E! A! G! L! E! S! IGGLES!!!!

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Hi Dere!

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scott seward, Monday, 5 January 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Hi Everybody!

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scott seward, Monday, 5 January 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link

BRIAN DAWKINS WILL NOT STAND FOR 404 MESSAGES!!!!

http://students.ou.edu/G/David.M.Gehris-1/brian%20dawkins.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link

yay eagles you are basically the only team i like that's still in it!

horseshoe, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link

duuuuuuuh, we are so going to lose next week...

http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/eli-manning-buzzed-hoboken.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

every time i decide i like the eagles i get reminded how insufferable their fanbase actually is :\

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link

imagine how insufferable i would've been had both the eagles AND chad pennington had won today o_O

Mad Vigorish (Eisbaer), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link

yay eagles you are basically the only team i like that's still in it!

― horseshoe, Sunday, January 4, 2009 8:01 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mee too

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I LOVES YOU IGGLES!

Mordy, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link

no matter what the eagles or eagle fans or anyone in philadelphia ever does from now until the end of time, they will never EVER be as insufferable as the schef's boyfriend was:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/2006/01/03/gallery.tattoos/shockey.jpg

EVER!

(brought to you by neverforgetthenightmarethatwasshockey.com)

scott seward, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link

lol she is going to kill you now

horseshoe, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link

let us also not forget jason sehorn ...

Mad Vigorish (Eisbaer), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link

come on even i hav to admit shockey brought the lolz

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

congrats eagles good game tonight also A+++ superschlubby fatsoscruff andy reid - that guy is gonna fix all your computers at best buy - plus quintuple combo score for jumping dancing I-Am-Auditioning-For-The-Mascot-Job McNabb

TOMBOT, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Donovan should basically be allowed to wear the scary eagle headpiece for a helmet at this point

TOMBOT, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link

CAW CAW

TOMBOT, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link

goddamn i hate iggles fans

also, the philly CBS news station ran a ten minute story about how vikings fans are pussies because their games weren't selling out.

stuffy old songs about the buttocks (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 5 January 2009 03:24 (sixteen years ago) link

You hate Iggles fans for pointing out that Vikings fans don't show up to games?

Mordy, Monday, 5 January 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link

cmon guys let's let eagles fans ride the wave until reid/mcnabb tragically mismanage a key situation.

(tbh a sports year in which both the phillies and eagles experience success is something which most people are just not ready for so i'm planning on being in full denial mode for the foreseeable future.)

the ref (ed hochuli ha ha) (call all destroyer), Monday, 5 January 2009 04:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I like the Eagles, I appreciate everything they accomplished this season including losing to Washington x2, embarrassing the Cowboys, beating the Football Giants in December, and being another NFC East team playing a horrible game against the Bungles.. and more flying Dawkins. I used to really hate them back in the day but that was because of Buddy Ryan.

I also like Baltimore..

disco is the reason (daria-g), Monday, 5 January 2009 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread :D

i never really knew that a lot of non-eagles fans liked the eagles. it may have started with the limbaugh situation because duh whose side are you going to take there.

k3vin k., Monday, 5 January 2009 06:37 (sixteen years ago) link

oh hey I found this one again

http://i44.tinypic.com/vgo1ah.gif

disco is the reason (daria-g), Monday, 5 January 2009 13:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Rest In Peace New York Football Giants!

scott seward, Sunday, 11 January 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link

IGGLES IGGLES IGGLES

Mordy, Sunday, 11 January 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Secure the ball

The Eagles thrive on turnovers and ex-Patriot Asante Samuel holds the NFL postseason TD record for interception returns. Jim Johnson's blitzes are designed to create hurried throws, although that's the one area where Eli Manning has made the most improvement over the last year. The Giants were turnover-free in three of their last four games, with two costly picks against the Cowboys the exception. The Giants haven't lost a fumble since Brandon Jacobs coughed one up in the first Eagles matchup, when two Giant turnovers set up TDs. Brian Dawkins will be looking for strips.

scott seward, Sunday, 11 January 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

yay

Mad Vigorish (Eisbaer), Sunday, 11 January 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY

Mad Vigorish (Eisbaer), Sunday, 11 January 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link

BRIAN DAWKINS ♥

Leee, Monday, 12 January 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Brian Dawkins will be looking for strips.

゙(゚、 。 7 (cankles), Monday, 12 January 2009 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i was at superbowl XXXIX and heard this chant raised thus:

"E! A! G! L! S! IGGLES!!!!"

cue FLY EAGLES FLY song gurgled through $20 beers

marlon brando baby tiger (elmo argonaut), Monday, 12 January 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago) link

dirty bombs to Philly plz

Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 January 2009 14:26 (sixteen years ago) link

so what would we call an all-pennsylvania super bowl?

tipsy mothra, Monday, 12 January 2009 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

The Keystone Krusade

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 January 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link

the Shame of the North.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 January 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link

(The losing team are forced to spend the rest of their days in a drab satellite suburb of that seething hotbed of joy, York.)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 January 2009 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

State Series

Mordy, Monday, 12 January 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

^dads around the country will be rallying behind this

Cocktor Dassantino (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 January 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

heavens!

