Seattle + HASTINGS = Optimus Prime in a Namath Thong

ilx bailout conglomothread. we must unite and horde the thread nippels

banana slog + idiot supporsitory = for all your pleasure

drinking me
i never you

LOL SNOWPEOPLE

hey look our mayor promised us SALT next time it snows

one small step for nickels

THIS IS AWESOME AND I SUPPORT THIS BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME

i will be back after i return from the walking distance bar where we have been promised free drinks go usa!

http://www.drinknation.com/images/drinks/american_flag.jpg

midori cran cream

You drunks.

I called fluffy bear and john while they were having free drinks. Fluffy tried to
Seduce my wife.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

should say Optimus Rhyme haha

good luck usa

hastings is far away

plus fuck yes

yeah, mostly fuck yes

<3

ok, the rumors are zippin' and zappin'

Gregoire = Obama's Commerce Sec.

---> Governor Brad Owens for 2009 until November.

...this according to Western WA news outlets.

If Gregoire is tapped, well damn.

Well, unless the Capitol is lyin', not gonna happen

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008593436_webgregoire05m.html

i only wish i had texted more of you via landline

btw my evening ended when we nearly broke the jukebox in the local bar because one of my friends called another one "the kettlebell fairy" and they were forced to wrestle in order to keep the social order intact

Yeah, you.

i wish i had a landline at which you could text me

http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/ginger_optimus-prime-old-fat-guy.jpg

Ugh fuck Brad Owens. I voted for the republican woman who wants to legalize pot and gay marriage.

jj pic = winner

to rev: i know right? from all accounts, brad owen is an empty barrel branded "D"

But it doesn't look like Gregoire is workin' for Obama. Hopefully she's coming back with tons of money or something.

Gregoire will stand outside the Capitol and will just throw out dollar bills with glee, hugging herself. Diana Ross will be there next to her singing "No One Wins The Prize"

This thread has made my night brighter, THX.

I don't know what's funnier, OMG GREGOIRE TAppED BY O? or BLACK WIDOW FOUND IN GRAPES IN SEATTLE SUPERMARKET

just guess which headline is higher?

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/394748_blackwidow05.html

i can't believe how cavalier u are about the life of a child

there haven't been any black widow fatalies since the 60's!

ok how was that story approved to run??

seriously. i know a guy that got bit in the 80s and had to go to the hospital

is that in the story?

ah yes. the black widow. isn't she lovely?
/vincent price

Vincent Price singing Stevie Wonder, this would work.

A little boy so lovely
is borne in HARD - TIME, uh, Mississippi
Surrooo-uuunded by four walls *Evil laugh*?

No, that ain't so pretty.

/vincent price

Anyway, THE BIG SECRET was that Gov. Gregoire was flying to meet with members of the Washington State National Guard in Iraq.

So, I doubt she's bringing back dollar bills. No glee, no Diana Ross. ;_;

is there a seattle 2009 thread?

anyway, pls to recommend me the BEST seattle guide: somethign i can read/study between now and march that will give me v v interesting and useful info, not necessarily about tourist destinations, but about seattle, its hoods, lifestyle, etc.

thankig u!

http://www.amazon.com/Best-Places-Seattle-Giselle-Smith/dp/1570611556

tho they're up to at least the 11th edition now

http://www.sasquatchbooks.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/SBBooks.woa/2/wo/1DRjyFmVb99VxycoR3NQvM/2.0.52.7

i could lend you my (somewhat-marked-up) copy too

:D wld appreciate that!

as long as I get it back when you're done. I may make use of it this Summer.

http://notfortourists.com/Seattle.aspx

this is actually a decent book too. i bought the 08 and 09 versions.

was gonna ask about that. ppl seem fond of the nyc one.

tehresa, i sent you webmail

haha, hard to believe, but the NFT link is temporarily somewhat NSFW because the Erotic Bakery is the feature of the day

so, tehresa, if you're into genital shaped desserts, add a gold star next to Seattle

Also if you're into glamming out your pet:

http://www.nwsource.com/shopping/pet-stuff/high-maintenance-bitch

Ron Sims --> No. 2, at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, if Senate confirms

http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com/edcetera/2009/02/02/ron_sims_to_hud_yes_it_true.html

those cakes may just put seattle into the winning category!

HELP WONDER HASTINGS HELP HELP

BALL1NCE MY BUJJIT

You're not just any state, are you?

http://www.poptower.com/images/db/957/420/300/pimp-my-ride.jpg

really thought that said "balance my butt"

would have made about the same amount of sense

someone plz photoshop Christine Gregoire and Xzibit

NFT guides are good

yo dawg, i heard you like balanced budgets

(that exercise is easy, btw; just slash the "Health for Washingtonians" line item to zero and VOILA! 3K surplus)

*COUGH HACK* Thank you Dan *PUKE*

you're welcome! ps would you like some vitamin c?

it's ok. there's some window cleaner left