'Heaven Is A Halfpipe' - Classic Or Dud

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words cannot express the way i feel when i listen to this song. Its almost as if i could walk and talk and the neckbrace doesn't even matter anymore. I'm having fun and NOTHING can stop me. Because up in heaven we can all skate. Skating is a metaphor.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I like the plea for religious understanding that takes place with the bongpacking.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha. When I worked in this awful bakery in Sydney this girl I worked had ONE mix cd that she would play every afternoon--this song was right in the middle, somewhere between Apollo 440's "Stop The Rock" and Sublime's "Date Rape". I don't think I could deal with hearing this ever again.

C0L1N B--KETT, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow, haven't though about this song in years.

Who's it by, again?

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

(semi-classic)

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't remember who perfomed it, but I'm pretty sure it first appeared on the Malcolm in the Middle OST.

C0L1N B--KETT, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:11 (nineteen years ago) link

OPM

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

They had a follow-up single about rum.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Nobody makes songs like this anymore.

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sure Smashmouth are due another return any point soon.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

They're not real slackers though.

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

OH JESUS ON THIS SIDE OF THE SITE TOO

GOD FUCK YOU FOR BRINGING UP THIS SONG

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

bold words.

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Remember when they're playing their guitars while floating in the air in the video?

Grand Epic (Grand Epic), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

*shrieks*

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I really really wanna hear this again now.

Having said this, that mixtape sounds like the worst thing ever. Did it also have "Because I got high" and "Block rockin beats" on it?

Jacob (Jacob), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:40 (nineteen years ago) link

horrible horrible horrible fucking "song"

lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 09:37 (nineteen years ago) link

TS: 'Ante Up' vs 'Heaven is a Halfpipe'

Miles Finch, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 09:42 (nineteen years ago) link

FUCK RIGHT OFF. Now 'Heaven is a halfpipe' may have some kitsch charm, but 'Ante Up' is STONE COLD NO F'N QUESTION ABOUT IT K-CLASSIC. I mean, c'mon. It's insulting to even compare 'em...

Jacob (Jacob), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 09:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I know. I was making a clever point about the artist names.

Miles Finch, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 10:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha. This is why I hate crosswords.

Jacob (Jacob), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 10:05 (nineteen years ago) link

STEAL MY SUNSHINE, people.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 10:08 (nineteen years ago) link

oh is that what you call it?

Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 10:38 (nineteen years ago) link

this was kind of a sarcastic thread.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 10:45 (nineteen years ago) link

oh well what a great idea THAT was

Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link

that was your first mistake.

Although I'll be the first to admit that this song is nothing compared to "Steal Me Sunshine," but that's not exactly a fair comparison.

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link

is 'Steal Me Sunshine' the loveable cockney version?

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 10:57 (nineteen years ago) link

god that's a fucking disgusting concept.

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 10:59 (nineteen years ago) link

heaven is a half-pipe is a classic. i made a mix-cd for tom's party once and included it just cos i knew he'd hate the song. Len are great too.

mogiaw, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I love "Steal My Sunshine." It's very Cornershop!

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

I think this is a pretty song as far as failed would-be late alt-rock anthems go. It's great when the second chorus comes in with the loud drums and everything, and the bridge is pretty much unassailable:

Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
we'll be bustin' Christ Airs until we get to heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in Stalefishology
With all your rules, you gots to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill

Doctor Casino, Friday, 18 July 2008 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't think this song recieved airplay on the east coast. Not in my area anyway... therefore I consider this song way west coast.

billstevejim, Friday, 18 July 2008 03:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I was living in Georgia but I think I only ever saw it on MTV2.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 18 July 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

xp: It was played every hour on the hour in DC/Maryland.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 18 July 2008 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

this shit still sound good they need to play this on the radio word

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 July 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I enjoyed that post so much Hoos

J0hn D., Friday, 18 July 2008 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I have never heard this song and still don't know who it's by

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I saw this single in a charity shop a couple of days ago and was like "did I like this? I can't remember". I didn't buy it. Still can't remember if I liked it or not.

Colonel Poo, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

You did.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 18 July 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

classic classic classic

of all the 'i can't believe this wasn't a us hit' non-us hits this is the main one

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 6 May 2024 05:09 (one week ago) link

suburban brits couldn't get enough of that socal bullshit at the time, idk if americans were more burnt out on it by that point

teenage dirtbag (not socal, not that we would have known) is also a big one in the US non-US hit category at the time (pretty fly to a lesser extent a bit before). these songs are broad and catchy and obvious and embarrassing with clever combinations of specificity and generalizability in their details

I prefer this one for the ACAB factor and the relative subtlety of its critique of the US white christian ideal of heaven as basically a segregated gated community. which was lost on me at the time

it's more allstarish than I remember it being and I would probably have hated this whole "thing" (which I assume sublime has something to do with?) if I was closer to it but like many people raised on the same pop culture imports and socio-historical ignorance californian suburbia might as well have been heaven to us

Left, Monday, 6 May 2024 12:02 (one week ago) link

classic for sure

budo jeru, Monday, 6 May 2024 16:58 (one week ago) link

it was definitely a late outing for the sunshine pop thing*. to me it feels a bit more pop punk coded than smash mouth or steal my sunshine. my first exposure to it was on my sixth birthday through the compilation 'sk8er rock'. i was about to say it is next to smooth criminal and fat lip on now 50 but bohemian like you is in the way.

*which in my head does span from the socal stuff to, like, 5ive. i remember seeing the video to got the feelin' on the vault once and thinking that, ignoring who it is by completely, it could have been on kerrang, a corny track by a usually cruder rap rock band (i (deliberately?) ignored the presence of synchronised dancing hehe).

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 6 May 2024 17:04 (one week ago) link

The other day, after hearing my son blast Citizen King's "Better Days" from the garage, I was tempted to start a thread about this strain of positive alternative pop of the 90s. I wanted to trace its history and get into the nitty-gritty of it. That urge passed, but Heaven is a Halfpipe was definitely get brought up.

peace, man, Monday, 6 May 2024 17:51 (one week ago) link

Would have been something like, "the first Urban Dance Squad album only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought one..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Dw6q-5iaA

peace, man, Monday, 6 May 2024 18:01 (one week ago) link

classic

Deflatormouse, Monday, 6 May 2024 22:26 (one week ago) link

The other day, after hearing my son blast Citizen King's "Better Days" from the garage, I was tempted to start a thread about this strain of positive alternative pop of the 90s. I wanted to trace its history and get into the nitty-gritty of it. That urge passed, but Heaven is a Halfpipe was definitely get brought up.

We had that thread recently about the whole post-Beck Alternative movement, of which there is a lot of overlap.
'if Odelay sucked...' How Alt-Rock Dealt With Beck In The '90s

MarkoP, Monday, 6 May 2024 22:35 (one week ago) link

Thanks!

peace, man, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 08:40 (one week ago) link


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