Elon Musk

Keep Bender's name out of your fucking mouth, Elon!

lol

The day before Elon Musk fired virtually all of Tesla’s electric-vehicle charging division last month, they had high hopes as charging chief Rebecca Tinucci went to meet with Musk about the network’s future, four former charging-network staffers told Reuters.

After Tinucci had cut between 15% and 20% of staffers two weeks earlier, part of much wider layoffs, they believed Musk would affirm plans for a massive charging-network expansion.

The meeting could not have gone worse. Musk, the employees said, was not pleased with Tinucci’s presentation and wanted more layoffs. When she balked, saying deeper cuts would undermine charging-business fundamentals, he responded by firing her and her entire 500-member team.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/inside-story-elon-musk-mass-100216178.html

that seems less like bad business acumen and more like someone on a bizarre drugsblasted business holiday

I don’t see why there has to be an exclusive binary there

DJP 1 Hunt3r 0

does he actually have a plan here or is he just winging it day to day?

some Roman Roy shit

of course he has a plan he wants a sassy robot

why care about charging business fundamentals when you're fun and mental

tha based business boi

this uh seems very illegal

I’ve been stating this for years 🙃autopilot disables 1 second before impact by design.

Anyone on the internal autopilot team would have known this as far back as 2020. https://t.co/SpMQC7uQx1

— Aiaddict (@Aiaddict1) May 7, 2024

https://i.imgur.com/MYyOosz.png

this bullshit again huh

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:hvxnbkpkw33nulvd4aqej2nw/bafkreif56hbib4au4ijuttzxpyhzfilh4xzzlnsls4zpyqspnj4mp3awni@jpeg

https://bsky.app/profile/grgd.bsky.social/post/3kt3ntxv2gs2t

mold maybe

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hvxnbkpkw33nulvd4aqej2nw/bafkreihluvvgvplmxzoyxg2b2sxhju3qeqvdnm6xdf35jas42nwpk6p73m@jpeg

that watermelon pic

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fwhats-the-matter-with-you-homer-we-dont-have-any-fruits-or-v0-hecmwydpo2mb1.jpeg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pVq85MDTB5o/hqdefault.jpg

kind of amazed there doesn't seem to be any real oversight going on with Tesla, like if Toyota has a faulty brake or wheel or whatever it's national news, while Teslas just routinely ship out with 5 things pre-broken which may or may not be covered by warranty

medias spent so many years riding elons dick they dont know how to do anything else

Yeah we had to literally hand over our fucking car 5 years back because "some" models of it had faulty airbags. Nothing wrong with our actual car but we had no say in the matter, no chance to just fix the airbags - nope. Recall, heres your current-value buyout, off you fuck. Was such an old car we only got like $4k back and, we couldnt remove the after market stereo we'd installed so lost that too :( To see these cars just driving around like nothing... blaaaaa.

lmao, incredible

https://x.com/ass_beaters/status/1794036155014361392

this is so painful to watch pic.twitter.com/Pe2LG19Qsz

— 𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼 (@ass_beaters) May 24, 2024

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/24/opinion/elon-musk-spacex-brownsville-texas.html

tht stry mde me sd. :(

[deep breath] ahhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha pic.twitter.com/JH0fDTCk8E

— adrian (@crawf34) May 30, 2024

thats bad lol

the truck
the truck
the truck is on fire
we won't give you water
we'll let the motherfucker burn

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOttPsxW4AAMhf3?format=jpg&name=medium

very impressive, smart

These things are so useless. 😝 pic.twitter.com/Mq4QXaxfaJ

— StrictlyChristo  🇺🇦🌻 (@StrictlyChristo) May 28, 2024

it's like driving a vehicle from Starfox

enhance

https://i.imgur.com/YVyI4YA.png

https://i.imgur.com/DaNOzyX.png

i searched twitter for cybertruck looking for that last post and the results are just all cyber fails lol, on elons own site, rude

#notalltrucks

🖼

he claims this is "satire" in the comments there

(the tech optimist right's (mis)use of the word "satire" to mean "a lie or trolling" is a bizarre thing that could be a thread on its own)

engagement farming is just basically the social media version of old school internet trolling but the sheer volume of people doing it is exhausting, and half of them aren't even monetizing it in any direct or tangential way.

like you got 300 people really angry with a tweet and made no money off of it, congratulations!

its so satire that he went back to pick up something heavier

Cybertruck with a full pallet of ceramic tile, right around 2000 pounds handles it nicely! For all the folks that didn’t like my massive load of mulch, I picked up! @cybertruck @Tesla @elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog @thecybersurg @squawksquare @DirtyTesLa @Teslaconomics… pic.twitter.com/EMOPEkcoK0

— Merle Somero (@MerleSomero) May 30, 2024

Now make it do more truck things

lmao

https://x.com/TeslaBoomerMama/status/1796191742867255465

he's working hard to get a douchebag bingo

I use my real truck on the weekends pic.twitter.com/H0XT6NkK6W

— Merle Somero (@MerleSomero) May 30, 2024

https://i.ibb.co/2n14LC8/GO1a6u-RXs-AALO-D.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/cxzyxGG/GO1a6u-HW0-AAKXq8.jpg

another car came too close, the one thing no one could have predicted, not robot, not tycoon, no one!

another masterful gambit!

i would call bs on that one but its always real no one has to make anything up

There's eight cameras on a Tesla, lets see footage of the wreck

surprised tesla hasnt already paid him to take this one down

Another car came to close, autopilot swerved so missed the other car and flipped over a few times, slid across the motor way on the roof and flipped back onto the tires. All a bit of a blur for me but I'm told it was a sight to be seen from the outside 👌🏻

— Simon Pollock (née Tesla Light Shows) (@Teslalightshows) May 30, 2024

All that tweet makes me think of is this classic

18. One day, driving us to our great-aunt's house, Chris took a wrong turn onto a one-way street. He averted there oncoming cars and narrowly avoided a collision with a parked one before finally making it down the block and turning the correct way. There was about a minute of silence, while my mother and I could finally breathe again (my brother, who was less than a year old, was also in the car).
Suddenly, Chris beamed. "Man!" he said. "I must be the best fucking driver in the world! Anyone else would have gotten into in accident, but I avoided all those cars [that were headed straight at me because I was stupid enough to make a wrong turn on a fucking one-way residential street], and none of us got hurt." He concluded cockily: "I'm a great fucking driver."

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, May 6, 2003 4:06 PM bookmarkflaglink