one_nation_under_God.jpg

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/images/image_map_images/one_nation_under_God.jpg

detailed description of all people pictured in this work of art here.

you can have your own copy for only $140 btw

Should I be concerned that Jesus is rocking a gold version of the Tree of Gondor?

voted for Christa McAuliffe

indivisible.jpg

http://www.coxhomestead.com/coh/poses/indivisible.jpg

Can't spell Paine's name right and apparently didn't know Tom repeatedly ridiculed Christianity.

go to the website and roll your mouse over the people for his fascinating explanations of who they are. 'Immigrant' on the steps at bottom left is my favorite. Also 'Supreme Court Lawyer'

O_o

Fifty stars shine in the sky representing the states of the union – some shine brighter then others ???

my favorite is that all the black people (the ones who are actual people, not "student" and "soldier") stand in the back

I want to hang out with the people in the lower left corner of the painting, including the Supreme Court Judge. (sic)

torn between "business woman" with no further explanation or description and "mr. hollywood"

Satan = Emperor Palpatine. I knew it!!

pregnant women O_o

No unicorns or faithmice :-(

Wonder what "handicap" the child has?

no face

I was all ready for "school teacher" to be Sarah Palin and am kinda disappointed that's not the case.

Oh yeah, Satan is definitely my favorite person.

why is Jesus holding the Constitution

because God wrote the constitution. DUH. ;)

'I will now turn this constitution into wine'

ooooh I didn't even notice the captions for the legal decisions that have WRECKED THIS COUNTRY that the supreme court justice dropped in front of himself

love how jacked up the perspective is that the kneeling people beside Jebus all look like midgets.

Why is the WWI soldier so short? Why are all but two of the people of color tucked way back in the back left? Why is there only one Native American? Why? WHY???

Oh shit, I just noticed that he actually painted individual USSC decisions that he apparently found particularly deplorable. This is amazing.

xp - HIGH FIVE DAN M

xpost...there's captions for almost every item of Jebus' clothing too.

TJ looks like he's clutching a stake. DIE VAMPIRE JEBUS

Abraham Lincoln busting out "Mammy!" is like some next-level shit I can't even wrap my head around.

dude sure loves his hand gestures

xpost lol, I noticed that too

Lincoln is kneeling so he's not taller than Jesus

John McNaugton would like to set the record straight...

...by making up a bunch of bullshit!

okay, astronaut, soldiers, f-16 pilot...WHERE IS TANK DRIVER

You realize this painting had to have been inspired by santorum.jpg

no Nixon. huh.

Mr Hollywood

He looks down on the judge and pregnant woman with ridicule and amusement.

at least JFK's up there. that's something.

yeah he threw the libs and catholics a bone with that one

This painting makes me proud to be a fake Jew.

College student: He is holding some books under his arm. This book on the top is I believe the most important book written of why America is so great and how it has influenced the world. It’s called “The Five Thousand Year Leap” by Cleon Skousen.

Uh . . . yeah. Also.

Daveyyyyyyyyy
Davey Crockett
King of the Wild Frontier..

"Immigrant - Why is he holding his hand up like that?"

This was where I lost my shit. Didn't you paint this, so shouldn't you know the answer? (yeah, I know he goes on to give an answer but I missed that initially due to lolling)

I was gonna post that btw

but I was going to italicize it

"gee I wonder why that man looks like he's sneezing'
"ohhhh he's an immigrant. OHHHHH he's not sneezing!'

i like how the lawyer "could also stand for Wall Street or the Banking System." this is very efficient symbolism.

I think that we should hack this website and embed Jewel's "Pictures of You" on it.

<3 <3 <3

haha oops, obv I meant "Pieces of You" (SORRY THE CURE)

i just assumed Jewel had a song called that. if we do this, i will dramatically read the poem by Jewel entitled "Sausages" and perhaps it can be embedded as well.

My fave thusfar: Professor: "He tightly holds his \"Origin of Species\" book by Charles Darwin. This represents the liberal lefts control of our educational system. His smug expression describes the attitude of many of the educational elite. There is no room for God in education. There is contempt for any other viewpoints. Humanism dominates the educational system of America and I believe that is wrong. Notice that he is the only one sitting on the top step. He tries to place himself on an equal footing with God, but he is still nothing next to the intelligence of the Creator." ... oh this is rich ...

thanking you stan for that link.

L. Ron!

Also the man with the glasses in the overalls is....

... the artist himself!

http://dc352.4shared.com/img/4-lsqOZ7/s7/dramatic-chipmunk.gif

Paul Harvey should be in this somehow.

