http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
babby is totally cool with this situation tho
― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 March 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
babby's pants, otoh...
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
OH SHIT
― John Justen, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
A BEAR
― John Justen, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/knut_is_scary.jpg
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food.
― sexyDancer, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i28.tinypic.com/1zd3hb9.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
oh shit a Colbert http://i29.tinypic.com/308cwvl.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link
http://splatterblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/1194563085641tq7.jpg
― El Tomboto, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/dancenurbones/Polar_bear_seal_hat.gif
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
oh christ, do not google "bear attack", you will be sorry
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link
A BEAR?
― John Justen, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link
oh sealhat *sigh* <3 <3 <3 4 eva
― jhøshea, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
http://expressmedia.ca/store/images/Bear%20Attack.jpg
― sexyDancer, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
SORRY ABOUT YOUR ANKLE THERE GIS #1
OH SHIT (no it isnt a duplicate msg ilx2 bah)
― John Justen, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i26.tinypic.com/2iuteo2.jpg http://i6.tinypic.com/2h2egwm.jpg http://i32.tinypic.com/awz41l.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I love the bear in the background of that last one, who's just sitting back there watching shit go down.
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
gis for bear attack is not very fun
― W4LTER, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i30.tinypic.com/11jsl06.jpg http://i30.tinypic.com/jj333d.jpg http://i30.tinypic.com/14ce0k5.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i31.tinypic.com/svo0wi.jpg http://i30.tinypic.com/opfes.jpg http://i28.tinypic.com/qp06mr.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
loool
― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 March 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
OK WOW AT ANKLE IN FIRST BEAR ATTACK RESULT
― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 March 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i26.tinypic.com/rclcb9.jpg http://i25.tinypic.com/2jdhm4j.jpg http://i25.tinypic.com/2h4do3l.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link
dude in the passenger seat is like nuh uh
― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 March 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i27.tinypic.com/53vkh0.jpg http://i26.tinypic.com/2s638rm.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/BearAttack-ExplicitPhotosED.jpg http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/1-3.jpg http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/2.jpg
― W4LTER, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i6.tinypic.com/2h2egwm.jpg
wait, does no one else want an explanation of what is going on here? is this old? why is the guy in a judo robe? what is that little old lady doing there in the first place?
WTF?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Just needs a dude in a bee suit for perfection.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link
aaaaah, it's Springer. no further explanation necessary.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link
you had to tempt into gis-ing bear attack. i'm glad i already ate today cuz that just killed my appetite.
― Rubyredd, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Man attacked by bear becomes one:
http://i28.tinypic.com/2u7p10n.jpg
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i25.tinypic.com/evdxyc.jpg
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Fluffy Bear Hearts (no Flowers).
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link
OH SHIT U LINK BROEK
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 06:07 (sixteen years ago) link
oh fuck I did the google thing
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:01 (sixteen years ago) link
OH FUCK
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:04 (sixteen years ago) link
YOU DID THE GOOGLE THING
yeah
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:04 (sixteen years ago) link
i feel bad for u
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:05 (sixteen years ago) link
ITS OK
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:08 (sixteen years ago) link
NO BEAR HERE
YOU SAFE
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:09 (sixteen years ago) link
WAIT NO YOU SAFE
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:10 (sixteen years ago) link
FALSE ALARUM
http://www.ilxor.com:8090/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=141&threadid=1201#unread
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:41 (sixteen years ago) link
oh shit
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 13:25 (sixteen years ago) link
...A BEAR
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link
IN THE WOODS
― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://ettf.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/bear-crap.jpg
― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link
SHIT
:o OH
― W4LTER, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link
shit
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
A
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
bear
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
oh shit a barracuda
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.orlandofloridaguide.com/entertainment/music/bands/heart/Heart%20-%20Ann%20Wilson%20086.jpg
― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
that cobain bear makes me lol everytime
ded bear not so much :(
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.primidi.com/images/bear_robot_carrying_soldier.jpg
oh shit a BEAR
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/mitsiki/glitterromance/carebears/9.gif
― W4LTER, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.ptownbears.org/2graphics/front2008.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link
for me there is no world of the bears.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://bp1.blogger.com/_B7voD6O9Ea8/R45zsClBd3I/AAAAAAAAAUI/ueL8ng49yZg/s1600-h/jesus+and+the+bear+.jpg JESUS CHRIST! A BEAR!
― ytth, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link
let's try it again, shall we? http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3086/2346350071_5fbcbf57c5.jpg?v=0
― ytth, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:52 (sixteen years ago) link
WOW thats awesome
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Is that, like, Easter Jesus and a Bear?
