start asking yourself some hard questions

Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 19 July 2021 19:10 (three years ago) link

djp’s hidden text otm

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 July 2021 19:23 (three years ago) link

yeah agreed. and a lotta people probably died in that

taskmaster chase
but again that’s a baddie responsible for that.

i will say it is pretty fuckin hard “12” - that’s the certificate given to it in the UK.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 19 July 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link

haha lol i suck at spoiler tags sorry.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 19 July 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

DJP is completely otm wrt to the Red Room organization but, to be completely honest, I think the objection was more to the avalanche that presumably killed hundreds of prisoners who, given the narrative, were very frequently innocent people tucked away for being inconvenient to the regime.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 July 2021 20:17 (three years ago) link

Maybe not "more", but also an objection.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 July 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

Meantime:

EXCLUSIVE: After a thorough search that has involved months of meeting a slew of talent, @Marvel's new 'Blade' movie has found its director: Bassam Tariq https://t.co/Nc13Q3bOh2

— Deadline Hollywood (@DEADLINE) July 19, 2021

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 July 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

Regarding that Black Widow scene: It's not defined who those prisoners actually were; for example, do you think Alexei is meant to be taken as an innocent person given how enthusiastically he gave Natasha and Yelena to the Red Room and how delighted he was by how many people they'd presumably killed? And even then, is the presumption warranted that they were all innocent OR that they all died in the avalanche? It seemed from the staging that most, if not all, of the prisoners made it back inside before the avalanche swept through as well as most of the guards; why isn't the presumption that they survived and were able use exits higher up in the prison to get out? It's literally fiction; the people in that prison can be whomever you want them to be and what happens to them after the snow sweeps through can be whatever you want it to be.

Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 19 July 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

The point j/v/c makes was definitely the jarring point for the reasons he gave. But enhhh I don't really gaf about it, I was just trying to explain why I am less keen on the military complex films rather than Big Men Punching Each Other.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Monday, 19 July 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link

I certainly didn't intend to start an argument here, at all, just noting that it wasn't the scene DJP called out that stuck in my craw, it was a different scene. But to answer DJP's questions:

Fair, I do not think Alexei is at all innocent, and saying "very frequently innocent" was overstating the fact. However, given what we do know about Soviet era prisons (which I think was the implication here, or at least the implied allusion with it being in the middle of nowhere), I wouldn't presume them all to be hardened criminals and some of them would be dissidents or resistance types. So no, I would not presume them to be all innocent. Also, yes, I would agree that many of them did make it back to safety, but I don't think any prisoner, regardless of their criminal past, deserves to suffocate to death in a man made avalanche in the name of freeing one guy.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 July 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

Some very geeky speculation based on Black Widow's post credit scene and the possible non-multiverse future of the MCU, also going into the MCU streaming series:

Early MCU days were set off by Nick Fury recruiting Tony Stark for his Initiative. Is Elaine from Seinfeld now setting up a private contractor version of the Avengers? Taking cues from the 'Dark Avengers' comic book storylines where supervillain Norman Osborn got into the good graces of the public and replaced the then-current altruistic Avengers with remodelled villains - maybe also drawing from Mark Millar's 'Ultimates 2' storyline where the Ultimate version of the Avengers were confronted by a counterpart team from opposing foreign nations?
The Contessa seems like a morally ambiguous or even evil Fury, who we now know has a morally ambiguous Captain America and a morally ambiguous Black Widow in her employ. Tim Roth's Abomination will show up in the upcoming She-Hulk series, who could be her Hulk. From the original Avengers, that leaves Iron Man, Hawkeye and Thor. There might easily be an Iron Man counterpart featured in War Machine's announced series Armor Wars, such as the Titanium Man or the Crimson Dynamo. Lalo Salamanca/Tony Dalton will feature in the upcoming Hawkeye series, he might fit as dark Hawkeye, alternatively Hawkeye's brother Trickshot might show up at some point. That leaves Thor. I have no idea which upcoming film or series might feature a 'new Thor'. I keep hoping that Hercules will be introduced at some point, as he's one of my personal favourite Marvel characters. Other Thor-counters could be Ares or the Thor cyborg clone (as in Dark Avengers), or Slavic deity Perun (as in Ultimates 2).
Obviously, I could be entirely wrong here.

Valentijn, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 07:01 (three years ago) link

I have no idea which upcoming film or series might feature a 'new Thor'.

Oh that’s no mystery, it’s been announced…

Max Ice (morrisp), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 14:06 (three years ago) link

Oh that’s no mystery, it’s been announced…

Ah, yes... that's pretty obvious indeed. But I don't think -that- new Thor would be a likely candidate for recruitment into a Dark Avengers-style team. But maybe.

Valentijn, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 14:35 (three years ago) link

I like that theory a lot.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 14:45 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I agree with that theory. Valentina/Elaine's first appearance should have been Black Widow BEFORE appearing in Falcon and the Winter Soldier, too... she's definitely going to make more appearances. Maybe they'll introduce Ares or Hercules in the next Thor movie. Abomination seems a lock for this, great idea there. Loki seems a good opportunity in the next season to introduce a character on that power level as well.

Nhex, Wednesday, 21 July 2021 05:26 (three years ago) link

Good interview, this.

https://gizmodo.com/loki-director-kate-herron-explains-the-loneliness-he-wh-1847331591

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 July 2021 17:45 (three years ago) link

This...is very very good casting.

https://variety.com/2021/film/news/michaela-coel-black-panther-2-marvel-1235024815/

Also, the making-of on Loki is up at Disney+ as I figured it would be.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 July 2021 00:52 (three years ago) link

And said making of special is pretty fun. Hiddleston narrates, a good piece of promo.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 July 2021 03:27 (three years ago) link

Owen Wilson talking about working with Tom Hiddleston lmao pic.twitter.com/SOUXMbwOIM

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) July 21, 2021

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 July 2021 03:50 (three years ago) link

the moment where Owen talks about Tom suggesting “there was only one person we considered” vs. Tom later on wrt the casting choice for classic Loki.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 22 July 2021 04:45 (three years ago) link

There are no good options with regards to BP2. It's dumb to lose the character of T'Challa, but Chad's take was so definite...

Casting Coel is exciting, but i'm not sure which wakandan female character is even left to cast? Maybe Storm?

g simmel, Thursday, 22 July 2021 09:06 (three years ago) link

xpost
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead with Wilson and Hiddleston could be actually amazing

scanner darkly, Thursday, 22 July 2021 19:39 (three years ago) link

i just watched the last episode of loki and it was boring as fuck

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 July 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link

How dare you

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

suggest ban

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

our hero sits in a chair for like 25 minutes straight. i lost count of how many times the camera pushed in on the big executive desk of the guy pulling the strings, only to pull back out again in the next shot, or pull out on the desk during the delivery of another dreary bit of exposition in order to push back in on it once we cut back. back and forth. up and back. trying to create the illusion that something was happening! the actor was doing everything he could. trying to find moments. yikes!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link

oh and every now and again she’d try to stab him. just to keep us awake. utterly transparent and very desperate.

and all of a sudden loki’s in favour of pruning, and keeping the tva going? okay. fuck’s sake

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link

Complaints complaints. (I say this out of love, of course.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link

at least in bond movies when the cackling baddie reveals his secret plan in laborious detail there’s a laser beam advancing insensibly on 007’s nuts!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

Tracer otm tbh

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

search “chibnall” upthread Tracer

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 22 July 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link

lol sic!! my kids were squirming in their seats. “why does he just keep saying the same thing daddy?? we get it!!” ffs i thought i was losing my mind. and then instead of cutting through the bullshit loki…… agrees w him?? “you know what mr baddie… i believe you have a point, you know”

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 July 2021 22:56 (three years ago) link

because he actually wasn't bullshitting!

Nhex, Thursday, 22 July 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link

well we have his word for that. formally he’s the bad guy, the man behind the curtain. it’s true that the show gives us this twist that huh maybe the tva is necessary after all, but it felt very unsatisfying after a 20-minute infodump.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 July 2021 23:01 (three years ago) link

you're not saying anything i disagree with

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 July 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link

I felt like the exposition went on a bit long and I also felt like he was hamming it up and got a bit tired of it, but I did get the feeling that what he was saying was not bullshit, which was possibly why they had it go on so long, so the viewer wasn't left questioning whether he was lying or not.

akm, Friday, 23 July 2021 02:07 (three years ago) link

that’s fair

Tracer Hand, Friday, 23 July 2021 07:30 (three years ago) link

I think the show did a good job revealing Loki at his most humbled. Is it in the first episode where he recognizes he might be dealing with the greatest power he's ever known? The Sylvie Loki, on the other hand, is not humbled by the circumstances at all, through time and temperament, which is an early (if still obvious) sign that they are not at all the same. So it makes sense (to me) that Loki would just sit and listen, out of curiosity and awe, to what this lunatic is talking about, and ultimately believe him. And of course Sylvie was never going to chill, no matter what Kang said. That's why I was fine with an episode of mostly exposition; our Loki has been us, the viewer, for much of the show, and he wants to know what's going on, too. And as far as exposition dumps go this was a better ending imo than WandaVision (also lots of villain monologuing) and Falcon (don't even remember the villain). Loki's got an audience with God, more or less, so he's all ears.

I do think the show should have done a better job developing Sylvie, but talky or no by the end I really had no idea what either Loki would decided to do. And given how important Kang will apparently be going forward I think they (the show) really needed to explain him to the layman.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 July 2021 12:23 (three years ago) link

Our said told us that his camp counselor had a "strange conversation" with the kids (we were like - uh oh)... it turned out he had detailed some theory where if you watch these recent three Marvel series simultaneously, key moments onscreen will "sync up" with each other (we were relieved - oh, he's just a super nerd).

Low FODMAP* Snack Ideas (morrisp), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 17:33 (three years ago) link

(*Our son told us...)

Low FODMAP* Snack Ideas (morrisp), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link

Pink Floyd tech still relevant

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link

who would even do this

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link

Loki wasn’t an anti-TVA ideologue, having doubts about the wisdom of destroying it all isn’t out of character.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:27 (three years ago) link

There's these scenes in the Wandavision & Loki finales that sync up apparently (SPOILERS obvs if you've not seen them):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub3jCFh5W2Y

groovypanda, Thursday, 29 July 2021 07:12 (three years ago) link

Not buying it at all. You could a random 30 seconds of Cheers and match it up that well with Loki.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Thursday, 29 July 2021 11:22 (three years ago) link

could *take*

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Thursday, 29 July 2021 11:22 (three years ago) link

Yeah but the point is it's not random - those two scenes above align if you start both finales at the same time

groovypanda, Thursday, 29 July 2021 12:10 (three years ago) link

Loki director:

It was definitely coincidental on our side. We were in post basically when WandaVision went on television, so I think it is probably coincidental. I wouldn't want to shut down any theories though, it's kind of fun.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 July 2021 12:28 (three years ago) link

In other words, she finally confirmed Mephisto!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 July 2021 12:28 (three years ago) link

C'mon people:

https://heroichollywood.com/kate-herron-responds-loki-wandavision-theory/

The fan theory has blown up over the last week, with fans speculating how this direct comparison between the two shows ties into the larger plans for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In an interview with SUPES, Loki director Kate Herron was asked her thoughts on the theory and if there was some validity to it. However, like most theories, Herron confirmed that it was merely coincidental.

“Interesting. It was definitely coincidental on our side. We were in post [production] basically when WandaVision went on television, so I think it is probably coincidental. I wouldn’t want to shut down any theories though, it’s kind of fun.”

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Thursday, 29 July 2021 12:31 (three years ago) link

damn, xp to Josh

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Thursday, 29 July 2021 12:31 (three years ago) link

amusing spin on the "all Marvel stuff ends the same" critique

rob, Thursday, 29 July 2021 12:47 (three years ago) link

Scarlett Johansson, star of the latest Marvel movie “Black Widow,” filed a lawsuit Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court against Disney, alleging her contract was breached when the media giant released the film on its Disney+ streaming service at the same time as its theatrical debut.

Ms. Johansson said in the suit that her agreement with Disney’s Marvel Entertainment guaranteed an exclusive theatrical release, and her salary was based in large part on the box-office performance of the film.

“Disney intentionally induced Marvel’s breach of the agreement, without justification, in order to prevent Ms. Johansson from realizing the full benefit of her bargain with Marvel,” the suit said.

Disney couldn’t be reached immediately for comment.

Meanwhile, if "Black Widow" proved a box office disappointment, I can only imagine what's in store for "Shang-Chi" in a month or so.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 July 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

I don’t think Black Widow was a disappointment when you factor in the D+ money. She just doesn’t get a cut of the streaming revenue.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 29 July 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link

Comparing any movie's box office to "normal" right now is pointless and stupid. That said, good for her.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 July 2021 19:14 (three years ago) link

gal gadot and patti jenkins both got $10m in lieu of their cut of the box office when ww1984 went to hbo max, good for scarjo for going after her money imo

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 July 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

lmao stop supporting these ghouls

Disney gives a "no merit whatsoever" response to Johansson's pay lawsuit and calls it "sad and distressing in its callous disregard for the horrific and prolonged global effects of the COVID-19 pandemic."

— Brooks Barnes (@brooksbarnesNYT) July 29, 2021

bon ivermectin (Murgatroid), Thursday, 29 July 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

jesus, get your money ScarJo

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 July 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link

oh shit they're trying to guilt trip her out of money?!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 July 2021 21:53 (three years ago) link

lmao at the mouse taking the high road

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 July 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link

yeah, that's... quite the statement, lol

it's cool that she apparently has an email from Disney's chief counsel saying - “We understand that should the plan change, we would need to discuss this with you and come to an understanding as the deal is based on a series of (very large) box office bonuses.”

Low FODMAP* Snack Ideas (morrisp), Thursday, 29 July 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link

Not paying royalties due to authors they don’t care about makes a certain evil kind of sense but fucking with their headline stars is an incredible move. “We own it all what the fuck you gonna do?”

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 30 July 2021 00:22 (three years ago) link

But Covid.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 July 2021 01:06 (three years ago) link

when someone says you breached a contract and you start talking about global pandemics you 100% breached that contract https://t.co/eXhc1Jz6OF

— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) July 29, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 July 2021 02:52 (three years ago) link

More shocked they didn't pay her off ahead of time (ala the Warner / HBOMax / WW84 deal mentioned). Disney clearly in the wrong here, but they've got the legal team to keep it in the courts forever.

Nhex, Friday, 30 July 2021 03:41 (three years ago) link

One thing regarding Loki and the MCU multiverse that I was wondering about the other day:

In Infinity War, Doc Strange scanned millions of futures to see the one way to win.
This set off a series of events which inadvertantly caused Loki to get his hands on the Space Stone/Tesseract in the past.
Which led to the events in Loki's own show.
Which led to the aforementioned millions of futures actually being able to exist.

My head hurts.

Valentijn, Friday, 30 July 2021 09:43 (three years ago) link

it’d be funnier if each future he saw had TVD fixing things so that the Avengers win each time.

"I went forward in time, to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict."
"How many did you see?"
"14,000,605."
"How many did we win?"
"Every single one of them.”

scanner darkly, Friday, 30 July 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link

Finally saw "Black Widow." Count me among those that think this was actually one of the better Marvel movies. Certainly one of the most violent, that's for sure. At times it creeped into black comedy body horror territory.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 31 July 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

that's a cool way to die

Nhex, Saturday, 31 July 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link

I’m now imagining Strange being like “we win in all of them but Tony is SUCH a dick…”

Karl Havoc (DJP), Saturday, 31 July 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link

BTW, to be even more team ScarJo, this movie really did feel to me like, if not for the pandemic and all attendant bullshit, it could have been a much bigger deal at the box office.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 31 July 2021 23:12 (three years ago) link

Want to read J. Hoberman’s recent writeup about Stan Lee bios.

Two Severins Clash (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 31 July 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link

I enjoyed the first episode of "What If ...?" Kind of like watching a Marvel movie at twice the speed.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 August 2021 02:13 (three years ago) link

BTW, occurred to me mid episode that this would be an easy way to "introduce" the X-Men or Fantastic Four, if they wanted to.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 August 2021 02:15 (three years ago) link

I liked What If! The animation style was weird and off-putting for five minutes and then I got used to it and liked it. I think it works better for someone like my kid who's memorized every beat of every movie. But I felt it had more of the spirit of the comic than I'd expected.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 13 August 2021 15:42 (three years ago) link

i really loved it!

(bc I have memorized every beat of the first Cap movie lol)

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 August 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link

I liked it a lot, and I appreciated that the creative team really seemed to relish animating someone beating the living shit out of Nazis.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 14 August 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link

Thought last week's episode was ok but this week's was brilliant.

Loved all the "good" Thanos scenes

groovypanda, Thursday, 19 August 2021 07:08 (three years ago) link

is there a list of the full series in terms of episodes or is there intentionally not. Only seeing the first 2 episodes plot outlined so far.
Would be good to know what is coming and how long the series is.

Stevolende, Thursday, 19 August 2021 08:58 (three years ago) link

Nine episodes I think (and the same for season two)

groovypanda, Thursday, 19 August 2021 09:08 (three years ago) link

loved everything about the second episode. RIP Boseman fuck

g simmel, Thursday, 19 August 2021 10:14 (three years ago) link

something about this just seems...off

"When you love something, you protect it." Watch the brand-new trailer for Marvel Studios' #Eternals. Arriving in theaters November 5. pic.twitter.com/ClywAG421i

— Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios) August 19, 2021

Number None, Thursday, 19 August 2021 10:32 (three years ago) link

haven't seen the trailer because of spoilers and because I seem to dislike all of them. but usually they are all same-ish? how are the eternals off?

g simmel, Thursday, 19 August 2021 11:30 (three years ago) link

Wait, Jon Snow's in this too? I thought it was just the other beardy one

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 19 August 2021 12:40 (three years ago) link

If I was going to hazard an opinion on the Eternals, knowing next to nothing about the Eternals other than what is in that trailer, I'd say the mix of sand and costume and music and general portent gives it a Biblical vibe, and said portentous Biblical vibe doesn't necessarily jibe with the goofy jokes? Also, for something seemingly epic in scope and filmed in great locations, it seems weirdly ... small and cheap. Both may turn out to be big surprises, but my takeaway on this and Shang Chi is that for two big imminent Marvel movies with new characters, they've done a pretty poor job demonstrating why I or anyone should care about either of them. Besides magic bracelets and laser eyes, of course.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 August 2021 12:48 (three years ago) link

Yeah, this week's What If? was just really sweet, I liked it a lot.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 August 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link

new movie trailer has too many people in it.... that's too many people

, Sunday, 22 August 2021 23:09 (three years ago) link

gonna have to kill some of them off to fit them into an avengers movie, starting with robb stark cause it would be funny

, Sunday, 22 August 2021 23:09 (three years ago) link

also i don't really mind the standard whedon-style snark dialogue but i wonder how long they're gonna stick with it? feel like the world is getting increasingly sick of it and the children are ready to move on. i was sort of looking forward to the joylessness of the first trailer just as a change of pace, but then that "no one ever saved the world with sarcasm" line, ugh

, Sunday, 22 August 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link

It's funny because I thought that style of dialogue was fun and refreshing when they did the first few movies, a change of pace from every franchise/reboot being gritty. Now, tons of stuff has that style, spilling over outside of Marvel. Wouldn't say I'm as sick of it as I was the gritty style, but it can be pretty cringy when done badly

Vinnie, Monday, 23 August 2021 03:52 (three years ago) link

Hasn’t snappy sarcasm been Marvel’s USP since the days of the first Fantastic Four comic? Hard to see them dropping it now.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 August 2021 08:47 (three years ago) link

Lol I'm sure the Eternals will have more than enough dull pompousness to keep you happy.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 23 August 2021 10:23 (three years ago) link

A pre-FX version of the Spider-man trailer leaked and by all indications leans hard into lots of familiar faces and characters. There's always a chance December 2021 might end up December 2022 or 2023 at this rate, so maybe Marvel can team with the feds and dangle it out there as an incentive to get vaccinated.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 August 2021 12:36 (three years ago) link

And here’s the full one

What just happened? Watch the official teaser trailer for #SpiderManNoWayHome, exclusively in movie theaters December 17. @SpiderManMovie pic.twitter.com/IdK2DFTlQK

— Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios) August 24, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 04:52 (three years ago) link

I'm hoping that's like the first 20 minutes, but pretty cool so far.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 06:46 (three years ago) link

“The multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little”

— I wish! (longtime comics reader)

Shallot Shortage 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 06:50 (three years ago) link

OK, *now* they're going to introduce Mephisto.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 11:56 (three years ago) link

Reviews for Shang-Chi are out and seem to be overwhelmingly positive

groovypanda, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 13:25 (three years ago) link

Was skimming some comments somewhere and I saw someone sum up that Marvel movies generally have a high floor but a low ceiling, which is to say, they're almost all going to be pretty good, but most are only going to be *so* good, and that more or less scans. Only a couple of conspicuous lows, and a couple of consensus highs, but most MCU is pretty MOR. Curious where this one falls.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 13:34 (three years ago) link

Each Marvel movie like a crawlspace in the sky

The reviews I've seen have definitely made me more excited for it (and the 4th phase in general) xp

groovypanda, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 14:06 (three years ago) link

Excited to see it, but really there's no way Doctor Strange would agree to do that for Peter Parker is there? He'd just be like "fuck no, kid... you might destroy the universe. I can put glowy stars on your bedroom ceiling though"

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link

But what about an evil devil figure that frequently pretends to be other people and also gives people things in exchange for things?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 15:23 (three years ago) link

The Wong / Strange interaction is there to show Strange is still learning what he should / shouldn't do, and that he has a little of the surgeon arrogance left over to push the envelope.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 15:25 (three years ago) link

The LA Times review is positive and says not to fault Simu Liu, Tony Leung has the star presence. Stoked enough to see this, will brave the theaters instead of waiting for blu.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link

Simu is a gifted comic actor and deeply enjoyable to watch but that sounds right to me.

tony leung is one of cinema's most magnetic screen presences, i think expecting simu liu to be his equal is maybe asking a bit too much

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 15:50 (three years ago) link

I saw a review that said largely the same thing, but expressed some dismay that Michelle Yeoh is largely sidelined. Anyway, I like these movies, they're fun, so I definitely foresee a not-crowded matinee in my near future.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 15:54 (three years ago) link

Excited to see it, but really there's no way Doctor Strange would agree to do that for Peter Parker is there? He'd just be like "fuck no, kid... you might destroy the universe. I can put glowy stars on your bedroom ceiling though"

― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel)

that spell might not be so dangerous otherwise but for what Loki did? which Strange doesn't know. that could be the connection.

g simmel, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link

Spider-Man: No Way Home comes out December 17th this year, while Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is out March 25, 2022. Pretty cool to interconnect Sony and Disney/MCU properties that directly, storywise.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link

The whole thing is a Republic serial with really long episodes.

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 17:47 (three years ago) link

Shang-Chi seems like it has minimal continuity bullshit. Today that interests me more than crossovers.

Interestingly Shang-Chi was one of the 10 properties Marvel used when starting their movie studio. They could make movies based on the 10 properties, but the properties were also collateral. Hard to tell if it was a movie they were planning to make or just a property that they didn't care about losing.

adam t. (abanana), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 17:54 (three years ago) link

wmc otm but they're trying to fold in the TV shows into that continuity and own multiple spaces. didn't republic do that with radio?

Oh neat, Tony Leung is in the new movie? Good

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link

The All Hail the King one shot was kind of cool, might as well milk the streaming platform for fun little things like that (although I really could have lived without them hitting on every prison tv/film cliche in the book in such a short run time - especially the awkward and borderline offensive Justin Hammer cameo).

My son is really disappointed we have to wait 45 days to see Shang-Chi, although I'm wondering if they may relent on that hard deadline if the first couple of weekends fall below expectations. Seems better to grab the $20 premier access money while the iron is hot.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 19:29 (three years ago) link

FWIW, All Hail the King is the better part of a decade old now (originally included on the Thor: The Dark World Blu-ray).

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 19:32 (three years ago) link

Haha, I had no idea. Probably because that is one of the few we never bothered to buy on Blu-Ray.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link

I know I'm late with this but I felt the science-fictional premise of Loki never coalesced into something that even pretended to try to have rules or make sense and that really diminished the show for me. Does a new timeline split off when somebody literally messes with the timeline by time-travelling, which is what MCU Loki did? Or is that all those timelines already existed in parallel? But in that case what makes some Lokis variants that need to be pruned while presumably billions of others just toodle along in their parallel timelines? Like, fundamentally, why in the end would Kang's forces have been specifically grabbing Sylvie-Loki out of her timeline in her childhood?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

They only needed to prune timelines that would somehow eventually lead to another Kang existing and another "warring timeline"

Nhex, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link

Time travel/alternate reality plots suck. I'm so over them. I know the only way to increase the stakes from "Thanos kills half (or all) life in our universe" is to add alternate universes, but the thought of it all makes me pissed. There are no rules, and any rules they make up to try to hand-wave it are stupid and end up getting broken anyway.

DJI, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 22:13 (three years ago) link

I thought it (with a help from Endgame) established that there was only one timeline, that was the point of the TVA? We were never told what marked Sylvie as a variant.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 23:03 (three years ago) link

Time travel/alternate reality plots suck. I'm so over them.

I'll admit, I'm deeply underwhelmed that this is apparently going to be the thread running through the Phase 4 films. I hope I'm pleasantly surprised and they do something new + engaging with those hoary fucken concepts, but I do suspect that Phase 1-3 is gonna wind up being the little pocket universe I'll inhabit while most of what comes afterward spins out of (quality) control. Prove me wrong, MCU!

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link

There are no rules, and any rules they make up to try to hand-wave it are stupid and end up getting broken anyway.

Just like superhero comics.

chap, Friday, 3 September 2021 09:25 (three years ago) link

I guess I haven't been paying attention to theatrical releases in general for the past 18 months but it's still genuinely a little shocking to only just realize that Shang-Chi is being released on the actual day of its release. I knew it was coming sometime this year, had no idea it was coming so soon.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 September 2021 13:01 (three years ago) link

I know the only way to increase the stakes from "Thanos kills half (or all) life in our universe"

tbf, the fundamental flaw in the Avengers series of movies is that Thanos killing half the universe never feels like it actually has very high stakes, which I feel like the franchise is kind of implicitly copping to in the What If episode where it's treated as a joke

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 3 September 2021 13:09 (three years ago) link

the fundamental flaw in the Avengers series of movies is that Thanos killing half the universe never feels like it actually has very high stakes

I buy from the external standpoint of "they were going to figure out a way to get everyone back" but not from a narrative standpoint; the primary thrill of Endgame is the desperation driving the Avengers, first to pull off their insane time-travel plan, then to prevent a time-traveling Thanos from undoing their success, and at the end of the movie most of the Asgardians we know are still dead, plus Tony is dead, plus Steve actively chooses himself over his duty or his friends for the first time in the entire series and takes himself out of the team's leadership role and the other person who led the team, Black Widow, is also dead. You still have this group of powerful heroes but all of their recognized leaders are gone and we still don't know who exactly is helming them now; is it Sam? Is it Carol? Is it Rhodey? I'm assuming that is a main narrative driver for the team in Phase 4 as they introduce new characters and elevate secondary ones, like Wanda and Bucky.

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Friday, 3 September 2021 13:25 (three years ago) link

The Doctor Strange episode of What If was so good, so trippy. My favorite so far.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 September 2021 13:49 (three years ago) link

Yeah, the Thanos thing did indeed end with three of the MCU's A-list anchors gone for (more or less) good, so that's not nothing.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 3 September 2021 14:31 (three years ago) link

xp - Agree! Lots of crazy mystic intergalactic creature design.

DJI, Friday, 3 September 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link

the fundamental flaw in the Avengers series of movies is that Thanos killing half the universe never feels like it actually has very high stakes

I buy from the external standpoint of "they were going to figure out a way to get everyone back" but not from a narrative standpoint; the primary thrill of Endgame is the desperation driving the Avengers, first to pull off their insane time-travel plan, then to prevent a time-traveling Thanos from undoing their success, and at the end of the movie(...)

I personally think that the stakes were too high and were not resolved in way that left me satisfied.
I mean: I quite adore the MCU but the one thing that I've minded ever since first seeing Endgame is the fact at the end that the five years which had passed since the 'snap' were not undone, which would mean that the universe is not only a gigantic logistic mess afterwards, but also with terribly sad emotional consequences, such as parents having missed out on five years of their children's development or people in relationships having moved on to new partners.
So far, they've managed to carry the mess well enough. Spider-Man: Far From Home addressed some of it at the start in a funnier & better way than I had expected. Falcon & the Winter Soldier went into it fairly well too with the whole idea of the Flag Smashers. But I think it will mostly be treated as a source for jokes or maybe some more plot points, but always remain a mess, and in essence a sombre one at that.

Hulk explained the rules in Endgame which meant that the science of the plot was about as good as it could get; it was made clear that everything that had happened would remain as actual history. I would have strongly preferred it if the Infinity Gems had simply been powerful enough to overrule the rules of time, space and reality and they could have enforced a reset to the moment of the snap.
That might have meant for lesser consequences of the climax of a 22-movie series. I wouldn't have minded.

Valentijn, Friday, 3 September 2021 14:44 (three years ago) link

Who do we actually have confirmed in Phase 4 so far?

Samtain America
Bucky
Ant Man
Dr Strange
Thor
Hulk
The Guardians sans Gamora + Nebula
Wanda (as antagonist?)
Shang Chi
Hawkeye? Ronin? Maybe he’ll do a turn as Goliath at some point?
Wasp
Captain Marvel
Spider-Man

Possible TV crossovers:
Spectrum
Variant Lokis
Wiccan?
Speed?
Kate Bishop?
She-Hulk?

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

I guess War Machine and some number of Wakandans also should be listed there, too

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

Ms Marvel (in the Captain Marvel sequel, and her own show)
Blade
Moon Knight maybe?

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link

Both Gamora and Nebula are in the third Guardians film, according to IMDb

In theory white Vision?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 3 September 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link

I was splitting the hair of this iteration of Gamora not actually being a Guardian in that list but it's more accurate to include her

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link

I guess War Machine and some number of Wakandans also should be listed there, too

― a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Friday, September 3, 2021 10:37 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

In case you missed the news in the flood of show announcements, Okoye is getting her own Disney+ show. And it sounds like Ironheart is gonna be introduced in the next BP movie ahead of her own Disney+ show so I expect Wakanda to be pushed more to the forefront.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

Disappointed to learn just now that the upcoming Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur show is animated so I guess they won't wind up being officially incorporated into the roster.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

Oh, and in case anyone missed the confirmation of what many suspected

https://hips.hearstapps.com/digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/45/1510257115-black-panther-new-poster.jpg

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:53 (three years ago) link

lol, never mind the old-ass poster. Letitia Wright just signed a massive multi-picture deal so it's all but confirmed.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link

lol I was going to say, yeah I think it's safe to say that Letitia Wright is in the first Black Panther flick

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link

I suspected as much but I didn't want to be overly-presumptuous.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 September 2021 16:02 (three years ago) link

is anyone going to see this new movie? feels like it was unwise to release this to theaters only right now.

akm, Friday, 3 September 2021 16:53 (three years ago) link

Nope, gonna have to wait the 45 days until it comes to Disney+. My son was disappointed we have to wait, seeing as how close this came out to his birthday, but not ready to take him, unvaxxed, in a crowded theater (nor does he really want to, he just was hoping it would have been handled like Black Widow).

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 September 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link

I'm going, probably Sunday if the day job doesn't get in the way. Maybe tomorrow.

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Friday, 3 September 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link

Going back to at least like Iron Man 3, I'd previously seen every MCU on opening weekend. Won't be seeing either of the last two until next month on D+.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 September 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link

And I agree that it's unwise for them to be releasing this the way they're releasing it. I might even say outright stupid.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 September 2021 17:08 (three years ago) link

My guess is a reaction to ScarJo's suit? They have to make good on the "in theaters only" exclusive thing?

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 September 2021 17:09 (three years ago) link

Obviously I have no idea what it might mean from a legal standpoint, or what they are contractually obligated to do, but I wouldn't be surprised to see the "Premier Access on D+" kick in after just a few weeks if this underperforms.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 September 2021 17:12 (three years ago) link

I think I read it's going to standard Disney+ sometime in October, just after Black Widow does likewise.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 September 2021 17:14 (three years ago) link

I spent way too much time going "how would her costume affect the way they release these movies, that makes no sense"

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Friday, 3 September 2021 17:17 (three years ago) link

xpost - Right, that's the current plan. I'm just wondering it this underperforms they might say, "screw it, let's see if we can milk some more cash out of the Premier Access thing until it hits the free tier". I mean, I know we can't be the only family that would willingly plop down the $20 to watch it sooner but won't go to a theater now.

lol DJP

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 September 2021 17:18 (three years ago) link

"i mean sure it's a racist backstory but we're pretending that doesn't exist anymore WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US HERE"
https://screenrant.com/shang-chi-marvel-china-release-movie-backlash-explained/

i'm guessing the real reason is more related to chloe zhao tbh

Why? I'm assuming that would be the case for Eternals, but not sure why it would impact the Shang-Chi plans.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 September 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

china being an 800 pound gorilla to marvel studios in general is my thinking?

I don’t know what it’s like elsewhere but cinemas in London have not been crowded, or anywhere close to it, since before the pandemic. Even for opening weekends of big blockbusters.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 4 September 2021 10:44 (three years ago) link

i hope marvel takes advantage of the irony of letitia playing a scientist

“what you’re saying is completely unscientific!”
“i just want you to think for yourself..”

scanner darkly, Saturday, 4 September 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

How is the fight/stunt choreography in the new one?

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 4 September 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link

Will know tomorrow.

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Saturday, 4 September 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link

TEN-RINGS TONY - the good!
Combat scenes in the early stages are quite coherent by Marvel standards.
TONY LEUNG!
MICHELLE YEOH!
Fight scene between Leung & Fala Chen is unusually erotic by Marvel standards thanks to Leung’s micro-expressions; getting his ass kicked is a turn-on!

— Anne Billson (@AnneBillson) September 4, 2021

TEN-RINGS TONY - the not so good!
Directing is opposite of fleet-footed; should have channeled Tsui Hark/Lau Kar-leung.
Usual dreary Marvel father issues/dead mother woes. Yawn.
Third act degenerates into the usual Marvel CGI sound & fury n’importe quoi where you cease to care.

— Anne Billson (@AnneBillson) September 4, 2021

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 4 September 2021 19:13 (three years ago) link

Looks like it's a big hit.

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Saturday, 4 September 2021 22:02 (three years ago) link

I generally find Marvel combat scenes quite coherent by modern franchise blockbuster standards.

chap, Saturday, 4 September 2021 23:17 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I think they've been okay on coherence since the (terrible) end of the first Avengers movie. The fight scenes at the end of Black Panther, GOTG1, WandaVision etc. are definitely coherent! They're just a bit shit compared to what came before.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 4 September 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link

Reviews seem uniform in saying the Shang Chi movie doesn't rely on lazy Asian stereotypes, which is really hard to believe given the trailer, but if it's so it's so

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 5 September 2021 22:36 (three years ago) link

Most of the movie bends over backwards to skewer lazy Asian stereotypes

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Sunday, 5 September 2021 23:00 (three years ago) link

anything otherwise would be profoundly stupid given the importance of chinese audiences for these movies

and for other reasons too obv!

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 5 September 2021 23:06 (three years ago) link

Fighting was good, probably the best we've seen in the MCU. Tony Leung was fantastic particularly. Movie overall was just solid, not top tier Marvel. I'd place it a notch over Black Widow. Had to be happy just to see every Asian and Asian-American on-screen, honestly.

Made the effort to contribute to this weekend's opening box office, as afraid as I was of the pandemic. Went to a very late showing last night with like six other people in the theater.

Nhex, Monday, 6 September 2021 14:12 (three years ago) link

The third episode of What If…? was ridiculous in leaning on the grimness

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Monday, 6 September 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link

I felt like it would have been more in the spirit of What If for Nick Fury to put on the Iron Man armor. Its whole thing is "things are different but somehow end up being kind of the same."

Also suffered from the fact that a What If is supposed to start by DEPICTING the alteration that changes history downstream, which this one, for obvious reasons, doesn't.

I may be too uptight about what counts as What If.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 6 September 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link

On Shang-Chi -- the last big fight was disappointing IMO, overcrowded and color graded down to a murky dusk for a scene that took place at dawn, but the bus and scaffold scenes were amazing. The fewer the characters, the better the fight in this case. Good performances -- Liu and Awkwafina have a great BFF vibe and omg is Liu great to look at or what. The elements shoehorning Shang-Chi into the MCU feel forced, but the elements shoehorning him into the Marvel print universe in the 1970s/80s felt forced too*, so I'm kind of okay with that. It's a very good MCU entry. Maybe not top tier? Requires further consideration.

(*Except for the Man-Thing issue, which I've always loved.)

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Monday, 6 September 2021 15:31 (three years ago) link

The fewer the characters, the better the fight in this case.

I think this is actually almost always true throughout MCU

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 6 September 2021 16:43 (three years ago) link

There are a couple of big free-for-alls I like in earlier movies, but mostly yeah.

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Monday, 6 September 2021 17:24 (three years ago) link

The Civil War airport fight being an honourable exception.

chap, Monday, 6 September 2021 17:27 (three years ago) link

For some reason I really like when they end in ott melee chaos, like Iron Man 3 and Black Widow.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 September 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link

I did love Katy being all “I just learned how to shoot an arrow yesterday!!!!”

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 00:31 (three years ago) link

I thought this was a lot of fun. Sure, some of the silly stuff was, well, silly, but it mostly flows really well. And it helps to have a real movie star as the villain. Given I know nothing about the titular character and had my doubts, I give up, I think this monolith MCU endeavor is capable of keeping the imperial streak going indefinitely. Just a matter of occasionally whittling down the number of superpowered heroes.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link

We watched the first Captain America movie over the weekend (one of the many of these I haven't seen). It was good, somewhat better than I expected (or at least it had a modest vibe and some charms I didn't expect). We also recently watched the second of the new Spider-Man movies... didn't like that one too much, but whatever. I guess if you don't like one particular cinematic Spider-Man, wait a few years, right?

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

Oooh, you are in for some treats with Winter Soldier and Civil War if you haven't seen those yet

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 20:57 (three years ago) link

First Holland Spidey is top-tier MCU. Second Holland Spidey...nnnnnnotsomuch.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link

Didn't like it as much as Homecoming, but still thought it was pretty great, esp. Mysterio.

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I do think Homecoming is good, we've watched that a few times.

My kid wants to see Winter Soldier next, so guess we will (someone told me IRL that it's their all-time favorite Marvel movie).

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link

For those who don't care to go too deep, the list is basically: Cap 1 & 2, Iron Man 1, Spidey 1, Thor 3, Black Panther. If you aren't feeling any of those, you can safely shut it down.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link

(NB, have not seen either of the pandemic-era Marvels)

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link

Cool – I also saw Iron Man OG (in the theater, little did I know what it was kicking off); and liked Ragnarok a lot too.

Ant-Man is one of the others I’ve seen and thought was fun and offbeat (at least except/until some of the generic fight stuff toward the end).

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link

We always believed in you, @simuliu. And if being a super hero doesn’t work out, our door is always open: https://t.co/GhGMYwOdom

— iStock (@iStock) September 7, 2021

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 00:36 (three years ago) link

Ant-Man is one of the others I’ve seen and thought was fun and offbeat (at least except/until some of the generic fight stuff toward the end).

Ant-Man & The Wasp is more of the same except better.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 06:48 (three years ago) link

For those who don't care to go too deep, the list is basically: Cap 1 & 2, Iron Man 1, Spidey 1, Thor 3, Black Panther.

I'd maybe add Guardians 1?

chap, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 07:50 (three years ago) link

And doc strange surely

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 12:09 (three years ago) link

Black Panther I think is the only one I haven't seen a second time. It may, however, also be one of the few everyone in my family has seen, even my wife, for whatever reason. I could see watching Shang-Chi in theatres a second time at some point, the action in that one I felt took good advantage of the space. Speaking of which, I'd never thought about it or noticed, but I guess all the Marvel movies are in (more or less) Scope *except* The Avengers and Ant-Man.

And also speaking of action, Shang-Chi and Black Widow do both lean haaaaaaard into the impervious human heroes mode, which is a modest problem I had with both. If they're essentially harm-proof before they even get magic rings or fresh weapons then the fighting does become just variations of pachinko with people in place of little balls. When Shang-Chi gets his special armor in the movie I thought, huh, why bother? Is it just to get him out of the hoodie he's been wearing the entire movie?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 12:27 (three years ago) link

To be fair, every action movie in the last forty years (maybe even longer) grants the main characters the ability to avoid harm in a seemingly superhero fashion, not sure that's unique to Marvel at this point.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 14:31 (three years ago) link

No, for sure, that's right in "I am the best at what I do movies" movies like Mission Impossible, and Bourne, and James Bond, John Wick, et al. But when it's a series of fantasy movies that makes a distinction between human heroes and super heroes it's a distinction without merit. Iirc in Black Widow, at one point her sister complains that when space god Thor is done fighting he doesn't need to take an Advil, and I thought, Black Widow's sister, what you need is stronger than Advil.
https://c.tenor.com/XTAirZ-BVDcAAAAd/black-widow-explosion.gif

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 14:41 (three years ago) link

lol that gif reminds me that i actually ended up with so little interest in black widow that i skipped the last ten minutes or so and just read the ending/post credit spoilers instead. no regrets there.

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link

Finally caught up with the two most recent "What If ... ?" episodes. The Doctor Strange episode was maybe the darkest Disney has gotten, and while the most recent Marvel Zombies one was mostly played for laughs, it's still pretty horrific for the Mouse. The show does seem to be missing (or probably more likely ignoring) the gist of the whole "what if?" premise, though. The Nick Fury one and the zombie one, for example, aren't about the repercussions of bad decisions or whatever, they're just basically ... what if something else happened, for some reason. (And incidentally both are Hank Pym's fault, so ... what if the original Ant-Man just messed everything up.)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:29 (three years ago) link

I mean, that's the way the comics were too IIRC

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link

The show does seem to be missing (or probably more likely ignoring) the gist of the whole "what if?" premise, though. The Nick Fury one and the zombie one, for example, aren't about the repercussions of bad decisions or whatever, they're just basically ... what if something else happened, for some reason.

Huh? That is exactly the point of What If... ? as stated in pretty much every intro. It's not supposed to be about "bad decisions", just what happens if one tiny (or not so tiny) decision point changes things. I don't think it's ever been intended to just showcase bad decisions.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:35 (three years ago) link

xpost Maybe? I can't remember. Some of these definitely do play into the premise, though. Unrelated, this zombie one only riffed on the (not What If) comic series source material, maybe because many of the major players aren't in the MCU yet. But the Marvel Zombies comic was all horror, but this one by necessity had to tone things down (despite the number of beheadings, eviscerations, etc.)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link

xpost again, But most of these are not about what if one tiny thing changes, most seem to be about what if one major thing is different. Like, the first one, sure, what if Carter became Captain America, fair enough. Or what if Strange messed up time to save someone. But the Nick Fury one was "what if someone murdered all the Avengers before they became the Avengers," and the zombie one was basically "what if the Hulk returned to a world where everyone was zombies because ... reasons." They're totally different worlds.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:38 (three years ago) link

The Nick Fury one was "what if Hope Van Dyne joined SHEILD and died" and the zombie one was "What If Janet Van Dyne became a zombie in the quantum realm" but you obviously knew that because you watched them

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

Eh, I think it's just supposed to be a fun excuse to write a single-shot story that explores different settings/characters, not something that really requires a specific set-up.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

NO jon THERE ARE RULES

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:44 (three years ago) link

lol my fault for not having seen the new episode yet!

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link

(tbc I agree with you and am making fun of Josh)

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

no worries, I was picking that up.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I guess I just saw those "what if" instigators as a sort of minimal means to an end to get the story going, which I know is the whole point. But tonally, things like the Dr. Strange one and the Black Panther Starlord one are I suppose a little more thought out than the hand-wavy "Oh, btw, Hank Pym found zombies in the Quantum Realm, because we need zombies" sort of stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link

the only one i liked so far was the Agent Carter one

so far mostly these just feel like really boring fanfic which i guess they are

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link

The plot of the Dr. Strange one was meh but the art of the cosmic creatures he was summoning was A+++++ and some of my favorite animation of this whole thing.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link

Spoilers for the zombie episode

Didn’t like the new one at all, apparently they are almost in reach of a cure but still beheading potentially curable people left right and centre while constantly quipping. They are sad when Hope dies for some reason, not sure why she gets special treatment. Or at least Peter cares, her dad doesn’t seem overly fussed.

I am using your worlds, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

Hope's dad... is Hank Pym? Who was a zombie early on in the episode?

I'm not sure you were actually paying attention to what happened

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 21:03 (three years ago) link

Observed elsewhere:

For those keeping score at home, this episode ends with the fourth “well, everyone is screwed now” cliffhanger in a row, and it’s also the third “everyone is dead now” episode in a row.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 23:54 (three years ago) link

It really helps when they get the original cast members back!

That Avengers murder one was super grim, and they even got Michael Douglas to reprise his role, even though he sounded kind of half-assed

That Doctor Strange one was the biggest surprise for me honestly - and it really helped they m/l the whole main cast from the film back. Cumberbatch did a really great voice performance for it, and having McAdams play the role and not a sound-a-like made it more meaningful

Nhex, Thursday, 9 September 2021 02:35 (three years ago) link

What If issues regularly end on apocalypse hysterics so that's in line with the book
i can't do the cartoons for some reason, feels too meta to me

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 September 2021 02:55 (three years ago) link

ok i enjoyed the zombie one

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 September 2021 03:22 (three years ago) link

I guess tbf a lot of comics regularly regularly end on apocalypse hysterics, too, so it's all fitting. I suppose I'm just nonetheless surprised the What If cartoon has been so relentlessly grim. This is Disney+, not HBO Max.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 September 2021 12:21 (three years ago) link

It hasn't been relentlessly grim though. The T'Challa episode certainly wasn't and this week's might have been about zombies but was lots of fun and definitely had more of a comedy tone

groovypanda, Thursday, 9 September 2021 12:36 (three years ago) link

Hope's dad... is Hank Pym? Who was a zombie early on in the episode?

I'm not sure you were actually paying attention to what happened

Mixed up my Ant-Men. Ok, that makes more sense

I am using your worlds, Thursday, 9 September 2021 14:09 (three years ago) link

My son has been updating me every morning with a countdown until Shang-Chi hits Disney+.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 September 2021 14:16 (three years ago) link

My son talks about the MCU incessantly lately, he’s only a few of the movies, but watches these YT explainers. So it’s a lot of technical details about chronology and stuff; “isn’t it weird that people aged five years?”; do I think Tony Stark will ever be brought back; etc.

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Thursday, 9 September 2021 14:39 (three years ago) link

Haha yeah, my son does the same and works out these pretty intricate theories about what will happen that are always 100% wrong, but I'm convinced some of his dream storylines would be better.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 September 2021 14:42 (three years ago) link

Is there an actual release date yet?

I've seen theatrical release + 45 Days, so something like mid-October?

groovypanda, Thursday, 9 September 2021 14:49 (three years ago) link

Yeah, that's what I've heard as well. My son started counting down from 45 last Friday, so according to him it's 39 days now... lol

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 September 2021 14:50 (three years ago) link

may i strongly recommend that you guys look around on ebay or a local comic book store and get your kids a run of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe? It's just the thing for obsessive kids. It sure was for me. There's multiple versions but the 85-88 "Deluxe" volumes are the gold standard.
https://www.amazon.com/Official-Handbook-Marvel-Universe-Deluxe/dp/1302923641

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 September 2021 14:53 (three years ago) link

if they do digital drop a line here and i can ysi

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 September 2021 14:55 (three years ago) link

Would love to stumble across a reasonably priced copy of those, loved poring over the periodic ones that came out when I was a kid.

We got him one of those huge new encyclopedias they have now at the big box stores, but it doesn't hold a candle to those old Handbooks.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 September 2021 14:56 (three years ago) link

the DK books ain't shit TBH
they'd probably also benefit from Marvel Saga
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Saga

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 September 2021 14:56 (three years ago) link

Oh yeah, it's not great, but he loves thumbing through it and it's better than nothing.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 September 2021 14:59 (three years ago) link

I wish What If was as exciting as the last fifteen seconds of the theme tune. Jeffrey Wright is so perfect on that.

Zombie one was best so far. I like how much the MCU is about taking Mark Millar ideas and removing the stink.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 9 September 2021 15:02 (three years ago) link

On today's walk to school, my kid mentioned a theory that the Tony Stark who died was actually a shape-shifting alien – "a 'Skype', I think they're called..."

xxp I have a bunch of those old Marvel Handbook issues in a box; I tried to get him to "help" when I sorted thru my comics recently, but he was barely interested. He has been reading some of the Michelinie/McFarlane Spider-Mans on his own... at least the first sexual innuendos he encounters will be in the context of a healthy, loving, superhero/fashion-model relationship.

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Thursday, 9 September 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link

Well, we do have a Secret Invasion show coming on D+ soon (the comic version of which revealed that a number of characters had been replaced by Skrulls several years before) (although the Skrulls are the goodies thus far in the MCU so who even knows what the show is gonna be about ultimately)

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 September 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

If y'all can track down the Essential Marvel versions (the black & white newsprint phone books) of the Handbook & Saga, those might be recommended. I know some volumes were fetching high prices but that was before the recent omnibus reprint.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 September 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link

To me all of the What If episodes, other than the great Boseman tribute one, were uninteresting and unfun. Even the premises are boring and the excecution is more so.

g simmel, Thursday, 9 September 2021 17:08 (three years ago) link

What If has always been kind of a sketchy concept imo, better in concept than in execution more often than not. I still haven't made it further than the first episode.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 September 2021 17:10 (three years ago) link

the second one is really good

g simmel, Thursday, 9 September 2021 17:45 (three years ago) link

Oh, that wasn't a dismissal, btw. Just a lack of much in the way of excitement. I'll get through it all eventually.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 September 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link

The zombie episode was better than I expected - ant-man's futurama head teaming up with the sentient cape was so dumb yet amazing, and vision feeding parts of t'challa to zombie wanda is super fucking dark. Also hope not shrinking herself while being overcome leading to a 100 foot tall zombie was kind of a dick move.

joygoat, Thursday, 9 September 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link

Black Panther being cut up for food is from Robert Kirkman's original series.

Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Thursday, 9 September 2021 18:21 (three years ago) link

Interesting - I completely missed all those Marvel Saga series at the time

Nhex, Thursday, 9 September 2021 20:13 (three years ago) link

The first Marvel Zombies series was pretty good, and spin directly out of Ultimate Fantastic Four which certainly had its moments.

Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Thursday, 9 September 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VYb3B1ETlk

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 September 2021 13:50 (three years ago) link

Not much of a a trailer (too much bang boom for me), but the brief glimpses of Kate being Kate are great.

