Have at it.
― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Friday, 9 June 2023 21:51 (eleven months ago) link
rip are boris truly u were the people's cunt i wish u hadn't been murdered by the perfidious johnny eu
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 June 2023 22:30 (eleven months ago) link
‘he's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality worthy your lordship's entertainment…’
yeah, but enough about Kieth.
― calzino, Saturday, 10 June 2023 08:12 (eleven months ago) link
It's been heavily briefed already that The Times will back Labour, and with Boris Johnson resigning from parliament, Tony Gallagher hasn't the slightest reason to change course. https://t.co/0mlq6swyW8— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) June 10, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 June 2023 12:17 (eleven months ago) link
Some Tory MP and Boris brown-noser I've never heard of has just resigned "with immediate effect", so that's three by-elections to look forward to!
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 June 2023 13:05 (eleven months ago) link
Strange to think that these fuckers could well limp on for another 18 months, they seem like a placeholder government already
― I question your commitment to the revolution (Matt #2), Saturday, 10 June 2023 13:27 (eleven months ago) link
I assume Dorries is just going down with her shit, she has several conversations with Boris yesterday (disclaimer: the source for this is almost certainly Dorries)
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 10 June 2023 13:48 (eleven months ago) link
going down with her shit
Can't tell if this is a typo or not.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 10 June 2023 13:56 (eleven months ago) link
circling the drain
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 10 June 2023 14:55 (eleven months ago) link
every time I see the two main dead-eyed freakazoids of the Labour Party with ghastly voices talking up nothing as something I only feel anger + despair at how wretched they are. I don't feel any relief that the tories are knackered at all.
― calzino, Saturday, 10 June 2023 21:44 (eleven months ago) link
Remembering how 'knackered' (in other words not really knackered at all) the Tories were just before the 1997 GE and comparing them to how knackered the Tories are now more than anything else shows how absolutely knackered Labour are now.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 11 June 2023 08:45 (eleven months ago) link
last year I was chatting with old bloke who is a long time on/off Labour member who was disgusted with the Kinnock purges and first cancelled their membership over clause 4, but keeps going back to them on the rationale that they are the only vehicle for change and is too much of a party history geek to ever totally give up on them. He was a bit lukewarm and critical of Corbyn but not as hostile as yer average melts were at the time and gave me a telling off for dissing Kieth at the start of his leadership. But now he's really really glum about Kieth.
― calzino, Sunday, 11 June 2023 10:18 (eleven months ago) link
if Starmer gets in it’s up to all of us to push him in the right direction, and i suspect that will have to come from outside the party. i mean he is a chickenshit with no principles so it’s not like he won’t change his mind for expediency. we just need to make the right moves expedient for him
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 11 June 2023 11:44 (eleven months ago) link
either that or get him on mic calling some old lady a bigot
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 11 June 2023 11:45 (eleven months ago) link
You're more likely to get some old lady on a mic calling him a bigot.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Sunday, 11 June 2023 11:55 (eleven months ago) link
Police Scotland: A 52-year-old woman has been arrested as a suspect in connection with the investigation into the SNP's funding and finances.
Nicola Ferguson Sturgeon is a Scottish politician who served as First Minister of Scotland and Leader of the Scottish National Party from 2014 to 2023. WikipediaBorn: 19 July 1970 (age 52 years), Ayrshire Central Hospital, Irvine.
Just sayin' like.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Sunday, 11 June 2023 13:35 (eleven months ago) link
What!
― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Sunday, 11 June 2023 13:45 (eleven months ago) link
Sorry Scots, looks like you'll be yoked to perfidious Albion for a while yet
― darts macabre (Matt #2), Sunday, 11 June 2023 13:49 (eleven months ago) link
I blame that shifty husband of hers.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Sunday, 11 June 2023 14:09 (eleven months ago) link
https://dkanut5j171nq.cloudfront.net/catalogue-images/ti104236.jpg
― calzino, Sunday, 11 June 2023 14:35 (eleven months ago) link
Getting arrested or indicted is all the rage these days
― StanM, Sunday, 11 June 2023 14:48 (eleven months ago) link
Given she posted her driving theory test yesterday, polis clearly thought she was a flight risk, hence the lifting— Michael Scanlan is on MAB (@ScanlanWithAnA) June 11, 2023
― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 June 2023 15:11 (eleven months ago) link
NEW: Seven hours after her arrest, Nicola Sturgeon has been released by police without charge. pic.twitter.com/Y541IJImwu— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) June 11, 2023
― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 June 2023 17:01 (eleven months ago) link
IT'S ALMOST AS IF
― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 June 2023 17:02 (eleven months ago) link
LOCK HER UP
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 June 2023 17:04 (eleven months ago) link
Last year I planned to take my own life. I saved up my antidepressants with a plan to overdose on them. I didn't tell anyone, my girlfriends found out and staged an intervention.I reached out to my MP (and someone I consider a friend) @KirstySNP ahead of this debate. https://t.co/qS3GsFx9KI— Heather Herbert (@HeatherHerbert_) June 13, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 10:47 (eleven months ago) link
Not sure where else to post this, but I am feeling a bit shat up about the attacks this morning: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-65887752
― emil.y, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 13:31 (eleven months ago) link
that, and another incredibly bleak and depressing child murder as a result of chronically under-funded and over-stretched social services, thank you Tory Britain
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 13:46 (eleven months ago) link
twitter was not a good place to try and find any accurate reports about the carnage in Nottingham this morning. I had to scroll past hundreds of grotesque idiots linking it with asylum seekers and the French attack from last week.
― calzino, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 14:14 (eleven months ago) link
The only time I can find on the news reports is 4am, which strikes me as a very poor choice of time to do terrorism, so I'd be surprised if it did turn out to be a 'terror attack'. I think Neil S is more likely to be correct.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 14:59 (eleven months ago) link
also the judge that gave a 24 month sentence to someone with 3 kids, one of them disabled, in that abortion pill case is a total dick.
― calzino, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 15:27 (eleven months ago) link
I found the Nottingham incidents particularly difficult because:a) my oldest friend died early this morning, very near to where one of the attacks occurred, and I was scared that the medical people were going to be delayed in reaching her (thankfully they weren’t).b) someone else I know, who lives in the next street to where one of the attacks occurred, couldn’t sleep and took a night time walk down that very street, an hour before it all happened.c) one of the streets that was sealed off was the same street where my oldest friend and I lived next door to each other, 40 years ago.
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 22:48 (eleven months ago) link
sorry to hear that Mike, that's awful.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 06:27 (eleven months ago) link
yeah, horrible
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 09:30 (eleven months ago) link
Oh god, Mike, that's all terrible, I'm so sorry. In my friend group there was a lot of working out exactly where it all happened and who lived there and if everyone was alright yesterday, but that sounds so much more intense.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 14:05 (eleven months ago) link
It's horrible for you both. Horrible when the violence is so near. Sorry to hear it.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 14:18 (eleven months ago) link
My non-music job is as an informatics/analytics lead for a major London trust and I have seen many “AI” automation proposals. All of them have been staggeringly unworkable in almost every way, largely proposed by (albeit well-meaning) folk with no working knowledge of NHS data. https://t.co/qJyZVIomjg— Phexioenesystems (@phxsys) June 14, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 16:04 (eleven months ago) link
I'd like to see old Boris wriggle his way out of this one!
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 15 June 2023 08:24 (eleven months ago) link
well at least our next likely PM is not an unprincipled, lying, adulterous piece of human garbage, lol
― calzino, Thursday, 15 June 2023 08:29 (eleven months ago) link
Ouch, they've really done a number on the lying sack of shit.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 June 2023 08:54 (eleven months ago) link
Now endless videos and pics of him jogging.
― nashwan, Thursday, 15 June 2023 09:06 (eleven months ago) link
Boris JohnsonLiberal, nuanced, cautious: is this the real Boris Johnson?
the Graun had his number right from the start of his premiership
― calzino, Thursday, 15 June 2023 09:12 (eleven months ago) link
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 15 June 2023 09:19 (eleven months ago) link
lol
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 June 2023 09:21 (eleven months ago) link
Jog on Jogson
― nashwan, Thursday, 15 June 2023 09:29 (eleven months ago) link
An ok piece laying out our next crisis.
