Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post on the "Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here" thread - put them here

Do you even differentiate between what you post on the actual threads and what you put here? Is it just a random percentage? Is this so we can all have a look-see at the angel's share of your fine barrel-aged curmudgeonly predictableness?

Tom that is a beautifully written post I gotta say, seriously

Seconded. Best thread ever.

misère en abyme

It's actually just for posts you has second thoughts about posting to that one thread what's the issue here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiSKXxWgA4w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Xsj9-3Pvo

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/theamericans/images/4/45/The_Americans.jpeg

l-r: me, Treesh

hahahah

both looking pretty good

yet to see evidence of first thought tbh

if you're going to make it obvious what you are subposting there is no pt to bumping the second thoughts thread just post it in the original thread

spontaneous beef is a rare commodity nowadays

most people are savvy enough to not run into beef when the opponent has more pieces attacking the beef square, as is usually the case. manoeuvring for an opportunity can be arduous and you have to have the full measure of the beefee before making the fateful move

Putting the beef t into posing

beeefffeee

as I'm sure we'll all find out

Oh wrong thread ffs fuck you dead search function

Do we know anyone else like that do we i think we do but do we hmm.

I forgot there was a "second thoughts about second thoughts thread" thread so I posted that here anyway.

The above is the text of a post I had second thoughts about posting to the second thoughts thread, in respect of a post I'd posted to the second thoughts thread in response to another post on the second thoughts thread. If only I'd posted my first response here both my subsequent post to the second thoughts thread and this post would not have been necessary and we'd all have saved some time.

It was about bannisters, and balustrades.

slippery slope huh

^watch-list!

Oh wrong thread again FFS, can we just lock this one

HIIIIIII-YA!

"I'm afraid that I was very, very drunk"? ;)

LJ hie thee to the cluiche cheannais thread btw

Can't even post it itt tbh

Can't believe an ilxor knows any of those obv

I never hied to the GAA thread

Became a Flann O'Brien fan instead, hope that'll do

The gaa is actually one of the pillars it's ok not to have grasped in order to fully get FOB I think.

But you really should his thee for other reasons

I was going to post something like 'I was going to post something like "I wonder what musicians have to do to get a good review on AMG" on the Weinstein thread but it's no joking matter' on the second thought about thread, but it's all too serious and I don't know what offends people anymore.

Otm

EASY NOW TYSON EASY NOW

We know of no spectacle as ridiculous

That age tbf

()

why can you say "they should be blinded" but not "they should be deafed"

deafened?

Soundly defeated

probably shd've said "they should be visually impaired"

Blound?

emblindened

blindicated

i

deocularized?

depercussionated

"shown the wonder"

Oh good you two have met

c3p0, r2d2 and bb8 are bad and you should all feel bad

i don't know what electro-swing sounds like, but the name sounds like it would be fun tbh?

I posted a youtube mix of it in that thread so you can judge for yourself.

apparently

i feel like people are ignoring the baby in the room

That’s what threads are for

What if ilx had to reach full consensus for any topic to be discussed ever

was it a men's bathroom, a women's bathroom, or a unisex bathroom and was it about your dick ... and was it true or not ... and how did you know

we've been shrunk inside a flying school bus headed for Godwin's left nostril

tbf these posts have arguably been given less focus than the experience of eating a bad chicken wing

(tbc I look forward to updating that thread if/when it happens to me)

(the chicken wing thread)

Can we try to be a little nicer to each other?

The other day I made a very innocuous comment and, shortly thereafter, felt like I was elbowed in the side by another poster.

Sometimes I feel like we need an all purpose boxing gym bag thread for all the tension so many are feeling

All right, if y'all are elbowing Raymond of all posters, this pit is officially getting out of hand

OTM

NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW MANY FUCKING POSTS YOU HAVE

Is that for those who posted theirs already or for those of us who didn't post ours yet?

that's whiney's 4644637th complaint.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW MANY FUCKING POSTS YOU HAVE

― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten)

hey whiney how many posts do you have?

NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW MANY FUCKING POSTS YOU HAVE

Honestly though… I think WGW had more sock accounts than me so neither of us can calc our real total

It’s not how many posts you’ve made, it’s how many fingers you used to type em

it's how many posts about the beatles you've made

its how many times you told chris ott to fuck off.

Not many people read my posts, but every one of them started a band

YMP, Do you want to be Forks 2: horribly formed jokes 4u?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig_vkj6z2N4

chocolate ice cream would have been great, i'd've loved that, but our options were rum raisin or dumpster slime, quit pretending these are identical, fuck

Misread as Burzum tapped for Energy czar

Do you have to practise to be that much of a dick

dandydonweiner should probably be unbanned; his main crime seems to have been being right

Previous thread was locked. Please looks at why that was so.

Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

I fell into an aesthetic I call "drunk English professor" in about 1991, and have barely budged since then.

The fact that Zionists think calling Irish people ‘paddystinians’ is an insult is hilarious. It’s an honour.
🇵🇸🇮🇪✊

— Devlin Disguise (@Keefdevlin) December 18, 2024

Dave Matthews owns a vineyard
It is next to Eric Trump's vineyard

is there a.......

Alarmed that the UK food vs US food discourse has now spread here from Twitter/Bluesky, it's going to be outdoor cats next.

It didn't go so bad last time

Outside Cats - is it a sin?

OK Britisher

Condescension cloaked in politeness is my family’s love language

oh, bless their hearts

been finding "hello" more and more presumptuous recently

some folk see evil and maybe it fires them up, fills them with fury and resolve and purpose, and that is a truly excellent thing but it actually makes me want to die so all the pelicot posts have made this thread hell for me, but it's valuable for you all and i respect & admire that, but but but maybe there is anything going on in somebody's life somewhere that is not just the fucking worst

and again all respect to everyone here, and to the woman herself, i know it's important but i fucking can't take straight poison w/ no nourishment because that kills me

here is a sleepy kitten in a shoe

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otm tbh

"and the girls walk by, dressed up for each other"

-- Van Morrison --

Bono spelled backward sounds like "oh knob"

tbh it sounds more like “Owen Obie”

Jesus f c that is not the point t and you know it. Nice job pussyfooting about this grade a asshole. If only you hadn't already bullied me into silence elsewhere.

Mon semblable mon frére

Federal layoffs have struck the U.S. Meat Animal Research Center in central Nebraska, leaving several scientists who work with cattle and pigs without jobs.

And further because I sang it to the tune of the Replacements' "Men Without Ties," and then I thought about Men Without Hats, and then back to pigs without jobs.

But the moment was lost because of poxy fuledom