Show me some men who look like old lesbians!

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Question inspired by this really fancy blog about men who look like old lesbians, which basically made me laugh until I cried, but I know ILX can do even better.

Here's my rather predictable offering:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/Renebot/phantomparadise-03.jpg
Paul Williams

Tricksey Spinster, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

bernie
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/BernieEcclestoneAP_468x359.jpg

Thomas, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 08:56 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070910/helen_l.jpg

get bent, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

moar please, this is good thread

wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.courant.com/media/photo/2008-05/39290421.jpg

ledge, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

chris walla
http://www.filter-store.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/1120746_cw_200x200.jpg

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 May 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Keith-Richards%5B1%5D.jpg

bingolola, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:53 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Keith-Richards%5B1%5D.jpg
oops. er, go the link.

bingolola, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/02/stones_wideweb__430x281.jpg

all but Ronnie, really.

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:02 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/78088189-thumb.jpg

not beckham

Zeno, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:31 (sixteen years ago) link

It's predictable enough, I guess, but I like that Charlie somehow looks the youngest. :)

kenan, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

want more!

bingolola, Thursday, 29 May 2008 10:51 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.designboom.com/eng/interview/brucesterling/01.jpg

mh, Thursday, 12 June 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

i've been looking for shots of the drummer from the zero boys but can't find any that sufficiently capture his lesbianity.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 June 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Props for the Bruce Sterling pic, mh.

Bodrick III, Thursday, 12 June 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

http://images.worldcupblog.org/www/steve%20nicol.jpg

dan m, Thursday, 12 June 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/4/6/1/7/15117164-15117327-slarge.jpg

Eazy, Thursday, 12 June 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/harold-bloom.jpg

Harold Bloom ftw

Eazy, Thursday, 12 June 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I came here to post that Dana Carvey picture. SHAZBOT.

Lie Bot, Thursday, 12 June 2008 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

David Gordon Green:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/07/31/arts/03harr02_190.jpg

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5725/johnnydepphk5.jpg

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://i38.tinypic.com/2gx4r5w.jpg

Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/08/miked083007.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

sheeit

goole, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Willem-Dafoe.jpg
Willem Dafoe, perhaps. Or, rather, I saw an old dyke the other night who looked exactly like Willem Dafoe, so maybe my wires are all crossed.

robotsinlove, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Abercrombie guy is the dickbag epicenter of the universe!

Dan I., Tuesday, 18 November 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i44.tinypic.com/2dsxz7.jpg

yungblut, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

omg u guys http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/2008/12/john-darnielle.html

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 03:36 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/Hammond_450x300.jpg

salsa shark, Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2008/philippe_petit/philippe_petit_09.jpg

(of Man on Wire fame)

Alba, Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link

rip gabbneb

sippin margaritas on the beach in my adidas (and what), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

It's just about a lack of eyebrows, isn't it?

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

No lack here:

http://i38.tinypic.com/2gx4r5w.jpg

Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

lol

While we're at it:
http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/bridget/phil-spector-hair.jpg

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 09:58 (fifteen years ago) link

In the biopic of Spector's life and his trial, surely Al Pacino will play the starring role:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/defamer/2009/02/al_pacino_300.jpg

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/9179/defaultaspx.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:23 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/01/wayne_newton.jpg

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2007-12/34232664.jpg

I don't know how, but Young Wayne Newton looks more like an old lesbian than Old Wayne Newton.

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ml59PlBGnC0/Sca1GVzTkII/AAAAAAAAL2U/fR33ib5ZKgA/s400/bjarmstrong.jpg
Billie Joe Armstrong. Looks more like a young lesbian, really.

Trip Maker, Friday, 15 May 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

xps

Is that what Al Pacino actually looks like irl?

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 15 May 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I searched Dave Foley + Lesbian and found a blogspot: men who look like old lesbians

goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

someone already posted that link. nvm

goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

that's an A+ double

Lovely release! (sic), Friday, 22 May 2009 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/sdyz5y.gif

StanM, Saturday, 23 May 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

(I know, I know, Jo Brand isn't a L)

StanM, Saturday, 23 May 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/rem2.jpg
Have Peter Buck and Mike Mills always had the same face?

