Embarrassing gaps in musical knowledge

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Okay, everyone is quick to list their "guilty pleasures," but what I'm looking for here are things you feel guilty for having never heard. Gaps in knowledge that you're embarrassed to admit to, like "I've never heard Talk Talk's _Laughing Stock_" or "I've never heard any German music from the 70s." No one has time to check out everything. So what are you afraid to admit you haven't heard?

Mark Richardson, Wednesday, 24 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Ok, let me think... I feel guilty for not having heard Pet Sounds until recently! I've never listened to New Order! (Quite a broad gap) I don't know much about blues and basing on what I've heard I think that I really ought to make up for this...

That's all, more or less!

Simona Oltolina, Wednesday, 24 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Can I feel guilty about wasting time with things I should have been listening to that turned out to be garbage? In which case, I have a LOT of guilt.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Operation: Mindcrime by Queensryche.

larmey, Wednesday, 24 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

I've certainly never heard New Order, or much of any Pink Floyd, and relatively little Stones, Beatles, Springsteen. Never heard Kraftwerk, but I have two of their CDs sitting in front of me, so I'm sure I'll get around to them soon enough (well, one's by Organisation and the other's the s/t debut so neither are proper Kraftwerk, I suppose. Flog me). Never heard any Blue Cheer. Never heard GYBE or ATDI or most of those silly acronymic new bands. Never actually listened to Pavement, though I watched the "Cut Your Hair" video on mute once. It sucked. Never heard the Smiths OR Morrissey. This is just turning into a list of dull stuff I need to get around to hearing at some point, so I'll stop here. Blue Cheer's the only thing I consider an embarrassing gap at this point, but try back in a year, I change like the winds.

Otis Wheeler, Wednesday, 24 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

I have lots of them. And no, these are not just things I haven't heard, but things I am embarrassed to have not heard. Soul. R+B. Jazz: pre-57 or so, post-69, more free and European improv, plus loads of stuff from 57-69 that I just haven't gotten to yet. Pre-Baroque classical. Post-WWI classical. Opera, leider, sacred vocal music. More rap. Punk before the 90s. Postpunk. Postrock of the early 90s. Indian classical (and lots of other music from non-western countries, at that). Music by women. Pre-AOR rock. Old bluesmen. Electroacoustic music. Koto music. Black (dark? death? I get confused) metal. Early industrial. "Glitch." Pre-SAWII Aphex Twin. For that matter, early Warp. More Krautrock. "Alternative" from the late 80s to early 90s in the UK and US. Drone of a million stripes. Coltrane's "Ascension". Vocal jazz, and pre-rock pop in general. Klezmer. Disco Inferno. Dance. Pop. I have a lot of guilt.

Josh, Thursday, 25 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Isn't feeling guilty or embarrassed about 'gaps in your musical knowledge' the road to ruin? Or at least to a horrid professional approach to listening to musi

Nick Dastoor, Thursday, 25 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Nah, all it means is that your income doesn't match your musical appetite. Mine sure doesn't.

Patrick, Thursday, 25 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Most hardcore punk; most techno in the strictest sense of the word; stoner rock; recent post-rock; hip hop pre-Public Enemy; The Byrds; minimalism beyond Steve Reich; early industrial; reggae; heavy metal; more krautrock.

I'll get to it all though, eventually.

Tim, Thursday, 25 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

There's a reason I mentioned that Talk Talk album when phrasing the question: I've never heard it and I want to. Also wish I knew more about Detroit techno, Warp releases outside of Ae and Aphex, Basic Channel, contemporary (since 1970 or so) improv. Whatever good fusion exists outside of Miles Davis and Herbie Hancock. Heard almost none of this stuff. And writing for Pitchfork, I feel I should be conversant in Fugazi (and 80s/90s punk in general, hardcore and SST and all that) and I'm not. A general disintrest in punk keeps me from exploring the allegedly important stuff from this era. Also wish I knew more John Zorn.

