I Can't Believe It's Not Butthurt

Great thread title KIU

im not the one starting threads whining about people liking things i dont

-- deej, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 5:06 PM (5 minutes ago)

wtf is zingable about that ilm post

other than confusing 4/4 and 4 on the floor

theres plenty of embarrassing ilm shit out there but like 60% of this thread was just boring ilm filler. i.e. me describing my ballot in one sentence.

-- deej, Monday, 31 March 2008 07:12 (55 minutes ago) Link

i mean you can zing boring ilm filler too i guess but it makes for boring zings

-- deej, Monday, 31 March 2008 07:12 (55 minutes ago) Link

Enough already. This is not the place for this.

If you have real concerns, take them to moderation. If you just want to bitch and be catty about other posters, take it to your LiveJournal.

-- IDME Admin, Monday, March 31, 2008 1:34 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

This thread has been locked by an administrator

lol titchyschneider was idme mod all along

Usher - Classic or Dud?

all-time most enlightening poster

The SHEER FUCKING IRONING of that IDME mod post is hurting my nuts.

Well there's a lot of judgment being passed and I wondered where I stood. Since I listen mainly to western music it's good to know everything I own sounds the same and I'm not really into music. I'll be sure to tell Mark E Smith that he's no different from Lloyd Cole, I'm sure he'd agree.

-- Mr. Odd, Monday, 31 March 2008 18:20 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

cutty get a grip. i dont' go to NYU. I've been out of college for years. you think obviously it's super cool to "dig" pretentious girls flopping around in sunglasses and fur coast moaning into a mic. I knew the DJ was the Other Music guy but who cares. I paid ten bucks to see if Ariel Pink would do something cool. instead he wasted my time with drunken yelling and pointlessness. It's annoying and insulting and I think the few people I heard say they liked it are just saying that for fear of dicks like cutty shutting them down. as for seeing excepter, I wanted to give them another shot. I saw them once before and was unimpressed, but not annoyed, this time they decided to go further and just act like idiots on stage. I saw seriously dozens of people leaving during both shows. Obviously Cutty was one of the hardcore fans up front casually nodding his head, really FEELING the moaning. you go cutty.

-- breezy, Saturday, April 16, 2005 8:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coccydynia

can we ban all who rickroll plz

can we ban all who rickroll plz

ha!

6 sec

lol I thought one of those links would be a rickroll

lol

yeah i was about to do that when i came back here.

wtf is zingable about that ilm post

other than confusing 4/4 and 4 on the floor

theres plenty of embarrassing ilm shit out there but like 60% of this thread was just boring ilm filler. i.e. me describing my ballot in one sentence.

-- deej, Monday, 31 March 2008 07:12 (55 minutes ago) Link

i mean you can zing boring ilm filler too i guess but it makes for boring zings

-- deej, Monday, 31 March 2008 07:12 (55 minutes ago) Link

-- banriquit, Monday, March 31, 2008 3:09 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

you're just butthurt that thread was boring

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/detector.jpg

I still do not understand what "butthurt" is. As far as I can understand, it seems to be some puerile tag for anyone objecting to the low-level bullying of Dom's endless tedious zing culture.

Your argument seems only to consist of "capitulating to people protesting about bullying will only increase bullying" - blame the victim in other words. I do not agree.

The thread I asked to have deleted did indeed contain my name, and I was well within my rights to have it removed, silly rickrolling meme or not.

Beyond that, argue to your hearts' content.

-- Masonic Boom, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:19 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ someone start a poll about that post

Dom's endless tedious zing culture

"it takes a village"

LBZC vs DETZC

God, it's like boarding school bullying. Who'd have thought it?

"Oh noes, butthurt, just a bit of fun, have you got no sense of humour?" etc. etc. if you don't go along with it and "be a good sport" with regards to this stupid, cruel, puerile atmosphere.

-- Masonic Boom, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:24 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Are you talking about ILX or the NHS?

-- Tom D., Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:25 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I really dislike what ILX has become. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for the sheer tedium of this job. I wish I had the willpower to stay off it. 3 more days.

-- Masonic Boom, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Some funny people out there! No doubts about that!

-- Tom D., Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Funny ha ha, or funny peculiar?

-- Masonic Boom, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:28 AM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

maybe she should get a whole board to herself. oh, right...

If you just want to bitch and be catty about other posters, take it to your LiveJournal.

lol @ people getting butthurt and humorless over getting rickrolled on april fool's day

obama says hillary is vv pretty

-- omar little, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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^^^ do not click

-- elmo argonaut, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:33 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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SRSLY

-- Mark Clemente, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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Rickrolling, so three days ago. Good times.

-- suzy, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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Three days ago?