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Monday, 13 September 2021 14:21 (three years ago) link

It looks amazing.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 13 September 2021 14:21 (three years ago) link

For obvious reasons, some serious Die Hard vibes.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 September 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link

Disney just confirmed that all of their remaining 2021 movies will be theater only, including Eternals. Whatever, I know it's a business and a complicated situation, just annoyed that it's another industry ready to forge ahead as if the pandemic is in the rearview mirror.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 15:20 (three years ago) link

Well it’s not industry-wide, but I guess Shang Chi was their “experiment” and it worked.

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Monday, 13 September 2021 15:25 (three years ago) link

Hard to imagine that is a big dog like Disney heads in this direction the other studios will follow, at least the ones who haven't already signed streaming also deals.

I don't know, just even more egregious from a company mostly focusing on kids movies pulling this shit when a large chunk of their target audience can't even get vaccinated.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link

"IF a big dog"

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link

Top Gun 2 and M:I-7 are gonna look like period pieces by the time Paramount finally puts them in theaters(currently slated for May/September(!) of next year).

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Monday, 13 September 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link

Just not looking forward to telling my kid he's still not going to be able to see any of the movies he wants until two months minimum after they come out, but whatever. I'm so fucking tired of corporations pretending this shit is over.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link

Looks like they are getting plenty of pushback on this, good. Wishful thinking, but I'd love to see some bad PR for them for this bullshit.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 15:42 (three years ago) link

But isn't it also a logical upshot of the ScarJo lawsuit? i.e., participants also wanting traditional theatrical releases?

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Monday, 13 September 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link

Maybe? I think that was more specifically about Disney fucking her out of points/money, not necessarily that she cared about the type of release. I think if it's planned as a dual release thing and the actors get paid fairly for it, I can't imagine many outside of Christopher Nolan giving a fuck how it's put out.

But this also pulls the rug out from under Disney's line that "ScarJo was being insensitive during a pandemic".

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link

I mean, greedy corporation continues being greedy corporation non-shocker here and all, it's just annoying that a company that spends so much time marketing to young kids is being so transparently "we don't care if people get sick and die as long as the cash runs in".

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link

I hear you - just seems they'll get called out either way (as they have been, by talent, for using big releases to beef up Disney+). Obviously health is 1st priority - I wouldn't bring an unvaxxed kid to a theater either - and I see your point about kids movies specifically.

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Monday, 13 September 2021 16:06 (three years ago) link

(personally, I don't think a 45- or 60-day window is the end of the world, but I know MCU FOMA is real)

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Monday, 13 September 2021 16:08 (three years ago) link

*FOMO

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Monday, 13 September 2021 16:08 (three years ago) link

I mean, yeah, I'm fine with waiting a month or two (it's what we end up doing with most non-kid movies, even before the pandemic), it's harder to sell that to a 10 year-old Marvel superfan though, especially when Black Widow, Mulan and Raya all set a precedent that is no longer an option.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 16:10 (three years ago) link

oh for a world where Marvel superfans were catered to lol

Tracer Hand, Monday, 13 September 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link

Cool dig, but my point is that this really is a kind of frustrating move for parents with kids under 12 right now. I don't think it's unreasonable to point this out without claiming poor Marvel fans are suffering.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 16:29 (three years ago) link

they don’t owe anyone a damn thing, is how i look at it

Tracer Hand, Monday, 13 September 2021 16:52 (three years ago) link

i mean i’m sorry it appears to be frustrating to you but yes it does sound unreasonable. the world is awash in entertainment. not everything appears 100% when you want it. 12 year olds take note!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 13 September 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link

Looks like they are getting plenty of pushback on this, good. Wishful thinking, but I'd love to see some bad PR for them for this bullshit.

Just imagine if famous creative freelancers, distgruntled audiences, and prominent elements of the trade press called out Marvel for their business practices. Such changes we would see!

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 13 September 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link

sic do we just need to post a disclaimer before every single post itt that we agree with you and that Marvel and Disney have done an absolutely terrible job of paying creators for their work? no one is arguing that point with you, but you keep hammering on it anyway as if we are all viciously defending the corporate behemoth on that point. I don't understand who you are raging at by this point because, afaict, no one posting itt works for Marvel or Disney.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link

... YET

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Monday, 13 September 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

lol

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

Also, the Hawkeye trailer looks FANTASTIC and I am pretty sure they're showing Clint with a hearing aid in an early scene, which makes me inordinately happy as close fidelity to the Fraction/Aja run with MCU caveats is precisely what I wanted this show to be.

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Monday, 13 September 2021 19:56 (three years ago) link

have done an absolutely terrible job of paying creators for their work? no one is arguing that point with you, but you keep hammering on it anyway

I wasn’t thinking or saying anything about rates of pay, but since you bring it up, I’m betting Yoshida is vastly overcompensated

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 13 September 2021 20:05 (three years ago) link

jesus christ you are so fucking tedious.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 20:09 (three years ago) link

poster x: posts nineteen times about wishing for Marvel to change one business practice worth $257,601,141 in ten days, for his kid’s sake

poster y: lightly notes once that 50 years of labour actions, lawsuits, advocacy journalism, editorials, huge petitions from major authors & fans, direct appeals from retailers at trade conferences and to distributors, &c., have tended to have consistent levels of success wrt Marvel changing their business practices

poster x: jesus christ you are so fucking tedious

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 13 September 2021 20:44 (three years ago) link

"lightly notes", "once" jfc dude

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link

For someone who seems to think Disney and Marvel are so evil, you suddenly seem to really care deeply about making sure they maximize their investment for their 2021 slate.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link

I think the 45 day release window is a fair enough compromise.
I really love theaters and want them to survive, and this is already bad for them, but at least the bulk of money for most mainstream films comes in the first month anyway. Nowadays you only have to wait about 90 days for physical media and often less for VOD.

Can't blame you for being annoyed about the pandemic stuff - I've managed to go to the theater the summer often only by going to sparsely attended showings at odd times.

Nhex, Monday, 13 September 2021 21:23 (three years ago) link

It's definitely not a terrible compromise and I get it, it's just a switch after being able to pay $20 for early access for other ones.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link

How quickly we forget how they handled "Mulan," which was $30 on top of the Disney+ subscription fee.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 September 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link

Oh right, that was $30. I mean, we paid it, still cheaper than three movie tickets and parking, even if we forgo snacks completely (which never happens).

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 September 2021 21:50 (three years ago) link

Also, the Hawkeye trailer looks FANTASTIC and I am pretty sure they're showing Clint with a hearing aid in an early scene, which makes me inordinately happy as close fidelity to the Fraction/Aja run with MCU caveats is precisely what I wanted this show to be.


I was honestly so delighted by the clear nods to Fraction/Aja run that by the end I was disappointed we got no “okay this looks bad” 😅

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 20:42 (three years ago) link

It just looked like a generic action trailer to me, but I guess that’s how they’re marketing it. Hoping the actual series will have some of the comics’ offbeat charm, and not just a dog and other plot elements (but again, Kate’s characterization looks really promising).

tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link

Not sure if it was discussed itt or elsewhere and I'm covering old ground, but I read a couple different articles that implied this series is going to lean really heavily on the Fraction/Aja run, so I'm hoping it's more than a few nods.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link

Yeah, that's what I've heard as well. My son started counting down from 45 last Friday, so according to him it's 39 days now... lol

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, September 9, 2021 3:50 PM

Your son needs to reset his countdown :(

"Disney Day", November 12th (which will be release date + 70 days)

groovypanda, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 07:42 (three years ago) link

—Jungle Cruise will become available for free on the service to subs

—the new Disney+ Original movie Home Sweet Home Alone, a reimagining of the popular holiday franchise will debut

–an all-new original series of shorts from Walt Disney Animation Studios called Olaf Presents, which sees Frozen’s snowman retelling several classic Disney tales as only he can.

—domestic Disney+ streaming debut of fan favorite shorts from Walt Disney Animation Studios including Frozen Fever, Oscar-winning shorts Feast and Paperman, Oscar-nominated Mickey Mouse short, Get A Horse! and more. There’s also the animated short film Ciao Alberto from Pixar which features characters from their feature pic Luca.

–A new short from The Simpsons that pays tribute to Disney+’s marquee brands

— first five episodes from season 2 of The World According to Jeff Goldblum from National Geographic

—A special celebrating the origins and legacy of Star Wars’ legendary bounty hunter, Boba Fett

–A special celebrating the Marvel Cinematic Universe on Disney+ with an exciting look towards the future.

—Dopesick, an original series starring Michael Keaton, which will be released in international markets as part of the Star general entertainment content offering.

One of these things...

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 08:12 (three years ago) link

can't help but find it amusing that they're bringing the Simpsons back to its early '90s cash-in heyday with these blatant spots

Nhex, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 12:39 (three years ago) link

The full voice work on nearly everyone (including Rachel House!) on this week's What If..? really made it, I thought - after the last two, it was great to see just a fun episode.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 September 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link

Love to pay tribute to marquee brands

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

Shang-Chi was a lot of fun, had way too much CGI lacquered over everything, and more karaoke jokes than I was expecting.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 24 September 2021 23:53 (three years ago) link

I really liked it, tony leung forever

mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Saturday, 25 September 2021 02:38 (three years ago) link

Disney & ScarJo have settled.

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 1 October 2021 04:19 (three years ago) link

What If...? took a turn and I'm 100% into it

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Friday, 1 October 2021 13:58 (three years ago) link

Yeah that was my favorite episode yet, dug having more for Jeffrey Wright to do.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 October 2021 14:01 (three years ago) link

Thought it might have been the finale but there's one more next week

groovypanda, Friday, 1 October 2021 14:01 (three years ago) link

Couldn't tell if it was setting up a cliffhanger or not, esp how this episode was hinted at at the very end of the Thor one.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 October 2021 14:04 (three years ago) link

Transitive property fan glee in the Venom 2 credits with Tom Holland shown, along with JJJ/Simmons, ergo Venom is part of the MCU..

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 1 October 2021 14:15 (three years ago) link

My kid loves the idea of all the Marvel stuff but isn't really into watching anything. He always wants detailed recaps of the What If...? episodes, keeps asking to see pictures of Ultron and Whiplash and Venom, is fascinated by the idea of antiheros, and makes me read from his 5 Minute Marvel Stories book every night.

Last night he asked me if Red Skull just has a red skull, or if his whole body is like a red skeleton, and searching for 'red skull without clothes' didn't really give him a satisfactory answer.

joygoat, Friday, 1 October 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link

I was a little annoyed by the end of the Thor episode until I saw this week's, at which point I went "... OHHHHHHHHHHHH okay that's rad"

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Friday, 1 October 2021 17:14 (three years ago) link

^^^ yes!

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 October 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

Also the AV Club reviews for this are somewhat unhinged

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Friday, 1 October 2021 17:24 (three years ago) link

Boy you aren't kidding, made the mistake of reading the one from this week. The reviewer realllly doesn't like the show "cheating" with the "rules".

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 October 2021 17:27 (three years ago) link

really excited for venom 2 on the basis of venom being the best and gayest modern superhero movie

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 1 October 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link

is fascinated by the idea of antiheroes

My kid too (I think via Venom) — “is Deadpool an antihero?” (sees picture of DC guy Lobo) “is he an antihero?”

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 1 October 2021 18:02 (three years ago) link

AV is right about the voice acting at least - only Cumberbatch and Jones this week (well, and Renner) didn't help.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 1 October 2021 18:27 (three years ago) link

tfw you have absolutely no defense

Disney & ScarJo have settled.

― juristic person (morrisp), Friday, October 1, 2021 4:19 AM (fifteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 1 October 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link

Shang-Chi was so much fun you guys

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 3 October 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link

Jeffrey Wright is fantastic and the last episode was a lot of fun - first instance of Kirby dots in the MCU?

There’s something pleasingly Shatneresque about Wright’s voiceover work

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link

that's usually how he sounds! he was similarly avuncular in Source Code

Nhex, Monday, 4 October 2021 03:39 (three years ago) link

So apparently this season of What If..? was supposed to be 10 episodes long but ended up 9 because Covid and the missing episode would have explained how Gamora turns up in the finale

groovypanda, Thursday, 7 October 2021 13:41 (three years ago) link

Yeah, definitely seemed from context that would've been an entire extra episode. Also, they ended up referencing almost every other episode in S1, except maybe the "Who Killed the Avengers?" ep - though maybe the Loki from that one showed up for a second?

Liked they all picked up after the respective ends of their episodes, like Thor fighting Ultron, Killmonger about to be apprehended, etc.

Funny how this was a better adaptation of the Age of Ultron series than the movie was (which only took the title m/l)

Nhex, Thursday, 7 October 2021 14:01 (three years ago) link

And - bittersweet, we got way more Chadwick Boseman in this series than I was expecting.

Nhex, Thursday, 7 October 2021 14:04 (three years ago) link

Really enjoyed that finale and how all the storylines dovetailed together - it was easily the best of the Disney+ finales so far. I don't watch many cartoons, but it seemed like the action sequences were really well designed and edited - a lot more involving and easy-to-follow than the movie fights.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 7 October 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link

There was a kind of joyful glibness (but with stakes!) that reminded me of Buffy, but minus the smarm

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 7 October 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link

Yeah, definitely seemed from context that would've been an entire extra episode.

I wouldn't have minded seeing it, but on the other hand if they had to cut one I'm not surprised that they cut "What if this character did the thing that they'd explicitly been trying to do from their first appearance?"

I like that the last coda matched the first episode, Hayley Atwell was a gift to this show - as of course was Chris Hemsworth.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 8 October 2021 08:31 (three years ago) link

The missing episode is going to be part of Season 2 now and is set on Sakaar and will play as a comedy (like the Thor one)

groovypanda, Friday, 8 October 2021 08:49 (three years ago) link

That finale was good, I enjoyed it and while I know some get put off by the interconnectedness of the MCU, I do like the slow build to that without detracting from enjoying them as standalone episodes.

In other news, I <3 Kathryn Hahn and Agatha, but I'm not ready to start seeing spin-offs of spin-offs now.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 8 October 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

We got Warlock

As you guys know I often strike down false rumors, so… um…

Welcome to the Guardians family, Will Poulter. He’s an amazing actor and wonderful guy. See you in a couple weeks. #AdamWarlock #GotGVol3 https://t.co/RaNeGDIC0E

— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) October 11, 2021

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 October 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link

Tickets for Eternals also on sale

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 October 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link

I decided yesterday that we'll have true progress when the hero of color can take down a white villain single handedly and not have to fight a blobmonster or a villain of similar color at the end of a movie

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link

New Hawkeye trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyXUaNhqpqE

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 October 2021 16:36 (three years ago) link

It's me, the dude who is so unbelievably hyped for this

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Thursday, 14 October 2021 20:58 (three years ago) link

Me too. That looks super-fun.

DJI, Thursday, 14 October 2021 21:53 (three years ago) link

have nothing but indifference/contempt for the mcu but i will see the hawkguy thing

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 October 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

Brad, have you ever read the Fraction/Aja Hawkeye run? It is, with no exaggeration, one of my favorite comic book storylines ever and is the only thing I've ever read that has made me care about Hawkeye as a character.

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Thursday, 14 October 2021 23:32 (three years ago) link

It’s cool how they even use the lettering from the series (for the logo, etc.)

Also cool that Linda Cardellini is in the cast

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 15 October 2021 02:56 (three years ago) link

(The “blaring Xmas music over chaos” thing still feels like a hella cliche to me, but I know it’s just a trailer)

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 15 October 2021 02:58 (three years ago) link

it looks great

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 October 2021 03:04 (three years ago) link

Brad, have you ever read the Fraction/Aja Hawkeye run? It is, with no exaggeration, one of my favorite comic book storylines ever and is the only thing I've ever read that has made me care about Hawkeye as a character.

― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Thursday, October 14, 2021 4:32 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i have and because of it i would do literally anything for matt fraction

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 15 October 2021 03:21 (three years ago) link

including watching an mcu movie clearly referencing the run he wrote

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 15 October 2021 03:21 (three years ago) link

series*

sorry i keep assuming it’s a movie

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 15 October 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link

Also cool that Linda Cardellini is in the cast

Same, but I’m a little worried it’s only going to be archival footage from Endgame, since it also lists Ava Russo as Clint’s daughter and, afaict, that’s pretty much the only acting she’s done. But, hey, would also love to be surprised with more screen time for Cardellini and happy she’s getting a check from this either way.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 15 October 2021 05:41 (three years ago) link

I just grabbed the collected Hawkeye volume 1 via my public library's book-readin' app. I never really cared about the character at all, and have a strong aversion to Jeremy Renner for some reason but I'm intrigued.

Two weeks ago I went over the bars on my bike and broke two ribs; I watched Black Widow last week, and my injury made me realize the ridiculousness of people falling off buildings and hitting every awning on the way down or getting hit by cars and just walking away. So I kind of love that Hawkeye ends up hospitalized on the third page.

joygoat, Friday, 15 October 2021 14:09 (three years ago) link

A big fat trade of the complete Fraction run is coming out in a couple weeks, fyi y'all.

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 14:20 (three years ago) link

I think I might be missing one early issue? Regardless, I will buy this

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Friday, 15 October 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

My Fraction Hawkeye run (and my Saga run!) was just destroyed in a flood so I will also buy that!

(Also my 1963 run - meh)

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 15 October 2021 17:28 (three years ago) link

oh man, that sucks Chuck

Nhex, Monday, 18 October 2021 01:28 (three years ago) link

OL, where did you see the announcement re: the Hawkeye trade? All I am turning up is the old omnibus.

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Monday, 18 October 2021 13:28 (three years ago) link

Naturally there doesn't seem to be any official announcement on Marvel's own site, but all of the online booksellers have it up for preorder. It's subtitled 'The Saga of Barton and Bishop' (and is presumably just a softcover repackaging of the omnibus).

Gimme some skin! Because I don't have any skin. (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 October 2021 13:38 (three years ago) link

its weird - a lot of my usual sellers don't have it, but others do. hope this doesn't mean it got delayed or something
also gonna go for the Aja direct market cover over the Ross. Ross' cover isn't bad but I generally prefer the interior artist's cover for collections

Nhex, Monday, 18 October 2021 13:56 (three years ago) link

Nhex, where are you seeing the Aja cover version?

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Monday, 18 October 2021 14:21 (three years ago) link

There's one here, but it's not on Amazon.

https://www.midtowncomics.com/product/2027460

Not Alex Ross fan, although his Immortal Hulk covers have been terrific. His Hawkeye cover is kinda dull, dorky and out-of-character for the contents, though. Weird choice - feels like the Aja cover would be a lot more attractive for a new audience.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 18 October 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link

Marvel is doing a lot more DM-exclusive covers these days, I notice. Glad I ordered when it was first solicited, I guess.

Gimme some skin! Because I don't have any skin. (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 October 2021 14:43 (three years ago) link

I think the Ross cover is kind of cool (though it doesn't fit the material), and Aja's cover(s) kinda boring (tho his art in the book itself is great).

juristic person (morrisp), Monday, 18 October 2021 15:09 (three years ago) link

I like both a lot but I just preordered the Aja cover

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Monday, 18 October 2021 15:10 (three years ago) link

MCU slate sliding.

2022 delays are
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness – Delayed from March 25, 2022 to May 6, 2022
Thor: Love and Thunder - Delayed from May 6, 2022 to July 8, 2022
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - Delayed from July 8, 2022 to November 11, 2022

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 18 October 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link

I guess "Eternals" just had its premiere, and the usual hyperbolic quotes from randos are making the rounds. "Your MIND will be BLOWN AWAY! There will only be TWO types of Eternals audiences, those who think it is AWESOME and those that KNOW it is." Etc. But I did see more than one comparison to the DC movies ... as a good thing. So ... whatevs.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 October 2021 18:34 (three years ago) link

I mean, if the comparison is "successfully evokes the weight and gravitas aimed for by the DC movies that the latter fail to consistently achieve" I don't see why that would be a de facto bad comparison

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 19 October 2021 18:45 (three years ago) link

They better have that Kirby Krackle

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 01:30 (three years ago) link

The Eternals clip that went around Twitter the other day (fighting on a beach) looked like crap.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 01:40 (three years ago) link

This is cute

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CVOqQXOtIvo

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link

My friend walked in on the beachside fight scene trailer and went ' are they making another power rangers movie', lol, it does look kinda terrible, would like it to carry some weight and drama but it also could be a hammy, corny mess

Swanswans, Thursday, 21 October 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link

didnt realise that Eternals was/is out already

just came across shirley li's review from the Atlantic, she liked it overall, 'soulful & refreshing'
https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2021/10/chloe-zhao-eternals-marvel-review/620460/

H in Addis, Sunday, 24 October 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link

it is out next month

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 25 October 2021 06:37 (three years ago) link

Another Hawkeye trailer? Why sure!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLP3gEEYaf0

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 October 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link

Even better: Stop crediting, start paying, haha.

— David Aja (@davaja) October 25, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 28 October 2021 21:35 (three years ago) link

Relatively pepped about Hawkeye, still not remotely excited about The Eternals, which is as much a failure of marketing as it is my own taste (or lack thereof), given it's sort of been rolled out for months now and I still don't care. Sure, Shang-Chi turned out to my liking despite me knowing or caring nothing about the character, but pretty space gods fighting CGI monsters with their laser eyes and fists just isn't drawing me in right now. I think I might sit this one out and wait for the next slate, all of which feature characters that entice me more (as far as any of these movies do).

Apparently it was getting review bombed on Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB or whatever arbitrary bs site was being cited, but overlooked in that debate is that most of the mainstream critic reviews currently aren't that positive, either, at least at this premature point.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 October 2021 22:22 (three years ago) link

for shame josh. it’s not about pretty space gods it’s ABOUT FAMILY.

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Friday, 29 October 2021 13:40 (three years ago) link

have never seen so much negative advance word on an MCU film as I've seen for Eternals. I'd chalked it up to sexism in the fanbase initially but reviewers are also not being kind. I admit this has seriously dampened my interest.

akm, Friday, 29 October 2021 15:25 (three years ago) link

Watching the trailer again honestly maybe the only thing that turns me off about it is the powers they look like they have. They're wearing pretty costumes and they all have brightly colored lasers or weapons that are made of... "powers" that they make appear out of thin air. At a glance it looks like indistinct beams or sword beams or beam orbs or whatever. I do think I saw a dagger that was just an actual dagger for a second and not made out of neon plasma laser beams.

Evan, Friday, 29 October 2021 16:17 (three years ago) link

It's also weird how heavily they rely on the guy shooting beams out of his eyes in the trailers, Cyclops did that for many X-Men movies so it's not like some unique new power previously unexplored in these movies.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 October 2021 16:41 (three years ago) link

I mean I've got a ticket for next Thursday night, I'll see what happens. If it's a botch, it's a botch.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 29 October 2021 16:50 (three years ago) link

Captain Marvel got mediocre reviews and was... fine, really

Not sure about the cast in this - Gemma Chan, Jon Snow and The Bodyguard all together is kind of a potential charisma-free zone.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 29 October 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link

Hard to believe this isn’t a critical darling.

Who cares about the Rotten Tomatoes score I came here for Angelina Jolie being badass
#Eternals pic.twitter.com/6zfJVveN3Q

— Marvel HD+ (@MarvelHDgifs) October 28, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 30 October 2021 23:43 (three years ago) link

Pains me to say as a booster for the director but it just looks bad? Self important, snarky, uninteresting casting, hokey design, not much interest or connection with Kirby at all.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link

For all the mucking about Snyder’s already done, I still think there’s a fun fourth world pic to be made but the eternals, sans FF connection, is a concept in search of a purpose

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:28 (three years ago) link

And I suddenly realize I have been confusing the eternals and the inhumans. Why do the eternals? They are a retread of a retread of a retread!

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:31 (three years ago) link

Yeah me too. I’ve been reading Marvel all my life, and I’m not entirely sure who the Eternals are.

juristic person (morrisp), Sunday, 31 October 2021 01:15 (three years ago) link

Inhumans TV show was a flop IIRC, might as well try some different IP.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 31 October 2021 01:16 (three years ago) link

Inhumans show was scandalously bad

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 31 October 2021 01:28 (three years ago) link

never saw it. but those characters have preordained space and relationships within the marvel universe as ordained by saint kirby

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 October 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

Our relatively brief thread vivisection

MARVEL TV HAIRVERSE ASSEMBLE: Inhumans

The key piece linked was this

https://gizmodo.com/everything-that-happened-in-inhumans-for-those-of-you-1820404960

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 October 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link

Thanking U, Ned, that is some time saved.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 31 October 2021 17:59 (three years ago) link

uh

Karnak happens upon a weed farm and gets into a quick and extremely clunky romance with one of the weed farmers, after which said weed farmer’s partner betrays her, siccing some of their buyers on her for reasons that are barely even contemplated, let alone explained to the audience. Gorgon reunites with Karnak after leaving his bros behind, they beat up the drug dealers, and Karnak’s new lover also leaves so the two can go join the rest of their family.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 October 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link

Such art

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 October 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link

Just read a mostly positive but still, in the end, negative review of "Eternals" that basically boiled down to "it would have made a great TV show."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 20:52 (three years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZFQFf_Vb0Hw/hqdefault.jpg

So cool they got Carson into the MCU.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link

Black Bolt killing his parents was amazingly funny

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Thursday, 4 November 2021 16:20 (three years ago) link

I went into that clip thinking "they're hyping this, it can't actually be that funny" but readers, I was wrong

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Thursday, 4 November 2021 16:22 (three years ago) link

I love the 60s-70s comics Black Bolt so much and my god the Black Bolt on the show was just nothing, the deadest of fish

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 4 November 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link

so did anyone see the Eternals yet or not?

akm, Saturday, 6 November 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

I did. it's...aight. v much an exposition flick, not much more

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 November 2021 15:54 (three years ago) link

do the effects look better on the big screen than they did in the released clips or should I just wait for this to hit streaming

akm, Saturday, 6 November 2021 16:15 (three years ago) link

I did. it's...aight. v much an exposition flick, not much more

Marvel: Expositions 'n' Explosions!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 November 2021 16:33 (three years ago) link

xpost just watcch it streaming

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 November 2021 16:34 (three years ago) link

thanks! that saves me probably $100 since going a movie here means taking the whole family, nothing worse than shelling out that much cash and having it be mediocre

akm, Saturday, 6 November 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

It's also like 2 hrs 40 mins.

We got there at 940, left at 12:30 am

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 November 2021 22:22 (three years ago) link

How many stingers were there?

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 7 November 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link

2. One mid one post

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 01:20 (three years ago) link

please spoil them

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 November 2021 02:05 (three years ago) link

I heard there were ... three?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 November 2021 03:10 (three years ago) link

There are two

I really enjoyed this but I also like all of the Marvel movies so grain of salt

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Sunday, 7 November 2021 03:17 (three years ago) link

There are two

I really enjoyed this but I also like all of the Marvel movies so grain of salt

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Sunday, 7 November 2021 03:17 (three years ago) link

Starfox (Eros) shows up in the first. Sersei's boyfriend inherits the Ebony Blade from his ancestors. The voice of Blade (Mashershala Ali) asks him if he's ready for that

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link

Angelina Jolie is extremely bad-ass in a relatively minor supporting role and Brian Tyree Henry ruled

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Sunday, 7 November 2021 03:21 (three years ago) link

I told the friend next to me that Tyree Henry was outacting everyone on screen. Which isn't to say everyone else is bad but he's always my favorite in every movie or tv show ep he appears in (esp ATL)

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link

lol did you see Godzilla vs Kong? Then again, it's quite possible he was the best thing about that movie, too, I can't remember.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:16 (three years ago) link

they're linking blade to the eternals? uhhhhh that sounds like a marriage of convenience rather than considered continuity

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:49 (three years ago) link

blade and black knight have continuity by both being british (and thus part of MI-13 in the comics)

gospodin simmel, Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link

The reports I've heard back from friends and their kids have been remarkably consistent. "Fine" and "boring" are the two most common takeaways. Most say it'll be ok on TV, one claims it wouldn't have even made a good TV series. All suggest it's pretty inconsequential, and one suspects it was Disney hedging their bets with another superpower team before they acquired Fox/X-Men, which made it moot. Given how over-stuffed the upcoming films seem, The Eternals (and Black Widow) seem even more like like Covid-era stopgaps, which I suspect Disney has leaned into. Those other upcoming movies keep getting delayed and moved around, not just because of Covid and injury but I suspect because of re-writes and re-shoots to shoehorn in a bunch of stuff to make up for lost time.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 November 2021 15:10 (three years ago) link

See the movie fans are calling "Fine", "boring", and "better than spending time with my kids but only slightly"

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 November 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link

I'm assuming Mahersalah is not voicing Blade as British.

chap, Wednesday, 10 November 2021 13:47 (three years ago) link

My friend said he says so little, off-screen, it's hard to discern an accent, if one is there. His theory is that he's offscreen because they're going to introduce his OG outfit:

https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/blade_evolution_debut.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 November 2021 14:01 (three years ago) link

There's going to be a big twist at the end of this MCU cycle where they reveal there actually are no humans on earth, just superheroes, supervillains, gods and monsters. And then they'll shift to an entirely new Earth and introduce the Fantastic Four and start over.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 November 2021 14:03 (three years ago) link

Well, that happened.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 11 November 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link

I have mixed feelings.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 11 November 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

Anyone else see the news story that Letitia Wright, whose current injury has delayed Black Panther 2, may have some trouble getting back to the States under current guidelines if she continues to refuse the vaccine?

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/hollywood-studio-projects-get-stricter-about-covid-19-vaccine-mandates-1235045153/

Logistical challenges await for studios that are working with stars who haven’t gotten the shot. Disney’s Black Panther: Wakanda Forever star Letitia Wright — who portrays the lead Shuri, the sister of Black Panther T’Challa (the late Chadwick Boseman) — is not vaccinated, sources say. After sustaining an on-set injury in August, the Guyanese-born British actress went home to London.

Now, a return to the U.S. for a possible shoot in Atlanta, where Wakanda Forever is based, could be an issue. On Nov. 8, the CDC implemented rules that require all non-immigrant, non-citizen air travelers to the U.S. be fully vaccinated and provide proof of vaccination status before boarding a plane. Wright is not a U.S. citizen. Disney declined to comment.

They should honestly just consider replacing her (and likely are considering it, should it come to that). If they can film a sequel to Black Panther after the death of the titular character's iconic portrayer, if Disney can fire Gina Carano for being an asshat, if filming has been delayed several months already, they can probably pretty easily go forward with someone else. As someone else pointed out, people love the character.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 November 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link

Will add to the chorus of voices saying Eternals was... fine. I thought it has some great visuals and production (esp the costumes!) and the cast was good. Watchable, but it really felt kinda like unnecessary filler in the end, like Captain Marvel. (I found Shang-Chi and Black Widow to be much better standalone stories.) Even if the Celestials become a Big Thing in Marvel Phase 5, this is one you can safely wait until it's on streaming in three months.

(Iron Man 2 still safely the worst film in the MCU.)

Nhex, Friday, 12 November 2021 14:23 (three years ago) link

so now Kit Harrington has been on a tv show with a Cersei, and in a movie with a Sersi

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 November 2021 14:26 (three years ago) link

really feel like Bryan Tyree Henry is the only person who had a fleshed out character. Sersi should have, being the focus of the movie, but they didn't give her much to do

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 November 2021 14:31 (three years ago) link

if anybody reads the following and wishes to suggest that I'm an inflexible prick, fair enough…

Jack Kirby's conception of this what-we-now-call IP is of two species, differentiated from the conventional human race, both hidden races but both just as much earthling as the human race, both initiated via experimentation upon cro mags or neanderthals by vastly powerful, inscrutable extraterrestrial beings called the Celestials. One is genetically unstable and ostensibly grotesque, the other functionally immortal, ostensibly gloriously beautiful and can shoot lasers out their eyes…and furthermore, since Kirby had no intention to have this 1976 series lock in with Marvel continuity, the idea is that encounters with Eternals and Deviants were what accounted for human myths, legends, folklore (as opposed to mainstream marvel continuity, in which Greek and Norse myths, King arthur and the Round table and Dracula and Frankenstein existed, walking the earth as surely as the Invaders or Rama Tut or the Rawhide Kid)…

There is no question in my mind that you could make a movie, much less an MCU movie, about hidden races on Earth as such. But that is not what Chloe Zhao and Kevin Feige have done in the film I saw yesterday… I don't think it's spoiling to say that this movie changes the nature of this IP, but I'll leave it at that. So if Marvel wanted to make the film as it is, I don't particularly understand why they can't make an entirely new cosmology, new characters to tell the story they desire… the Eternals is not like Spider Man or the X-men, in that Marvel couldn't root and branch change what those characters are at their core as they have done in this film, so they can get away with it… but by the same token, the global audience that are obsessed with the MCU but have no investment in what Jack Kirby or Peter Sanderson did in 1976 and 1985 would absolutely accept a completely new set of characters… why do they feel as if they can't create something that has no connection to 40/50/60 year old comic books? and is there a particular reason the eternals and deviants as they had been done for 45 years wasn't going to work as an MCU film?

similarly: in the comics, Deviants have a civilization and all that entails…in this film, they are snarling, massive CGI beasts with the cognition of wolves…and more crucially, Sersi in the comics is a terrific character, a woman who has lived for many thousands of years and has ended up as a hedonist/ 5th avenue/UES party hostess nonpareil who while seeming to be louche and easily bored has hidden depths (kinda like Janet Van Dyne). again, this is a firm-as-fuck foundation for a character in a film, and how Kirby and every single Marvel writer has played her for 44 years! But that is not how Gemma Chan plays it…

veronica moser, Friday, 12 November 2021 15:10 (three years ago) link

2 more things: first time I was in a theatre since 2/20: since the last movie I saw, I have a 1 year old and a father dead from COVID…so when Floyd's "Time" kicked in, while a movie concerned with Kirby koncepts I care about was about to begin in earnest, I cried for a couple of minutes…is this the first time Floyd's music has been used in a massive four quadrant film? and is this the first time onscreen fucking as occurred in the MCU?

veronica moser, Friday, 12 November 2021 15:15 (three years ago) link

yes on the fucking i think
apparently a Floyd song was used in Dr. Strange so at least that one but i'd be surprised if it hasn't happened before in a wide distro film

Nhex, Friday, 12 November 2021 15:34 (three years ago) link

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (performer: "Dark Side of the Moon") / (writer: "Dark Side of the Moon")

Number None, Friday, 12 November 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

This movie should’ve been a Disney+ series

The use of the Floyd song was indeed powerful, a good call

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 12 November 2021 16:04 (three years ago) link

Seriously, imagine this story told over two 6-episode seasons of television, really defining and exploring who all these characters are?

It’s a weird movie in that it’s schizophrenic, swinging back and forth continuously from “this is bullshit” to “this is surprisingly effective” and back

And agreed that for all that it still isn’t the worst MCU movie

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 12 November 2021 16:08 (three years ago) link

If there’s a bonus it makes Black Widow and Shang-Chi look amazing by comparison

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 12 November 2021 16:10 (three years ago) link

It'd be an interesting demand of the audience, to take that logical leap from the multiverse currently being pushed, and embrace an MCU framework in a different universe, say, keeping the MCU Earth 616 universe distinct from an Eternals Earth xxx universe. I'd be for it, but I'd guess Joe Moviegoer *wants* that connection, given that the average person doesn't entirely know DC and Marvel distinctions, which properties were/are owned by which studios, etc. The simpler, the better.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 12 November 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link

I do get the impression that a lot of casual Marvel fans (which is to say, I assume most of them, like me) like the narrative arcs, the what-happens-next aspect of them, so I think the cosmic comic-book deep cuts and the like are less relevant than the promise of them eventually/gradually tying into something bigger. I've seen a few of these where the mid-credits teases get bigger or more excited reactions than the movies themselves do.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 November 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link

also - i gotta say it's really weird that there was a Superman joke in Eternals. so DC Comics exist in the MCU!

Nhex, Friday, 12 November 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link

or Superman comics at least

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 November 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link

it was very odd! and furthermore, the next Spider man movie (i have never seen any Spidey MCU shit) is apparently gonna have Alfred Molina and Jamie Foxx play the same Doc Ock and Electro from 2004 and 2010s incarnations… and so it is also odd that MCU is getting into the parallel world business, as that was DC's shit forever, and in the 70s-90s Marvel only did that thing sparingly… and so I would think they would still leave that alone, as the DC/CW TV franchise goes batshit nuts with the parallel universes! I tried to watch a bunch of those crossovers, and even me, a guy who could throw down Earth 1/Earth 2/Earth 69 with the best of 'em, threw in the towel very very quickly…

veronica moser, Friday, 12 November 2021 19:16 (three years ago) link

throw down Earth 1/Earth 2/Earth 69

did you buy these from Chuck Rozanski’s subscription service

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 12 November 2021 19:21 (three years ago) link

so every universe is gonna have 10 movies a year?

will there be Marvel Multiplexes?

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 November 2021 19:25 (three years ago) link

that's honestly kind of what we already have, given their ruthless theatrical deals.

Nhex, Friday, 12 November 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link

knew someone was gonna say that.

admittedly it does suck because my closest theater is famous for picking up one or two art films per month and when a Marvel flick is out, they can't.

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 November 2021 19:29 (three years ago) link

so every universe is gonna have 10 movies a year?

Ten releases, sure.

https://www.avclub.com/heres-every-upcoming-marvel-studios-series-heading-to-d-1848048261

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 November 2021 19:39 (three years ago) link

booming posts vm. also i didn't know about your dad and i'm very sorry to hear it

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Friday, 12 November 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link

A terribly directed movie

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 13 November 2021 05:43 (three years ago) link

Shang Chi was great — some of the cgi was a little much but the story, the world, all of it was dope as hell and those DRAGONS

also: Tony Leung/Michelle Yeoh 4 eva

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2021 05:34 (three years ago) link

As an HK Cinema dude, I was in heaven

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 November 2021 05:56 (three years ago) link

the fight scenes were fkn beautiful. so much variation & emotion, really telling the stories through the choreography.

and Simu KILLED it. Loved him in Kims Convenience and now he’s a goddamn superhero, such a great thing to see

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2021 07:01 (three years ago) link

My buddy who really didn't like The Eternals said he rewatched Shang Chi on TV with his fam and liked it much more the second time.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 November 2021 14:31 (three years ago) link

Meanwhile, six weeks of reshoots for Dr. Strange 2, which sounds significant. I wonder if, per my hunch, they're trying to better incorporate and accelerate a bunch of plot lines and characters and whatnot after all these delays, to speed this multi-project behemoth of a presumed arc into motion.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 November 2021 14:43 (three years ago) link

they did that for IWAR too iirc

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 14 November 2021 14:45 (three years ago) link

Is "IWAR" Infinity War? I think these 6 weeks top those reshoots. Right now it's impossible to know the truth here. The Hollywood Reporter sources state that these reshoots are significant but still sound largely practical. That is, making up for time (and actor availability) lost during the pandemic, stuff like that. But of course worth recalling that the movie has already had a change in writer/director, so who knows what retooling is needed. I do imagine that epic narratives built around time travel and parallel dimensions can be tricky to pull off.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 November 2021 14:55 (three years ago) link

The Marvel reshoot seems to happen with almost every movie now - they have the money, a lot of producer tinkering and refining I imagine. It usually works out so why not

Nhex, Sunday, 14 November 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link

It's bit more than tinkering and refining, I think. Or at least more than usual. The whole messy timeline from wiki:

*Doctor Strange director and co-writer Scott Derrickson had plans for a sequel by October 2016. He signed to return as director in December 2018, when Cumberbatch was confirmed to return. The film's title was announced in July 2019 along with Olsen's involvement, while Bartlett was hired to write the film that October.

*Derrickson stepped down as director in January 2020, citing creative differences. The next month, (writer) Waldron joined the project, and Raimi took over as director by April 2020.

*Filming began in November 2020 in London but was put on hold in January 2021 due to the COVID-19 pandemic. Production resumed by March 2021 and concluded in mid-April in Somerset.

*And now six more weeks of reshoots for the remainder of this year, with a (third) release date in May.

I'm sure it will work out, and I bet, given the timing, that actor availability probably explains a lot of it. Heck, some people had problems with conspicuous reshoots in "Black Widow," but I didn't notice anything wrong there.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 November 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link

Probably annoying him to sign on and have a new co-star attached before a script was even done! But who knows if that's how it played out...
Funny thing is I saw a trailer for Derrickson's next movie, The Black Phone, before Venom tonight

Nhex, Sunday, 14 November 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link

My son wanted to watch Shang-Chi, so we watched it today. The first half hour or so was great! The rest was good, but long! The final joke was great.

heterologous booster (morrisp), Monday, 15 November 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link

They seemed to want to have it both ways with the dad. He’s 1000 years old, but he’s duped by some dragon? He’s seriously blames his son for not intervening as a little kid? I feel like they should’ve even made him truly evil, or “redeemed” him a little more clearly.

heterologous booster (morrisp), Monday, 15 November 2021 02:25 (three years ago) link

This thread is great (with spoilers if you've not seen Shang-Chi)

Finally watching Shang-Chi, here as a bus operator to rate the SFT transit factors of The Bus Scene:

— Mack, yes, That Mack (@that_mc) November 13, 2021

groovypanda, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 11:10 (three years ago) link

hah loved it

Nhex, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 13:32 (three years ago) link

I had zero idea about shang-chi prior to watching it.

I loved the snakey chinese style dragon which I don't think I've ever seen represented on screen before watching Raya and the Last Dragon which was weirdly voiced by Awkwafina.

Speaking of which I love that they were able to shoehorn her saying the word 'vagina' and later 'gina' into a Marvel movie.

Also love when I see some ridiculously named character like RAZOR FIST and realize that it has to be some old villain from the actual comics.

joygoat, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 19:16 (three years ago) link

I also thought of Raya... and the final post-credits scene reminded me of the teaser at the very end of The Mandalorian. (It really is like a factory repurposing parts across its current product line, huh? Lol)

heterologous booster (morrisp), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link

Iirc, none of the trailers more than hinted at the dragon stuff in Shang-Chi, so I was pleasantly surprised.

(I just rewatched the trailer to confirm and was, unrelated, quickly reminded that the first time I watched it for a second I thought they had sneakily cast Jackie Chan, who Leung in his long-hair wig fleetingly resembles.)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

Am half an hour in, so far my reaction is "oh not the old runaway bus thing again, just steer it uphill or even not downhill and it will roll to a stop." Yours, a joyless pedant.

namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:17 (three years ago) link

Easier said than done!! :D

heterologous booster (morrisp), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

xpost clearly you have never steered a runaway bus, what do you have against working class people?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link

They keep on steering it down the hill!

namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:35 (three years ago) link

Well, it can't go up the hill! It's San Francisco!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

Forget the brakes, it's Chinatown.

DJI, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

Yeah - it's going pretty fast, man...

The way the bus finally comes to a stop (grinding against a garbage truck) was funny to me... when I lived in SF, I watched a Muni bus turn a corner, latch onto the side of a parked car, drag it forward, and slam it into the car parked in front of it. The driver got out, inspected the damage, and gave a look like – "FML!"

heterologous booster (morrisp), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

(xp the brakes were cut! and the driver was knocked out. Awkwafina does her best!)

heterologous booster (morrisp), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

I was trying to make an awful pun.

DJI, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

I enjoyed it

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 23:49 (three years ago) link

(the pun)

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 23:49 (three years ago) link

I liked Shang-Chi, I really liked the creature design. Could use more of that in Marvel movies tbh.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link

(meaning tossing in more incidental creatures that aren't the main villains or w/e)

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link

I thought I caught an homage to Big Trouble in Little China, in one of the fight-club/creature/elevator scenes, but maybe I'm projecting that (not sure if that's actually a movie that anyone would pay homage to!)

distortion’s secret telеphone (morrisp), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 16:44 (three years ago) link

pizza dog confirmed for hawkeye. I am so happy.

(and so prepared for disappointment)

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 18:51 (three years ago) link

god remember when you could actually see what was happening in movies https://t.co/RY9WVWmUWb

— i want to bailey-ve 🛸 (@been_herde) November 17, 2021

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 18 November 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link

I mean, that's just directors trying to recreate the iconic Gwen Stacy panels from the comics

https://www.spidermancrawlspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Gwen-feature.jpg

DJI, Thursday, 18 November 2021 21:26 (three years ago) link

The point about lighting is good though

apparent beef squash (morrisp), Thursday, 18 November 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link

HDR seems to have made movies darker.

DJI, Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

SNAP

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:05 (three years ago) link

Which of those panels is iconic?

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:28 (three years ago) link

The one on the left is a classic

DJI, Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:36 (three years ago) link

(swik)

Oxnard Jeweler (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 November 2021 23:08 (three years ago) link

The panel on the left has been redrawn or traced sometime between Theakston and Jemas, and garishly computer-coloured in the last ten-twenty years. It's possible that every element of that image post-dates the Raimi shot, which also does not recreate any element of that framing whatsoever.

Even if it did, the two other freezeframes that clearly are based on the Raimi framing would not be any less muddy, dark, and ill-composed.

The last of the Gwen panels in your montage is the only one that uses CGI to make the image indistinct and hard to read, but I assume that's a deliberate effect for that single panel, not a consistent element of the entire sequence (or whole comic) that the recent Spider-directors are trying to homage.

(BTW, are they chronological? The third one looks like it might be from Untold Busiek or Ultibendis, while the second one appears to be Starkings or Roshell, which I think of as the same timeframe, but only based on very limited exposure. The framing of the second is obviously not on the same Captain Yesterday mission as the third, though.)

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 18 November 2021 23:21 (three years ago) link

For reference, the original panel (in context) can be seen here: https://www.cbr.com/comic-book-questions-answered-just-how-did-gwen-stacy-die/

apparent beef squash (morrisp), Thursday, 18 November 2021 23:23 (three years ago) link

Yeah sorry I just grabbed an image from GIS. But I seem to remember that Gwen Stacy sequence as almost a received memory.

DJI, Friday, 19 November 2021 00:20 (three years ago) link

Yeah none of the movie frames capture the original, since they're interested in the faller.

(I love that online evolution means that there's someone in the comments there claiming that the CGI goes into production before there's a cast or a script)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 November 2021 08:29 (three years ago) link

in fairness, some variant of that is probably true with all pre-viz / sizzle reels / storyboard pitching that happens

Nhex, Friday, 19 November 2021 13:04 (three years ago) link

Yeah previs can happen prior to script: https://www.insider.com/marvel-plans-movies-action-scenes-years-before-filming-previs-visualization-2021-1

apparent beef squash (morrisp), Friday, 19 November 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link

(That’s not the same thing as the final CGI “going into production” tho)

apparent beef squash (morrisp), Friday, 19 November 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link

The fact that costumes are CGIed onto the actors is another way in which the final 3D models are probably “in production” before the script.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 19 November 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link

This is entirely off-topic, but I thought y'all my appreciate it:

When my son talks about stuff that happens in Marvel movies, he always refers to, e.g., "the events of Endgame" – I guess b/c that's a phrase YouTubers use?

So this morning he asked me what I thought happened to some Pixar characters, and he began: "After the events of Soul..."

apparent beef squash (morrisp), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:04 (three years ago) link

Haha. I read that in "IN A WORLD..." voiceover tones.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link

~steeples fingers under chin~ “Go on…”

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:23 (three years ago) link

Ha ha... he asked where (who) I thought Soul #22 ended up on Earth.

apparent beef squash (morrisp), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

Greta thunberg

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 November 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link

Kate Bishop Hawkeye starts on Wednesday! I saw a TV commercial for the series last night, and it got me psyched in way that watching the full trailers on YouTube haven't (for some reason).

fancy like applebeez (morrisp), Monday, 22 November 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link

We watched Shang Chi as a family last night, and everyone enjoyed it, both the two of us that had never seen it and the two of us watching it for the second time. My wife even managed to stay awake. I feel like I'm in the minority thinking the CGI at the end was (for lack of a better word) a marvel: the scale, the way it was orchestrated, just the sheer amount of movement and information on the screen. I even liked the details of the lion-cat-monsters when they're just lurking blurry in the background. And the fight choreography is really good, too.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 November 2021 17:14 (three years ago) link

The making-of special was pretty sharp as well.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 November 2021 17:24 (three years ago) link

I started rereading the Fraction run in preparation for the Hawkeye miniseries and it got me super hyped all over again

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Monday, 22 November 2021 17:49 (three years ago) link

Per io9

Speaking with /Film, Hawkeye director Rhys Thomas revealed the series is inspired by films such as Klute, Leon: The Professional and Home Alone.

That's...a range.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link

Also really enjoyed Shang-Chi, though the movie can't keep up the pace of its first two excellent action pieces

Vinnie, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link

Is it the British comedy writer/director/actor Rhys Thomas, or the SNL director Rhys Thomas, or a third Rhys Thomas?

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link

Trailers for Hawkeye definitely redolent of Home Alone and The Professional. But Klute? Hmm, I guess Hawkeye was killing people for money for a while.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link

(Like, if it’s the DtL/Spandau Ballet bloke, 98% chance it’s a joke making fun of the sort of thing ppl in these circumstances say)

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 16:03 (three years ago) link

it's the SNL one

Number None, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 16:03 (three years ago) link

xxp Maybe he just means aspects of the Fonda character generally?

fancy like applebeez (morrisp), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link

i hope the next Dr Strange is equal parts Battle of Algiers, Videodrome, and Boss Baby

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link

Apparently the Hawkeye series has been confirmed to take place two years after "the events of Endgame", which places it in late 2024 in the MCU timeline? That shit's confusing (or maybe not, if you're paying attention / care).

fancy like applebeez (morrisp), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 18:13 (three years ago) link

Right now, a kid that is getting a 31% on his midterm can tell you with pinpoint accuracy the aftershave Dr Strange wore before his accident

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 18:26 (three years ago) link

Did he cut himself shaving?!

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

excelsior true believers

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 00:59 (three years ago) link

Did he cut himself shaving?!

― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, November 23, 2021 4:25 PM bookmarkflaglink

Only in three possible outcomes

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:01 (three years ago) link

The less said about this Hawkeye show, the better.

fancy like applebeez (morrisp), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 18:57 (three years ago) link

True, because based on those first two episodes already up it fucking rules and everyone should let themselves be surprised. But there is one music cue in particular that I lost my mind over.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

Glad you enjoyed it. I feel like I’ve been punk’d, lol. But maybe it’s on me—I’ve never seen any of the other shows, just the movies.

fancy like applebeez (morrisp), Thursday, 25 November 2021 01:10 (three years ago) link

i enjoyed those first 2 eps, looking forward to more!

neds nerdy easter egg was quite nice - i wasn’t familiar & had to look it up but at least had a sense of who it was

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 November 2021 06:22 (three years ago) link

I just read some run-throughs of the many Marvel/MCU easter eggs in these first two eps. (I caught more of the MCU ones than the deep Marvel references, even though I’m not much of an MCU-er).

It seems like they’re setting up a West Coast Avengers (or at least teasing the idea).

fancy like applebeez (morrisp), Thursday, 25 November 2021 07:00 (three years ago) link

I strongly urge Kate-interested parties to read the Kelly Thompson/Leonardo Romero series from 2016. I really like it a lot. You can get the whole run by reading this book plus this book.

fancy like applebeez (morrisp), Thursday, 25 November 2021 07:20 (three years ago) link

(It takes place some time after the Fraction series, but builds upon the Kate storyline contained in the L.A. Woman volume)

fancy like applebeez (morrisp), Thursday, 25 November 2021 07:25 (three years ago) link

Seconded. Kelly Thompson is one of the best current Marvel writers imo.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 November 2021 13:24 (three years ago) link

First two eps were ... fine. But I assume things will pick up.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 November 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

Spider-man trilogy? So I guess that confirms there *will* be three Spider-Men in the new one after all.