I just like the idea Pennsylvania is a sovereign country.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, December 2, 2002 11:42 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

:-)

Mad Vigorish (Eisbaer), Monday, 12 January 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey, you want to lead the revolt, I'm not stopping ya.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 January 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/magazine/20090108_Shaggy_Eagles_fans_let_it_grow.html

lolz. I'm a part of a movement!

Mordy, Monday, 12 January 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

GO STEELERS!

scott seward, Sunday, 18 January 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link

how can a quarterback be so talented and throw so many bad passes? it's a mystery for the ages. in the playoffs he is truly mister near-miss. the acrobatics these guys have to do just to catch the ball is staggering. and, yet, there are other games where he is like a friggin' laser. so weird.

scott seward, Sunday, 18 January 2009 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link

HE WAS ROBBED (on that throw to curtis, anyway).

during the 1st quarter, though, donovan blew every opportunity tho'

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Sunday, 18 January 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

GO STEELERS!

― scott seward, Sunday, January 18, 2009 6:23 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

^^^^^^^^^^^

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Monday, 19 January 2009 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

R.I.P. Jim Johnson :(

scott seward, Friday, 31 July 2009 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Yeah, seriously. WTF is going on?

Mordy, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

He's not starting, I'm assuming. So why the fuck are we spending money on him?

Mordy, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

IGGLES!

i'm pretty much in the "don't care" boat at this point w/r/t vick - i doubt he'll even play really unless we need him.

¿pr que? (k3vin k.), Friday, 14 August 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I have to imagine Andy Reid knows from people who have done bad things and need forgiveness. So there's probably at least a bit of charity in this signing, since I can't imagine Vick is going to play much (assuming McNabb'ster stays healthy).

Mordy, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

they'd be retarded for not figuring out how to get him on the field given the stress and publicity cost of signing him.

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i never imagined, from a PR perspective, that the iggs would be the team to take him like this, but it's not like they're making him the starter. can't see too much of an uproar over dude holding a clipboard

¿pr que? (k3vin k.), Friday, 14 August 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link

like mordy i'm a bit surprised we spent this money on him, but as of last year kolb belonged in the arena league

¿pr que? (k3vin k.), Friday, 14 August 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Keep in mind, we also signed TO.

Mordy, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah im with you but owens was in the prime of his career; only thing vick's game-ready for is serving lunch at team dinners

¿pr que? (k3vin k.), Friday, 14 August 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

"can't see too much of an uproar over dude holding a clipboard"

um, except every game on the road will be a relentless hatefest with the p.a. system blaring who let the dogs out all night long. i'm guessing the field will either be littered with milkbone biscuits or dog collars. what does that do to morale team-wise?

(espn was saying this morning that they should put mcnabb AND vick on the field at the same time just to scare the shit out of people.)

scott seward, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

(espn was saying this morning that they should put mcnabb AND vick on the field at the same time just to scare the shit out of people.)

I am basically gonna watch every eagles game just to be there when this happens. I think this is kinda cool tbh, but I'm not a dedicated eagles fan.

iatee, Saturday, 15 August 2009 01:30 (fifteen years ago) link

um, except every game on the road will be a relentless hatefest with the p.a. system blaring who let the dogs out all night long. i'm guessing the field will either be littered with milkbone biscuits or dog collars. what does that do to morale team-wise?

thing is, this is probably going to happen in philadelphia

¿pr que? (k3vin k.), Saturday, 15 August 2009 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link

it seems all the interesting things in Philly sports happen when I am away from Philly

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Saturday, 15 August 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link

looking forward to my facebook news feed this year

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Saturday, 15 August 2009 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link

everybody's overrating this. some fuckin peta weirdos are gonna protest, vick's going to break something for a td in like week 9, and no one's going to remember what a "controversial" signing it was.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 August 2009 05:15 (fifteen years ago) link

my little sister -- who REALLY hates michael vick and loves dogs -- is pressuring me to quit on the Eagles because of the Vick signing.

Mein bester Freund, die Kackwurst, wird bis zu einem Meter groß. (Eisbaer), Saturday, 15 August 2009 06:20 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

iggggggggles football!

goodbye andrews bros. hullo to brandon graham + nate allen. (+ others)

Mordy, Monday, 6 September 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

we're the best kind of disgusting savages

Mordy, Monday, 6 September 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I-G-G-L-E-S EAGLES!

max skim (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 September 2010 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link

uaaIhl, that whoe album is amazing but I think "Eagles" is the high point

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

oh my god i just got home to find out phillies signed hunter pence (ok, cool) and the iggles signed Asomugha???? holy shit that second piece of news makes me giddy!

Mordy, Saturday, 30 July 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

good day for philly fans no doubt

call all destroyer, Saturday, 30 July 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link

XD XD XD XD

My name is Frunze. Learn it well it is the chilling sound of your doom (Eisbaer), Saturday, 30 July 2011 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Always fun to watch Eagles fans get gassed off of some new player because you know they'll hate him in a year.

