PEOPLE WHO DIP PIZZA IN RANCH SAUCE =

truly horrible people

on this, I think we can all agree

This is fourth grade staple. Be easy on the kids.

Fourth-graders tend to be buttheads, though.

yeah they're a bunch of brats.

Better than seventh graders.

Fourth graders, I mean. Not the ranch sauce thing.

lol sara do you teach jr high kids or something?? i pity you

fact is they are even worse than ranch sauce on pizza

my experience with herding thousands of children this year was that anything over 2nd grade tends to be an asshole.

xpost thankfully no, I am just well aware that my son is heading toward that age (currently in fourth grade and he's mostly tolerable). You should save your pity for me for a couple of years!

tehresa, "herding thousands of children?!"

yep. schooltime shows in a 2400 seat theatre x 20 shows.

What if it's buffalo wing pizza?

omg i just tried pizza in ranch last week and it was so good!

FUCK YOU JHOSHEA FUCK YOU

Where I went to college in upstate NY people (myself included at the time) were all about dipping pizza in blue cheese dressing. It's so fucking awesome. You have no idea.

You could just get a side of blue from any pizza place - even dominos.

yeah & did those same people dip their buffalo wings in ranch dressing? because thats the level of retardation we are talking about here

i fail to see whats so wrong w/this amazing combination - next youll be lobbying to take the russian dressing off the ruben!

You guys are making me crave a big damn order of buffwings. No 4realz buffwings in London. Boo.

Jhoshea fuck the haters and try blue cheese next time - it's even better.

id those same people dip their buffalo wings in ranch dressing?

Oh course not. That's just crazy talk! ;-)

i will try it!

Ok so what IS ranch dressing good for???

x-post - Hey - did I tell you about how like a week after you and Chikev were lusting over steakbombs, a pizza place delivered one to our apt by mistake and then let us have it for free? We're both vegetarian though so poor steakbomb went to waste. Accompanying fries were good though.

i will try the bleu cheese

but fuck the ranch dressing bullshit, ive never known anyone who dipped pizza into it but ive known a few who dipped chicken & cheesesticks (ie pizza w/out sauce basically) into it & ive tried both & its fucking grotesque & gagworthy

good with carrots & THAT IS ALL

omg ennb auspicious coincidence! u did not tell be that!

It's all about roasted garlic dip.. or Pizza Pizza's jalapeno.

garlic butter dip is good FOR CRUST ONLY

otherwise gross

I wonder how awesome a white pizza made with a little Ranch dressing would be.

a couple weeks ago i was at a friend of a friends house watching basketball and everyone decided they need to order papa johns over the internet - i was totally O_o cause theres a million little good pizza place around - but then i tried the garlic butter dipping sauce and omg!

in halifax its totally normal to get donair kabob sauce squirted all over yr pizza!

and im sure you dipped the pizza itself into it you fucking idiot celtics fan ranch dressing loving retard geezer fool xp

LOL hostility!
I agree crust is best spot for dip but I got totally hooked on the trashiness of dipping the pizza, I can't stop.

My husband dips the crust in bbq sauce and gets really sad if there's none around when pizza is being had.

You ever write or say something and then realize it was possibly the most boring and uninteresting thing that has ever been said? That's what happened there.

Anyway . . . pizza!

mmm now i want pizza.

crust-dippers are logical beings because the crust isnt even worth eating otherwise

literal pizza scraps feed them 2 dogs

LOOK YOU DON'T DIP PIZZA EXCEPT MAYBE THE CRUSTS AND THEN STILL NOT IN RANCH SAUCE

everyone in the midwest does this

dude i never defended even crustdipping in ranch sauce

crustdipping in bbq sauce however is kinda brill

xp NO

I am personally not in favour of dipping crusts in BBQ Sauce but I do not have a problem if others do that.

if you are going to dip any part of any pizza in anything just squirt yourself a little tub of SRIRACHA and reap what you so mr or miss "this pizza is not good enough it needs dip" person

I just finished a piece of pizza drizzled with hot pepper sauce and dipped in ranch dressing using a fork.

^^et can you ban this troll dude

Eat me.

Dipped in Ranch.

Piiza Hut tried to pull this ranch sauce bullshit on Australia last year.

LASTED ONLY TWO MONTHS SUCK ON IT TASTELESS AMERICAN CHAIN PIZZA PLACES

PIZZA HUT I MEAN JEEZ

Wiiza Hut

Few would argue that any old ranch-type sauce emulsion will do.

siracha????? i think red pepper flakes does the job

http://i28.tinypic.com/4t5wkn.jpg

Sometimes I go with flakes and Pete and ranch.

its weird i like spice a lot but not on pizza for some reason?

i like a lil sauce and a lil bite from some grated parm

i think siracha would be SPICE OVERKILL tho

a lil spice*

parm is there to squash the grease DASSIT

u ppl have no idea of pizza

Are "half x, half y" ingredient pizzas all blasphemous too?

when do we start talking abt japanese pizza?

when do we start talking abt capes?

http://www.blogissues.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/pizza-hut-double-roll.jpg

i hate this shit but everyone i know does it

yup

if i lived in australia id pop on over to japan just to eat this pizza all the time

ranch usually taste like ass and in general if you're swamping every bite of pizza in ranch why not save yourself some money and dip some fucking toast

http://www.chachich.com/mdchachi/images/pizza2.jpg

clockwise: y, y, y, y, y, y

i like the one that has a section for asparagus

jhosh japanese pizza is a Y

hoos & j0rdan the ppl u kno are an N

http://i28.tinypic.com/2sbk674.jpg

squid ink pizza w/mayo!

^^et can you ban this troll dude2

in south east asia the pizza is good and often available w/weed cooked in there

are those egg whites?

its my understand that in SE asia all they have is weed, pretty much

jhosh have u ever been to vietnam?

I'm not one of those "huge mound of salsa on every tortilla chip, half-inch slab of cheese on every cracker, french fries drowning in ketchup" people. Anybody "swamping" their pizza in anything should just order bread sticks or a straw, sure.

yeah maybe not the right word but most ppl i see dip in ranch don't do it daintily

yah i been to vietnam a little

they fuckin love the ganja!!

ha! who doesnt!

The correct order should be weed followed by pizza!

they call it happy pizza

I AM NEVER GOING TO JAPAN

NEVER

I AM DOING IT RIGHT NOW THE PIZZA IN THE RANCH RIGHT NOW

This is really disturbing me somehow.

o just u wait

http://i27.tinypic.com/244blgn.jpg

sexay^^^

I'm dumbfounded!

it was so good

People who skinny-dip in ranch sauce.

...get yeast infections?

i eat pizza with no cheese. this has never not pissed off non-vegan pizza eaters.

are you vegan?

i have to say, this completely disgusts me but also sounds REALLY FUCKING GOOD.

i am vegan, yes
xpost

oh god my girlfriend did this last weekend

still feeling the vibes of hate

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/2763/18981410150117369992979.jpg

Ranch Dressing Fountain™, U.S. Patent No. 234897-09

Line up with your wyngz and come get you some.

Would do this to pizza; not to fountains.

your poor pizza ;_;

upper-righthand corner lady is disgusted and about to hurl

holy shit that pic, eurgh

upper-righthand corner lady also holding carrot sticks… even nausea can't hold one back from this.

I bet it smells great in that corner.

I hope someone puts that in an action movie so that the bad guy can drown a hapless underling in it

or a fat kid drowns in it in tim burton's willy wonka part 3

Looking forward to the reveal of the Alfredo Fountain™

oh and

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/483/61301226749613865031813.jpg

All lookin' like a damn Nickelodeon commercial.

double dare!