ilm worst nightmare threads

threads that don't actually exist but you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole, no mentions of specific posters allowed, unless they are dearly departed a-listers such as geir

"compare/contrast: fantano, perpetua, xgau?"

tipping: that’s where i’m a viking

"itt AI imagines what it would be like if Corbin Bernsen sang for Bachman Turner Overdrive"

"Show us your effects pedals"

Reveal your uncool liberal beliefs here

"say something cruel and upsetting about another ilxor"

Geir Hongro: Ready, Hot, and Legal!

xpost CaAL-
i was very close to starting a "make a song lyric more offensive" thread.

Any thread that promised a pressing shoot-out.

"Who of these three singer/songwriters probably has the most distended butthole?"

"is it racist to like Mike Oldfield?"

why stop there? i say never click on any link that includes the word "distended."

"new CocoRosie album"

"Let's talk at length about garage rock bands from the 90s"

"Let's talk at length about ska punk bands from the 90s"

"Let's talk at length about pop punk bands from the 90s"

"Let's talk at length about Eastenders Leftfield Downtempo Sheffield Rave Football Bobbins...from the 90s"

"wet leg: C/D"

what is going on in your defecatory life

to be fair those things i named aren't my worst nightmare or anything. just threads i would probably avoid. but i do check out threads for things that i'm not into. just to see how people talk about things. i like learning.