-- Ned Raggett, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:38 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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3/29, never forget

-- dan m, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:40 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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Rickrolling stupidest internet joke ever

-- jhøshea, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:41 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

lol at '3 days ago'!

more liek a lot more than 3 days.

the point is, it doesn't get old.

im not butttthurt its just super mega lame

i mean did u guys find out abt it from nytimes.com

http://blog.aggeman.se/butthurts.jpg

i mean did u guys find out abt it from nytimes.com

-- jhøshea, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 5:56 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

lol i did this joek but srsly i had you down as a zinger and a potential rickroller.

are you possibly butthurt?

http://scoopsnoodle.com/captured/images/Cream2.jpg

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2007/04/20/image2710005g.jpg

hey i didnt name any names!

lol u so butthurt

I still do not understand what "butthurt" is. As far as I can understand, it seems to be some puerile tag for anyone objecting to the low-level bullying of Dom's endless tedious zing culture.

Your argument seems only to consist of "capitulating to people protesting about bullying will only increase bullying" - blame the victim in other words. I do not agree.

The thread I asked to have deleted did indeed contain my name, and I was well within my rights to have it removed, silly rickrolling meme or not.

Beyond that, argue to your hearts' content.

-- Masonic Boom, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:19 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^what thread?

establishing precedent

thanks, john. you are bro.

dude I started a thread about an album I was curious about. I did not "inundate you with questions" about rap music.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 3:08 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

entire ghost thread is i cant believe its not butthurt (including me lol)

ha came here to post entire contents of ghostface thread

i know right we all sound tired of defending ourselves from each other

seriously though does there need to be a new thread every time ghost releases some bullshit mixtape?

http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/49150/2004713517516304650_rs.jpg

the ny mets thread is butthurt over a rickroll i posted ;_;

1. HOOS cosigns everybody
2. why are u lumping me in with these kids

-- deej, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 7:09 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that mets thread rickroll was awesome, i didn't mind it at all, so unexpected!

LOL residual Mets butthurtedness from last season's pWNage

ya i was gonna say its not the rickroll thats got em butthurt, its the being a mets fan

omar little = jimmy rollins

welcome to "little ball"

gr808 is a homo. so is Hurting, who will fail out of law school and end up as a temp doc reviewer.

^^ no clone user :(

but in usa

Dynamic IP from butthurt central.

i was really just trying to pwn morbs with that rickroll, polyphonic and his hours of work was collateral damage

collateral FUNNY

I got hatemail from one of my friends for doing that to him.

i wish there was a way to start up an ILE thread (possible title: "luna update") wherein the board link wasn't to the thread but to the work-destroying rickroll.

I'm out of patience and I don't really want mods to have to intervene anymore, so I think it's time to just lock the Rolling Debutante etc. Thread.

-- dabug, Thursday, April 3, 2008 3:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i just read that mod req thread and loooooooooooooool

I wonder how long before the gimpy asshole axis decides they've all had enough of ITR and tries to troll our shit into oblivion, guys

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, April 3, 2008 4:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Ditto to John's loooooooooooooool

i eagerly await lbzc vs. gimpy asshole axis

haha

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Subject: friend request

Jon,

You keep calling me things like "douchebag" on ilx. Why do you think I'd want to be your friend on here?

-Spencer
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Legit lol.

How do I respond to this?!!?

spencer makes a good point though.

tell him "jokes bruv" OR say "i meant BUTTHURT douchebag, douchebag".

"jokes, bruv" is the only legit response

"douchebag" is not a zing. It's a feeling, a state of mind.

I hear he likes to cheat on his girlfriend using online dating sites!

that's the spirit.

lolz

I don't consider none of that shit as real. It's just entertainment. It's all love.

are you talking about zings or online dating?

alex in sf in the fast food thread whenever someone disses in-n-out

alex in baltimore whenever someone defends it

Please grace us with more of your insightful opinions.

-- Alex in SF, Tuesday, April 15, 2008 2:55 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

WTF is wrong with this place? An opinion about a fast food restaurant garners this kind of personal snarkiness? Dude, I don't like In-N-Out as much as everyone else seems to. Their fries are kind of limp and their burgers, while fresh, are very retro 1950s style. Just not my thing ok, Mr Insightful?

-- Spencer Chow, Tuesday, April 15, 2008 5:32 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

I know people who are passionate about In-n-Out, too. ffs why??

You know, I kind of think Spencer is spot on there. I mean, I think it's good but not that great.

the thread isnt about in-n-outs merits as such, its about in-n-outs merits compared to a bunch of other shitty fast food restaurants

that thread is about left coasters being really fucking picky about food while their breathin' air and tap water is still second to mexico city in the terrible-for-you stakes

LOL THPBBBBBT

its really hard not to be PICKY on thread where you PICK a fast food restaurant

BERKELEY SPRINGS, West Virginia (AP) -- Their air might bring pollution complaints, but residents of Los Angeles drink the nation's tastiest tap water, according to the judges of an international competition.