Burning Hell Sunflower Blues Band (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 30 July 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Cliff Lee: “Philly fans don’t need a teleprompter to tell them to cheer.”

Mordy, Saturday, 30 July 2011 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link

from Peter King

And one league source just told me something that surprised me. “Nnamdi wanted to play in Philadelphia,” the source said. More than New York, where Rex Ryan was planning to make Asomugha and Revis his defensive centerpieces? Yes, the source said.

The contract is stunning — just $12 million a year for a player who made $28 million over the last two years and was the hottest player on the free agent market. So the source appears to be spot on: Clearly Asomugha would have been offered more by at least one other team. The $12 million annual figure is what the Panthers paid defensive end Charles Johnson this week. Clearly there was something enticing about this Eagles bid, possibly the ability to go to a team with the chance to win the Super Bowl from the NFC.

Clearly there's something that is making these talents want to play in Philadelphia. Maybe time to retire the 'shitty fans' meme?

Mordy, Saturday, 30 July 2011 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

eh, there must be a more likely explanation. mebbe it's cheesesteaks.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 30 July 2011 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link

we gonna trade cromartie now?

Notinnymane (k3vin k.), Saturday, 30 July 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link

When did Asomugha all of a sudden become talked about like he was the best player in the NFL? I'd never even heard of him until he hit the free agent market.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 30 July 2011 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

vick, vy, mccoy, desean, maclin, nnamdi, asante, drc

andy reid's crazy fat ass

― J0rdan S., Friday, July 29, 2011 6:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 July 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

xp second best cb for a little bit now -- he was all over the place last season at least

Mordy, Saturday, 30 July 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

can see someone having a desire to retire with a ring being more important than the asshole fan factor

iatee, Saturday, 30 July 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

can see someone having a desire to retire with a ring being more important than the asshole fan factor

of course ... at least part of the reason why ballplayers sign with the Yankees (OK, the fat paycheck is more important ... but both make that team's/city's asshole fans more tolerable).

My name is Frunze. Learn it well it is the chilling sound of your doom (Eisbaer), Saturday, 30 July 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

xp I can't imagine he felt he'd have a better shot at a ring with Iggles than Jets -- tho I suppose it's possible.

Mordy, Saturday, 30 July 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

When did Asomugha all of a sudden become talked about like he was the best player in the NFL?
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, July 30, 2011 1:46 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

Since about 4 years ago when every offensive coordinator in the league decided that they were never going to throw to his half of the field anymore.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 30 July 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

now w/ cullen jenkins

johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

another nice pickup

call all destroyer, Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

are we really gonna trade samuel?

Notinnymane (k3vin k.), Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

so it appears. apparently he's too expensive for us

Mordy, Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

cap casualties:

weaver - 2.4m
hanson - 870,000
bunkley - 700,000
parker - 3.5m
total: 6.5m

only way asante is traded if roseman is wowed with a starter better than Justice or 1st rd. pick + LB. asante would free up 6.3m this season, 7.5m for 2012.

Mantis Toboggan M.D. (wabi sabi), Sunday, 31 July 2011 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
As if they needed the help, Eagles now have two 2s, two 4s, two 5s and two 6s in 2012 draft. Talk about a well-run organization.

Mordy, Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

what's up

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Sunday, 2 October 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

1. Reid 2. Castillo 3. No LBs 4. No OL 5. Rookie kicker 6. Poor offensive schemes in redzone 7. Ronnie Brown thinks he's a QB 8. Poor game management 9. Terrible ball protection 10. No tackling to speak of...

Mordy, Sunday, 2 October 2011 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

didn't the eagles ever pay attention to the redskins, they're just 3 hours south on 95

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Sunday, 2 October 2011 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

It's hard for me to say whether these are the same problems the Eagles have always had (inability to finish games, stalled important drives, red zone issues, impatience w/ the running game) just writ super large or some kind of new problem. The defense is the worst I've ever seen it, at least since I started paying serious attention to the team in high school. The offense is incredibly talented, but somehow Reid has become even worse over the years at basic stuff, like drawing up intelligible plays or using players effectively. Maybe the problem is that Reid keeps leaning on these explosive offensive players (McNabb, Westbrook now Vick, Jackson) to pick up the slack from his -- apparently -- ineffective gamecalling. And Vick can't be a superstar every week (tho he is often the only bright spot in these games)

Mordy, Sunday, 2 October 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

at the moment -- and obviously a lot can still happen over the season and they could theoretically still turn it around and even make the playoffs -- this feels like reid's last season in philadelphia

Mordy, Sunday, 2 October 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

how long do we have these bright new stars under contract for

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

depends on the player. afaik jackson doesn't even have his new contract yet.

Mordy, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

this wide 9 defense is the worst piece of shit i've ever seen and that reid + castillo persist in using it is very telling about the quality of decision making coming down from the top.

