Name a Bar!

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I've spent all day thinking names for imaginary bars. A few of them after the cut.

Clever or stupid give me names of imaginary bars. Maybe even real ones that you love. I want to hear them.

Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

Several of these might only mean something in Spanish.

Caoba
Girondo
Malabar
Moloko
Monroe
Isolee
Pata palo
Pata negra
Rebujito
Solea

Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

BOURBON OUTFITTERS

I DIED, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha that's a good one.

Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

Cantoma
Cheizer
Satantango

Moka, Saturday, 3 March 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

Whiskey Tango

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

socks 'n' suds

buzza, Saturday, 3 March 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

how do we feel about "meta" bar names?

Would You Believe Cocktails?

Bad Decisions

Just One More

The Fall n Crawl Tavern

Home ("Where are you?" "I'm at Home" geddit?)

etc.

the tune is space, Saturday, 3 March 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

Steakhouse or Gay Bar?

Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Saturday, 3 March 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

xpost there's a bar called Home somewhere in Sac, I think...I always liked that as a name for a bar

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 05:21 (twelve years ago) link

"Beter hier dan verder" (better here than further. it was close to a cemetery.) coolest name ever in my opinion

Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 3 March 2012 09:14 (twelve years ago) link

Bar Mitzvah

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

Bar Nun

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

Home ("Where are you?" "I'm at Home" geddit?)

There's a bar in Madison called "The Library," presumably with more or less the same geddit? in mind.

Also, I read the title of this thread as "Name a barf" and have been very disappointed.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

I casually proposed an acquaintance name his bar "Jail" and he said he was going for it
Haven't seen any evidence of said bar tho

mac and me (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

"Name a barf"

italian sausage

mac and me (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

Thank God It's Tuesday

Darin, Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

The After School Special

Darin, Saturday, 3 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

The Nursing Home

Darin, Saturday, 3 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

The Gun Club

mac and me (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 March 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

The Red Light District

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

satantango is a great one.

jed_, Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

name your gay bar!

jed_, Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

There was a "the Library" in the town I grew up in, and there's a "My Office" in the town I live in now. Which has actually led to confusion about people's whereabouts.

joygoat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

The Shitter

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

Lakeside breastaurant: Motorboaters

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

on the meta theme, there's a bar in LA called "father's office", and a bar in my hometown called "the office" as well

althea and (donna rouge), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

le bon temps roule

ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

the hokey pokey

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 March 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

No One You Work With Is In Here Right Now

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Drink, Don't Think

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

Barycentre

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

Chairs

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

Cher's

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

Jeers

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

Cheerks

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

Scheers

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

Cheeurs

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

Cheers

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

Beers

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

I've just been drinking in a bar called Concrete. There was a bar near were I used to work called the "milk bar" which I imagined to be straight out of Clockwork Orange

mmmm, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

Korova Milk Bar

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

There's a korova milk bar in melb. Also a Bar Open, Bar None, and the best of all ... Lambsgo.

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

the butt

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

cat picture

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

burr

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

Barbar

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

DIng Dongs

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

Wangalangs

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

favorite color

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

Arulbar

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

the ting tings

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

Foo-Bar

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

boswell's johnson

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

House of Displaced Married Men

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

nap

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

guttural laugh

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

Hen FAPs

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

Hungry Fat's

Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

internet cafe

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

the bible

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

obscure fruit (persimmon)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

Nights (Feel Like Getting Down)

Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Bar

Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

Bar Exam

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

Tow Bar

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

Barred For Life

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Dali's Bar

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Barred & Feathered

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Barbara Ann

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

glamp

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

vatic

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

Rollbar

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

would smash

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

Three Bar Jam

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

The pun

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

little pun

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

12 Bar Blues

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

Red Barchetta

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

Bargain

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

Ha Dali's Bar would be good.

Abb there is a Ding Dongs here too!

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

DSO and bar

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

Blah Bar

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

Mars Bar

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

A comedy bar called 'Snickers Bar'.

c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

Two small bars side by side - The Parallel Bars

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

One multi-story bar next to a single-story bar - The Uneven Parallel Bars

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

the wheelbarrow

johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

I would go to that bar

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

the face of joe camel

johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

LOLs Barman

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

Minibar (very small)

Blackout (no windows or interior lighting)

Gas Food Lodging (offers none of the above)

The Run-Down (is)

The Haunt

Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Sunday, 4 March 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

how about....Ding Dongs

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 06:32 (twelve years ago) link

So Not Ballers

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

I actually worked from a club called Dahlí (with a silent H I guess to avoid registration problems).

Also I think Moloko as a bar name (the drink from clockwork orange) sounds better than Korova.

Moka, Sunday, 4 March 2012 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

the isaac butt

ho don't kno I'm bout that skrillex (Pillbox), Sunday, 4 March 2012 09:37 (twelve years ago) link

BARSE

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 March 2012 09:52 (twelve years ago) link

Hahah (christ sorry to do this again), the guys here who own/run Bar Open, Pony and Yah Yahs have an umbrella corp for it... called BarJAS. I know this cos theyre a customer of my ISP. It ... took me a bit to twig on the joke :D

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2012 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

six years pass...

The Crown & Anchor

calstars, Friday, 18 May 2018 23:34 (six years ago) link


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