More than 120 water sources competed in the 18th annual Berkeley Springs International Water Tasting, held Saturday.

A panel of 10 journalists and food critics sampled sparkling, tap and bottled water from 19 states and other countries, including New Zealand, Romania, Macedonia and the Philippines.

The title of best municipal water was shared by the Metropolitan Water District of Southern California, which serves Los Angeles, and the town of Clearbrook, British Columbia.

Los Angeles won a gold medal in 1998 and has been in the top five in four other competitions since then, according to the competition organizers.

"It means they give special care and attention to their water and how it is processed," said event producer Jill Klein Rone.

The bottled-water trophy went to Tumai Water of Martinsburg, West Virginia, which donates profits to AIDS relief and water needs in Africa. Best sparkling-water honors went to Slavus Mineralwasser Medium of Emsdetten, Germany.

Berkeley Springs, in West Virginia's Eastern Panhandle, is known for its own spring water. George Washington was among visitors in the Colonial era.

tastiest /= safest

hence bacon

apparently it's really clean too!

yah west coast actually has the least pharmaceuticals in the water. our scuzzy mayor just banned bottled water from restaurants.

bottled water is a scam anyway

I GET BUTT HURT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

LoL @ fatties arguing over best way 2 get fatter

I Hate Food Threads

from webfite

The biggest arseholes on this board, the ones who delight in driving people away, post during British working hours.

-- Ed, Thursday, 17 April 2008 10:16 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

what did the ringtone crew ever do to him?

^^ Hardman posturing ----> irrelevant cut and pasted nonsense -----> pedantry -----> "zing"

Perfect example of how ILX has gone to the dog's because of what Ive termed the DWSRCC, or "Dripping With Self-Regard and Contempt Crew"

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, April 17, 2008 10:29 AM (1 hour ago)

fuckin guy

who is that, he's discovered the secret formula

"Dripping With Self-Regard and Contempt"

i coined that shit, gimme props

BUTTHURT BAITING BONANZA
WORST (meaning best) Xgau opinion4u re: BLACK SABBATH

Captain Save-a-Christ

Banriquit go fuck yourself

DG, you're a fucking traitor to the spirit of the community you started and you should be ashamed of yourself.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/raheem.gif

DG, you're a fucking traitor to the spirit of the community you started and you should be ashamed of yourself.

this is a joke right? right?

first it's belle & sebastian crybabies, now it's chris morris references that hate me ;_;

http://www.tjbhomes.com/lots/st-andrews-village/images/st-andrews-ad-parade06.jpg

yeah that place reminds me of caddyshack, a lot of people there are 95 years old

i met orbit once and she is not on the top posters list. for the record i have never dated, made out with or spoken to orbit beyond the time we met at the momus show with ned and spencer. ethan is being weird and stalky about it cuz marks s told him we dated which was a lie and he thinks its funny to rib me for something that has no basis in reality. also his ex gf is way fatter than any gf ive ever had.

-- chaki, Thursday, April 17, 2008 7:06 PM (Thursday, April 17, 2008 7:06 PM) Bookmark Link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/apr/18/gender.musicnews

Thought that would be Lex related.

hey tza, you'd be butthurt too if some dude was perpetuating lies about you and a cool ilxor's x-gf, you dumb bitch.

hey tza, you'd be butthurt too if some dude was perpetuating lies about you and a cool ilxor's x-gf, you dumb bitch.

-- chaki, Friday, April 18, 2008 7:21 PM (Friday, April 18, 2008 7:21 PM) Bookmark Link

i mean zing me about true stuff and im fine with it.

Although classically considered conjoined twinning (which it resembles), this anomaly is not normally due to the fusion or incomplete separation of two embryos. It is the result of a protein called sonic hedgehog homolog (SHH). (The unlikely-sounding name of this protein was inspired by the Sonic the Hedgehog videogame character[3] and is part of an idiosyncratic naming tradition in molecular biology research that some have criticized as frivolous.[4] [5])

^^ in high school i was good friends w/ the daughter of the dude who discovered hedgehog genes

did you ever play sega w/her?

wow max

nah crut i just had a big, horrible, terrible, emo, gay, crush on her and then she broke my heart and now i think shes dating an i-banker.

i can't believe you just called him that

my thread a victim of the IDME bannercaust ;_;

GRATE MOMENTS IN BUTTHURTEDNESS

shouldn't that be bananocaust

what's a bananacaust

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/37/Arrested_Development_-_Top_Banana.jpg/250px-Arrested_Development_-_Top_Banana.jpg

http://www.ashkeling.com/05dub/imgmau/mau006.jpg

golden

DG, I'd be more inclined to suspect you were a banriquit sock-puppet seeing as you both seem to just parrot the same smug, hateful shit every single day.