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:55 (sixteen years ago) link
that is by the same guy who did my pushpaw and pupshaw picture, the one i got for my graduation: jim woodring
― Rubyredd, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:57 (sixteen years ago) link
you can't see it in the little picture, but jesus messed that bear up somethin' fierce. apparently, he went to his favorite meditation spot, only to find that it had been colonized by the mother bear and her cubs. or so the story goes.
― ytth, Thursday, 20 March 2008 05:00 (sixteen years ago) link
jim woodring is so great
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 March 2008 05:00 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost and here I was waiting for Mary Magdalene (or whichever Mary it is) to show up. So that must be what went on on Holy Saturday. WHY DID THEY NEVER TELL US THIS IN CHURCH?!
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 20 March 2008 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link
john, i got this letterpress printed jim woodring for jordan awhile ago:
http://pressureprinting.com/printdetail/images/bird1.jpg
― Rubyredd, Thursday, 20 March 2008 10:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_nzoDiaTLt_4/RpeKXvMUs4I/AAAAAAAAAE0/2qsATzHNDtk/4211.jpg
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/183273245_e031e3d848.jpg?v=0
― BLACK BEYONCE, Monday, 4 August 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link
― OH SHIT, Monday, 4 August 2008 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.randi.org/images/commentary/200808/bearcounty1.jpg
― ledge, Monday, 4 August 2008 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link
oh shit batbear
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.biokids.umich.edu/images/signs/leavebehind/Myotis_guano.jpg
oh bare batshit
― BLACK BEYONCE, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
RRAAARRR RRRRAAAAAARRRRRRR
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RARRR
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America_by_decade
― The Reverend, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:43 (sixteen years ago) link
ahhhhh good stuff
― tehresa, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:54 (sixteen years ago) link
"dragged from a tent during the night and killed"
― Maltodextrin, Thursday, 28 August 2008 07:16 (sixteen years ago) link
― HI DERE, Friday, 29 August 2008 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link
http://members.cox.net/yiotisshop/main/Billy_Mays.jpg
― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 August 2008 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh shit, ursus arctos horribilis.
― Pashmina, Friday, 29 August 2008 08:31 (sixteen years ago) link
HORRIBILIS
Ursus fluffy?
― aimurchie, Saturday, 30 August 2008 14:09 (sixteen years ago) link
OH SHIT A FLUFFY
― FAX ME, Saturday, 30 August 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
oh shit a door
― HI DERE, Saturday, 30 August 2008 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
― libcrypt, Monday, 1 September 2008 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.viisualpro.com/item.php?f=100314T9W&i=00001496_100314_CKK&sp=1
― Ed, Monday, 1 September 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link
^safe for work if you think people in animal mascot costumes simulating sex acts is safe for anywhere.
― Ed, Monday, 1 September 2008 14:31 (sixteen years ago) link
DOn't foxes normally eat chickens?
― Abbott, Monday, 1 September 2008 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Well here's a bear eating a rabbit:
http://www.viisualpro.com/item.php?f=100314T9W&i=00001495_100314_GG0&sp=2
― Ed, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 11:52 (sixteen years ago) link
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
― FAX ME, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link
aw fuck! I mean, oh shit.
― Dan I., Tuesday, 2 September 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
oh shit a shit
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080911/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bicyclist_vs_bear
― gabbneb, Thursday, 11 September 2008 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link
OH SHIT!
― Drinking Island is inside every one of us (Ed), Thursday, 11 September 2008 08:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/348692866_18e304eccd.jpg?v=0
― Geir Hongro, Saturday, 13 September 2008 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 15 September 2008 06:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.recordsale.de/cdpix/m/matt_bianco-more_than_i_can_bear.jpg
― Geir Hongro, Monday, 15 September 2008 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link
oh shit matt bianco
― lol (HI DERE), Monday, 15 September 2008 12:09 (sixteen years ago) link
MUTT Bianco?
― Steve (Not Stevie) (Stevie D), Saturday, 18 October 2008 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 18 October 2008 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/poo-LarBear.jpg
― DC Purrman (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 October 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link
POOLAR
http://lolbears.com/BearsVsColts.jpg
― DC Purrman (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 October 2008 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2455/bjorkneroscnsiz6qa1.jpg/
― a mountain climber who plays an electric guitar (gabbneb), Monday, 29 December 2008 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Bear Home Invasions On the Rise:
http://www.ktvu.com/video/20324403/index.html
― Maltodextrin, Saturday, 8 August 2009 04:31 (fifteen years ago) link
― genereal disease (jjjusten), Saturday, 8 August 2009 05:10 (fifteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Camembert_(Cheese).jpg
― genereal disease (jjjusten), Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0vrsxg0naA
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh shit:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a53e25a6970c-500wi
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
i keep reading the thread title as an imperative where 'shit' is the verb and 'bear' is the object of that verb
― thomp, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link
ow, shit a bear
― it's like i have a couple worked up vadges under my arms (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought this thread was updated because someone linked to the story of the 74 year old woman who refused to stop feeding the bears near her cabin and was then eaten by a bear.