The "Politically Correct Minister" with the Bible looks like whatshisface, the guy with the goatee who hosted McCain and Obama at his California megachurch in 08.

Rick Warren?

Couldn't find the thread where Obama's standing atop the Constitution surrounded by 42 smirking ex=presidents, but this thread will do.

http://www.occupylv.org/sites/default/files/Obama%20standing%20on%20Constitution%2083013_n.jpg

Yeah, that's him.

Saddleback. Kept remembering the church as being called Woodfire or something.

This represents a modern Christian leader whose image can not be shown because of copyright restrictions.

MLK™

wow, forgot about this thread, good revive

man these are hilarious. the top row is great. vlad the impaler! john dewey!

l ron hubbard!

mark twain

wall of doubt

pol pot

oliver cromwell

i can't tell who are the bad guys? are they all bad guys basically?

except the white goober in a suit, who represents all of us

the contrast between henry the 8th and hitlers suits is maybe my fav part

buddy comedy material

whereiswaldoerjesus.jpeg

Barack Obama

The 44th and current President of the United States, he is the first African American to hold the office. President Obama says he is "a Christian by choice." Obama made the following comment, "you have an obligation to those who are less fortunate, although I believe you do have that obligation; not because you have a debt to all those who helped you get to where you are today, although I do believe you have that debt to pay. It's because you have an obligation to yourself. Because our individual salvation depends on collective salvation. And recognizing that my fate remain tied up with their fates, that my individual salvation is not going to come about without a collective salvation for the country." We can never be saved unless everyone is saved? I believe each of us will have to stand as individuals before God and be accountable for our own actions.

hes mad at obama for saying you have an obligation to yr fellow humans

of all the things to get upset abt

More McNaughton & like paintings, featuring Jesus as the genetic crossbreed of Kip Winger and Diesel-era Kevin Nash:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19947_the-11-most-unintentionally-hilarious-religious-paintings.html

A lot of these works confirm for me something that Frank Schaeffer wrote, that many modern-day rightwingers are "victims of modernity". Like Whats-Her-Face at the NRO, they'd be much happier in a pre-Luther world

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/1/3/137213.jpg

jesus stealing yr shit

Although, I should specify that's it's not the particular tenets of a particular theology they long for, but to be happily ensconced in a full authoritarian frudalized society, where's there's a place for everything and everything in its place.

These kinda works aren't theological in nature but psychological, in other words.

I feel obligated by "pvmic" reasons to point out the painter of Obama Stomps The Constitution and other great works is...wait for it...he's Mormon.

I really want him to work THAT muscle, you know? Paint Obama stompin' on the Title of Liberty or something.

Jesus: "George Michael NOOOOOO!"

pol pot

jesus stealing alex in nyc's shit

I love all these insane paintings

Why does he call Queen Mary I Mary of Aragon?

So is Jesus supposed to be Billy Shears?

I guess she's one of the bad guys for killing Protestants.

guy's website is down now.

obama

our old friend is at it again

I paint the forgotten man cutting himself free from political correctness. The chicken is telling you its time to wake up! pic.twitter.com/pTHsRXudr0

— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) May 14, 2018

Ok, so this is the right thread...

https://i.imgur.com/Y6xpXAG.jpg

Back to Merdey's, real curious of what kind of PC bondage the POC is breaking free from.

since when do chickens tell you to wake up? everyone knows that the animal whose piercing cry wakes you up in the morning is a COCK

He had what he called a rooster in other paintings. I wonder if he accidentally painted a chicken and someone pointed it out to him.

Also, when the chickens come home to roost... it's not like they ever went that far in the first place.

trouble is that roosters would wake everyone up, whereas chickens can be trusted to provide a more discreet, personalised waking service

only one saw, you don't want everyone to grab it at once

btw what's with the money on the ground?

i'm enjoying how in this one it's not clear what exactly anyone's reactions are, so it looks like an odd assortment of historical figures just hanging out together

As true Christians, we must not fear to speak the truth, even if it means we have to stand alone. https://t.co/KhIChvqXuN pic.twitter.com/Denzh0a3eJ

— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) February 20, 2017

It's just a visual laundry list of people that he wants to claim believed what he believes.

this is like Shane Warne's mural all over again

the description on his website leaves you hanging:

What is the meaning of this painting? This painting has over 100 figures, both good and bad, men and women that have left their footprint on Christianity. The man in the middle represents the modern Christian…a man...

for all seasons? not a boy? to be reckoned with?

Here's the uncropped version pic.twitter.com/38Hdcfmu91

— vecchitto (@vecchitto) May 15, 2018

The man in the middle represents the modern Christian…a man...

mf looks like paul ryan