write your own custom 'clap game' verse

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it usually started as some variant of "down by the banks of the hanky banky, where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky" and a bunch of other nonsense. (https://www.playworks.org/game-library/bullfrog-game/)

so add your own variant. or don't. free country. or is it?

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 May 2022 15:18 (two years ago) link

Example:

Down by the banks of the hanky panky
Where the bull frogs jump from bank to banky
With an eeps opps soda pop
Your mom had sex with Robocop

sometimes at night when I'm alone
I call Floyd the Barber on the phone
Tell him he cuts hair like shit
Then I go and pop a zit

saying "hee haw, ho ho"
Where's Beverly D'Angelo?
ping pong ding dong
a chamber pot is not a bong

I saw Michael Eisner's dick
we were on Space Mountain so it happened quick
I punched a donkey in the taint
For eating all my yellow paint

The moon landing was very fake
It's hard to fuck during an earthquake
bing bong, boof blip
Aerosmith's worst album is Get a Grip
hoof wank, Bing Frank
Your daddy's breath was always stank
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or something like that

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 May 2022 15:19 (two years ago) link

What is happening to this site

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 6 May 2022 16:35 (two years ago) link


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