Kendrick Lamar will kill your favorite rapper for money

that's what she said

certified crocodiles

Heh, was listening to Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten" and the Spotify algorithm follows it up with "Not Like Us."

spotify is always queuing it up when i am listening to other stuff. someone over there must hate drake lol.

it's a great song. i think the verse comparing drake to slave traders due to his collaborations wtih atlanta rappers is kind of a stretch though.

he went wikipedia on his ass

was having a joke that drendrick has so fully eviscerated krake that the only next logical step for drendrick is start wiki editing beef. drendrick's so thorough that he's probably been a lurking wiki megamod editor since like 8th grade or smthg idk. fucken drendrick, go figure.

i like the atlanta verse. might be a stretch, but it sounds cool *shrug*

the Atlanta verse rules rap is about saying some fly shit not a history class

fr

also Kendrick otm re Drake trading in authenticity, colleague vs colonizer is...a catchy way of putting it

and it responds to drake saying “you’re rapping like you’re trying to free the slaves” in “family matters”

honestly still one of my favorite Drake zings came from the Drake thread here many years ago (not trying to blow smoke, ums, it was funny!)
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Drake takes a reasonably decent looking suit and still manages to make it look dorky by way of the exposed tie end.

― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:00 PM bookmarkflaglink

yeah but aren't you never supposed to button the bottom button of a suit jacket?? i struggle with these issues too, that's why take care resonates with me

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:03 PM bookmarkflaglink

lol

Hahaha

hah

I was being a dork the other day and was pondering whether carpetbagger would be more accurate than colonizer but nobody outside of a high school history teacher is going to get that ref and colonizer is in the current vernacular and also hits harder

Also Drake is a foreigner

he’s no dirty white boy but I tire of people trying to make him a juke box hero

not like us is great obv, both as a bop and as a chess move, but good lord euphoria just keeps getting better and better

it's come to my attention that Thomas Chatterton Williams has weighed in on this, and the ATL colonizer bit is, it turns out, antisemitic ;_;

he has a personal stake in this since rap music made him abuse his girlfriend

god I hope he doesn't start colonizing now that he's heard this song

Why can’t it be read on more than one level?

— Thomas Chatterton Williams (@thomaschattwill) May 19, 2024

kendrick please get in a beef with thomas chatterton williams

thomas got a weird case, why is he around?

Chatteron will beat him with 15,000 books

I saw a clip of Joe Budden (the worst person you know made a good point onion hyperlink) where he pointed out that "Not Like Us" tailor made to be a HBCU marching band classic this fall

omg

(the worst person you know made a good point onion hyperlink)

lol what does this even mean?

if you're implying joe budden is a terrible person, yes definitely.

ephemera- potential move for kendrick:
commit so fully to the whole thing that he relocates to atl permanently. the proper lead single for his next album is yet another knockout blow, this one written specifically to be played only by hbcu marching bands and ends up like the "tusk" of morehouse or smthg idk we're in uncharted waters here and kendrick is a fucking psychopath.

but like a cartoony bizarro world anti-psychopath, conducting weird social experiments. #zombiedrake

sorry! i was referencing this and it was actually clickhole not the onion

https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/

, without any warning,

lol THE AUDACITY

but yeah, he's got a point. thx for the laugh.

Unfortunately I have picked up multiple verbal stims from Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" and none of them are appropriate to say in public

— Ebeggin (@ebeggin1) May 21, 2024

certified alligator, certified crocodile

Can't get the KidzBop version out of my head now.

Hey Drake, I hear you like gum.