OK, so what's your standpoint on the X-Factor winner getting to sing "Hallelujah" as their valedictory winsong single?

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That's the rumour, wether or not it's true, how do you react?

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2) Well, at least it's better than the usual 'My Moment is now" bobbins SCowell earnfest 7
4) Hate that song as much as.. 5
1) Sacriledge - (whoever wins) 4
3) A decent song number one at christmas? Hray. 3


Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2008 11:06 (sixteen years ago) link

#2 with a bullet

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 1 December 2008 11:08 (sixteen years ago) link

put this in the other thread:

Am I the only one who thinks that Hallelujah is

a)a brilliant song to pick for the sort of faux-holy triumphalism that usually characterizes the winner's song

and

b) not surprising or newly 'demeaning' at all given the song's place in recent culture as catch-all signifier of faux-holy significance?

― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Monday, December 1, 2008 11:21 AM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Manchego Bay (G00blar), Monday, 1 December 2008 11:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Well, I was going to say, it's just a longer version of "Oh, darling Grace I love your face I've seen you in you nightie When the moonlight flits Across your tits, oh jesus christ almighty" as per the second world war song, more recently interepreted by Derek and Clive.

― Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2008 11:24 (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's like spinning sets of plates, this!

Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2008 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I think it most suits Diana in the fact that its kinda understated (for the most part) and if done properly, she could pull it off. The rest would try and make a big spectacle out of it and make a giant mess. I don't understand why the hell they can't pick seperate songs for each of them (or craaaaaaazy idea, write an original for them like Girls Aloud had.)

a hoy hoy, Monday, 1 December 2008 11:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Diana did it as here audition piece.

Which is where the controversy has been artificially manufactured fanned.

Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2008 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Long-winded but relevant.

Manchego Bay (G00blar), Monday, 1 December 2008 11:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I can't wait to hear hedgehog boy's version of this.

Home made ectoplasm (I am using your worlds), Monday, 1 December 2008 11:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.clapclap.org/pics/coversgraph.jpg

nicked from above link

Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2008 11:43 (sixteen years ago) link

(xpost) it would be fantastic if he used the schoolboy lyrics ("teacher wacked me with a ruler", etc.). Actually, no, wait a minute, it would be crap.

snoball, Monday, 1 December 2008 11:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Gooblar OTM really.

Matt DC, Monday, 1 December 2008 11:50 (sixteen years ago) link

is this because katherine jenkins sings it on her new album? (see tv adverts)

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 1 December 2008 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I am strongly in favor of anything that earns Leonard Cohen money

J0hn D., Monday, 1 December 2008 14:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, but Ktherine Jenekins though?

I mean, she seems nice enough, and I wish her no harm, but blimey, when she sings! It's like a car alarm going off!

When she sang that dueet with rhydian, all the peoeple's locateable keyrings got found!

Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2008 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Damn scronky e key!

Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2008 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Curious link, gooblar, but a good one. Personally, I'd prefer the X-Factor winner to sing 'So Real', just to hear what the hell they would do with the line "We walked around til the moon got full, like a plate"

Ismael Klata, Monday, 1 December 2008 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

The paper I linked to is by ex-ILXor Eppy.

Manchego Bay (G00blar), Monday, 1 December 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 1 December 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I fucking love it and Cohen's life is so messed up anyway - I like that clip "you don't care for music doooooo yoooooooo" - doesn't rhyme but my god how poignant. Let's get "So Long, Marianne" and - who knows! - "Everybody Knows" - via Snow Patrol maybe - on their radar too and you bet Cohen's lonely old cock will be surrounded by $$$$$, which is what is really needed, for LA MUSE.

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 01:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 6 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

No one seems to get this song except Cohen himself. I'm just glad they haven't done this to "Tower of Song." I'd be happy to see them try it with "Chelsea Hotel No. 2," though.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 6 December 2008 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I played an instrumental version of this at a friend's wedding, at their request! It was at a Mennonite church and there was no liquor allowed, which made it harder to excuse my three-hour solo.

Eppy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link

whoa

Manchego Bay (G00blar), Saturday, 6 December 2008 10:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Well, after much thought, what could possibly be better for the X Factor winner to do? A song they don't disown a year into their up-and-running career? Or their highlight in their stalled career?

Went for 3.

Mark G, Saturday, 6 December 2008 11:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Needs an option for "Stupid boring idea" so I guess 4 is closest to that.

Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 December 2008 11:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 7 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Can I change my mind?

Mark G, Sunday, 14 December 2008 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link

didnt mind the arrangement of this too much apart from when it became a bloated power ballad half way through.

jls's version was better than alexandras in any case.

titchyschneiderMk2, Sunday, 14 December 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link

vile

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 14 December 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

can't be worse than the original... can it?

the cream of some young guy (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 14 December 2008 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

right, I know Jeff Buckley's version is strong but I'm needing proof.
I raised the ladder to the loft
and dug out "Live at Sin'e" to play to Amber and Alice this morning,and their reaction I'll relay to yer.

Mark G, Monday, 15 December 2008 08:07 (sixteen years ago) link

The song was long, and the journey short
and we got less through it than we thought
but there was enough to see how it eneded to yer..

and they thought it good music to relax
Amber thought that Alex did it best
putting more of herself into the ending, true? yeah?

OK, packing that.

I put the track on, it starts with a fair bit of guitar widdling, so I askeed them if they recognised it. Amber said she didn't know, Alice started singing right on cue. She's damn good, you know.

Anyway, they liked it a lot, although they did think Alexandra's version was better. But they had liked JLS best.

Mark G, Monday, 15 December 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, and now the Jeff Buckley version is the first official hit of this song.

Mark G, Monday, 15 December 2008 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link

In the T-D household, we took the opposite line: JLS did the better version (still awful, but at least there were occasional faint glimpses of empathy with the lyrics), but Alexandra was our favourite of the three finalists (although she needs to drop her "Now I'm holding up four fingers - now I'm holding up five!" routine in the first verse with immediate effect).

mike t-diva, Monday, 15 December 2008 10:28 (sixteen years ago) link

She should do a comedy pratfall for the words "minor fall"...

snoball, Monday, 15 December 2008 10:35 (sixteen years ago) link

From the HMV site:


Hallelujah Top 5

1. Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah - £0.69

2. Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah £0.69
3. Nick Cave - Hallelujah £0.69
4. Katherine Jenkins Hallelujah £0.69
5. Paramore Hallelujah - £0.69

Mark G, Monday, 15 December 2008 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link

No Happy Mondays?

Ismael Klata, Monday, 15 December 2008 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

no can eh rite

country matters, Monday, 15 December 2008 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link

(I believe that number five on that list isn't the same song)

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 12:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Poor old John Cale

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 12:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I find the Alexandra version inexplicably hilarious. I think it's the iconoclast in me.

chap, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 13:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7783704.stm

Here's a 'spot the version' BBC Quiz.

(I was expecting this to be on University Challenge)

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 13:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Buckley #3 in the midweeks, Cohen in the top 40 (although I'm not sure whether that's the studio version or the superior live version).

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 14:00 (sixteen years ago) link

That would be Cohen's first-ever top 40 hit, btw.

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Buckley #3 in the midweeks

Dancing here.

Cohen in the top 40

More dancing.

I had a 1,000,000 to one bet at ladbrokes that Simon Cowell would be responsible for Lenoard Cohen having three hits at christmas!

OK, slight exaggeration for comic effect.

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 14:09 (sixteen years ago) link

"Lenoard" !

That's Lenoard "the Tabard" Cohen, natch.

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 14:09 (sixteen years ago) link

BBC Quiz.

7 out of 8 suckaz!!!

snoball, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I let myself off for dropping a point, because who can tell the difference between Il Divo, Blake, and G4 anyway?

snoball, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I got 6 out of 8, but cannot play sound here.

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link

7 out of 8. Never liked the song, but lenny's is the best. would like to hear cale's version though.

tomofthenest, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I let myself off for dropping a point, because who can tell the difference between Il Divo, Blake, and G4 anyway?

yeah me too. :'( I don't think I've even heard of Blake.

I would've liked to see this on University Challenge last night, since I got pretty much nothing.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I guessed Blake, fwiw.

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link

So, after all this, the question remains:

How on earth did SCowell suddenly decide, totally out of his comfort zone, that doing a song that admittedly has not been a big hit as such, but probably, given the right exposure, become as ubiquitous as "Angels", is this one?

Well, I found this headline of Jeff Buckley's official website.


