What's a goodf band name for these dudes?

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ath (ath), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

DORKUPINE

joey b, Friday, 13 May 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

DA PUNX

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Duh.

"Goodf Band"

donut debonair (donut), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

donut beat me to it!

Roz, Friday, 13 May 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, all that pink on black, I'll refine my anser.

The Goodf

donut debonair (donut), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Min-E-Mo
Inky Smears & The Copy Centre Late Shift
The Dicktasters

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

TUCKED TSHIRTS

Yejoon (Yejoon), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

The Bracelets

Yejoon (Yejoon), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, all that pink on black, I'll refine my anser.

The Goodf.

Goodf Charlotte, obv.

Roz, Friday, 13 May 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

the meat-free worldf

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

[[ok, all that pink on black, I'll refine my anser]]]

Even their hands are pink.

I too will refine my answer

DA PINX

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

SUPPORT A MEAT FREE WORLDF

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

At least the blue jeans guy had the good sense to hide his dye-stained hands for the band pic.

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

The Hot Topics


latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

though its probably something like "From Blood To Dishonor" or some shit like that.

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

neocon

peepee (peepee), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a feeling the guy on our right is the songwriter.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

rural pink

b b, Friday, 13 May 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Young Dudes

Cancel Robot, Friday, 13 May 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Goodf Charlotte wins, obviously. Sorry about that.

ath (ath), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Goodfballs

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

INGRID'S SECRET

JTS, Friday, 13 May 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

The Shit.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 13 May 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Peachfuzz

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Priestbait

Dr. Gene Scott (shinybeast), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

The Icy Hot Septembaz

ath (ath), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

SKATERHOBBITS

The Mad Puffin, Friday, 13 May 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"dance to degradation"

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

"more cowbell"

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Nightz in Satanz Cervix

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

BRITNEY'S PEERS

autovac (autovac), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

laff at these dudes all you want: i bet they're getting waaay more eighth grade action than you did. maybe even 2nd base. how cool does it look to bring yr guitar on the bus? some impromptu study-hall shredding? always impressive. i guarantee they hold it down at the emo table in the cafeteria. teen bands are fucking sweet; how soon we forget.

joey b, Friday, 13 May 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Hot Skateboard Action

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

The Pubeless

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

laff at these dudes all you want: i bet they're getting waaay more eighth grade action than you did. maybe even 2nd base. how cool does it look to bring yr guitar on the bus? some impromptu study-hall shredding? always impressive. i guarantee they hold it down at the emo table in the cafeteria. teen bands are fucking sweet; how soon we forget.

-- joey b (joey...), May 13th, 2005.

yeah, but they were probably dicks to the dorky kids, so they can GO FUCK DEMSELVES

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry, projecting.

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I played more beats on the cafeteria table than anyone else in the tri-county area.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

how cool does it look to bring yr guitar on the bus?

"dude, check it out! like, i can totally play most of 'More than Words'!"

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

TWINK THUNDER

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

White Punks on Ritalin

Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Putting Off Homework
The Pubescents
Promise Of Pizza
Cutoff Khakis
Tuesday We Discovered Boners
Cuddlebugz

b'angelo, Friday, 13 May 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Pert Buttocracy

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Death Before Virginity Lost

Their first album should be called I Am So Mad At My Mom Right Now

Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"i bet they're getting waaay more eighth grade action than you did. maybe even 2nd base."

Are you kidding? Eighth graders these days are getting blow jobs and up.

Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

D. T. F. (Denim Trouser Fumble)

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

fair enough. i figured the inclusion of the pale bespectacled kid meant they were dork-friendly. but i think we all know how quickly dorks can turn on their own kind. ever seen can't buy me love?

btw check how hard these kids are:

http://l00011.myspace.com/00011/69/49/11289496_l.jpg

joey b, Friday, 13 May 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

is that a depeche mode: violator hoodie?

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude on the right looks like Dominic Monaghan. So I'll go with Merry and His Future Hot Topic Employee Orchestra featuring Pinkhands McGee.

adam (adam), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I like that kid's Anthrax t-shrit, actually.

That guy in the red flannel has got to be Ashton Kusher.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

why are their hands pink?.....
anyway i submit "The Complete Opposite of the Traveling Wilburys"

Aerodynamic (Aerodynamic), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

The Stationery Dingleberries

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

if I had to guess which one was lead singer, I'd put my money on Mr.Pink-on-Black with the folded arms and eye-obscuring bangs. Unfortunate Red on the far left has got to be the drummer,

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Can someone please provide a link to this band's MySpace profile? I think I need a new friend.

Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Johnny Blue-Jean is bass and Khaki Thunder on the right is the smokin' axe-wizard.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

TEH AWESOME

Unfortunate Prankster (Unfortunate Prankster), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

See, I think Khaki Thunder is the singer and Cap'n Dangerous Bangz is the guitar dude.

Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Death Before Virginity Lost

Their first album should be called I Am So Mad At My Mom Right Now

In keeping with the emo theme:

Taking Back Detention
Our Endless Numbered Hallpass
Blessed By A Broken X-Box
A Wednesday's Spare

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.hollywoodhangover.com/stooges.JPG

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.musikbase.de/images/groups/My-Chemical-Romance.jpg

Not that far off, really.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

My Troubled Complexion

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link

if I had to guess which one was lead singer, I'd put my money on Mr.Pink-on-Black with the folded arms and eye-obscuring bangs. Unfortunate Red on the far left has got to be the drummer,

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 13th, 2005.

Unfortunate Red is one of the better phrases to come out of this thread so far.

Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

x.Wing.x
cLOUD city
Cry, My Beloved Angel
blood.like.wine

Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

The Donalds

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Thought guys in bands were the dorky ones?

Sundar (sundar), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

(Maybe that was just me.)

Sundar (sundar), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I think we have a clear winner for the "who has the pertest buttocks in pop music" thread here . . . .


Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Thought guys in bands were the dorky ones?

-- Sundar (sundar_subramanian200...), May 13th, 2005.

(Maybe that was just me.)

-- Sundar (sundar_subramanian200...), May 13th, 2005.


not at my middle and high school!

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

That's guys who were in BAND. Singular.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

That's guys who were in BAND. Singular.

At my school they were the same guys.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

In band and in bands that is.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Sgt. Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Bands?

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Unfortunate Red

Winner.

giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

pink belt has a potentially serious devilock working--drew needs to go show him how it's done.

dan (dan), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmmm. The 'fashion forward" ones are on the right and the "trad" ones are on the left. Readin' my tea leaves here I foresee a band break up in which Pink belt and Depeche dude go discopunk, while Unfortunate Red and Blue Jeans get into prog, man . . .

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Atomic Wedgie

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

drew totally OTM, incidentally

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Spiky Beltz!

Grell (Grell), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

HAIRY POTTER

(unfortunate red looks just like Ron Weasly)

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/38/65/38m.jpg

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm glad that the bands i was in during highschool did not do "press shots." yikes!

Grell (Grell), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

The guy with the pink belt made them all wear those shirts right?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm guessing Mr.Pink Belt makes them do a lot of things.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

The Stationery Dingleberries

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 13th, 2005.

hahahaha

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Pink Belt: "Well, my shirt, my belt, and his shirt look pretty good, but can you make our hands pink too?"

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Unorfutunate Red: "And can you put us in the woods too?"

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 13 May 2005 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

John Mark Byers & the West Memphis Three

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Friday, 13 May 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Uh...left side? I see what the secrecy is all about...

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Sting has a new band?

The Mad Puffin, Saturday, 14 May 2005 13:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it just me, or does the kid second from the left with his arms crossed (in the very top picture) look exactly like the Almost Famous actor?

PB, Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

*second from the right, rather.

PB, Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

The guy on the extreme left of the first photo looks like my old flatmate, Tim. I doubt it is him, though.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

if I had to guess which one was lead singer, I'd put my money on Mr.Pink-on-Black with the folded arms and eye-obscuring bangs. Unfortunate Red on the far left has got to be the drummer,

Actually, Mr. Pink-Belt is probably the drummer -- look at his forearms.

As for Mr. Blue-Rose, from his face you can tell that he's simply dying to sign to Saddle Creek Records.

j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 15 May 2005 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Division of Labor

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Sunday, 15 May 2005 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Revival, revival, reeeevival!

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ultragrrl's newest prey

strng hlkngtn, Monday, 20 June 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw an 8 year old scenester on myspace.

#1 GARU G FAN (ex machina), Monday, 20 June 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw an 8 year old scenester on myspace.

Link please.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 20 June 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

New Name:

nu.wav

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 20 June 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

It was taken down like a day after someone sent it to me. It was so cute.

#1 GARU G FAN (ex machina), Monday, 20 June 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Which is why it will live in infamy here forever.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 20 June 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I love this thread.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 20 June 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Someone forward it to Team Love HQ. They might just get signed on the basis of a single photograph.

Readin' my tea leaves here I foresee a band break up in which Pink belt and Depeche dude go discopunk, while Unfortunate Red and Blue Jeans get into prog, man . . .