It would be hilarious if the new one does have Holland/Garfield/MacGuire (law firm or Motown writing team?) but wastes 90 minutes showing their origin stories three times.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 November 2021 14:11 (three years ago) link

I know they want to make him the new centre of the MCU after RDJ's departure but are people that interested in so much Tom Holland? have yet to see him carry a movie that wasn't Spidey

Roz, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 02:12 (three years ago) link

I really surprised how my interest in these marvel phases has completely waned, post Downey, it's appalling to me how key he was at setting the performance tone for the early years and I don't think they will top those movies, with Holland or any other actor, Downey brought a humour and humanity to these flights of fancy that doesn't seem to be emulatable in the newer phase, even with similar writing and 'comedic moments', etc

Swanswans, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 10:01 (three years ago) link

"Hasn't carried a movie that they're not starring in" is true for everyone, though? My mistaken impression that the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie would feature Thor would have been a challenge to it.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 10:54 (three years ago) link

I don't know if my own interest has waned so much as reverted to how I initially watched the Marvel movies. That is, I saw Iron Man in theatres, but skipped Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2 and Thor until later. I think I wasn't particularly interested in the movies as more than just something to see on the big screen until "Captain America" and "Guardians of the Galaxy," which were much more character driven and better made/written than the aforementioned, which in turn helped keep me invested, certainly when they started ramping up the bigger arc with "The Avengers."

All the rest of them I've seen in theatres until "Eternals," but post-"Endgame" the MCU seems to be mostly picking up the pieces and setting things up for ... who knows. A bunch of mini big narrative arcs? A couple of parallel Big Bad events? No idea, but the movies and TV shows are clearly not there yet. There's Kang, there's Secret Invasion, there's parallel universes and time travel shenanigans, there's more cosmic stuff being teed up, the upcoming films seemed stuffed with iconic superheroes both new and returning, there's the Fantastic Four ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 13:11 (three years ago) link

"Hasn't carried a movie that they're not starring in" is true for everyone, though?

oh i was talking abt non-MCU roles - I meant that Holland has yet to establish himself as the kind of RDJ-like star that audiences might want to go see outside of Spidey/MCU.

To be fair he hasn't been in much else, but he was outshone by a ridiculously silly R-Pattz in "The Devil All The Time" and while I don't know anyone who's seen "Cherry" or "Chaos Walking", consensus seems to be that they were both pretty bad.

The teen drama vibes of the Spidey movies are also starting to grate, so not sure it's a great idea to bank three more films (plus appearances elsewhere) centered around Holland's arc.

Roz, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 14:02 (three years ago) link

Well, he'll presumably be out of high school before long.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 14:03 (three years ago) link

I mean, no-one wanted to see The Judge, and Doolittle was pushed enough that it took in $200m and was still a flop - I think it might be an idea to wait and see how Holland does in Uncharted.

Also "only good in the MCU" is not that much of a problem when we're discussing whether will people want to see him in the MCU - Chris Evans was good in Knives Out, and a lot of people went to see it for what it was, but no-one surely thought it would do Avengers numbers.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

Hawkeye Ep. 3 is significantly better than the first two! (They've all had different writers & directors; maybe this one got the team right?) The first 10 mins. or so are great; the action scenes / superheroics are well done; and the Clint/Kate banter (and dialogue generally) is better than before. The centerpiece is a long, satisfying car chase (....albeit the kind where the streets are conveniently cleared of other cars).

I just wish the acting were better. I don't remember what Renner was like in the Avengers movies, but he seriously acts in this thing like he's running his scenes, half distracted, in between rolling calls.

quiet coyote (morrisp), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link

He's generally a good actor, too.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link

and Steinfeld is... OK. I've never seen her in anything (other than her voice acting for Spider-Gwen). I guess I assumed she'd be a really good actor, due to her award nominations for that True Grit movie, etc.

quiet coyote (morrisp), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 19:24 (three years ago) link

I already liked the first two Hawkeye episodes a lot, with very little complaints, save for the whole thing about him promising to be home for Christmas & running late (do appreciate that at least he's not withholding anything from his wife) & the LARP event coming off as pretty lame and unauthentic (or are there people who LARP like this?). But I really loved episode three, especially that car chase! I don't have any issues with the acting myself, I actually thought Renner did a very strong and convincing job showing Clint's hearing loss & his state of mind whenever Ronin or Black Widow are referenced. Hailee Steinfeld is a good fit for Kate Bishop. I'd seen her in Bumblebee before and also thought she carried that starring role well.

How amazing would it be if Maya's uncle/the big boss turns out to be Vincent D'Onofrio's Kingpin from Daredevil - would fit with Echo's story from the comics, and it would be kinda cool to have the Netflix series properly find their way into the MCU, especially with one of the highlights from those series, but maybe also kinda confusing at this point?.

Valentijn, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link

Funny seeing Biggs out of Reservation Dogs after that. Can't remember what I've seen him in outside of that. So is it like a John Ratzenberger in Cheers thong where he's going to be known for a role he's playing against type.
Anyway, enjoying this.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link

re Netflix tie-in please no

re Zahn McClarnon, he had a memorable episode in Westworld and owned the final scene of Fargo s2

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 23:49 (three years ago) link

Pretty certain they're setting up a Big Twist re: Kate's mom – so much so that it won't be much of a surprise when it arrives! – but we'll see. They've already deviated significantly from Kate's comic book background re: her parents, and our knowledge of the comic storyline may be coloring my expectations.

quiet coyote (morrisp), Thursday, 2 December 2021 00:12 (three years ago) link

my understanding is that the netflix defenders are being shuffled back into the mix? though maybe not iron fist lol

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 December 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link

in the words of Doc from Deadwood, “for what conceivable purpose?”

Netflix Marvel straight up sucked with the exception of a couple of hallway fights and a couple of good casting choices. Best I can imagine is a throwaway multiverse gag.

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Thursday, 2 December 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link

I liked most of the first seasons. And I was thinking the other day the Punisher showrunners and cast could do a good job with Ennis's "Widowmaker" arc, a story I still think about pretty often.

Everybody Loves Ramen (WmC), Friday, 3 December 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link

I dutifully watched all the other Netflix series, after watching Punisher’s stint in Daredevil, I had seen enough of that character and all the gore surrounding him to know it wasn’t for me. The part I remember was Punisher getting a 5/8” drill bit through his foot and then running around later in the episode.

DJI, Friday, 3 December 2021 02:11 (three years ago) link

but after

DJI, Friday, 3 December 2021 02:12 (three years ago) link

I did like the majority of the Netflix series a lot, even Iron Fist (I actually never understood the hate for that one), just thought that the pacing wasn't great for most of the series (usually 10 episodes max worth of storyline drawn out over 13 episodes) and disliked the lack of character progress allowed for Jessica Jones (also thought JJ S2 and S3 were the weakest of the bunch). But I would not expect parts of those series to 'return' to the MCU and would actually have very mixed feelings if they did, years after they aired, especially when there was always -so- little connection between the series and the movies. On the other hand, several (most?) roles were very well cast so I'd surely cheer if I'd see someone like Charlie Cox, Mike Coulter or Jon Bernthal (or the guy I mentioned in hidden text upthread) again, properly within the MCU.

Valentijn, Friday, 3 December 2021 13:35 (three years ago) link

Where do we talk about new (Sony) Spider stuff? https://variety.com/2021/film/news/spider-man-into-the-spider-verse-2-sequel-teaser-part-one-1235126305/

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Sunday, 5 December 2021 04:25 (three years ago) link

Ned posted a video on the Spider-Verse thread

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 5 December 2021 05:53 (three years ago) link

Nine years ago, for some weird reason, this panel was actually published.
With @mattfraction @MDHollingsworth and @ChrisEliopoulos pic.twitter.com/RSIODm8FcI

— David Aja (@davaja) December 6, 2021

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 December 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

Speaking of the defunct TV shows – Feige has sort-of confirmed this point:

If you were to see Daredevil in upcoming things, Charlie Cox, yes, would be the actor playing Daredevil. Where we see that, how we see that, when we see that, remains to be seen.

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Monday, 6 December 2021 22:10 (three years ago) link

fuuuuck that Hawkeye run is so good

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link

finally watched the first ep of the show, it was not good

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 03:38 (three years ago) link

why, that contradicts what the previous poster said! zounds!

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 03:50 (three years ago) link

think he meant the comic

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 03:54 (three years ago) link

why, I'm stupid! zounds!

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link

OK, caught up with this, there's too much talking and I don't know why they brought back the Pedro Pascal character from WW84 to be the shady fiancee but the way that car chase was shot was ace. Downside: there is just no way to make arrow-shooting work as a mode of close combat in an action show though I appreciate the effort put into it here. I often find myself not really understanding where we are or why the characters are doing what they're doing. But we're basically enjoying it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 03:57 (three years ago) link

Tony Dalton don't look that much like Pedro yo

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 04:01 (three years ago) link

Whoever he is, he plays the part the way Pascal played the part in WW84, I have no idea if they look alike

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 04:08 (three years ago) link

I liked the arrow shooting! At least the semi-realistic shooting (though the fanciful arrow stuff was fine too).

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 04:13 (three years ago) link

he’s Tony Dalton aka Lalo from Better Call Saul! he’s great imo. doesnt seem like Pascals character in WW84 at all imo, bears no relation iirc

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 04:28 (three years ago) link

yeah I don't see it. the part is a bit transparently mustache-twirling but that's not on the actor, who is always a treat.

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 06:54 (three years ago) link

and yes, I meant the Fraction/Aja Hawkeye but I appreciate the elements of that that they've worked into the show including "the car chase but haha it's the wrong car" etc

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 06:56 (three years ago) link

Cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCkOMQyxwow

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 15:06 (three years ago) link

Wow, she really does have some serious presence for a first time actor. Enough to get her own spin-off show, even.

The car chase in episode three was aces and would've been great to see on a big screen.

I assume Tony Dalton's character is low-key intended to be Swordsman (aka young Clint Barton's mentor and later nemesis in the comics).

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link

You're saying the character named Jack Duquesne might be Swordsman?

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 15:39 (three years ago) link

I keep thinking he’s Paul F. Tompkins

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 15:54 (three years ago) link

xpost lol, I didn't track his full name in the show, please forgive my failing commitment to Zombiedom.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 16:32 (three years ago) link

lol

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 23:50 (three years ago) link

Awww the outdoor courtyard of the hotel in Ep 1 is the Palace Hotel in NYC. Or else it was built to look just like it. That's cute. I've smoked cigarettes in that courtyard (not at a fancy party).

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 02:36 (three years ago) link

Very little of note happens in Ep. 4… some good conversations and a fight scene, anyway. They try their best to give Clint a motivation for being involved in all this, despite having a loving wife and three kids.

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Thursday, 9 December 2021 06:09 (three years ago) link

Also the minor detail of the post-credit Black Widow scene inevitably paying off

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 December 2021 06:23 (three years ago) link

Why did they make two Spider-Man movies in a row titled "No Way Home"?

peace, man, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 16:17 (three years ago) link

For the same reason they retroactively changed the name of the Berenstein Bears, presumably.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link

Why did they make two a dozen Spider-Man movies in a row titled "No Way Home"?

rob, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 16:28 (three years ago) link

Saw the new spiderman last night. spoilers ahead;
the amount of raw dog fucking is insane. had to have been at least half the movie...

— Tim Heidecker (@timheidecker) December 14, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link

Called it.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link

Tim H. had a cameo in the MCU movie we watched over the weekend - Ant-Man and the Wasp (it was... ok, not great)

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 17:25 (three years ago) link

Tim and Gregg’s respective appearances in the Ant-Mens are part of the plot of the On Cinema universe fyi

dark end of the st. maud (sic), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 23:09 (three years ago) link

Whoa @ new Hawkeye episode! We have D'Onofrio/Kingpin! I'd assumed at this point that the hints of his inclusion were just a big fake-out but I'm glad to be wrong. Guess the rights issues are resolved now. Let the Netflix gates open wide!

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 December 2021 02:41 (three years ago) link

Yup it was a good episode and then some. Bring on tomorrow, got tickets for a 3 pm showing…

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 December 2021 05:42 (three years ago) link

so good!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 December 2021 06:10 (three years ago) link

Damn good episode!

Having never seen Endgame, I had to pause and search “how did black widow die”, lol

(glad I read that goofy Waid/Samnee BW run, it kinda tied in a little bit at the beginning)

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Thursday, 16 December 2021 06:32 (three years ago) link

Woah - they actually did go for -that- reveal! I am really excited by that. (And I voiced the thought a couple of weeks back: I'm a proud geek.)

Regarding 'that other female on the rooftops' (will still go for hidden text should this spoil something to anyone): It was really great to see Florence Pugh being as awesome in this episode as she was in the Black Widow movie. However, I do wonder if the last episode will still make clear how comes she's so easily and utterly convinced that Clint was responsible for Natasha's death? She keeps asking Kate why she sticks up for Clint so much when Kate only met him a week ago, but as far as I'm aware Yelena never met him at all. She has the spy resources to know a lot about his history, but should then also know that as Ronin, he went after mobs and criminals; as a SHIELD agent he might have been a 'weapon' who did black ops stuff but does that justify her certainty that he is not a good person & was responsible for what happened to Natasha? Also, how is -anything- known about Natasha's death, even merely the fact that she and Clint went off together and only Clint returned? Nobody else was there! (Well, save for the Red Skull, but looking at what became of that character, I don't see it fitting that he's now busy re-creating Hydra behind the scenes.) So how come Valentina Allegra de Fontaine (and maybe Kingpin?) could claim that Hawkeye was responsible and could so easily convince/hire Yelena?

Valentijn, Thursday, 16 December 2021 07:41 (three years ago) link

I wondered some of the same things, but figured I didn’t have all the background.

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Thursday, 16 December 2021 15:11 (three years ago) link

Also, I’m hardly a Doctor of Blip-ology… but at the end of the intro sequence, shouldn’t there have been a little more shock/surprise on the part of both parties?

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Thursday, 16 December 2021 15:39 (three years ago) link

I assume she'd already had time to see Endgame.

I think that's the first time we've seen the dissolution/reintegration from the perspective of a Blip-ee? Very cool (+ jarring) stuff.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 December 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link

It was some Twin Peaks shit!

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Thursday, 16 December 2021 15:50 (three years ago) link

EASILY the best scene in the whole thing. Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield & Tom Hollands on screen chemistry was so much better than I ever expected they need to do another one asap🤣#NoWayHome pic.twitter.com/A7b5HCDYdr

— habibi/haiwan (@timelesshabibi) December 15, 2021

How is this a real movie that cost hundreds of millions of dollars to make

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 16 December 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link

the three raimi spider-man films are on peacock rn btw

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 16 December 2021 17:32 (three years ago) link

lol, based on that tweet this does indeed look stupid as hell

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 December 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link

if they don't all point at each other at once they really left money on the table

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Thursday, 16 December 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/e5RXCOBt5e

— Ignatius Goodle (@Goodle__) December 16, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 16 December 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link

(tbf, "Into the Spider-Verse" already used that joke)

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Thursday, 16 December 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link

not live action tho

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Thursday, 16 December 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

Just got out, thought it was pretty good, canoes and Easter eggs everywhere. Honestly didn’t expect it to be so heavy at points (within the scope of these universes etc etc).

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 December 2021 02:20 (three years ago) link

New "Hawkeye" ep was pretty good, and the perfect platform from which to launch my new Marvel all-in crossover event, "Everyone's a Ninja."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 December 2021 03:00 (three years ago) link

Florence Pugh is so effortlessly funny and charismatic - felt bad for Steinfeld and how easily she was eclipsed in that scene in the apartment.

the post-blip return scene was cool but no one ever talks about the people who blipped out say, at sea or on a plane or in a renovated building. Yikes.

Roz, Friday, 17 December 2021 03:15 (three years ago) link

They should all have blipped back naked, that would have been something.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 December 2021 03:17 (three years ago) link

I did think it was funny how Barton, who seems like a guy who hates being dragged off the couch when SportsCenter is on, apparently turns into Batman when he wears a hoodie.

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Friday, 17 December 2021 03:45 (three years ago) link

It's really odd to me that they didn't include any scenes of Clint being impressed by Kate at all. He sees that she has trophies, ok, but then she goes beyond that and does superhero-hawkeye level archery and Clint seems unfazed by this. They even set it up nicely in the car chase by the circumstances forcing Clint to drive. He says something about her driving so he can hawkeye all the bad guys, but there is no time and it's up to Kate. Beautiful, cue her hitting impossible shots that are far beyond what anyone can expect even from a champion with a bunch of competition trophies, show Clint glancing over in disbelief because he's never seen anyone else anywhere close to his superhuman archery skill. Hmm... hey... uh, hey guys, it looks like that important scene that I just described that validates Kate's ability to the audience is missing?

The obvious pushback to this comment is they show how good she is to the audience obviously, but still without Clint shown explicitly being even a little impressed (he really does seem to not care at any point from what I saw), as a viewer I'm still unsure whether we're meant to assume other elite archers could also do what she has done so far, or is she the best of the best (actual superhero ability) like him? He isn't just well trained, he has superhuman perfect aim.

Evan, Friday, 17 December 2021 14:17 (three years ago) link

I can't remember, doesn't he concede that she is indeed really, really good? The vibe I get is that he is impressed but keeping his feelings in check because first and foremost he wants her to be safe. He doesn't want to encourage her even though he recognizes her talents because he knows the price she'll likely pay (which he did explain to her). Has this show depicted anyone actually killed yet? Will this particular show *let* her be a killer?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 December 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link

Yeah, Ronin offed Echo's dad, for one.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 December 2021 14:56 (three years ago) link

That's Ronin in a flashback, though, before Hawkeye reformed. And of course Widow's sister has killed a million people, too. But will they let her kill here, going forward? Will Hawkeye? Will Kate? Will Kingpin? Certainly won't have a death count like the Daredevil show.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 December 2021 15:00 (three years ago) link

(Also, fwiw, they didn't show Echo's dad getting killed, they showed him dying. Not saying he wasn't killed by Ronin, just wondering what Disney's standards of violence might be, or what they're going to let the good guys get away with.)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 December 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link

To answer the first question, I honestly don't remember Clint having a scene of acknowledgement, so as a viewer I'm left wondering if she is good or superhero good. Clint stamp of approval is the only way we would know. Did I forget about the sort of scene I'm describing? It's possible I missed it.

Good question about whether they'll let Kate kill. The tracksuit mafia are lovable comic relief dopes so they're a little off the table. The ones Clint shot at the warehouse were sort of ambiguously injured (except for that one that got shot in the hand). If she ends up killing someone it will probably be a heavy scene and would represent a point of no return.

Evan, Friday, 17 December 2021 15:13 (three years ago) link

Sorry I was sort of both talking about deaths in this show in general and the prospect of Kate killing in the same breath, hopefully not too confusing.

Evan, Friday, 17 December 2021 15:15 (three years ago) link

Pretty sure in episode 4 Clint acknowledged that Kate really was one of the best archers in the world (can’t remember the exact wording)

I am using your worlds, Friday, 17 December 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link

That's what I thought.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 December 2021 16:49 (three years ago) link

Well that's good! I guess all I remember is him brooding the whole time so it must not have stood out for me.

Evan, Friday, 17 December 2021 16:52 (three years ago) link

I think he was brooding because he knew she was really good but saw where that was going and didn't want her to get hurt. But iirc there's a trick shot during the car chase the other ep where he shoots an arrow at her descending arrow to direct it or something, and I think that was meant to convey (through the act, through her reaction) that he's still a lot better than she is. She did pick up on the coin trick pretty fast, though!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 December 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link

I just double checked the episode.
When they're on the subway train after the car chase he says "You're not wrong to call yourself one of the world's greatest archers" while she's talking about walking the dog.
Also he shoots her arrow to hit it with a Pym particle arrow and massively increase its size to take out a tracksuit mafia truck speeding up to crash into them.

treefell, Friday, 17 December 2021 18:34 (three years ago) link

Hah, yeah, that's right. Still, I'd count hitting another arrow in mid-flight as proof that you're probably the best.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 December 2021 18:38 (three years ago) link

It's jarring every time I'm reminded that Clint has a wife & kids; they're trying their best to square that with his "sullen loner" vibe, but maybe not entirely successfully.

I thought it was funny that his wife didn't at all suspect him of, you know, being unfaithful – even just for dramatic enhancement – when they talk on the phone and he's all - "Yeeeeah, Honey... I dunno, things are really bad here, I think it's gonna be another couple of days. Boy, it's just a mess, the 'big man' may be involved. I'm working closely with this girl who grew up obsessed with me, it's all good, will keep you posted!"

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Friday, 17 December 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link

Does she exist in the comics? Because in the show she seems very much a partner in every sense. She knows other languages (German?) to speak to him so her kids won't understand, she knows her husband was a murderer-for-hire, she researched stuff for him and so on. She clearly seems to be used to hiding out and moving around and otherwise being in danger.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 December 2021 19:41 (three years ago) link

I don't think so. He was married to Mockingbird at one point.

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Friday, 17 December 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link

She might still turn out to be Mockingbird. She’s obviously got a past that hasn’t been revealed yet

I am using your worlds, Friday, 17 December 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link

Well Bobbi Morse exists in the MCU, right? (played by Adrianne Palicki)

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Friday, 17 December 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link

Not sure that’s canon anymore, but there’s still a possibility she could be another version of Mockingbird

I am using your worlds, Friday, 17 December 2021 22:24 (three years ago) link

Hawkeye had a family in The Ultimates. They got slaughtered iirc. Fucken Millar.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 December 2021 23:29 (three years ago) link

...at least THAT'S non-canon.

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Saturday, 18 December 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link

Spidermens is ok. Feels a little overstuffed and most of the baddies are still weak sauce IMO. Zendaya gives the best performance in the film. RIP Marisa Tomei's horrible Aunt Mae outfits.

akm, Sunday, 19 December 2021 08:10 (three years ago) link

i asked my physical therapist to spoil it for me and she flatly refused saying "i wouldn't ruin it for you or for anyone," even after i told here that the chances I see it before it leaks to the internet are basically zero. Lol, fanboys are crazy these days.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 December 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link

can somebody spoil it for me here? what are the big SHOCK REVEALS.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 December 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link

(use the spoiler tags obvs) or don't i don't care lol

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 December 2021 17:41 (three years ago) link

I mean, please don’t go out of your way to that (at least without tags). I won’t be able to take my kid for a few weeks, and would prefer to save a little mystery for myself!

katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Sunday, 19 December 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link

all three spidermens are in this for a fair amount of the movie, like half of it at least. So are Doc Oct (no surprise there), Willem Defoe as Green Goblin, Jaimie Foxx as electro, what's his name as sand dude, and that lizard thing I tried to forget about. Garfield and McGuire both good; McGuire really showing his age now though. It's very clear how much each actor studied the others for speech patterns. Aunt Mae dies. Everything is reset and at the end no one remembers Peter at all, and he is all alone at the end. Venom makes a mid-credits appearance (voice and goo that is, not Tom Hardy).

akm, Sunday, 19 December 2021 22:01 (three years ago) link

aw, that's all stuff i already knew! i was hoping maybe lady thor shows up or something.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 December 2021 04:40 (three years ago) link

anyways, thanks for full spoiling. i just wanna be aware of what the popular understanding of these characters is, i don't wanna watch it.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 December 2021 04:41 (three years ago) link

adding on another post credits scene, a preview of the next Dr Strange film: he goes to Wanda for help sorting out the mess he started here. Might also be useful to check out the Dr Strange and finale episodes of "What If?" - parts of the preview hinted at a link to that.

I quite liked this Spidey movie, better than the last one I think, though still not as good as the first or Spider-Verse (obvs). I mostly appreciated the course correction wrt to Peter Parker's character: he isn't the next Tony Stark after all. He's just Peter Parker, no. 27 of infinity. surprisingly bleak/bittersweet ending.

Roz, Monday, 20 December 2021 06:18 (three years ago) link

oh the other cameo is charlie cox as daredevil. dunno if this means he will start showing up in other things but it was a decent little scene

akm, Monday, 20 December 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

hm, that explains all the static i picked up about the netflix characters reintegration into the MCU

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 December 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link

A mere $260 million earned in the US so far, clearly a flop.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 December 2021 16:48 (three years ago) link

Saw the @SpiderManMovie (thank you @screenxofficial)! And I tried to be a big boy, I really did! but alas...
WARNING: BRING TISSUES!
1) For the joy jizz, when you see your favorite good & bad guys from childhood all together up on the silver screen! 2) For all the feels & tears! pic.twitter.com/55hezLnjxl

— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) December 17, 2021

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 December 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link

At this point I think the jorts were less embarrassing than a 51 year-old man tweeting out "joy jizz".

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 20 December 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

still not his worst tweet

rob, Monday, 20 December 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link

for sure, still gross

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 20 December 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

You remember, your childhood, when this digital image was published.

dark end of the st. maud (sic), Monday, 20 December 2021 23:28 (three years ago) link

Hawkeye final episode was about what I figured, which not a complaint -- though there are a few moments I'll headscratch at. The 'Christmas gift' at the end is a nice touch.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 15:39 (three years ago) link

Dang, you hit it early! Haha

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link

One of those cases where I figured my timeline will unavoidably spoil the hell out of it, so.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 17:04 (three years ago) link

I’m firing it up now…

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 17:26 (three years ago) link

I enjoyed that! The Kate/Elena scenes were great. Some really cool stunts and on-location filming, too.

A few things did leave me scratching my head. What was the significance of the “gift”?

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link

*Yelena

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link

The watch ?

It means that Clint's wife was Mockingbird - SHIELD agent #19.

Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link

Huh! (That poster above was right!)

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 18:54 (three years ago) link

Btw – I've read those early Mockingbird comics, but I couldn't have told you that Bobbi Morse was "Agent 19" if you gave me 19 guesses. That's some deep fan service!

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 19:00 (three years ago) link

i liked this finale but much like TFATWS, it felt like there was an episode missing - truncated by covid perhaps.

Kingpin appearance was pretty meh, none of the menace he brought on the Netflix show. I liked Daredevil but I do have questions over how "un-family friendly" these characters are allowed to be on Disney.

was hoping for more Maya as well, but I guess she's getting her own show now.

Roz, Thursday, 23 December 2021 01:11 (three years ago) link

They coulda maybe done a better post-credits scene, but oh wells

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Thursday, 23 December 2021 02:47 (three years ago) link

We watched Captain Marvel tonight – a really good one! Probably my favorite so far. They went in interesting directions and took some risks with the storytelling (particularly in the beginning), and it paid off. Bree Larson was great, she really nailed it. It was also cool to see stuff I know from the DeConnick comics (like the Flerkin).

Something I didn't quite get – why was Mar-Vell researching "lightspeed" tech on Earth, when the Kree obviously have warp drive and all this other super-advanced stuff already?

The 1995 setting was fun, and I liked the period-specific jokes. I kept looking for references to a few specific movies - particularly in the downtown L.A. scenes - but if they were there, I missed 'em. Turns out there was a subtle Pulp Fiction callout (Skrull sipping a soda), which I expected throughout the film but ended up not catching (there was also an "opening the glowing lunchbox" moment where they coulda leaned into it, but they didn't quite go there).

Sorry, I know everyone else saw this movie long ago...

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Thursday, 23 December 2021 06:25 (three years ago) link

*Brie Larson (sorry, I once knew a "Bree")

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Thursday, 23 December 2021 06:28 (three years ago) link

Just watched the beginning of Black Widow; it has a surprisingly “arty” look. (hey - young Yelena likes mac & cheese!)

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Thursday, 23 December 2021 07:24 (three years ago) link

The Mar-Vell lightspeed research would have provided a technological leap advantage over the Kree for either the Skrull folk she was working with, or for humanity (as she was involving Earth in the conflict by hiding out here).

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 23 December 2021 13:28 (three years ago) link

She can’t just give them the Kree’a existing technology(?) why she gotta reinvent the wheel?

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Thursday, 23 December 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link

I mean this is technology that, when absorbed by Carol Danvers (presumably not the intended mode of interface) makes her one of the most powerful beings in the universe - it's probably got some oomph to it.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 December 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link

Something kinda cool about some of these Marvel movies is how they include roles for "older" actors (including older women, like Annette Bening and Michelle Pfeiffer).

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Thursday, 23 December 2021 20:49 (three years ago) link

Meantime, over in Hawkeye world:

Trust me In Hawkeye I'm playing the character as if the character from DD survivor of "the blip"Is now set on getting back his city.
The blip weakened his crown, his authority over his kingdom. Now he wants it back. He's in damage control mode.
That's all. Merry Merry.

— Vincent D'Onofrio (@vincentdonofrio) December 23, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 December 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link

Guess his effectiveness at controlling damage is kind of a cliffhanger.

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Friday, 24 December 2021 02:24 (three years ago) link

he was so fking good

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 December 2021 02:38 (three years ago) link

Really enjoyed the Spider-Man flick. I liked that they loaded it up with character stuff. Holland kinda felt outmatched when he was surrounded by stage and screen vets and Oscar-caliber folks.

It was the best Marvel Team-Up story ever.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 25 December 2021 03:04 (three years ago) link

My only knowledge of kingpin is from spiderverse, and I really didn’t like the character in Hawkeye at all - like frank black in resort wear channeling colonel kurtz and fezzik from princess bride. Is he supposed to be superpowered?

Also someone earlier mentioned Florence Pugh’s charisma - I’ve only seen her in black widow during an opiate and intense pain haze so it’s kind of blurry but it’s really interesting to see someone on screen who radiates some sort of indescribable “it” quality that separates them from everyone else.

joygoat, Sunday, 26 December 2021 04:15 (three years ago) link

At the very least, Kingpin has the power of surviving the kinds of stuff Hawkeye, Black Widow, Daredevil and other humans with no special magic healing power can survive.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 December 2021 04:37 (three years ago) link

He can lift (press) 180 lbs. and is in the physical condition of an average person of his height and weight who engages in little regular exercise.

Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Sunday, 26 December 2021 04:41 (three years ago) link

i got that reference

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 December 2021 06:01 (three years ago) link

Just finally saw the new Spider-man and ... really didn't like it. You know how the hacky thing to compare these movies to is rollercoaster rides? Well, this felt like one long drawn out amusement park ride, like literally, like the ones where you go down the hill and then as you are rounding the corner you see movie clips cheering you on or whatever? "Come, guys, if we want to stop Green Goblin we have to move faster!" Stuff like that. Except this was also dull and low-stakes.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 December 2021 21:57 (three years ago) link

Watched the rest of Black Widow; that was damn good! What a movie.

best BASSMAN sticker on Etsy (morrisp), Sunday, 2 January 2022 07:40 (three years ago) link

This is probably a v dumb q (so apologies) -

I'm hardly an action-film connoisseur, and not at all a Q. Tarantino acolyte; but my wife and I will watch the Kill Bill movies whenever they're on TV (they're pretty great).

Black Widow as a scene where Natasha & Yelena fight in a kitchen, which naturally makes you think of Kill Bill (as both KB movies have close-quarters kitchen fight scenes). And then you think: how come this huge-budget, state-of-the-art action movie – which has pretty great stunts generally (especially in vehicles) - doesn't have fight scenes that look as anywhere near good as the fighting in Kill Bill? Why was Tarantino able to get such great-looking fighting in those movies? Was it a matter of hiring specific "fight choreographers," which most Hollywood producers don't bother doing? I really don't know anything about it....

i woke up alarmed (morrisp), Thursday, 6 January 2022 02:45 (three years ago) link

I think that could very well be it. The sword choreography was by Tetsuro Shimaguchi (don't know what else he's done), but Yuen Woo-ping was the lead guy on Kill Bill, and of course he did Crouching Tiger, the Matrix, some Jackie Chan stuff, etc. A legend. But also it helps to have a director really into that stuff, like Tarantino. Black Widow director is just a for-hire sort of person, afaict.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 January 2022 03:36 (three years ago) link

it’s a pretty specific ecosystem
it’s good fight choreography that has been given room for rehearsal + good interplay between actor & stunt doubles + direction that allows the camera to show the full range of motion of the fighting + an understanding between director & editors that there’s no need to cut constantly to create “more” action etc etc

often if the choreo’s not great or actors/stunt doubles aren’t quite there (or if the director isnt well versed in shooting fight scenes) theyll cut a lot more to make it seem more actiony, or to hide that the doubles handled all the fighting … theres lots of variables

plus there’s a conventional wisdom that assumes lots of cutting is good & you should move the camera around but the really good action directors understand that oldschool principles from 60s & 70s are what makes it look REALLY good - keeep the camera still & make sure everyone, actor & double, on camera is a badass

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 January 2022 03:45 (three years ago) link

Thanks - yeah, that really nails it! - all those quick cuts, vs. just holding on the action so you really see what's happening (and what's happening is great).

I imagine it takes a lot of planning and patience to pull off fight scenes like that (how many days, or even weeks, of training/rehearsal and arranging camera placements, etc., for just one scene?); and that is time that is not available for a movie with a gazillion dollar budget and bunch of moving pieces.

i woke up alarmed (morrisp), Thursday, 6 January 2022 05:09 (three years ago) link

yes and no - iirc they were able to pull off a lot of beautiful fighting in Shang Chi on a pretty short time frame - but they also had Tony Leung & michelle yeoh & badass choreographers etc etc —- like, it can be done on a shorter timeframe if the production is willing/able to prioritize & put money into that and not cut safety/quality corners at the same time. its the whole ecosystem pulling in one unified direction, whether with a long lead time or a short lead time, that allows for the end result to be good

imo

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 January 2022 05:35 (three years ago) link

That's true, the fighting was pretty cool in Shang-Chi...

One sliiiiight letdown in Black Widow (although the movie was so good, I didn't really mind) was the inevitable big ol' CGI action climax; though it was better than some others, and the falling-out-of-the-sky element seemed to allude to the beginning of that gonzo Waid/Samnee series. (It did do a particular physics-defying movie thing that makes me cringe - where someone deploys a chute at the very last minute of a long-ass freefall, and somehow lands unharmed. One of those recent James Bond movies did that too; maybe they were paying "homage" to that nonsense, haha!)

i woke up alarmed (morrisp), Thursday, 6 January 2022 05:45 (three years ago) link

i found the fighting weak in shang-chi but i disliked the whole movie.

i think its a question of priority, time and control. tarantino was willing to let the fight sequences take as long as they needed to take to film and properly choreograph. he's also a good director!

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2022 18:52 (three years ago) link

otm re tarantino

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 January 2022 20:12 (three years ago) link

That's what I was saying. One movie is a superhero movie that happens to have some fighting in it. The other one is a two-part epic homage to classic martial arts films directed by a martial arts film nerd. Bourne movies might be a better touchstone for Black Widow.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 January 2022 20:16 (three years ago) link

yeah. And Bourne movies shaky-cam & close-up coverage has definitely affected how action sequences were filmed

it was a good technique for those films (or at least the first Bourne) but once you start applying it broadly to every big movie with action in it, as has been the case though its becoming less prevalent, it becomes less effective. It adds unnecessary tension to something that is already tense and i think it undercuts great stuntwork by not letting you appreciate how those fights work in natural space, showing full range of motion etc

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 January 2022 20:24 (three years ago) link

like you cant always tell where anyone is in relation to anyone else & i haaaate that

same with car chases - if i cant tell how fast theyre going or have a sense that the driver could really be driving then no amount of cutting is going to make me invested

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 January 2022 20:26 (three years ago) link

And the car chase in Black Widow was pretty awesome (IMO!)

This is an unrelated plot point question (for anyone who cares to read/answer): When the Red Guardian dude keeps bragging about how he used to fight Captain America in the 1980s – even though Cap was still frozen in ice at the time (as one of the prisoners points out) - what's up with that? He even asks Natasha if Cap ever talks about him, so he seems to really believe it happened(?)

i woke up alarmed (morrisp), Thursday, 6 January 2022 20:34 (three years ago) link

i think the character is meant to be full of shit and coasting on the days when he was a big man and folks of that sort regularly fool themselves into believing their own stories

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2022 20:39 (three years ago) link

Haven't seen Falcon & the Winter Soldier, so don't know if they addressed it there, but in the comics, when Steve Rogers went into the ice, there were a series of replacement Caps used to keep the role active. Good summary here. I assumed it was a Cold War alt-Cap, and they haven't introduced (or retconned) the MCU yet.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 6 January 2022 20:41 (three years ago) link

How bad were those two last episodes of hawkeye, jfc

pandmac (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2022 21:20 (three years ago) link

Not bad at all, really

castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 6 January 2022 21:44 (three years ago) link

i really liked Hawkeye

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 January 2022 21:54 (three years ago) link

I thought it was really good most the way through, lovely fun vibe and great cast and action

Alas they couldnt just close off any plot soon enough to leave a coherent finale imo, and the home alone maguyver action was imo notably worse than the action scenes throughout which was a bitnof a letdown

pandmac (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:01 (three years ago) link

there was something about how they really showed his normal-ness. reminding you that ok he’s an avenger but at the end of the day he’s also mainly an extremely agile ex-military normcore dad who lost his best friend. all the stuff with the hearing aid, and the deafness of the lead villain woman whose name just disappeared out of my head

i really liked all that. and how his relationship w steinfeld’s character was very cautious & parental.

its a very slow burn but i have so much room for that these days

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:09 (three years ago) link

Her name’s Echo, IIRC

i woke up alarmed (morrisp), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:21 (three years ago) link

Yep all of that was really good, renner is imo unfairly maligned a lot of the time i think hes got a funny head but makes it work, thats not a bad epitaph right

pandmac (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:24 (three years ago) link

lmao

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:36 (three years ago) link

In the last episode, there's a yelena and clint sequence starting at 37:10. Yelena fully extends her leg into clint's chest. Clint kinda hangs out for a second before throwing himself backward. That part was bad.

Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 15:32 (three years ago) link

interaction between kate and yelena was more interesting than interaction between kate and clint
i would gladly watch full series of kate and yelena being best frenemies

scanner darkly, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:03 (three years ago) link

I'd even settle for a cooking series where they whip up different mac and cheese recipes every week while they banter.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:04 (three years ago) link

I love the parallel track the Kate/Yelena relationship seems to be taking to the Clint/Natasha relationship

castanuts (DJP), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:28 (three years ago) link

I LOVE HOT SAUCE

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:32 (three years ago) link

Enjoyed the new Spider-Man movie much more than Far From Home, which was one of the blandest Marvel movies so far. But the gimmick of the new one didn't have the impact it should have had since it came off the heels of Into the Spider-Verse, which largely did the same concept better

Vinnie, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:46 (three years ago) link

Eternals is now streaming for free on Disney+

Watched it this morning & I am in two minds. Loved Angelina Jolie, Loved Bryan Tyree, oh and holy shit loved Kumail especially - i fell OUT over the Bollywood stuff, truly great.
the outdoorsy-ness of the movie itself was really beautiful, so many big scenic locations & wind blowing through their hair etc - and it’s incredibly colorful, the costumes look so good

But also watching this was a bit bemusing. like if i didnt know who the Avengers were & there had been no other movies to introduce the characters & i tried to watch like, endgame. but more boring. HI EVERYONE IT’S US. HI I’M THIS GUY WHO DOES A THING WITH MY EYEZ, HI I’M THIS WOMAN WHO TURNS THINGS INTO OTHER THINGS, ETC ETC OH NO A VILLAIN WE MUST FIGHT THEM , and they all just fly around blowing shit up or stand around in groups telling each other how they feel. A lot of the movie felt like that. Just kind of, *shrug*

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:59 (three years ago) link

I watched it last night cos I could finally gran a decent copy. It is a bit slow innit. It was semi interesting and I wonder if Eternals actually Will Return. I would probably watch another bit of it.

I think I enjoyed Nomadland more though and I think that was shot on the coat tails of this not vice versa.

I don't know the Eternals world so not sure how good a representation this was.

Kind of interesting to see Camden high st after not being there in a couple of years.

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 January 2022 07:44 (three years ago) link

Filming for Nomadland took place over four months in fall 2018, with writer-director Zhao splitting time between the set and pre-production for Eternals (2021)

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 16 January 2022 11:24 (three years ago) link

Are they planning to make a Sentry movie? That would be great!

jel--, Sunday, 16 January 2022 16:06 (three years ago) link

Just started this, so far it's pretty solemn and silly and boring gibberish in service of nothing.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 January 2022 22:50 (three years ago) link

^^New Board description?

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 16 January 2022 23:37 (three years ago) link

i watched it and it was hot garbage mixed with portentous claptrap. the only even vaguely redeeming element was mahershala ali’s cameo. everyone involved who is not mahershala ali should take a long, hard look at their life choices.

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Monday, 17 January 2022 00:25 (three years ago) link

kumail nanjiani maybe gets a pass for:
• being wise enough to just peace out 2/3 of the way through and never return
• committing himself to getting marvel jacked for the shoot and then spending the entire movie in full CGI armor. that’s dedication to craft, people!

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Monday, 17 January 2022 00:29 (three years ago) link

We took a break for dinner (I think they call those "dinner breaks") but there was a shot in the first half of a CGI airplane and it looked so shitty that my daughter was like, really, was that the best they could do? Also, so far some of the most distractingly set-looking sets since Dr. Strange, imo, which is weird, watching it vacillate from vast natural expanse to bad set back to vast natural expanse to bad set.

It's all super awkward so far in such an odd way, almost like she struck some kind of surreal devil's bargain, where they doubled her budget but cut her shooting schedule in half.

Maybe it will be answered, and it's definitely petty, but we were wondering why they spoke English in all the scenes set thousands of years ago.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 January 2022 00:47 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQkoQSJ47Ks

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 January 2022 00:47 (three years ago) link

chloe zhao has a nice explanation for kingo peacing out, i’m just not sure that it was as clear as all that in the movie

but still love her anyway

https://uproxx.com/movies/chlo-zhao-interview-the-eternals/

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 January 2022 02:17 (three years ago) link

gotta say so far all the reviews of eternals in this thread are exactly what i imagined the movie would be based on the trailer, so gotta commend them for making an accurate trailer at least

scanner darkly, Monday, 17 January 2022 02:32 (three years ago) link

Oof, what a misfire this was.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 January 2022 02:47 (three years ago) link

Like, tons of just head-scratching what the fuck is going on-ery, not least what appeared to be an explicit FX nod to Carpenter's "The Thing," for some reason.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 January 2022 02:51 (three years ago) link

I’m really not sure how much clearer Kingo’s dilemma could have been in the movie given he has dialogue that explicitly says “I think Ikkaris is right but I refuse to fight my family over it” before he leaves

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 17 January 2022 05:28 (three years ago) link

This makes me seeing it a second time and I like It even better, honestly. It’s just different enough from the rest of the cycle.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 January 2022 05:32 (three years ago) link

xpost i found it weird & it didnt make a lot of sense at the time to me but ymmv obv

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 January 2022 06:07 (three years ago) link

My takeaways of Kingo from the movie were 1) he was kind of full of himself; 2) he deeply cared about the other Eternals; 3) he fervently believed in the Celestials and their mission. I thought his actions were weird only so far as the entire template of these movies (and the comics tbh) is that solution to every conflict involves punching and was an interesting narrative twist to have someone straight up remove themselves from the central conflict.

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 17 January 2022 06:44 (three years ago) link

i just found it weird since he’d been throwing fireballs in every battle we’d seen
& like oh THIS battle is a no? ok. plus they kept killing off characters so i thought it was just a lame handwavey story device so that they didn’t have to have like 20 people in the final battle scene lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 January 2022 07:00 (three years ago) link

They were fighting Deviants, not each other. As soon as the conflict went from arguing to physical confrontation, he leaves.

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 17 January 2022 07:57 (three years ago) link

i never said i was right or logical to think that! it’s just how i took it when i watched the movie. i liked chloe’s explanation of hid reasons bc they were not clear to ~me~ & if you already got it then there’s nothing to talk about & i feel kinda stupid for bringing it up so i’ll stop talking about it

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 January 2022 08:25 (three years ago) link

We tried to watch this last night but ended up bailing halfway - just couldn't find myself caring about any of it.

Felt like there were some clear problems with the script - as VG suggests upthread, it was like being dropped in the second half of a book that you haven't read (ok some people have read the comics, good for them). they're introducing us to these characters who have thousands of years of history together, but expected us to be deeply invested in their interpersonal relationships and conflicts based on the thinnest of backstories.

stopped at when they killed off Gilgamesh - y'all should watch Ma Dong-Seok/Don Lee in any one of his Korean movies, dude was utterly wasted here.

Roz, Monday, 17 January 2022 10:56 (three years ago) link

This was really bad. I'd rather see a spinoff film about the comedy chauffeur guy than see any of these main characters again.

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Monday, 17 January 2022 12:32 (three years ago) link

for the record, I didn’t say the absence was unexplained. just that he was wise to get himself out.

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Monday, 17 January 2022 12:42 (three years ago) link

It should’ve been a series, not a movie.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 17 January 2022 12:52 (three years ago) link

Forget Kingo being gone, why did his human valet get to stick around the entire movie as peripheral comic relief, but Jon Snow is basically introduced as Jane to a bunch of Thors and then is told "go home, loser." Would have been funny if we literally didn't see him again until the end credits, though I guess the movie comes pretty close to doing that anyway.

So much of this felt like she only had access to two actors together at a time, max, and they were all filmed separately and CGId together on screen. That could explain why possibly someone in this thread noted you never once get the impression these space gods have been around for thousands of years, let alone have known each other for as long, let alone have lived on *Earth* for that long. They're kinda bored, sure, but in the most neutrally boring way possible. They act like they've been killing time for a couple of years, not millennia. Only Kingo has something akin to a hobby, and even that only covers the last 100 or so years.

Anyway, if this movie were not so generally competent it might have made a good midnight watch with a rowdy crowd. There are certainly moments that would earn a hoot or two, but it's mostly too consciously sedate and slow to generate any steam. It's like Zhao figured out how to subvert big budget fun. "What if space gods, but bored and boring? Also, humanoid lizard monster with blurry motives that comes and goes but needs to exist to give them something to occasionally shoot laser eyes at."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 January 2022 13:06 (three years ago) link

xpost Would have been a much better series.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 January 2022 13:06 (three years ago) link

Would have been funny if one of them was killing time working in an Amazon warehouse. Though I guess one of them was working (or doing ... something) *in* the Amazon, or as titled, "Amazon."

Hey, if Sprite had such issues with being a forever kid, then why didn't she at least change her name to something other than Sprite? Start small. Anyway, theres your spin-off. An ancient space god with eons of experience and memories but no powers must face her greatest battle yet: high school!

Teacher: Sprite, could you explain Archimedes' principle?
Sprite (under her breath): Bitch, I was there when we *taught* Archimedes' his principle ...
Teacher: What was that you said, Sprite?
Sprite: Nothing, Miss (insert easter egg name of person who becomes yet another superhero in Phase 6).

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 January 2022 13:35 (three years ago) link

Anyway, who is up for Oscar Isaac with an English accent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Krla_UxRg

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 07:18 (three years ago) link

🙋🏻‍♀️

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 07:20 (three years ago) link

ooooooh

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 13:05 (three years ago) link

Dick Van Dyke currently trending on Twitter

groovypanda, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 13:14 (three years ago) link

There's the hook: the entire season is in fact a musical.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 13:41 (three years ago) link

Cool. Moon Knight is another character I know nothing about. That trailer is cut and presented like it's a feature film, but I've liked the run of TV projects so far, so fingers crossed.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 13:44 (three years ago) link

the character is different depending on who's writing it for sure but the key to the character is that he's probably the fist of konshu but he's definitely crazy

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 16:10 (three years ago) link

The shorthand is "what if Batman had multiple personalities?"

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 17:04 (three years ago) link

and spoke to god

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 00:43 (three years ago) link

So, the usual.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 01:09 (three years ago) link

criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 02:58 (three years ago) link

BTW Inception or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPC049JCdMg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 03:13 (three years ago) link

Please pic.twitter.com/RXJT1Ph7c3

— Kate Sánchez⁷ (@OhMyMithrandir) January 18, 2022

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 04:39 (three years ago) link

https://www.theroot.com/black-panther-wakanda-forever-production-delayed-again-1848390454

Yeah, delayed again, more cast and crew testing positive for COVID. Half expecting an announcement that they are recasting Shuri.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 21 January 2022 22:59 (three years ago) link

lol

In terms of Raimi’s next directorial project, the sequel to “Doctor Strange,” the filmmaker wasn’t as willing to reveal details. He did share an uncertainty if the film was done filming, responding to reports that the Benedict Cumberbatch-starring sequel faced “significant reshoots” back in November.

“I wish I knew the answer to that question,” Raimi said, responding to the question of whether the movie was complete. “I think we’re done, but we just cut everything. We’re just starting to test the picture and we’ll find out if there’s anything that’s got to be picked up. If something’s unclear or another improvement I can make in this short amount of time left, I’ll do it. One thing I know about the Marvel team is they won’t stop. They’ll keep pushing it until it’s as close to being great as it could.”

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 19:07 (three years ago) link

Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that all the ding dong marvel shows that aired in 2021 - Loki, Wanda, Falcon, Hawkeye, whatever - are nominated in the ILX TV poll, with voting ending this weekend:

ILX's Best Television of 2021 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends After January 31, 2022

If you like this show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (3 minimum, 25 maximum, ranked by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail. It'll take five minutes; get to it!

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 20:56 (three years ago) link

Just saw Spider-Man, and... gosh, I thought it was just terrific. It was fun and fast and bouncy and silly – then got super emotional and resonant. I thought the "uniting the universes" thing would just be played as a cheap gimmick (and some of the inter-Spidey banter did almost start to feel like an SNL sketch); but instead, it gathered decades of lore and turned it into something that felt as heavy and affecting as Spider-Man can feel.

And the way it ended, undoing all the irritating BS that I never liked about the MCU version of Spidey (or at least revealing it all to be prologue) – i.e., techno-suit Spidey, Parker having no Uncle Ben moment (and thus no apparent "motivation"), etc. – the whole thing felt so much bigger and more satisfying than everything it was drawing from, as if it was elevating all those older (sometimes good, sometimes crappy) movies though a grand unifying effort.

One random q about the ending: even though Strange took away everyone's memories of Peter, wouldn't there still be a world full of old newspapers, archived newscast,s and cached Web pages reporting on the events of the past few months? Wouldn't a Google search for "Who is Spider-Man" still pull up "Peter Parker" and his picture? Or did Strange's spell work on a deeper level than I understood?

A few other random thoughts:
* Zendaya was great, a real highlight.
* The de-aging of Molina & Dafoe was done so well, I honestly thought they weren't de-aged (I spent the movie like: "Damn, Wooster Group looks good!"). I had to Google afterward to settle the question for myself.

False Pretenses Lad (morrisp), Friday, 4 February 2022 03:58 (three years ago) link

Searching around for something else, I found a listicle that raises the same question I put in hidden text (probably stated better): https://screenrant.com/marvel-plotholes-mcu-movies-tv-shows-2021/

False Pretenses Lad (morrisp), Friday, 4 February 2022 07:19 (three years ago) link

Nowhere near as perplexing as the seeming contradictions and confusion introduced by "The Eternals," which who knows, maybe they'll address. Though unlike Spider-man, which can just be sort of hand-wavy about it, it's a lot harder to do that with giant space gods making appearances on Earth.