Trip Maker, Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

eminem has had some work done, true/false

juliette brioche (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I couldn't tell that was Eminem at all, holy shit.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i think he might have just put on some weight.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahaha

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Eminem looks just like Phranc.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man, that John D callout!

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I've said this before about that Eminem pic, but I saw that and one other a month or two ago and had a really alarmed "Eminem had a facelift" reaction

nabisco, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

so did LL but he was due for it -- still, he doesn't look like an aging lesbian

juliette brioche (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://wildaboutazcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/LukeWalton.jpg

he's got a couple years yet but he's making it happen

is juiceless??? (tremendoid), Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

eminem has had some work done, true/false

― juliette brioche (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 2, 2009 11:53 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Yeah, something is completely off about his face right now. It's kind of freaky.

I don't know if I see the resemblance but LOL at Em looking like Phranc. I saw her open for Morrissey once a long time ago and had completely forgotten about her. wow. "M-A-R-T-I-N-A"

some american borad (ENBB), Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://cdn.stereogum.com/img/wilco_spin_210x.jpg

sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.globalmobileawards.com/images/2009/hi_res/20_mcintyre.jpg

Suedey 2, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe one's resemblance to an old lesbian is determined by one's coke intake.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry if I got a bit carried away there. In my head it's like a love story. A beautiful tragic love story. Sniff.

Ahem.

Suedey 2, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Sniff sniff.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Is no one going to post that recent Steve Tyler photo? Too obvious, I guess.

Bob Six, Monday, 24 August 2009 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link

okay wait

nate dogg is a feeling (HI DERE), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

o_o

o_O

O_O

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

(btw he's holding his normal glasses, this isn't how he's walking around)

StanM, Monday, 24 August 2009 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

oh my god

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

he looks like mrs cox, my 7th grade english teacher

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 24 August 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
one month passes...

lol

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 October 2009 12:17 (fourteen years ago) link

http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krmf8fWMMm1qz4edeo1_400.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 18 October 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

r.i.p. john hughes

http://www.nndb.com/people/043/000024968/john-hughes.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 19 October 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

http://passionforcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/stephen_king1.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 19 October 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

omg Billie Jean King!

the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Monday, 19 October 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

is it possible this thread has gone this long without...

http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/wp-content/gallery/2009-09-23-lisa-lampanelli/12-bruce-jenner.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 19 October 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Michael-Moore6.jpg

fiend for doritos (Pillbox), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link

who did RAPTOBER post?

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I may have seen it before, but the other day I was quite drawn by the old-lesbianness of this picture of Rick James

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/080406/040806_rickJames_vsmall.standard.jpg

EDB, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link

who did RAPTOBER post?

same guy i did. whoops!

would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 01:49 (fourteen years ago) link

but who is it?

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 02:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Rowland S. Howard - there's an INCREDIBLY "old lesbian" photo that's his current print press shot, but I can't find it online :(

RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man, THAT'S what he looks like now? Daaaaaaamn.

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I just saw Annie Lennox in that synth documentary and I thought how about: Show me some women who look like they're men who look like old lesbians!

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh man Roland S. Howard you used to look so fuckable ;_;

existential eggs (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

That last photo is so ws.

existential eggs (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link

so, so, so ws
both

existential eggs (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link

last night I took a phone photo on the train of the one I couldn't find on the internets

then this morning I found a (cropped) version online!:

http://www.messandnoise.com/images/3007186/440x366-c.jpeg

RAPTOBER (sic), Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

auntie r0wland

quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/rod_stewart_mistaken_for

StanM, Saturday, 12 December 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0311_david_letterman_splash.jpg

basically any man over, say, 55 who has taken care of their skin

there's a better way to browse (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

You guys know different lesbians than I do.

there's a better way to browse (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 13 December 2009 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/19/article-1207603-061AF964000005DC-275_468x578.jpg

who the fuck is this???

Crackle Box, Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Steve Tyler innit?

blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

http://www.lipsticktracez.com/allison/DSC04450.1.jpg

gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

My god, I just almost puked, who or what the fuck is that?

