Are you guys in the Residents?

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Lots of mystery musicians here, right?

― Rockist Scientist, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

No, but I am Dave Matthews ;_;

― marmotwolof, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i was at the red military choir (""Kalinka")

― Zeno, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

No. I am, however, Thomas Pynchon.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

your new book doesnt worth the 500 pages or so effort.

― Zeno, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

haha it's like twice that long

― marmotwolof, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, you fuckin' poser!

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah im one of those..

― Zeno, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

don't worry thomas i got your back

― marmotwolof, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm actually Burial.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't tell Kode 9 though.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Zeno, if you that Katukani woman, you betta ax somebody!

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Katutani, ugh.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 1 April 2007 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm a werewolf!!!!! AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― leavethecapital, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I have slept with every member of the Residents (TRUE STORY)

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Everyone knows that the two main guys in the Residents used to be in the Beau Brummels.

― deedeedeextrovert, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Red Zeppelin

― Bimble, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ILX: Are you guys IN the Residents?

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 31 March 2007 14:37 (Yesterday)

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 1 April 2007 08:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't pretend to be naive, Weingarten, we've all been members of the Residents in our lives, let's level the playing field, eh?

― Bimble, Sunday, 1 April 2007 08:31 (seventeen years ago) link

What do the four dudes who claim they aren't the Residents (but actually are he Residents) tell people when they ask, "So what do you do?"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 1 April 2007 08:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I figure they probably have day jobs as studio musicians, jingle writers, etc.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 1 April 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Pynchon, a guy on these boards has been going by the name "rogermexico", so you might wanna contact your lawyer...

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Sunday, 1 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, one of the first actual friends I made online had the handle Kurt Mondaugen.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 1 April 2007 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

There IS an ILX resident, right?
is that just a hot rumor?

― ian, Thursday, 30 August 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not true

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 30 August 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, i thought he looked a little young. oh well.

― ian, Thursday, 30 August 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

What do the four dudes who claim they aren't the Residents (but actually are he Residents) tell people when they ask, "So what do you do?"
-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, April 1, 2007 8:46 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

Fuckers got day jobs, obv. dog

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 30 August 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I read an interview with I think Z'ev in some Finnish noise zine a few years back and dude starts goin' "well, I was talking to the Residents about something" and the interviewer loses his shit and dude says "yeah it's really kinda not a big deal, they talk to people all the time"

― J0hn D., Thursday, 30 August 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

rezzies are really 2 guys now

― chaki, Thursday, 30 August 2007 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Yep. Ringo and Paul.

― everything, Thursday, 30 August 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

He took me to his cabin and he told me his secret. 'I am not the Homer Flynn' he said. 'My name is Ned Raggett; I inherited the ship from the previous Homer Flynn, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Homer Flynn either. His name was BIG HOOS aka the steendriver. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.'

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 30 August 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I have met two Residents and collaborated with one and I'm a nobody

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 31 August 2007 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ian, are we thinking of the same person?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 31 August 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I notice that Our Tired Our Poor Our Huddled Masses is in reverse chronological order, and jus gets better and better (guess I better get that demo tape yall finally put out, the one that came back from Warners, addressed to "Residents")

― dow, Friday, 31 August 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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