Mark Richardson, Thursday, 25 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

There's lots of country and reggae I want to hear, but the interesting stuff just doesn't seem to turn up much in used record stores. Also, I'm extremely ignorant on jazz and techno, but I'm not sure I have either the wallet or the stomach for those. Plus there's all sorts of cool trashy one-shot pop hits out there from people who never made a decent album, and that's something I want to look into for sure.

Patrick, Thursday, 25 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

I'll have to say that there are large gaps when it comes to techno music, though I am a large fan of Bjork. Though many people I know don't really consider her techno. But there really isn't any "guilty" feelings for missing techno.

I just started really understanding 70's rock and metal that for a long time I have ignored. My brother and I were on the same musical plane for quite some time (Early punk, the Ramones et al) and then along came Zepplin and I lost him. I just started to open up to that music and actually am quite sorry I wrote so much of it off for so long.

I think that is it though.

Amber, Thursday, 25 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Faust and Robert Wyatt I guess. The Boredoms too, although that situation will be corrected real soon.

Omar, Friday, 26 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

i've never heard Shriekback, but i did hear they were supposedly very influential (and contained a future member of underworld). um...theres a shitload of jazz ive never heard, most miles, most coltrane, mingus, cecil taylor... i sometimes claim to be a "metalhead", though i've never heard reign in blood, least not all of it, Death, Possessed, Brutal Truth, or Discharge (if that matters). ok, here's one: i have not heard Screamadelica. not sure if i give a fuck.

bletch, Monday, 29 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

three weeks pass...
john cage 4'33"

nathalie c-c, Tuesday, 20 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Screamadelica is the second most over-rated album after Loveless.

Myfullname, Tuesday, 20 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

The big, old thick ones - Velvet Underground, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen. I'm kinda impatient see... but one of these days the pages will turn...

Kim, Tuesday, 20 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

two years pass...
revive

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh god
every damn thing.
There's sooooo much music I want to hear that I feel like I'll explode at times, alas the money (nor the time!) is there, so I'll just have to live on, slowly exploring the genres etc.

Things I'm sort of embarassed of not hearing... well, lots of pop music in general, particulary some old classics like The Hollies or post-beat Kinks.

Led Zeppelin beyond "II" (which I didn't like at all. But still, I feel like a freak for never having heard Stairway To Heaven. I must admit that I don't feel much like paying money to explore further though, hopefully I'll stumble upon supercheap copies or hear it at someones house some day)

Ives, Subotnick, Hindemith (though I plan to order Kammarmusik #1 soon), Partch

Terje Rypdal (I'm Norwegian, I like jazz, I like proggy stuff.. And I haven't ehard "Odyssey"!?)

Ivo Papasov and his orchestra

Not to mention just piles of the "ol' jazzclassics" like, say, Art Tatum.

Øystein Holm-Olsen (Øystein H-O), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

The only stuff i have never really heard that i'm slightly embarassed for not having heard/checked out yet is newer stuff like Turbonegro, The Microphones (not in much detail), etc.

sarah mccormick (unsarah), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

how could anyone not like Led Zeppelin II?

hstencil, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

99.99% of new music.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

C'mon. Whole lotta love?
Moby Dick?

It's pants!

(best derogatory word ever, btw!)

Øystein Holm-Olsen (Øystein H-O), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dude "Bring It On Home" redeems whatever might be wrong with it.

(plus I don't mind "Whole Lotta Love.")

hstencil, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

And I haven't ehard "Odyssey"!?

Hm. "Odyssey" 's one of the very few Rypdal's that i have heard (yet don't remember a damn thing 'bout it, must admit - it was that long ago). But a coupla years back i saw Rypdal & Mikkelborg play a duo gig in Tallinn, and quite a good concert that was too. (Though Mikkelborg was the one who impressed me more then ...Rypdal seemed to be drunk like a skunk most of the time, at least off stage)

Thread wise: me got many gaps, certainly; but somehow, though wanting to know more 'bout different things, i don't feel particularly "embarrassed" by any of those gaps - except, perhaps, by the severe lack of knowledge as regards the varieties of actual birdsong. (Seriously) (So having heard too little Messiaen also figures, maybe)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I watched the "Cut Your Hair" video on mute once. It sucked.

