MC Hammer Vs YOUTUBE

he needs to do Pepsi commercials again.

"feeeeeeeeeeelings...nothing more than feeeeeeeelngs"

only one response to THIS news ...

pumps and a bump affair -- it's on, and it's all good!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Pumpsscan1.jpg/800px-Pumpsscan1.jpg

God, it seems almost like that whole video was made just to showcase how large MC Hammer's Penis is. Quite amazing nonetheless.

for years I thought he was McHammer as in a Black Irish rapper

oh man, i wish i had the footage my sister and her friend took from some festival in charlotte where MC Hammer played a couple years ago...his parachute pants ripped exposing his tightie-whities while doing that typewriter dance he does.

it didn't phaze him hardly at all! after he finished the song he went backstage for a minute and came back covering up the tear with a rag hanging from his waste like a loin cloth and finished his set. a true showman!

"feeeeeeeeeeelings...nothing more than feeeeeeeelngs"

I am a fanatic Pepsi lover, but that commercial almost made me stop drinking Pepsi. I mean, if that drink caused people to not sing and start rapping instead?

huk huk huk

new coke gave me the stutters

I now remember I thought that serving Coke to rappers might be a good idea if it caused them to start singing instead of rapping. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ykRq1V3ZcQ

Love the big-time corporate headquarters with an industrial parking lot in the background and a fire door by the conference table.

lol just abt to post this my god, everything abt this video is so lol, hammers business pretending skills say a lot abt why he went broke, wack ass mma ed hardy steez, jayz satanist meme - IT ALL THERE PEOPLE DONT U SEE

btw hammers irl mma co http://www.alchemistmgmt.com

SPOILER hes tryina talk to jay man but jay wont listen SO HE BAPTIZES HIM

fwiw I don't think baptism works like that

man tell it to KING HAMMER

plz hammer dont baptize em

Doing a jay-z diss is just such a transparent "what have I got to lose?" move. It's like a failed ex-SNL comedian trying to get a Klitschko fight or something.

its super sad jay will never respond

i mean think of the lulz jay, think of the lulz

He should just do a one-word track called "NOPE!"

lol uh uhn dude *jayz shakes head disgustedly*

feel like for KING HAMMERS next video he should battle kanye dick pix

MC Hammer uses Twitter

Damn, hi dere at the door to bust my face.

lol hammers not really mad at em for being a devil worshiper, hes mad cause he made light of his financial idiocy

right, but Jay-Z made light of Hammer's financial idiocy AT THE DEVIL'S BEHEST

true, true

I do have to say it's kind of brilliant to release a response track with a "YOU GOT SAVED" denouement; how are you supposed to respond to that?

I didn't realize Jay had dissed him first. That's kind of beneath him at this point imo - he should be dissing, like, Angelo Mozillo or something.

Or is there some prior Hammer @ Jay-Z diss?

love the shot of hammer gazing out across the water

only hammer can stiffarm the devil

think there's a diff between a diss and a cheap potshot intended for the lulz

The video features a masked figure chasing a Jay-Z look-a-like through the woods by a devil.

anyone else think Allhiphop.com needs a copy editor

I do have to say it's kind of brilliant to release a response track with a "YOU GOT SAVED" denouement; how are you supposed to respond to that?

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, November 2, 2010 10:02 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

o damn jay just got submited by king hammer AND GOD

also w/ this production budget do you think it would have behooved hammer to have spent more than 5 minutes writing his verses

anyone else think Allhiphop.com needs a copy editor

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, November 2, 2010 10:06 AM Bookmark

go for it dude

lol at the devil dictating to jay everyone knows jay doesnt write his shit down thats why they call him jayhova OH FUCK WAIT

So what I took your name in vain
you was usin it wrong

over the devil and thru the woods to grandmother's house we go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jwmpRATHos

MC Hammer wins. Flawless victory.