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2023/jun/15/drought-is-on-the-verge-of-becoming-the-next-pandemic
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 15 June 2023 13:03 (eleven months ago) link
Pollster: 'Boris Johnson is more unpopular than Phillip Schofield or Xi Jinping'
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 June 2023 13:50 (eleven months ago) link
he's history's greatest monster
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 15 June 2023 13:56 (eleven months ago) link
Unless you're an equally conniving corrupt MP who is now free to act with impunity until the next time the press need a wicker man
― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 June 2023 13:57 (eleven months ago) link
Andy Burnham: when you're more melty than fucking Mumsnet
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 9 May 2024 13:14 (one week ago) link
I for one am glad every time Burnham reminds us that he is not in fact a dangerous radical who's too far left for the PLP
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2024 15:49 (one week ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/lmIIsIs.png
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Friday, 10 May 2024 18:39 (one week ago) link
i'm sick of this shit, peanuts and crabs are both delicious and improve my life
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 May 2024 19:56 (one week ago) link
the lettucification of british politics
― glumdalclitch, Friday, 10 May 2024 20:05 (one week ago) link
crabs have more backbone than kieth
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 May 2024 20:07 (one week ago) link
it seems a bit generous to compare a worthless piece of scum with a very characterful and tasty bottom feeding species.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 10 May 2024 20:11 (one week ago) link
evolution hasn't independently produced keir starmer five different times.
― ledge, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:01 (one week ago) link
fucking hell
What a headline pic.twitter.com/0H2nQ9gHSN— Taj Ali (@Taj_Ali1) May 12, 2024
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 May 2024 20:18 (one week ago) link
the only rational explanation could be that Wes is an even bigger piece of shit than Suella Braverman
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 12 May 2024 20:39 (one week ago) link
obviously the tories have spotted an opportunity and will love outflanking labour from the left over the next parliament ("unpatriotic labour doesn't want to feed our kids")
― glumdalclitch, Monday, 13 May 2024 09:52 (six days ago) link
The economically illiterate lies that you can't print money and that when public/health services were more adequately funded, we were living beyond our means - despite national debt rising faster than ever during 14 years of austerity. That's a really inspiring basis for a Labour manifesto in 2024. Theresa May might as well cross the aisle next, she's probably a moderate next to some of these cunts. I mean she did block Starmer from deporting a vulnerable autistic straight into a US federal prison, for probably decades.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 13 May 2024 10:33 (six days ago) link
it seems notable that Braverman frames her proposal to scrap the two child cap as carrying on the legacy as Frank Field, with these children being reassigned from the 'deserving poor' side of the ledger:
Abolishing the two-child limit would cost the Government £2.5bn in 2024/25. This money could be found by getting more out of work claimants off welfare and back into work, and perhaps introducing some form of means testing for pensioners.
means testing for pensioners is surely too bold a move for either the Tories or Labour to consider in the run up to a general election?
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Monday, 13 May 2024 10:37 (six days ago) link
Desperate stuff from Sunak.
Here’s the passage of Rishi Sunak’s speech, under the heading ‘The dangers’, that starts with Russia, Iran, North Korea and China… and ends with Scottish nationalism, via Houthis, hackers, mass migration, anti-Semitism, and gender activism pic.twitter.com/Z8TuPcxI32— Paris Gourtsoyannis (@PGourtsoyannis) May 13, 2024
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 13:07 (five days ago) link
"vocal and aggressive fringe groups" such as the Conservative & Union Party
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 13:11 (five days ago) link
Nice of him to come to the SNP's aid when their poll numbers are dropping - or is this a 5D chess move to stymie Labour in Scotland by reinvigorating the independence movement?
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 13:28 (five days ago) link
I thought he was doing a remix of We Didn't Start the Fire tbh
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 13:43 (five days ago) link
"China has conducted cyber targeting of our democratically elected MPs"
they tried to hack Iain Duncan Smith's email, lol, like anyone actually gives a flying fuck!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 13:52 (five days ago) link
New GIF just dropped....I know who I trust to keep us secure!#Sunak #Starmer #Defence pic.twitter.com/JcBPIfsI0U— Mike Tapp (@MikeTappTweets) May 14, 2024
― glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 14:00 (five days ago) link
during WW1 they set up "Bantams" battalions for conscripts who were shorter than 5ft 3in. Both of these diminutive military cosplay clowns look fucking stupid!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 14:16 (five days ago) link
A right pair of regimental mascots.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 14:21 (five days ago) link
Starmer: more deadly than a predator drone when pished up and behind the wheel of a military SUV
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 14:38 (five days ago) link
hello kieth this is your electoral advisor speaking. i am advising you today to keep absorbing the tories' biggest pieces of shit into your joke of a labour party
Just seen Mark Francois deep in conversation with Labour whips.— Tom Peck (@tompeck) May 15, 2024
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 10:58 (four days ago) link
Surely he’s that bit too rapey?
― steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:01 (four days ago) link
look, acknowledging the rumoured sex crimes of the mps we propose to poach from the opposition is the old politics
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:07 (four days ago) link
he's making the broad tent in his trousers
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:10 (four days ago) link
BREAKING: People have been told to boil their drinking water after 22 cases of a waterborne disease were confirmed in South West England.https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube pic.twitter.com/6QN057HmFx— Sky News (@SkyNews) May 15, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:31 (four days ago) link
jfc. even if there was a cholera epidemic there would still be most politicians calling for stricter regulation rather than the re-nationalisation of water
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:41 (four days ago) link
broke: renationalising water companieswoke: spending public money to scoop the shit out of the rivers bespoke: hiking water bills so consumers can pay to scoop through shit out of the rivers and bosses can claim bumper bonuses
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:45 (four days ago) link
broke: the UK's first world country statuswoke: boiling the piss of shareholdersbespoke: drinking piss
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:53 (four days ago) link
check out mr gold top hat over here, drinking a cool refreshing glass of pure piss while the rest of england has to choke down sludgy pints of undifferentiated human waste
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:55 (four days ago) link
https://www.scotsman.com/arts-and-culture/scottish-word-of-the-week-boke-1518571
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:04 (four days ago) link
Look at this fellas.
I will be applying for selection as Labour's candidate in Islington North. The scale of poverty in the borough, together with the acute crisis for private renters and the threats to local health services, mean Islington needs to be setting Labour's agenda in power. I worked…— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) May 15, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:26 (four days ago) link
Drinking shit while voting for Paul Mason MP
This must happen.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:36 (four days ago) link
@stoya come to islington north - the shit-drinking is happening
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:45 (four days ago) link
it would be a clear signal they have given up on the job. He's been rimming Starmer since 2019 and it seems crystal clear nobody takes him seriously nor likes him, especially after his (what i think it is) 4 failures to get into elected positions on the bounce for him so far.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:56 (four days ago) link
yeah i said on the other thread i don't see how he gets the nomination, even if the seat is unwinnable for Labour they'll want some low key shlub to lose it quietly, not this thermonuclear car crash
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:34 (four days ago) link
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S10E06/1238937.jpg?b64lines=VEhJUyBNQU4gRE9FUyAKTk9UIFJFUFJFU0VOVCBVUy4=
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:37 (four days ago) link
Sorry for the Sky link, but lol at these figures, particularly the graph showing "non-white voters nearly alright with Starmer until he shits the bed on Gaza"
https://news.sky.com/story/amp/sunak-and-starmer-facing-historic-unpopularity-with-ethnically-diverse-communities-polling-suggests-13136587
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:23 (three days ago) link
that sludgy pint of undifferentiated human waste cost you two grand btw
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNplZgVXUAELTd7?format=jpg&name=medium
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:23 (three days ago) link
How the fuck do you manage to be less popular with ethnic minority voters than the guy who contributed to a million dead Iraqis?!
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 16 May 2024 13:51 (three days ago) link
only starmer can deliver change on this historic scale
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:03 (three days ago) link
https://t.co/kfwAnzHkVU pic.twitter.com/0VnqPMCNDC— 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 (@immolations) May 16, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:11 (three days ago) link
Love the work of our Free Press
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:18 (three days ago) link
starmer’s key offer to the public: terminal cancer
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:42 (three days ago) link
the Boots CEO is coat-tailed cunt #6 in that 80's Bullingdon Club pic, very impressive.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:42 (three days ago) link
how is a counter terrorism securities officer in a public offering, i should learn about the law. i think usa has a no conflict of interest/no govt contracts provision but no grift is illegal these days anywhere
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:51 (three days ago) link
by which i mean it is illegal not to be grifting. abg always. be. grifting.
― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 May 2024 14:52 (three days ago) link
What better newspaper to highlight this than the Guardian.
https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/article/2024/may/18/arts-workers-uk-working-class-roots-cultural-sector-diversity
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:13 (yesterday) link