Mordy, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

also, reid's constant bitching in the post game conference about how we can't blame the defense too much bc the offense didn't score enough was like complaining that michael vick wasn't magical enough this game to bail reid out. maybe the problem was the whole 12 run plays called (!!!!) + mccoy running 9 times for 18 yards, and not vick going 30-for-46 for 416 yards (a career high), two touchdowns and an interception

Mordy, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought football was all about defense

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

reid really resisted blaming the defense for this travesty

Mordy, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

Incunabuleee (Leee), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Kind of makes me wish I watched the game/cared about football.

Incunabuleee (Leee), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

at least we'll always have the phillies

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ prophetic words

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

lols all around, right?

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://deadspin.com/5855017/andy-reid-is-jason

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just going to lol

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 13 November 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

lol'ing otherwise i'd be cry'ing

Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

apparently Castillo is keeping his job? wtf?

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, but they're bringing in Todd Bowles to run defensive backs

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

http://tom.mcallister.ws/?p=634

worth reading imho

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

at least we'll always have the phillies

― (╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Sunday, October 2, 2011 6:47 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

mords how do we feel this year?

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

nervous about vickjuries, silly hopeful about philly qb of future foles, cautiously excited for new football! i think it'll be okay. they'll play better than last year. i'm pretty sure.

Mordy, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

i feel similar! reading that thing you posted a month ago. hoping it'll make a 'turn'?

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

apparently lurie maybe kinda said that if iggles go 8-8 again reid is out of a job

Mordy, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

i love andy man i just don't know. he's like my dad

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

coincidentally my dad also loves andy. but then again he was a huge asante fan

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, keep him forever afaic

Mordy, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't post anything on this thread but westbrook retiring as eagle moved me so much. i know it's routine for that kind of guy and i should've known it would happen, but i was still uncertain. i don't know why it matters to me but it does.

Mordy, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

same with dawkins! but yeah, westbrook was a special player and seemed like a good guy, i probably felt closer to him than any other eagle since i've been old enough to care other than maybe mcnabb obv. tra thomas did the same thing this summer too

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

shady is so gonna break his records tho

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

aw man the end of that kinda kills me

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

As for Vick, Reid said he thought the quarterback was “rusty.” But at no point did he consider pulling Vick and going with rookie Nick Foles.

“No, I thought he had to work through it,” Reid said. “He’s our quarterback, so you’ve got to do that. The game’s fast, and it picks up even off of the preseason. He didn’t have any preseason. It’s a fast game. This was an important game for him to get in and play and endure and toughen it out, which he did. That’s what you saw.”

Mordy, Monday, 10 September 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

today was rough, but i'm happy they won. defense looked as good as i'd hoped. offense troubling but idk. at least he didn't get injured.

Mordy, Monday, 10 September 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

btw, i'm loving sheil's blog: http://www.phillymag.com/eagles

Mordy, Monday, 10 September 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://blogs.nfl.com/2012/09/10/mcnabb-on-vick-just-a-bad-day-at-the-office/

Mordy, Monday, 10 September 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

http://mcnabborkolb.com/2012/9/10/recap-eagles-vs-browns

sadly otm, i think we might be fucked

Mordy, Monday, 10 September 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

:(

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

i still have hope

Mordy, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

my brother has almost convinced me that the phillies could still make the playoffs

Mordy, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8370631/michael-vick-philadelphia-eagles-knows-needs-improve-week-2

well at least he knows!

Mordy, Thursday, 13 September 2012 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/38733040/

The Eagles plan to lead the league in everything this year. First in yards, and in yards allowed. First in sacks, and sacks allowed. First in giveaways and takeaways. First in questions raised about their own quarterback, and about opposing quarterbacks. First in two-minute warnings (they have that one sewn up). The Eagles are so extreme that if they end up .500, it will be with a 16-16 record.

Mordy, Sunday, 23 September 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

also i like this: http://mcnabborkolb.com/2012/9/22/all-22-odds-and-ends-from-week-two

Mordy, Sunday, 23 September 2012 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

look for them to rip off a massive winning streak now

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

andy dropping hints left + right that he's ready to try something new at qb position too

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

You know, Juan's seeming like the nicest dude ever has made it really hard for me to come to terms with how frustrating this defense has been, but after this week's "yeah, we're kinda dominating Calvin Johnson TOO much, let's mix it up a bit so he doesn't get too comfortable being dominated", I think it's time for a change. So sick of watching this defense play well for three quarters and then just shut the fuck down for the 4th.

cwkiii, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

otm

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like Vick has already entered his Donny McNabb phase and will tank two more NFL franchises before he finally retires (and the Vikings are a lock to be one of them, somehow)

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

he threw one pass this sunday at a receiver's foot that was legit mcnabb-esque

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

this should have happened last summer

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

I guess the DC was responsible for Vick losing 13 fumbles in 13 games. Makes sense.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

http://media.philly.com/images/011213_gus-bradley_600.jpg

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

Much better him than Billick.

Bryan, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

WHOA!

Bryan, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

Holy jesus christ

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

WOW

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

unexpected!!

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

that boston story is outstanding

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Thursday, 17 January 2013 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

boston globe, scuse me

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Thursday, 17 January 2013 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

i'm really excited to see chip kelly coaching shady + brown. that should be explosive.