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 08:36 (48 minutes ago)

The biggest arseholes on this board, the ones who delight in driving people away, post during British working hours.

-- Ed, Thursday, 17 April 2008 10:16 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, April 17, 2008 9:23 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

is this an example of the british class warfare i've been hearing so much about?

Kind of.

http://i24.tinypic.com/295wfu9.gif

who the hell is michael philipx4

loooong story

He's joking tho, right? Srsly?

He's just fucking screwed in the head that guy. Needs professional psychiatric help. He ruins every thread he's on. Just a big steaming trail of destruction.

who the hell is michael philipx4

-- omar little, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:03 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

He used to post as "Jaunty Alan"

is he some poptimist?

"Jaunty Alan", who still shows up from time to time (I think) is indeed some poptimist.

"Michael Phillip x4" is not Jaunty Alan. Dom is kidding you on.

so who is he then?

He's all things to all men.

'e's a nahtaah.

Okay lol a clue from four weeks ago has just lit up like a lightbulb in my head.

Dude really is a grudgeful psycho then, eh?

???

http://www.kkinteractive.com/webvideo/Blueslogo.jpg

Dude really is a grudgeful psycho then, eh?

LBZC ruffled a lot of feathers.

gr@h@m??

Right ballpark, think more Manics than B&S though.

Ally?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

olol

chortle

I'm sorry people think I'm "butthurt" and a "grudgeful psycho" just because I don't take kindly to my favourite message board being gradually ruined by sarcastic wankers. Maybe I should of just not bothered.

you're right, you really shouldn't have

Damn, what happened to the summertime cookouts?
Everytime I turn around a nigga gettin took out

its hard being young from the upper middle class
eatin 5 cent gums
not knowin where your meals comin from

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman

please to photoshop ILX in place of destroyed statue of liberty someone kthxbye

how would that work exactly

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/PMT-LTBOML.jpg

Philip Michael Michael Michael michael Tuomasmann

I've never seen that gaywad post before

who is he???

You've seen him before. A lot.

whois he?

he is the small cat

fucken guy.

¯\(°_o)/¯

thanking u

i've been searching old threads for that emoticon for weeks

this is the guy that did the fake 9/11 tribute concert right

~???~

Paul 5trange?

What is the worst you have ever treated an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend?

Nah, not Paul Strange.

o yeah sorry was getting him mixed up with that guy who couldn't find a nice sweater on E-bay

JUDAS

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, May 1, 2008 6:59 PM

ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this:

fuck tom and his nu style of banning whatever he wants whenever he wants (sans admin log)

hey.. if i was a dude in his 30's, post failed marriage from an ilx chick, in a dead end job that never got laid, and had barely any irl friends i would love anonymously modding ilx too...

basically: this is the only thing dude has control of in his life.

even when he gets drunk he spends his time modding ilx. kinda sad.
fine.

you can say 6000 registered ilxors were good today but one of them that was actually totally cool, brought the lols and was a solid dude got banned for no reason was enough for me to say "fuck this shit"

tom millar obviously loves the "this is the thread where i say"
style of pussy ass bullshit posts that make ilx terrible. just see idiot thread board for that bullshit. its basically the same 4 ilxors talking about their bullshit lives that no one asked about plus tom telling us how wasted he is.

its like an episode of sex in the city with tom and ned adding in there 2 cents once in a while. wow what bunch of lols.

im not one to make a big post about leaving but fuck this shit. for reals. im leaving for gershy who is a real bro and "GOD FORBID!!!!" bumped threads that already existed....

this board is now just a bunch of rich college kids and dumb fat bitches (lets get real.... even the actual rock stars that post here are academic morons.) that wanna talk about the politics of messenger bags and facebook profiles. obviously tom wanted this. you can tell by his "dudes im totally wasted!" posts all over the dumb ass molify lingbert thread. so hay! you got what you wanted, tom!

i hope your life of never getting laid by anyone other than ally and being stuck in a dead end job is finally giving you what you wanted in life. everyone hates you btw. but hey as long as you rule who gives a fuck right?

-- chaki, Thursday, 29 May 2008 09:41 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.mundodescargas.com/servicios/musica/caratulas/info_caratulas/bon_jovi/covers/1996_blaze_of_glory/bon_jovi_blaze_of_glory_front.jpg

i was always kinda on the fence about chaki, but man what a douche. get a therapist, homey.

yellow cards all around