My daughter complained about the No Way Home (maybe my least fav Marvel since the second Iron Man) ending/Dr. Strange stuff, too, but being in the middle of college applications herself she had a tougher time buying that so many kids from one school could get into MIT. I thought this was amusing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJBfvzLogdI

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 February 2022 12:41 (three years ago) link

As they add more super teams to the mix (X-Men, FF, Defenders, etc.) and ultra-powered individuals, the interconnections will become more complex. Being Disney, they will saturate their market, so even more hand waves and "they were ... busy elsewhere" will be coming.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 4 February 2022 14:47 (three years ago) link

They're all going to form a giant superhero Voltron and then die saving the world from an even bigger, more powerful space god. And then they will reboot "Spider-man," hopefully this time revealing how he became Spider-man.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 February 2022 14:50 (three years ago) link

I'm kind of excited, if the MCU rolls on undefeated, for actors' availability/age to push generational and identity changes. Instead of the 4th iteration of Peter Parker, let's grow Spider-Man to Miles or Spider-Gwen or Spider-Girl or ... Growth eliminates the stasis of Spider-Man being a 60 year old comic.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 4 February 2022 14:57 (three years ago) link

being in the middle of college applications herself she had a tougher time buying that so many kids from one school could get into MIT

This was an extremely accurate part of the movie based on my experience at the school down the street; one of my roommates was one of four kids from Uniondale High School on Long Island, which to my knowledge isn't even set up as an advanced top university/college feeder in the same way as, say, Hunter College High School, who sent at least 10 kids in my class alone.

castanuts (DJP), Friday, 4 February 2022 15:46 (three years ago) link

Knowing how old you are (which is to say, around my age) I gotta say, the game has changed *radically*. I graduated high school in 1993. Admissions that year at MIT, for class of 1997, were 32% of 6,410 applicants.

https://news.mit.edu/1993/class-0331

Last year, for the class of 2025, MIT's admissions rate was 4.1% of 33,240 applicants.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 February 2022 15:52 (three years ago) link

https://mitadmissions.org/apply/process/stats/

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 February 2022 15:52 (three years ago) link

That doesn't mean certain schools aren't more-heavily represented, particularly reputable magnet schools and private schools.

By the end of the movie, 3 kids from the top math and science magnet high school in NYC got into MIT; this is not far-fetched, particularly since the acceptance for two of them were put into motion by Peter's heroics midway through the movie.

An analogous real-life school is Thomas Jefferson High School in Alexandria, VA, who had 35 former students graduate from MIT between 2015 an 2017: https://www.washingtonian.com/2018/10/10/which-local-schools-have-the-most-graduates-go-on-to-the-ivy-league/#:~:text=Number%20one%20on%20the%20list,%2C%20or%20MIT%20(35).

castanuts (DJP), Friday, 4 February 2022 16:06 (three years ago) link

the kid in real genius was only 15

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 4 February 2022 16:10 (three years ago) link

You'll believe a man can get into MIT

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 February 2022 16:21 (three years ago) link

lol it's definitely *possible* for three best buds from one school to get in to MIT, but the class of 2017 acceptance rate to MIT was already somewhere around 7% and now it's down even further to between 3.5% and 4%. But sure, Spider-man and his friends do all probably have a leg up on the competition. Good for Spider-man. Though to be fair, he and his spider-friends were initially all denied from MIT, so maybe it was pretty accurate after all.

We just saw a good doc called "Try Harder," about the #1 ranked public school in San Fan, where everyone thinks they can get into Stanford, and most are probably qualified, but who all get a rude awakening come application season:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4WZ6nDz-3w

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 February 2022 16:41 (three years ago) link

lol that school got turned into a normal school during the pandemic (no more testing kids to get into "the one good high school in SF"), and parents are freaking out.

DJI, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:26 (three years ago) link

Tell me about it. I'm not even a parent and I couldn't miss the noise that happened over that.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 February 2022 19:21 (three years ago) link

I love it. Why should one school get all the "smart" (ie rich) kids and resources?

DJI, Friday, 4 February 2022 19:56 (three years ago) link

Eh, 35% of the kids there are categorized as economically disadvantaged. Apparently, from what I saw, Lowell High is in the middle 50% of schools by income level.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 February 2022 21:25 (three years ago) link

"I can't believe this movie about superpowered humans battling each other and traveling through multiple parallel universes doesn't accurately reflect the college application process!"

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 4 February 2022 21:28 (three years ago) link

Tbf, counterpoint: I can't believe this movie literally hinged on Peter Parker asking Dr. Strange to cast a magic spell on the entire world so that he and his friends could get into MIT (and Dr. Strange saying yes).

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 February 2022 21:33 (three years ago) link

That did lead to one of the better exchanges in the movie, when Strange was all “wait, what do you mean you didn’t talk to anyone at the school”

castanuts (DJP), Friday, 4 February 2022 21:38 (three years ago) link

Strange comes off as a pretty hapless knucklehead in this film... was he like that in the comics, too? (In the issues I read, I guess later in his career, he seemed rather more... mature.)

False Pretenses Lad (morrisp), Friday, 4 February 2022 21:52 (three years ago) link

Wtf does the superhuman genius need to go to college for anyway

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 February 2022 23:59 (three years ago) link

Connections? You know literal gods!

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:00 (three years ago) link

Peter? I can see why – Tony's not on the scene any longer, his gf is going there, he wants to be sort of a regular guy

False Pretenses Lad (morrisp), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:42 (three years ago) link

Tony had to have left a will. So many plot holes in these sagas of alternate universes

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:44 (three years ago) link

he left Dr Strange a fart

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:45 (three years ago) link

Yeah, that college admissions consultant video I posted brings that up, that multi-billionaire mentor father figure Tony Stark really should have set up a 529 or something for Peter.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:57 (three years ago) link

A few great uses of songs in the movie as well: “I Zimbra” at the beginning, De La Soul at the end

False Pretenses Lad (morrisp), Saturday, 5 February 2022 01:04 (three years ago) link

When Peter moved into his apartment, and you could hear neighbor noise, I thought he was about to meet Candi, Randi, and Bambi (as the ultimate fan-service moment for headz like myself)

False Pretenses Lad (morrisp), Saturday, 5 February 2022 01:12 (three years ago) link

Peter was very thin in this. And Dr. Strange was obssessed with those cow hides.

I know we will continue to be a power couple (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 5 February 2022 03:44 (three years ago) link

I thought he was about to meet Candi, Randi, and Bambi (as the ultimate fan-service moment for headz like myself)

oh man I didn't know I needed this but now I'm really bad they didn't do it

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 5 February 2022 15:58 (three years ago) link

*mad

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 5 February 2022 15:58 (three years ago) link

That would have been pretty funny. Babes of the multiverse.

DJI, Saturday, 5 February 2022 15:59 (three years ago) link

Wow... who's the writer on that?

False Pretenses Lad (morrisp), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:44 (three years ago) link

al milgrom

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:51 (three years ago) link

more like al milfgrom amirite

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:53 (three years ago) link

Just saw spider man (finally)

Movie: dope
Huge group of theater goers who were either a family or a group of friends plus some adults who took over the row I was in and spent the whole time talking, laughing, on their phones, walking back and forth, passing food: dopes

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 12 February 2022 02:05 (three years ago) link

I finally understand why so many people are done with movie theaters. (Yeah, COVID, but this is a complaint I heard a lot before COVID.)

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 12 February 2022 02:17 (three years ago) link

We saw it on a weekday afternoon in a totally empty theater, it was pretty sweet.

False Pretenses Lad (morrisp), Saturday, 12 February 2022 02:37 (three years ago) link

That’s how I’m determined to see movies from now on.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 12 February 2022 02:39 (three years ago) link

Healthy approach.

Meantime, unsurprising consolidation here: in essence, all the Netflix Marvel shows plus Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are leaving the platform at the end of the month, presumably to be consolidated over at Disney+

https://gizmodo.com/marvel-netflix-daredevil-leaving-streaming-march-1-1848523123

Strangely, nobody has a thing to say about the smash popular and critical success that was Inhumans.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 12 February 2022 16:54 (three years ago) link

I gotta assume those shows do *not* end up at Disney specifically and instead end up at Hulu. They are *way* too bloody and ugly for the relatively wholesome Disney+ platform, which had to make a special exception for the *Beatles* doc, because of smoking and a few bad words.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 February 2022 19:44 (three years ago) link

They even had to censor some lyrics in the Billie Eilish concert doc.

a beneficial mulch (morrisp), Saturday, 12 February 2022 20:28 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWzlQ2N6qqg

Number None, Monday, 14 February 2022 09:02 (three years ago) link

hype level increasing

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 14 February 2022 14:49 (three years ago) link

Finally saw Spider-Man this weekend, it was enjoyable enough, though I didn't like how they dumbed down Dr Strange. I haven't seen all the marvel movies but it seemed weird that he would do something this irresponsible, though I did like the implication that he maybe does stupid stuff all the time and always casts that forgetting spell afterwards to make himself seem like a smart and wise wizard.

silverfish, Monday, 14 February 2022 17:08 (three years ago) link

Right? He’s such a putz

a beneficial mulch (morrisp), Monday, 14 February 2022 19:18 (three years ago) link

Strange's characterization is very loosely "what if Tony Stark wasn't a genius, how much of his blustery bullshit would actually work" and I think it's a reasonably good fit for the character, particularly with Tony gone

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 14 February 2022 19:22 (three years ago) link

i thought "overconfident guy who barrels headfirst into things he doesn't fully understand" was a major part of the strange character

i thought he was fine in no way home, and the mirror dimension scene was a great set piece (that kind of made the final fight seem blah by comparison but i digress)

roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Monday, 14 February 2022 19:42 (three years ago) link

Finally saw this, first time back in a theater in over two years. Kid was beyond thrilled since we kept it a surprise until the very last minute.

It was fun! And, yeah, DJP and voodoo otm, Strange is all about the cocksure swagger that he can pull off anything and waving away the consequences when he inevitably fucks up.

I'm assuming it's a Sony thing, but I didn't like the way the post-credit scene was just basically a trailer. Thought it would have been more in line with other Marvel stings to be something like just the shot of Strange walking up to the woman in the orchard and cutting right after he says, "Wanda, we need your help".

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 February 2022 15:28 (three years ago) link

i think i might have gotten broken wrt marvel movies now? it feels like we're in the late 90's comic universe and that's when i stopped giving a shit. i'm okay just reading plot synopsis and watching youtubes of montages and trailers until ms marvel shows up.

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 03:59 (three years ago) link

I’m not quite where Forks is at but, y’all, if Disney+ is the only way to see Marvel shows ever, then I’m just not seeing them.

There are cinematic holes in my MCU viewing but not too too many. Some things coming up I care about, others I don’t.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 11:20 (three years ago) link

kind of agree but sometimes I just need some popcorn and the cinematic equivalent of comfort food

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Thursday, 17 February 2022 19:28 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Well heck to the yes for this

The future is in her hands.

Ms. Marvel, an Original series from Marvel Studios, starts streaming June 8 on @DisneyPlus. #MsMarvel pic.twitter.com/1ZPllR1ktr

— Marvel Entertainment (@Marvel) March 15, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 March 2022 14:35 (two years ago) link

Looks great!

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 March 2022 14:42 (two years ago) link

Lead seems like a fun actor! Feels like that's mostly been the missing x factor since Endgame

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 15 March 2022 14:45 (two years ago) link

As much as I love the Moon Knight character, seems like might be nice for some lighter fare after what will presumably be a very dark and dour series (not that I'm not stoked for it, still).

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 March 2022 14:47 (two years ago) link

I mean Hawkeye had its humor and all but yes this feels more specifically giddy.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 March 2022 14:53 (two years ago) link

I’m interested in the adaption of Ms. Marvel’s powers for this. It looks like the source is Infinity Stone-esque, which is probably for the best given how badly The Inhumans tanked (pour one out for Agents of SHIELD, though). It seems that shapeshifting has been adapted into somewhat more generalized “energy powers that also allow body elongation” that reads as more powerful on the screen?

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 15 March 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link

Gotta set up the elongation for the third Fantastic Four attempt.

On a related note, I'm assuming Moon Knight will start the introduction of vampires to the MCU ahead of Blade (unless that's the intent of Morbius, though it doesn't seem like those Sony flicks are intended to serve that purpose).

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 March 2022 15:20 (two years ago) link

Maybe more kids in Marvel will mollify the prudes complaining about Daredevil et al. coming to Disney+.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 March 2022 15:41 (two years ago) link

Have they announced when "She-Hulk" is set to air? I assume that may be another fun one.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 March 2022 15:44 (two years ago) link

gotta find a green actress

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 March 2022 16:35 (two years ago) link

They got the actor, they just haven't figured out the turning her green part yet.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 March 2022 16:47 (two years ago) link

MCU could've been so much better

Angie Bowie as Black Widow and Ben Carruthers as Daredevil in publicity photos for a proposed TV series in 1975. Angie had bought the TV rights to the Marvel Comics characters, hoping to develop and sell a series. The series failed to secure a studio deal. pic.twitter.com/WuGhTqCauB

— DrPopCultureBGSU (@DrPopCultureBG) March 16, 2022

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 04:14 (two years ago) link

real kate bush vibes

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 05:01 (two years ago) link

Or Kathy Griffen

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 12:56 (two years ago) link

looks like the Netflix shows are officially going to be on Disney+

they sent an email out saying that you need to “update your Parental Controls to show more mature content”

mh, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 19:54 (two years ago) link

Disney: After Hours.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 20:29 (two years ago) link

“The truth is that nobody is one layer,” Zhao continues, “In this case, we truly stepped out of the box that I think the world put us in, and met in the middle because of our shared interests. And by truly doing that, it made a lot of people uncomfortable on both sides. But there are also people who are more comfortable with the order of their world (being) disturbed. And then they look at our love-child and go, ‘Oh! This touches different sides of me!’ I like that. So I completely understand the divisiveness coming from critics and the fans. Because when you take this to extremes that are seen as opposition—the world I come from and the world of Marvel, that has been divided in a way that’s so unfair and unfortunate—and to merge the way we did, I actually see the reaction as a testament to how much we had merged with each other; how uncomfortable that might make people feel.”

Or, maybe your movie was just bad and boring? Until I saw this interview just now I literally forgot the movie even existed.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 20:47 (two years ago) link

they look at our love-child and go, ‘Oh! This touches different sides of me!’

gross

Please don’t take / My time change away (morrisp), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 21:06 (two years ago) link

Side one: I like boring things!
Side two: I like bad things!
Zhao: What if I told you I could bring both sides together?
Both sides: Sounds terrible! We love it!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 21:38 (two years ago) link

the world I come from and the world of Marvel, that has been divided in a way that’s so unfair and unfortunate

is she complaining about Strange Tales, or cheering for the Lethem/Dalrymple Omega?

beepy fridges (sic), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 21:53 (two years ago) link

Lol JiC

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 21:56 (two years ago) link

Josh OTM

I have no doubt that she could make a great MCU movie, this was the absolute wrong property. (And honestly, could any director have made this a great movie?)

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 22:13 (two years ago) link

they’d need a cool angle, which has yet to exist in the comics. as far as I could tell, they riffed on the Neil Gaiman series a bit and added in the dance number

even Jack Kirby’s original take was “uhh, I did the New Gods thing at DC and want to do more stuff like that” and it was just… halfhearted?

mh, Thursday, 17 March 2022 00:17 (two years ago) link

Interesting going w/ Rich Rider versus new Sam Alexander (who was in Ms. Marvel's Champions team, maybe an easier intro connection). Rich is 'my' Nova. RR/Nova also opens up having the Annihilation War as a big Phase finale event, plus his relationship with the Guardians and other space MCU characters.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 24 March 2022 17:33 (two years ago) link

Some GotG news from the weekend

We are shooting the #GotGHolidaySpecial & #GotGVol3 simultaneously. The Holiday special comes out first, this Christmas season. Vol 3 comes out May 2023. The Holiday special happens between Vol 2 & Vol 3. https://t.co/Znn0JkUNrS

— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) March 26, 2022

groovypanda, Monday, 28 March 2022 10:47 (two years ago) link

Loved Moon Knight E1.

Everybody Loves Ramen (WmC), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link

Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Thought Isaac was great.

groovypanda, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 19:43 (two years ago) link

Looking forward to more of it anyway.
Don't know the character much

Stevolende, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 20:58 (two years ago) link

I need the entire season now

castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 31 March 2022 02:42 (two years ago) link

loved it

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 March 2022 04:44 (two years ago) link

Yup, pretty fantastic. Great music choices too.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 March 2022 04:57 (two years ago) link

Englebert!! Love that choice <3

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 March 2022 05:31 (two years ago) link

Thought Isaac's accent would infuriate me, but he was very likeable by the end.

I guess the MCU has reached the "low-selling 1990s Peter Milligan miniseries" portion of its content, which, great

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 31 March 2022 09:20 (two years ago) link

I would have watched another couple of episodes straight off if it was being dropped like that. Got a few other things to catch up on though.
Kept forgetting what time Killing Eve was on so turning onto it half way through but have now watched most of teh season.

Stevolende, Thursday, 31 March 2022 09:22 (two years ago) link

Love too try and make oscar issac seem dorky and not handsome

i mean he cant not look the way he looks but he did a p good job of seeming shlubby when he did the terrible shirt & tie … and the bags under his eyes look v authentic

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 April 2022 01:25 (two years ago) link

dorky AND handsome is pretty much oscar isaac's brand tbh

Roz, Friday, 1 April 2022 01:36 (two years ago) link

I am amused by his performance I was not clear!

a part of my soul died when steven ordered the well done steak

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 April 2022 01:54 (two years ago) link

yeah wish they had released the whole show, this was a fun opener, Isaac's lame "laterz gatorz" was such a lonely, Nathan barley-esque catchphrase and that well done steak scene was pretty sad and tragic, a man melting, in his bizarre world. Enjoyed pharoah hawke scenes, he's up for this mystic guru schtick. Don't know anything about this character so have no clue where this is going. kinda wish they didn't use an identikit venom voice for his alternate persona, was a bit distracting.

Swanswans, Friday, 1 April 2022 07:36 (two years ago) link

I thought the Khonshu voice was an… interesting choice. I did crack up when I saw in the credits that it’s F. Murray Abraham

mh, Friday, 1 April 2022 13:29 (two years ago) link

i have a dumb queztion - is the statue he sat & talked to meant to be someone recognizable? or is it just Random Statue of a Guy Gesturing

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 April 2022 15:24 (two years ago) link

The street performer?

He's a character from the comics but no-one you'd recognise from the MCU

groovypanda, Friday, 1 April 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link

ok thx - i wasnt thinking MCU so much as general popular culture

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 April 2022 15:48 (two years ago) link

Frenchie "Duchamp's" number was in the cell phone, so I am sure he will show up at some point.

I got to wonder if at some point 'Jake Lockely' will show up.

earlnash, Sunday, 3 April 2022 04:25 (two years ago) link

Dr. Strange tickets on sale and one last trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLTYw1s4e-8

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 April 2022 16:23 (two years ago) link

Also looking ahead to the Echo series, a snippet via io9:

According to costumer Stacey Caballero’s resume on her personal website, both Charlie Cox and Vincent D’Onofrio will return for the Echo spinoff series at Disney+.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 April 2022 16:30 (two years ago) link

Ooh looking fwd to that one.

Meanwhile, Moon Knight continues to be good, loved ep 2. Oscar Isaac has excellent comic timing.

Roz, Wednesday, 6 April 2022 17:00 (two years ago) link

Absolutely, especially with himself

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 April 2022 05:16 (two years ago) link

loving it - ep2 had some v funny moments

also enjoying Hawke in this too, he’s v good imo

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 April 2022 05:25 (two years ago) link

Digging MK too. Is there a villain in Dr Strange MoM?

DJI, Thursday, 7 April 2022 05:30 (two years ago) link

The teasers show Mordo and Gargantos (tentacle monster). Scarlet Witch could go either way, and they might be hiding a main villain like Nightmare until release.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 7 April 2022 13:09 (two years ago) link

There also appears to be at least one evil Dr. Strange

mh, Thursday, 7 April 2022 17:24 (two years ago) link

yeah evil Strange merging with all the dark spirits was the scariest part of the trailer

brisk money (lukas), Thursday, 7 April 2022 17:49 (two years ago) link

About right

/2 Also: Moon Knight is part of a genre that depicts ancient pantheons not as distant beings with unknowable goals but as collections of petty slap-fighting assholes, which is FAR more mythically accurate. I mean Zeus is not Liam Neeson. Zeus is weekend Andy Dick.

— HatIsWithCriminalDefendants (@Popehat) April 8, 2022

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 April 2022 14:38 (two years ago) link

Okay so Moon Knight continues to be awesome.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 April 2022 05:00 (two years ago) link

Haha, yes. I was thinking it was beginning to get a bit more standard Marvel and then that last 15 minutes was fantastic

groovypanda, Thursday, 21 April 2022 09:13 (two years ago) link

Once you start hearing Stath lets Flats in Oscar Issac's 'British' accent, you cant ever unhear it.

7mins into Ep2, when he talks to the statue is a good example.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Thursday, 21 April 2022 12:15 (two years ago) link

This show rules so hard

castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2022 13:00 (two years ago) link

Loved the end

Stevolende, Thursday, 21 April 2022 13:41 (two years ago) link

:D

everyone stop what you’re doing and listen: Michael Benjamin Hernandez – Oscar Isaac’s irl brother who was the Marc/Steven double on set – had a fake #MoonKnight character name, MORK SPHINCTER https://t.co/8RSYejLcZ9 pic.twitter.com/kFTZtrkdDc

— Rachel Paige (@rachmeetsworld) April 20, 2022

Roz, Thursday, 21 April 2022 14:59 (two years ago) link

Hahaha perfect

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 April 2022 15:02 (two years ago) link

the double is his brother with a prosthetic nose?!

this is a twist I did not see coming. ironically, one of the first things to pop in my head this morning was that, while watching this week's episode, I never thought about how they pulled off the scene where they're both there, I just nodded and thought "yup, there's two of that guy"

mh, Thursday, 21 April 2022 15:49 (two years ago) link

same here, until I saw that tweet. And also now delighted to inform that his brother’s twitter handle is @BroDameron lol

Roz, Thursday, 21 April 2022 16:16 (two years ago) link

I just assumed it was like Orphan Black & they got somebody to body double him to get the placement right and it was then both him plus editing. Like help him.by having a person there to play off etc.

Stevolende, Thursday, 21 April 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link

They’re very “I am acting!” but I love the little switcheroos when Isaac swaps between personalities in the same camera take

Otherwise this show is such an odd mix of the unusual and the perfunctory, but it’s certainly v. watchable and well-acted, so I can’t complain, and the show is fantastical enough that it just about lampshades its ignorant exoticisation of mental health disorders

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 21 April 2022 20:48 (two years ago) link

man this episode kinda wrecked me
goddamn i love this show

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 April 2022 04:23 (two years ago) link

Yeah just finished it. Hell of a thing. Next week will be something else I suspect.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 April 2022 05:02 (two years ago) link

Finale next week isn't it? Wonder if they'll go the usually Marvel big battle route or try something different

groovypanda, Thursday, 28 April 2022 06:51 (two years ago) link

That was a terrific episode, but heavy as fuck.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 28 April 2022 14:13 (two years ago) link

I’ll defer to others on this but an interesting perspective: https://decider.com/2022/04/27/moon-knight-episode-5-jewish-representation/

Roz, Thursday, 28 April 2022 14:18 (two years ago) link

wondering if the Gael Garcia Bernal Werewolf by Night Halloween special will crossover with this as they had initial comics crossovers

I every so often remember 70s me dreaming of marvel movies and being dumbfounded this actually exists- at varying levels of skill and art and fandom but .. huh

H in Addis, Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:16 (two years ago) link

There's another view on the matter in Roz's link here:

🧵on Marc Spector's Jewishness in the #MoonKnight show

there will be spoilers.

cw: family trauma, physically/emotionally abusive parent

— Marc Spector's kippah 🌹 (@MissDiedra) April 28, 2022

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:07 (two years ago) link

This show rules

castanuts (DJP), Friday, 29 April 2022 01:56 (two years ago) link

Thought Moon Knight ended well enough, on the one hand another Great Big Fight, on the other Layla next-levelled and then of course there's the various endings...especially the last one.

And I was waiting until it ended to fully note this -- solely and aside from the mention of ancestral planes in the previous episode, the purple cast of 'bad' magic and a couple of deep background bits like an ad for the Global Repatriation Council, absolutely no direct reference to the MCU in general at all throughout all this. Seriously couldn't think of a thing! It's as self-contained as the MCU has ever gotten.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 May 2022 14:59 (two years ago) link

Anyway bring on Ms Marvel oh and some film that comes out later today that I'm seeing mid-afternoon.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 May 2022 15:00 (two years ago) link

Was going to ask for a spoiler re: whether a certain character appeared, but Googled and got a better answer than I'd hoped. Continued MCU rewards!

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 5 May 2022 15:43 (two years ago) link

OI only signed a one season contract, so tying MK too much into the MCU probably wouldn't be smart just yet

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 May 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link

I started watching MK, my first Disney+ marvel miniseries, just because I thought it might be a self-contained story, unlike all of the other ones.

adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 5 May 2022 16:08 (two years ago) link

I hate to sound like a broken record but… this show rules

castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2022 16:38 (two years ago) link

xps

Moon Knight almost had two crossovers with the MCU, but showrunner Mohamed Diab has explained why they were cut from the show. https://t.co/w7j5fcwUVW pic.twitter.com/pD0a86BRiQ

— IGN (@IGN) May 5, 2022

groovypanda, Thursday, 5 May 2022 21:14 (two years ago) link

Yeah, full io9 interview here with a lot of info:

https://gizmodo.com/marvel-moon-knight-disney-finale-producer-interview-1848882606

Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 May 2022 00:43 (two years ago) link

Anyway, I have seen the Dr. Strange and it is strange! And mad! Thanks you're a great crowd.

No spoilers: I liked how there were definite old school pulpy and 70s horror vibes at play throughout, even through to the end credits. It's a good mid-range MCU entry and I mean that positively. Having seen Spider-Man: No Way Home doesn't hurt and it definitely helps if you've seen WandaVision though I suppose you could manage. Yes there are cameos, etc. etc.

The only other thing I'll add: the best person had the absolute best last word.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 May 2022 00:46 (two years ago) link

can you tell me anything about the Sam Raimi of it all … is he buried in the Marvelness or thriving?

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 May 2022 01:51 (two years ago) link

seems all crap

I was hoping they’d go full shill, time the end with Thor movie, and the GOD KILLER character would pop up and just waste half the Egyptian dynasty

mh, Friday, 6 May 2022 03:11 (two years ago) link

xpost -- Oh there is Raiminess as mentioned. And some of the gore is truly hliarious gore. It's unmistakably an MCU film but again, just enough going on to be off-center from it.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 May 2022 03:19 (two years ago) link

I’ve got absolutely no impulse or need to see Marvel movies in the theater now. Just, give me something pulpy that pops on the big screen, or something that feels like a good innovative film. I guess if I really just want to see a movie it’s fine, but I’m kind of just out

mh, Friday, 6 May 2022 03:28 (two years ago) link

me however: IN

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 May 2022 03:33 (two years ago) link

I enjoyed the new film, partially just to be able to experience new Raimi-ness in a theater. Without spoiling anything, one of the villains is dispatched in a VERY Raimi manner that had me burst out laughing and say aloud “fuck yeah! This is why you hire Sam Raimi!”

You will know this moment when you see it.

Also, I was wondering if they got Joe Loduca to do the score, turns out it’s Danny Elfman.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 6 May 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link

Also, hella credit to Taika Waititi(or his music supervisor) for being able to have consecutive Hollywood franchise trailers that _don’t_ have a cover of a recognizable tune done in a slowed-down, piano-plinky, breathy female vocalist in a different key.

It’s like we’re in another era like the mid 80s when they had a lot of then-current bands cover 60s hits for film soundtracks, a la “Lost Boys”

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 6 May 2022 20:05 (two years ago) link

I'd like a breathy cover of "That Thing You Do"

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 6 May 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link

Let’s talk more about Moon Knight and it ruling

The shot of Layla jumping off a building and kicking Ethan Hawke in the head was as joyous a moment as any I can remember in a superhero movie

This show also made me enjoy watching Ethan Hawke for the first time possibly ever! Tempted to check out The Good Lord Bird now

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 6 May 2022 21:53 (two years ago) link

Had a blast at Dr Strange... It IS sort of a bit crap in that all the characters have been flattened out into nothingness in Feige’s quest to set up the next phase of the MCU, but it was still a lot of fun for what it was - really enjoyed Sam Raimi vomiting his Sam Raimi-ness all over the multiverse. and glad he managed to piss off a bunch of marvel fanboys in the process - just read one review that compared the movie’s treatment of the Illuminati to The Last Jedi in its lack of reverence loooollll.

And bless him for making a superhero fllm that’s less than two hours long.

Roz, Saturday, 7 May 2022 15:27 (two years ago) link

DRS2 Might be in the upper quartile of marvel movies? Like maybe it’s recency bias

"This show also made me enjoy watching Ethan Hawke for the first time possibly ever!"

not a fan of the Before Sunrise/Sunset films?

akm, Saturday, 7 May 2022 23:21 (two years ago) link

Seeing Strange tonight. Will be hard to top MoonKnight which is clearly top-tier Marvel IMO.

akm, Saturday, 7 May 2022 23:22 (two years ago) link

This was a notable enough, mainly because of Raimi. Didn’t like the first 15 minutes at all though, throwing you in like that was simply confusing and weird. I did think it was interesting to release this on Mothers Day weekend given the Wanda plot.

akm, Sunday, 8 May 2022 05:57 (two years ago) link

No idea why that autocorrected to “notable”. I meant it was enjoyable enough.

akm, Sunday, 8 May 2022 05:58 (two years ago) link

god they really hate Wanda huh

what a waste of the Yesterday Quest material… and of America Chavez… and of Stephen Strange really

some fine shots tho. the beach stairway in particular was sublime, and the let’s call it spirit cloak really worked and hinted at what I’d hoped for in a Raimi MCU joint

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Sunday, 8 May 2022 12:52 (two years ago) link

There's a fair amount of Raimi horror in this as well, the shots of the charred bodies, revived dead bodies; it feels more Raimi than the original Spiderman movies, for instance.

There's also that fun sequence where they fall through about 15 universes in a row which is a hoot and reminded me of, of all things, the scene in the Pixar movie The Good Dinosaur where the kid and the dino eat hallucinogenic berries and you get a quick cut of total insanity.

akm, Sunday, 8 May 2022 14:40 (two years ago) link

I loved Strange 2 a lot

I figured there was no good way for Wanda to be anything other than an antagonist given the way WandaVision ended but it was still very sad and tragic that they couldn’t find a path for redemption for her given everything she went through. The scene where she was terrifying Billy and Tommy while repeating “I’m not a monster” was heartbreaking; like, of course you are a monster, look at why you did not only in your universe but in all of these others. Look at what you did to the Illuminati. Look at what grief drove you to do. I enjoyed the story for what it was but I wished they’d made a different choice, even though when she started slaughtering sorcerers it was obvious that she was gone. Hell, it was obvious she was gone at the end of WandaVision.

castanuts (DJP), Sunday, 8 May 2022 20:25 (two years ago) link

thank u sam raimi for the runtime
love him for that

personally I loved the Raimi-ness - the middle section was very “Dr Strange Me To Hell” and i dug the hell out of it

is this the first marvel movie with actual blood in it?

however i found a lot of the story kinda baffling & very hard to lock into, lot of ppl just saying nonsensical things imbued w deep meaning and me being like uh huh ok sure

and i didnt get why Wanda has to have this (to me) massively eyeroll storyline when we’ve kinda done a version of this already?

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 May 2022 22:21 (two years ago) link

Am amused that both this and The Suicide Squad both had big ol’ eyeballs suffering horrible fates.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 May 2022 22:52 (two years ago) link

yes! i loled v hard

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 May 2022 22:55 (two years ago) link

Verily did I lolz loudly at the flying eyeballs, yes

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 8 May 2022 23:21 (two years ago) link

Meantime, new promo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8usJNFvVS4

Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 May 2022 02:45 (two years ago) link

lmao

Just saw Dr. Strange 2, why was Professor X in a Zamboni?

— voudou’s dad (@fullblackarmor) May 9, 2022

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 May 2022 03:43 (two years ago) link

I know it's cheesy, but I love a good "you never told me her name, did you?"

There's a fair amount of Raimi horror in this as well, the shots of the charred bodies, revived dead bodies; it feels more Raimi than the original Spiderman movies, for instance.

Yeah, the relatable zombies too, but especially the spirits!

I saw it in a quiet cinema on purpose, but I kind of wish I'd been in somewhere loud on a Saturday night to experience Black Bolt blowing his own head up. I wonder if there was a "I can kill all of these superheroes, right?" conversation (I'm also kind of assuming that Sam Raimi had a hand in the script).

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 15 May 2022 19:42 (two years ago) link

finally finished moon knight — pretty good. i appreciated its stand-alone nature

hadn’t realized that ethan hawke is turning into nick nolte

also dag is the layla actress stunning

mookieproof, Monday, 16 May 2022 11:04 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gim2kprjL50

groovypanda, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 10:02 (two years ago) link

that looks great! love Tatiana Maslany <3

Roz, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 13:08 (two years ago) link

First nine episode arc since WandaVision too.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 14:13 (two years ago) link

I love Maslany and I've been really excited for a She-Hulk series, but the CGI for her looks like complete ass. It's weird, because Ruffalo's Hulk still looks good (guessing they still have rendering from Endgame), but Maslany's She-Hulk is really uncanny valley looking shit.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 14:15 (two years ago) link

big woman pick up man

mh, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 14:41 (two years ago) link

Hopefully the CGI will be better in the actual show?

I haven't watched a single Marvel series but I have a thing for strong tall women so I will probably try this one.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 15:12 (two years ago) link

ruffalo’s hulk has always looked fake as shit imo

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 16:06 (two years ago) link

Having seen (and enjoyed) Moon Knight i would doubt the CGI gets better

While I am not a She-Hulk scholar, I’ve read some of the comics, and these criticisms were surprising to me:

Since her introduction in The Savage She-Hulk #1 in the 1980s, Jennifer Walters has been a frustrating character for a lot of comic readers because she is surrounded by regressive stereotypes. While Bruce Banner becomes a massive, mostly terrifying, green monster when he hulks out, Jennifer transforms into a sexy 6’7” muscular green lady that is almost always drawn in perverse, sexualized poses. Most of her comic runs feature her half-dressed, shielding her naked body with a newspaper, or bikini-clad on the covers. She often looks like the nighttime fantasies of a particular subset of comic book readers. Like most of the women in Marvel Comics, she has also been romantically linked with a long list of partners, and even referred to as “sloppy seconds” when torn between prominent Marvel characters. The She-Hulk trailer doesn’t seem to shy away from that, unfortunately, they just repackage it in slightly more appealing ways.

Bob Dylan's iconic Ray Ban sunglasses (morrisp), Friday, 20 May 2022 04:14 (two years ago) link

John Byrne is kind of villain

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 20 May 2022 14:55 (two years ago) link

excited for the results of this poll

rob, Friday, 20 May 2022 15:04 (two years ago) link

Roffle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go8nTmfrQd8

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:38 (two years ago) link

Hardly a new innovation but I do appreciate how this poster design is clearly meant to be seen, slightly scuffed around the edge, via a plastic security case surrounding the VHS it's on back in 1986.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,pg_1,q_60,w_965/5798f0f9f87c060750e2ca49f1885248.jpg

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:59 (two years ago) link

Gwar show looking good

i saw the preview for thor love and thunder today and it got me thinking about how the existence of the norse gods in canon in the marvel cinematic universe. so then does everyone on earth worship the norse gods? and if not, why not? like if you know thor actually exists, why are you still worshiping the christian god or allah or whoever else? i assume this has been discussed ad nauseum but i am not a comic book person, sorry.

na (NA), Sunday, 29 May 2022 22:38 (two years ago) link

At the end of "The Eternals" there is a giant cosmic space god that appears hovering over earth, you'd think that would raise a few questions among the faithful, too.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 29 May 2022 23:46 (two years ago) link

xp I don’t know about the MCU, or how things may have changed in the regular Marvel Universe over time… but the original (1983) Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe entry for Thor says, “Identity: Publicly known, although the general public of earth does not believe him to be the god that was worshiped by the Vikings.”

subject matter expert (morrisp), Monday, 30 May 2022 02:12 (two years ago) link

(similarly, the entry for Sif, from the Deluxe Edition published a few years later (which I grabbed at random) — “Identity: Publicly known on Asgard and on Earth, although the general populace of Earth tends not to believe she is a goddess”

so I think most Earthlings in the Marvel universe don’t know that the Norse or Hellenic gods are “real”)

subject matter expert (morrisp), Monday, 30 May 2022 02:17 (two years ago) link

(although interestingly, the OG entry for Hercules just says, “Identity: publicly known”)

subject matter expert (morrisp), Monday, 30 May 2022 02:19 (two years ago) link

the comics kind of establish there are groups that do worship particular gods, or act cult-like at times, but since there are multiple pantheons of gods that are apparently real (norse, greek, roman, egyptian, +++) it’s just like “oh these are real but since we see them they’re just like, lesser gods or mythical superheroes”

some of the comics occasionally imply that the “real god(s)” worshipped by modern people exist, and they’re on an unseen higher plane of existence, but these are also comics who have cosmic entities so lol

mh, Monday, 30 May 2022 15:13 (two years ago) link

Yeah, Marvel has an entire cosmology of god-entities

subject matter expert (morrisp), Monday, 30 May 2022 15:37 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link

thanks all for making the effort to explain the theology of marvel to me, i genuinely find this kind of stuff (the implications of epic world-building on the lives of the normal people in that world) really interesting (honestly, more interesting than the epic parts of the story)

na (NA), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 13:43 (two years ago) link

I also find that interesting, and would like to see stories dealing with the inevitable PTSD the average New Yorker has what with frequent alien invasions and randomly getting snapped out of existence

I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 16:26 (two years ago) link

There were posters advertising a post-Snap PTSD hotline in one of those Spider-Man movies. Marvel should do a series with, like, a psychiatrist helping ppl out.

subject matter expert (morrisp), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 17:42 (two years ago) link

I mean, there was a whole scene with Steve Rogers in a support group for survivors of the snap.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 17:45 (two years ago) link

Damage Control but for PTSD

mh, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 17:54 (two years ago) link

And Tony Stark was having panic attacks after the first Avengers movie

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link

lol

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 00:02 (two years ago) link

I promise never to start another MCU thread.

WmC, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 00:06 (two years ago) link

The Thor trailer is pretty good, but not enough Jane (IMO). Also, it doesn’t seem to really capture the depths of Odinson’s “unworthiness,” but I guess we’ll see how they treat that.

subject matter expert (morrisp), Friday, 3 June 2022 06:04 (two years ago) link

First episode of Ms Marvel out tomorrow

groovypanda, Tuesday, 7 June 2022 08:10 (two years ago) link

Super late on this, but finally saw Dr. Strange. Absolutely loved it, so much fun. The first 20 minutes or so kinda dragged and had me nervous, but it really took off from there. Raimi did a great job mixing the visuals, horror and campiness (particularly loved the Fantasia nod and the Raimi-verse cameo). It was fun enough to overcome the shoehorning in of references to most of the Disney TV shows.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 14:06 (two years ago) link

loved multiverse of madness for the most part even though the script/plot seem worse and worse from a distance. give me necromancy and eyeballs popping out of sockets and my standards lower accordingly

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 14:09 (two years ago) link

^^ otm

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 14:10 (two years ago) link

i've aggressively tried to ignore every marvel property over the past five-six years but pretty much every major character came off like they'd been written into a corner, not just wanda (though especially wanda)

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 14:16 (two years ago) link

Loved Ms Marvel. So much fun and some genuine irl lol moments.

Really like how they use the TV shows to try things they probably couldn't do in the movies.

groovypanda, Wednesday, 8 June 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link

I enjoyed the continual cartoons.
& liked the fact that this was a high school age muslin girl from a pakistani background. For ages I wondered if there were any US population from the subcontinent since they seemed to get absolutely zero coverage. I was actually thinking nobody from that background there when I was a teen, surprised i hadn't met any there when visiting my UN dad. Though maybe him being Kenyan was significant. Now have heard about historic discrimination against what would then be Indian populations dating back to the 19th century in US & Canada. & popular tv appearance has grown over last couple of decades. Still pretty marginal from what current US tv I see but there actually are characters appearing from the various countries around the area that didn't seem to be represented at all before.

I enjoyed this and want more as soon as the episode ends so have to wait til next week . Need to work out how she got to become a Ms Marvel if Carol Danvers exists or is she off on the far side of the universe.
This was fun.

Looking forward to seeing what they did with She Hulk cos I do enjoy Tatiana Maslany.

Stevolende, Thursday, 9 June 2022 10:50 (two years ago) link

Now got to think. is the family overly stereotyped. Are these character types overly white gaze. Is the comic and the tv series both written by somebody from a background with the right gaze. Appears to be , so hope it doesn't come across as overly catering to misunderstamdomg amd hope they keep the balance right.

Seemed to be handled quite well I thought but is that from an external gaze.

I was just thinking there was a cliche in the States that people would continually ask black English people to stop putting on the accent. Think this was because there was little UK fictional tv with black characters before a certain point too. So not sure if I was just not seeing Indian characters on US tv that wasn't getting to the UK

Stevolende, Thursday, 9 June 2022 11:13 (two years ago) link

This is India-specific, but there's an infographic here:
https://www.migrationpolicy.org/article/indian-immigrants-united-states-2019

mh, Thursday, 9 June 2022 14:56 (two years ago) link

ok that's interesting. My teens would be between 1980 and 1990 so I wasn't as wrong at the time as much as i had assumed. THought it was just deep under representation connected to racism but it was minority population due to the same. LIke I know there was some population around for a long time but seems like they clamped down on brown people who didn't come in as their supposed commodity. Not great legacy, hope tehy are flourishing now.

Stevolende, Thursday, 9 June 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link

Now got to think. is the family overly stereotyped. Are these character types overly white gaze.

not pakistani or american, but this western-educated muslim girl thought the depiction of the khans felt fairly authentic - Quranic verses as home decor is v real, and so is having that one sibling who is super religious but pretty cool at the same time

really liked this - thought the pacing felt a bit weird/rushed, but it worked with all the gimmicky camerawork and animated background visuals

Roz, Friday, 10 June 2022 04:25 (two years ago) link

Giddy fun, I’d say, with many resonances that others would feel more deeply than I ever could.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 June 2022 05:18 (two years ago) link

I wondered if there were any US population from the subcontinent

I have a weird view of this because I grew up in an extremely white town where essentially the only POC were the children of local doctors and faculty / grad students at the university and most of them were Indian / Pakistani / Sri Lankan. Like the only non-white kids in my grade consistently from kindergarten through 12th grade had parents who immigrated from india, and I know way more about hinduism than judaism, for example, because the one jewish kid moved away in 3rd grade.

joygoat, Friday, 10 June 2022 16:23 (two years ago) link

Watched the first episode with my kids… I thought it was pretty good, and some of the touches were creative. As with Hawkeye, the acting felt like a weak point to me (I guess Marvel doesn’t focus on that too much) – her parents were good, though.

Bonus “Trust A Bro” truck sighting in the end credits…

Creature Catcher (Live) (morrisp), Saturday, 11 June 2022 21:54 (two years ago) link

Is the white kid in MsM canonical

Like, from the comic? Bruno is a character, yeah

Creature Catcher (Live) (morrisp), Friday, 17 June 2022 04:01 (two years ago) link

(he’s different there, but so is Kamala)

Creature Catcher (Live) (morrisp), Friday, 17 June 2022 04:01 (two years ago) link

Ty. I want the character to go away and focus on the fun friendship between the female leads is all

a friend who lived with me in Jersey City accurately noted that although there are no noticeable "filmed in Jersey City" shots, the _feel_ of the show is extremely accurate to JC. Fun fact, there's a reference to the street corner i once lived on, though the setting is entirely wrong.

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 June 2022 06:29 (two years ago) link

Xp Does Marvel/Disney think it needs to have at least one prominent white male character to get that audience?

Hoping people are more enlightened. But is that a factor.
May affect how prominent that character is? Or he may already be a dynamic in the comics, though possibly for a similar reason.
Not sure how things like that work. Are kids still likely to go eurgh it's a girls' /boys' comic so I can't be seen with it. Or it depicts an ethnicity other than WASP white so it'll be marginalised.
Hope not.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 21 June 2022 07:21 (two years ago) link

Really hoping that it is becoming less of a thing that one might need to have a white character to get a white audience.

Seems a little archaic and if it was an invented new character inserted to do that a really bad step. |BUt wondered if it was still something deemed necessary by management when the comic book version appeared.

So interesting to see the sidekick being one of the very few white people in the episode this week. Most of the others were in the Men in Black group I think.
Still enjoying this greatly.

Hoping this is the beginning of something longer term for the younger cast. Have no idea what Asian shows are on US tv at the moment outside of this. Or characters in other popular tv beyond Silicon Valley and Master of None etc. Hope things are building from there though. Hoping more roles are going to people of the right ethnicity not white actors in make up or totally different ethnicities who the makers hope the audience won't notice. I'm assuming black characters in this are intentionally black.

Stevolende, Thursday, 23 June 2022 11:32 (two years ago) link

Thought it was interesting Disney used MIA a few eps ago

Gosh the latest episode was so good. Could have just been a hang with the Karachi family episode alone and I would have loved it.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 June 2022 06:13 (two years ago) link

Well we got Thor coming up and all but meantime they're filming more Loki and the wide tie-ins and obscure characters? They're there.

i think they’re shooting loki by the noël theatre in london rn pic.twitter.com/dId6JUdKpx

— sasha 🇺🇦 (@LOVE1SNOTENOUGH) July 3, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 15:12 (two years ago) link

LA Times review of TLaT is lukewarm, though somewhat positive. Still theater-averse, will see it on blu in Sept or Oct. As a long-timer, anything big screen is compared to Nicholas Hammond spewing a rope net, so have yet to be roundly disappointed by a MCU film.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 15:53 (two years ago) link

Seeing publicists comparing it with Batman and Robin to try and improve its reputation won't fill most people with hope (unless like me you love B&R).

xp That’s a well-written review; I like Justin Chang. And lukewarm for sure

Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 05:11 (two years ago) link

Having just seen it: utterly ridiculous and therefore perfectly enjoyable, a wonderful B-movie and I mean that as praise. Plus, very metal.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 July 2022 00:36 (two years ago) link

circling back to say the most recent ep of Ms Marvel was terrific, especially the casting of her great great grandparents just wow. I wasnt aware of Fawak Khan or Mehwish Hayat before now but LORD no wonder they are such stars in Pakistan: holy wow the camera loves them. Also they should do something together ASAP because whoa chemistry much u guys?

also similar to the way Moon Knight portrayed Egypt, props for not putting a piss-yellow filter over everything in Karachi & letting all of its wonderful color & vibrancy come through

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 July 2022 00:52 (two years ago) link

*Fawad

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 July 2022 00:52 (two years ago) link

pretty great yeah.
THis isa 6 episode run isn't it? Just seems like there's a lot to do with one episode left if so. Does that mean we are almost bound to get a series 2 please.
Am enjoying this. & hope it does mean things don't need to be quite so eurocentric. Has the costume character actually got a name yet. Was wondering how she could be a Ms Marvel at the same time Carol Danvers was known to be, or has she vanished as far as people stuck on earth are concerned? Like to the far reaches of teh Universe or something.

Hope the standard for MTVU remains as high and growing.

Stevolende, Friday, 8 July 2022 08:46 (two years ago) link

Carol Danvers is Captain Marvel and always has been in the MCU; she was only ever Ms. Marvel in the comics

castanuts (DJP), Friday, 8 July 2022 15:21 (two years ago) link

Really enjoyed Thor. Taika seems to truly understand its inherent ridiculousness, but also when and when not to lean in. Bits of it reminded me of Gilliam's "Baron Munchausen.'

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 July 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link

I have to alert everyone that the making of Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness special on Disney+ is hosted by Bruce Campbell.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 July 2022 23:08 (two years ago) link

they've officially reached the point where I was able to guess halfway through the movie exactly who would show up in the mid-credits sequence

the ending was kind of rote and corny, but there were some moments here and there. the highlight of Thor: L&T for me was probably the fast-paced battle scene with flashes of color. somehow managed the frantic quick-cut style reminiscent of a Michael Bay movie while still being legible, possibly because the camera wasn't two feet away from the characters

mh, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 15:34 (two years ago) link

Ms Marvel ended very well. Great series I thought and I am really looking forward to the movie now. And boy were they dropping hints left and right at the end there (and not hiding it).

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 July 2022 06:01 (two years ago) link

While there was a lot to like, I didn't think so much of the end of Ms. Marvel and it became my least favourite of the Disney+ MCU series. I thought the series started out pretty great, although I wasn't too keen on having another coming-of-age teenage girl with an overprotective/controlling family story following Encanto and Turning Red, this was very much saved by having a great cast, very well done setting/depictions of culture and a very unique, distinguishing style (drawings and emojis coming to life).

The great cast, especially Iman Vellani herself, and the cultural stuff stayed strong until the end. However, that style thing was hardly present anymore - maybe in the last 2 episodes only with the school board planning?

It was the story which got me less and less invested. I didn't think the Djinn were very compelling villains to begin with and the shift to Damage Control as the opposition in the final episode also fell quite flat to me - it seemed like such unnecessary escalation. I did like a lot that Sheikh Abdullah said "If someone treats you as their enemy, that doesn't give you the right to treat them as yours.", but I feel they could have done more with this (especially seeing as Damage Control are not 'villains'; wouldn't have bad intentions)
I also thought that the series featured not one but two drastic U-turns which weren't done very well. One: the Djinn being sympathetic, asking Kamala for her help, then Kamala saying 'Well, it might be dangerous, I have to think about it' being taken by Namja as 'What? She won't help us! We're going to kill her!'; the other: Kamala's mother (and other relatives)' shift from being overprotective to over-supportive.

Mixed feelings regarding Bruno's reveal in the final scene. An intriguing setup with a very cool music effect, but it didn't seem all that dynamic to me. So I take it that Bruno is a typical old-school Comic Book scientist who is an expert on all fields of technology, biology and chemistry? Seems strange that he would be able to discover these details.

Not a big gripe, but I still wouldn't know exactly why they opted to change Ms. Marvel's powers to a purple display version of Quasar (who, admittedly, is a white/yellow display rip-off of Green Lantern).

All that said, I am looking forward to seeing more of the character in The Marvels.

Valentijn, Thursday, 14 July 2022 10:05 (two years ago) link

Thor: Love & Thunder on the other hand got very high marks from me. Absolutely loved it. At times they went a bit over the top with cracking jokes and being silly throughout everything and despite everything, but I didn't really mind as I had to laugh a lot and the movie completely landed with me with a downright beautiful finale (and a post-credit scene fulfilling a long-time wish of mine).