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Rodney Bingenheimer?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/7/7c/Brent_Spiner.jpg/292px-Brent_Spiner.jpg
http://g8.undercoverhd.com/imgsresized/article/060316KD_Lang160306.jpg

There are probably better comparison photos but Data and KD Lang have been converging for some time now.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost
it's Rodney, aye

gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

^^^ that dude needs a fucking slap tbh

My booze, he weighs a ton (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 March 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/Bullard%20Jimmy.jpg

Thierry Ennui (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 March 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

How did I know there would be a picture of Jimmy "Wash & Go Down To The Championship" Bullard here?

James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

KUCINICH!

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dennislizvenice.jpg

HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

massive lol at popped collar

HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

http://gossip.whyfame.com/files/2010/03/justin_bieber.jpg

looks more like a young lesbian I guess

I won't vote for you unless you acknowledge my magic pony (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/marr-brown.jpg

zombie lesbians I guess

conrad, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

marr and brown may have mugged some old lesbians for their haircuts, but otherwise look totally like blokes

it's all abt groups, like i was saying in the jerk thread a few days ago (sic), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

what's with the gormless open mouth look?

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

looks like his skull had a stroke

caek, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Is this the justification for Beiber's inclusion here?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FhCJvYwH1Os/SoyIQYOhjnI/AAAAAAAACJg/_XF0l8uqItQ/s1600/Cover.jpg

Because I don't think she actually is a lesbian.

everything, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

xp it is more likely to be related to http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/ I would've thought

picture me needing a bonghit I said never (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 11:08 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...
three months pass...

In the biopic of Spector's life and his trial, surely Al Pacino will play the starring role:

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 10:34 AM (1 year ago)

HBO announced a few days ago that this is in fact happening.

Ballard, Dick (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bears repeating:

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/04/08-15/ebert.JPG

actual, actual, actual, (corey), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Pinched from ILM

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 November 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Christopher-Hitchens.jpg

thirdalternative, Saturday, 27 November 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Paul McCartney and 1/2 of his backing band on SNL last night.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, they looked kinda scary. i can tell my grandchildren that i was there that day.

http://web.mac.com/paul_mccartney/macca_report_news/paul_rudd_mccartney-snl_510.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 13 December 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

OMG this thread is great

big up yourself and encounter (admrl), Monday, 13 December 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

not old but lol http://imgur.com/WujhF.jpg

FLEETWOOD MAC OS THE XX FILES (diamonddave85), Thursday, 16 December 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

looks like an anime character

o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Thursday, 16 December 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50611000/jpg/_50611088_50611086.jpg

onimo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

oooh, too soon :)

not_goodwin, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
one month passes...
three weeks pass...

http://i53.tinypic.com/2u5ysnl.jpg

three megabytes of hot RAM (abanana), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

http://passionforcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/stephen_king1.jpg

SB Nation (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...
three weeks pass...
one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/Dlndx.jpg

James Mitchell, Thursday, 18 August 2011 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://photos.exposay.com/Judge_Reinhold/judge_reinhold_1BNZa.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Elton (may already be on this thread, didn't see him though)
http://judyhalone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Elton-John.jpg

three word displayname (snoball), Sunday, 4 September 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

carrying on the tradition of arsenal signings looking like old lesbians, i give you park chu young

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kjHm12tEN8Y/Tl8RTqFf2tI/AAAAAAAAHxg/dVaFDqmZiIM/s1600/A.jpg

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, and Paul Williams upthread lol otm

garish handling (Muscae Volitante), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

Ooh, Bernard Sumner and Todd Rundgren you almost made the cut

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQIeJbwHcX-HUM8uZoAhRgZ0ZbuJsh475Q0L82oSVtJ3v-URa6

garish handling (Muscae Volitante), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

http://m1.ttxm.co.uk/images/feeds/pa/news/2011/11/04/460x259/N0464851320413920149A.jpg

Not old, and has been on the thread before, but Bieber again.

DavidM, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...
four weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

Lesbians don't usually have moustaches?

Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

Omg that Macca photo.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:57 (twelve years ago) link

came here to post exactly that.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 26 April 2012 10:18 (twelve years ago) link

my reaction was pretty much instinctive.

michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 26 April 2012 10:19 (twelve years ago) link

This far and no Jimmy Saville? Perhaps a little too obvious.

Zuleika, Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i49.tinypic.com/smgeuc.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 12 May 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

three for three!

http://mtv-tv.mtvnimages.com/images/281x211/green-day_281x211.jpg?height=211

some dude, Monday, 20 August 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hahahahaha jon

some dude, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three months pass...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.spinner.com/media/2010/06/jimmypage.jpg

Ward Fowler, Monday, 21 January 2013 10:45 (eleven years ago) link

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61nc5Dy9CKL._SS420_.jpg

DavidM, Thursday, 7 February 2013 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://i46.tinypic.com/11h9uog.jpg

Dave Barry

dope ass mug (los blue jeans), Sunday, 10 February 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...
two months pass...
one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/zbOqMHz.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

TOO SOON.

May I Call You Jiggleee? (Leee), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link

In the biopic of Spector's life and his trial, surely Al Pacino will play the starring role:

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^I know it got mentioned a couple years back, but shit this is pretty impressive

Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/10/75/35/2348895/5/628x471.jpg
Patrick Barlow (left)

Dan I., Thursday, 26 September 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

Also woah how prescient was this post:

In the biopic of Spector's life and his trial, surely Al Pacino will play the starring role:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/defamer/2009/02/al_pacino_300.jpg

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 5:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dan I., Thursday, 26 September 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...
two weeks pass...
three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/zS2Y0sJ.jpg

nate woolls, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 12:10 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Saw this out of the corner of my eye and honestly thought "Why is Ellen Degeneres modeling for Frank & Oak?"

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/5923289870485687684

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 November 2014 04:56 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...
two months pass...
three months pass...

is anyone else watching PIL on Jools Holland's show right now?

soref, Friday, 23 October 2015 23:09 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three months pass...
two weeks pass...
one month passes...

Steve Albini looks like an old lesbian now. (Photographic evidence is plentiful.) It's weirding me out a little bit.

augh (Control Z), Saturday, 9 April 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

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Gotta say Max Weinberg is kinda bringing it lately

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Max+Weinberg+50th+New+York+Film+Festival+Not+M5ynePrGWepl.jpg

full of grapes (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 June 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

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i thought that was clem burke from blondie for a sec there; clearly clem belongs here too

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Blondie+Panel+Ngh3ltVSM7Tl.jpg

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:49 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

Try that again. Poul Anderson:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1zDriqb9jL._UX250_.jpg

Bashir-Worf Hypothesis (Leee), Friday, 5 May 2017 01:22 (seven years ago) link

Kind of hate this thread because it's given me the fear that I will end up looking like an old lesbian.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 5 May 2017 09:54 (seven years ago) link

My son and I were watching a video of Paul McCartney performing at a R'n'R Hall of Fame ceremony. My son, who was 5 at the time, said "Daddy, sometimes people look like a boy AND a girl and it's a little confusing."

early rejecter, Friday, 5 May 2017 14:45 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...
one month passes...

This thread revive allows me the very rare privilege of posting a photograph of Ernest Moniz for the second time today.

http://s3-origin-images.politico.com/2013/04/09/130409_ernest_moniz_3_shinkle_605.jpg

Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 August 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link

Seriously, I'm obsessed with how many moods Moniz has. SO MANY MOODS.

https://c.o0bg.com/rf/image_960w/Boston/2011-2020/2014/02/05/BostonGlobe.com/Metro/Images/Was8183851.jpg

Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 August 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link

wtf @ this thread

brimstead, Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link

ahaha they look like gay women oh hahaha

brimstead, Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:04 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLJUkdjW4AAv0vw.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 October 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/Jayb0Bn.jpg

Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 18 January 2018 08:02 (six years ago) link

How is this thread not teeming with recent pics of Ron and Russell Mael

very stabbable gaius (wins), Thursday, 18 January 2018 11:19 (six years ago) link

Bono has a beard btw.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 January 2018 11:20 (six years ago) link

so do some old women.

Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 18 January 2018 11:37 (six years ago) link

checkmate

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:08 (six years ago) link

Esp. old lesbians, knowhorrimean, eh, eh, missus?

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:29 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

Lovely photo of my aunt and her partner of 12 years :) pic.twitter.com/7A5HJJsa60

— Mr. To Damn Good (@FamousCeleb) August 13, 2018

na (NA), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

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UK's worst* journalist, james ball

*joint? w/helen lewis

||||||||, Sunday, 4 November 2018 13:02 (five years ago) link

Best frying pans in the business come from the folks at @stargazeriron. I (Olga) cook everything in this pan. Holidays are coming up. You know what to get. pic.twitter.com/OYuhmXrMkf

— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) November 14, 2018

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

Those lips have never touched a clit in their existence.

Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

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three weeks pass...

Chris Addison on University Challenge as we speak.

Dan Worsley, Friday, 28 December 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

two months pass...
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Oh for a preview button

https://i.imgur.com/2BCkYUx.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 April 2019 08:24 (five years ago) link

http://i68.tinypic.com/14y5u0o.png

lumen (esby), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:23 (five years ago) link

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yes, this thread sucks. yes, Kyle Rittenhouse looks like an old lesbian. no, there's nothing wrong with that

https://i.imgur.com/r3SUBTl.jpg

the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 28 August 2020 03:08 (three years ago) link

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look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t a lesbian couple named, like, ellis (54) and emily (31) whom you meet at the farmer’s market in line for beeswax candles with their rescue mutt https://t.co/IkPCYUV9C9

— Yash 🍂 (@yashwinacanter) November 13, 2020

... (Eazy), Saturday, 14 November 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

ellis can sure pull em

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Saturday, 14 November 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

that sure looks like a "socially distanced conversation" to me

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 14 November 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link

always kinda thought Eli Whitney (of Cotton Gin fame) looked sort of like a lesbian-style woman

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 November 2020 03:30 (three years ago) link

Worst thing about beeswax candles is having to wait in line to buy them.

everything, Saturday, 14 November 2020 06:29 (three years ago) link

that sure looks like a "socially distanced conversation" to me


idk man swift’s draping arm is doing some pretty radical things there. (maybe even deliberately?) odd pic for the pitch as you say

Fizzles, Saturday, 14 November 2020 08:35 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

Jared Leto looks like he's about to explain an awesome new job opportunity where you can work from home part-time selling essential oils making $100,000 a year #ufc264 pic.twitter.com/C7nQthIvN9

— 🍺𝙆𝙀𝙂🍺 ➐ (@_KEG_) July 11, 2021

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 July 2021 03:43 (two years ago) link

He looks like babylon zoo

Deflatormouse, Sunday, 11 July 2021 05:04 (two years ago) link

You know we’ve been at this a while when Johnny Knoxville qualifies.

no one yell at me, but when I first saw this pic I thought it was Eileen Myles pic.twitter.com/XvHmGhPkWx

— Leigh Cowart (@voraciousbrain) July 20, 2021

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/5MKk9rX.jpg

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 1 October 2022 06:41 (one year ago) link

Every time I see this thread it makes me smile.

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Saturday, 1 October 2022 17:32 (one year ago) link

The recent Bruce Springsteen as woody Allen photo belongs here

calstars, Saturday, 1 October 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link

Jon Bon Jovi looks like he just rolled in a birdie putt at 18 to win the ShopRite LPGA Classic Presented by Acer. pic.twitter.com/LtwbDIX3fR

— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) October 1, 2022

Kind of hate this thread because it's given me the fear that I will end up looking like an old lesbian.

― Eyeball Kicks

THERE ARE WORSE THINGS

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 2 October 2022 02:42 (one year ago) link

scarier part is knowing just how many of these folks i would swipe right on in Her. like, oh god, please don't let my taste in women be Johnny Knoxville.

