Which do you want first? ....

I want the news in the order that the person usually means to deliver it, ie. if the bad news makes no sense if I haven't been told the good news yet (eg. bad news: it's dead. good news: i got a dog.). When someone asks me which I want I usually jsut say "whatever, you pick." I hate when people ask.

bad news first, it's usually more accurate so i want to be able to focus fully.

voted "a pony"

or an absence of mood swings and some stability in your life

if there's both good news & bad news then what I probably want first is some gin

combine them into one news item. My brain tumour won the lottery, you say?

in these situations the bad news is always worse than the good news is good

I want the bad news though

I don't like people holding back bad news

anyone delaying my good news- most disgusting of savages tho

yeah you were going to throw me a party yadda yadda yadda eat shit you owe me three days of not knowing my good news asshole

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"voted "a pony""

hahahahahahahahaha

Anyway I voted bad news. I always think the worst anyway. And then the good news can come and make it a bit less horrible.

I'm the same exact way!!! Give me the bad news first make me happy with the good news.

the ugly news

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