― a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Thursday, 13 August 2009 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3642/3371001499_748a3ed61a_o.jpg
― Jeff, Thursday, 13 August 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Bear on the lam hides from authorities
― ENBB, Thursday, 13 August 2009 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh shit a bear
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8265084.stm
― Soul Finger! (Euler), Saturday, 19 September 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RIgQdpZDeY
― omar little, Saturday, 19 September 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link
http://5.media.tumblr.com/eFmj824fFp1qh8ibCsIdHdpno1_500.jpg
4 bears.
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Look at those little dudes
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link
i know!
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh shit!
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I think he's waving at us!
http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krkuvzXB1p1qzvqipo1_500.jpg
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link
see now that is more an example of "oh awesome a bear"
― Don Quishote (jjjusten), Friday, 16 October 2009 05:13 (fifteen years ago) link
bear say hi to me
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Friday, 16 October 2009 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^^ He does! I miss that display name. Gonna bring it back.
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Friday, 16 October 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
loool the bears body language in the bottom two frames - is that... o heey buddy!
― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 October 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha yes!
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 16 October 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs255.snc1/10232_154117223837_507783837_2641798_4594259_n.jpg
― tehresa, Sunday, 18 October 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit, had never heard about this before. also who the hell wrote this entry?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident
― clotpoll, Thursday, 22 October 2009 06:10 (fifteen years ago) link
i had an "oh shit a bear" dream the other night. it was weird.
― I Endorse He-Horse (ytth), Thursday, 22 October 2009 06:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/10/24/russia.bear.ice.skating.death/index.html
"The incident occurred during a rehearsal by the Russian state circus company troupe which was performing in Bishkek with the program, Bears on Ice," Ministry of Culture and Information director Kurmangazy Isanayev told reporters.
It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 24 October 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link
wait I've got a clue it's BEARS ON ICE
bear didn't go crazy
bear went bear
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 24 October 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
can i just
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/cobain_bear.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 24 October 2009 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link
fucking lol at the pic on that CNN story
http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/WORLD/europe/10/24/russia.bear.ice.skating.death/story.russia.bear.gi.jpg
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Monday, 26 October 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit bear in heaven
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link
note: i have not actually read that thread
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link
ha I totally thought of this thread too.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit polar bear genitals are shrinking
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
been a tough few years for bears obv
those poor guys
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit "Something is dreadfully wrong with this bear."
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
OH SHIT There is a teddy bear abandoned on my road
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link
OH SHIT, OK, Who feed beer to the bear?
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9337/u1075754ii3.jpg
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link
OH SHIT A BEARCAT
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Binturong_in_Overloon.jpg
― poster x (ledge), Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=602
― luol deng (am0n), Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
they can hover now
http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku9qknVvMs1qzvqipo1_400.jpg
― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Monday, 7 December 2009 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link
no, I said I wanted a hoverchair
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Monday, 7 December 2009 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd210/jdchurchil/ohshitabear.jpg?t=1262287625
― Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit a sun bear with a foot long tongue
http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw8w3tuRbG1qz82gvo1_500.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 16 January 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Sun bear!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Saturday, 16 January 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link
sun bears are great
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 16 January 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link
there's a sun bear at the oakland zoo. she lives in a huge enclosure and is awesome.
― a bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (ytth), Sunday, 17 January 2010 07:37 (fifteen years ago) link
A central Florida man who opened his door and was slapped by a bear has pleaded no contest to a charge of feeding wildlife.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link
ha whoops
Bear-slapped
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link
The mental image of some dude opening his door only to be slapped across the face by some big ass bear has been making me lol all night.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link
all-time internet tragedy: there is no gif of the man opening his door and getting slapped by a bear.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link
yes e, i just automatically imagine it as a looping gif
Right? They need to get another bear and do a reenactment or something for strategic looping gif purposes.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link
the world needs this!
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link
YES!