Valentijn, Thursday, 14 July 2022 10:10 (two years ago) link

Agreed about Ms. Marvel. The storytelling was extremely weak but the show was saved primarily by its dedication to the focus on family and culture.

Of all the sloppy issues it had in the story I agree that the worst of all was “help us get home” “ok this a lot let me process it” “ok we waited literally 100+ years so we really are anxious to finally leave but hey another day should also be pretty trivial I suppose” “cool cause my brother is getting married like tomorrow so maybe we circle back right after that?” “What?! Fuck you we’re just going to kill you”

Humanizing them in their introduction and then suddenly turning them into ruthless one dimensional goons for the rest of their appearances just because of a tiny scheduling delay for a pretty understandable reason. There were better ways to demonstrate their impatience and have it escalate into fun fight scenes.

Evan, Thursday, 14 July 2022 11:17 (two years ago) link

So Marvel went all in on announcements, huh?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 July 2022 02:55 (two years ago) link

But no mutant stuff, huh?

slide into my KMFDMs (morrisp), Sunday, 24 July 2022 03:02 (two years ago) link

(didn’t mean to echo yr “huh”)

slide into my KMFDMs (morrisp), Sunday, 24 July 2022 03:03 (two years ago) link

Okay, that last Phase Six film is exactly what I'd been expecting/hoping that all of this multiversal nonsense would lead up to and I'm re-psyched about the MCU. Not that I expect the movies to top the comics (that particular storyline and the build-up to it being among the best mainstream comics of the century imo) but still. It gives the sense that there actually is a bigger plan.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Sunday, 24 July 2022 03:09 (two years ago) link

Too bad Hasselhoff’s aged out of playing the Beyonder.

slide into my KMFDMs (morrisp), Sunday, 24 July 2022 03:49 (two years ago) link

can someone summarize so that i dont have to sit through a powerpoint please and thank you #lazy

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 July 2022 04:14 (two years ago) link

ty

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 July 2022 04:31 (two years ago) link

Okay, that last Phase Six film is exactly what I'd been expecting/hoping that all of this multiversal nonsense would lead up to and I'm re-psyched

……..when is Phase Six

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Sunday, 24 July 2022 05:52 (two years ago) link

It's after Phase Five but before Phase Seven.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Sunday, 24 July 2022 10:58 (two years ago) link

this is everything that's wrong with marvel (there shd be no phase five)

mark s, Sunday, 24 July 2022 11:01 (two years ago) link

Phase 4: Ants, Man

nashwan, Sunday, 24 July 2022 11:43 (two years ago) link

I guess they showed an Ant-Man trailer, and Guardians 3 trailer, but opted not to share them yet. No clips of The Marvels, either, I don't think. Black Panther 2 trailer introduces Namor. She-Hulk hints at the return of Daredevil (who is getting a new show). This is a ton of stuff. I haven't even finished Ms. Marvel or Moon Night.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 July 2022 14:25 (two years ago) link

Went down a twitter rabbit hole (thanks, algorithm) wondering if no show or movie has referenced the giant space gods in The Eternals because 1) they take place before The Eternals 2) they (either the other movies or The Eternals) take place in a different timeline or 3) they're trying to pretend The Eternals don't exist.

there have now been three Marvel movies that have taken place since Eternals, and somehow no one has once mentioned how the Earth now has this dude sticking out of it pic.twitter.com/oIU9FrHJZO

— Mike Murphy (@mcwm) July 25, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 13:28 (two years ago) link

They had a couple of Celestials hanging out in Zeus's place in the new Thor movie, and a Celestial statue's head almost crushes the Asgard kids at the end, so they're in there. Maybe it's more of a 'huh, that happened' (after half the earth's population dissolved and then reappeared five years later, a dude sticking out of the earth may be 'and in the lighter side of the news...' worthy).

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 14:15 (two years ago) link

That single shot in the Wakanda Forever trailer where they're flying up to what looks like a frozen landscape looked vaguely like a frosty Celestial

mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 18:08 (two years ago) link

Also, is this wrong?

what a great commentary on society. Y’all know damn well this would be trending for a week, we’d all be doing the Tiamut Challenge, then some influencer will drink battery acid and then that’d be the new thing https://t.co/LDXLBPrQ60

— James III (@James3rdComedy) July 26, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 23:00 (two years ago) link

The other issue is, when we’re in postproduction, we don’t have a director of photography involved. So we’re coming up with the shots a lot of the time. It causes a lot of incongruity. A good example of what happens in these scenarios is the battle scene at the end of Black Panther. The physics are completely off. Suddenly, the characters are jumping around, doing all these crazy moves like action figures in space. Suddenly, the camera is doing these motions that haven’t happened in the rest of the movie. It all looks a bit cartoony. It has broken the visual language of the film.

like, if you were a director, wouldn't you ... not want some lowly spline jockey coming up with the shots for the climax of your movie?

death generator (lukas), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 01:24 (two years ago) link

(apologies to my friends who work in vfx who aren't reading this anyway, but you know what I mean)

death generator (lukas), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 01:24 (two years ago) link

I’m definitely in cherry-picking mode with the MCU. These announcements were met with a … shrug, honestly.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 01:37 (two years ago) link

That Vulture article was being discussed in my workplace; someone who has worked in VFX a long time had some interesting/detailed comments (it boiled down to, “this is both true and not true, some of it is not Marvel-specific”).

(I don’t work @ Marvel, ftr)

slide into my KMFDMs (morrisp), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 01:47 (two years ago) link

like, if you were a director, wouldn't you ... not want some lowly spline jockey coming up with the shots for the climax of your movie?

Multiple directors have said that they have turned down offers to make Marvel movies specifically for these reasons (which Marvel have pitched to them as positives).

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 03:55 (two years ago) link

telling directors not to worry about a lack of action movie directing because they've got people to do the action scenes always seemed kind of suspect, doubly so when the "people to do the action scenes" is a process of having underpaid vfx artists throw stuff at the wall until it sticks

mh, Wednesday, 27 July 2022 14:07 (two years ago) link

Wakanda Forever trailer is pretty incredible. Agreed about Hickman's saga being one of the best superhero runs ever.

gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 3 August 2022 07:53 (two years ago) link

I want to see Wakanda Forever, but also I kinda don’t.

https://gizmodo.com/disney-marvel-movies-vfx-industry-nightmare-1849385834

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 12 August 2022 00:42 (two years ago) link

Baby Groot shorts we saw were cute.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 August 2022 00:45 (two years ago) link

I’m very tired of all Marvel ventures, but everything in the trailer seemed good. I remembered the action at least being interesting in Winter Soldier, but even that one has the last act huge action set piece where it’s just a mess with all the fake sets and animated fights going off the rails

just keep it close, choreographed, and eschew that shit for once. that other recent article talking about the fight at the end of Black Panther solidified a lot of things I’d not quite thought about

mh, Friday, 12 August 2022 02:08 (two years ago) link

I thought it was when funny when my son started talking about the Submariner and my dad and his wife had no idea who that was. They thought he must be a guy who has a submarine.

President Keyes, Friday, 12 August 2022 14:01 (two years ago) link

I haven’t heard Namor called that in a long time!

(he actually eats submarine sandwiches)

Panda bear, my gentle friend (morrisp), Friday, 12 August 2022 14:10 (two years ago) link

The king of Atlantis and your friendly neighborhood Wawa

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 12 August 2022 14:12 (two years ago) link

is it submarine-er or sub-marry-ner?

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 12 August 2022 14:48 (two years ago) link

Quite enjoyed the first episode of She-Hulk (genuine lol at the post credits bit) and of course it's getting review bombed by angry, middle aged males.

CGI wasn't great but better than it was in the trailers and I'm definitely up for a weekly procedural Marvel show

groovypanda, Friday, 19 August 2022 10:33 (two years ago) link

yeah, really enjoyed it . Do enjoy Tas Mas . So long may she make humourous quirky semi sci fi.
I didn't know that Hulk was contagious in that way. Need to look up the comic book origin.
But yeah enjoying this.
So hope it is something that has a few seasons and all like that

Stevolende, Friday, 19 August 2022 10:40 (two years ago) link

I definitely enjoyed it, but it seems a bit basic (so far) and the jokes went took winky-winky too soon

The CGI is very Shrekky at times but I can ignore it

Lol that Ruffalo has a sexier chemistry with a character playing his cousin than with Scarlett Johansson

Ruffalo's movie acting energy vs. Maslany's TV acting energy sort of worked for the character dynamic though

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 19 August 2022 10:44 (two years ago) link

*too winky-winky

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 19 August 2022 10:44 (two years ago) link

And Hulk talking about Iron Man had a very "Sophia reminisces about Dorothy on Golden Palace" energy

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 19 August 2022 10:46 (two years ago) link

I thought this was corny and boring.

Maybe it’ll get better now that they got the Ruffalo shit over with

Panda bear, my gentle friend (morrisp), Saturday, 20 August 2022 06:23 (two years ago) link

Sort of unpleasant to look at!

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 20 August 2022 13:53 (two years ago) link

Was the CGI really cheap for a MCU show, or was it just me? We have a pretty decent TV, but I felt like I could see the greenscreen on everything, and something about the perspective/size of Ruffalo vs Maslany looked really strange, like a bad photoshop.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2022 04:38 (two years ago) link

while I didn’t adore She-Hulk I did feel like it captured a self-aware comedic tone that 70s/80s Marvel sometimes tapped into - like maybe it is the Steve Gerber vibe that I mean? and it is only a very light evocation of that vibe and not particularly funny/subversive - but if one Marvel series wants to try and play in that space then I’m at least provisionally interested

I thought the CGI actually did a pretty good job of capturing the She-Hullk I vaguely remember from the comics, it looked kinda cartoonish which - worked? for me anyway

the life of a rebo band is always intense (emsworth), Sunday, 21 August 2022 04:56 (two years ago) link

* and i think part of that vibe is that there are real people living in the real world doing real jobs like street-sweeping (and lawyering) and occasionally these super hero bozos are doing dumb shit in the background, which is just faintly ridiculous or bemusing to these regular joes

the life of a rebo band is always intense (emsworth), Sunday, 21 August 2022 05:02 (two years ago) link

I didn't mind the FX; motion capture human-hybrid monsters like the Hulk(s) basically epitomize the uncanny valley, anyway, and I enjoyed how She-hulk specifically sort of vacillated between human and cartoon.

I think this show and some like it exist at a kind of historical tech nexus, where they're still expensive and working with state of the art stuff (like those giant wraparound green screen sound stages I first learned about via "The Mandalorian"), but operating on a slightly smaller scale than the movies (because it's TV) that requires some smart cutting of corners. And then along comes covid at the same time, which I imagine further encouraged the FX people to explore ways to virtually assemble all manner of stuff. An actor filmed remotely over here, a set built over there, people acting and interacting together that may have never been in the same room, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 August 2022 13:44 (two years ago) link

captain america fucks

mh, Sunday, 21 August 2022 15:39 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Anyway, upcoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLEFqhS5WmI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZVTkn2NjS0

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 September 2022 01:25 (two years ago) link

i wanna put on the record that i am still watching and enjoying She-Hulk

meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Sunday, 11 September 2022 01:37 (two years ago) link

i was on the fence at first -love maslany but it felt too quippy & corny but this newest episode was really great so i am in

the drunk madisynn girl was hilarious

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2022 01:51 (two years ago) link

Secret Invasion looks cool but I’m still not subscribing

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 11 September 2022 02:01 (two years ago) link

Watching these in order with the family. BUT, is it agreed that Hulk, Iron Man 1&2, and Thor 2 are skippable?

Cow_Art, Sunday, 11 September 2022 02:53 (two years ago) link

Iron Man 1 is great imo

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2022 02:54 (two years ago) link

I was a total comic book nerd but missed most of these movies. It’s pretty fun seeing a drawn character perfectly realized on film.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 11 September 2022 02:54 (two years ago) link

Oops, i meant Iron Man 2&3. We watched Iron Man 1 to start and everybody liked it. It was almost too much for our 7 year old.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 11 September 2022 02:56 (two years ago) link

olivia colman!

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 September 2022 02:58 (two years ago) link

Thor was tonight and everybody enjoyed it. I loved seeing the Destroyer and the wife loved shirtless Thor. Plot didn’t feel as strong as Iron Man but there was way more eye candy.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 11 September 2022 02:59 (two years ago) link

Thor 2 is kinda muddy & not as good but it’s not terrible

Hulk is a weird oddity but i don’t hate it

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2022 03:11 (two years ago) link

Thor 2 was fine? I think part of the bad reputation is that the villain is supposedly way more interesting in the comics, but otherwise it really didn’t stand out as obviously worse or anything...

Evan, Sunday, 11 September 2022 03:18 (two years ago) link

I might watch those on my own just for kicks. This Hulk has nothing to do with the Ang Lee Hulk? I’ve seen neither.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 11 September 2022 03:18 (two years ago) link

both are worth seeing imo

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2022 03:21 (two years ago) link

It has nothing to do with Ang Lee's film. And it's increasingly relevant to the MCU (just confirmed this morning that the villain in the upcoming Thunderbolts movie made his one and only prior appearance in Incredible Hulk). It seems to be almost universally derided but I enjoy it as low-stakes fun trash.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Sunday, 11 September 2022 03:42 (two years ago) link

Just got round to seeing Thor L&T and its the first Taika film I have been a little disappointed in. Most hilarious part was Crowe's Con the Fruiterer accent, geez. I'm prob just an old grumpy cunt now, but "love saves everything" makes me blerk. Was funny in many parts though.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 11 September 2022 04:24 (two years ago) link

Not sure if its standard for all Marvel tv shows but She-Hulk has post credits scenes.

Stevolende, Sunday, 11 September 2022 06:16 (two years ago) link

Iron Man 3 is the best of the 3 imho, definitely not skippable (though not as far above 1 as 1 is above the very terrible 2)

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 11 September 2022 08:16 (two years ago) link

I hope this latest Thor is the end of the "I'm so meta and wacky" school of moviemaking but that's wishful thinking. Annoyingly dorky.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 11 September 2022 08:39 (two years ago) link

I like parts of the She-Hulk show but the quippy fourth-wall-breaking comments aren’t distinct enough from the default Whedonesque attempts at wit to really stand out. They just become redundant and annoying

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 11 September 2022 21:50 (two years ago) link

yeah it felt at first like the result of a series of focus groups that determined QUIPS THEY WANT QUIPS

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2022 22:08 (two years ago) link

Haven’t seen any of this, but fourth-wall-breaking quips were a core element of the Byrne series from 1989

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Sunday, 11 September 2022 22:44 (two years ago) link

figured that was likely

still it felt a bit corny in the execution at first but it’s grown on me

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2022 22:58 (two years ago) link

SH is sloppily paced for a workplace comedy

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 11 September 2022 23:12 (two years ago) link

Tatiana Maslaney is one of the most charismatic people I’ve seen on screen IMO

castanuts (DJP), Sunday, 11 September 2022 23:47 (two years ago) link

she’s so great in everything

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 September 2022 00:14 (two years ago) link

Watched the Incredible Hulk while folding laundry. The CGI was pretty rough, but I liked Norton more than I expected. He’s no Ruffalo, but I can’t hold that against him. Ruffalo in the MCU makes me extremely happy.

Cow_Art, Monday, 12 September 2022 00:58 (two years ago) link

They should do a multiverse thing where Norton and Bana show up and give Ruffalo a purple wedgie.

mosh pit insurance agent (morrisp), Monday, 12 September 2022 02:04 (two years ago) link

The design of Norton Hulk was repulsive. His little pinched face in that big head gave him a strange childish appearance, and the absurd amount of muscles was silly. Not the size of them, but the quantity. It’s as though his muscles had muscles.

Cow_Art, Monday, 12 September 2022 02:23 (two years ago) link

Oh I read a lot of the John Byrne series, so I knew the gag. The writing is such that it doesn’t differentiate enough between those(which made the character distinct) and default MCU speak

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 12 September 2022 06:10 (two years ago) link

Just got round to seeing Thor L&T and its the first Taika film I have been a little disappointed in. Most hilarious part was Crowe's Con the Fruiterer accent, geez. I'm prob just an old grumpy cunt now, but "love saves everything" makes me blerk. Was funny in many parts though.

Also saw this this weekend (with my son) and was also disappointed. Felt like they were trying too hard to be funny & wacky and so lots of it came off almost as a spoof. The whole Guardians bit felt especially phoned in.

My son loved the goats though.

groovypanda, Monday, 12 September 2022 06:27 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Tickets on sale...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z3QKkl1WyM

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 October 2022 14:28 (two years ago) link

Finally got around to watching Thor Love and Thunder this weekend and I think this was maybe the worst Marvel film I've seen.

silverfish, Monday, 3 October 2022 17:09 (two years ago) link

tapped out an hour in

I think I may be done with the MCU

Number None, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 12:44 (two years ago) link

"Thor" was fine but all the criticisms I've heard of it I also think are legit.

Speaking of tapped out, there is so much MCU out there, between the movies and the TV shows, that I've totally lost track. Finally finished "Moon Knight" because I forgot I hadn't. I think I'm a few episodes behind in "She-Hulk." Does "Werewolf" go live today? Tomorrow? No idea what movies are coming out in the next year (besides "Black Panther 2"). No idea what shows are coming up and when. And there still is no over-arching plot/villain, right? Just hints of several (Kang, more multi-verse, Krulls, etc.) as they keep adding characters.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 13:27 (two years ago) link

Thor was totally dumb and that's why I was watching it, to see some dumb shit.

Evan, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 13:54 (two years ago) link

The shows can be a little harder to stomach because their action/CGI budgets are smaller and their stories have more opportunities to be incoherent or less easy to ignore over the course of multiple episodes vs. a couple of hours. For instance Ms. Marvel had some charm but the story unraveled into a mess and the action felt proportionately cheap, so there wasn't a lot of incentive left to keep going aside from momentum (not to mention the unique Marvel-specific requirement to learn what events will effect the plot of the next movie).

Evan, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 14:01 (two years ago) link

I totally forgot about Ms. Marvel, too! I think I saw two (fine) episodes, so need to catch up.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 14:07 (two years ago) link

I keep up with nearly all of it but She-Hulk is where I've been slack. At this point -- and COVID kinda accidentally underscored it -- it's pretty clear that the growing center-of-pop-culture mania throughout the 2010s over the whole cycle can't be recaptured in full. But as long as there's interest and money there's going to be more.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 14:19 (two years ago) link

I've only really cared about the MCU since the tv shows started.

I really enjoyed Ms. Marvel, but we haven't watched beyond episode 3 of She-Hulk. My 11 year-old flat out told us he doesn't want to watch it anymore.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 14:23 (two years ago) link

new She-Hulk ep was quite fun this week

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 14:27 (two years ago) link

She-hulk is clearly not meant for the younger demo. Ms. Marvel target audience definitely skewed younger.

Evan, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 14:27 (two years ago) link

For sure, just notable for the first time my kid has ever expressed distaste for anything Marvel related.

I don't hate the show, we've just had less time to watch TV lately and we've finally cracked into The Americans, which is eating up what time we do have. I'll def return to She-Hulk, because I <3 Tatiana. It's just the first Marvel show to not feel like a "must watch".

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 14:43 (two years ago) link

For the most part, I've been enjoying the TV shows more than the movies lately, it feels like they are at least trying some new things there, even if they often don't really work.

Also it helps that my 9 year old daughter really liked Ms Marvel and now really likes She-Hulk, so it's fun that we have a show that we watch together every week.

silverfish, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 15:00 (two years ago) link

My 15-year old watches all the movies but outright refuses to watch the shows (no idea why).

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 15:07 (two years ago) link

Yeah, She Hulk has been really fun so far. I do like the fact that a lot of the tv shows feel more like comics and are trying different things to the movies.

groovypanda, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 15:07 (two years ago) link

I dont think anyone who works on she hulk understands pace or timing

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 15:08 (two years ago) link

They feel like shorts to me.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 15:09 (two years ago) link

not enough hulking and not enough lawyering and too much of “nobody likes jen, everybody loves she-hulk”
maslany so far is the only reason to keep watching

scanner darkly, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 17:17 (two years ago) link

because everybody likes maslany but why is she hulk?

mh, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 04:03 (two years ago) link

because captain marvel was already taken

i could not be happier abt this week’s she hulk 😍



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charlie cox as matt murdock daredevil barefooted whistling and humming doing the walk of shame the morning after having sex with jennifer walters in she-hulk attorney at law pic.twitter.com/QsEW5hcV13

— mcu reactions & clips (@reactmcu) October 6, 2022



terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 October 2022 05:02 (two years ago) link

lol loved that so much, although jen was right, should’ve ended the episode there. the change in mood at the end gave me whiplash

Roz, Friday, 7 October 2022 15:17 (two years ago) link

They needed to lead into the finale with increased tension.

Evan, Friday, 7 October 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link

"charlie cox as matt murdock daredevil barefooted whistling and humming doing the walk of shame the morning after having sex with jennifer walters in she-hulk attorney at law" sounds like an ai image prompt

Evan, Friday, 7 October 2022 15:31 (two years ago) link

Haven’t loved this so far – can I skip to the daredevil episode?

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 7 October 2022 21:45 (two years ago) link

Haven’t loved this so far – can I skip to the daredevil episode?

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 7 October 2022 21:45 (two years ago) link

Not MCU-related, but the latest She-Hulk comic collection, by Rainbow Rowell, is recommended. There’s not a lot of action (mostly dialogue), but it’s cute and funny, one of the better comics I’ve read in a while.

Linkin Bio (morrisp), Saturday, 8 October 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link

Haven’t loved this so far – can I skip to the daredevil episode?

FYI, my daughter changed her mind and decided to watch it, so I started over from the beginning. I'd only seen three episodes, but fwiw they were better the second time around.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 October 2022 16:32 (two years ago) link

i really wish it would drop all the internal arc stuff in favor of it being a full on romcom but it's otherwise the best marvel thing yet. The quality of the acting and the dialogue feels higher. The doxing of jen stuff mirrors the mariko tamaki adjectiveless "hulk" run from 2017 iirc, no one seems to be discussing that series. that had her connected with hellcat as a bff and i'm wondering if they're grooming ginger gonazaga for that role? I'd be good with that.

* best marvel TV thing yet

suggesting my friends who aren’t interested in the whole She-Hulk series watch the Donny Blaze/Madisynn/Wong episode

mh, Saturday, 8 October 2022 19:02 (two years ago) link

wedding episode is fun, too.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 October 2022 19:39 (two years ago) link

yeah that was def when it kicked into gear

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 October 2022 19:40 (two years ago) link

(xpost)

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 October 2022 19:40 (two years ago) link

"Werewolf by Night" was slight but enjoyable enough.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 9 October 2022 00:06 (two years ago) link

I was finding this show a bit too meta and glib, but the Daredevil episode was good, especially because of Leapfrog, what a twat.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 9 October 2022 00:28 (two years ago) link

RIBBIT AND RIP IT

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 October 2022 01:10 (two years ago) link

I wasn’t too into She-Hulk for most of its run, and my dislike of Love and Thunder made me wonder if I was finally done with the MCU (probably not, but anyway). But the last two episodes were really good! Great to see Matt again, Cox seemed super happy to be back in that role

Duane Barry, Sunday, 9 October 2022 01:37 (two years ago) link

Very very happy with Werewolf by Night

If Gael Garcia Bernal gets even a smidgen of MCU money - great
Impeccable casting of Harriet Sansom Harris
Short and sweet
60s-late 70s Marvel is my sweet spot so though horror comics not my top faves still happy
Cliched - perhaps - but Judy Garland is never something I will be unhappy about ( & Vera Lynn!)
and tribute to 30s b+w horror movies

I still just can’t believe my childhood comics are on screen so may overlook stuff just out of childhood dreams being realized in decent to great live-action (THO still bitter that my 2 faves as a kid (Scarlet Witch and Dr Strange) not been great in MCU)

BUT Werewolf was great fun,
She-Hulk been giving me many giggles, esp Walk of Shame

Not the majestic march to Endgame but nobody expected that to begin with so I’ll give em some space

Carry on

H in Addis, Sunday, 9 October 2022 15:37 (two years ago) link

Yeah, WWBN was fun. One of my favorite bits was the cue marks every few minutes on the "film."

DPRK in Cincinnati (WmC), Sunday, 9 October 2022 16:14 (two years ago) link

Heh, my older daughter asked me what those were.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 9 October 2022 17:16 (two years ago) link

So is there a running tally somewhere of just how many super people/creatures are running around the MCU?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 9 October 2022 17:33 (two years ago) link

omg Werewolf was great

lots of good stylistic references, i could watch it on repeat all day just for the ~look~

flaming tuba forever

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 05:35 (two years ago) link

Really fun. I just wish the other hunters felt a little more threatening/skilled.

Evan, Tuesday, 11 October 2022 13:27 (two years ago) link

We've been catching up on "Ms. Marvel," and while we're not done yet, I do love how all these shows keep literally expanding the MCU. Different cities, different countries, etc., in addition to the different characters. Related, fascinating to learn that the Karachi street scenes in "Marvel" were apparently filmed outside Bangkok!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 October 2022 13:30 (two years ago) link

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/blade-movie-on-hold-as-marvel-1235238872/

lol, yeah, really, you probably should have locked down that director and especially the script part before you started production.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 October 2022 17:53 (two years ago) link

Wow. She-Hulk finale was absolutely wild.

Loved those opening credits too.

groovypanda, Thursday, 13 October 2022 16:35 (two years ago) link

Another WWBN satisfied customer. Not 100% on Man-Thing's history - has he ever had a consciousness? I only know him/it as the "whoever knows fear burns at the Man-Thing's touch" / Nexus of All Realities shuffling beast, relatively mindless. I liked this Ted interpretation a lot.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 13 October 2022 17:00 (two years ago) link

jings

/Film can independently confirm that Harrison Ford will play Gen. Thunderbolt Ross in #Thunderbolts.https://t.co/BnI7ttWQPy

— /Film (@slashfilm) October 13, 2022

manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 14 October 2022 09:08 (two years ago) link

I thought the She-Hulk finale was excellent and set it well apart from all other series, obviously deliberately steered that way but in a very fitting way, done really well.
The entire series could sometimes frustrate me a little, as it had a 30m comedy/sitcom format but half of the episodes weren't really funny enough to match that style. But that finale and the Madisynn and DD episodes were really, really great.

Wasn't overwhelmed with Werewolf By Night myself. I did have a lot of appreciation for the way it was filmed, the classic horror style and especially all the lighting effects and enjoyed it enough, but overall the story, dialogue and characters didn't do much for me. Mind that while I'm a Marvel nut, I never got into their horror stuff/the source material for this at all. I do have got some good stuff with Elsa Bloodstone but I get that obviously nothing from Nextwave would fit in a feature like this.
The ww transformation scene did look amazing (the flickering lights and the shadow on the wall) but I thought his subsequent look was a bit disappointingly silly, although I know that it was very faithful to the comics.
Man-thing looked really good, but I had the same doubts as in body of a spider's hidden comment, I also am not aware of a conscious Man-Thing who responds to Ted Sallis' name. I'm not sure if I like this interpretation all that much - in the final scene with him and Jack, I found him a bit too similar to Groot like this..

Valentijn, Friday, 14 October 2022 09:27 (two years ago) link

Final She-Hulk was tons of fun. Did they only have Charlie Cox for a day? Because he did so little to hide his Irish accent I thought for a second he was leaving it on purpose.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2022 11:57 (two years ago) link

he's English

Number None, Saturday, 15 October 2022 23:35 (two years ago) link

huh. wonder what was up with his accent, we both heard Irish!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 October 2022 02:08 (two years ago) link

loved the she-hulk finale, super fun
and always glad for more charlie!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 October 2022 02:59 (two years ago) link

THe Druid's Ball Turner prize winning installation was on exhibition in Galway for a month and a half recently. In the film of the actual Ball held in Belfast there is a part of a performance by drag artist Rosa Tralee who uses the phrase that she has her divaship as part of a talk she is giving which turns into a chant when she takes the audience outside at the end of the night. So that was running through my head when She-Hulk was described as a Diva at the end.

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 October 2022 07:35 (two years ago) link

Ants ants ants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlNFpri-Y40

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 October 2022 17:35 (two years ago) link

kang kang kang

Caroline Polachek, there's money to be made!

Into me
Kang! and I go
Into you
Kang! and you go
Into me ...

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 24 October 2022 19:01 (two years ago) link

So! I watched No Way Home. I was not expecting....to be so moved by such a cynical way to join the three Spider-Men and their most iconic villains, especially since I've no attachments to the original films w/ the mild exception of Tobey Maguire's second try.

But I know the comics, and I forgot how well Willem Dafoe and Alfred Molina embodied their roles. I sorta wonder how the younger audience members several months ago responded when they appeared -- or even when Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire did.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2022 01:25 (two years ago) link

OTM, except for me it’s the first Raimi film (which I’ve found holds up well, even though it’s overlong).

Reese's Pisces Iscariot (morrisp), Wednesday, 26 October 2022 02:40 (two years ago) link

Rewatching Far From Home (that’s the second one, if you get the titles mixed up like I do)— it’s actually pretty good, it’s just the Mysterio parts that are a drag. I don’t like storylines where the good guys get “tricked” by a big, complicated deceit.

Reese's Pisces Iscariot (morrisp), Sunday, 6 November 2022 00:36 (two years ago) link

So...Wakanda Forever anyone? Given it's been such a full week with everything I almost feel like this just suddenly finally happened, but saw it Thursday: not the first film by default but not trying to be -- imagining what it would be like if Boseman hadn't passed and you can see how the bones of the story with Namor would have happened. Often a mood piece, an elegant extended farewell in many ways, down to the usual mid-credits scene.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 12 November 2022 18:03 (two years ago) link

I’m looking forward to seeing it soon - pretty much down for anything Coogler does at this point

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 November 2022 18:51 (two years ago) link

seeing it later today, a bit daunted by the running time and I'm overall feeling pretty disinterested in this franchise, but whatever.

akm, Saturday, 12 November 2022 21:52 (two years ago) link

I thought it was good, and for long stretches it even felt like a real movie, but it was also kind of slow and long and overly solemn (albeit for obvious reasons). Parts of it gave me "Eternals" vibes, tbh, though "The Eternals" was slow and long and really stupid, too, and "Black Panther 2" wasn't stupid. Mostly I like the idea of this movie of warring blue water people taking the wind out of the sails of next big movie about warring blue water people.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 November 2022 23:02 (two years ago) link

Oh, fwiw, this was the first movie in forever where the first theatre we went to was sold out through the end of the day, so we had to go somewhere else.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 November 2022 23:06 (two years ago) link

Ok this is very good. Agree that there are big chunks of this that feel like a real movie and not just a Marvel Entertainment.

akm, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:22 (two years ago) link

I read a pull quote from Armond White’s review of this and seriously why is he still alive but Chadwick Boseman is dead? Like if you wanted actual proof that life is capricious and random and that there’s no benevolent diety guiding things along a master plan, there you go

castanuts (DJP), Sunday, 13 November 2022 17:03 (two years ago) link

I wasn't expecting this to be as good as it is, partly because generally speaking I find Leticia Wright kind of annoying, but she carried this well and her dramatic work, particularly at the very end, was great. there are a lot of really great looking scenes in this and the underwater stuff comes across much more convincingly than similar stuff in Aquaman. Marvel films that touch on grander conspiracy themes have a tendency to get bogged down in plot machinations that I have a hard time following or recalling from one movie to the next but this moved along briskly without overt storytelling complications. I did think I had found a plot hole when it was over, but that was resolved about 60 seconds later in a mid-credits scene.

akm, Sunday, 13 November 2022 18:58 (two years ago) link

What was the plot hole?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 20 November 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

they never explained who the Best Boy was

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 21 November 2022 01:02 (two years ago) link

Nice interview on Why Marvel Films Look Like That

https://www.techwontsave.us/episode/142_why_visual_effects_look_the_way_they_do_w_julie_turnock

(ILM and because Jon Favreau really liked the look of “Empire Strikes Back”)

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 21 November 2022 01:13 (two years ago) link

xp Lol x3

"Mick Wall at Kerrang!" (morrisp), Monday, 21 November 2022 01:43 (two years ago) link

it's good that films are now putting their running times right there in the title

mark s, Monday, 21 November 2022 12:25 (two years ago) link

(heh, we made that joke at the dinner table yesterday.)

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 November 2022 13:17 (two years ago) link

It’s a deeply unfunny joke

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 21 November 2022 14:06 (two years ago) link

lot of weird critical soul searching from reviewers about "why don't i like wakanda forever more than i do, am i a bad person"

my main gripe is that they should have had Winston Duke say "fish man" more times because it was funnier every time

mh, Monday, 21 November 2022 18:57 (two years ago) link

"Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special" had its silly/sweet/stupid moments, but I'm not sure James Gunn should have boasted that it took him just a couple of hours to write.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 November 2022 17:35 (two years ago) link

the star wars holiday special took 48 hours on quaaludes to write

mh, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link

They seem to be ramping up the promo machine hype rhythm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3V5KDHRQvk

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 December 2022 00:47 (two years ago) link

Going big on the music there

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 December 2022 00:58 (two years ago) link

looks like a cross between two story arcs that they've teased (Rocket's past, Adam Warlock) and who knows, might work?

I feel like Gunn's attention is kind of split between projects and hopefully Pratt gets third or fourth screentime in this one

outside of MCU, if you have a chance to play the Guardians video game, I'd recommend it. kind of a rail-style adventure game that's competently executed across the board, with no real curveballs but a thought-out plot and funny Adam Warlock speeches in full alliteration mode and ridiculous Infinity saga trappings (that darn Magus!)

mh, Friday, 2 December 2022 01:24 (two years ago) link

oh, and the fact they land on what looks like earth with critters, probably the High Evolutionary?

mh, Friday, 2 December 2022 01:25 (two years ago) link

Didn't Gunn say he had this all scripted before Disney canned (and rehired) him? Hopefully that means he had it pretty well mapped out. Though in interviews I think he said this was more of a struggle than the other ones, but perhaps that's the subject matter and end of an era weighing on him.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 December 2022 03:26 (two years ago) link

wow, "In the Meantime" now as old as "Come and Get Your Love" was when Vol. 1 came out

sloop johnnin' skater (geoffreyess), Friday, 2 December 2022 04:28 (two years ago) link

yeah high evolutionary sounds about right.
why does everything accelerate into dark grim gritty, this shit should be vaguely amusing and do nothing more than that.

Pratt can't be funny anymore?

more crankable (sic), Friday, 2 December 2022 07:55 (two years ago) link

wow, "In the Meantime" now as old as "Come and Get Your Love" was when Vol. 1 came out


okay this is gonna have me fucked up for days

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 December 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link

Until you realise that 41 years is longer than 27 years and geoffrey was being funny

more crankable (sic), Friday, 2 December 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link

:( meant to hide tag

more crankable (sic), Friday, 2 December 2022 16:47 (two years ago) link

lol I can do the math. it’s still gonna have me fucked yo for days!

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 December 2022 17:55 (two years ago) link

aaand fu autocorrect. yo.

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 December 2022 17:55 (two years ago) link

well anyways good for royston langdon and now that spacehog has received the dramatic half-time nostalgia movie trailer treatment I guess I am old now, hello everyone see you at the rec center hope there is bread pudding today

Florin Cuchares, Saturday, 3 December 2022 04:45 (two years ago) link

new board: i love bingo

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 December 2022 05:06 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

And one last trailer for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WfTEZJnv_8

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 04:43 (two years ago) link

I am extremely hyped for this

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 20:03 (two years ago) link

KAAAAANG

mh, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 20:14 (two years ago) link

I love the juxtaposition of Michelle Pfeiffer's extreme gravitas and the classic goofy purple/green Kang costume

mh, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 20:17 (two years ago) link

(37 seconds in) What is with everyone in the Marvel universe having headgear that can instantly retract behind the back of their heads via button-push, by becoming digital particles no less, and yet these particles become armor helmets filled with mechanical parts and computer systems... and yet Iron Man is the only character that wields this universal techno-magic as his "power"? There oughta be whole armies that can instantaneously materialize weapons and tanks and armor if everyone's got one of these frickin helmets!!

Anyway I know it's just so the character in the action movie drama adventure can show their acting faces unobstructed for the audience's sake, but it might be the most disproportionately impressive technology that half of all the star characters seem to have at this point so I find it kind of funny from an in-universe standpoint.

Evan, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 21:00 (two years ago) link

I kinda don’t care about the MCU at this point - the blush has left the rose, the thrill is gone, and there’s too much to stay on top of - but I am HYPED for this one.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 21:02 (two years ago) link

(I’m kinda looking forward to Guardians 3, too)

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 21:04 (two years ago) link

i signed off after Black Widow, though I'm keeping an eye on the teevee stuff and will watch loki when it's back

Yeah if anything Loki is the series to watch before this comes out.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 21:16 (two years ago) link

phase 5 “surviving avengers not happy and want to change things back to how things were but instead make it worse and realize you can’t change the past” trope is getting a little tired at this point

scanner darkly, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 21:20 (two years ago) link

i assume there's gonna be an "old man" universe that connects with logan before too long

Deadpool 3 is just sitting there...

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 21:25 (two years ago) link

Trailer breakdown for those who desire it

https://gizmodo.com/ant-man-and-wasp-quantumania-marvel-trailer-breakdown-1849969494

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 21:28 (two years ago) link

This thread I guess is as good as any to hope for the best for Jeremy Renner. That accident sounds terrible. Two surgeries for blunt chest trauma and orthopedic injuries so far, likely lots of physical therapy to go (and that's the best case scenario).

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 January 2023 20:06 (two years ago) link

Doubtlessly he’s getting A+ care but damn sounds like it was potentially not survivable, so he was lucky.

Kinda related, watched Black Widow last night, first MCU I hadn’t seen, shockingly solid movie with more palpably intense action than i would have expected, which inevitably gave way to the almost-parodic inclusion of “sky fortress slowly plunging to earth” climax which seems to be the deal in every other of these flicks. It was sort of refreshing nonetheless, nice send off for SJ’s character, Pugh is fantastic and elevated the movie whenever she was in it from solid to very good, vv funny and as noted vv charismatic. Harbour was having fun, Weisz was good though I kinda felt like her character was inconsistent to a degree, Winstone was fine for what the role demanded (not much), he was kind of properly gross for the disgusting villain. I wish the film had sort of maintained the action style of the early portions, less of that bludgeoning MCU house style of the third act and more McQuarrie-era Mission: Impossible car chase close quarters fight scenes. But it went big scale and diminished at the end a bit.

omar little, Saturday, 14 January 2023 20:39 (two years ago) link

Would have been interesting to see how it landed in the alternate world of non-COVID (where it would have been about six weeks after No Time to Die).

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 January 2023 20:56 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is there a DCU thread?

Here are just a few of our plans. Up, up, and away! #DCStudios #DCU @DCComics pic.twitter.com/8XNDNLUEPq

— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) January 31, 2023

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 January 2023 20:34 (two years ago) link

This is what guy being promoted to management and doing on-tone management voice sounds like, damn

It’s like I’m at work here! I don’t hate any of this and I’d be ok assigned to one of these teams

mh, Wednesday, 1 February 2023 03:48 (two years ago) link

xpost There is indeed such a thread

James Gunn's DCU: Embracing the Morrisonverse

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 February 2023 03:50 (two years ago) link

Watching Multiverse of Madness right now… this one ain’t no Black Widow.

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Saturday, 11 February 2023 23:45 (two years ago) link

it’s good when it almost goes full Raimi imo

mh, Sunday, 12 February 2023 00:07 (two years ago) link

Whoa - an uneXpected appearance in this one scene

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Sunday, 12 February 2023 00:13 (two years ago) link

ooh just wait

mh, Sunday, 12 February 2023 00:17 (two years ago) link

Oh man, this sure does go full Raimi, lol! Fun stuff

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Sunday, 12 February 2023 00:50 (two years ago) link

Yeah it's a treat for sure.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 February 2023 00:59 (two years ago) link

the chekov’s gun in DSitMoM is pretty funny

mh, Sunday, 12 February 2023 01:26 (two years ago) link

Kind of a Multiverse of MacGuffins aspect to the plot, but yeah very clever/satisfying once it gets beyond that.

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Sunday, 12 February 2023 01:31 (two years ago) link

Still in a Marvel mood, I have now put on Love & Thunder. Opening scene very sad!

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Sunday, 12 February 2023 05:20 (two years ago) link

That one was a swing and a whoosh. I liked the final few scenes… wish the rest of the movie had measured up to them.

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Sunday, 12 February 2023 07:16 (two years ago) link

Yeah the Thor movie was a dud.

I watched Multiverse of Madness not too long ago and I generally recall enjoying it, but the details have completely evaporated from my mind.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Sunday, 12 February 2023 16:58 (two years ago) link

I’m a fan of the “source material,” and I see they paid Jason Aaron as a “consultant” (whatever that means)… maybe they should’ve hired him to actually write the screenplay (does that ever happen)?

The tone didn’t work, the jokes weren’t funny, the plot wasn’t engaging, you didn’t feel the gravity of Jane’s situation, it felt like nothing was at stake… (the special effects on the tiny planet were cool).

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Sunday, 12 February 2023 17:40 (two years ago) link

I think Ragnarok benefitted from a 'shoot the moon' exuberance, it was a reboot that made sense. Tonally Love and Thunder landed weird, like it was a good villain for a different movie.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 February 2023 18:33 (two years ago) link

I maintain that Love & Thunder was basically a riff on The Princess Bride where Korg=Peter Falk but that they didn't do enough to make the 'story told by unreliable goofball narrator' tone clear and that it was an unsuccessful experiment that would've worked better as a D+ series than as a tentpole film in the franchise.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Sunday, 12 February 2023 20:19 (two years ago) link

I am cool with GNR, but the amount of GNR content was bizarre!

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Sunday, 12 February 2023 20:27 (two years ago) link

Meantime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqcncLPi9zw

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 February 2023 00:02 (two years ago) link

that seems pretty superfluous, even as a childhood fan of the Evolutionary Wars

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 February 2023 03:01 (two years ago) link

Feige talks things

https://ew.com/movies/kevin-feige-marvel-phase-5-exclusive-interview/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 19:38 (two years ago) link

I want to know why all of their recent films are particularly bad looking. Is it because they've really leaned in to nobody being in the same room together, relying on green screens for even mundane scenes?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:13 (two years ago) link

Interesting interview. I didn't know he was involved in the X-Men movies.

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:28 (two years ago) link

When my kid hears GNR on the radio he says, “It’s the Thor band!”

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 20:36 (two years ago) link

you think YOU'RE thor

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 20:39 (two years ago) link

New Ant-Man getting some mixed (at best) reviews, and even the positive ones are pretty hedgy. I assume that it's probably more or less the same quality as all the most recent MCU movies, but who knows.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2023 20:56 (two years ago) link

people have to get tired of this shit sooner or later
i think marvel u sales went down the toilet right after the x everything 90's and hit bankruptcy in the 2000s so my theory is MCU will have roughly the same expiration timeline

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2023 21:12 (two years ago) link

I really like Jonathan Majors and will be happy to see him in a bunch of these, but I just don't see his Kang as being engaging enough as a big bad to build the next 8 or whatever movies around. Happy to be proven wrong, mind.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 16 February 2023 21:17 (two years ago) link

The next two are Guardians 3 and Captain Marvel 2, and he's not in those, is he? So dunno where/when we might see him next. Loki season 2?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2023 21:21 (two years ago) link

He's probably not going to be in/central to every film, but I imagine as the big bad they are building up to for the epic climax of these next few phases (ala Thanos), he's probably going to hang over most of them or pop up in post-credit scenes at least.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 16 February 2023 21:25 (two years ago) link

he's gonna be the deus ex capitalism to grab rebooted versions of the core players for the next Avengers movie which they will either recast or digitally de-age so that this goes on forever
xpost lol

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2023 21:25 (two years ago) link

lol probably

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 16 February 2023 21:27 (two years ago) link

xp that was the exact theory people posited with the Thanos snap thing, too, though. that they'd end up twisting reality and characters would come back portrayed by different actors

mh, Thursday, 16 February 2023 21:34 (two years ago) link

Phase 5 seems like mostly soft reboot

I think they know they can only do hard reboot once every 2 generations or so without giving away the fact this is all make believe and are keeping that option on deck for when Thor is fully aged out

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2023 22:35 (two years ago) link

Per my post on the dedicated thread, I liked Quantumania and casting Jonathan Majors was a smart move.

Meantime looking ahead:

Higher. Further. Faster. Together.

Check out the brand-new teaser poster for Marvel Studios’ The Marvels, coming to theaters November 10. pic.twitter.com/zSlozSfQrz

— Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios) February 17, 2023

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 February 2023 17:35 (two years ago) link

Going to put a spoiler tag in just in case... haven't seen Ant-Man yet, but I saw it on the Best Show twitter:

looooool at Scharpling's character name

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 17 February 2023 18:11 (two years ago) link

xpost New release date, right? That should allow them plenty of time to prepare for the epic universe-ending level backlash to a Captain Marvel movie with *three* women, two of them POC.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 February 2023 22:14 (two years ago) link

Yeah they moved it from mid-summer to November. Which frankly strikes me as a better plan anyway, spaces things throughout the year more.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 February 2023 23:55 (two years ago) link

Maybe they'll introduce a time-travel plot in which the last few movies are erased.

MCU must have hit some sort of breaking point, because I've seen multiple think pieces pointing to this latest Ant-man movie specifically as signaling signs of distress in Marvel's empire. This one, Dr. Strange 2, Thor 4, sure as hell The Eternals, even Black Panther 2 (imo, though for different reasons) probably needed a rethink. Feels like "WandaVision" and "Loki" were the only substantial successes, with She-Hulk and Ms. Marvel entertainingly colorful diversions. The sheer number of new characters introduced (or even re-introduced) in the last couple of years is daunting.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 14:13 (two years ago) link

WandaVision and Loki were both fantastic. It feels like they came out a lifetime ago. Not sure either of them were big successes though? Pretty thinky!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 14:19 (two years ago) link

For me what they're missing is solid leading actors. They lucked out with Downey Jr, Boseman and Evans, but there's no one else too match them - the other leads are good, often great -- but they're too comic, or too steely, or too television-actory, or just lacking in charisma. The other "phases" at least had the Avengers movies to help things cohere. It was kind of cool, e.g. seeing Iron Man and Chris Pratt together, or Chris Evans with Danai Gurira, or whatever, but I feel like they've played that trick now, and I'm not as excited for the team game this time.

That plus doubling down on bad CGI and content overload.

Looking forward to more Loki though.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 14:48 (two years ago) link

xpost I meant creatively successful, like they were driving things forward and not like they were dumping grounds for ideas/characters/tie-ins/random scenes. And I won't even necessarily say bad CGI so much as maybe an over-reliance on CGI sets; we've come so far since The Phantom Menace, we really shouldn't have so many of these movies where people are standing close together on a patch of set, staring in fear or wonder at creatures or things tbd. All that stuff can't make up for a thin script, and on that front, I suspect the execs et al. have very specific demands and requests that make it almost impossible to create something cohesive. "You need to put in such and such," or whatever. Which tbf has been happening since Whedon complained about it after "Age of Ultron." But lately it's almost felt like the movies are just compendiums of half-baked ideas or stage-setting or leftover scenes shoehorned in, e.g. Gwenyth Paltrow not even knowing she's in certain movies.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 15:00 (two years ago) link

there are some excellent visual effects, especially in the opening/mid-story action bits in a number of these movies (minus Eternals) but nearly every one of them devolving into "a bunch of animated shit is flying around the screen and the fantastic setting has no practical elements" has worn thin

the recent Dr. Strange was kind of an exception. Disney's value proposition to up-and-coming directors has been "you don't need to know how to direct action, we've got some guys to do that" by which they mostly mean hundreds of animation subcontractors

mh, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 15:04 (two years ago) link

I think the most jarring example to me was the first Black Panther, which had a number of amazing sets, animated or not. Then we get to the final fight and it's just BP and Killmonger doing flips and jumps around a glowing monorail track

mh, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 15:06 (two years ago) link

Must be surreal to be an actor, standing on a big soundstage in front of a blue screen, in a bodysuit covered with dots, solemnly staring at the camera, stating "let's finish this," and then waiting months to see just who or what you are fighting, and how, and with whom, and what you even look like.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 17:47 (two years ago) link

best actors left standing, for me: Hiddleston, Pugh, Cumberbatch, i think Olsen is really good, Hemsworth always fun tho i haven't seen Thor 4 so maybe it's wearing thin for some?

big fan of the Guardians too, it's a good bunch.

not sure i have much interest in the next several years of this though, trying to keep up with everything feels exhausting, and multiverse stories just are feeling exceptionally played out.

omar little, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 18:07 (two years ago) link

Yeah I'm curious whether Hemsworth's comedic chops can survive my realisation halfway through Thor 4 that he was reminding me of Boris Johnson.

None of the non-Bautista actors in GotG are actually any good though, change my mind. The spaciness and the gleeful murder and the dialog do a lot of the lifting.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 18:44 (two years ago) link

Must be surreal to be an actor, standing on a big soundstage in front of a blue screen, in a bodysuit covered with dots, solemnly staring at the camera, stating "let's finish this," and then waiting months to see just who or what you are fighting, and how, and with whom, and what you even look like.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, February 22, 2023 11:47 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is a big problem.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 18:52 (two years ago) link

Was Shang-Chi the last decent one?

groovypanda, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 19:53 (two years ago) link

Dr. Strange 2 was good!

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 20:02 (two years ago) link

Shang-Chi completely dissolves into nothing in the last half hour

that weird critter thing and Ben Kingsley was a bit that probably outstayed its welcome but I liked both

mh, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 20:06 (two years ago) link

Iirc Shang-Chi was good. Maybe because it seemed fresh? Or maybe just the stunts and whatnot felt more physical? Dr. Strange 2 felt stale to me, but it was probably better than the first one. Still, I seem to recall the artificiality of everything from his facial hair to his costume particularly distracting, which really unfortunately plays up the fakeness of the whole enterprise. Like, compare the Lord of the Rings movies vs. the Hobbit movie. The former hold up pretty well, the latter, coming years later, just look goofier and cheaper, even though they still cost piles of gold. It's like we're stuck in between FX cycles or something, where all the lighting or cinematography is off. Or maybe just the FX *are* getting better, making the uncanny valley ironically that much more apparent?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 20:10 (two years ago) link

Spider-Man 3 was great, but don’t know if that counts

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 20:12 (two years ago) link

I didn't like it, tbh.

I should say, stuff like the Ant-man or Dr. Strange, they bum me out because between the cast, the vast supply of source material, the budgets, they feel like they really should be better. And yet they all come off kinda half-assed and uninspired, or like ambitious projects that ran out of time or money. Which maybe is the case? Or maybe they're just too fussed over and micromanaged, who knows. Or just as likely, covid fucked things up. I mean, it can't be a coincidence that these meh movies all arrived during the same conspicuous three year period, right?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 20:15 (two years ago) link

Timely

So, why does #AntMan look like that? @__ChrisLee reports: https://t.co/xwvdHQXI27 pic.twitter.com/Hn1IDxiGN2

— Vulture (@vulture) February 22, 2023

groovypanda, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 20:34 (two years ago) link

This will come as a shock to you all but I, the biggest MCU fanboy on the boards, loved the new Ant Man movie

castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2023 03:22 (one year ago) link

you can really see the 3 hour movie it wants to be but def the most enjoyable of the post-endgame bunch.