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 2 October 2022 02:45 (one year ago) link

Hours of great talk, laughs and dinner with my friend Jimmy in London today. I love the times we spend together. He was blown away by photos of our full stage and thrilled for Download. I had to say “Jimmy, you’re at the foundation of everything we do.” @JimmyPage @DownloadFest pic.twitter.com/7WHpjuKrAf

— Paul Stanley (@PaulStanleyLive) June 8, 2022

love those ladies

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 00:27 (one year ago) link

“I WANNA KNOW IF WE GOT ANY DINNA GUESTS TONIGHT THAT I CAN GET HIIIIIIIIGH”

calstars, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 11:31 (one year ago) link

turns out there's quite a variety of men who look like old lesbians. Can we pin down the aesthetic?

fetter, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 12:53 (one year ago) link

1st one won't embed, but here's the url anyway: https://assets.blabbermouth.net/media/stonegossardsolo2020_638.jpg

Dinsdale, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 19:36 (one year ago) link

Can we pin down the aesthetic? post-boomer casual dress + hairstyles last changed in 1986.

bendy, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link

combined with clean shaven of course

Evan, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link

lol Joe
Honkin on liposuction needle

calstars, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link

good skincare and discernable cheekbones

fetter, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:49 (one year ago) link

turns out there's quite a variety of men who look like old lesbians. Can we pin down the aesthetic?

― fetter

speaking as someone who was assigned male at birth and has for the last several years been taking drugs to turn herself into an old lesbian, it's not really an "aesthetic" per se

first off there's not nearly as much difference between the physical appearance of "men" and "women" as a lot of people seem to think. this lack of difference is, i'd argue, a large part of _why_ clothing is so aggressively gendered. for a lot of people it is Very Important to know upon first looking at someone what their gender is.

since the culture we exist in now is patriarchal, the way this manifests itself is that male is an _unmarked_ gender, and female is a _marked_ gender - maleness is not something that is "performed", per se, just a sort of default state of being. pre-transition i can't say i ever went to a lot of effort to "perform masculinity". i mean, i smelled bad and had a receding hairline. that's about it.

lesbians are often taken to be "butch", to do male gender performance, and absolutely there are plenty of lesbians who do that, but for me, lesbianism is more a matter of _not doing gender performance for the benefit of straight men_. the last thing i want to do is look like a man, but i _don't_ dress femme most of the time.

"old" is certainly a factor as well - when cis women go through menopause they stop making as much estrogen, which i can tell you firsthand makes a pretty big difference in how a person looks. a woman who's not taking hormone replacement therapy (which was, of course, invented for cis women) is going to look more... _androgynous_, let's say.

basically what makes an old man look like an old lesbian is not being bald. that's pretty much it.

anyway, i'm going to continue to use this thread as my own personal version of Her. swiping right on Stone Gossard (shit, they had me when they started calling themselves _Stone_, yummmm), left on Jimmy, Paul, and Joe. (i'm assuming stone would be ENM given how prominent their ring is in their PFP. i'd still want to meet their nesting partner.)

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 00:42 (one year ago) link

lesbians are often taken to be "butch", to do male gender performance

this came out wrong. that's not necessarily what "butch" is. apologies.

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 00:45 (one year ago) link

That's a great fucking post.

basically what makes an old man look like an old lesbian is not being bald. that's pretty much it.

Facial hair, too, of course--which often goes with baldness.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 00:58 (one year ago) link

lol, yeah, forgot facial hair was a thing for a second

i should also add that photographs are also fairly poor at representing perhaps the two most important ways we gender people - height and voice. take the picture of taylor swift and paul mccartney - she has her arm around his shoulder and they're the same height (5'11"). it's pretty easy to look at that picture and see them as a lesbian couple. would we see it the same way if taylor swift was 5'2"?

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 01:52 (one year ago) link

McCartney must have heels on in that case.

Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 07:14 (one year ago) link

Every single one of the KITH now embodies this aesthetic. Especially Dave, but especially Mark!

https://i.imgur.com/8VqWXET.jpg

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 07:57 (one year ago) link

McCartney must have heels on in that case.

― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.)

height is more like women's clothing sizes - there's what you might call a high standard deviation within any particular number.

