I've spent all day thinking names for imaginary bars. A few of them after the cut.
Clever or stupid give me names of imaginary bars. Maybe even real ones that you love. I want to hear them.
― Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link
Several of these might only mean something in Spanish.
CaobaGirondoMalabarMolokoMonroeIsoleePata paloPata negraRebujitoSolea
― Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
BOURBON OUTFITTERS
― I DIED, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha that's a good one.
― Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
CantomaCheizerSatantango
― Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link
Whiskey Tango
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link
socks 'n' suds
― buzza, Saturday, 3 March 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
how do we feel about "meta" bar names?
Would You Believe Cocktails?
Bad Decisions
Just One More
The Fall n Crawl Tavern
Home ("Where are you?" "I'm at Home" geddit?)
etc.
― the tune is space, Saturday, 3 March 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link
Steakhouse or Gay Bar?
― Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Saturday, 3 March 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
xpost there's a bar called Home somewhere in Sac, I think...I always liked that as a name for a bar
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 05:21 (twelve years ago) link
"Beter hier dan verder" (better here than further. it was close to a cemetery.) coolest name ever in my opinion
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 3 March 2012 09:14 (twelve years ago) link
Bar Mitzvah
― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 09:16 (twelve years ago) link
Bar Nun
There's a bar in Madison called "The Library," presumably with more or less the same geddit? in mind.
Also, I read the title of this thread as "Name a barf" and have been very disappointed.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
I casually proposed an acquaintance name his bar "Jail" and he said he was going for itHaven't seen any evidence of said bar tho
― mac and me (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
"Name a barf"
italian sausage
― mac and me (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
Thank God It's Tuesday
― Darin, Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
The After School Special
― Darin, Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
The Nursing Home
― Darin, Saturday, 3 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
The Gun Club
― mac and me (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 March 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
The Red Light District
― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
Ray's Happy Birthday Bar
― Diary of Anne Frank, Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen (scottfree), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link
satantango is a great one.
― jed_, Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
name your gay bar!
There was a "the Library" in the town I grew up in, and there's a "My Office" in the town I live in now. Which has actually led to confusion about people's whereabouts.
― joygoat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
The Shitter
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
Lakeside breastaurant: Motorboaters
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
on the meta theme, there's a bar in LA called "father's office", and a bar in my hometown called "the office" as well
― althea and (donna rouge), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
le bon temps roule
― ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
the hokey pokey
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
No One You Work With Is In Here Right Now
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
Drink, Don't Think
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link
Barycentre
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
Chairs
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
Cher's
Jeers
Cheerks
Scheers
Cheeurs
Cheers
Beers
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
I've just been drinking in a bar called Concrete. There was a bar near were I used to work called the "milk bar" which I imagined to be straight out of Clockwork Orange
― mmmm, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link
Korova Milk Bar
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link
There's a korova milk bar in melb. Also a Bar Open, Bar None, and the best of all ... Lambsgo.
― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link
the butt
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
cat picture
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
burr
Barbar
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
DIng Dongs
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link
Wangalangs
Dong Dings
Nilsson Sings Newman(I would definitely go to this bar in the hopes they were playing Nilsson Sings Newman)
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
Dingy McDongy's
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link
Dongs
― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
Dings
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
Dongs Dongs
Molotovs
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
The Donghouse
― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
Pizza Worm
― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link
Tenda Village
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link
Gloppy
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
A Testicle
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
bars ulrich
barmander
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link
substance
favorite color
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
Arulbar
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
the ting tings
Foo-Bar
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
boswell's johnson
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
House of Displaced Married Men
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
nap
guttural laugh
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
Hen FAPs
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
Hungry Fat's
― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
internet cafe
the bible
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
obscure fruit (persimmon)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
Nights (Feel Like Getting Down)
― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Bar
Bar Exam
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
Tow Bar
Barred For Life
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
Dali's Bar
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
Barred & Feathered
Barbara Ann
glamp
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
vatic
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
Rollbar
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
would smash
Three Bar Jam
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link
The pun
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link
little pun
12 Bar Blues
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link
Red Barchetta
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link
Bargain
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
Ha Dali's Bar would be good.
Abb there is a Ding Dongs here too!
― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
DSO and bar
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
Blah Bar
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link
Mars Bar
A comedy bar called 'Snickers Bar'.
Two small bars side by side - The Parallel Bars
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link
One multi-story bar next to a single-story bar - The Uneven Parallel Bars
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link
the wheelbarrow
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link
I would go to that bar
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link
the face of joe camel
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link
LOLs Barman
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
Minibar (very small)
Blackout (no windows or interior lighting)
Gas Food Lodging (offers none of the above)
The Run-Down (is)
The Haunt
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link
how about....Ding Dongs
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 06:32 (twelve years ago) link
So Not Ballers
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:16 (twelve years ago) link
I actually worked from a club called Dahlí (with a silent H I guess to avoid registration problems).
Also I think Moloko as a bar name (the drink from clockwork orange) sounds better than Korova.
― Moka, Sunday, 4 March 2012 09:22 (twelve years ago) link
the isaac butt
― ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Sunday, 4 March 2012 09:37 (twelve years ago) link
BARSE
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 March 2012 09:52 (twelve years ago) link
Hahah (christ sorry to do this again), the guys here who own/run Bar Open, Pony and Yah Yahs have an umbrella corp for it... called BarJAS. I know this cos theyre a customer of my ISP. It ... took me a bit to twig on the joke :D
― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2012 10:16 (twelve years ago) link
The Crown & Anchor
― calstars, Friday, 18 May 2018 23:34 (six years ago) link