What Jonathan Majors brings to Kang is really something. And I appreciated the appearance in the stinger of a certain classic hat. Lol.

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Thursday, 23 February 2023 03:43 (one year ago) link

We just watched Spielberg's "War of the Worlds" for the first time in close to maybe 15 years. The budget was reportedly $130 million, which is close to $200 million today. That's about the reported budget of the new "Ant-Man," but "War of the World" looks *so* much better. Granted, it has its own problems, but Spielberg is an uncommonly gifted director, and particularly adept at working with special effects, so maybe that makes all the difference? Much of the difference? He understands how to spend his money, and uses smart, judicious FX to support his characters and stories, rather than the other way around. And by generally limiting his most conspicuous special effects to key set pieces, he gives them more impact, and that goes for practical effects as well. Maybe even more. Cars tossed around, buildings collapsing ... it all feels so tactile, with a weight to it, whereas MCU effects often might as well be flying toasters.

So what's changed? I asked my college-aged kid her opinion, and her immediate answer was "laziness." Which is ironic, seeing the hundreds of people in the end credits of something like "Ant-Man" that no doubt worked their butts off. But all these important little cogs of the big machine don't add up to much if the final product lacks any real passion or incentive beyond just being good enough to move the even bigger machine forward a few more inches.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2023 13:27 (one year ago) link

Spielberg also didnt have the disney industrial complex sitting on his neck to meet the quarterly deadline

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 23 February 2023 15:09 (one year ago) link

Yeah, maybe. I think the issue with the MCU, though, is that even the humans are barely human, seeing as much of their stuff is post-production FX as well, and when every inch of your creation of made with computers, it's hard to make anything else stand out as memorable. So, for example, in this Ant-man movie, one of the biggest (only?) set pieces is the pile of Ant-people. But it boils down to just another mess of CGI wigglies in a field of CGI wigglies. To paraphrase "The Incredibles," if everything is special then nothing is special.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2023 15:15 (one year ago) link

I mean, I thought this movie looked perfectly fine

castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2023 15:15 (one year ago) link

Yeah, no real complaints here.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:01 (one year ago) link

There are a few problems I have with Marvel movies as a whole, but honestly for me the CGI has never been one of those issues. They do a really really good job. And there’s a lot of imagination in the settings (even if some of the climactic stuff tends to wind up a bit similar from film to film in terms of what’s happening.)

omar little, Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:28 (one year ago) link

it's ultimately a matter of taste, maybe. is it bad? not really. is it particularly good? not really. it's just the best ugly cgi spacescape it can be, which imo is not enough if that's all there really is.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:49 (one year ago) link

iirc (and I may not bc it was very forgettable) the war of the worlds looked pretty good and had not a single character of note.

whereas again: majors’ Kang is memorable as hell. it’s really his story.

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Thursday, 23 February 2023 18:04 (one year ago) link

tbf, War didn't need any characters of note because it starred Tom Cruise.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2023 18:12 (one year ago) link

I enjoyed Doctor Strange 2, and found Love & War passable but fun, but the CGI for both looked like crap on my 32 inch TV.

I thought the big fights at the end of No Way Home, Black Widow and Shang-Chi were alright though - if everything makes sense spatially, it doesn't matter to me if the effects are a bit naff.

The nadirs are finale of the first Avengers movie (dreadful cap to an obnoxious movie) and the fight at the end of the first Black Panther (which was forgiveable).

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 23 February 2023 18:40 (one year ago) link

Oh God, and the end of Wandavision

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 23 February 2023 18:41 (one year ago) link

I enjoyed Doctor Strange 2, and found Love & War passable but fun, but the CGI for both looked like crap on my 32 inch TV.

This just reminds me of a conversation I had years ago with someone who was telling me Gravity was a terrible movie because he watched it on an airplane, possibly the worst possible setting to try to watch a movie so reliant on wide-scale spectacle and sound design.

castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2023 23:11 (one year ago) link

lol, I watched "First Cow" on a little plane screen.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2023 23:30 (one year ago) link

Disagree a bit - on a smaller 1080p screen, good CGI looks sharper than it does on larger set, but it does exacerbate the badness of bad CGI. I did see Love & War at the cinema too, where it also looked bad.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 24 February 2023 00:41 (one year ago) link

I think the problem with these big superhero movies vs. the comics is the same as say Star Trek movies vs. the show. Comics and the original Star Trek shows were serialized, there was room to do all sorts of stories. It sometimes is the small things that make the comics tick and when you got only 2 hours, it's got to be about stuff going boom.

These movies are suffering the same weight of failure just like the never ending yearly 'big tie-in' comic story lines.

Loki looked cool, but they actually did a bunch of stuff with retro design that was really neat.

earlnash, Friday, 24 February 2023 00:49 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

If you have access to the Vice channel, two eps into Icons Unleashed: MCU. Lots of behind the scenes details on the company and its development of their properties. Ep 1 goes through the various financial situations and company management that led to selling their most recognizable properties, while Ep 2 dives into Iron Man. Great breadth of interviewees.

The previous Icons on The Fast & the Furious franchise was as entertaining and informative.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 16 March 2023 05:10 (one year ago) link

Still working through these with the wife and kids. We recently watching Infinity War for the first time and I knew enough to warn the kids that it would get sad and scary, but reminded them that we know lots of these characters come back and that comics routinely kill people off temporarily. It was pretty bold to end the movie like that, shit. I'm extremely late to the party but Spiderman turning to dust was pretty damn rough. I can't imagine having to wait a year for Endgame.

But that's it for Vision? He sure was underused.

Cow_Art, Thursday, 16 March 2023 13:30 (one year ago) link

Ah you've yet to watch WandaVision

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 March 2023 14:25 (one year ago) link

watched No Way Home and Multiverse of Madness the last couple of weeks. I thought both were really good.

man they put Peter Parker thru the wringer in this series don't they. obv feels like an Infinity War type ending for him, which will have to be corrected. I liked the return of Molina/Dafoe/Foxx/etc, though they kinda left Dafoe hanging there in existential malaise as he warped back to his timeline. Garfield made more of an impression than Maguire in his return. He seemed more emotionally involved, Maguire seemed more bemused/stoned.

Multiverse of Madness was better than i expected. thought Wanda-as-villain made sense, if one hasn't forgotten the end of WandaVision. If one hadn't seen it, it would make vv little sense. I understand folks who wouldn't be down w/a film series that only tracks logically if you've seen a television series taking place between theatrical entries, and kinda wish they'd allow a scenario in which those who didn't see the series would be able to understand the why/what/how of her turn. other than that...the Raimi-ness of the film was vv welcome. Doc Strange mind-controlling his alternate self's corpse while forced-ally undead screaming banshees cling to it...i'm pro all of that. when he said, "who said it had to be living?" i may have replied, "aw yeah." also, it was so brutal in places, and i guess i'm specifically talking about Wanda going off like Carrie and dispatching the alt-universe illuminati. Raimi was really using the limits of PG-13 to full advantage.

omar little, Thursday, 16 March 2023 16:11 (one year ago) link

obv feels like an Infinity War type ending for him, which will have to be corrected.

No, the opposite! It feels like they corrected all the weirdness from the past few movies, and finally set up "real Spidey," they way we know and want him to be (or at least I do, as a longtime fan). I was very into that ending.

chemtrails over the turkey club (morrisp), Thursday, 16 March 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link

i appreciate the ending, by correcting it i mean it's not the end of that particular storyline w/his old chums as much as it's a reboot within the series and there will be a journey back, as it were. i was also wondering if it was a way to take him outta the avengers storyline and back to solo adventures, primarily.

omar little, Thursday, 16 March 2023 16:30 (one year ago) link

i don't think doctor strange is gonna come back with a spell to make everyone remember peter parker again, though maybe MJ will hit her head and remember. who knows.

omar little, Thursday, 16 March 2023 16:32 (one year ago) link

Meantime via io9:

According to ComicBook, Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 3 has been rated PG-13 for “intense sequences of violence and action, strong language, suggestive/drug references, and thematic elements.”

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 March 2023 16:38 (one year ago) link

Not sure I understand why that is newsworthy in the least. Both of the other GOTG movies were PG-13. Was there an expectation that this wouldn't be?

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 16 March 2023 16:40 (one year ago) link

That way you, the informed consumer, can know what you're objecting to. (If you are.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 March 2023 16:46 (one year ago) link

I was just curious if maybe I missed something else like maybe there was consideration of this getting an R rating or something at some point.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 16 March 2023 16:48 (one year ago) link

so how fucked are things given Majors arrest?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 26 March 2023 23:25 (one year ago) link

on one hand, DC is rolling forward with releasing the Flash despite Miller's fucking crazy behavior. but I also suspect that he won't return and their flip over to Gunn as the DC machiavelli gives them an opportunity to do this. Majors has just been set up as the primary villain for, presumably, a number of movies/series. Unless charges are dropped or he's acquitted completely, I can't see how this doesn't fuck things up.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 26 March 2023 23:28 (one year ago) link

on the other hand, multiverse allows them to recast

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 26 March 2023 23:30 (one year ago) link

re: majors himself: He was extraordinary in the Last Black Man in San Francisco. I guess he's been fine in the MCU, like most people are. Haven't seen Creed 3 yet. He undoubtedly has talent. It'll be really unfortunate if he also turns out to be a psycho.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 26 March 2023 23:32 (one year ago) link

June for them secret invasions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp_YZNqNBhw

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 April 2023 03:39 (one year ago) link

And flerkens for all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuk77TjvfmE

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 14:36 (one year ago) link

HYPE LEVEL SKYROCKETING

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 15:04 (one year ago) link

I was just thinking "hmm, but Kamala's grandmother and her people weren't from space, they were from another dimension.." and then noticed the music choice again

see what you did there

mh, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 15:13 (one year ago) link

sorry, great-grandmother

mh, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 15:14 (one year ago) link

Looks good (movie) but looks bad (that same distracting super-duper green-screen flatness that I guess we're stuck with until they actually start filming in space/other dimensions/better sets).

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 15:39 (one year ago) link

Is Kamala the first lead movie character who debuted on a Marvel tv show? I know some other characters (like Kang and Wanda's kids) have crossed over to the movies already. (This is if you count Monica as debuting in the Captain Marvel movie.)

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 16:20 (one year ago) link

Yeah, that would be the case.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 16:31 (one year ago) link

Pretty much the three things you'd need to see for this are Captain Marvel, WandaVision and Ms. Marvel -- though I'm guessing both the end credit scene from Spider-Man: Far From Home and the forthcoming Secret Invasion series are both useful.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 16:32 (one year ago) link

Love Kamala for being elated to have powers and meet her heroes. Same kind of audience proxy fun as Tom Holland’s Spider-Man and The Flash.

Will be fun to see how the MCU balances their release schedule and younger actors aging with the teasing of Young Avengers and new Champions rosters.

The Vice MCU series has been educational for revealing how much the early movies gambled on success, with one lesson learned being the establishment of a permanent art department to ensure continuity from film to overlapping film.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 16:47 (one year ago) link

Trailer breakdown for those curious

https://gizmodo.com/the-marvels-trailer-breakdown-captain-marvel-2-kree-1850324881

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 22:36 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Anyway, GOTG 3? A traet, honestly better than I expected. Among other things -- and the trailer hinted enough at this -- it's one hell of a mass market big budget anti-vivisection movie.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 May 2023 01:12 (one year ago) link

Also, will confirm that the whole GOTG-and-associated arc absolutely makes the most of color and design out of the whole series of movies. Kinda worth watching for that reason alone!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 May 2023 01:28 (one year ago) link

Watched Falcon and the Winter Soldier and really liked it a lot. Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan* are great. I though the aspects focusing on race were actually vv moving in part and well-handled in ways that didn't come off as didactic and honestly if they did I wouldn't have cared. Daniel Bruhl was outstanding. It was a pretty propulsive show and the low-key scenes w Sam's family were really good I thought. Idk I was impressed.

*idea: Michael Mann should cast Stan as the younger version of the sizemore character in the upcoming Heat prequel/sequel film

omar little, Friday, 5 May 2023 02:01 (one year ago) link

The fam and I are watching the marvel stuff in order and we just watched Spiderman, Far From Home. We haven't seen any movies or TV shows after that. Is GOTG 3 standalone enough so we can go ahead and see it?

Cow_Art, Friday, 5 May 2023 02:02 (one year ago) link

Have you seen in the first two? I haven't seen the new one, but as far as all these movies go, so far they have been relatively independent from the rest of the movies.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 May 2023 02:09 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I think we’ve seen everything the Guardians have been in, including the xmas special.

Cow_Art, Friday, 5 May 2023 02:52 (one year ago) link

I fell off hard from the MCU when my son stopped caring about it. At the time, I had been disappointed enough with some of the movies (Avengers 2, Iron Man 3, GOTG 2*) that it didn't really matter to me. At some point, I watched Thor: Ragnarok, at my wife's request, but have been a completely disconnected naysayer otherwise

Last week, for some reason, I started bingeing the ones I hadn't seen. Ant-Man, Ant Man and the Wasp, Captain America: Civil War, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Infinity War, and Endgame thus far.

It's all been entertaining! Sometimes dumb, sometimes grotesquely ugly CGI, but fun enough for me to maybe not care if the movies are "bad".

peace, man, Friday, 5 May 2023 11:49 (one year ago) link

imo the tv shows are where it’s at specifically loki and wandavision

Tracer Hand, Friday, 5 May 2023 12:12 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I'm looking forward to those.

peace, man, Friday, 5 May 2023 12:16 (one year ago) link

Wait, Iron Man 3 not Iron Man 2?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 May 2023 15:23 (one year ago) link

some of us just like birds

mh, Friday, 5 May 2023 15:39 (one year ago) link

I want my buhd.

I'm 10 years away from having seen either, so my memory's not great on why I feel that way. Iron Man 2 had Tony peeing in his suit and the dance-off with DJ AM (RIP), but Whiplash was fun. Iron Man 3 opened with Eiffel 65 in one of the most baffling soundtrack moves I've ever experienced, pointless Ben Kingsley fake-out, Pepper Pots gets a giant bunny, and there was something about plants? Maybe I'll watch them again sometime. Who knows.

peace, man, Friday, 5 May 2023 16:42 (one year ago) link

GOTG3 def best marvel thingie since endgame. Maybe one of the best marvel thingies period. Exceptional craft, and, what’s been painfully missing, an actual story to tell.

I do enjoy watching DC/Warner step on rake after rake, but I’m wishing Gunn well. Hell of a way to mic drop.

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Saturday, 6 May 2023 06:05 (one year ago) link

Watched this last night, thought was fun with at least one great set piece (the battle scene) tho not quite up to the raves i've been seeing

major question i was left with was as biggest exposure for The The's This is the Day if Matt Johnson would see an uptick in sales

H in Addis, Saturday, 6 May 2023 07:24 (one year ago) link

This movie was pretty good, but it was also probably the darkest, most grotesque kids movie since "Babe 2."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 02:44 (one year ago) link

Couple more thoughts. I feel that Gunn must have played the GotG game, because this one felt more in line with that than the first two. Even uses the same Rainbow song. Speaking of which, I can't remember when the series introduced an MP3 player, but I liked that the soundtrack was more than K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's; the Adam Warlock Adrian Belew gag was shockingly specific/perfect, and other than that, this movie coincidentally featured a few of my most beloved songs of all time. Last, imo this whole thing underscored how underwhelming the last four MCU films have been. This one was funny and sad and visually impressive, but it all worked because you (I) care about the characters, and that's maybe because Gunn does, too. This didn't feel assembly line pro forma, it felt loose and free, but not lazily indulgent, even if it leans a little too hard into emotional manipulation. Is there a character in this installment that *doesn't* cry?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 12:08 (one year ago) link

The Zune was introduced at the end of the second film after the tape player got trashed.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 12:40 (one year ago) link

I was skimming around some "Guardians" takes and came away with a couple of interesting tidbits that perhaps underscore the psychology of movie marketing. A lot of people were braced for "Vol. 3" to underperform, based on its immediate predecessors, but apparently it's bucking trends thanks in no small part to good ol' word of mouth. From what I read, "Vol 3" is tracking to match the 2nd weekend of "Vol 2" despite opening 30m *lower*. It's tracking to beat "Dr. Strange 2"'s second weekend despite opening *$70m lower*. It's likely beating "Quantummania"'s lifetime gross in 10 days despite only opening about $10m higher. And there's a slight (but not invisible) chance that this one could creep to $1 billion, which would make Chris Pratt the first actor to star in three billion dollar grossing films in a row.

Of course, there are a number of unique factors that could be at work. Technically "Guardians" is not a superhero movie, so maybe superhero fatigue is less at work. Similarly, it's the least related to the broader MCU right now, so it can operate a little more independently. In fact, not only does it not have to worry about stepping on too many storyline toes, I read an interview with Gunn that indicated the amount of effort he took over the years to make sure other MCU films did not fuck up his own storyline too much. And then there is Gunn himself, who clearly cares about his characters, which in turn makes us care more. After so many rote sound-stagey cogs in a somewhat amorphous and definitely poorly maintained machine, this one snaps with so much more creativity and life, and looks good, too.

I assume Disney et al. will draw the wrong conclusions from all this.

No idea how "The Marvels" will do (or what it will attempt to do), no idea what to expect from "Captain America 3" or "Thunderbolts" next year, and of course it's been an uphill battle for "Blade." I assume "Secret Invasion" and "Loki" on TV will have a lot of heavy lifting to do, narrative-wise, though the travails of Jonathan Majors may have screwed things up; I guess he's supposed to be in "Loki", as one might expect, and that being TV gives Disney maybe the slimmest hint of flexibility to replace him, but who knows.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 May 2023 13:27 (one year ago) link

And then there is Gunn himself, who clearly cares about his characters, which in turn makes us care more.

lol come on

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Sunday, 14 May 2023 14:24 (one year ago) link

I dunno, I think it matters! One of the characters is motion capped by his brother, another he motion caps himself, he is good friends with much of the cast, many of whom have apparently served in one another's weddings, and several of which have showed up in one way shape or form in many of his other projects. I do think he feels a certain allegiance or responsibility to the thing, more than say Peyton Reed cares about Ant-Man, or even Sam Raimi swooping in as a hired gun substitute for Doctor Strange.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 May 2023 14:36 (one year ago) link

I mean, we are talking about make believe stories for children, more or less, but I felt among the biggest failures of the last couple movies is you just didn't care about Ant-Man and his family or whatever he was fretting about, or whatever it is that was making Doctor Strange sad.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 May 2023 14:39 (one year ago) link

I mean, I cared about what happened to Ant Man and his family, that’s why I liked the movie

Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Sunday, 14 May 2023 15:20 (one year ago) link

That said, GOTG3 was fukkin fantastic

Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Sunday, 14 May 2023 15:20 (one year ago) link

Since you liked both (but a lot of people apparently didn't like the last Ant-man), I 'd love to hear your take on what Guardians maybe did better, or differently enough, to explain why it apparently is doing a lot better than Ant-man did (even though a lot of critic reviews revealed a similar sense of fatigue not reflected in the box office).

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 May 2023 15:24 (one year ago) link

these insect men are just getting too much exposure

mh, Sunday, 14 May 2023 15:29 (one year ago) link

They did a better job of showing how loathsome the High Evolutionary is compared to Kang, who by defining is kind of all over the place. Kang already did most of his terrible stuff by the time we see him in Loki and Quantumania, but we get to see the entire horrifying path the HE takes and why he absolutely has to be stopped/opposed. There’s also much more effective tone-blending in GOTG3; it’s an inherently goofy property shot through with agony and pathos that swings much more easily between hilarity and horror than the Ant Man movies, but both of them do an excellent job of drawing how a good family bond, whether by blood, chosen family, or a mixture of the two, gives you the support to go above and beyond what you might think yourself capable of.

So, GOTG3 had a stronger story but they both leaned into these themes and I enjoyed them both for it.

Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Sunday, 14 May 2023 16:05 (one year ago) link

Well said indeed.

I guess he's supposed to be in "Loki", as one might expect

He is, per one of the credits clips for Quantumania; he plays a version of Kang set somewhere in the late 19th/early 20th century and is observed from an audience by Loki and Mobius.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 May 2023 16:10 (one year ago) link

Watched Hawkeye. Have no idea if we're going in the right order here but it's approximately correct*. Thought it was great, and Renner was excellent, kinda the first time he's been given a chance to be the central figure and he nailed it. Steinfeld was a really likable addition as Kate Bishop and her relationship w Hawkeye was stellar, forgot Pugh was going to be in it but she's phenomenal and one would hope they're gonna bring her back again. I did think it was weird that in the post credit scene of Black Widow it seemed like JLD was the one who egged her on into going after Hawkeye but here it was something else entirely. Maybe I'm misremembering how that scene went down. But it's not a big deal. Thought it was vv good. Generally the comedy was better here than it is in some other marvel stuff.

*What the hell are we even supposed to watch next

omar little, Sunday, 14 May 2023 17:10 (one year ago) link

Hawkeye was really a lovely unexpected Christmastime watch back in late 2021 when it came out. Generally speaking I don't rewatch anything in the whole MCU cycle -- I tend to just enjoy them in the moment as entertainments -- but I might almost go back to that in some future December.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 May 2023 17:14 (one year ago) link

it's one hell of a mass market big budget anti-vivisection movie.

GOTG Vol. 3? GOTG We3, morelike (he even stole for the Laika character, too)

https://thesmartmarks.com/artman/uploads/dog1.jpg


I don't remember almost anything about #2 and haven't seen the Xmas special - is it specifically a feature of his Zune that it has 2002-era remasters of 1980s songs? Cute if so!

(either way, the album was out of print for another 12 years after that, until the 30th anniversary box set that is now nine years in the past, so I doubt Johnson is making much off of "sales." He has posted an HD remaster of the video to youtube, though.)

least said, sergio mendes (sic), Sunday, 14 May 2023 17:14 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I did think it kind of weird (or not weird?) that the album art that popped up on the Zune was not the original but the remaster-specific art.
This
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Soul_Mining_CD_Cover_2002_Release.jpg

Not this
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/The_The_-_Soul_Mining_CD_album_cover.jpg

I sort of wondered if it was a mistake, but the fact that you see it at all makes me think it was intentional.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 May 2023 17:59 (one year ago) link

I was all excited to out-pedant sic but I googled to get my facts straight and We3 predates Cosmo by 4 years

Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Sunday, 14 May 2023 21:17 (one year ago) link

re: GOTG3, were there any lines as stupid as "famously huge turds," "sexual love...for her," or "did you make a penis?" Those bits from the second movie put me off the MCU in general for many years.

peace, man, Monday, 15 May 2023 01:48 (one year ago) link

i'm going to assume the cigarette smoking on the original cover is a no-go for a disney property

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 May 2023 10:30 (one year ago) link

re: GOTG3, were there any lines as stupid as "famously huge turds," "sexual love...for her," or "did you make a penis?" Those bits from the second movie put me off the MCU in general for many years.

There are, but they are primarily in service of making the character saying them look stupid so it didn’t bother me

Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Monday, 15 May 2023 10:41 (one year ago) link

There's a line about poop yes

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 May 2023 12:38 (one year ago) link

I mean, James Gunn's whole deal is "Hurt people hurt people" and he's comfortable with both halves of that. There's the story that when he turned in the first cut of GOTG, Kevin Feige took him aside and said, y'know, this is fine, but we wanted a James Gunn movie, so he sat down and wrote another scene where everyone talks about their feelings. Which, for all that a friend was freaked out by the vivisectiony stuff, is what's putting me off the movie - the latest trailer was just the conversation with Starlord, Gamora, Nebula and A.N. Other in an elevator, and I just don't know if I want to see three hours* of Chris Pratt being whiny.

*subjective time

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 May 2023 13:11 (one year ago) link

He only really has time to whine in the first half of the movie

Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Monday, 15 May 2023 23:54 (one year ago) link

It took a minute to get going for me. The first quarter dragged a little but once it ramped up it was pretty great.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 00:27 (one year ago) link

i'm going to assume the cigarette smoking on the original cover is a no-go for a disney property

didn't occur to me but this is almost certainly it - last week my work had to remove one cigarette from a 1940s D!5ney work even though it signified reprobatism in the original

they coulda done the 45rpm cover though!

least said, sergio mendes (sic), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 16:15 (one year ago) link

Meantime

Marvel Studios🤝@DisneyPlus

A new season of #Loki starts streaming October 6, 2023.
All episodes of #Echo drop November 29, 2023. pic.twitter.com/jQq2xdbuiV

— Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios) May 16, 2023

Odd they're switching back to an everything-at-once approach for Echo, especially since it's supposed to further set up the Daredevil/Kingpin return IIRC.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 22:12 (one year ago) link

Wonder if they're trying to rush the timeline a little with a less tested property. Interesting, regardless.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 22:32 (one year ago) link

Fwiw, Quantumania is available on Disney+ tomorrow, with GotG 3 coming in mid-August.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 22:59 (one year ago) link

I’ll check out Echo (cool character).

Unidentified rogue Jedi (morrisp), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link

Re: Soul Mining, feel like Peter would be most familiar with the original US cover, same style but with Matt Johnson (?) shouting in pain (from multiple hammers striking his head)

soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 03:21 (one year ago) link

binge drops for unknown IP, but weekly for hits, is a pretty established model now

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 10:39 (one year ago) link

Iirc this is actually a first for Disney+ MCU, none of their stuff has ever dropped all at once before. But yeah I suppose it makes sense in some contexts. For example, if a show starts out slow, maybe they're worried people will jump ship too fast, and dropping everything at once might cut attrition levels, or spark word of mouth. Though I still don't know how viewership/ratings work for these streaming services, or what counts as a "hit," and why.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 12:56 (one year ago) link

Nobody feeling Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur is absolutely their raison d'etre yet?

Stevo, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 13:00 (one year ago) link

I’ve only watched a few episodes but it was super enjoyable

Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 13:00 (one year ago) link

that reminds me i never finished Moon Knight or whatever it was called

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 13:02 (one year ago) link

Took me forever to finish that one, too, but it's not bad. Maybe the least MCU stuff outside of GotG?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 13:45 (one year ago) link

I'd like to think the release cadence was related to the contents - some stories (particularly those more mystery-focussed) work better as individual episodes, some more as one block - like individual issues vs a graphic novel.

(that's probably not what's happening here, I'm aware)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 13:45 (one year ago) link

Maybe the least MCU stuff outside of GotG?

Pretty much -- there was a glancing Black Panther connection and a bit of set dressing with connections elsewhere but that was about it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 13:53 (one year ago) link

I think Oscar Isaac refused to sign a long-term contract so they probably couldn't really promise Moon Knight spilling over into other projects.

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 15:07 (one year ago) link

PG13 isn’t what it used to be, huh?

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 16:01 (one year ago) link

Haha no it is not

Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 16:22 (one year ago) link

I did really enjoy GOTG3, but besides my GF and I there was a family of four (a mother and three small children) also in the theater (in a sadly dying mall) last night … and all I could think was “damn, this is not for kids.”

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 16:31 (one year ago) link

any non-spoilery reasons you can give? asking for a friend (who's 11)

omar little, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 17:02 (one year ago) link

ha, guess I now have the same question, is it markedly worse for kids than the last two?

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 17:05 (one year ago) link

the word "fucking" appears at one point (was this the first time in the MCU? The first two Deadpools don't count as the first two movies weren't part of the MCU, and Venom: Let There Be Carnage had one 'fuck' but was technically part of SSU).

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 17:07 (one year ago) link

the vivisection stuff is psychologically pretty rough, it bothered me for a bit and I usually don't get bothered by that stuff (not 'bothered' in a 'they shouldn't have included this' but 'bothered' in that the scenes affected me)

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 17:09 (one year ago) link

thanks, was curious. we've dealt with language in other movies he's watched so not too worried about that, but good to have a heads up about the vivisection stuff

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 17:14 (one year ago) link

other than that though it's pretty standard GOTG

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 17:17 (one year ago) link

There is one scene that is a closeup of a talking flayed face

Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link

My theater was mostly quiet during that scene but there was one woman near the back who loudly guffawed

The king of the demo (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 17:34 (one year ago) link

Okay that is funny as hell, lol

Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 17:39 (one year ago) link

"Get in the fucking car!" was the funniest line in the movie imo

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 18:08 (one year ago) link

DJP and Neanderthal covered it. The language didn’t bother me at all in that regard - it was more about “animals in peril” stuff, which could be intense if your young kids are sensitive, and some (to me) exceptionally violent moments.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 18:20 (one year ago) link

My 16 y/o and I went to the movies last Friday. I watched Fool's Paradise while she watched GotG3. She came out of the movie crying over a scene she refuses to divulge. Now she wants me to see it and I'm gently suggesting maaaaybe I'll watch it when it makes it to streaming. In reality, there is no way I'm contributing a dime to Chris fucking Pratt, let alone have him inhabit my brain for 2 hours straight.

But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 20:09 (one year ago) link

She did text me from the theatre to let me know they were playing Beastie Boys so I guess not all is lost.

But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 20:12 (one year ago) link

Took my son to see GotG3 on Saturday, we both loved it. It was easily my favorite Marvel movie in quite a few years and, by far, the best of the GotG series. I think part of what I liked about it was that Pratt was sort of pushed over to the side for most of the movie, but in general it hit a nice tone that I think has been missing from the other recent Marvel flicks. Not going to lie, a couple of the animal scenes had me as close to choked up as I've ever been over a dumb superhero movie.

My son said it was now "top three Marvel movies ever" (his other two being Infinity War and Endgame). I wouldn't go that far, but it's definitely my favorite since Endgame (only Doc Strange 2 comes even close).

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 14:53 (one year ago) link

I also feel like they did a great job of creating trippy/weird settings (like the Orgocorp HQ) that felt genuinely unique and not just samey CGI stuff (cf the Quantum Realm in the latest Ant Man).

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 15:07 (one year ago) link

Yeah the design sense throughout all the GOTG movies has been wonderful.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 15:09 (one year ago) link

We took our 13 and 8 year old girls to see it. 13 was totally fine, but this is the first Marvel movie that troubled the 8 year old, which isn’t surprising. There was also a camera shot through a wound in a creature’s chest. There were a few gnarly parts, it definitively felt like Gunn was pushing things and maybe getting back to his Troma days.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 15:49 (one year ago) link

What are they going to do, fire him from Marvel, etc etc I make joke

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link

So we're watching everything in order with the kids, most of us seeing these things for the first time. We're halfway through Wandavision and loving it. It's hitting my Lynch pleasure center when the dialog becomes stilted and awkward and the laugh track stops. Are there any MCU television series that are not worth watching? So far we've liked everything we've seen except the big duds (Thor 2, Hulk, Iron Man 2).

Cow_Art, Saturday, 27 May 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link

The Disney ones are all solid, but Winter Soldier and Moon Knight might be the most skippable. The Netflix ones have their moments, but are often shockingly dark/violent. The best of the Disneys are Wanda, Loki, Ms. Marvel and She Hulk (those last three are also the most fun), but Hawkeye is kind of slept on as an almost self-contained adventure that nonetheless (re)introduces a few key characters.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 May 2023 14:35 (one year ago) link

I'm very positive about a lot of Marvel, don't dislike any of the movies, even liked Netflix' Iron Fist a lot (which most people consider the biggest dud), but Ms. Marvel is the one where even I would say that it's skippable. The main actress is good and it starts out fun but the story clumsily develops into nothing of interest. I also don't expect it to be necessary viewing for the Marvels either. But yes, be warned that the Netflix series are very dark and violent - also unnecessary for the MCU (and I can't recommend Jessica Jones S2 and S3 either, her character is permanently stuck in a place where it's harder and harder to sympathize with).

Valentijn, Saturday, 27 May 2023 15:57 (one year ago) link

Falcon & Winter Soldier doesn't seem skippable to me. It follows up on movie themes and introduces characters like USAgent. It feels weaker than it should/could have been, but I found it an enjoyable series comfortably fitting inbetween movies.

Valentijn, Saturday, 27 May 2023 15:59 (one year ago) link

Moon Knight might be skippable as it's self-contained, but I've heard more people naming it as the strongest MCU series.

Valentijn, Saturday, 27 May 2023 16:00 (one year ago) link

We'll probably watch all the MCU shows then. The kids are def gonna want to watch Ms. Marvel. No interest in the Netflix stuff.

Cow_Art, Saturday, 27 May 2023 18:18 (one year ago) link

Ms Marvel is tonally different from a lot of them, not that dissimilar to the recent Spiderman movies. And with the Marvels movie imminent, probably a good character to get acquainted with.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 May 2023 18:38 (one year ago) link

Ms Marvel is great; Moon Knight also great… honestly i thought they were both refreshingly enjoyable against the somewhat familiar formula of other properties

“unique” does not equal “skippable” imo but ymmv

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 27 May 2023 18:42 (one year ago) link

I was thinking of "skippable" as in, "if we skip this show, will we be lost watching future movies?". "WandaVision"? For sure. "Loki"? Possibly. "Ms. Marvel"? Looks like it. "Moon Knight"? Not so much, so far. Exception might be "She Hulk," which is also unique and seemingly stay alone (for far), but tons of fun.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 May 2023 18:46 (one year ago) link

But the shows are all solid at minimum.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 May 2023 18:48 (one year ago) link

My fave was Loki, wandavision was excellent, Winter Soldier and Hawkeye almost as good. This run of TV shows, out of what I've seen, has been better than the concurrently released films.

omar little, Saturday, 27 May 2023 19:01 (one year ago) link

Moon Knight might be skippable because it's not really hooked into the "MCU" in general but it was really really good, so I don't recommend skipping it.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 27 May 2023 19:17 (one year ago) link

I feel like the last Dr Strange and Antman movies were skippable because they fucked up cool stuff from Wandavision and Loki

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Saturday, 27 May 2023 19:47 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I was wondering more if there were any total dogs in the pack.

I'm def watching She-Hulk because she is my comic book girlfriend. I'm reading all of the She-Hulk stuff; I'm almost done with the Byrne Fantastic Four when she was a member, then I start on the Byrne solo run. I have mixed feelings about Byrne but he sure does draw her well.

Cow_Art, Saturday, 27 May 2023 19:49 (one year ago) link

Meanwhile given everything:

https://gizmodo.com/marvel-thunderbolts-wonder-man-productions-pause-strike-1850478277

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 27 May 2023 20:36 (one year ago) link

Of the ones I’ve seen: Loki and Wanda Vision both had some exceptionally strong episodes but whiffed their endings; F&WS was solidly enjoyable but the scripts didn’t give Stan & Mackie enough opportunities to be fun together; and Moon Knight didn’t reach the highs of Loki or Wanda, but tells a fun complete story, and Oscar Isaac has bags of charisma in the lead role(s). Haven’t seen the rest! I thought the She-Hulk opener was dire but I’ll give it another go

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 27 May 2023 21:23 (one year ago) link

She-Hulk was fun but it was very light - an enjoyable lark.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Sunday, 28 May 2023 04:58 (one year ago) link

I'm 10 years away from having seen either, so my memory's not great on why I feel that way. Iron Man 2 had Tony peeing in his suit and the dance-off with DJ AM (RIP), but Whiplash was fun. Iron Man 3 opened with Eiffel 65 in one of the most baffling soundtrack moves I've ever experienced, pointless Ben Kingsley fake-out, Pepper Pots gets a giant bunny, and there was something about plants? Maybe I'll watch them again sometime. Who knows.

― peace, man, Friday, May 5, 2023 12:42 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Squeezed Iron Man 3 in today and yeah, it is so much worse.

  • Completely forgot that it was a Christmas movie. Double-checked the release date and it came out in May - they couldn't even get "Christmas in July" right, for Christ's sake.
  • Egregious version of Jingle Bells as Tony Stark dances his new Iron Man suit on.
  • Stark tells an adorable child "Loved you in Christmas story, by the way." Har dee har har har.
  • Stark encounters a second adorable moppet, who becomes his annoying sidekick for about ten minutes. At one point, Tony calls him a pussy!
  • TV news camera guy totally fanboying out over Stark. Shows off Stark tattoo.
  • Bad guy plans to publicly justify presidential assassination by saying it was in retaliation for an oil spill. Although that is not his actual motivation, it still plays into the bad-guy-as-ecoterrorist trope.
  • Too Many Iron Mans at the end reminded me of my gripes about the last season of Mandalorian.
  • Couldn't find a way to wrap up all the storylines, so they gave us several minutes of Stark voiceover at the end explaining to us what happened.
  • Spy music over closing credits - why?
Yeah, the movie was a clusterfuck. Glad I confirmed it though.

On rewatching Iron Man 2 a few weeks ago, the only other thing I had forgotten about that dragged it down for me was an Elon Musk cameo. He acquitted himself like a bumbling moron. I really liked everything else about it.

peace, man, Sunday, 11 June 2023 02:25 (one year ago) link

Completely forgot that it was a Christmas movie

did you see who is credited as writing and directing it

serving bundt (sic), Sunday, 11 June 2023 04:12 (one year ago) link

^^^

THANK youuu

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 June 2023 04:34 (one year ago) link

is that a favreau trademark? christmas?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 11 June 2023 06:41 (one year ago) link

…you do know what one of his most famous movies is, I trust.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 June 2023 06:46 (one year ago) link

Chef?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 11 June 2023 06:58 (one year ago) link

No, Chelf

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 June 2023 07:00 (one year ago) link

Just checked imdb and the only other Shane Black-related movie I've ever seen was Monster Squad.

peace, man, Sunday, 11 June 2023 10:58 (one year ago) link

Have yourself a merry little Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and The Nice Guys.

serving bundt (sic), Sunday, 11 June 2023 17:52 (one year ago) link

listen to sic, he speaks the truth

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 June 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link

The family and I watched Wandavision and Loki. Wandavision started off terrific but once the Marvel machinery kicked in it became just okay. Agatha’s look was straight out of a Spirit Halloween store or something, very generic and not BAD enough. Color coordinated energy blasts, bleh.

Lokii didn’t start off as strong but kept getting better. I wish the ending was more of a self-contained thing instead of stage setting for the next Big Bad, but Kang was played so charismatically that it worked. Curious if the actor is going to rehabilitate his image fast enough to continue on with Marvel or if they’ll recast him. Given the multiverse aspect to his character, that seems like it would be the easiest option?

As a straight guy, I often don’t pay a lot of attention to guy’s looks, but Loki is extremely handsome in this, especially when he’s just in a suit.

It made me very happy anytime it cut to alligator Loki for a reaction shot. And Richard Grant as classic Loki!!!

Next up is Falcon and Winter Soldier.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link

Curious if the actor is going to rehabilitate his image fast enough to continue on with Marvel or if they’ll recast him.

i saw someone on twitter say he'd already been let go but I could find nothing to substantiate that. He was obv in Ant Man but that was shot ages ago (and maybe released before this situation occurred); he's slated to be in Loki season 2 which I don't know that they filmed yet; and the next Avengers movie revolves around him, apparently. No idea what they're going to do there. hard to see him coming back since, parallel with the arrest, an awful lot of former co-workers of his publicly stated he has always been a nightmare.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 11 June 2023 23:29 (one year ago) link

seems like it would be pretty easy to lampshade or whatever. this man is the imposter, blah blah blah. kind of like what they did with the Mandarin. you thought that was Kang but it was just some shape shifter God being, the real Kang is so much worse and he's coming for you.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 June 2023 23:52 (one year ago) link

Or they could just easily recast him, like they did with Iron Man's friend.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 June 2023 23:55 (one year ago) link

Given that within the multiverse there’s an alligator Loki, they could literally recast him with anyone, right? I haven’t seen Quantum-Mania, so I don’t know where that leaves off. But they could have a golden retriever play Kang.

Started Falcon & Winter Soldier tonight. Digging it so far.

Cow_Art, Monday, 12 June 2023 01:20 (one year ago) link

I just became aware of the Mcu yesterday

calstars, Monday, 12 June 2023 01:23 (one year ago) link

Looking for something new to watch on Sundays now Succession is over?

serving bundt (sic), Monday, 12 June 2023 04:56 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Finally saw GOTG V3

Loved the Rocket storyline … overall pretty enjoyable. Soundtrack has really kinda gone off the rails at this point… like it’s still fun songs but pretty unfocused, it’s just an Everything Salad lol
but I did love the Rainbow & Alice Cooper was a fun drop

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 04:17 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

for sure, lots of delays/holds. Saw Shang Chi 2 might not be til 2026 or something.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 July 2023 18:50 (one year ago) link

With the actors going on strike too, it's probably going to be really thin calendars for a few years soon. But, good. Fuck the greedy asshole.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 13 July 2023 19:07 (one year ago) link

yeah, all these companies are going to use the strikes as a way to scale down their original programming

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 July 2023 19:12 (one year ago) link

“Marvel is a great example of that. It had not been in the television business at any significant level, and not only did they increase their movie output, but they ended up making a number of TV series,” said Iger. “Frankly, it diluted focus and attention.”

Such a weird thing to say about a wing of your company that absolutely destroyed most box office records.

omar little, Thursday, 13 July 2023 19:12 (one year ago) link

well, the movies did get significantly worse in the past few years

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 July 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link

don't think the business wing cares as much about that.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 July 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link

Also I think it’s very much up for debate that the movies have gotten worse

the new drip king (DJP), Thursday, 13 July 2023 19:34 (one year ago) link

The de-aged Samuel L Jackson in the TV series looks somehow better than in Capt Marvel.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 13 July 2023 19:47 (one year ago) link

the technology gets a little better every year

mh, Saturday, 15 July 2023 14:41 (one year ago) link

An interesting MCU side-effect is that when I dip into a recent Marvel TPB collection (as I do from time to time), the "stasis" of E-616 is startling... Tony's still alive, Natasha's still alive, everyone looks young... obviously the mainstream timeline was always like this (notwithstanding significant side-trips and fluctuations that almost always ended up reverting back to the mean), but it's thrown into contrast by the onscreen universe where actors age, characters die, etc.

Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Thursday, 20 July 2023 04:40 (one year ago) link

Anyone watching Secret Invasion?

Is this the first time the shows have had some fairly significant plot points for the MCU?

I mean Maria Hill dying is maybe not that big a deal but Talos has had a pretty major role in recent films, so him being killed seems like a big thing to happen "off screen" for those that just watch the movies. (Although I'm still not convinced he's dead seeing as we've already had one fakeout this season with his daughter and that this is Marvel where numerous characters return after being killed).

groovypanda, Thursday, 20 July 2023 12:45 (one year ago) link

I paused Secret Invasion while my kids are in town but I am excited to catch up on it

the new drip king (DJP), Thursday, 20 July 2023 13:40 (one year ago) link

He appeared in the post-credit scene for the second Spider-Man film - other than that it's just Captain Marvel?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 20 July 2023 13:41 (one year ago) link

I suppose you might wonder what's going on with Wanda in the 2nd Dr. Strange movie if you hadn't watched Wandavision.

I “got it” from following the WandaVision thread, thankfully.

Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Thursday, 20 July 2023 13:55 (one year ago) link

I feel like Super Skrull is a more compelling villain than Kang was in the Ant Man movie. Maybe they should pivot.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Sunday, 23 July 2023 16:51 (one year ago) link

Meantime, new trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS_qbDztgVY

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 July 2023 17:05 (one year ago) link

I just found out that the daughter of one of my coworkers was an editor on this and absolutely hated it, but this is not making me any less hype about the movie

the new drip king (DJP), Sunday, 23 July 2023 19:35 (one year ago) link

Oh dear! (To her thoughts, not your hypeness.)

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 July 2023 22:36 (one year ago) link

I only saw the first episode, but it kinda sounds like "Secret Invasion" is the first MCU show that no one liked at all.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 16:59 (one year ago) link

I like it a lot but I’ve fallen behind

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 17:00 (one year ago) link

I was ambivalent at first but I really like Secret Invasion. The dystopian vibe is a nice change from the other Marvel shows & it’s weirdly enjoyable to see everyone mad at Nick Fury & him having to be accountable for the things he’s orchestrated

Jackson is really great in this, he gets to do a lot more dramatically-speaking than usual

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link

pretty sure Ant Man 3 put the immediate brakes on my kid's Marvel interest. suggested reading the Wiki page for the second half of the film and moving on from there, and he's vv ambivalent. i actually didn't think it was that bad relatively speaking but i can understand it's all kinda wearying at this stage.

omar little, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 17:27 (one year ago) link

The scene at the end with all the Kangs in the stadium grunting and hooting was pretty fucked up

Ant Man was the first MCU film I haven't seen, period. Not in a hurry to either.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 17:37 (one year ago) link

3, that is

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 17:38 (one year ago) link

we don't talk about Eternas

mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 18:10 (one year ago) link

lol, Eternals

mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 18:10 (one year ago) link

I mean, I liked Eternals but it didn’t need the sex scene

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 18:17 (one year ago) link

That was the first feature we all disliked as a family. (Coincidentally, we all also disliked "Nomadland," too)

I've got zero expectations for any of their movies until, maybe, "Fantastic Four," and even then, it seems questionable whether they can hit the 2025 release. The smart move, imo, would be to abandon/punt Kang as a villain and swap in Dr. Doom as a big bad. There was a rumored Doctor Doom standalone film in the works, which could have been a savvy way to reset this mess, but I suspect that Noah Hawley script got scrapped because he will pop up in Fantastic Four.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 18:22 (one year ago) link

It'd be really funny if Kang tried some crap and Doom just showed up and knocked him off the field

mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 18:23 (one year ago) link

It'd be pretty easy to do something like that at this point, all these future projects are delayed or otherwise in flux.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 18:29 (one year ago) link

still no word from marvel on what they plan to do with Majors?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 21:22 (one year ago) link

Remake Ant Man 3 four times with different Kangs and have fans vote on best candidate to replace him

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 July 2023 14:17 (one year ago) link

Season 2 of Loki premieres in two and a half months and I'm sure Kang is supposed to show up there.

Disney can always delay it - it was already delayed at least once - but what they can't do right now, for any of their projects, is reshoots or rewrites. Or shoots and writing, period. So I dunno what they're going to do.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 July 2023 14:35 (one year ago) link

probably ignore the entire thing and shoot the movie with him

mh, Thursday, 27 July 2023 14:45 (one year ago) link

^^^

that's my guess. I'm guessing the results would be awful, but they could always recast and CGI the new actor in over what was shot.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 27 July 2023 14:49 (one year ago) link

I’d bet anything it’ll be canceled. I’d also bet anything that the announced film slate is completely overhauled.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 27 July 2023 14:57 (one year ago) link

Nah, I don't think wiping the slate will happen. If, and it's a big if given the wheels in motion, they'll ride out Loki s2 with Majors, then delay the films that he might be in and recast. Easy enough to write off with all those alternate Kangs. He just looks different.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 27 July 2023 14:59 (one year ago) link

I don’t think Iger is thrilled about Jake Schreier’s Thunderbolts in Christmas, 2024 or any of the announced “Phase Six” films. But, as a longtime DIS stockholder, I’m no closer to understanding Iger’s motivations (beyond the usual billionaire stuff of harvesting teenager blood).

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:04 (one year ago) link

You could also reasonably interpret Iger’s view from his recent comments as “costs are the problem.” Maybe we’ll still see everything but with much smaller budgets.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:06 (one year ago) link

Yeah I have no doubt changes are coming, I think they'll scale back the TV shows first and maybe cut back on films per year for a bit. But hard not to imagine they are still going to go big with Fantastic Four and X-Men, just maybe in a few more years.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:07 (one year ago) link

Man, I’d hate to be responsible for writing Fantastic Four. The timing sucks.

Fantastic Four is challenging because you’ve been robbed of the three elements that made me (and I assume many others) love the Fantastic Four: space, Americana, and Jack Kirby. “Superheroes in space” feels meaningless after Guardians of the Galaxy, Thor, and Captain Marvel have zipped around the universe. Hell, even Spider-Man went to space! The Americana aesthetic doesn’t feel appropriate in the current era of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (i.e., after The Winter Soldier, Civil War, Infinity War, and Endgame). Finally, Disney has evenly dabbled with a stronger visual identity (e.g., Eternals, Loki, Wandavision, and Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness) but they’d need to go way further and I expect much further than they’d want. I’d want uniquely stylish like The Wachowski Sisters, Wes Anderson, Sofia Coppola, etc.

X-Men is equally challenging. I’m skeptical Disney has any interest in tackling American prejudice and bigotry. But that has the benefit of being unannounced!

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:24 (one year ago) link

I think way too much about this crap! 🤣

It’s embarrassing but I had chills when watching these movies. When I was a kid I never thought I’d see my two favorite superheroes, Black Panther and Doctor Strange, in a movie. I just want them to be good!

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:28 (one year ago) link

I’m skeptical Disney has any interest in tackling American prejudice and bigotry

They tackled the plight of refugees in Captain Marvel; granted they were from space, but X-Men are similarly one step removed from actual reality.

Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:39 (one year ago) link

Nah, I don't think wiping the slate will happen.

Eh, the slate is barely a slate. "Loki" is apparently in the can but has already been delayed/rescheduled once. "The Marvels" is in the can and has been delayed/rescheduled once. But "Captain America 4" (which has also been delayed/rescheduled once) is still in "post-production," which could very well mean nothing, considering there's currently no writing or reshoots on the table. "Thunderbolts" is in "pre-production," which doesn't mean much; filming hasn't even started. "Blade" is already on its second director and who knows what iteration of script/screenwriters, and has been bumped a few times, iirc; it's also in "pre-production." "Fantastic Four" is on its second director and second screenwriter(s). "Shang-Chi 2" is up in the air, the two upcoming "Avengers" films are practically no more than placeholders. I'd be shocked if most of the announced TV slate arrives any time soon; Filming reportedly wrapped on "Echo" a year ago, but Feige allegedly called it unreleasable and had it mostly reshot, so who knows what its status even is.

In a lot of ways I imagine Disney/Feige is breathing a sigh of relief at even the chance to pump the brakes a little. For sure the relative disappointments or failures of "Dial of Destiny" and "Elemental" and "Little Mermaid" probably gave them pause.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:50 (one year ago) link

I think when they coming out with these multi-year schedules it can feel exhausting. Like we need fifteen movies and TV series to build up to....a fight between Kang and the Avengers?

be funny if as a result ofa ll of this, they adopt a monolithic development process that results in one new movie a decade

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 July 2023 18:10 (one year ago) link

generational divides will be named for whether you were alive when Marvel was a multi-film/year enterprise or when it was a once/10 years thing

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 July 2023 18:11 (one year ago) link

One 10-hour movie.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 July 2023 18:11 (one year ago) link

Wakanda Alexanderplatz

Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Thursday, 27 July 2023 18:18 (one year ago) link

Would have to be more like a 40 hour movie to cram in a full decade.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 27 July 2023 18:20 (one year ago) link

Marvel Times Forever

you get one ticket and there is one 4 hour film shown every day for 10 days and if you misso ne day it's too bad

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 July 2023 18:29 (one year ago) link

There are films for different characters running simultaneously on screens in the theater and every now and then you have to leave the X-Men screen and finish watching the story on the Alpha Flight screen

Marvel's Dekalog.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 July 2023 19:48 (one year ago) link

Deathlokalog

The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 27 July 2023 19:59 (one year ago) link

Lol

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 27 July 2023 20:22 (one year ago) link

alright well it's decided, see you all in 2033

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 July 2023 20:33 (one year ago) link

Or...in October:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dug56u8NN7g

Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 July 2023 14:46 (one year ago) link

some lovely production design in there

come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 July 2023 15:57 (one year ago) link

Deathlok would seem to be an easy choice.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 31 July 2023 20:14 (one year ago) link

Kang is very boring but that time slipping animation is very good.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 3 August 2023 21:28 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

oh hey, loki started up again

first episode was not great tho imo. i mean everyone loves ke huy quan, and owen wilson's nose, so that's cool. not to mention diminutive field marshals with scottish accents. but the situation hasn't really changed at all

also jonathan majors's visage is very much in evidence even if the actor himself is not (yet)

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 October 2023 03:10 (one year ago) link

I enjoyed it as an opener but mostly thanks to the new faces and the relentless design feast.