Mordy, Thursday, 17 January 2013 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

livestream of chip kelly introduction here:
http://www.the700level.com/football-philadelphia-eagles/news/Live-Stream-Chip-Kellys-Welcome-to-Phill?blockID=824379&feedID=8510

Mordy, Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

I predict that if Kelly gets the organization, assistant coaches and players to buy into his system enthusiastically, you'll see some damned exciting football next season. The biggest resistance may come from older veteran players with a lot of mileage on their bodies, but who still are starters. The new pace is really going to challenge them.

Aimless, Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

He says that he's a big fan of Foles and he's really singing his praises.

Mordy, Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

They asked him about Vick. He gave a non-answer. I'm sure Vick is done in Philly.

Mordy, Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

“I’m all in,” Kelly said, obviously unaware of how often that term has been used during Eagles press conferences. “I think it was Cortes who burned the boats. I’ve burned the boats so I’m not going back. I’m in. I’m an NFL coach, and this is where I want to be. If there was any indecision in terms of [not wanting to be in], I wouldn’t have made the jump.”

An insensitive Cortes reference? I think he'll fit in fine in Philly.

Mordy, Friday, 18 January 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

Cortes did burn his boats. Other than the fact that Cortes had all the tender-hearted humanity of Atilla the Hun, I'm not sure how acknowleging an historic fact is especially insensitive in this instance.

Aimless, Friday, 18 January 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

might as well cut him completely imho, but if anyone can get use out of him it's kelly

Mordy, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

I was hoping they'd get rid of him but I'm not surprised they decided to keep him. Hoping this is just a move to create more competition for the starting job.

cwkiii, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

Or: Hoping this is just a move to create more competition for the starting job Bryce Brown.

cwkiii, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

i saw that good brown piece on grantland. if kelly came into the league and only had 1 trick then he would be back out pdq, so i think the selection was v positive for eagles fans. we'll see if he can win nfl games, but he at least seems to have the right kind of intent and ambition about him.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

kelly that is

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, i'm super hopeful

Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

Kelly has thought about and implemented his offensive system for over a decade. He is very definite about what he wants and why. He isn't just working a gimmick. If anything, he's taken a basketful of gimmicks other people invented and saw how to integrate them. Give him three years to get his personnel adjusted to his system and we'll see if it wins against NFL defensive schemes.

Aimless, Thursday, 2 May 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know much about chip kelly or any of these doodz we drafted but i hope the iggles have more than 4 wins next year

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

what they don't tell u is that shady then threw fewer interceptions than vick

Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://nyc.podcast.play.it/media/d0/d0/d1/d2/dP/d4/dX/12P4X_3.MP3

Mordy, Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three months pass...
three weeks pass...

i found this very compelling:
http://the700level.com/eagles/5-statistics-that-should-but-wont-end-eagles-quarterback-debate/

Mordy , Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

so far this season has been my favorite iggles season since 2004

Mordy , Monday, 2 December 2013 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

Earlier in the week, Celek said: “We were just high-fiving saying, ‘good luck on the other side’ type of thing. We high-five on all those all the time.

“It’s kind of part of that play, gotta give him a high-five on the way to the route. Good luck on the other side.”

Today, Kelly added: “They like each other.”

The Eagles were using the mesh concept. Back in the day, 10-year-old Sheil called this one “cris-cross” when he was playing football in the neighbor’s yard.

The idea is simple: When the defense is in man coverage, two receivers run crossing routes, create some traffic, and hopefully one runs free. So why the low-five?

“So there’s no defender that can come in between ‘em,” explained Zach Ertz.

Apparently it’s as simple as that. The two players want to maintain spacing so that they don’t run into each other, but they want to be close enough so that a defender has a tough time sneaking through.

http://cdn.phillymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/lowfive_940.png

Mordy , Friday, 6 December 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago) link

i was at work all day but man, this team

k3vin k., Sunday, 8 December 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

another great one:

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/737/2358/original.jpg

FLYING SHADY

Mordy , Monday, 9 December 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTiFRa70m48

Mordy , Sunday, 29 December 2013 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f37X4fD5MuQ

Mordy , Sunday, 29 December 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://fishduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Chip-complete.pdf

don;t know if this has been linked before but i thought it was fascinating

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 February 2014 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

mazel tov nick!
http://the700level.com/sports/nick-foles-gets-engaged/

Mordy , Monday, 24 February 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

couple more good pieces, chip and chip/shady.

http://grantland.com/features/chip-kelly-philadelphia-eagles-nfl-influence/

http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/11348255/how-philadelphia-eagles-coach-chip-kelly-converted-lesean-mccoy-believer-espn-magazine

he continues to be an interesting dude and seems to be the standard bearer for rational thought and empiricism in a football culture still enamoured of gutfeel and sympathetic magic

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link

...for which i am really pulling for him to succeed, as far as he can to be fully vindicated without the eagles actually winning anything

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTiRIq2WIAEUnmD.jpg

Mordy, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

Bradford's gonna catch hell if Chip finds out about that chai tea latte...

