HOLORIMES

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holorime

Gall, amant de la Reine, alla, tour magnanime!
Galamment de l'Arène à la Tour Magne, à Nîmes.

L'un dit: Comment cela se mène?
Lundi commence la semaine.

Have you rung colette, you goat. Ooh, I'll. And,
have your uncle let you go to Ireland

Ooh that one took me a bit.

I feel like a plastic weasel
Bye real bikes duh! ya spastic needles

on the hitherto unexplored connections between golf and popular science publications:

Fore! To land on a green, use iron, tis trusty
For tool and don agree New scientist rusty.

v's arch it

"Accrues hélas" - c'mon what is this? These aren't even real words.

From a paper I just finished reading:

His wheat germ and honey
His sweet German money

starting these is easy.

The supernatural Obamas eat
This soup urn at your Alabama seat

something espressos nugatory something
something something press so snug a tory something

I would like a tank
WHy should Dysons stank

Aha! A sea so seedy
A-Ha: I cease a CD.

Clearly this is the poetic form that speaks the most to our times.

Cannibalizing Donners? Some Are!
Canon's belying Donna Summer.

ILe is ten years old
verily Miss Ben fears mold

Sore throat? In salt water, for cough use, add lemon to bowl & sip it, gargle
Or throw it, insult waiter: "fuck off, you sad, lamentable, insipid gargoyle!"