oh,the pain..: biting your tongue vs foot's little finger hits the wall

they're called toes

yeah little toe stubbing wins over both of these, but voted for tongue

vs admitting to the world you call it your foot's "little finger"

vs "Michael Foot's little finger"

worst david guetta effort yet imo

Biting your tongue right when you're eating something really delicious is like being stabbed in the back by your lover.

I would prefer to bite my tongue. The pain isn't as bqd, nor does it last as long.

iirc toes are referred to as 'foot fingers' in some romance languages

let's not be ethnocentric people

Yeah, let's give ethnocentricity the big middle hand-toe itt people.

After you stub your little foot hand-toe, at least you can get it away from the wall.

Also it's so much more satisfying to yell random obscenities without a mouth full of swollen tongue/blood/pain/half-eaten sandwich.

what's the pope say when he stubs his toe EH? EH?

Oops, did I say tongue, cos I actually meant mouth-cock.

alright geiger let's take it down a notch

I think the pope has an aide to swear for him btw.

but that's aide's name is cunty jervis, so the pope gets to shout it and it's not a sin. clever.

Years ago my mum stubbed her little toe against a door leaving it pointing backwards :/

biting tongue, not even close. did this about three times last month and it caused lasting pain while eating for weeks

write-in vote for biting the inside of my cheek

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on average, toe stubbing. But a bad tongue bite is really epic.

I kinda get a rush out of stubbing my toe

cheek bite is at least as bad as tongue bite. but extra-bad funny-bone mashing might be the worst...?

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how do you even stub yr little toe??