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Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Rowena was an artist's daughter the deeper image shook her up | 1 |
| Tanya Turkish liked to fuck while wearing leather biker boots | 1 |
| Janet wrote bad poetry in a crazy kind of urgency | 1 |
| Terri didn't give a shit was just a nihilist | 1 |
| Rhonda had a house in Venice lived on brown rice and cocaine | 1 |
| Gina was the perfect lady always had her stockings straight | 0 |
| Jean-Marie was complicated like some French filmmaker's plot | 0 |
| Sarah was a modern dancer lean pristine transparency | 0 |
| Pauline thought that love was simple turn it on and turn it off | 0 |
| Brenda's strange obsession was for certain vegetables and fruit | 0 |
| Jackie was a rich punk rocker silver spoon and a paper plate | 0 |
| Amaranta, here's a kiss I chose you to end this list | 0 |
| Debbie Rae had no such problems perfect Norman Rockwell home | 0 |
| Judy came from Ohio she's a Scientologist | 0 |
| Dinah drove her Chevrolet into the San Francisco Bay | 0 |
| Jezebel went forty days drinking nothing but Perrier | 0 |
| Ronnie was much more my style cause she wrote songs just like this | 0 |
| Dee Dee's mother left her father took his money and his truck | 0 |
| Eloise, who played guitar, sang songs about whales and cops | 0 |
| Bobbi joined a New Wave band changed her name to Bobbi Sox | 0 |
| Nina, 16, had a baby left her parents, lived alone | 0 |
| Katherine was much too pretty she didn't do that shit at all | 0 |
| Linda thought her life was empty filled it up with alcohol | 0 |
| Patty had a house in Houston shot cough syrup in her veins | 0 |
| Zilla was an archetype the voodoo queen, the queen of wrath | 0 |
| Kamala, who couldn't sing, kept the beat and kept it strong | 0 |
| Vicki had a special way of turning sex into a song | 0 |
| Cathy was a Jesus freak she liked that kind of misery | 0 |
| Reno was a nameless girl a geographic memory | 0 |
| Suzen painted pictures sitting down like a Buddha sat | 0 |
| Mary was a black girl I was afraid of a girl like that | 0 |
| Carla was a different type she's the one who put it in | 0 |
| Joan thought men were second best to masturbating in a bath | 0 |
| Sherry was a feminist she really had that gift of gab | 0 |
| Kathleen's point of view was this take whatever you can grab | 0 |
| Julie came and went so fast she didn't even say goodbye | 0 |
| Marilyn, who knew no shame, was never ever satisfied | 0 |
| Mimi brought the taboo back and held it up before the light | 0 |
| Gloria, the last taboo was shattered by her tongue one night | 0 |
| Mariella, who had a son, said I must go, but finally stayed | 0 |
| Jeannie had a nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage | 0 |
| Karen liked to tie me up and left me hanging by a strap | 0 |
| Seattle was another girl who left her mark upon the map | 0 |
| Deborah was a Catholic girl she held out till the bitter end | 0 |
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link
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