Tho it's odd to me that Loki was not familiar with the concept of 'spaghettification'.

nashwan, Saturday, 7 October 2023 09:21 (one year ago) link

i enjoyed this - also I found out that a guy i used to work with (back in my dvd distribution days) wrote this episode! so that was exciting

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 October 2023 15:07 (one year ago) link

This ep was bonkers. Its been 2 years so my brain was scrabbling furiously to recall what the hell was going on prior.

Fav bit - where OB is talking about the handbook and tosses a copy behind him without looking and Loki catches it, would love to know how many takes that took!

So uh... Majors is really heavily tied up in linked storylines in this and other moviles, hows that gonna work?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 8 October 2023 09:59 (one year ago) link

Badly, I suspect. Let's see what happens. But I liked the episode myself! That whole design vibe of the TVA really is a main character in the best of senses.

Meantime, a lot of this tracks:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/daredevil-marvel-disney-1235614518/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 15:26 (one year ago) link

Episode was a fine/fun reintroduction.

Normally I'd be OK with slimming these things down, but the fact that the upcoming "Marvels" movie is only 105 minutes long is kinda a red-flag, even more so when you factor iirc Dan's news that a person he knows that worked on it hated it.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link

With Daredevil’s new direction, Marvel hopes to right the ship on a project with sky-high expectations. The show is Marvel’s first to feature a hero who already had a successful series on Netflix, running three seasons. But sources say that Corman and Ord crafted a legal procedural that did not resemble the Netflix version, known for its action and violence. Cox didn’t even show up in costume until the fourth episode.

Really? Lol

Chavez video on MTV, July 1995 (morrisp), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 15:58 (one year ago) link

The irony is that this person is an editor and thus largely responsible for the trimmed run time

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 16:02 (one year ago) link

(Also I don’t know her, I know her dad)

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 16:02 (one year ago) link

I watched GotG 3 recently and it was one of the more enjoyable and visually interesting Marvel films. But it did leave me irritated because of what seems to be a trope in a lot of these superhero productions - the good guys indiscriminately kill the foot soldiers but spare the life of the genocidal antagonist. It doesn’t seem very class conscious

I am using your worlds, Saturday, 14 October 2023 18:46 (one year ago) link

superheroes' weaknesses are manifestos.

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 October 2023 13:04 (one year ago) link

I was just thinking of the number of shows that dangled new characters that may never come into play (not including easter eggs and deep cut in-jokes). The Eternals promised Black Knight and hinted at the perpetually delayed Blade, not to mention the titular characters that no one gave a fuck about. I can't even remember which one had Eros and Pip the Troll, maybe that one. Hercules popped up at the end of Thor 4. Werewolf By Night introduced a bunch of stuff and implied Man-Thing would be important. Miles Morales was teased a couple of times. And of course the oft-promised/threatened Kang himself is up in the air. And they haven't even gotten to Fantastic Four or X-Men. Who knows if they can even keep it together until then.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 October 2023 16:02 (one year ago) link

Well, I did not expect to see that as an episode. The whole "I'm not who you think I am" speech just felt like a massive error of judgement.

Hello I'm shitty gatsworth (aldo), Friday, 20 October 2023 16:13 (one year ago) link

OK, we've now seen the first three episodes of Loki 2. It's fine, but I still think they need to nip this shit in the bud ASAP. Even setting aside the problem with Majors (the person), Marvel *just did* this time travel/time line shenanigans stuff. It was literally the climax of its previous cycle. So Marvel, if you're listening, he's what you gotta do:

1) Use the alternate time-line BS as a means to bring in the Fantastic Four
2) Have the Fantastic Four figure out a way to fix the timeline and trap Kang in some sort of Phantom Zone again
3) Introduce Dr. Doom as the Big Bad. Seems simple enough to me. It can be a post-credits sequence (after Kang is conquered/put on mothballs), or maybe in the Agatha show. Menacing drone. Camera creeping through hallways of a castle. Close up of eyes behind a mask. Longer shot of Doom sitting on a throne. Cut to black. Kind of like they did with Thanos, get everyone excited again.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 October 2023 13:46 (one year ago) link

Doom has to save everyone imo

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 27 October 2023 15:58 (one year ago) link

Definitely agree about bringing in Doom to be the Big Bad, I really thought that would be the direction and was kind of surprised they went all in on Kang.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 27 October 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link

Kang is boring in the comics (except maybe Young Avengers)

I haven't seen Majors in anything outside of Ant-Man and Loki, but IMO he is also boring

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 27 October 2023 16:33 (one year ago) link

Boring is wrong, actually. Just a bit... panto?

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 27 October 2023 16:34 (one year ago) link

He was absolutely fantastic in Lovecraft Country, which is why I was initially excited about his casting (obviously before the troubling news broke).

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 27 October 2023 16:35 (one year ago) link

What it boils down to is: fuck being hard, Doom is complicated.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 October 2023 17:21 (one year ago) link

I'm not a big comics head, does Kang have a motivation?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 October 2023 17:22 (one year ago) link

Gotta admit, that was a great cliffhanger.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 02:50 (one year ago) link

agreed!

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 04:54 (one year ago) link

I don’t mind this season of Loki at all but Loki has been very un-Loki-ish. He just seems so noble and trustworthy, like he’s just all in on saving all the timelines but doesn’t seem so concerned with how he is gaming this for himself. The God of Mischief has not been remotely mischievous this season.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 05:13 (one year ago) link

yeah i was wondering why i wasn't really feeling this season even though it hasn't been bad at all, and that's part of it I think. so much of loki's appeal is that tension btw wanting to rule everything and wanting to do the right thing

also this show was better when it focused more on the characters' personal arcs and relationships - loki/morbius, loki/sylvie, morbius/renslayer, b-15 etc. just feels like a standard "we need to stop this bad thing from happening, repeat 10x" MCU plotline now

Roz, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 06:25 (one year ago) link

It feels (even more than before, for obvious reasons) that this show may indeed be aiming for some sort of reset. Fingers crossed! I recall reading that this is the first Marvel show that did not require reshoots, though, and if Marvel was even close to panic mode you'd think the shoot might have had a few of those.

Per Loki, there's always the chance this isn't the real Loki, either. Lotta cards left to play, should they desire.

Is it just me, or is this season literally really dark?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 12:15 (one year ago) link

I think the confrontation with Sylvie in the cafeteria shows that Loki wants to rule the timelines and that what he’s getting out of this is being the backstop against HWR/Kang as puppet master of reality.

the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:50 (one year ago) link

I stopped watching the shows. I’m not even sure I’ve seen all of the movies. A multi-movie Doctor Doom epic would immediately make me excited about the MCU again. My love of Marvel is a byproduct of Marvel’s ability to weave common speculative settings. Nobody does this better Doctor Doom!

Doom’s rule over Latveria, where he is the absolute monarch, adds a fantasy element to his character. His megalomaniacal belief in his own god-like status and his obsession with acquiring god-like powers taps into Marvel’s mythological themes. He’s a formidable sorcerer, making him a believable antagonist to Doctor Strange. He’s a brilliant scientist rivaling Mr. Fantastic and Iron Man. I could go on and on. He’s the best.

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 14:12 (one year ago) link

I got VERY hype a few years ago when noises were made about a Noah Hawley Doom movie

Or, more simply, etaeoe OTM

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 14:31 (one year ago) link

Dr. Doom's at his best when he's doing whatever it takes to achieve a goal, regardless of the fallout. OR DOES HE?

The Roger Stern/Mike Mignola story with Dr. Doom and Dr. Strange, TRIUMPH AND TORMENT, is completely over the top with Strange wonder whether Doom's screwed up different parts of his own plan, or if he's just messing with everyone in order to achieve his own goals. One of the turning points in making Doom more of a sorcerer while giving him a little more backstory.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 14:57 (one year ago) link

Then there’s the whole aspect of “wait, was that Doom? Or a Doombot?”

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 15:00 (one year ago) link

Oh, yeah. That's one narrative out. The other is that half of the Doom lore stories using a third-party narrator as a framing device so every time you learn more about his childhood, there's a strong chance that half of it was exaggerated nonsense. Can you really trust some random Latverian relaying information about their ruler?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 15:03 (one year ago) link

Noah Hawley Doom movie

Hawley apparently even turned in a script, but Marvel passed. Iirc, this was right around when Disney bought Fox, so they probably had all sorts of grand designs before covid and other delays screwed up the sacred Marvel timeline.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 16:51 (one year ago) link

That and the other studios tried to make FF work how many times? Kind of crazy. I don't think I've ever seen more than bits and pieces of any of them

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 17:47 (one year ago) link

That's why I think the key is to make a standalone Doom movie. Set up the character, set up his world, set up his whole deal.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 17:48 (one year ago) link

frenemies movie with Dr. Strange

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 17:51 (one year ago) link

at the end, Doom can turn to the camera and say "and now to get back to my real enemy... Reed Richards!"

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 17:51 (one year ago) link

Mr. Fantastic’s power is just inherently goofy. Hard to strike the right tone.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 17:53 (one year ago) link

I say they just background him and make Sue the main FF character. He can always be off working on something technical, or captured, or missing.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link

I think the trick with the FF is *not* to give them an origin story or whatever. Just port them over from another timeline or, regardless, quickly establish their deal. Kind of like what they did with the latest Spider-men (animated and Tom Holland). And yeah, Reed, they barely need to give him powers, he's a super-genius, leave him to the lab with Hulk or whomever, working on widgets or figuring out what is going on while the rest get assigned to various adventures.

So yeah, Doom, give *him* an origin story, set up his complexity and ambiguity, and make the *the FF* the post-credits tease.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 18:19 (one year ago) link

I've always thought Sue could be the most powerful/dangerous member of the group anyway. Slide a 2-micron force needle into the bad guy, expand it, et voila --

https://d3dkwn7op408kc.cloudfront.net/ckeditor_assets/2022/12/05/copied-from-winston-effect.jpg

that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 18:24 (one year ago) link

skip the origin story and go full interdimensional Council of Reeds who get over their heads and you need Doom to help sort it out

actual comics plotline, there

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 19:45 (one year ago) link

I always thought stretching would be a cool power.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 00:10 (one year ago) link

Then again they could be reading this thread:

At the gathering in Palm Springs, executives discussed backup plans, including pivoting to another comic book adversary, like Dr. Doom.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 November 2023 16:22 (one year ago) link

*frowns quizzically*

As public criticism mounts, Feige is pulling the plug on scripts and projects that aren’t working. Case in point: the “Blade” reboot. With Mahershala Ali signed on for the eponymous role of a vampire, things looked promising for a 2023 release date. But the project has gone through at least five writers, two directors and one shutdown six weeks before production. One person familiar with the script permutations says the story at one point morphed into a narrative led by women and filled with life lessons. Blade was relegated to the fourth lead, a bizarre idea considering that the studio had two-time Oscar winner Ali on board.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 November 2023 16:25 (one year ago) link

“The Marvel machine was pumping out a lot of content. Did it get to the point where there was just too much, and they were burning people out on superheroes? It’s possible."

lol This quote could have appeared at any time in the last 13 years.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 16:27 (one year ago) link

Blade: The View

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 16:27 (one year ago) link

But the ensuing tsunami of spandex proved to be too much of a good thing, and the demands of churning out so much programming taxed the Marvel apparatus. Moreover, the need to tease out an interwoven storyline over so many disparate shows, movies and platforms created a muddled narrative that baffled viewers.

otm imo, there's only so much time in one's life. my kid was steering the ship on watching Marvel stuff and it's kinda crazy how rapidly he lost interest, he loved Loki S1 and hasn't even mentioned S2. I think he mostly kinda liked the more recent movies and also the shows he'd seen but he just has no interest in attempting to keep up with another new storyline, and after Ant Man 3 he was done.

omar little, Wednesday, 1 November 2023 16:34 (one year ago) link

having interwoven stories that made you had to buy a half dozen titles that you didn't care about in order to understand what was going on in the one comic you enjoyed reading was one of the most widely-derided things they did in that medium! and they decided that was what they needed to replicate in movies and tv

there are multiple reasonably successful movie and tv franchises now that do this without making the intersection points the main plotline of the individual elements

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 16:57 (one year ago) link

Oooof

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link

A Blade movie that isn’t at all about Blade would be very, very funny

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 17:11 (one year ago) link

it makes it sound more like what would happen if Blade showed up on Sesame Street chasing the Count and was waylaid into a life lesson by Elmo.

omar little, Wednesday, 1 November 2023 17:13 (one year ago) link

I feel bad for the writers because some clueless producers are just "Can you make this like Blade but woke?!"

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 17:15 (one year ago) link

ironically Blade as a concept is already woke so idk wtf they were thinking

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 17:16 (one year ago) link

It is pretty woaw that a She Hulk episode cost more to make than a final season Game of thrones episode

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 17:19 (one year ago) link

Yeah, my older kids either have aged out or had no interest to begin with, and my 13 year old is extremely Disney skeptical at this point. His position is "It sucks unless you can convince me otherwise."

I still remember how good the first Iron Man and the first Avengers were.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 17:23 (one year ago) link

the difference is that you can clearly see what is going on onscreen in any given episode of she-hulk and that shit does not come cheap xp

come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 17:24 (one year ago) link

ironically Blade as a concept is already woke so idk wtf they were thinking


the daywoker

come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 17:25 (one year ago) link

“having interwoven stories that made you had to buy a half dozen titles that you didn't care about in order to understand what was going on in the one comic you enjoyed reading was one of the most widely-derided things they did in that medium!”

Marvel in the 1990s, and one of various reasons I quit collecting

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 17:52 (one year ago) link

His position is "It sucks unless you can convince me otherwise."

He's ready to be a prestige filmmaker!

Girl (1956) (morrisp), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 17:54 (one year ago) link

A Blade movie that isn’t at all about Blade would be very, very funny
― the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, November 1, 2023 5:11 PM (forty-one minutes ago)

"Blink" being a spectacular Dr. Who episode, I could see the concept possibly working, but that it'd be better applied to Damage Control.

Blade as the continuation (after Werewolf by Night, Dr. Strange...) of wrapping in the supernatural, he needs to be central. They could bring in Ghost Rider, tease or start all the Midnight Sons, etc.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 18:06 (one year ago) link

does loki s02 actually make any sense, like, within its own framework? the timelines are disappearing! the timelines are expanding so fast that shit's gonna break unless we invent some chronobabble gadgets! everyone's sprinting through dark corridors shrieking we're running out of time and everyone's gonna die! i mean i guess i don't actually need it to make sense, but this is less fun to me than moons crashing into planets and dozens of lokis fighting each other and the loki-sophie thing/not-thing

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 November 2023 18:27 (one year ago) link

the exposition-tastic s02e01 was a major turnoff and my family has not returned

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 19:11 (one year ago) link

I get the sense the Loki show has had things going on off-screen that were hinted at and the end of the show is going to live within the framework of the beginning of the season
mostly prompted by that Loki seeing Sophie pry herself out of the elevator scene that made no sense at the beginning of the season being resolved by Loki paradoxing himself. So we've got the question of whether he just sheared off some timelines

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 19:28 (one year ago) link

i will say that between owen wilson and rafael casal/x-5/brad wolfe, this show has some Interesting Noses

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 November 2023 19:44 (one year ago) link

Loki has basically been balls-out hilarious across 4 episodes with the cliffhanger on the most recent one being the absolute best thing I’ve seen in a Marvel property in a long time

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 20:13 (one year ago) link

I like the clock hologram lady

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 20:15 (one year ago) link

Voiced by Tara Strong who is a voice actor powerhouse!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 20:50 (one year ago) link

lol have IG open on my phone and reading the comments on Amy Schumer's latest evil woe-is-me post, I see a comment from Tara Strong just as I read the above post, she's "definitely fallen in love with you"

voice actor powerhouse!

Murgatroid, Wednesday, 1 November 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link

Miss Minutes is absolutely terrifying. The glee she was showing while Renslayer crushed the captive TVA agents was such a great touch.

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 20:57 (one year ago) link

tara strong made some pretty anti-palestinian and islamophobic tweets fwiw but obviously not the only problematic actor associated with this show heh

but yeah, great performance

, Wednesday, 1 November 2023 21:06 (one year ago) link

There was also some internet chatter about her being racist towards an Uber driver but I don’t really know what happened there

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 22:51 (one year ago) link

I am going to defer my judgment and just enjoy a ridiculous computer animated character for the time being being

the easy out of “wow I knew they were bad because their acting sucked” is a coward’s refuge I try not to do. I can just offload the moral outrage on to the corporation for giving me that shit

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 2 November 2023 01:53 (one year ago) link

Rob Gordon needs to critique the newest Loki episode

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 3 November 2023 04:54 (one year ago) link

I'm really enjoying Ke Huy Quan in this, he's so endearing.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 6 November 2023 05:41 (one year ago) link

yeah he’s great!

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 November 2023 05:45 (one year ago) link

"Well it did take me 18 months. And my wife left me".

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 6 November 2023 05:51 (one year ago) link

I thought this most recent episode was great and the first of any of these shows or movies in a while to have any real oomph.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 03:44 (one year ago) link

Maybe oomph was not the right onomatopoeia. But it had *something* that's been missing.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 03:46 (one year ago) link

Genuinely curious how the new "Marvels" movie fares. I mean, it comes out in two days, and I've detected literally nothing in terms of excitement or interest, especially for a sequel to a movie that made over a billion. Maybe it'll be huge!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 22:18 (one year ago) link

I bought tickets to the Marvels movie for Friday evening... there were five tickets sold, seven after I paid. It's going to tank, hard.

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 22:33 (one year ago) link

I’ll probably see Deadpool next, then FF. (I don’t know when the next Spider-Man will happen.)

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 22:36 (one year ago) link

It might be a problem how this film necessitates at least some familiarity with the events of two TV series, as well as two of the three main characters coming from those series.

omar little, Thursday, 9 November 2023 00:03 (one year ago) link

And also that Brie Larson is charisma free in the role

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 November 2023 02:50 (one year ago) link

Very mixed reviews so far

groovypanda, Thursday, 9 November 2023 13:33 (one year ago) link

People are out for blood, regardless. I'm sure it's fine, just that a lot of people are sick of fine.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 November 2023 13:34 (one year ago) link

Well just saw it and I liked it! 'Fine' sure but actually better than that, it being quick helped too, a nice balance of personal melodrama and cosmic stuff with a lot of good zings/LOLs as it went, but I have no idea how it would land if you haven't seen either WandaVision or Ms. Marvel. (But on that latter point, it was just good fun seeing the whole Khan family again.) Still, though, even if it wasn't landing in an angst-filled atmosphere re the MCU, a fair amount of it lands REAL differently given the last few weeks of the world, though that might just be me.

One mid-credit screen, plus a quick audio amusement at the very end.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 November 2023 01:54 (one year ago) link

Haven't seen any of the shows that feed into this one so I may skip it but the short runtime is certainly a draw for me - I always find Marvel movies to be about 20-30 minutes too long

Vinnie, Friday, 10 November 2023 02:11 (one year ago) link

Yeah, bloated this isn't.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 November 2023 02:17 (one year ago) link

Surprised this is projected to tank so hard, I remember liking the trailer, the Captain Marvel movie was huge, and the Ms. Marvel show was critically acclaimed (though to be honest I myself watched only the pilot.) I mean are people more excited about quantum Paul Rudd being quantum Paul Rudd again?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 10 November 2023 03:29 (one year ago) link

I mean are people more excited about quantum Paul Rudd being quantum Paul Rudd again?

Despite grossing around $476 million worldwide, it was considered a box-office disappointment, becoming one of the few films in the MCU not to break even in its theatrical run.[6]

Number None, Friday, 10 November 2023 10:23 (one year ago) link

Yeah, when you make half a billion and only break even, you're doing it wrong. Blumhouse has got it figured out: spend less, make more:

Blumhouse just had its biggest opening ever with “Five Nights at Freddy’s”.

It made $130m (on a $20m budget).

Still has weeks to go but another win for the studio that just cranks out horror bangers with wild returns on budgets. pic.twitter.com/d1ay8OLuZz

— Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) October 30, 2023

And if you *are* going to spend a shit ton of money on a movie that is seemingly 75% superfluous effects (or 75% FX, full stop), go into it with a solid script. Everything I read about these Marvel movies makes it seem like they have got it backwards. It's like they start the FX without a finished script, eventually get a writer/director, make the writers/directors work around those FX, which means demanding reshoots and throwing shit out, which means more FX, which wastes time, money and energy. Not that they've had a winning track record later, but does Pixar do "reshoots"? Start without finished scripts? I doubt it.

The story of Nia DaCosta leaving "The Marvels" several months early sounds like it wasn't her fault, but the fact that she could at all shows how little Marvel cares about making a coherent movie and more about cranking shit out. It's good that there's little on the sched for 2024. Covid was a sign from god that it was time to take a break. The actors and writers strikes were two more. Finally, Marvel seems to be getting the message that making movies that people want to see means making movies that people want to see.

I'm no marketing genius, but it hasn't helped that most of the TV shows (whatever their worth as entertainments) have hardly been must-see events. I love how "Werewolf By Night" was marketed as a special event. Imagine if they did the same with other shows. Make them seem special. Promote one as a must-see TV movie event setting the stage for big movies to come, not just side-stage wheel spinning. Make people excited, not exhausted.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 November 2023 14:04 (one year ago) link

“Finally, Marvel seems to be getting the message that making movies that people want to see means making movies that people want to see.”

💯

I snark on the MCU, I know. I’m a cynic and a grumbler - but don’t hate comic book movies. Just want them to be better, fewer. and less necessarily interconnected / dependent on one another.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 10 November 2023 14:31 (one year ago) link

Feel like this season of Loki has been a metaphor for the whole dilemma of the MCU. Too many branches overwhelming the sacred timeline.

I like the interconnected nature of the MCU but it’s just too much. The early days were great—Iron Man movie, Thor movie, Captain America movie, team-up movie.

Since Endgame they’ve had Shang-chi, Spider-Man, Dr Strange, Ant Man, Guardians, Eternals, Black Panther, and now the Marvels—never mind Moon Knight, Loki, Hawkeye, Falcon & Winter Soldier, She-Hulk…. and still
more characters who have been introduced (or reintroduced) like Black Knight, Starfox, Daredevil, Wong… and yet there is still no cohesive team up movie that draws it all together.

It’s the sheer quantity of threads, without the sacred throughline, that’s making it all feel so meaningless.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Friday, 10 November 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link

also doesn't help that there's the Miles Morales films doing multiverse stuff a lot better

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 10 November 2023 17:59 (one year ago) link

I still think Loki and Wandavision were more entertaining than any of the films though

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 10 November 2023 18:00 (one year ago) link

ha you even forgot there was a Black Window movie. That seemed like a real problem for the MCU-- hey, I know we killed off this character, but you still like her so we're giving you a movie about her. We're not going to bring her back though.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 10 November 2023 18:03 (one year ago) link

Widow

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 10 November 2023 18:03 (one year ago) link

The Black Widow movie was OK, it was a B. But I didn’t even realize that pgwp neglected to include it 😂

(It was better than The Eternals by a lot though)

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 10 November 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link

Not to mention all the secondary characters, heroes and villains alike, introduced in the movies and TV shows. Some of whom are supposedly slated to get their own shows or movies, some of whom will no doubt be totally forgotten or need to be reintroduced, unless they were just inserted as a gag. Like Eros and Pip dropped in at the end of "The Eternals." Who the fuck remembers that? Or "Man-Thing," hiding out in "Werewolf by Night."

Granted, as a very casual comic reader when I was younger, like many I didn't like *all* comics or *all* characters, just some. Marvel's big lift is that they are trying to make movies that *everyone* likes, but just as not everyone read "Spider-man" or "Dr. Strange" or "Daredevil" or whatever, not everyone equally wants "Moon Knight" or "Thor" or "Captain America." And even then, not every era/writer/artist was a winner. That's why they should probably focus on the writing first and foremost. In the end, no one cares about FX. They care about good characters, which means good writing. Paul Rudd may be beloved by all, but everyone likes Loki (the character) better than "Ant-man" (and most characters) in the MCU because he gets good lines that are in turn elevated by Hiddleston, one of the only actors left in this grand endeavor that gives consistently compelling performances. Like, Elizabeth Olson is a great actor, but she's not that great in "Dr. Strange 2" because she's simply not given anything good to work with, imo. ScarJo and Pugh and Harbor are all really good/fun in "Black Widow," but I can't even remember what that movie was about. You just don't care because there's no momentum, and there's no momentum (and in return, no drama) because the stories don't provide any.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 November 2023 18:13 (one year ago) link

Not that they've had a winning track record later, but does Pixar do "reshoots"? Start without finished scripts? I doubt it.

Dunno about others, but Toy Story 2 famously scrapped the story halfway through (already locked into their shortest production period ever) when Lasseter finished on A Bug’s Life. (The McQuarrie Missions Impossible start shooting with two stunt sequences written and new troupe members cast, and make up the story, characters and other action setpieces as they go along. Changing your mind midway through making something works fine if there’s someone in charge of having a mind to change. And if the animators had better working conditions, when the mind is Phil Lord’s.)

vashti funyuns (sic), Friday, 10 November 2023 18:39 (one year ago) link

Missions Impossible start shooting with two stunt sequences written and new troupe members cast, and make up the story, characters and other action setpieces as they go along

lol it shows!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 November 2023 18:44 (one year ago) link

I’m a cynic and a grumbler - but don’t hate comic book movies. Just want them to be better, fewer. and less necessarily interconnected / dependent on one another.

Plenty of entertaining, satisfying comic book movies in the last year or so that aren't dependent on each other, or anything else.

Fincher's Killer is slight, but a functional thriller that's well-made. I refuse to guess how much of its oddness was intentional, but I had a hoot watching The Beach That Makes You Old. Kline's Funny Pages has some half-in-jokes, but clearly doesn't expect the viewer to know them. Haven't seen the second Adkins Accident Man, but critical consensus is that it's superior, and I can't imagine he takes longer to set up the character than the 40-odd seconds of montage and VO in the first. Mélanie Laurent's Wingwomen dropped on Netflix a week ago; even if developments with the author don't forestall adapting the sequel, you're still GTG on the first one. Shortcomings only made it to multiplexes an hour away by bus here, but had great reviews. I skipped the last six (1991-2016), but Mutant Mayhem is completely stand-alone, assumes no prior knowledge of any version of the property, and is huge fun.

vashti funyuns (sic), Friday, 10 November 2023 18:51 (one year ago) link

I definitely read somewhere (years ago though, not sure how it is now) that Pixar basically reworked their movies until they worked, often extensively changing a movie midway through production (I think "Brave" was supposed to be very different initially, maybe I read an article about that movie)

xxp

silverfish, Friday, 10 November 2023 18:52 (one year ago) link

Loki finale. Oof.

groovypanda, Friday, 10 November 2023 19:04 (one year ago) link

Is that a bad oof?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 November 2023 19:06 (one year ago) link

Loki finale. Oof.

― groovypanda, Friday, November 10, 2023 bookmarkflaglink

I think it needs to be said that despite Majors’ off-set awfulness, he is also truly terrible as Kang. I’m nfind ever scene with him (in season 1, and Ant Man, and especially season 2) just absolutely insufferable

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Friday, 10 November 2023 19:07 (one year ago) link

Good oof xp

And hopefully a fitting ending for Tom Hiddleston's Loki

groovypanda, Friday, 10 November 2023 19:26 (one year ago) link

i struggled to keep up w Loki finale, i felt kinda lost. i’d mildly struggled this season generally but still enjoyed it but for some reason this last ep i found maybe ~too~ high-concept? idk

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 November 2023 20:08 (one year ago) link

in the last year or so

lol turns out a due-out-theatrically-in-2020 Nimona adap dropped on Netflix five months ago (to good reviews!)

vashti funyuns (sic), Friday, 10 November 2023 20:44 (one year ago) link

Loki is Groot?

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Friday, 10 November 2023 22:35 (one year ago) link

finale felt like an edge of tomorrow rip for the first half

, Friday, 10 November 2023 22:47 (one year ago) link

The Marvels was a lot of fun, definitely one of the better ones I've seen in the last few years... Iman Vellani pretty much owns the movie, and it felt at points like I was missing some backstory due to not having seen some of the TV shows. But they kept it light and short, which is what I wanted. And of course the scene with the zero-g floating kittens was epic.

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Saturday, 11 November 2023 05:24 (one year ago) link

(we saw the 3D IMAX version... there were, including us, nine people in the theater)

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Saturday, 11 November 2023 05:48 (one year ago) link

not a marvel head, so maybe i'm missing something extremely obvious, but

loki is not a hero! so why is he doing all this? because he likes having friends? yet he loves sophie/himself so much that he will do anything but kill her/himself. running out there and grabbing the time-strands, even if it made sense, doesn't address any of the main issues, which are him/sophie/destiny. and that was the interesting part -- are they the same? are they different? why does he care? -- not this nonsensical time chaos

(tbf the CENTURIES LATER placard was extremely funny)

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 November 2023 05:50 (one year ago) link

hmm Loki gets his throne, completes the redemption arc he’s been on since Thor:Ragnarok, finds his Glorious Purpose (in case they didn’t make it obvious enough, that was the name of the episode for both the pilot and the finale) and becomes literally Yggdrasil, the world tree in Norse mythology holding together all of the realms - or in this case, all time and space

As an ending it’s a bit too neat, even if how he got there didn’t make a lot of sense

And agree that the show abandoned all that was interesting about the Loki/Sylvie dynamic… feels like a mistake to have kept them apart for so much of the season. I didn’t like the idea of a romantic pairing, but their scenes always had spark

Roz, Saturday, 11 November 2023 16:35 (one year ago) link

This is not the same Loki as the one in Ragnarok though, right? This one diverged at the end of the first Avengers movie.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Saturday, 11 November 2023 23:35 (one year ago) link

Knew someone was gonna bring that up haha. I meant in the context of the MCU as a whole, the theme of his character has always been about finding redemption through selflessness/sacrifice

which honestly is a lazy and boring trope, but I’m not expecting complex character endings from the MCU and this is a good exit for Hiddleston as any

Roz, Sunday, 12 November 2023 04:00 (one year ago) link

Sounds like The Marvels had the lowest opening weekend of any MCU movie, and isn’t expected to break even.

Phair · Jagger/Richards · Carl Perkins (morrisp), Sunday, 12 November 2023 22:48 (one year ago) link

I liked the last Loki. I thought it did a good job wrapping up the story while simultaneously putting him (and, if they want, Kang) in an in-case-of-franchise-emergency holding cell.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 November 2023 23:24 (one year ago) link

I thought The Marvels was fun, exceeded my admittedly pretty low expectations. Iman Vellani was great, she’s just a joy in this role. The prince subplot was weird and probably unnecessary, but the short running time overall kept it from dragging.

Was expecting a nod to that particular group in the mid-credits scene but not THAT particular version of the character.

We saw this in IMAX 3d and for the first time ever, the glasses they gave me weren’t functional. It looked like complete garbage with them on, before I finally checked my son’s glasses quick to realize I needed to go out and get replacements.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 12 November 2023 23:45 (one year ago) link

I saw it today and thought it was great, lots of fun. Now feeling like all the bad juju it had in the run up was just more dumb misogyny when it comes to superhero/fantasy/sci-fi.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Monday, 13 November 2023 01:45 (one year ago) link

Iirc, didn't the first Captain Marvel movie really benefit from coming between the two Avengers finales, with a huge post credits cliffhanger priming it further? Pretty good timing. Also, two of the main characters of this one were essentially introduced in TV shows, I wonder if that might factor in as well.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2023 02:03 (one year ago) link

People are saying that the SAG strike, and lack of actor promotion for the movie, may have also played a factor? Idk

Phair · Jagger/Richards · Carl Perkins (morrisp), Monday, 13 November 2023 02:36 (one year ago) link

One thing I was a bit confused by in Loki is, when they prune someone, they'd end up in that empty world where all the other Lokis were last season.

But if that's where Renslayer ended up how come the scene then suggested that was still the TVA (with the floor logo they showed)? I wasn't sure what to infer there.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 13 November 2023 03:53 (one year ago) link

Loki getting what he wanted all along, but not quite how he wanted it. I'll take it.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 13 November 2023 15:59 (one year ago) link

I'm kind of wondering if some scenes were cut from the Loki finale. I'd heard some chatter that the finale was going to set something up with Kang for the next Avengers movie, and that...didn't really happen.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 13 November 2023 16:03 (one year ago) link

A slight sense of a hedge, yeah, with the ending reference to what happened in Quantumania and a bit of a 'we'll keep an eye on things.' I figure they could always recast, they've done it before!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 November 2023 16:05 (one year ago) link

xxxpost Iirc that place at the end of time, where pruned timelines go, is a hodgepodge of trimmed timeline stuff, including alternative TVA detritus and other crap. Buildings, vehicles, etc

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2023 16:06 (one year ago) link

Most of the announced future films are hovering in a pre production purgatory, so yeah, the future is unwritten.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2023 16:09 (one year ago) link

ha ha I just saw a theory that we saw Loki becoming The Beyonder

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 13 November 2023 16:13 (one year ago) link

Well, Secret Wars would be a fast way to introduce literally every unused character at once, lol.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link

Looking at what people have written around the web on the last Loki episode, I'm not alone in thinking
Loki is now the God of Stories. That was the culmination of a plotline where he's decided not to be the God of Lies. Kind of nice that he now has his own throne and his own version of Yggdrasil crafted from all the timelines

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 13 November 2023 16:50 (one year ago) link

Yeah that's kinda what I'm figuring.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 November 2023 16:50 (one year ago) link

I'm always impressed when Disney lets some numbers out. Looks like a little over 11 million people watched the Loki finale.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:26 (one year ago) link

But it was the same person in 11 million different branches

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 01:30 (one year ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-jpZZkaMAAg-ih.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 01:36 (one year ago) link

I wrote a big long post about how I watched the Eternals for the first time and how bad it sucked, but I guess it didn't go through and I don't have the heart to rewrite it.

But man, what a slog. Definitely my least favorite Marvel movie. Well, maybe tied with the Hulk. But this one was so bad because it tried to do so much and missed the mark so badly! Pip the troll was ghastly, does anybody really want to see him in a movie? Or Starfox for that matter? Some things work in the comics and will not work in movies, or they need a very deft touch. The Mr. Fantastic problem.

Nothing landed, although some of the visuals were nice I guess. Why do Kirby and throw out everything Kirbyesque?

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 02:42 (one year ago) link

I tried watching both Hulk movies over the weekend. I didn’t realize/remember that the 2nd one was an MCU movie (and they just replaced the actor); I thought Ruffalo was yet another reboot. Anyway, I didn’t get very far in either of them.

Phair · Jagger/Richards · Carl Perkins (morrisp), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 03:02 (one year ago) link

Yeah, Eternals was flat-out bad and boring.

Which reminds me of a couple of other characters/actors that I just can't imagine returning to one of these movies any time soon. Like Charlize Theron as Clea. Or Brett Goldstein as Hercules. Or Jon Snow as Black Knight. First of all, they can't even keep all the mainline actors on retainer forever, can they? Eventually they have to move on, a la RDJr or Hiddleston. But these secondary people, where could they possibly fit in in the next several years, especially as Marvel/Disney incorporates the Fox properties? There are just too many characters, too little demand, and the costs are too high. One reason the Guardians movies work is they don't really have to deal with any of this stuff, they can be off in space in their own relatively self-contained stories. Probably smart that Disney is exploring the idea of making some of their other stories more self-contained as well.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 03:09 (one year ago) link

I could see a Charlize movie in the chute tbh

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 03:13 (one year ago) link

Ang Lee Hulk was bad but interesting. Norton Hulk was just bad.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 03:28 (one year ago) link

What If? returns over Christmas with a new episode daily from December 22

groovypanda, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 18:37 (one year ago) link

Why do Kirby and throw out everything Kirbyesque?

This. Especially now, when we have the technology to realize Kirby's vision, which I would describe as cinematic from the jump.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 18:49 (one year ago) link

I thought "The Marvels" felt totally perfunctory, even by the standards of these movies, where even the worst (bar one or two) have still generally been OK. Which is to say, "OK" didn't quite do the trick this time. It felt really ... small with every scene a handful of actors standing around on a small, clean soundstage, talking jibber-jabber, a la Star Trek, while (might as well be) AI readies some generic alien landscape or chaotic battle. Aside from the A+ cat sequence, it just felt so run of the mill and, for all its characters, totally free of character. These movies more or less all look the same, so maybe it really does come down to the script/story, or perhaps a director strong enough to protect the script/story. But good luck cleaning up this mess, Marvel, especially when every movie introduces another major character/universe or two.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 25 November 2023 20:29 (one year ago) link

Meanwhile, my wholly unsurprising take is that it was fun and I enjoyed it

the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 4 December 2023 02:01 (one year ago) link

At this point, my opinion on all the people going “wag wag I hate these movies” is “stfu and stop watching them, no one is forcing you to”

the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 4 December 2023 02:03 (one year ago) link

I thought it was fine if a little bizarrely edited.
Having read a couple articles, it seems that Zawe Ashton did the superhero movie workout routine, wrapped filming The Marvels, had a baby, and then was called back for reshoots that ended up being large portions of the movie

So, all things considered…. I have no idea wtf is going on over there at Disney/Marvel.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 4 December 2023 14:59 (one year ago) link

it increasingly seems like they don't either

come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 December 2023 15:05 (one year ago) link

I neglected to mention that the father of that baby? Tom Hiddleston. They met while doing a West End production.

The MCU is creeping out into reality as it slowly absorbs all actors

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 4 December 2023 15:08 (one year ago) link

I think that some of Disney's worst habits/decisions have been just that, bad habits brought about by taking all those billions for granted. These reshoots, they're just the multi-million dollar equivalent of "we'll fix it in post," where "fix" means "re-write and re-shoot at great expense of time and money." There was some stink made about DaCosta leaving the shoot four months early, because it kept getting delayed/redone/changed and she had another commitment. I doubt her absence hurt the film, because this has become par for the Marvel course, doing these epic tweaks on the fly. One of those recent state-of-Marvel Variety pieces says that the "The Marvels" reshoots were "to bring coherence to a tangled storyline," which is another way of saying they didn't really have a script locked in when they started.

I read that "Loki 2" was the first at least Marvel TV show that did not require reshoots.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 December 2023 15:44 (one year ago) link

Ironically it could've used reshoots as the first half was pretty stodge

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 4 December 2023 15:47 (one year ago) link

Tom wasn't available for reshoots because he was probably busy watching the baby his partner had to leave at home because she was doing reshoots herself

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 4 December 2023 15:58 (one year ago) link

I hear Marvel provides a Watcher

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 4 December 2023 16:00 (one year ago) link

I've been rewatching the earliest movies and it's become clear that one of the bigger problems with the current MCU is not having something akin to an Avengers flick every few films to help reestablish the shared universe and refocus the overarching plot. Like I just watched Age of Ultron yesterday and, while it's no great shakes, it does a pretty decent job of synthesizing the disparate threads from the previous solo films and setting the stage for the films that followed. Just having characters pop up in one another's movies and TV shows really isn't enough, and I (and Marvel/Disney, seemingly) don't have a clear idea of where they're heading with any of the stuff they've dropped since Endgame. It'd be one thing if they were just giving up on the interconnectedness altogether but that clearly isn't their intention.

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 December 2023 16:01 (one year ago) link

I think they went for quantity of content over cohesiveness. Signing Oscar Isaac for only one season of Moon Knight means you can't set up any continuing Moon Knight stories, but you do get something to put on Disney plus.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 4 December 2023 16:06 (one year ago) link

Mainly I don't think they've found any movie leads as good as RDJ and Chris Evans

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 4 December 2023 16:10 (one year ago) link

When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose.

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 December 2023 16:31 (one year ago) link

Tom Cruise too busy getting the Mission Earth franchise off the ground

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 4 December 2023 16:36 (one year ago) link

Hiddleston is good. And Hemsworth is pretty good. One problem is that they are running out of recognizable/A-list characters, and haven't yet risked recasting the old favorites. Then again, as the way-off-base thread I started back-when shows, for at least regular people (like me) something like Guardians of the Galaxy seemed like a terrible idea/gamble, but even with obscure characters and b-list actors it turned out to be among the most successful (in every sense) series of these films, which goes to show, again, that the writer/direction makes a big difference.

I've always thought the comics model was pretty sound. That is, every few years there's a different run of writers/inkers/artists, etc., and the comics look and read differently, but fans just go with the flow. The thing is, it's a lot cheaper to produce a run of comics than it is just to make the credits to one of these movies, probably, so there's not a lot of room for risk. The TV shows seems a bit like missed opportunities, because for all their high and low points they still largely seem to be following the look and feel of the movies, bar a couple of outliers.

I bet Disney could juice things up if they threw in a couple of things that caught people's attention. Like, what about releasing short teases on Disney+ that eventually link together for a big reveal? You can't have two hours of people talking in a room, but it'd be relatively cheap and easy to scatter a few of those out there to build up hype. Call it something like "Marvel Mystery Box" or whatever, where you don't know what you're going to get until it goes live.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 December 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

So there's an Echo show about to air. Is this the one that had reportedly lots of reshoots? Is anybody excited about this? Should anybody be excited about this?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 20:42 (one year ago) link

It's getting good reviews. Only 5 episodes.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 20:56 (one year ago) link

also Devery Jacobs from Reservation Dogs is in it.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 20:57 (one year ago) link

It does feel a little off-brand that the only MCU series they've announced for this year are this and the Agatha Harkness spinoff. And that the only movie on the 2024 slate is Deadpool 3. Feels kinda like 2020 all over again, but it also feels like they could use a year to firm up their future plans.

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 21:30 (one year ago) link

Probably a good thing since, y'know, the whole thing where they (rightly and justifiably) fired the main actor that they planned to build the entire next phase around.

Excited might be overselling it, but I'm looking forward to Echo. I liked Alaqua Cox in the Hawkeye series and thought D'Onofrio made a really good Fisk/Kingpin in the Daredevil series, glad he's back.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 22:18 (one year ago) link

four weeks pass...

I guess someone died during the filming of "Wonder Man"? I guess they are filming a "Wonder Man" show? I guess "Wonder Man" is a Marvel character? (Sorry, Wonder Man fans.)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 14:17 (one year ago) link

wonder MAN? will this woke nonsense never end???

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 14:30 (one year ago) link

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Simon_Williams_(Earth-616)

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 14:35 (one year ago) link

iirc a graft of Wonder Man's brain is what gave Vision his personality. Then when Vision was reset he refused to let the Avengers use his brain again because he'd fallen in love with Wanda.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 15:11 (one year ago) link

Sounds like a movie to me!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 15:46 (one year ago) link

I really really like Wonder Man. As strong as Thor, but super super insecure…his friendship with the Beast in the late 70s/early 80s was really fun…

veronica moser, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 19:13 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I remember all that nonsense - you forgot the part where Wonder Man died, then they used his brain, THEN of course he came back to life and was like "THAT'S MY BRAIN!"

It's really bad daytime soap opera shit for kids which to be fair I enjoyed in grade school, but once I got older and discovered other things in life (or rather everything else in life), that shit got really boring really fast.

birdistheword, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 21:50 (one year ago) link

I thumbed through a trade paperback that collected the old wanda/vision stories from back in the day, hoping to see some of what was in Wandavision. Eeyuck, put it right back. Later I found the recent Vision in the suburbs miniseries which was great.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 21:54 (one year ago) link

I was way into wonder man as a kid. Green suit with goggles heavily preferred over leisure suit with shades

realistic pillow (Jon not Jon), Friday, 9 February 2024 03:20 (one year ago) link

Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Ebon Moss-Bachrach and Joseph Quinn are the Fantastic Four. Out 7/25/25.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 16:54 (one year ago) link

Reed Richards, Susan Storm, Ben Grimm and Johnny Storm, respectively, it appears.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 16:54 (one year ago) link

We’re doing this!

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 16:59 (one year ago) link

Can't wait to see who they cast as the Moleman

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:02 (one year ago) link

Dr. Doom NEEDS to be in this movie, if only for like a minute.

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:04 (one year ago) link

aghast all over again, if course, that john c reilly remains uncast as the thing

memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:05 (one year ago) link

Can only hope for a Yancy Street Gang series on Disney+=

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:09 (one year ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGTy458bAAAf6ol?format=jpg&name=large

can assume from the vibe of this that they’re going for a throwback alternate universe from which the ff will be rudely yanked by kang the beyonder and/or doctor doom into the mcu?

memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:13 (one year ago) link

Who's going to play Aunt Petunia

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:15 (one year ago) link

Not seen the casting but assume that's Pedro Pascal?

groovypanda, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:18 (one year ago) link

Happy Valentine’s Day from Marvel’s First Family! Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, and Joseph Quinn are The Fantastic Four.

Marvel Studios' #TheFantasticFour, in theaters July 25, 2025. pic.twitter.com/skPZLqu21h

— Fantastic Four (@FantasticFour) February 14, 2024

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:19 (one year ago) link

fans ‘baffled’ by vanessa kirby’s casting as willie lumpkin

memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:19 (one year ago) link

No Wyatt Wingfoot, no credibility.

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:24 (one year ago) link

fucking nerds are weeping because the Office guy isn't playing RR

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 19:54 (one year ago) link

lol Pascal is a MAJOR upgrade

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 21:06 (one year ago) link

Richie Bear as The Thing rules IMO, terrific casting

Kraal Disorientation Chamber (emsworth), Thursday, 15 February 2024 09:48 (one year ago) link

I know it's not MCU, but Madame Web predictably flopped, making it the latest in a string of underperforming superhero movies. However, all those movies were also, by many accounts, pretty bad. So the question is, have they been flopping or underperforming because people are sick of superheroes, or mostly just because they are bad? Has there been a particularly good superhero movie that flopped yet?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 February 2024 19:21 (one year ago) link

I guess we can test this out in a few years when someone makes a good superhero movie again

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 19 February 2024 19:47 (one year ago) link

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/madame-web-bomb-killed-sony-franchise-1235829471/

“We’re not going to see another Madame Web movie for another decade-plus,” quipped one industry veteran. “It failed. Sony tried to make a movie that was a different type of superhero movie.”

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-lloyd-theres-a-chance-jim-carrey-gif-11098164

All the Sony Spider-man spin-offs have been stinkers (if not flops), while all the Marvel Spider-man movies have been solid, so at a certain point it starts to seem like maybe Sony is the problem.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 February 2024 21:11 (one year ago) link

I had never heard of Madame Web before this movie. I'm not sure people are going to go see any old thing tangentially related to something they like.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 19 February 2024 21:14 (one year ago) link

<i>have they been flopping or underperforming because people are sick of superheroes, or mostly just because they are bad?</i>

The recent films, would say they're just bad (or charitably, hit or miss). There's a mix of "let me be the first to condemn it unseen" fanboy pile-on and actual viewing word of mouth contributing to performance. Ideally, everyone buys a ticket before critiquing it.

Just watched "The Marvels", and would give it a C+. While lots to criticize (songs, casting, scene transitions...), the chemistry among the three women is fun and mostly steady. The Kamala Khan actress was the best part for me, radiating the "it's a blast to be a superhero" vibe of early TV Flash.

Venom(s), Morbius, Madame Web (and Shazam 2 & Blue Beetle on the DC side) suffer from all sorts of issues like inauthentic humor, poor casting (ymmv), intrusive music, bad plots, etc.

Seems like every superhero movie now has to justify the genre's existence, so there's no latitude for a substandard film.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 19 February 2024 21:21 (one year ago) link

The Captain Marvel sequel was a flop too but three other MCU movies were in the domestic top 10 - I'd say it has less to do with cape burnout or a decline in quality than unfamiliar Marvel characters not selling.

I didn't read comic books as a kid but I knew of the X-Men and Spidey and various Avengers. Not a clue about Captain Marvel/Ant Man/Madame Web or individual X-Men names outside of Wolverine. Guardians of the Galaxy is an outlier there but that came at the perfect MCU hype moment and had an adorable raccoon star.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 February 2024 21:22 (one year ago) link

Sony's whole MO here is just so cynical. They're making movies of whatever Spider-Man related IP they can scrounge up regardless of whether anyone in the world gives a single fuck about it. Madame Web is like a quaternary character at best that AFAIK hasn't even really been used in forever. Literally just pissing money away. And yes, I did mean literally. I don't know how they got the money in there or how it's making its way out of there but it's what they're doing.

And yet they're also responsible for the Spider-Verse flicks. What the what.

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 February 2024 21:42 (one year ago) link

milo don’t you (or didn’t you) have some stake in some comics/games store at some point or am I thinking of someone else?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 19 February 2024 21:48 (one year ago) link

I still work/99% run two stores.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 February 2024 21:50 (one year ago) link

Parallels to comic books - Marvel had a good thing going when they got the Star Wars rights and were selling one or two Star Wars titles. Then they started pumping out miniseries and titles focused on characters non-die hards didn't know/care about and it wound up hurting the numbers on the core titles because people get fed up with having to buy 10 $4.99 comics to keep up with the Star Wars comic universe vs. 1-2.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 February 2024 21:55 (one year ago) link

Madame Web sounds awful, but my preteen nieces really wanted to see it for some reason, and loved it… lol

Bison UpChg (morrisp), Monday, 19 February 2024 22:00 (one year ago) link

There were only three MCU films last year - are you thinking of Across the Spider-Verse?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 February 2024 22:01 (one year ago) link

“It failed. Sony tried to make a movie that was a different type of superhero movie.”

This from all reports and all evidence is just demonstrably not true, but sure as shit is something a clueless self-exculpatory studio exec would say.

And also, the fun YMS review https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOAZjbumc2E

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2024 22:02 (one year ago) link

I hope they don’t kill the Spider-Woman movie that’s reportedly in development (unless maybe it’s for the best…).

Bison UpChg (morrisp), Monday, 19 February 2024 22:18 (one year ago) link

I don't know if it has ever been discerned that the fan boy base will not support a super hero movie if its deemed unfaithful to the source material, but i believe there is only one version of madame web to have appeared in marvel comics, and she is an elderly invalid precog, created in 1980, not, notably, a very comely 30something woman. If some sony functionary thought, "lets use this IP for the kind of character we want to make a movie about," well, the fanboy base does not like that. Maybe make the movie you want to make about the kind of character you want to involve, and use your own original IP instead of concepts created 40/50/60 years ago.

