What part of your body would you change

This could get pretty messy. Me I'd either get my eyesight fixed or my voice changed. Some people say they like my voice, but I'm sure it could be better.

i am mad short and my mother hates randy newman

Brain, bladder or testicles.

Also toes.

I'd lose a stone and tne up a bit. Which would be easy if I wasn't a lazy arse.

Eyesight, but purely for practical reasons. On the other hand, being short-sighted does have advantages for doing close work.

oh god yes eyesight. contact lenses = bane of my life.

The practical answer is: I would like to be able to see things. The vain answer is: I would like for my hair to not resemble a toilet seat.

torn between hair & height, but it's pretty vain. truth be told, I've plenty of both.

Hair. I miss it.

I mean, I've still got it but not enough of it to do anything interesting with

I'd like to, at least at one point in my life, have a six-pack and some actual pectoral muscles and stuff. But then I'd just feel like and gym douche and let it melt off.

I have "lots", but as I've aged the texture has changed considerably for the worse. also temples have faded into oblivion making my already hueg forehead seem xtra wide.

No "Everything" option?

Which begs the question : no "Nothing" option? (not really one I'd pick but you know, for those who really love themselves)

If I could change anything I guess it would be my weight/metabolism. I think it must be nice to be one of those naturally thin people who don't have to think about every single thing they put in their mouths. The bastards.

Body hair, sadly. :(

Which begs the question : no "Nothing" option?

Yeah, bad oversight on my part. But in my defence having spent too long here I didn't think there was anyone who wasn't at least a little dissatisfied with themselves.

Haha, I know I shouldnt be the one griping about the absence of a nothing option cause I sure as hell would change a few of my body parts. Kinda wish I were a car in that way. "Oh, lets fit him with this awesome arm, and that new set of eyes and those strong legs"

ACNE

No wait, TEETH. My ultimate "if I had mega$$$" fantasy is:

1. remove wisdom teeth
2. braces bcz my wisdom teeth fucked up my unwise plebian teeth
3. porcelain veneers

I am totally cool with everything else! Well, my neck is not the world's best but it has to be kind of big bcz it has to hold up my FUCKING GIANT CABESA.

HOOS no one should hate Randy Newman. your statement does not compute

I have spent many minutes of my life arguing that "Short People Ain't Got No REason To Life" is a joke because RANDY NEWMAN IS SHORT but she hates him nonetheless.

Just bcz he dislikes short people and you are short therefore he is against her beloved son? Or she just doesn't like his music?

"Pod people got – no reason..."

"dislikes" short people; I know that shit is tongue-in-cheek

Height

everything and nothing, i guess. i'm pretty much at peace with how i am, although i wouldn't mind being a little skinnier.. and taller. and having a larger nob

i hate my eyes, the position they're in and the fact they're so small - like that guy from mighty boosh.

Nice to see the guid man Billy Dods again!

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Breast reduction, clearly.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

haha ilx = fatteys.

you know though, the top 3 are prob the easiest things to change from the whole list...maybe what the people who voted for 'em want to actually change is their willpower.

oooohhh...

"General reshaping."

What's the difference between wanting to change your stomach and wanting to change your weight? Does the former have to do with some ugly scars or stretchmarks or something?

Anyway, I voted for "nose". I have a rather wide nose with big nostrils, I would prefer for it to be narrower and pointier. But it's not a big thing for me anymore, I used to dislike it more when I was a teen.

skinny guy beer gut, i've seen it (xp)

I'd probably vote "voice", though that might actually come down to "nose"; My nasal passage is really narrow and I sound like I have a cold all the time.

Stomach, which is my own damn fault; then, lengthen arms. Long sleeves make me look like a 7-year-old in her older sister's garb.