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 09:45 (one year ago) link

one of the great things about being a lesbian is that you can look like taylor swift or paul mccartney or any of the kids in the hall or, well, anybody you like. and these days, instead of saying "she looks like a man!" they'll instead say, without any particular malice against _you_, that anyone who resembles you looks like a lesbian. i think that's pretty awesome.

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 10:23 (one year ago) link

Young Stone Gossard was quite the hottie
https://i.redd.it/vfa74xho5ht41.png

Dinsdale, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link

a hotter Nuno Betancourt basically

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:09 (one year ago) link

Little bit of a young David Lee Roth vibe going on there.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link

*old* Stone Gossard is, whatchoo talkin about. I am here for that autumnal knit and silver fox n specs look.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:04 (one year ago) link

cosign, stone gossard is pretty much just a physically attractive human being!

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:07 (one year ago) link

good one.

is his military strategy “post-menopausal love affair in tuscany” pic.twitter.com/xLEur8il0j

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 11, 2022

as a bald person i'm just glad there's some karmic payback for men who that the audacity to have a good head of hair in old age

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link

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https://i.imgur.com/w8ZZZVd.jpg

calstars, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 01:17 (one year ago) link

doesn't look old, though

beard papa, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link

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I'm a better person for having seen that photo of Jeff Pocaro.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 24 December 2022 05:24 (one year ago) link

Little drummer boy

calstars, Saturday, 24 December 2022 11:38 (one year ago) link

i want him to join my bookclub

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 December 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link

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“That’s a MAN, baby”

calstars, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

There is no bottom pic.twitter.com/taLeqFd7bg

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 24, 2023

"I support my brave & beautiful lesbian daughter..."

They both look like bottoms

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 February 2023 00:09 (one year ago) link

You would know

calstars, Saturday, 25 February 2023 00:18 (one year ago) link

ya cuz your gay haha

ꙮ (map), Saturday, 25 February 2023 00:41 (one year ago) link

idk at least one of them probably thinks wiping too carefully is shameful :(

mh, Saturday, 25 February 2023 01:52 (one year ago) link

From the looks, it's not the one on the left

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Saturday, 25 February 2023 15:30 (one year ago) link

(That's re: wiping, not bottoming)

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Saturday, 25 February 2023 15:30 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/zK1RqmJ.jpg

Another Porcaro (Steve)

calstars, Friday, 17 March 2023 16:52 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/XPQaRUy.jpg

Might as well add Luk at this point

calstars, Saturday, 18 March 2023 22:17 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

a thread staple

Getting a ‘Glasgow Celtic’ tattoo in Auckland to celebrate my beloved team ‘You’re in My Heart’ @CelticFC #raywaller pic.twitter.com/5SsqzHf3S7

— Sir Rod Stewart (@rodstewart) April 11, 2023

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 10:45 (one year ago) link

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I feel I should point out that old David Byrne looks almost exactly like my late, possibly closeted grandma.

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 11 September 2023 23:08 (eight months ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://d3g9pb5nvr3u7.cloudfront.net/authors/59a6cfff7c10692ef40ba41a/-684908288/256.jpg

I mean, I wholeheartedly <3 Jon but... increasingly I think of this thread when I see recent pics.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 21:37 (seven months ago) link

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^^Macaulay Culkin

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 00:36 (six months ago) link

I think I’ve seen that lady at the coffee shop

calstars, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 00:39 (six months ago) link

Kyrsten Sinema has really let herself go

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 00:59 (six months ago) link

i knew i wouldn't have to look long to find Dave Foley

budo jeru, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 02:20 (six months ago) link

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https://images.app.goo.gl/jPxxMckgTT4xXUio6

Hello I'm shitty gatsworth (aldo), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 12:50 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

Taylor Swift com Skye e Mark Hoppus do Blink-182! 🤍 pic.twitter.com/Lwuc9lAG5H

— Taylor Swift Brasil (@taylorswiftbr) February 23, 2024

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 24 February 2024 23:09 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

damn wayne and garth are old as shit now

beard papa, Monday, 6 May 2024 16:33 (three weeks ago) link

"Old age isn't a battle, it's a massacre".

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Monday, 6 May 2024 18:23 (three weeks ago) link


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