ROTFLMAO!

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I no longer feel much guilt about the things I mentioned above, though I feel I know more about some of them now. part of this may have to do with my different attitude toward other people's expertise. if they can use it to say something illuminating about music I HAVE heard, then I welcome it. but it's often used as the basis for 'more informed' value judgments. but that's only of much benefit to me if I'm interested in making the kinds of value judgments that hinge on hearing the rest of what there is to hear.

Josh (Josh), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 05:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

holy shit, has the legendary Josh returned?

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 05:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

(i mean, if so, yay! obv)

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 05:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Josh is all over the place! His spring quarter seminars must be over. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 05:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

The whole history of classical music. Must get into that sometime.

James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 07:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

More than I care to admit... 99% of indie/outsider/whatever-we're-calling-it-this-week of the past 2 or 3 years, as well.

And I've never heard any Talk Talk either.

I will go and boil my head now.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 08:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wont even start. I know nothing.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 08:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've never heard any of the following:

Link Wray, Pentangle, MC5, Soft Machine, Camel, Chameleons, June Brides, The Pop Group, Stockholm Monsters, 23 Skidoo, Monochrome Set, DAF, Silver Jews, Tallulah Gosh

there are lots of acts where I haven't anything except one track:

Fischer Z - never heard anything except "Perfect Day"

Section 25 - never heard anything except "View from a Hilltop"

Yellow Magic Orchestra - never heard anything except "Computer Game"

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 08:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think it would be impossible for any one individual to hear even 1% of the music produced in ver lifetime, just in terms of physically matching the elapsing time of the music to ver lifespan. Then there's the cost of accessing the stuff.

I have never heard in its entirety an album by the following: Oasis, Pulp, Elastica, The Strokes, The White Stripes, The Datsuns, Coldplay, The Stereophonics, The Verve, Richard Ashcroft, The Spice Girls, Missy Elliot, Marilyn Manson, Starsailor, Badly Drawn Boy, Take That, Robbie Williams, Paul McCartney, Killing Joke, Suede, Blur, Fatboy Slim... I mean, the list is endless, really, and I ignore it all quite blithely and with a certain sense of evasive triumph, like a kid who never showed up to gym class and was never missed by the teacher.

On the other hand, I've heard a lot of stuff that I know nobody else has even heard of. I think of the music I haven't heard (I mean the kind listed above) as BBC 1, and the stuff I have heard (the stuff I had to seek out and track down) as books or websites. It's the difference between push media and pull media, and I'm very much a pull media kind of guy. As soon as something's pushed, I hate and avoid it.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 09:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 09:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

No doubt something to do with a post-protestant mistrust of power.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cultivated ignorance of popular culture is really a post-consumerist affectation of conspicuous consumption. "Look at me, I have so much leisure time, I can even afford to ignore populist leisure..."

kate (kate), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

But also, Nick, imagine you go fishing and someone's throwing big shiny GM fish right into your net. You tell them to stop spoiling your fun and go home in a great mood having lured a skinny minnow to your hook by your own stealth and guile, right?

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who is so wealthy that they can afford to throw away fishes which leap into their net, regardless of what brand of fishes they are?

kate (kate), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Okay, so you take them home and eat them. And they taste good. But they all taste the same. The Robbie Williams fish tastes suspiciously like the Oasis fish. They are well-made fish and the capitalist system is miraculous because it gives you the fish you want, when you want it! Except it doesn't. You get suspicious of the very idea that they got fish right then just marketed the hell out of it. Soon you go to a quieter part of the river and start fishing for other species. They taste strange, and you like that.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Note to self: next time you go fishing, seek Ekkehard Ehlers, Stephan Mathieu, Frank Dommert.)