cwkiii, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/WaltHickey/status/666620561909489664

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 13:27 (nine years ago) link

theres only 1 conference unaffiliated new yrs day bowl game, Samuel & I don't think an aac team is getting there smdh

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link

xp otoh if you're willing to forego gifts for 5 years for the chance of possibly getting a car at the end there's always the sixers

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

oy poor iggles

"Chip Kelly spent part of Tuesday's morning meeting reassuring the team that he didn't have any plans to leave."
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-eagles/Chip-Kelly-addressed-college-rumors-with-Eagles.html

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

Why would Chip leave voluntarily? He's got almost complete control of an NFL team and a multi-million dollar salary, plus perks. If he's fired, there will be time enough to sort through his options.

Aimless, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

beat the PATRIOTS tonight hell yeah

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Monday, 7 December 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

Wooo!

Mordy, Monday, 7 December 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

lol

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 7 December 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

eagles beat 2nd team offense tbh, but still a positive!

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 7 December 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Football Perspective ‏@fbgchase 34m34 minutes ago
Sam Bradford finishes 2015 with a 65.0% completion percentage. That's a new Eagles franchise record, breaking the mark set by Mark Sanchez.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 3 January 2016 22:19 (nine years ago) link

I think there are some promising elements of the team and talent on both sides of the ball - they just need a coach who can put it together consistently

Mordy, Sunday, 3 January 2016 22:22 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

BAM!

scott seward, Monday, 5 February 2018 03:56 (seven years ago) link

congrats mordy/kev/anyone i forgot.

call all destroyer, Monday, 5 February 2018 03:57 (seven years ago) link

AND CONGRATS BD!

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/wpvi/images/cms/3029700_1280x720.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 5 February 2018 03:58 (seven years ago) link

congrats philadelphians

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Monday, 5 February 2018 04:06 (seven years ago) link

Congrats eagles bros! America couldn't have handled another Pats win

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Monday, 5 February 2018 04:22 (seven years ago) link

thank u mordy

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 February 2018 04:56 (seven years ago) link

I highly recommend this livestream https://www.facebook.com/barstoolsports/videos/10156320024517502/

"Did you see that couple kissing just now like the war was over? Romance isn't dead."

flappy bird, Monday, 5 February 2018 05:47 (seven years ago) link

Somebody is live-blogging the police scanner:

State police and mounted patrols about to reach broad and Market.
3400 Ryan: “they’re destroying everything”
Broad and Market: bottles being thrown at cops. Swat teams standing by

— horny ron rides again (@ronaldravegan) February 5, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 5 February 2018 06:53 (seven years ago) link

Thank u user athorny ron

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 5 February 2018 06:58 (seven years ago) link

My mom texted this morning to say it was like watching the Cubs win the World Series.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 February 2018 13:29 (seven years ago) link

i really enjoyed that game. that was a really good football game. waiting for brady to end things in brady fashion was pretty excruciating. those 4th down calls brought a tear to my eye. so cool.

scott seward, Monday, 5 February 2018 13:40 (seven years ago) link

EEEEEEE-GULLLLS!
EEEEEEE-GULLLLS!
EEEEEEE-GULLLLS!
EEEEEEE-GULLLLS!

^^^
Didn't even watch the game but Philadelphia loyalty and all.

_Rudipherous_, Monday, 5 February 2018 16:49 (seven years ago) link

Parade ready pic.twitter.com/tuCQbTkOrY

— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 8, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:04 (seven years ago) link

DOUG PEDERSON WITH THE ONE-HANDED BEER GRAB! (Video courtesy of @TimmyLederman) #EaglesParade #Eagles pic.twitter.com/DGE5S7oVh7

— Howard "THE EAGLES WON THE SUPER BOWL" Finkelstein (@howfink) February 8, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:47 (seven years ago) link

🎶 We’re from Philly, f**king Philly
No one likes us, we don’t care 🎶

Jason Kelce sings with fans at #EaglesParadepic.twitter.com/zrQBC2r0Us

— Matt Mullin (@matt_mullin) February 8, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:51 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

testing

Mordy, Saturday, 10 March 2018 04:04 (six years ago) link

hrm it won't let me post this twitter link idk why

Mordy, Saturday, 10 March 2018 04:05 (six years ago) link

Thank you @Eagles ! pic.twitter.com/ng0XQ6lzTS

— Torrey Smith (@TorreySmithWR) March 9, 2018

Mordy, Saturday, 10 March 2018 04:05 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

.@rhyshoskins called his own Philly Special after a big homer: https://t.co/DqFlWiL4oR pic.twitter.com/Tmxm6EwU3N

— Cut4 (@Cut4) April 22, 2018

Mordy, Sunday, 22 April 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

http://www.phillyvoice.com/analysis-all-29-doug-pedersons-4th-down-go-it-calls-2017/

29 4th down attempts
Points added: 74 (+1 VLT)
Points lost: 3

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 May 2018 13:12 (six years ago) link

seems like he's a good coach

k3vin k., Friday, 4 May 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfkcaC_WkAgVCsd.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 12:48 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

These beauties are now available at the Majestic Clubhouse Store and https://t.co/FeMwKmGfsM. pic.twitter.com/3CjJcyEKzY

— IronPigs (@IronPigs) July 26, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

six years pass...