Who says they aren't discopunk now?

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 20 June 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

if I had to guess which one was lead singer, I'd put my money on Mr.Pink-on-Black with the folded arms and eye-obscuring bangs. Unfortunate Red on the far left has got to be the drummer,

no no no, blue jeans has got to be the lead singer. eye-obscuring bangs dude is clearly the attitude-filled guitarist and captain of cool, and he clearly gets the most chicks. the two khaki guys are the rhythm section. mr. blue jeans, the most ordinary-looking of the bunch, is the genius who put it all together. he doesn't have to look cool, because he is cool. his name, i am hoping, is dave mustaine jr.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 20 June 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

AND THEY'RE IN THE WOODS!

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 20 June 2005 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

The Thes
Les Pudwhackeurs
Shit, Only Ten Minutes To Get To Supercuts
Mall Spunks
My Hair Looks Really Good In The Back
MegaDoof
The Breasticles
The Tina Yothers Experience

gne hpstr (Matching Mole), Thursday, 30 June 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

My Hero Cried (Last Night)

margarethatcher, Thursday, 30 June 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

why are their hands pink?.....

poon tang.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 30 June 2005 15:51 (nineteen years ago) link

FROZEN SPERM

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 June 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

THE 3RD FROM LEFT HAS STUDIED HEAVY METAL PHOTOS

or

PINK LOGO AND BELT

Stoner Guy, Thursday, 30 June 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

the kid on the far right looks like the fella from death cab for cutie

matlewis, Thursday, 30 June 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

http://ryanschierling.com/photos/ben_600x425.jpg

matlewis, Thursday, 30 June 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
How much you want to bet the Misfits wannabe with the pink belt is the drummer?

Everyone needs a drummer, Monday, 15 August 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

if I had to guess which one was lead singer, I'd put my money on Mr.Pink-on-Black with the folded arms and eye-obscuring bangs. Unfortunate Red on the far left has got to be the drummer,
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 13th, 2005.

pappawheelie II, Monday, 15 August 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

No way, he's the drummer who doesn't belong. But the indie fuxors need a beat-keeper.

Everyone needs a drummer, Monday, 15 August 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, Mr. Pink-Belt is probably the drummer -- look at his forearms.
-- j.lu (jlut...), May 15th, 2005.

pappawheelie II, Monday, 15 August 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Fagnetic Yields
Black Metal Tea Kettle
Startenshavin

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 15 August 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, Mr. Pink-Belt is probably the drummer -- look at his forearms.

Yeah, plus he has those gloves on that drummers sometimes wear. And drummers usually are the ones that don't fit in with the rest of the group.

Everyone needs a drumme, Monday, 15 August 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

because drummers are such a rare commodity that bands in need of one will jump at the first one the meet, regardless of interests or background.

matlewis (matlewis), Monday, 15 August 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.tribalmessenger.org/rainbow/utah/DSC01346.jpg

Jerry Garcia is God, Monday, 15 August 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Good Band Name for those kids...

..."Hey Bro, Let Me Borrow Your Walkman!"

Voodoo Child, Monday, 15 August 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

SPOT THE DRUMMER

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 August 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

The Acne

PB, Monday, 15 August 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Death in Narnia
The Eastery Boys
Shaggy Shears & the Neverfears
Tones of Clones
Bonedogger
We Have Sisters
The SEXtet
Superfly

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 15 August 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

The dude with his arms crossed is such a fucking badass. Kid's probably knee-deep in 17-year-old poontang by now.

The one with the glasses and blond hair is no doubt the introspective, Salinger-reading songwriter and lead guitarist.

The red-haired one is the lead singer and plays rhythm guitar. He has a great stage presence, engages the audience in witty banter, and has a huge skateboard collection. His father took this picture.

The kid on the far right is the bassist. He desperately wants to be as smart or cool as his bandmates, but he's a complete tool. They hate him and will kick him out of the band once they all leave for college at NYU and he's stuck in central Ohio.

PB, Monday, 15 August 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Pink Dye

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 15 August 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Pink Eye

Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 15 August 2005 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Fella Cuties and Illinois '00
Boyowar
Swiffer
Into Above the Beyond Until
The Editors

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

how about?....."I Was Masturbating Earlier and Blood Came Out"

Christopher Costello (CGC), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm really shocked noone has said 'Telephone Poles'

pappawheelie II, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

haha

Christopher Costello (CGC), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought they had a band name; doesn't the kid on the far left have "underoath" written on his shirt?
I like it.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

the hair belts
the pubes
the pubic belts
the pr0n sneakers
sleep over and the late night cable
pencil fights
snack machiner
red face dandruff biters
m.

msp (mspa), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link


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GORF FAN CLUBF (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

can somebody post the picture of the 8 year old scenesters

nervous (cochere), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

PLEASE i'm begging you

nervous (cochere), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

pencil fights

oh tee em.

Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought they had a band name; doesn't the kid on the far left have "underoath" written on his shirt?
I like it.

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), August 16th, 2005.

underoath are a shitty and very popular christian hardcore band from florida. they've been around for a while, it's not these young whippersnappers.

latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Haulin' Oaths

pappawheelie II, Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

can somebody post the picture of the 8 year old scenesters

-- nervous (forests.forest...), August 18th, 2005.

PLEASE i'm begging you

-- nervous (forests.forest...), August 18th, 2005.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/cyanidesmile/0319168.jpg

all hail the "accceleration" of culture.

latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

The Lashes

donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Just noticed (and forgive me if someone else cited it already)....is Mr.Pink-on-Black with the bangs wearing red Kabbala string bracelets?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Ooooh, we should make guesses at his Kabbala name.

I hear Esther is already taken...

Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

After much quiet contemplation and through the grace of god I've had an epiphany.

Pink belt is the drummer and the singer, owns all the tshirts, writes all the songs and bosses the other kids around. Sometimes he hits them. He is cool. Sensitive blue jeans is the guitarist. Unfortunate Red plays bass. The other guy is on keys (he took piano lessons).

Because they can't fit into any of Pink Belt's pants, the band was trying to dye Red and the other guy's pants pink - they only own kakis and each brought an old pair along to dye - it didn't work, so they just wore the pants they had on; and now their hands are pink.

The name of the band is The Craven Likenesses.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

That's a damn fine theory, except about Pink Belt being the drummer. No one would choose to be a drummer from watching all the bands that get airplay today.

Sasha (sgh), Friday, 19 August 2005 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.abeautifulsmilerocks.com/band/james.jpg

pappawheelie II, Friday, 19 August 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The one second from the left appears to have an amazingly small penis.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

THE ONE INCH PINS

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

The Jude Laws

pappawheelie II, Friday, 19 August 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Pre-Teen Danzig & The Jerks

Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

strawberry quick

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

The Moo-Lattes

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Pink Punk

:)

blunt (blunt), Friday, 19 August 2005 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Bail Jait

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 August 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Angry Pink Deathrayz

Tape Store (Tape Store), Saturday, 20 August 2005 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"The Kids Who Used to Play on My Soccer Team and Would Always Bitch When it Was Their Turn to Bring Orange Halves And Also Their Moms Were Modertly Hot"

erkjh@sldfh.com, Saturday, 20 August 2005 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

pedophylunderpink
the coolotte
er that was uninspired.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Saturday, 20 August 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Death by Rit Dye

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Saturday, 20 August 2005 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Backroom Business

No Wage Enough

Thick Laces Not Braces

Against All Administrators

Men In The Making

Dink Pink

Forgin' Documents

Ned's Atomic Dyejob

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Kill Whitie

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Pink Flood

pappawheelie II, Monday, 29 August 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

the stinky pinkies

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck-i can't top cofoundedf's

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Ultramagnetic JV's!!!

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish we could render these names in metal-type fonts and incorporate them into the picture.

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish we could come up with something really nasty.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

We've certainly been through our share of penis jokes on the thread so far. Really nasty is a tough proposition.

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
THE... IMAGE... HAS... VANISHED!!!

Confounded (Confounded), Saturday, 1 October 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
http://myspace-955.vo.llnwd.net/00088/43/50/88200534_l.jpg

Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 15 December 2005 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Icy Hot Stuntaz, Jr.

Obsessing over the unobtainable and nonexistent. (Leee), Thursday, 15 December 2005 03:50 (eighteen years ago) link

"Too Much Magenta"?

The Other Kate (papa november), Thursday, 15 December 2005 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

"the black rebel tshirt club"?

The Other Kate (papa november), Thursday, 15 December 2005 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Since I spent the 15 minutes finding the picture again, somebody should probably save a copy for the next time it goes missing.

Oh, and, "Pinktallica"

Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Gawkier Than You

Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, here's their first album cover:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/BAF.jpg

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 December 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I think you left the "r" off of "your"...

Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way, if you wanna dress like Unfortunate Red (and who doesn't?), here's your next stop:

http://www.rockstarhq.com/tshirts/music/underoath.htm

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I think you left the "r" off of "your"...
-- Edward Bax (Edward_Ba...), December 15th, 2005.