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

And sure, Kate, this is not post-consumerist or post-capitalist -- the minnows I list are also making and marketing products. It's just a wish that capitalism should be more flexible and pluralistic, less monolithic.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Once again, the Onion is on the money:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3922/five-disc_jazz_anthology.html

It's conspicuous consumption, Momus, and you know it.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Those two halves of my post are totally unrelated, BTW, and in response to a X-post.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

That Onion skit is about a Reader's Digest box set based on a Ken Burns doc. It's about a pushed product that's been way overmarketed and has no use value. It's about the GM fish and how useless they are.

But sure, what I'm talking about is conspicuous consumption, in that it incarnates a wish for the minnows to be able to co-exist in the capitalist river with the big GM snappers. The fear is that one day you might go to the quieter part of the river and find the minnows belly up, floating in white foam. (And that's your music project and mine, Kate. As far as capitalism is concerned, the music we make is as much 'despite' as 'because of'.)

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

It was nothing of the sort. It was my answer to the original question, i.e. what is the biggest gap in yer musical knowledge to which my answer is always the same: I don't know a bloody thing about Free Jazz, I can't get into it, I don't understand it, and I feel like I should given how many of my "idols" go on and on about it.

Cue an Onion article about a man who wants to listen to Jazz to show how cosmopolitan and cultured he is, and never gets around to listening to it.

I don't have a music project. It went belly up ages ago. And that was nothing to do with machinations of GM fish and corporate monoculture, it was to do with the fact that I have no talent, end of story, quit bitching, Q.E.D.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Somebody who's heard The Lollies to thread to protest Kate's self-deprecation!

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Embarrassed.)

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 10:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

smaller UK/NYC punk/proto-punk
the genre of rap
the genre of jazz
the genre of soul
the genre of funk
the genre of industrial
the genre of metal
world music

I could give a rat's ass abut r+b

Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I quite like to hear more indian classical, bossa nova and some other 'world music' type stuff over the coming year.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

In my world the Sugababes are a 'pull product': I've had to work as hard to hear them as I have to hear (say) Ricochet Kalasnekoff or the Lost Souls, and less hard than I have to hear Chuck & Mary Perrin.

Momus I thought you liked D. Bowie?

I realised on Sunday that my lack of knowledge of Hoyt Axton is a terrible embarrassment.

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm often embarrassed by how little I'm familiar with BDP's music. I need to get on that pronto.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Moby Dick (primarily the drum solo) is reason enough to like the entire album as far i'm concerned!

sarah mccormick (unsarah), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually David Bowie would be one of my choices -- there's no conceivable reason why I shouldn't own everything he's done (well perhaps not EVERYTHING), and still I only own five Bowie albums. I need to rectify this obv.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Moby Dick = song I played on guitar in 9th grade with aging 80's metal guitar teacher :D :D

Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jody, is one Hunky Dory?

sarah mccormick (unsarah), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Surprisingly, no!

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not particularly embarrassed to have only heard two or three Grateful Dead, Pearl Jam, Sparks, Yes, Miles Davis, Asia, Phish, Kool Moe Dee, Whitesnake, Sun Ra and Gabriel-era Genesis songs, but feel free to be embarrassed for me.

Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Momus I thought you liked D. Bowie?

Yes, he's one of those artists I like so much that I've deliberately left gaps in my knowledge about him -- those albums I refused to buy because I wanted to keep my high opinion of him (everything since 'Let's Dance', basically, excluding 'Outside'.)

Would I like D. Bowie more if he were on an indie label and only sold 5000 copies? To be honest, I probably would. I would like to hear a whole album full of stuff as 'uncommercial' as 'African Night Flight' or 'All Saints', for instance.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 14:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
I can't remember ever having heard anything by Nina Simone. I'm sure I must have, but still, it's odd that I really don't have any idea what she sounds like (beyond the fact that she's a bluesy/jazz or quasi-jazz sort of singer, if that's even entirely correct).

