Someone tell starmer that strict anti-harp legislation is a surefire winner with his target voters
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:35 (two weeks ago) link
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jesus wept
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 09:31 (five days ago) link
I think you mean "Jezzy w"
― new wave of pictish heavy metal (Matt #2), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 10:58 (five days ago) link
50/50 on whether that is intended as savage mockery
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 11:14 (five days ago) link
Perfect for the Relly Engz thread
― glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 11:23 (five days ago) link
wait what is 'salad cream'?
nevermind, I don't wanna know
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:21 (five days ago) link
it's great is what it is
― i love a man in a unicorn (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:24 (five days ago) link
A variant on mayonnaise (no oil, or less oil).
― nickn, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:36 (five days ago) link
I didn't even know what mayonnaise was when I was a kid, even "egg mayonnaise" sandwiches were made with salad cream.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:37 (five days ago) link
I thought mayo and salad dressing were the same thing as a kid, and at a shockingly old age I finally googled it and discovered salad dressing is made without egg yolks.
― nickn, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:43 (five days ago) link
yeah, "kid" in my case was probably well into my late 20's, lol
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:48 (five days ago) link
salad cream is like a runny, more vinegary mayo. best in a (*vegan) fish finger sandwich with a bit of lettuce, its acidity helps it cut through better than mayo
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 20:04 (five days ago) link
huh, perhaps like our Miracle Whip but it's actually kinda sweet
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 20:13 (five days ago) link
miracle whip is an abomination, salad cream is ok
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 20:24 (five days ago) link
You want some real England eh?
2 people going to the Food Bank, who are they voting for?Conservatives, "They have helped us more than anybody.""I'd be so gutted if Rishi Sunak lost"pic.twitter.com/MyhYKMCCMx— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) May 27, 2024
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 21:06 (five days ago) link
Yes, I saw that the other day!
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 21:21 (five days ago) link
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my stepdad sent me this short article about Dewsbury from the Hudds Daily Examiner to cheer me up. It opens with "It's a shithole - that's your headline".
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 30 May 2024 10:09 (three days ago) link