faces you never need to see again in a film or t.v. show because enough already/they bug you. (it happens. no disrespect to their mama.) a picture thread!

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i did like jesse plemons in friday night lights but now he is nu-philipseymourhoffman and i can't look anymore. i also had a problem with PSH's big melon face. i always wanted to punch it! i am a bighead redhead so i can say that.

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rather have these guys than the pretty boys

They're all yours!

Get rid of that guy in the Bear

for the record, my fave male actors are timothy carey, wallace beery, walter brennan, and michael j. pollard.

that peaky blinder up there is so frightening. he should have a horror movie series where people buy new houses and he shows up in their closets and under their beds. The Wee Lad series. so scary! ah, is he behind me? ahhhh!!

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Probably my least favorite presence in anything I've seen in the past decade or so. Like to a visceral extent. And not just his face but like everything about him.

Well of course that didn't work

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yeah, leo. i can't watch him "act" anymore. makes me cringe. especially when he yells. his yelling is so painful in a bad way. like tom cruise yelling. or tom hanks yelling. big rich baby yells.

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lotta really expensive haircuts itt

Lotta men itt?

so far! who knows what the future will bring...

for the record, my fave male actors are timothy carey, wallace beery, walter brennan, and michael j. pollard.

― scott seward, Friday, May 17, 2024 10:28 AM

I love you, my man, but you need male glamour in your life

like, don't you wanna bone Jake Gyllenhaal or Paul Newman

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so basically all current actors?

I almost turned off Fallout when Michael Rapaport showed up. Luckily he died right away.

my nemesis
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"like, don't you wanna bone Jake Gyllenhaal or Paul Newman"

cary grant. jeff bridges in american heart. paul newman anywhere anytime. well, okay, maybe not right at the end there...

like, don't you wanna bone Jake Gyllenhaal or Paul Newman

― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, May 17, 2024 11:40 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

No to JK
YES to PN because he was literally the handsomest man to ever exist imo.

He was just unreal.

Jonah Hill otm

I meant no to JG. No clue who JK is.

speaking of James Purdy, Alfred, the closest Narrow Rooms vibe I have ever gotten watching t.v. is watching Cole Hauser in Yellowstone. that show is just raging and roiling underneath with all the bunkhouse branding action. oof. he could totally play the The Renderer in a movie version.

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sorry that's Eric Church

this was the copy i bought at Borders in the 90s. i still want a first edition hardcover though.

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so basically all current actors?

― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 17 May 2024 15:41 (one hour ago) link

In the spirit of bucking that trend

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Make one other face, George. Contort those features into any different, less wooden expression. Please. I know you have it in you.

he was embarrassed of his smile!

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So bizarre! And unnecessary! That's like the most appealing photograph of his that I've seen. For someone who started their career as a dancer, he was so dang restrained and perversely unshowy.

Missy Pyle. I don't know how to host pics anymore so Google her but her face is just - I feel bad saying this but she looks mean. Like I would be scared to meet her because she has mean lady face.

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holy shit, I didn't intend that to be life sized

ahhhh! my eyes have been branded!!!!

My Heady Weady

poor katy perry. i still actually think that whenever i think of her married to that guy. she's better off with da bloompps.

Some of you are absolutely 100% dead on, others of you just must really not like good acting.

Get Him to the Greek was never great but feels extremely cursed in retrospect with Brand, Hill, and Diddy.

Some of you are absolutely 100% dead on, others of you just must really not like good acting.

^^^^^ Jack Black's #1 fan ^^^^^^^

Get Him to the Greek was never great but feels extremely cursed in retrospect with Brand, Hill, and Diddy.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Friday, May 17, 2024 4:20 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Also Mario Lopez and T.J. Miller

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fuck that horribly unfunny guy

Hey, with Dabney Coleman gone, Larroquette is our TV Asshole Elder...

She's never done anything on me, I don't know a thing about her, never seen her interviewed, but I just cannot stand Lily James.
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