Al Andalous, Sunday, 27 July 2003 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

The last time I felt this sort of guilt was about Bob Dylan as I assumed that, given my taste, he'd be, like, the ultimate person to love. Then I heard him, and haven't really felt the need to do that ever again.

I mean... I'd like to own/hear more Bowie, more Stones, any Ramones at all, but then I feel that way about stuff being released now.

The Lex (The Lex), Sunday, 27 July 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nina Simone! Even now, with obits making it into the shortest of short news?

nestmanso (nestmanso), Sunday, 27 July 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh right, Japanese drone/noise rockers are my embarrassing blank. Everything I heard about them made me think "you'll have to get to this", but whenever I hear a sound snippet from those massive oeuvres that may or may not be representative, I'm underwhelmed.

nestmanso (nestmanso), Sunday, 27 July 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I don't feel guilty or embarrassed really, but surprised.)

Al Andalous, Sunday, 27 July 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

(did momus find the three varieties of fish he was fishing for above? the first two are consistently brilliant. the third i've never heard, but a quick google shows interesting associations...)

disco stu (disco stu), Sunday, 27 July 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

twenty-one years pass...

embarrassing thing 1: i was watching old family guys episodes. embarrassing thing 2: they had a running Billy Joel joke and it was only then that i realized he wrote "we didn't start the fire". for the longest time (aka my entire life) i though it was some one-hit-wonder from the 80s.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 9 September 2024 21:28 (five months ago) link

Your last sentence contains two additional Billy Joel songs

Josefa, Monday, 9 September 2024 22:04 (five months ago) link

i know 1/2 of those references.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 9 September 2024 23:51 (five months ago) link

What’s the one other than “the longest time”??

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 September 2024 00:05 (five months ago) link

"My (entire) Life"

Josefa, Tuesday, 10 September 2024 00:16 (five months ago) link

most classic albums that fall into the category of Tropicalia. I own and like two Mutantes LPs, a few Gal Costas, a few Caetanos and Gilberto Gils, and that Arthur Verocai album everyone loves, but this is a scene / genre / style I have not explored very deeply at all, and have never felt super compelled to do so for whatever reason

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 10 September 2024 00:45 (five months ago) link

I like how Hindemith appears in this thread. (I heart him, but it's fun to imagine any hype/societal pressure/embarassment/etc at all on that front in the 21st century. :) )

Nag! Nag! Nag!, Tuesday, 10 September 2024 01:10 (five months ago) link

Greek music, I should be more familiar with since I've been aware of liking for decades. I know the names of a few artists but not much about ouevres.

Other stuff I gradually fill in knowledge over years. Picked up a lot of 30s and 40s jazz from charity shops last year then similar era blues this year. Maybe a little earlier.
Read Tony Russell's book on early country earlier this year.

Still filling out what I'm familiar with of late 60s/early 70s heavy psych/stoner/hard rock stuff though been aware of a comprehensive list of the stuff since the early 00ies. & had bits of it for years.
Somehow got to now without owning any Sleep though had High On Fire and one Om cd. Have Holy Mountain coming. Just replaced a couple of Kyuss cds I played a lot 20 years ago. But overall prefer the original era stuff I think.

I should be more familiar with free jazz. Have some material by several artists but not totally aware of what I'm missing. So still filling that in.

Could know more African stuff got basics of 70s stuff including several psych cds and a lot of the Ethiopiques series. But could know a lot more about Benga, mande, taraabs and other local musics.

Stevo, Tuesday, 10 September 2024 07:15 (five months ago) link

Also with African stuff I only really know a certain era. Dj friend of mine plays more modern stuff I don't really know. I'm aware of Fela era Afrobeat but not it's later development.

I'm also aware of Nyege Nyege Tapes and a few other current labels but not very familiar with their releases.

Stevo, Tuesday, 10 September 2024 07:42 (five months ago) link

good post josefa

Robespierre Delecto (sic), Tuesday, 10 September 2024 08:01 (five months ago) link


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