CANADA COLAPSES

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There is a Palace Coup Paul Martin was fired by the PM for campaigning now their press secrtaries are yelling at each other He is the fiance minister how has been trying to be PM for 9 years His father tried for 25 years There has been such scandal in the last 3 weeks general and rather banal corruption . Things like the defense minister giving the ex a 36.5k contract. Or Paul Martin giving finical contracts worth about 145k to freidns and fund raisers. Although the HRC managed to lose 1 billion dollars.

anthony, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The great part was the ex would have gotten the contract anyways but they forgot to tender it.

Mr Noodles, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

This scandal indirectly gives a boost to the popularity of Action Démocratique; Mario Dumont. To many separatists, he's the last hope...

The Hegemon, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

When is the fiance minister getting married?

hamish, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

So this is all it takes for Canada to collapse? Wow.

Brian MacDonald, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well, this and Carolina beating the Maple Leafs.

J Blount, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

for canada to collapse (or disappear).... if everyone in the country moved south about 90 kilometres we'd all be americans..... or failing that a slight adjustment of US borders would solve the problem.

at any rate, the government is in a definite crisis now. the heat is on the PM and the hounds are sniffing scandal around every corner of the House.... and his leadership is being called into question. first and foremost, chretien's finance minister is well-liked, diplomatic, well- spoken and he has corrected the mistakes of former finance ministers (including chretien). second, paul martin is no friend of chretien.... they just work together. remember the leadership race back in 1990? who finished 2nd?

martin is definitely not a youngster but he is definitely capable of taking over the reins of leadership of the country. when he assumes the leadership of the liberals (which he likely will next year), his first task should be to clean house (get rid of the likes of copps, tobin, and definitely boudria who are all chretien cronies/clones/yes men/women) and bring more new blood into the party.

that is all.

James, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well, this and Carolina beating the Maple Leafs.

That was a sad day indeed.

Nicole, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Maybe if there's a civil war I'll go back

dave q, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Im wondering if I should statr talking bets on which comes first, Leafs winning the cup or Quebec seperating.

Mr Noodles, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

martin is definitely not a youngster but he is definitely capable of taking over the reins of leadership of the country

I can't say Canadian politics are one of my top ten interests, but this obviously caught my eye. I can only endorse such a suggestion.

Martin Skidmore, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Canadians!

Fake, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

So following Paul Martin SHOCKAH...
JC Vs Cabinet FITE!

Mr Noodles, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

nine years pass...

There is this inability to define Canada in any way except in a comparison to the US (mostly using the words "nice" or "boring"). Also, Canada Post workers are not on strike. Read a newspaper.

everything, Monday, 27 June 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

The Canadian artic is warming up. In the future we will ship all of the alligators in NY's sewer system up there for their retirement, including full medical benefits.

Aimless, Monday, 27 June 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

you dare question hanlepedia!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 27 June 2011 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

ban everything!

StanM, Monday, 27 June 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

there's nothing wrong with Candada

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

If you like that sort of country, that is.

Aimless, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

what sort of country?

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

All maple leafy and like that.

Aimless, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

they are extra dirty up there

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought you had to order that special.

Aimless, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

heard canada collapsed tbh

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Just an attention getting move. Ignore it.

Aimless, Monday, 27 June 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Stanley cup o failure

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Stop stereotyping us!!!
Please.

Kim, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

The new image for Canada should be smoked meat. Smokey, nature-y.

Let me tell you something about that song. (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

20 guys, 1 cup (xxpost)

StanM, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

:(

all they eat is maple sinrup

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/YsS0r.jpg

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

people just like to say poutine

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

poutine carton silhouette in the shape of a heart

*buffs lens* (schlump), Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

huge queue there eh

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ FIGHTING TO END HUNGER IN OUR COMMUNITIES placard in back of shot

*buffs lens* (schlump), Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

SOLVING HUNGER WITH CHEESE GRAVY + FRIES

*buffs lens* (schlump), Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

ha xp lol at "fighting to end hunger in our communities"

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

fighting to end drunk hunger in our communities

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

it's a cause

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

they find people on the streets who are hungry & tell them they have food they can eat, but only if they do so in a competitive setting w/a paying audience & until they reach visceral capacity

*buffs lens* (schlump), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link


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