Nope, that's Fuck You Mom. Commas are so last year.

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Although I guess "Battlestar Athletic Field Fucks Your Mom" would be a good album title, too...

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Exactly...

Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Battlestar Athletic Field Fucked Your Mom?

Is this what Susan was thinking when she asked for something nasty?

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/BAF_2.jpg

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

The Battlestar Atheletic Field Go Girl Angsty!

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

"the hands of circumcision". hmmm....i think i have too much of a storyline in my head going. but yeah still need more nasty!

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

This is far and away the best thread ever.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

joseph:

nice.

here's my album title nominee:

"Advanced Placement"

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

ok that's perfect.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

suddenly they are cool!

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:55 (eighteen years ago) link

It's amazing what a little motion blur filter can do.

That and an across-the-crotch pink highlight, of course.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Band: Unlove(d)
Album: Learner's Permit
Single: mySpace Odyssey

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:15 (eighteen years ago) link

"the hands of circumcision". hmmm....i think i have too much of a storyline in my head going. but yeah still need more nasty!

Oh, there is probably plenty of nasty to come if we keep on the blood theme.

That and an across-the-crotch pink highlight, of course.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers."

Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.spielerfrau.com/sq.jpg

Album title = Emotion Sickness

These guys should hire ILM to do their marketing. They'd blow up yo!

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Umm, did you change anything here? Or just repost joseph's pic?

Single: mySpace Odyssey

Excellent!

Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

It also seems to me that Unfortunate Red managed to get some of the dye on his face, what's up with that?

Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:36 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/UR.jpg

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/MOFTRD.jpg

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

i think you just just put a curse on them

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, now they will miss the school bus. Moo haw haw haw.

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm half-tempted to start up a thread where we redo famous album covers with these guys in them...

Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

strawberry quick wins but i don't want to think of their sweet prem. ejac. fueled poprock any longer. even though it is probably very excellent.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Saturday, 17 December 2005 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

The Pixy Sticks

Edward Bax (EdBax), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 02:16 (eighteen years ago) link

The New Pigments
Track 1: "We Got Into Something"

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

rofl @ Vas superimposed!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

xxxxsfdsd

GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Thursday, 29 December 2005 04:42 (eighteen years ago) link

SKABBA THE HUT

corey c (shock of daylight), Thursday, 29 December 2005 10:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Badf Company

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 December 2005 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Have we ever found out what these guys are actually called? Or what they sound like? Or would that ruin it?

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Thursday, 29 December 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

the capri suns

nein Socken (nein Socken), Thursday, 29 December 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/CravenLikenesses.jpg

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 29 December 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
robble

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 16 April 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
I miss this thread. More submissions!

Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

cuaght between an emotional rock and a constant hardon

PappaWheelie 2 (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Dufus and the Devil Dogs

Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

nine months pass...
Xtreme Grocery Baggers!XXX

funny farm, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hmm....

now that i think about it, "xtreme" just doesn't fit too well with these guys.

funny farm, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Jinjah Ninja & the Sly Handies.

or


The Soggy Sao Losers Club.

Drooone, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I kind of want to be in a band called the Goodf.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/imaginethat.jpg

Tape Store, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ANAL HAMMER

Rowlando, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

slowdance boner is a sweet album title.

funny farm, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, the thing about Slowdance Boner is that it kind of grows on you.

darin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha.

Trayce, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I tried to do a photoshop but it's rated NC-17.

Z S, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

version 2

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/atreyuedit.jpg

Z S, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Suicide Youngf Men

mysterbey, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:58 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, check out the gingernut in the gym shower embarrasment

looks like rupert grint

Charlie Howard, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:40 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

Doobie Two-Step

Confounded, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Into Rap Now

latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

The Jokes, Bruv Experience

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

This is far and away the best thread ever.

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:05 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

it's up there

Just got offed, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

BCG Complication

Just got offed, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

TWINK THUNDER

holy shit

J0hn D., Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread marked the moment jhoshea first won the internet

Just got offed, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

(even if edward III won it just beforehand, several times)

Just got offed, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

you like

RJG, Thursday, 12 July 2007 10:07 (seventeen years ago) link

the gingernut has abnormally red hands

Charlie Howard, Thursday, 12 July 2007 10:43 (seventeen years ago) link

unfortunately red hands, one might say

Just got offed, Thursday, 12 July 2007 10:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yep. i still maintain it's harry potter's sidekick in a not so convincing disguise

Charlie Howard, Thursday, 12 July 2007 11:19 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/atreyuedit.jpg

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 22 March 2008 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link


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