Contextually fragile aphorisms you like (or would like) to deploy in the wrong context, maybe with an arched eyebrow or obnoxious smirk

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There's a lot of sayings, maybe even most of them, that are not only not profound but hilarious/assholish to say in a lot of circumstances, maybe even most of them!

I never got the nerve to drop "that which does not kill you makes you stronger" when someone stubs their toe or steps on a lego though.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 15:53 (eight months ago) link

Yes, save that one for a funeral

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 15:57 (eight months ago) link

"gone to a better place..." under breath "... SIX FEET UNDER AMIRITE?!"

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 16:07 (eight months ago) link

"Looks like the shoe's on the other foot!" when putting on shoes normally.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 13 June 2024 02:57 (eight months ago) link

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet"

(so I took his shoes)

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 13 June 2024 03:00 (eight months ago) link

"You have to walk a mile in another man's shoes..." while putting on gross bowling rentals.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 14 June 2024 19:20 (eight months ago) link

singing "These boots were made for walking..." while wearing sneakers.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 June 2024 17:37 (eight months ago) link


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