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago) link
So dude gets charged with feeding wildlife but the bear doesn't get charged w/assault? What's the world coming to when bears can just run around slapping people in their own homes is what I want to know.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link
The bear got euthanized!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Under Bear Law, the penalty for bear-slapping a dude is DEATH.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link
looping gifhttp://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09/PaddingtonBear_450x300.jpgMichael Bond stop motion animation in 5... 4... 3...
― might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r17j6h15kd0&feature=related
― might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Central Florida man who opened his door and was slapped by a bear: what's on your iPod?
― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsxypx2Ug7U
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Let's go to India and hang out with some sloth bears
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3578/3291348223_bb06300fc7.jpghttp://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/PhotoGallery/AsiaTrail/photos/20060502-032sb.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link
albino sb!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/33183640_72a180bcbf.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link
suggest bear
― Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Ask A Bear: Will Backcountry Sex Attract a Bear?
― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link
he say hi to you
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l57ydg8ZGo1qzou5ko1_500.jpg
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 8 July 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Sup.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:54 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ONePwam3aE
― Maltodextrin, Thursday, 29 July 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link
'Tame' bears guard Canadian marijuana farm
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
http://outside-blog.away.com/blog/2010/08/woman-saves-choking-bear.html
― Jenny, Friday, 27 August 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.lefigaro.fr/medias/2010/08/30/20100830PHOWWW00518.jpg
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 3 September 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Me likey sloth bear.
― ImprovSpirit, Saturday, 4 September 2010 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Honestly I just feel like these dudes are out to get us at this point. And they're patient.
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Saturday, 4 September 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Obligatory link to the current hype: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M
― StanM, Saturday, 4 September 2010 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vPD0C.jpg?ref=nf
― Jenny, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/2yv6tlv.jpg
― master of retardment (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link
A+
― markers, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/841533-polar-bear-washed-up-on-cornish-coast-is-in-fact-a-cow
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 07:50 (fourteen years ago) link
But it does look like a polar bear! The Metro is hardly the go to source for journalistic rigour either.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Montana woman fights bear with courgette
I can't believe this story... Courgettes in Montana?!
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
An honorable mention goes to the Duluth bear, in which a guard saw a bear climbing a fence at an Air Force base and rang an alarm. The alarm connected to other nearby bases, but one of them was wired wrong, so instead of "intruder alert!" they got the "Nuke Russia Now!" alarm. Nuclear armed jets were on the runways ready to take off before the mistake was rectified.
― dayo, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.alaskastock.com/resultsframe.asp?akfacts=1&txtkeys1=Grizzly+Bear+mcneil
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i54.tinypic.com/4vjmdd.jpg
― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
b4 4chan ruinz this photo i wd like 2 say 'wow'
http://www.krtv.com/images/Bear7.jpg
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link
awesome
― ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh shit.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link
it's like his feet are happy, but the rest of him...isn't
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link
regardless, i want to go to there
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Biggest Bear Ever Found—"It Blew My Mind," Expert Says
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/02/110203-biggest-bear-largest-giant-short-faced-animals-science/
― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 6 February 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link
a big bear!
― ENBB, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IzdtFLbehU&fmt=18
― Maltodextrin, Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/08/2-people-die-as-bear-flies-through-suv/?iref=NS1
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
HOLY SHIT
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
That accident is nuts.
What's weird though is that I just searched for this thread to post a pic and didn't realize you'd just bumped it. So here have something a little more pleasant involving bears:
http://i55.tinypic.com/2cdh9x5.jpg
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link
"When I was your age, it was all trees around here."
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Growing up in Yosemite, there were weird deer/car accidents all the time that totalled the car. I can imagine a young male bear would seriously wipe you out.
― For one throb of the (Michael White), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh shit, a black bear's wandering around in the woods close to our new house. My brother-in-law sounds a little too happy and much too certain about the possibility of me and my husband being eaten.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link
OH SHIT VISCOUS BEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7zU2YDNHeo&feature=player_embedded#at=42
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
vicious, rather - oops
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
oh my goodness
― a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Mother fucking shit baby bears are the cutest god damn thing in the world!
― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i know
esp such viscous ones ;)
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.jhnewsandguide.com/article.php?art_id=7670
― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgLCdrcy0xQ
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link
reason #33 to move to alaska imo
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
$1.19 for baby carrots kinda out there.
