Do you think that a brooding Tony Kanal cruises his neighborhood aimlessly in the hours just before dawn in a silver Ferrari, listening to “Cool” by Gwen Stefani on repeat?

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
The past is a foreign country, and Tony Kanal lives in the now 4
Yes 3
Yes, but while puffing on a disposable vape 3
No 2
Yes, but while chain-smoking Kools 2
Do you agree with David Browne, who upon hearing this song declared Stefani “a glacial '80s synthpop zombie,” as if tha 1
Yes, but while wearing a bathrobe modeled on a Zach Morris shirt 1
Yes, but only after picking up Gwen Stefani, who is suffering from insomnia and can’t help but sing along with too much 0
Hell no 0
I don’t care about any of this and want to dunk on Gwen Stefani and/or No Doubt 0


The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 11 December 2022 13:06 (two years ago) link

“Too much feeling,” that should read

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 11 December 2022 13:09 (two years ago) link

And the second to last one should read:

“Do you agree with David Browne, who upon hearing this song declared Stefani “a glacial '80s synthpop zombie,” as if that’s a bad thing?”

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 11 December 2022 13:10 (two years ago) link

The same David Browne, reviewing one of those ubiquitous Living in Oblivion comps in 1994, said he recalled watching MTV in college and thinking, what are these horrors in makeup from England?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 December 2022 13:57 (two years ago) link

Don’t Speak is a better song about Tony Kanal.

bit high, bitch (gyac), Sunday, 11 December 2022 14:32 (two years ago) link

voted no because the ferrari is yellow

rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 December 2022 14:42 (two years ago) link

Fair

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 11 December 2022 14:46 (two years ago) link

A fun future thread idea might be “videos that play, very self consciously, on the divide between the front person and the rest of the band)

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 12 December 2022 00:27 (two years ago) link

great thread.

voted "tony kanal lives in the now" because it made me laugh most but I don't believe that

verhexen, Monday, 12 December 2022 12:44 (two years ago) link

great song

boxedjoy, Saturday, 17 December 2022 16:34 (two years ago) link

voted “yes w vape”

the late great, Saturday, 17 December 2022 17:31 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 18 December 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link

"Disposable vape" probably the correct answer but a simple "yes" leaves more to the imagination

Vinnie, Sunday, 18 December 2022 00:25 (two years ago) link

I am probably the only person in the world who wonders about these things

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 18 December 2022 00:44 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link


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