JEFF BUCKLEY’S “HALLELUJAH”

BECOMES AMERICA’S NUMBER ONE

DIGITAL SONG

JASON CASTRO’S AMERICAN IDOL PERFORMANCE OF

“HALLELUJAH” PROPELS JEFF BUCKLEY’S 1994 RECORDING

TO THE TOP OF THE ITUNES SINGLES CHART

A CRUCIAL SONG FROM HIS 1994 DEBUT ALBUM GRACE

BECOMES JEFF BUCKLEY’S FIRST U.S. NUMBER ONE

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

kd lang's version is my favourite.

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

it's really easy not to hear this/these thank god.

kind of 'mad world' redux innit.

special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I've never heard Lenny's version!

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:22 (sixteen years ago) link

me neiver. (the bit i have heard of it is terrible.) i've only ever heard j-buck's.

special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know if I've ever heard that either, the thought of it makes me cringe.

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:26 (sixteen years ago) link

i've only ever heard j-buck's.

You've never seen "Shrek"?

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:28 (sixteen years ago) link

get that pion down you son (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Lookin' sharp, Lenny

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:32 (sixteen years ago) link

that is truly awful

special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:34 (sixteen years ago) link

that english chick singing was fucking dreadful

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:35 (sixteen years ago) link

seriously nrq you are deaf

get that pion down you son (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:36 (sixteen years ago) link

i like early cohen! the production there is crapola is all.

special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Eh, it works well, the bass makes these sardonic comments as well as shaping the melody, and cohen's vocal is fantastic. the synth chords are good too.

get that pion down you son (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Having knocked up this handy at-a-glance lyrical guide yesterday, I'm cross-posting it from the Rolling UK Charts thread:

http://troubled-diva.com/hallelujah.jpg

mike t-diva, Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Kathy Burke covered "Hallelujah"?

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:51 (sixteen years ago) link

It's interesting how quickly a song can go from obscurity to ubiquity in 2 weeks. Has this happened like this since "Yesterday" made side 2 of the Help ablum?

As I sit here, I hear ABurke's version floating by.

My journey home is probably going to be soundtracked by JBuck's Live at Sin'e 2CD set, ....

How many more times today, and by whom, I wonder?

(fwiw, only heard it once yesterday)

Mark G, Friday, 19 December 2008 10:29 (sixteen years ago) link

um, just that once.

Right: Chart today!

Mark G, Sunday, 21 December 2008 09:31 (sixteen years ago) link

From the MOKB Covers Project, the original and 39 covers of Hallelujah

My favorite version is by Susanna & the Magical Orchestra on Melody Mountain (2006). Produced by Deathprod.

derelict, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link

And linked on the same page:

Recording of BBC Radio 2 Hallelujah documentary,The Fourth, The Fifth, The Minor Fall.

http://rapidshare.com/files/161391880/PraisetheLord.zip

derelict, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link

The Minor Fall.

Featuring Mark (e) Smith?

Mark G, Sunday, 21 December 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

You should have said Marc Riley and the Creepers.

stroker ace, Sunday, 21 December 2008 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i should have, yep.

Mark G, Monday, 22 December 2008 07:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Not even close: Burke 576,000 copies sold; Buckley 81,000

Ismael Klata, Monday, 22 December 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Hardly surprising.

Leonard Cohen timed this song for the sunset at Glastonbury this year, the fucker.

Matt DC, Monday, 22 December 2008 09:55 (sixteen years ago) link

See, this is the sort of thing TOTP should be covering.

A bit of Len's, a lot of Jeff's and a full play of Alexandra's...

Mark G, Monday, 22 December 2008 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link

No "remember when I moved in you/and the holy dove was moving too/and every breath we drew was Hallelujah", no credibility.

Eazy, Monday, 22 December 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, but the "shot someone who outdrew you", so...

Mark G, Monday, 22 December 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

"you don't really care for music, do you" ftw

ailsa, Monday, 22 December 2008 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

This whole saga can be summed up as: "lol britishes lol"

A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 11:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Poor old John Cale

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 12:56

I know. As far as I can tell he's responsible for all this Hallelujah-mania. Jeff Buckley was actually covering his version of the song. Then that dreadlocks guy covered the Buckley version on American Idol. Simon Cowell loves it and gets the idea to use it in one of his other shows and now it's an enormous hit. I think Cale's version is still the best though, but no one seems to mention it much.

purrington, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link


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