What I also don't understand is that Sony keeps making and marketing movies based on Spider man affiliated IP, but the Spiderman character only has appeared in MCU shit for nine years now. so do these Sony films, like this one or morbius or venom, make reference to Spider-man? and you never see him? they most certainly do not reference any MCU shit, right?

veronica moser, Monday, 19 February 2024 22:20 (one year ago) link

Young me as infatuated with the classic spider-woman. That was a badass costume.

Cow_Art, Monday, 19 February 2024 22:21 (one year ago) link

“It failed. Sony tried to make a movie that was a different type of superhero movie.”

The Microsoft error message - YOU have made an error and the computer has now crashed.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 19 February 2024 22:23 (one year ago) link

All the Sony Spider-man spin-offs have been stinkers (if not flops)

I like the Venom movies, they are dumb and entertaining, and I think they did ok?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 19 February 2024 22:31 (one year ago) link

the venom movies are great. they should just be making more venom movies

ivy., Monday, 19 February 2024 22:36 (one year ago) link

They did very well - 7th biggest film each year. Probably a combination of a character introduced in the earlier Spider-Man films, Tom Hardy having a good old time, and body horror (Michelle Williams' wigs)

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 February 2024 22:38 (one year ago) link

Yeah, sorry, I meant they (these Sony movies) were *not* all flops, but imo they were all stinkers, though I guess ymmv with "Venom" movies, because I don't think they are necessarily "good," though it can be argued that makes them better.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 February 2024 22:42 (one year ago) link

What I also don't understand is that Sony keeps making and marketing movies based on Spider man affiliated IP, but the Spiderman character only has appeared in MCU shit for nine years now. so do these Sony films, like this one or morbius or venom, make reference to Spider-man?

My understanding (and I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong) is that "Sony's Spider-Man Universe" is a shared universe in which Peter Parker hasn't been introduced yet; although apparently Madame Web makes a clumsy effort to allude to Uncle Ben & baby Peter, which may be why it's set in the early 2000s. I guess you see this universe briefly in Across the Spider-Verse, when they universe-hop into the Venom convenience store or whatever.

Bison UpChg (morrisp), Monday, 19 February 2024 22:46 (one year ago) link

I will probably watch all the MCU movies and tv shows until they stop making them, even if I recognize it’s been diminishing returns the last few years. The completist in me will… complete this universe.

But I have absolutely no interest in the Sony-verse, and I’ve also stopped watching all the DC movies since Justice League. Never looked back.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Monday, 19 February 2024 22:59 (one year ago) link

Don't sleep on "The Batman"! (it's not a "DCEU" movie, obv)

Sony's Sports Walkman Universe (morrisp), Monday, 19 February 2024 23:04 (one year ago) link

I think the original plan was that the "Sony Spider-Man Universe" would have Tom Holland's Spider-Man, and he'd be in both those movies and the MCU movies, and maybe if it went well, there would be some people appearing in one loaned to the other - and then negotiations broke down, and at one point there was going to be only two Spider-Man films and that was that, then apparently Tom Holland personally intervened! and things were smoothed out again, but without much of the original plan except Michael Keaton in Venom 2!

This would all have folded immediately if Venom hadn't been in a hit, is my impression - there's a third Venom film out this year (after Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Kraven the Hunter, which looks like the kind of disaster that some are describing Madame Web as) and I guess if that does well, then there juice in... Untitled Hypno-Hustler film? <groan>

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 February 2024 23:43 (one year ago) link

Gail Simone was giving a boost to people tweeting about the theory that someone at Sony was idly searching for “villain team” ideas for their Spider properties and came up with her version of DC’s Sinister Six, which would explain the weird announcement that that Sony was making some minor luchador spider-character movie and why Kraven seems like he’s more into protecting wildlife than hunting it in the trailer for that property

The next dot to connect was Madame Web team -> their take on Birds of Prey, down to a woman in a wheelchair coordinating

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 19 February 2024 23:51 (one year ago) link

honestly, all these things start to look like each other eventually so who even knows

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 19 February 2024 23:52 (one year ago) link

i’ve also stopped watching all the DC movies since Justice League. Never looked back.

well they are all terrible with two exceptions; the second Suicide Squad (which presumably will be some kind of tonal launching pad for James Gunn's attempt to fix this 'universe') and I will stand up for the Flash because it is really stupid and doesn't pretend not to be.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 00:27 (one year ago) link

Second "Suicide Squad" (and "Peacemaker") is tons of fun. Between that and "Guardians," I'm all for movies based on obscure (to me) characters/teams, but only as long as Gunn is doing it. But, like, a Gunn "Superman"? I don't even know what a good "Superman" movie needs, but I'm pretty sure the stuff Gunn brought to the aforementioned is not it.

A lot of the recent Marvel misfires, there's just nothing at stake, which more or less means the things hinge entirely on the FX, even more than usual. But the FX have not been particularly interesting, by and large. Think of the supposed visual splendors of "The Eternals," one of the most dull and drab of all the MCU (and the one that set the slump in motion), vs. the most recent "Guardians," which is popping with color and inventive visuals.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 00:36 (one year ago) link

The first Suicide Squad movie (the one with Will Smith) was less bad than any Marvel movie I’ve seen post-first GOTG. Smith and Robbie’s charisma goes a long way.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 01:05 (one year ago) link

Has there been a particularly good superhero movie that flopped yet?

Finn’s second one.

bae (sic), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 02:12 (one year ago) link

Jesus fuck, autocorrect

bae (sic), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 02:12 (one year ago) link

Gunn’s second one.

bae (sic), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 02:13 (one year ago) link

Super? That one had such a fucked-up theatrical release.

The second Suicide Squad lost about 20 million.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 03:39 (one year ago) link

yeah I think the reputation of the first one tainted it unfairly. also it was a weird pandemic release from what i remember

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 03:51 (one year ago) link

If you count Dredd, that too.

bae (sic), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 04:03 (one year ago) link

Weird. The second Suicide Squad had a lot more heart (who’d have thought Starro could be sympathetic?) plus no Jared, less Jai, and no cringy Flag/Enchantress romance. 13 year difference maybe didn’t bother everyone, but Cara’s youth gave Flag groomer vibes. Maybe TDK, Weasel and Polka-Dot Man humor was too much for folk?

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 06:44 (one year ago) link

it came out three weeks after cinemas reopened and was streaming hours beforehand

bae (sic), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 06:55 (one year ago) link

Gunn's Suicide Squad was great, miles better than Ayer's one.

Also spawned Cena's Peacemaker show which was a blast.

groovypanda, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 07:16 (one year ago) link

Controp: Jai Courtney was actually good as Captain Boomerang, possibly for the first time ever.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 12:48 (one year ago) link

Speaking of the MCU, I, too, have more or less enjoyed most of the movie/TV releases; I think I've seen all of them in the theaters except for "The Eternals" and "Iron Man 2" (which remain MCU low-points, imo). I've even enjoyed less liked installments like "Thor 2" and "Black Widow." However, I haven't seen all the TV shows yet. Skipped "Secret Invasion," haven't watched "What If?" and only last night realized I never got around to "Echo." She's another character I know nothing about, but the first ep was pretty solid, and felt a little different, which is good.

BTW, this last year has truly been a banner moment for on-screen Native American representation/casting, hasn't it? "Echo," "Reservation Dogs," "The Curse," "True Detective" and "Killers of the Flower Moon." (Maybe more I'm missing?) Admittedly, it's sometimes the same actors, but it's a good (belated) start. Hopefully it's not a one-and-done trend and the correction sticks.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 13:42 (one year ago) link

I've been going through everything in order with the family. We're currently almost done with Ms. Marvel, which is fun and cute but probably my least favorite of the television series so far. It doesn't seem very grounded and the bad guys and their conflict isn't that engaging to me, but I like the tone of it.

Moon Knight > Loki > Wandavision >>> Falcon/Winter Soldier = Hawkeye > Ms. Marvel

The first half of Wandavision is probably my favorite of all, but by the end when it was color coded energy blargles it lost a lot of its charm.

As far as the movies, we just watched Thor: Love & Thunder. It was fun but leaned too far into goofiness. Thor 3 was one of my favorites and it was hard to see that perfect balance go sideways. We started going through these a year and a half ago and it's strange to think we've almost caught up with current releases.

She-Hulk
Werewolf
Wakanda Forever
Quantamania
Secret Invasion
Loki 2
The Marvels
Echo

I'm most looking forward to She-Hulk, least excited about Secret Invasion.

If my 9 year old has seen all of this stuff, is Echo too mature for her? I see that it's rated more mature and I'm not sure what that entails. We might skip that one, with her at least.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 14:19 (one year ago) link

I really don't feel like watching secret invasion, will the Marvels make any sense if I skip it?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 14:21 (one year ago) link

I would be wary of letting a 9yo watch Echo. It’s not as brutal as the Netflix Marvel shows but it trends that way. Probably best to watch them first by yourself and judge from there.

Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 14:23 (one year ago) link

Yeah, first ep has plenty of blood/murder.

Don't know if watching "Secret Invasion" would make "The Marvels" make more sense, but there's not way it would make it better, heh. However, probably helps to see "Ms. Marvel" before "The Marvels." Maybe "WandaVision."

My tally of these:

She-Hulk
Fun!
Werewolf
Fun but forgettable.
Wakanda Forever
I was disappointed, high stakes but, contradictorily, still felt inconsequential.
Quantamania
Forgettable, inconsequential.
Secret Invasion
n/a Or maybe I saw the first one, and we were, like, nah.
Loki 2
Too long, but sticks the landing.
The Marvels
Not too long (for once), but totally by the numbers at best, and worse than that at ... worst.
Echo
First ep was good.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 14:30 (one year ago) link

I’ve diligently watched everything but let the wife and kids skip the stinkers. Is Secret Invasion as bad as Iron Man 2, Thor 2, and the Eternals?

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 14:30 (one year ago) link

Yes

Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 14:32 (one year ago) link

Bits of it are fine but it’s mostly a pile of nonsense

Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 14:32 (one year ago) link

Secret Invasion will arguably cause The Marvels to make less sense - as a comic book reader, I'm pretty inured to "oh this probably happened between issues of this other thing that contradicts it".

I wouldn't say nothing happens in Secret Invasion - it kills a couple of characters from the films, but mostly it's the closest thing to a Nick Fury TV show that you'll get, so if you want to see him scowl and bark (and have a few good character moments) it's good for that.

I liked The Marvels plenty - it's in the odd position that it's both the shortest film and has two obvious "tacked on for the memes" sequences - but the core plot and relationship between the three leads (and Fury) are all well done.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 14:43 (one year ago) link

Also I dug that SI was operating in a genre (paranoid political thriller) that the MCU doesn't really do - the closest would be The Winter Soldier, if you squint?

Any five minutes of it is better than any five minutes of Malekith, or Tony Stark's Daddy Issues.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 14:47 (one year ago) link

As far as the movies, we just watched Thor: Love & Thunder. It was fun but leaned too far into goofiness.

I maintain that it should've leaned harder into goofiness, and that they should've made more explicit the fact that the entire movie is a load of shaggy dog BS being whipped up on the fly by unreliable narrator Korg. It could've been a new Princess Bride. Something got seriously lost in translation/studio interference.

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 14:48 (one year ago) link

Yeah, that would have worked. It was tonally off-balance with wackiness and then deadly serious bits. James Gunn manages to make that work, but it didn't really click here.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 14:53 (one year ago) link

I think it's maybe because the Guardians themselves are funny, well-written characters; the humor comes from their interaction/bickering. Whereas the central joke of Thor is that he is *not* funny, he's a pompous straight man, which can be silly, but just writing jokes around him is not innately funny. Iirc the smart move of "Ragnarok" was literally separating Thor from the drama, cordoning him off in his own wacky story while the serious stuff transpired elsewhere.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 15:09 (one year ago) link

I like these movies but they're pretty simple-minded; I think you could easily skip Wandavision and Secret Invasion and Ms Marvel and still make complete sense of The Marvels.

("Why is Nick Fury in space?" "A. Cause he's a space guy now" is pretty much all you need to know, for better and worse.)

I got really bored with GOTG3 and stopped watching after 30 mins, maybe I should try again. I think, even if the quality of some of these movies is still quite good, the repetition is definitely getting boring.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 15:26 (one year ago) link

Versus, say, Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks, which are doing plotlines I've seen countless times before in other Star Treks, but are somehow still pretty fresh and fun.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 15:28 (one year ago) link

GOTG3 has the best Adrian Belew reference in the Marvel Universe, for this I give it many thanks.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 16:21 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

X-Men '97 is super fun

Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 31 March 2024 19:30 (ten months ago) link

I wasn't even a fan of the 90s show back then (and almost every boy I knew was!) but I'm enjoying this too

Duane Barry, Sunday, 31 March 2024 19:36 (ten months ago) link

Just announced that Julia Garner will play the/a Silver Surfer, which rules.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:37 (ten months ago) link

Oh, right on. I have been 100% 'no notes' about the Fantastic Four casting thus far.

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:48 (ten months ago) link

Yeah, the casting has been great so far. Very interested to see if they can stick the landing with the Dr. Doom casting.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:48 (ten months ago) link

xpost And I'm sure the entire open-minded and inclusive fan community will be completely onboard with this casting decision.............

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:49 (ten months ago) link

the/a Silver Surfer, which rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dlYOD1_WU4

bae (sic), Friday, 5 April 2024 02:52 (ten months ago) link

X-Men ‘97’s latest episode: HOLY SMOKES!!

I am very close to crowing this the best MCU product.

Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 13 April 2024 16:20 (ten months ago) link

two months pass...

We really need a thread for "Spider-Man universe but not Spider-Man and definitely not the good animated Spider-Man and also not MCU"

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 29 June 2024 18:15 (seven months ago) link

I had no idea Rabin was still at AV Club. I stopped going there a long time ago.

Cow_Art, Saturday, 29 June 2024 19:39 (seven months ago) link

I watched Madame Web, and actually thought it was fairly good in certain ways (while also fun to laugh at, and say "wtf!", in others). It definitely kept me watching... and I have seen MCU films that I thought were legitimately "worse." Seems to me that the reaction to it was perhaps somewhat overblown, but I know it became a "meme."

Stockton Asparagus Festival (morrisp), Sunday, 30 June 2024 00:38 (seven months ago) link

(If anyone cares enough about the movie to watch a 49-minute(!) close-analysis video – but one that's entertaining and well-made – I recommend this: Why does Madame Web's dialogue sound so weird?. The guy builds up to long, speculative reconstruction of what the original storyline may have, been before rewrites; it's all conjecture, but fun and fairly convincing.)

Stockton Asparagus Festival (morrisp), Sunday, 30 June 2024 00:42 (seven months ago) link

still at AV Club. I stopped going there a long time ago.

G/O sold them a couple of months ago, a few long time ago regulars have been hired back

bae (sic), Sunday, 30 June 2024 00:48 (seven months ago) link

I am all about this nonsense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARulRbzM7Jw

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 July 2024 17:42 (seven months ago) link

Goddammit okay yes I am all in

Methuselah/Van Winkle ‘24 (DJP), Monday, 8 July 2024 23:46 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Meantime: Deadpool & Wolverine. A little humor goes a loooooooooooong way. Slight if fun at its best.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 July 2024 01:59 (six months ago) link

I had no idea it was out

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 26 July 2024 02:20 (six months ago) link

It's been so little talked about.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 July 2024 02:27 (six months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/EYTBeyR.gif

sigh

Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 28 July 2024 03:35 (six months ago) link

I had the movie spoiled for me on a podcast (which I’m not mad about, wasn’t intending to see it) and thus had my initial disinterest validated.

Now, the next Captain America flick looks like a fun time at the movies…

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 28 July 2024 03:39 (six months ago) link

Yeah, it's not good. One for the Family Guy/Robot Chicken crowd imo

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 July 2024 08:22 (six months ago) link

Don't really mind RDJ as Doom but still find it pretty stupid they couldn't just recast Kang.

nashwan, Sunday, 28 July 2024 11:45 (six months ago) link

I don’t think people were really feeling the Kang build-up anyway

Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Sunday, 28 July 2024 18:09 (six months ago) link

Kang (Immortus, whatever) is a cool character, but … if you’re going to do that in the MCU it seems like something you want a long, slow build to, like a background thing that’s small but gradually becomes huge. It also helps to have someone in the role who doesn’t have a terrible personal life.

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 28 July 2024 18:13 (six months ago) link

Just went to see Deadpool and had a good time, but I imagine it’ll be a lot like Far From Home - not up for repeat viewings

Duane Barry, Sunday, 28 July 2024 21:33 (six months ago) link

re: the new Avengers movies, I would guess that they're going to throw the Hickman Fantastic Four and Secret Wars comics in a blender along with a bunch of other junk and end up botching the Fantastic Four in strange new ways

I'm going to be disappointed if they make RDJ *the* Dr. Doom and not *a* Dr. Doom, but he'd probably do a decent God Emperor Doom, given that arc ends with admitting his hubris

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 1 August 2024 14:51 (six months ago) link

it seems like something you want a long, slow build to, like a background thing that’s small but gradually becomes huge

Well, that IS kinda what they did starting with Loki. But with a little more intent I figure.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 August 2024 14:54 (six months ago) link

Eh - Thanos pre-Infinity War was mayyybe 5 minutes in Guardians of the Galaxy and two post-credits scenes in the Avengers movies - if you build a good film around a villain it'll be fine (particularly if it's film one of two)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 August 2024 22:41 (six months ago) link

Looking good/ridiculous:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9pXbNz6Vbw

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 August 2024 04:12 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

Ok Agatha rules <3

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 September 2024 05:42 (five months ago) link

I’ve only watched the first episode but it was fantastic

DJP, Thursday, 19 September 2024 11:31 (five months ago) link

Full days but will be catching up as I can, glad to know it sounds a treat!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 September 2024 13:17 (five months ago) link

Meanwhile...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-94Snw-H4o

Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 September 2024 18:28 (four months ago) link

That looks fun. Though it’s a testament to the unstructured glut of MCU content over the last 5 years that I can’t remember if I’ve met all these characters before or if some of them are new

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Monday, 23 September 2024 22:43 (four months ago) link

You know, shit. I might … have to see that.

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 23 September 2024 22:53 (four months ago) link

oh nice, had no idea they shot some of this in KL (that scene around a minute in of Yelena looking up at the exploding building)

Roz, Tuesday, 24 September 2024 01:38 (four months ago) link

I think the only character they haven’t introduced in a different project is Sentry.

There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 September 2024 01:40 (four months ago) link

Was the one that was teleporting around from Ant Man and the Wasp? And I didn’t recognize the masked woman with the bow and arrow, who wasn’t the new Hawkeye.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Tuesday, 24 September 2024 01:48 (four months ago) link

Bow and arrow is Taskmaster from Black Widow. And yes on Ghost.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 24 September 2024 01:55 (four months ago) link

Agatha All Along reminds me of one of the ways that John Constantine is occasionally written - it's a little unclear how much power he has, or whether he's mostly just someone who knows the rules of magic and can talk anyone around.

I enjoyed this week's confirmation that everyone else can see what a cursed little puppy Joe Locke is (in his second ever role!). They're clearly feeding us a fake answer to who he is - for some reason I've become convinced that he is in some sense Agatha herself

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 September 2024 22:57 (four months ago) link

Could be! And yes caught up with all the episodes now and what a fun treat of a show.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 September 2024 05:14 (four months ago) link

absolutely fucking OBSESSED with Agatha All Along, its unlocked all my witch-nerd tendencies lol

also the Nancy Meyers/Big Little Lies/ Death Becomes Her of it all was fun as hell, love how unafraid this show is of references

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 September 2024 05:24 (four months ago) link

Okay the latest episode was pure LOL in the best way. As well as an inadvertant Stereophonic tribute, as in the play.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 3 October 2024 17:57 (four months ago) link

yeah that was v funny & enjoyable, love this show so muchhhhhh ugh

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 October 2024 19:06 (four months ago) link

weeeeeeee next week is gonna be so good *rubs hands witchily*

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 October 2024 03:35 (four months ago) link

am finally caught up and just wanna say I was very sure the ouija board was spelling MR SHART and I can’t believe an MCU show missed that joke entirely

Roz, Sunday, 13 October 2024 16:41 (four months ago) link

Haha you weren't the only one I know to wish that had happened. But yes, bring on the next episode for sure.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 October 2024 16:45 (four months ago) link

Question: do I need to see wandavision to know what’s going on with this series?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 13 October 2024 16:48 (four months ago) link

Not entirely, but it absolutely helps, yeah. (Especially as this series is going on.) WandaVision is also just really good in its own right.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 October 2024 16:50 (four months ago) link

it does provide some good context if you feel like diving in - and yes, a great show regardless

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 October 2024 19:56 (four months ago) link

I'm liking Agatha more than expected and it's making me wish I'd rewatched Wandavision. I also find the Screen Crush recaps (mainly for easter eggs/refs I wouldn't know in advance) on YouTube pretty good for these shows.

nashwan, Sunday, 13 October 2024 20:15 (four months ago) link

And as per Loki the credits visuals rule hard

nashwan, Sunday, 13 October 2024 20:18 (four months ago) link

Really fantastic and they've been having good fun with the song syncs.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 October 2024 21:22 (four months ago) link

Yeah, that was a great end-credits needle drop

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 13 October 2024 21:33 (four months ago) link

i won’t tell anyone they have to listen because it’s a lot & the eps are VERY long lol: BUT Ringer’s House of R podcast does incredible & fun weekly deep dives into Agatha & it is so incredibly my shit

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 October 2024 22:37 (four months ago) link

this week’s episode was so good, loved all the backstory and bonus Ralph Bohner!

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 October 2024 19:28 (four months ago) link

Good fun, that. This new Variety interview worth it too.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 October 2024 19:31 (four months ago) link

Yeah it turns out that Joe Locke can be a teen in love, cutely!

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 18 October 2024 21:03 (four months ago) link

so adorbs, i love him in his eyeliner being a baby goth

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 October 2024 21:19 (four months ago) link

Strikingly good episode, that. (And also deep LOL at Teen getting the Maleficent makeover)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 October 2024 17:10 (three months ago) link

yeah i loved this episode so much! it was making me me weirdly emotional all the way through, even before the end. Patti Lupone is the best ❤️

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 October 2024 18:27 (three months ago) link

I agree, this ruled

DJP, Thursday, 24 October 2024 18:29 (three months ago) link

I think it's great we're getting a one-two finale next week right before Halloween. Honestly can't wait!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 October 2024 19:21 (three months ago) link

i dont want it to end :(

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 October 2024 19:23 (three months ago) link

Strong ending despite being over ten minutes shorter than last week's episode (sorry but probably never gonna stop complaining about this)

nashwan, Thursday, 24 October 2024 20:11 (three months ago) link

I hadn't noticed that you'd started - is it the irregularity or that it should be shorter? I was surprised by how long the previous one was, but that was partly because it never dragged.

Nor did this - Patti LuPone was great, though obviously focus in an episode is not an omen of long life

I really loved the various instances of Bill & Ted time logic - Lilia stops being mad at the Teen because Jen tells her that they're over it, but she only knows that because Lilia told her

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 October 2024 23:52 (three months ago) link

I liked that they lent into the timey wimey side of things... aka bill & ted logic.

also the taroty waroty.

best episode for me, probs going to double team the last episodes with the new WWDITS season at Halloween..

mmmm thats good spooky but safe TV.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Friday, 25 October 2024 15:15 (three months ago) link

Now that was a fine way to wrap it up. And that final episode took a nice stylistic swing for its first half.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 October 2024 06:45 (three months ago) link

I need to watch it again I think because I was weirdly unmoved by the last episode

I think it’s because they didn’t explicitly tie Agatha’s murderous ways to the pact that was keeping Nicky alive? It’s heavily implied but there’s no actual bargain stated, and Agatha keeps killing witches after his death so I guess she’s more of a witch vampire?

Penultimate episode ruled though and making The Witches Road be a long-running con Agatha was using to hunt witches was really, really great.

DJP, Thursday, 31 October 2024 13:16 (three months ago) link

So when does Agatha start babysitting. iirc that was her main job in the comics.

Raising Azure Asia (President Keyes), Thursday, 31 October 2024 14:03 (three months ago) link

DJP although I enjoyed the last episode I had similar qualms, I expected it to be more clearly illustrated that her providing Death fresh bodies was prolonging Nicholas's life, esp since the one day they didn't kill witches is the day he died, but it didn't seem to be the case, she was just power hungry I guess but now without a child to be a conscience I guess she didn't mind ratcheting up the volume in which she killed them

Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 October 2024 18:30 (three months ago) link

dang. i didn’t even make that connection!

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 October 2024 19:15 (three months ago) link

going back to Ep 7, being a recovering theatre dork, have always loved LuPone, have seen her numerous times on Broadway in the last 20 years, but my issues is when she gets TV roles, they're often caricature-y performances on screwball sitcoms, playing up Italian stereotypes and with her basically leaning into her being herself, so I was so glad to see them give her one of the series' more complicated characters, with hefty dramatic moments, and giving her such a great send-off episode.

Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 October 2024 19:23 (three months ago) link

otm

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 October 2024 20:19 (three months ago) link

That feels like a slightly odd take, Neanderthal - particularly if you think she was killing every day while Nicholas is alive? She seems to drop down to once a decade or two after that. That we see, anyway.

She doesn't have to be killing every day of course - maybe it's weekly, and she's always leaving it to the last minute like homework. Or maybe it's random, and it's just that was the wrong day for him to have qualms.

I was a little freaked out about how much Nicholas, in his first non-baby appearance, looked like Katherine Hahn. Then I relaxed into being freaked out about how much he looks like David Foster Wallace.

I was racking my head about where I'd seen the twist before - I suppose a bit of The Usual Suspects, but I think more Labyrinth?

Yes, love LuPone - I thought I'd said but I can't see it: I wonder if the actress playing Jen reflexively apologised after accusing her of being flat after the first Ballad :)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 1 November 2024 23:57 (three months ago) link

i really loved the way they weaved the Witches Road song itself into the backstory, the way it changed so completely for me during the end credits was so impressive

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 November 2024 00:00 (three months ago) link

Yeah, that was great. Really looking forward to watching this again in a while!

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 2 November 2024 00:26 (three months ago) link

it'll be interesting to rewatch it through the lens of Agatha's and Rio's history. "he's not your child, you know"

i didn't understand at first Rio's motivation in regards to Billy but i guess it's because he essentially cheated death / stole a body from her?

scanner darkly, Saturday, 2 November 2024 19:33 (three months ago) link

yeah she said Billy "disrupted the sacred balance" when he became William Kaplan

thought that finale felt a bit rushed but agree that the show as a whole will be fun to rewatch - there were a ton of hints sprinkled throughout the earlier episodes that only make sense or is funnier when you've seen the whole thing (e.g. Rio saying she hates ghosts, and then Agatha becoming a ghost)

Roz, Sunday, 3 November 2024 05:50 (three months ago) link

My daughter/viewing partner had no interest in the show after the first ep so I only just now got around to episode two, and ... I dunno, man. It's kind of clunky, and a couple of the actors/characters are pretty annoying. I wish it was taking itself a little more seriously. I'll probably stick it out, though, I like witches.

Which reminds me, I never made it past the first episode of "Echo" (even though it seemed fine), did anyone watch that? That one and "Secret Invasion," feels like no one talked about them at all.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 19:07 (three months ago) link

Yeah those just came and went -- they did Echo as a full series drop too, doesn't speak much of faith in it. I think I will catch up with it at some point here if only because I gather it serves as a bit of a leadin to the new Daredevil series next year.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 19:10 (three months ago) link

I liked Echo a lot

Secret Invasion was actively terrible

DJP, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 19:16 (three months ago) link

Echo was good but also kinda clunky — and yeah Secret Invasion wasnt my favorite

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 19:34 (three months ago) link

I still need to watch Echo. Secret Invasion had so much potential with that cast but, yeah, not great.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 20:04 (three months ago) link

I just watched half of episode 3 of Agatha, and woof, this is like a '90s kids show. The writing is pretty bad, and pretty much all awkward exposition, and the acting is super broad. I want to believe, but ... woof.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 20:19 (three months ago) link

look if you aren’t onboard for a Kathryn-Hahn led show about witches that is a YOU problem not a show problem.

gtfo with “woof”

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 20:31 (three months ago) link

I like Kathryn Hahn! I like witches! But so far this just isn't that good. Like, in the second episode, when the hooded figures were showing up, and the Joe Locke character is running around in a panic, clutching his face and flailing about like Bud Abbott? That's just goofy. I'm at the part in episode three with the swollen faces and there's a lot more silliness and that's where I had to take a break. Just so broad.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 20:37 (three months ago) link

Really, I can say is lol at taking a break there

DJP, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 20:40 (three months ago) link

again: this is a you problem

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 20:41 (three months ago) link

Of course it's a me problem! I'm the one not liking it that much, lol. But hey, not everything is for everyone.

Sad lol I had in the wine episode was when they suggested Joe Locke drink wine, and someone has to say "no, he's underage!" And I was like, oh yeah, it's Disney.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 20:44 (three months ago) link

i was losing interest after the first 4 episodes (and only stuck around for Kathryn-Hahn), but it did pay off as the last 5 eps step up the game quite a bit. and some goofy aspects will actually make sense later

my main problem is that it's not actually about Agatha, and can we please get a whole season of hardboiled procedural

scanner darkly, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 20:49 (three months ago) link

For what it’s worth, if memory serves, ep3 was by far my least favorite. The one where they act like a rock band toward the end. But overall I thought the series was good. It did a good job of laying foundations for solid payoffs later on.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 22:48 (three months ago) link

Ok, what’s the deal with Billy and Tommy. They weren’t real, right? Wanda made them, so how is the Teen one of those kids. Is this just fuzzy comic book logic or am I missing something?

Cow_Art, Saturday, 9 November 2024 02:05 (three months ago) link

But she made them with Love

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Saturday, 9 November 2024 02:10 (three months ago) link

The teen died in the car crash. At the same time, the "anomaly" in Westview disintegrated, so Billy and Tommy ceased to exist except in spiritual form since they were created with Chaos Magic. Billy then moved into the Teen's body moments after his death, reanimating him with Billy's personality and none of William Kaplan's memories

Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 November 2024 03:20 (three months ago) link

Where did they get a spiritual form? Wanda makes souls?

I realize I’m overthinking this. I enjoyed it quite a bit.

Cow_Art, Saturday, 9 November 2024 03:54 (three months ago) link

The teen [show hidden text]

i love how this literally represents the sigil

scanner darkly, Saturday, 9 November 2024 04:16 (three months ago) link

Haha

Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 November 2024 07:02 (three months ago) link

Ok, I'm glad I stuck it out, because it got a lot better in the second half, when it turned into a drama and dropped most of the silly stuff.

I honestly have no idea what Disney and Marvel is up to, because they keep adding more and more characters and more and more mythology, all while rebooting and rejiggering whatever they at one point had planned, with the next several movies apparently more corporeal, for lack of a better word, leaning into action over cosmic stuff or magic stuff. And even those more imminent movies and shows, Captain America and Thunderbolts and Daredevil, I'm sure they themselves will introduce tons of new characters and mythology.

I guess some of this magical/cosmic stuff can or will tie in to Fantastic Four and Doctor Doom, but there's a lot to juggle. And they keep introducing potential/future Young Avengers, too, where will they all fit in?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 November 2024 02:42 (three months ago) link

I don't know if it had already been reported, but I guess an official general synopsis of the Fantastic Four movie implies it will at least partly echo the comic book introduction of Galactus. I assume there will be some twists and turns as well because they have to get everything back on the right timeline, or whatever parallel universe BS they are working with.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 November 2024 22:31 (three months ago) link

xp I think 'mythology' is maybe not the best word here, considering you're also talking about physical vs mystical, but you don't (I think?) mean mythology as being entirely on one side of that dichotomy?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 November 2024 23:02 (three months ago) link

Seeing a legit Kirby Galactus on screen would rule

Cow_Art, Friday, 15 November 2024 23:28 (three months ago) link

xpost I meant (I think) the difference between big picture magic/mystical characters based on (generally) mythology, like gods and demons and witches and planets and the like, vs. superheroes like Captain America and the Hulk that punch things.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 November 2024 23:34 (three months ago) link

Okay, but (leaving aside planets - I guess you mean Ego?) you're saying that it's Captain America, Thunderbolts and Daredevil, that will introduce tons of mythology - the last I heard, they were all pretty much on the punchy side? Unless DD is doing something with Electra, I suppose.

I mean, I'm not sold on the split, specifically because the FF movie will mean Doom, who's solidly science and solidly magic.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 16 November 2024 00:47 (three months ago) link

Going back to what I wrote, I think I was talking in the context of Agatha but also *Marvel* mythology. (As opposed to literal mythology, though that is roped in a bit, too.) Agatha introduces (in passing) Mephisto, introduces Wiccan, Death, etc., all new major characters, but then coming up on the MCU schedule it's all punchy superheroes (Thunderbolts, Captain America, Daredevil, Ironheart) that will also introduce their own new characters, each/many with long Marvel histories, and so on, all existing in the same (more or less) Marvel universe. And then FF will come up and in theory bridge the punchy with the cosmic and the magical, while also introducing apparently another half dozen or more major characters (FF, Galactus, Silver Surfer, maybe not even Doom), while at the same time righting this timeline stuff (I presume). Assuming nothing else goes wrong in the world (fired actors, pandemics), that's a lot to tie together!

Anyway, tl;dr, I think I meant Marvel mythology in general, the connectedness and history of all these characters and titles.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 November 2024 01:08 (three months ago) link

Right, that makes more sense.

Thunderbolts (sorry, Thunderbolts*) is all people we've seen before, that's kind of the point.
Captain America will probably have a few more, though the big names are all from the Norton Hulk film (two Rosses and Tim Blake Nelson's Leader back!) - which, sure, is a deep cut at this stage.
Daredevil and Ironheart will probably be pretty closed off, I'm not sure if they're going to lean on a TV series for a while after The Marvels. Also "Following the events of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022), MIT student Riri Williams returns home to Chicago where she discovers secrets that pit technology against magic, setting her on a path of danger and adventure." - holy shit, they're doing The Hood!

But this is also all stuff that Marvel has done well when they were doing stuff well - the last film before Infinity Wars was Black Panther, which was "here's some guy from a film two years and five films ago". Now it was a big deal because people were hyped for the character, but it set up enough stuff that no-one really wondered why the punch-up at the end of Infinity Wars was in a place we first saw 5 hours ago. They're good (again, when they're good) at establishing in the film why the characters are interesting, and leaving the Marvel mythology stuff for people who care.

I'm not sure what you mean by the timeline stuff? If it's the multiple Kangs, I'd suspect that will be dropped on the floor.

I was going to scoff that of course the FF film will have Doom, but you may well be right - it's the last film before Doomsday, but it's a full 9 months before (during which we'll have Ironheart and Marvel Zombies, if you're keeping physical / mystical score). It'll probably make more sense to establish the Fantastic Four themselves in their own film, maybe a cameo at the end, then leave Doomsday to Doom. It's what they did for Thanos, which goes back to my point - about 5 minutes of screen time before Infinity War, enough to get the fanboys giddy, but the film established him and wove a bunch of previous stories together.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 16 November 2024 02:02 (three months ago) link

Re: timeline and dimensions, Fantastic Four I believe is set in the 1960s. Given they essentially haven't played a role in any of the existing Marvel movies, nor has Galactus or Silver Surfer, we've got to presume that the Fantastic Four takes place in a different universe. Right? And didn't they put Beast or one of the X-Men in the end credits to The Marvels, with one of the Marvels in a parallel universe? Not to mention the threatened prospect of the rest of the now disney-owned mutants. Lots of timeline and dimension nonsense to straighten out, unless they just continue to scatter these narrative threads. Heck, might make more sense than having 200 superheroes, monsters, mutants, witches, aliens and mythical beings duking it out at once. Then again, Secret Wars is still on the sched, right?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 November 2024 03:20 (three months ago) link

I mean, I'm not sure we really know anything - everything I could find is quoting the synopsis and the synopsis is very careful to say "1960s-inspired, retro-futuristic..." I suppose it could be possible that it's like the first Captain America film, it's in our 1960s and then they fall through a portal at the end?

But yeah, it makes sense that it's a parallel universe - they've been happy to say "Yeah there are mutants and Fantastic Four in Canada other universes" since at least Multiverse of Madness, 18 months before The Marvels - or What If...?, six months before that. They probably had a lot of plans which went to shit when they realised they couldn't use Kang, but if you wanted to get all the universes together and end up with one, the 2015 Secret Wars was very "everyone from everywhere", it's what led to Ultimate Spiderman and Ultimate Reed ending up in the 'real' Marvel comics.

Maybe they pull an Infinity War in the FF movie, and they don't save their earth?

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 16 November 2024 13:18 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Time to beat up some more hallways. (And people in them.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xALolZzhSM

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 January 2025 16:01 (one month ago) link

For some nostalgia, I always appreciated this DJP post when the trailer for The Defenders dropped:

I can see the episode titles now:

Shut Up, Danny
Shut Up, Danny: Pt 2
Danny. No.
Jesus Christ, Danny
Do We Really Have To Humor This Tool?
WHAT THE HELL, DANNY
I'm Gonna Kill Him
The Danny Gambit
RIP Danny
How Did He Survive?????
Let's Move To New Jersey

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, April 4, 2017 9:50 AM

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 January 2025 16:14 (one month ago) link

Very excited about Punisher coming back

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 15 January 2025 16:26 (one month ago) link

I enjoyed The Defenders a lot but it would have been better if they’d followed my template

DJP, Wednesday, 15 January 2025 16:41 (one month ago) link

I mean, it's all right there.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 January 2025 16:54 (one month ago) link

I just now thought "There was a Defenders TV show? Oh yeah..."

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 January 2025 16:54 (one month ago) link

Hands up if you remember the Inhumans one!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 January 2025 16:56 (one month ago) link

I think we put more effort into this (short) thread than they did into the show.

MARVEL TV HAIRVERSE ASSEMBLE: Inhumans

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 January 2025 16:57 (one month ago) link

I watched one episode of Inhumans and bailed but I did see the eventual scene of young Blackagar vaporizing his parents and laughed a lot

DJP, Wednesday, 15 January 2025 17:17 (one month ago) link

I think I watched less than one full episode, and I'll watch a lot of garbage. I have no idea what anyone was thinking

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 16 January 2025 01:28 (one month ago) link

My understanding is that someone somewhere was thinking "we have the X-Men at home!" would strengthen their negotiation with Fox.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 January 2025 09:22 (one month ago) link

Also it was the first live-action TV show to be released in IMAX cinemas - the first two episodes were shown in cinema a month or so before the TV premiere.

(Also the Inhumans in general were a good plot thread on Agents of Shield, but there was zero interaction between the shows as far as I know)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 January 2025 09:25 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

I am often wrong, but this does not instill confidence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzMo-FgRp64

Tbf, the thing that annoyed me most was the Thing cooking. How can you even pick utensils up with stone oven mitts for hands?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 February 2025 14:26 (two weeks ago) link

That’s why you need a robot pal

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 February 2025 14:30 (two weeks ago) link

Does the Thing have taste buds? Does he have a stone tongue?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 February 2025 14:31 (two weeks ago) link

Josh really gunning for the hottest no-prize of 1965

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 14:44 (two weeks ago) link

Josh, I think maybe this movie might not be for you?

I like it, I prefer when they swing away from the standard Marvel tone. This has me much more excited than the Falcon Cap movie.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 14:44 (two weeks ago) link

I think at this point Marvel is desperate to make a movie that is for everyone!

Anyway, I've seen all the other ones, don't see why this would be particularly not for me. And I mean, we *know* what this movie will ultimately be like, right? All of the other ones! Albeit new characters/actors. Even "WandaVision" ended up with people in the sky shooting colored light beams at each other.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 February 2025 15:08 (two weeks ago) link

I think this looks alright actually! A good deal more visual style on evidence than in most MCU.

Definitely seems to at least be making an effort to capture the vibe of the Lee/Kirby run.

chap, Tuesday, 4 February 2025 15:15 (two weeks ago) link

I like it. Looks like their origin has happened, as it should have by the fourth FF movie. Spider-Man showed we don’t need another recap. Galactus as a being, not a cloud? Yes, please. Thing cooking, ehhh, but will wait until full movie to critique Pedro and co. I trust the MCU and Kevin Feige to ensure the actors go for the human moments and not Leto / Levi “go broad, it’s a comic book” performances.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 15:16 (two weeks ago) link

Fifth FF if you count Corman. The Thing eating is like him going to the bathroom. I don’t need to see it accurately done, I just trust it happens.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 18:27 (two weeks ago) link

it's clobbering time

a (waterface), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 18:56 (two weeks ago) link

(poop)

a (waterface), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 18:57 (two weeks ago) link

i grew up watching the saturday morning cartoon and this definitely has those vibes for me

The Thing can do whatever tf he wants!? including cook? idg what the problem is unless you know zero abt him
like sure the lava deal makes it awkward but he’s totally capable anyway sorry i just love The Thing and felt the need to defend my guy

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 19:51 (two weeks ago) link

Josh from Chicago Clancy Street

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 20:01 (two weeks ago) link

THANK you

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 20:05 (two weeks ago) link

All I know is that homeboy must use a bidet like a power washer.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 4 February 2025 20:18 (two weeks ago) link

:(

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 20:33 (two weeks ago) link

I was mostly wondering how he could pick up a fork. I guess he does have his robot buddy. I just googled, and not surprisingly, I am not the only one who has ever asked about the inner workings of the Thing (who I love!). Others have asked about Mr. Fantastic's guts, too...

So I get that the cells of his body were altered after the accident, so now can can stretch and stuff. But what about when he puts food and liquids into his body? We have seen him eat on many occasions so his body still does need nutrients. And I assume that the food and liquids being broken down would not receive the same stretchy treatment. Shouldn't the contents of his intestines be squeezed out like toothpaste when he flattens out his abdomen? What about urine? His bladder should be squeezed empty every time he stretches.

Think about the mechanics behind pushing and pulling on your muscles. It is a series of expanding and contracting movements. When you stretch your arms out, you are just letting your muscles expand to their furthest point. Somehow Mr. Fantastic can dial that shit up to 11, which means that he is operating on a level mechanically that is so far removed from even most mutants.

For all we know, as soon as food enters his body it is broken down incredibly rapidly and efficiently that it never turns into any waste.

As for urine - he is wearing essentially a space suit. Probably pees in it.

You're assuming the movement is a physiological process.

I'd submit it's more likely to ultimately be the result of having one body staying in a normal shape, yet being able to alter the shape and volume in which it manifests. Thus, to his body, everything remains in position squeezed, no matter what it spears like form the outside.

This would also explain how he can move his body with strength in ways that are clearly independent of his musculature and exoskeleton.

Knowing Reed, he probably dumbs it down because he knows it's out of concept for most people, who are satisfied with "I'm super-stretchy."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 February 2025 21:31 (two weeks ago) link

When Sue Storm was pregnant could everyone see the fetus when she turned invisible or did it get amniotic invisibility powers?

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 21:36 (two weeks ago) link

When she ate food, could you see it in her stomach, like a floating ham sandwich?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 February 2025 21:56 (two weeks ago) link

Perhaps if she ate things that were still alive.

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 22:01 (two weeks ago) link

Stoked that it highlights they’re explorers and a family, as much as being superheroes.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 22:03 (two weeks ago) link

xpost "Be on the lookout for a flying cat!"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 February 2025 22:03 (two weeks ago) link

xpost yeah same!! i am def hopeful for this reboot for that reason

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 22:49 (two weeks ago) link

honestly they had me at Herbie

Cognosc in Tyrol (emsworth), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 22:55 (two weeks ago) link

Rare Footage of Josh Meeting Stan Lee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFLlwtqHINs

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 February 2025 22:57 (two weeks ago) link

Jesus, I'm suddenly reminded of a dirty super hero joke that I once knew but forgot ages ago. Kids really have the most horrifying sense of humor.

birdistheword, Tuesday, 4 February 2025 23:13 (two weeks ago) link

I am slightly surprised that the Thing needs to use oven gloves.

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 5 February 2025 19:40 (two weeks ago) link

You don't know where those mitts have been! It's probably easier to get Johnny to burn them after each dinner than figure out how to clean Ben's hands.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 5 February 2025 20:44 (two weeks ago) link

Right, so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUUszE29jS0

(At least it wasn’t “We Built This City.”)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 February 2025 00:26 (one week ago) link

Hope the Black Widow movie gets more respect as it ages. Florence Pugh is so good in it, and in the Hawkeye series. Looks that'll continue here.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 10 February 2025 00:58 (one week ago) link

I think Thunderbolts and Fantastic Four both look fun. Could we possibly be on the rebound?

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Monday, 10 February 2025 01:49 (one week ago) link

Between Disney tightening the purse strings and Fiege taking a hit for a few of the movies, I think so.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 10 February 2025 02:14 (one week ago) link

Early Captain America reviews are ... not so positive, or at least pretty thoroughly meh. There's been no MCU entry since "The Marvels" back in fall 2023, right? (Not counting Deadpool here.) And now we've got three seemingly unrelated films in the first half of this year, this one, Thunderbolts in May and FF in July? Plus Daredevil and Ironheart in between on TV? Don't know what they all add up to to justify a renewed flood the zone strategy.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 February 2025 17:48 (one week ago) link

I'm guessing they'll start teasing Dr. Doom in the post-credits of the first two films, then introduce him in FF.

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 12 February 2025 18:02 (one week ago) link

I have a feeling they'll introduce Doom in the post-credits of FF. FF already has Galactus (and Silver Surfer) in what is clearly a different timeline. They have to wrap that up and get the timelines fixed, then have Doom or whomever drop some sort of "excellent, everything is going according to plans" shit. Dunno where or if any mutants will fit, though. At the end of Marvels wasn't what's her name, Monica, stuck in a different dimension with Beast?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 February 2025 18:19 (one week ago) link

And where is Vision? Or any of the would-be Young Avengers? And Agatha finally brought up Mephisto, he goes well with Doom. So much stuff going (not going?) on and as yet no narrative connecting all these threads and loose ends.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 February 2025 18:20 (one week ago) link

Avengers: Doomsday is supposed to come out in a little over a year. I figure they need to set up Doom a bit more than just one post-credit scene.

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 12 February 2025 18:29 (one week ago) link

Well I'm guessing this upcoming relative flood is because they're finally back on track after dealing with the strike and, probably more significant, completely retooling around Doom instead of Kang.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2025 18:31 (one week ago) link

Is anything on the sked for the second half of 2025? These next couple movies and shows seem more like placeholders, lotta kicking and punching and shooting but no lasers or potential epic magic or space/time set-ups. Not until FF.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 February 2025 18:36 (one week ago) link

I think it's just some tv shows-- Ironheart, Eyes of Wakanda, Wonder Man, Marvel Zombies

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 12 February 2025 18:56 (one week ago) link

The Cap movie feels like the last dregs of the old post-Endgame plan. I’ll see it with low expectations.

FF feels like the official reboot.

Thunderbolts looks fun but also flexible—if it’s a hit they could keep going, if not, they could probably all go away.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Wednesday, 12 February 2025 21:05 (one week ago) link

CA seems like the follow-up to Falcon and the Winter Soldier, but it shouldn't have come out 5 years later.

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 12 February 2025 21:09 (one week ago) link

Man, there are so many characters introduced in the last five years they have never gone back to. Shang-Chi was 2021! So was Eternals (including Black Knight origin story and Starfox tease). Nevermind Moon Knight, She-Hulk, new Hawkeye… probably others I’m forgetting. Are any of these characters ever coming back or do you think they’re all getting binned?

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Wednesday, 12 February 2025 21:09 (one week ago) link

Oscar Isaac always made it sound like Moon Knight could easily be a one and done, end cliffhanger as such aside, and I still think it's a smart effort precisely because it was just a story on its own in the wider MCU.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 February 2025 21:31 (one week ago) link

Kit Harrington said he doesn't think there are any plans for the Black Knight.

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 12 February 2025 21:33 (one week ago) link

The first trailer for Thunderbolts seemed so bad I couldn't quite believe it was real.

nashwan, Wednesday, 12 February 2025 21:34 (one week ago) link

It also looked like they were setting up a team of young heroes--with Kamala and new Hawkeye etc. but who knows if that will happen.

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 12 February 2025 21:35 (one week ago) link

Yeah, that's Young Avengers laying their groundwork. Also, son of Hulk, Riri/Ironheart, Wiccan and his brother in WandaVision, etc.

Shang-Chi 2 supposed to start filming next year. I get really annoyed with "NEW TRAILER FOR..." on YouTube and it's old-footage clickbait.

Not sure Eternals will continue, but they're addressing the Celestial body in the new Falcon/Cap movie, so I imagine they'll be back in some way.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 12 February 2025 21:44 (one week ago) link

I think they went back to their own planet like Poochie

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 February 2025 21:59 (one week ago) link

I feel like we went over this stuff recently (tho on checking it was back in November) - at the moment we've seen maybe 5 minutes less of Doom than we had of Thanos at the start of Infinity Wars, and we probably shouldn't expect to see anything introduced in the TV world appearing in the cinema for a while, after The Marvels.

I was going to say that it's odd not to have an Avengers film to introduce everyone to everyone, but actually all of that last time (Ant-man, Spider-man, Black Panther) was in a Captain America film.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 February 2025 23:42 (one week ago) link

New Cap movie is a little on the nose

trm (tombotomod), Friday, 14 February 2025 23:35 (one week ago) link

https://variety.com/lists/marvel-credits-scenes-cameos/power-broker-falcon-and-winter-soldier/

link name aside, this has nothing to do with the new movie.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 15 February 2025 00:26 (one week ago) link

I think maybe that version of her was revealed to be a Skrull in Secret Invasion. Or not. Idk or care

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 15 February 2025 16:47 (one week ago) link

I honestly enjoyed Brave New World -- all the trashing in advance had me lowballing expectations but it's a good mid-tier effort, solid performances, and yeah, rather particular resonances about now, shall we say.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 February 2025 16:57 (one week ago) link

Found this a thoughtful read

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/captain-america-brave-new-world-black-hero-1236138419/

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 February 2025 00:05 (five days ago) link

Is that a criticism that people have been making of the movie?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 17 February 2025 14:49 (five days ago) link

I'm back from seeing BNW earlier today. I'm (sorta) with Ned... it was OK, which is better than I was expecting it to be. But still, it's greatly flawed.

Flaw #1 is that it expects you to remember characters and events from the TV show (now four years old), plus two of the least-regarded films in the entire MCU franchise, and it doesn't go to many lengths to recap any of that. For instance the introduction of Isaiah is super fast, "oh yeah, the forgotten Cap!" so good luck on buying that entire character if you didn't watch F&WS first. I literally could not remember that the "celestial island" was fallout from THE ETERNALS, nor can I remember *any* of the details from the 17-year-old HULK movie--a movie so old multiple actors have been recast.

The stunts and action sequences were all pretty solid, and mostly are what made the film enjoyable, although the climax with Red Hulk was too short and too low-stakes.

I guess for better or worse you can tell that this movie had a shit-ton of reshoots, so one would hope that it's at least better than whatever the first draft was. Still, there are a handful of weird camera shots from a distance--I assume so you don't notice it's all body doubles? And a few odd cameos in small, enclosed spaces. What was up with Winter Soldier suddenly being a viable political candidate??

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Tuesday, 18 February 2025 00:31 (four days ago) link


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