"When Republicans Get Stylists...": Let Us Make America Fabulous Again and (Flag-) Pin Down The Aesthetic!

From: US Politics, May 2024: They Shoot Puppies, Don't They?

Inspired by this tweet:

.@GovKristiNoem what happened? pic.twitter.com/YFSD3Jjq75

— Dr. Oddman 😷 aka Dark Brandon (@oddemann) May 5, 2024

what's funny is she went from styling herself like Iowa's governor to looking like a generic fox news pundit
https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2022/03/01/ap_22012039041225_wide-e230a476e1898e277c0b3241d06992baae3ece5d.jpg?s=1600&c=85&f=webp

Governor-now-Senator Perry from Yellowstone seems like a key, er, touchstone as well

https://www.jacket-hub.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Yellowstone-S04-Wendy-Moniz-Coat.webp

She's a Democrat(?) though...

...generic fox news pundit

Dress for the job you want (now that Vice President is off the table)?

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/03/31/06/83077459-13256581-image-a-10_1711861901361.jpg

She had every mirrorball in Hoboken dining halls removed and re-stitched for that dress.

Yowza

https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/ngF5UGUfbflcY5v7iE2L3aGmx_E=/0x474:4613x3069/960x540/media/img/mt/2023/03/GettyImages_1471785258-1/original.jpg

https://thehill.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/04/macenancy_042023gn01_w.jpg?strip=1

feels line Nancy Mace belongs in this thread

wasn't there some rumor going around that there's a plastic surgeon (maybe in Florida?) that all the republican women go to and that's part of why they seem to be merging into one face?

I think he grossly overestimates how much of the Republican base would actually care if he spent some time in the clink, I bet a lot of them would go "fine, good, whatever" (and then vote for him anyway)

i remember the RNC caught heat for giving Sarah Palin a bunch of money for clothes and makeup, simpler time's iirc

BIG HAIR
DON’T CARE

https://static.politico.com/22/b6/e9c6d61c496286ff8959785efab1/congress-beavers-lauren-boebert-override.jpg

she look so sad