The official bored-at-work cryptic crossword pass it on thread.

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City stylish in the past (7)

Ok here's one: Unsuccessful rock promoter (8)

Can't do the one above though :(

Later TL!

The Chicago clue is not original- I've seen it and its variants in puzzles many times.

S_S_P_U_

New clue! Ailsa you there?

Heats sacks (5)

Id's involved in painful, er, mistake. (8, 4)

Country with its capital in Czechoslovakia (6)

(xpost, yes correct)

x-post :)

I can't think of any more just now - will go trawling through my newspaper recycling box and come back later.

(this thread has saved work)

x-post okay: 'I have recognized my son!' he said proudly (5,2,3)

Partly reveals orange loser in an election (4-3)

nice

Wild social do - put easy chair away (4,5,5)

Acid house party all night long

Hell yeah

apologies to fluent french speakers but a) i am not one and ii) this one came to me when i was half asleep:

'vous regrette rien, ne regrette pas' translated for a keepsake.

Wait, is this an anagram?! Gonna need number of words and their lengths, at least!

oops, was still half asleep at 9 this morning, or wishing i was anyway.

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got it, nice!

I got the answer and I *think* I parsed it.

I thought Mondays were supposed to be gentle, but Vlad offered up this:

ROTTEN ROW
Shabby Italian rider’s content to go up bridle path (6,3)

A reversal (‘to go up ‘in a down light) of WORN (‘shabby’) plus dETTORi (Frankie, jockey, ‘Italian rider’) minus the outer letters (‘content’). Rotten Row is a bridle path in Hyde Park, London.

I'm supposed to know that "Italian rider" = some jockey I've never heard of, and then take the outside letters off that? GTFO

I'd never heard of Rotten Row either, but that's my shortcoming I guess.

Seems a little too indirect, but his wiki page seems to indicate he has been very popular in the UK for a long time, and he’s got an MBE.

With a clue like that the thing to do is focus on the definition. It can only be 'shabby' or 'bridle path'. A little research might have led you to Rotten Row, which you then have to retrofit around the other stuff.

For what it's worth I'd say Frankie Dettori is perhaps the most famous jockey in the UK and probably the only one that a lot of people (i.e. non horse racing fans) could name (myself included). The only other contender I can think of might be Lester Piggott. I'd never get a clue like that though.

My biggest problem is that it's a vague definition by one example. "Italian rider" doesn't denote "Dettori" any more than "New York slugger" would lead me to "Ruth" vs. say "A-Rod." Maybe it'd be more likely to a non-American? I do think the setter needed "ROTTE" to make the answer work and, as anagram says, retrofit the jockey in there.

Sorry all, I'm not *that* salty about it, but I was so close to completing a very difficult puzzle.

Rapper has blood transfusion for heart related thing (6)

lol

American here. So the bits and pieces clue "Brussels" = EU?

Yep, it's where the EU headquarters is.

Yeah, but that's sorta like "Washington" = USA. Just hadn't seen it before, filing with my knowledge of RA, AB and TT.

I guess it's referring to the governmental not geographical entity, which makes a bit more sense synecdoche-wise. Probably inspired by endless references to bonkers brussels bureaucrats in the tabloids.

I also had never seen "uppers" for broke either, but I think I learn a new British slang term every couple of days.

i'm brassic mate, i'm skint, i'm on me uppers. i can't even qualify for my pension.

Okay, brassic just blew my mind.

it threw me a bit the first few times i heard it irl. you're what?

Most posh wine shops getting into alcohol-free (8)

TOFFIEST. I actually got this one with a little guessing, but it cracked me up because both parts of the clue, plus the answer, are three things that an American who has never encountered a cryptic crossword would be flabbergasted by.

(narrator) I was still flabbergasted.

That is funny, but I although I could work out what “toffiest” means I’ve never heard it used. For that matter, I’ve never heard anyone say “toffy” meaning posh (or manifesting as posh). Toff, by all means.

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Doing cryptics every few days I encounter a new slang term I’ve never heard before. Today it’s budgie smuggler.

Pretty much universally understood here in Australia, expressions like this are what we have instead of culture (with apologies to our First Peoples)

Lots of them in this week’s Quiptic: clobber, beanfeast, browned off, as well as discovering that spaghetti on toast is a thing.

I would imagine it's mostly done with tinned spaghetti, similar to beans on toast (obviously i am far too well bred to have ever had such a thing myself).

That’s it exactly, looks particularly nauseating with SpaghettiOs.

I’ve seen it often enough but still get tripped up by MY = COR. Do people still say Cor? Or better yet gorblimey?

I'd figure it out once I already had the answer but doubt it would help me to get there.

have had 10 Everyman crosswords open in different browser tabs for light relief at work (numbers 4000-9). none quite finished, a few are down to 2 and a half unsolved clues.

anyway, Alice Roberts has just solved one for me whilst traveling across Turkey (sultan-a).

there's another dried grape related clue in today's everyman and it's one of the worst clues I've ever seen:

‘Time to get up, Mr. Warne: would you like some dried fruit?’ (4,3,5)

isn't that missing something? like why we are mispronouncing words so badly

There seems to be a bit of a vogue for clues like that recently. It’s supposed to be an accent gag but doesn’t actually work

Just got that, it's dreadful

Doesn't sound true in my head either

That’s awful, made moreso for an American by referencing cricketers.

I always hate accent clues, if that’s actually what this is, like this one from last week:

Yorkshireman’s ultimately mean (6)

ok that's gently amusing tbf

This was another recent one:

Noddy Holder’s dairy-free cuppa in evening wear? (5,3)

i know that's just a retread of an old joke but tbh as a west midlander we do not make that vowel sound

So it’s common knowledge that Noddy is from West Midlands and solvers know to apply a regional speech pattern to dairy free cuppa? That’s mind-boggling.

I’ve actually started to understand some of the similar Cockney accent clues occasionally.

I get the Warney one and the Noddy Holder one, but what's the Yorkshireman one?

int’end

ah cheers