bump this thread whenever u get a pathetic fundraising email or text from a dem politician that sounds like your estranged father wrote them

and just provide the subject line and who the sender is

"You've always had my back" - Adam Schiff
"Watch this." - Gavin Newsom
"We're being outspent. Not the news I wanted to give you." - Harry Dunn (this is like every email he sends, over and over)
"Who's your choice? Spoiler alert -IT'S NOT ME!" - also...Harry Dunn

"We hoped this day would never come..." - Team Joe
"Joe wants you to see this, Andrew..." Biden-Harris 2024