who do i keep hearing/reading people saying r.kelly is a genius?

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its perplexing. for every 'step in the name of love' he makes, i have to endure ten hundred 'fiesta's. and why cant he get a songwriting partner to write his lyrics?

thesplooge (thesplooge), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

Fiesta is genius. Fiesta. There's a certain zen quality to Kelly's lyrics. Fiesta. The bluntness, simplicity, non sequiturs, offhand hooks. Fiesta. While his albums are definitely bloated, fiesta, I definitely think that Kelly is, at the very least, fiesta, one of the most rewarding idiot savants on this planet to listen to, fiestaaaaa

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

I know I once posted like this before. Fiesta. But it's really a lot of fun. Fiesta. More people should do it. Fiestaaaa

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 May 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago) link

go and feel on someones booty.

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 1 May 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

i think it's pretty obvious.. he IS a genius.

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 1 May 2004 18:45 (twenty years ago) link

i think it might have something to do with his music

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 1 May 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

I think it might have something to do with that video. . . no wait, slocki's right, it's the music.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 1 May 2004 19:03 (twenty years ago) link

who do i keep hearing/reading people saying r.kelly is a genius?

Because people are inherently stupid.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 1 May 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

ba ba ba boooottttyyyy

I always thought that was a parody song from a Chris Rock CD.

David Allen (David Allen), Saturday, 1 May 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

Don't worry!!! I just overheard this on the TV in the other room: 'But lately breakthroughs in the study of genius have been made. Professor (?)'s first step was to take thin slices of Einstein's brain and examine them under the microscope ...'

. (...), Sunday, 2 May 2004 06:51 (twenty years ago) link

I belive I can fly
I belive I can touch the sky
Think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away,
bitch.

sexyDancer, Sunday, 2 May 2004 06:54 (twenty years ago) link

I bet Einstein couldn't convince half as many girls to let him pee on them.

Sasha (sgh), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:54 (twenty years ago) link

I think the quality of Kelly's music gradually declined more and more and more over time.

He was never anything real special musically. Didn't really have his own identity or anything, but 12 Play is an enjoyable album on some levels, and I guess it can be considered "good". "Bump 'n Grind" has a smooth groove to it, and Summer Bunnies is a neat summer jam. The atmosphere is very mellow and laid back.

Haven't heard all of his second album, though "Down Low" was still kinda neat.

But anything after I just haven't liked at all. Especially the complete garbage I've heard on TP-II, and afterwards. He's a good singer, but his knack for writing melodies (or, whoever writes his songs, but I assume it's him since he writes for so many other people too) has fallen off completely. His overall concept didn't change much, but the music just grew more and more soulless and boring over time, and tepid.

Some of the stuff was enjoyable here and there, but even lyrically, come on, cliche city on a lot of the stuff. "World's Greatest" is such a template feel good number I felt I've heard it a trillion times before. Same with I Believe I can Fly, even if the music is decent.

I don't like his music. I'm curious as to how anybody who likes him could consider him a "genius" either. "Genius" is reserved for a limited few, and certainly R. Kelly's music does not stand out from the crowd.

uh, Monday, 3 May 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

uh is really the genius here

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 3 May 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago) link

genius depends on how many glia are present. how many glia are in r's brain?

keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 3 May 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago) link


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