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Last night, I was at a party that doubled as a pie-baking contest. Classic: Blueberry custard that was all runny and sweet, apple with a bite of ginger and cardamam (sp), anything with raspberry. Dud: A chocolate-strawberry pie with a face-puckering amount of liquor shot through the chocolate.

Have you made pies before? I've always wanted to make one (and was going to for last year's contest before I wound up botching the crust-making process -all the strawberries I'd purchased went to waste) and I do love eating them, as I do with most members of the 'items with crust' food group.

maura, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

22/7 of a new answer.

maura, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Pies are wonderful, wonderful things, and my mom still makes the best apple pie on the planet -- sure, a cliche, but the thing is, she makes sure not to make said pies too sweet. A simple but effective secret.

I have an eternal regard for excellent lemon meringue pies. Non-excellent lemon meringue pies are a sign of the devil.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I recently saw a recipe in cooking light magazine for a low-fat peanut butter, banana cream pie. I'm bringing it over to my mothers so she can make it.

Chris, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

mmm, Pie, I went to a lovely pie party last year, where there was a plethora of pie, all of them gorgeous.

Thanks Pam and Mike!!

chris, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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I love pie, yo!

Chris, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Only pie I've ever made is a pumpkin pie -- homemade crust, canned pumpkin -- and those are just impossible to fuck up.

Michael Daddino, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Um, let's see, I've made: pumpkin, apple, lemon meringue and rhubarb. All turned out okay except the rhubarb: that was pretty funky. I don't think I added enough sugar.

Nicole, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

oooh, i want a pie party. i think i'm going to have one this summer because it's a brilliant idea. does cheesecake count as pie?

Maria, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

my mother makes a mean meat pie.

keith, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i want to have a meat party.

Jordan, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I second Chris's thanks to Michael and Pamela. Mmm, pie. Fuck it was good. Bring on Thanksgiving :-)

Mark C, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i used to make lots of sweet pies. apple pie is hard to beat. pie pie is too fiddly for me

Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Don't forget Tim H's Shepherd's Pie! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

David, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Where is the Pie Pie thread?

Pete, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I see your apple pie and I raise you a butterscotch!. Everyones own grandma or mum makes the best pie- fact. Pie making used to be a given talent if you had ovaries, hot damn I wish I had the skill and wasnt allergic to sugar. I am cursed. mmm butterscotch

jeska, Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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See! PIE! KITTENS! now make up a pie chart showing the overlap with ILE.

Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Kitten pie. Ew.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

*scrambles for photoshop*

Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

five years pass...

A greedy dog was entered in an eating championship despite nearly ruining the contest by wolfing down 20 competition pies in one sitting.
Charlie, a bichon frise, raided the fridge of 1995 champion Dave Williams while his owner was distracted by a pigeon flying up his chimney.

The contest was saved by frantic calls to bakers for a new batch for the World Pie Eating Championship, in Wigan.

But instead of being in the doghouse, Charlie was entered into the contest.

The dog saw his chance when Mr Williams was busy attending to the pigeon at his home in Preston, Lancashire.

Full up

He wolfed down 20 pies and damaged a further 10, organisers said.

Tony Callaghan, owner of Harry's Bar which stages the competition, said: "Charlie could have jeopardised the whole competition but luckily we managed to get a fresh bake this morning.

"The twist is that Dave has turned up this morning saying he wants Charlie to enter the contest.

"We've nothing in the rules to say dogs can't compete so he will be lining up against the other pie eaters and judging by his performance yesterday he's got a great chance of winning."

However, it seems that Charlie was still full from Wednesday's mammoth eating session as Mr Williams revealed that he did not even finish his competition pie.

Rescue dog

The winner was 42-year-old Adrian Frost from Wigan who downed his pie in a record-breaking 34 seconds.

Mr Williams said: "Charlie was a rescue dog and has habit of picking food up from the street.

"We think this trait has stuck with him because he never knew where his next meal was coming from as a youngster so there was no way we could be angry with him for eating all the pies yesterday.

"However, it seems that he didn't have much room for anymore today when the competition was staged."

Past competitions used to be judged on the number of pies eaten by competitors in a three minute period but after falling victim to the "healthy eating lobby", the format was changed last year.

A separate vegetarian competition was also introduced after "relentless pressure" from the Vegetarian Society, Mr Callaghan said.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 December 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

We think this trait has stuck with him because he never knew where his next meal was coming from as a youngster so there was no way we could be angry with him for eating all the pies yesterday.

AWWWWWWWW

I hope he tried to retain that same loving spirit during the inevitable all-over-the-house dog diarrhea

nabisco, Thursday, 13 December 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

It really is the pigeon that makes that story.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 December 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

This strawberry chiffon recipe is by far my favorite pie to make, and the one I made for a pie party I attended a few months ago! A reasonable hit, although for def. my fave was this motley chocolate blueberry god-knows-what pie this one girl made by just throwing a bunch of stuff together. Yum yum yum.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 December 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

omg nabisco

HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude no way is a freaking bichon eating 20 pies without some SERIOUS digestive ramifications

nabisco, Thursday, 13 December 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

My sister drove the husband & me to Joseph City, Arizona, to see my brother's wedding. On the way, we drove through a wee tiny New Mexico town named PIE TOWN. We were passing the time by pretending all the people from Pie Town were like Harlan Pepper from 'Best in Show,' and would stand around reciting types of pies.

On the way back, we stopped in a different wee tiny town to use the restroom. I stopped to pet a lady's dog, and she told me she was from Pie Town. Then she seriously said, "We have all kinds of pies: coconut cream pie, key lime pie, all the fruit pies, chocolate silk pies..." etc. etc.

!!!!!!!

Alfbree (Abbott), Friday, 22 May 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

darn it, is it olallieberry season yet?

elliot easton ellis (get bent), Saturday, 23 May 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link

it's rhubarb season and i got some yesterday

i may go to pie town this fall

the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Saturday, 23 May 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

there's a place in New Haven that's probably better than Pepe's (and maybe Sally's - controversial)

the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Saturday, 23 May 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

whoops. well, that is pie.

the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Saturday, 23 May 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

making a raspberry/blueberry pie. based on this recipe, which calls for cherries -- but i kinda feel like rainiers are too good to put in a pie.

bajafreshnu orchestra (get bent), Saturday, 28 July 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

damn that earl grey ice cream looks totally bitchin xp

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 28 July 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

i have feelings for pie as well

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 28 July 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/03/dining/stack-pie-rediscovered.html?src=dayp

stack pie, you take pies and stack them, and then eat them

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/07/03/dining/03STACKED/03STACKED5-popup.jpg

j., Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

sweeeeeeeet. doubly sweeeeeeeet.

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

eleven years pass...

One of my guilty pleasures after Thanksgiving is splurging on discount pumpkin pies. Went to BJ's yesterday and found a whole lot of them for only $1.99 each (with a "best by" date of January 18). Our freezer is now full.

birdistheword, Tuesday, 14 January 2025 18:43 (one month ago) link

Congratulations! (that's meant sincerely, too)

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 January 2025 19:13 (one month ago) link


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