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Never let go of your loneliness, for it's the only thing that makes you interesting.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 1 August 2003 05:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

New scandalously witty answers.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 1 August 2003 05:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Change What You Cannot Accept, Do Not Accept What You Can't Change!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 1 August 2003 05:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 August 2003 11:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

and then you die of it.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 1 August 2003 12:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

I fucked your mom.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 1 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

The more chains you put on a woman, the less she looks like a slave...

― JMod, Friday, 1 August 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Never swallow ants while thrashing lettuce or your neighbour's dog might mistake the moon for a chapter of Deuteronomy.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Friday, 1 August 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

somethung witty

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

"well THITH ith a fine meth you've gotten uth into"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's life...nasty and brutish!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you wouldn't hurt a fly, then you haven't had enough fly bites.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

eagles may sore high, but ferrets don't get sucked into jet engines

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think that was actually supposed to be weasels, not ferrets, why am i thinking about ferrets again

take 2:
eagles may sore high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

The more chains you put on a woman, the less she looks like a slave...
-- JMod (jimmymo...), August 1st, 2003.

I'd make a John Morely joke, but I'm too hung over to remember how he spelled his name or which of SCrooge's visions he was... oh yeah, the bidness partner. Ahem: "Bondage fans all look like dirty old men from Dickens novels."

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Orange Peel.

― Roderick the Visigoth. (Jake Proudlock), Friday, 1 August 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

There are no turkeys in Cuba. There are no Cubans in Turkey

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 1 August 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

You can take the America out of Mickey Mouse but you can't take the Mickey Mouse out of America.

― Roderick the Visigoth. (Jake Proudlock), Friday, 1 August 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.offspring.com/pictures/tour/prom_rob.jpeg

― Dada, Friday, 1 August 2003 23:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

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