Big Brother III - are you applying?

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On Friday nite a bunch of us spent about 3 hours in the booZ0R making up possible tabloid headlines that would greet N. (who is apparently applying for the third series) when he was evicted from the Big Brother house (the only one I remember: "NICK'S NADS PACK A WHACK - GIVES DOGG A BONE" - you had to, ahem, be there). I can't imagine anything worse than being on BB - do you have to be a mentalist or a pathological exhibitionist? Are you applying, what would be your nickname, and what would be your tabloid headline?

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

It would be kinda cool to have 10 ILXers in the house. Wasn't there a thread about such an occurence a while back?

I shalln't be applying myself. I would get cabin fever.

― jel, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

1) no 2) Evil Edna, naturally 3) "Evil Edna Evicted in Exorcism Extravaganza".

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

We can line up those Dastoor kiss'n'tells already. How will he survive without his blue letters though?

― Pete, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

"Big Brother House Burned Down In Hob Fire Mystery"

― Tom, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

someone at work is applying. they applied for series two but didn't get through to the final ten, but was close enough to spend the weekend before the show started as one of the people testing the house

― michael, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Edna, I wish you'd kept your fat trap shut. Now I've got to go through with it and face ILE ridicule if I fall at the first hurdle.

Seriously, though. Why wouldn't you want to be on Big Brother? Pathological exhibitionism, my ass. It's just a bit of fun

― N., Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

N., you face ILE ridicule EVERY DAY as it is!

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

has anyone been to an eviction? i was SO into it, year 1, that i tried to get a group of mates to go (can't recall which one, but it was before Nick's ejection), but i was the only one sad enough to care so much.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

More to the point who is applying for Trig Brother II?

― Tom, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I don't want to enter because I might have to talk to someone like that bitch narinder from the last series. also I am not ready to be the token irish person. I'm not a big thick sex symbol like Tom or a Graham Norton clone like the other guy.

also what's a trig brother daddy?

― Ronan, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

At a stroke, I realise that I don't really know Nick Dastoor at all.

How disappointing.

― Michael Jones, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Trig Brother = ILE pub crawl version of Big Brother, very drunken. Tim Hopkins won the first one.

― Tom, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Michael Jones's approbation is quite possibly the only thing that could dissuade me from applying.

― N., Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Er... didya really mean 'approbation', Nick? Only my approval would put you off? I'm now hovering in a strange Not Knowing What To Think At All state.

― Michael Jones, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Err no. Stick in a 'dis' there, if you will. Or just change the whole thing to 'dispproval' and tell me to stop being such a ponce.

― N., Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Asking N. to stop being such a ponce = Canute trying to turn back the waves.

"dispproval"?

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Oh shut up you big gurl. I'm not going to be riled by a typo. I just typed Southhampton on another thread and I JUST DON'T CARE.

― N., Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Glad we sorted that out. Well, it's really none of my business but...

DON'T APPLY FOR BIG BROTHER III, NICK.

― Michael Jones, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

"My No-Go Nightmare With No-Good Nookie Nick"

approximates to another of last Friday's headlines

Maybe Edna is right & you/one had to be there ....

― David, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I'm not a big thick sex symbol like Tom or a Graham

Imagine my disappointment when my eyes moved on to the next line.

― Graham, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I'd never call you thick Graham.

― Ronan, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

what happens when i'm picked for big brother AND who wants to be a millionaire simultaneously?

― mark s, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Well, if I put my friend Carlos up, he'd *so* win.

Mark, your dream job was in the paper...Executive Features Editor, Radio Times Go get!

― suzy, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

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