IGGLES IN BRAZIL!!!!!! FESTA!!!!!!!!!

scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2024 23:07 (five months ago) link

Eagles won! In Brazil! Saquon Barkley got 3 touchdowns! Fuck the Giants!

scott seward, Saturday, 7 September 2024 04:12 (five months ago) link

woo!

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 7 September 2024 04:16 (five months ago) link

ffs

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2024 04:32 (five months ago) link

ew

octobeard, Saturday, 7 September 2024 04:33 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qha5Sjamgr0

scott seward, Monday, 4 November 2024 23:41 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

255 rushing yards for saquon.

scott seward, Monday, 25 November 2024 04:24 (two months ago) link

he must be pretty good

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 25 November 2024 04:25 (two months ago) link

i still can't believe he jumped over a dude

frogbs, Monday, 25 November 2024 04:28 (two months ago) link

302 yards from scrimmage, 10th all time!

brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 25 November 2024 05:05 (two months ago) link

he looked twice as fast as everyone else

frogbs, Monday, 25 November 2024 05:09 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61azTLgsSwL.jpg

scott seward, Sunday, 19 January 2025 16:40 (one month ago) link

FLY SNOWY IGGLES FLY!!!

scott seward, Sunday, 19 January 2025 23:29 (one month ago) link

IGGLES!

brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 20 January 2025 01:34 (one month ago) link

go birds

brony james (k3vin k.), Sunday, 26 January 2025 18:35 (four weeks ago) link

I just watched an interview with rookie phenom Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels and he said one of the reasons he likes being No. 5 is because of Donovan Mcnabb! Yeaaaaaaaaaahhh EAGLES!!

scott seward, Sunday, 26 January 2025 19:42 (four weeks ago) link

this is quite the game! i'm a fan of it.

scott seward, Sunday, 26 January 2025 22:19 (four weeks ago) link

E-L-G-S-E-S!

brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 27 January 2025 00:19 (three weeks ago) link

Being from Philadelphia, as well as being in Philadelphia right now, is torturous for me. Everyone is so happy, and all I can think is “everyone is happy about the contemporary equivalent of the coliseum, an imperial sport driven by toxic machismo.”

i can’t lighten up about this, and i can’t muster even an iota of compulsory enthusiasm. i fucking loathe football.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 27 January 2025 13:19 (three weeks ago) link

go birds!

brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 27 January 2025 13:32 (three weeks ago) link

Saquon was a magician. so amazing.

scott seward, Monday, 27 January 2025 14:12 (three weeks ago) link

lol is table doing a monologue from the punk kid in an 80s teen comedy?

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, 27 January 2025 14:27 (three weeks ago) link

fuck off, Keyes.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 27 January 2025 15:07 (three weeks ago) link

Go sneer at all those people of color celebrating

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, 27 January 2025 15:13 (three weeks ago) link

I never said anything about sneering at anyone. I don’t talk with people about football, and am pretty open about that if they bring it up. I just say, “I don’t know anything about football, and I don’t watch it.” That’s not sneering, it’s honest.

Sorry to have an opinion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 27 January 2025 15:51 (three weeks ago) link

well here's my opinion. yes Eagles fans are more obnoxious and unpleasant than most but they are real freaks for their team. I mean their lives revolve around this shit. so I can't resent them. secondly it's hard to remember a non-QB who clearly deserves a ring more than Saquon this year. the NFL is so full of disasterous deals and half-serious franchises, its kind of heartwarming to see the Eagles go "we're good but not good enough, we're gonna break the bank and do what needs to be done" and have it actually work out...things so rarely actually go that way

frogbs, Monday, 27 January 2025 15:59 (three weeks ago) link

watching saquon this year was like watching someone in the olympics. so beautiful.

scott seward, Monday, 27 January 2025 16:09 (three weeks ago) link

Go sneer at all those people of color celebrating

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, January 27, 2025 3:13 PM (fifty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

dude your concern trolling, all of your posting really, is so exhaustingly arrogant.

go birds

spoonman (steve aoki remix) (map), Monday, 27 January 2025 16:11 (three weeks ago) link

Thanks!

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, 27 January 2025 16:16 (three weeks ago) link

frogbs, i don’t resent the fans so much as i resent the seemingly compulsory enthusiasm.

