American Police Force Web site ROFFLES

http://www.americanpolicegroup.com

http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/images/kidknapping.jpg

If only the caption for the above were: "Infidelity, Adultery, Cheating, and being unfaithful might all have a different definition in your mind but at APF its a category all by its lonesome. Married husbands and wives will typically call untrustworthy loved ones adultery or infidelity. In the non-marital relationships its commonly known as cheating and we can help you figure out what's really going on." (that's actually at http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/check.html -- which is funny enough)

"Covert Pregnancy Testing"

"We have an incredible staff and investigative force at APF compromised of CIA Agents, Navy SEALS, FBI, IRS, Law Enforcement, and more."

"We have investigative agents that specialize in certain areas and most of them speak several different languages such as Spanish, Russian, Japanese, Ukrainian, Polish, English to name a few. That covers about 90 percent of the worlds spoken language."

http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/images/check.jpg

AND HE JUST BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT

"We offer intellectual property protection Internet crimes Phishing network exploitation corporate intelligence hacking and database intrusions."

Proofreading does not appear to be in their portfolio, though.

"Over the course of a month how many criminals have you been in contact with? You might even be even be living with one, this day in age people can't lie about their past if you get a professional team like APF to research and do the necessary homework to figure out the details of someone's life."

...compromised of CIA agents...

"It's part of who we are and we take pride in helping others determine the facts and ultimately get what they deserve.a living, breathing, personal part of your life, and ours."

come again?

Maurice Ravel - American Police Force "Bolero"

He wrote it just for them!

"Have you tried tracking your cheating husband or wife only to discover how difficult it is to stay hidden driving the family SUV?"

oh and by the way American Police Force Corporation Takes Over Small Town Police Force and Prisoner-Less Jail

AP:

BILLINGS, Mont. — Michael Hilton pitched himself to officials in Hardin, Mont. as a military veteran turned private sector entrepreneur, a California defense contractor with extensive government contracts who promised to turn the rural city's empty jail into a cash cow.

Hardin's leaders were desperate to fill the $27 million jail, which has sat empty since its 2007 completion.

So when Hilton came to town last week — wearing a military-style uniform and offering three Mercedes SUVs for use by local law enforcement — he was greeted with hugs by some grateful residents. The promise of more than 200 new jobs for a community struggling long before the recession hit had won them over.

But public documents and interviews with Hilton's associates and legal adversaries offer a different picture, that of a convicted felon with a number of aliases, a string of legal judgments against him, two bankruptcies and a decades-long reputation for deals gone bad.

the rest here
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ifOx0LPKy5B_0KAyPHyNTEqdQz6QD9B206QG3

second pic down - Kenneth the Page boy from 30 Rock?

"He said he is naturalized U.S. citizen and native of Montenegro. Aliases for Hilton that appear in court documents include Miodrag Dokovich, Michael Hamilton, Hristian Djokich and Michael Djokovich."

I hope Becky Shay gets at least one paycheck out of this.

She'll have to endorse it over to her ex-boss at the newspaper to get her job back.

Our competitors are efficient diligent, & attentative. They make us search for ways to improve our services. Our competitors would take our business if they could. This keeps us alert to what we have. If we didn't have competitors we'd be incompetent & unattentative; we need the discipline they enforce on us. We salute "Our Competitors", they have been good to us, God Bless them all.

now the american PRIVATE police force

"violating people's right to privacy, simply because you're a suspicious old scrote who doesn't trust anyone"