― pplains, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I died when I saw this last week.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link
hi dere, ghost of ENBB
― he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Hi Dere, Hi Dere
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i40.tinypic.com/f74es.jpg
― ENBB, Friday, 20 January 2012 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
A bear that eats apostrophes.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Friday, 20 January 2012 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link
And the pupil simultaneously failed Math, English, Art, and Biology.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Friday, 20 January 2012 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypcjdcUP21qhs3voo1_500.jpg
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b016300f1cffd970d-800wi
http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2012/02/siku-the-star-polar-bear-cub-meets-the-snow.html
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
jeez that aerosol pic is brutal
carl's less so
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Ahhh J - I saw those yesterday. Too much!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I know! It is so cute I got nearly teary-eyed about it (also: hormones).
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cfile10.uf.tistory.com/media/1163A83E4EA13F5623A787
― bnw, Saturday, 3 March 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
I am fairly confident that I just experienced the highlight of my weekend. Thank you BNW.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 3 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
Vicious bear attackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfZSfgv2N7E
― bnw, Friday, 23 March 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link
That bear is going to bite his face off soon.
― Jeff, Friday, 23 March 2012 11:41 (twelve years ago) link
<3
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 11:47 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.cuindependent.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bear03_Duann_04262012.jpg
sup yall
― catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/65-year-old-canadian-man-attacked-bear-outhouse-camping-trip-article-1.1083952
― the late great, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2012/05/oregon-zoo-keeper-cares-for-bear-cub.html
http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b0168ebb03753970c-500wi
― carl agatha, Friday, 25 May 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
I'd buy that bear a beer.
― Jeff, Friday, 25 May 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwyUD2J3CTk
― carl agatha, Sunday, 24 June 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 24 June 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POGN07WqvWs
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
holy shit
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link
!!!!!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 03:33 (twelve years ago) link
I'm sorry in advance.
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-275.gif
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link
oh fap a bear
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
bear in heaven
― the late great, Saturday, 14 July 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
buh duh duh doo oo whoo
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 14 July 2012 06:04 (twelve years ago) link
omg this is so cute
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=450381551648588
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link
dying over here
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
that looked like a delicate operation
where does one apply for homeland security dept of bears
idk but if you figure it out be sure to keep me informed pls
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
office of bear affairs
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link
bear response and recovery
bear awareness
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
XD
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
america: are you bear prepared?
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link
OK probably not really but I do like them very much.
bear response skills
- silence- slowness- sidewaysness- sideways looks- spraying w/ pepper spray- fetal positions
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link
Bear Support
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Thursday, 26 July 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago) link
in case some of you savages do not frequent both active bear related threads on this site, a repost:
picture that my brother in law got from a trail cam that he found ten feet from where it was supposed to be up at the cabinhttp://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/319366_4015193110593_944972947_n.jpg― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 2:22 AM (2 days ago)
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/319366_4015193110593_944972947_n.jpg
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 2:22 AM (2 days ago)
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 26 July 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
oh hai
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://boardingarea.com/blogs/deltapoints/files/2012/07/pokebear.jpg
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
i would not probe much further than that
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
OMGOMGOMGOMG
http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
― how did we get here how? (ytth), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
lol waht? Such concentration!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link
the one in the front left hasn't moved in 20 minutes! will he/she stay there until it gets dark? i intend to find out.
― how did we get here how? (ytth), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link
hol shit i saw a seagull
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link
um ok not bears but I just found this as a link on that page. They're baby service doggies!! http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/service-puppy-cam
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
puppy cam is very commendable public service imo
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
yes!!! I the bears in one tab and the puppies in another and keep going back and forth between the two. lol.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
there's a baby polar bear cam
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link
it's off right now but here's the highlight reel
http://explore.org/search/?q=siku
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://explore.org/#!/videos/player/denmark-siku-weekly-highlights-04-16-2012
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
ヾ(´(ｴ)｀ﾉﾞ and log in <3
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
Ahhhh!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.yahoo.com/driver-swerves-avoid-moose-hits-bear-instead-123824946.html
― Pape de père en fils; pornocracie (Michael White), Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link
;(
― the late great, Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57q6TUMTS_M&feature=related
― the so-called socialista (dowd), Saturday, 8 September 2012 09:18 (twelve years ago) link
fake
― the late great, Saturday, 8 September 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
it's a shop
― the late great, Saturday, 8 September 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
:( Print the legend :(
― the so-called socialista (dowd), Saturday, 8 September 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NVY8a.jpg
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 29 September 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
woah
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 29 September 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
a bear at mount doom
― bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4fMADSF.jpg
― army surplus newspapers (dowd), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 06:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NqHU23f.jpg
― i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 13:48 (ten years ago) link
old, but http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522494/Now-thats-spare-rib-Pack-bloody-faced-polar-bears-spend-day-night-stripping-beached-whale-bones.html
― i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 13:49 (ten years ago) link