Keyes does have something right, admittedly— there is probably a root in my young teenage self that resented and rebelled against what i felt was compulsory behavior. i don’t see this as necessarily a bad thing, except when it comes to the sneering part— i don’t sneer at people for getting enthused about something as trivial (to me) as pro sports. good for them, i just don’t share their enthusiasm.

i do sneer at compulsory displays of patriotism and etc, because fuck that hogwash.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 27 January 2025 16:27 (three weeks ago) link

my friend frank made an anthem!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPwWHSzEulE

scott seward, Thursday, 6 February 2025 22:27 (two weeks ago) link

That’s great

trm (tombotomod), Thursday, 6 February 2025 23:34 (two weeks ago) link

damn. wow! holy toledo. complete owning of a half. they owned it! so weird. like the chiefs were under a magic spell.

scott seward, Monday, 10 February 2025 01:11 (one week ago) link

IGGLES!

brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 10 February 2025 01:34 (one week ago) link

yer lads are doing well

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 10 February 2025 01:40 (one week ago) link

really really winning so much. i honestly didn't expect this. i thought it would be tight and make my stomach hurt.

scott seward, Monday, 10 February 2025 02:57 (one week ago) link

This is the first time I've felt really happy about an outcome in some time.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 February 2025 03:06 (one week ago) link

The number of guns being fired into the air within a few blocks of my house is downright frightening.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 10 February 2025 03:28 (one week ago) link

I am glad people are happy, though. I read a book and had sex with my husband.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 10 February 2025 03:28 (one week ago) link

This book I hope

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81Vg5eCVa1L._SL1500_.jpg

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, 10 February 2025 03:31 (one week ago) link

I'd take that to a pyre on South Broad sooner than read it.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 10 February 2025 03:36 (one week ago) link

I am glad people are happy, though. I read a book and had sex with my husband.

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, February 9, 2025 7:28 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

go birds!

brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 10 February 2025 03:38 (one week ago) link

I am glad people are happy, though. I read a book and had sex with my husband.

fly tables fly

mookieproof, Monday, 10 February 2025 03:40 (one week ago) link

T a b l e s tables

confessions of a masc (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 10 February 2025 08:28 (one week ago) link

lol

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 10 February 2025 12:14 (one week ago) link

lmao

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 10 February 2025 12:40 (one week ago) link

https://bsky.app/profile/katflandermeyer.bsky.social/post/3lhs6e33aak2g?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID

"there is currently an undetermined amount of djs, at least two, perhaps three, they are rotating"

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Monday, 10 February 2025 14:59 (one week ago) link

Undetermined Amount of DJs, At Least Two, Perhaps Three was the original name for 2Many DJs.

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, 10 February 2025 15:02 (one week ago) link

Philadelphia enjoyed sizable first-half advantages in total yards (179-23), rushing yards (62-3) and first downs (13-1).

scott seward, Monday, 10 February 2025 16:41 (one week ago) link

i mean come on! one for the ages...

scott seward, Monday, 10 February 2025 16:42 (one week ago) link

Feels like KC spent all their time figuring out how to stop Saquon

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, 10 February 2025 16:46 (one week ago) link

feels good that both sb wins have come against trump's teams during trump's presidencies (ugh)

, Monday, 10 February 2025 17:04 (one week ago) link

Trump, who left Super Bowl early, has yet to congratulate Eagles, rails against Taylor Swift and kickoff rules instead

scott seward, Monday, 10 February 2025 17:47 (one week ago) link

he left at halftime because his trumper team was losing so badly. trump is a loser.

scott seward, Monday, 10 February 2025 17:48 (one week ago) link

The Chiefs won the game. Stop the steal.

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, 10 February 2025 18:11 (one week ago) link

After the last several years of constant hype and non-stop appearances in tv ads, it was great fun to see Mahomes and KC go down in flames, completely humiliated in the most public way possible.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 10 February 2025 19:02 (one week ago) link

Eagles didn't blitz a single time? that's insane. yeah it's fun to see Mahomes eat shit but there's not a single QB in history that could perform well against that sort of pressure if it's not coming from a blitz

I'm curious how exactly that happened. their OL has been their Achilles heel all season but they haven't been that bad

frogbs, Monday, 10 February 2025 19:08 (one week ago) link

i don't think i've ever seen the mahomes chiefs play that bad. or seen anyone play that bad in a super bowl. it was like they were all asleep. i love that an eagles defense looked that amazing on the world stage. a rough philly D such a time-honored tradition in that town. a town where the defense is as beloved as the offense. i hope that my hero brian dawkins shed a tear last night. or reggie white in football heaven.

scott seward, Monday, 10 February 2025 19:11 (one week ago) link

even wilder given they had a bottom 5 defense last year, between that and Saquon I appreciate a team that's a contender but not quite there doing the things it takes to get over the hump. the front office straight up went and won the Super Bowl. god how I wish the Packers would've done that, though in retrospect a lot funnier that Rodgers only has the one ring

frogbs, Monday, 10 February 2025 19:14 (one week ago) link

It felt like in the second half Mahomes finally realized, well, I guess it's all up to me or nobody.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 February 2025 19:14 (one week ago) link

the way that they were hurrying mahomes had me laughing. hoo boy. he knew his goose was cooked. are they going to fire that entire offensive line now? you can't leave your cash cow that unprotected! he could have ended up in the hospital.

scott seward, Monday, 10 February 2025 19:21 (one week ago) link

*Woody Johnson voice* why not??

frogbs, Monday, 10 February 2025 19:22 (one week ago) link


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