Taking Sides: Eminem vs The Bloodhound Gang

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Eminem's first wave of overground releases (especially "My Name Is") and the Bloodhound Gang finally becoming of importance outside of Germany (they're bigger than the Scorpions over there) happened roughly the same time, mid to late 1999. Now, early on in the game, they were lumped together as a quasi-movement. You know "ITEM: Rock Is Now Shocking".

Anyways, we're three years down the line now. The discerning music fan is now supposed to analyse Eminem's lyrics as if we were passing an exam in them. Something we're not supposed to do for the scriptures of the Bloodhound Gang. Why?

Seriously, why? I'm not actually a fan of either (that's irrelevant). But Eminem seasons his work in pop culture references: so do BHG. Eminem's meant to be "witty": so are BHG. Wordplay? Check both sides. Offensive? Two ticks, plus BHG also throw some racism into the mix as well. Obsession with gay sex? Overtly pop backing tracks that stay in your skull like you were Phineas Gage? A tendency to underachieve? Appeal to the young kids and the dropouts? It's like a goddamn cloning experiment.

So, why? Why is Eminem more valid than BHG? Because, 10 times out of ten, I'll pick "I'm not black like Barry White I am white like Frank Black is" over "Nobody listens to techno" as a quote.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

eminem better than bloodhound because the majority of his audience doesn't know who the fuck frank black is.

jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Judging artist on the basis of his/her audience. CLASSICK!

Eminem is classic. Come on. Bloodhound Gang? You gotta be joking me. They're like Limp Bizkit for Semi-Alternative Losers. By god I can still remember the first time I hear "My Name Is."

cuba libre (nathalie), Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'd love to see Momus' analysis of 'Yellow Fever'

dave q, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yeah, yeah i would have put actual thought into the answer if i thought it was worth it. as the question bears little knowledge of eminem's album tracks (ha ha dave q to thread please) and as discussing the bloodhound gang with any amount of po face is somewhat akin to debating the merits of they might be giants, we can reduce the answer (if the fans one displeases you) to a simple matter of flow: the tool from b.g. could never ride "square dance" without looking like more of an ass than he already is.

(and not the good kind of ass which eminem is, the one which makes you do pesky things like question yr assumptions about pop music and nod yr head at the same time.)

jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

(and yes, for my sins and before anyone starts getting on me about the "album tracks" comment, i have owned both a bloodhound gang record and eminem records. i am heartily sorry, i assure you.)

jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Actually I was being serious. It's interesting to judge a band based on what audience they attract. (This is why I was a closet indie fan. hahahahaha) The only flow The Gang had was the one coming out of their asses. Sorry, going to lurk now, I feel a scatalogical fewl now. How appropriate. Eminem was (and some say still - though I don't agree) funny. But in a clever way. He provoked. Makes people think.

cuba libre (nathalie), Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes, I have heard Eminem album tracks. I've heard the first two all the way through, and the new one out of order on MP3 (thanks to the fuckwit who lives next door to me's insistence on playing them at 3 in the fucking morning).

Of course Eminem has a better flow. He's a fucking rapper, he came second in the Rap Olympics. Peter Baynham once said the only qualification for being a genius is enough people saying you are. That's what I'm saying here: why is Eminem's social commentary with a scatalogical bent so much better than x other act's?

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i've never really understood the "underachiever" comment as applied to eminem...is it because he's "recycled" the themes/sounds/images for his three major videos/singles? if so, then you've been took, cuz its all right there in the opening lines of "without me": if you want shady, then this what i'll give you. he's not a stupid man, and he knows whats going to garner him all those hugs on trl. maybe that makes him crasser than gordon gekko, but hardly an underachiever: if you've perfected a routine why fuck with it? it's verging on contempt of audience almost, and getting all the more interesting for it.

what else? because his obvious "wit" somehow elevates his own brand of horribleness above, say, juvenile? because if that's the case then it strikes me as exactly zero steps removed from saying them black folks sho is musical people and can't helped for what they think, now can they? why do we expect eminem to rise above his own particular bullshit just because he's charismatic and white? he's perfectly entitled to be conflicted, and perfectly entitled to make his living off of those contradictions. and perfectly entitled to play his audience on those very same contradictions, as contradictions, to know they're cop-outs, to verge on self-parody while being completely within the bounds of his "true feelings."

maybe thats the main difference between em and the bloodhound gang: charisma.

jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

sorry dom, that post wasn't directed at you specifically, as i think we posted at the same time.

jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nah, that's cool Jess, I enjoy being obliquely insulted...

Eminem as an underachiver... I don't know if I agree, but the media seems to. i think what it boils down to, at least in the (spit) "mainstream alternative" press, is the need for the "New Kurt/New Richey/New Ian Curtis" whatever, someone who's going to come along, sum up the feeling of a generation, be a bit controversial, and then go away and die when he stops being interesting. For instance, the NME called him the most intelligent lyricist since Kurt Cobain (which is wrong on so many levels). So... where's the proof? If I'm being told he's the zeitgeist, where's the evidence? It's not even his fault, it's the way he's portrayed, but more and more nowadays the way a band are portrayed in the music press is more important than who they are (a la The Strokes).

I think I'll give it to you on charisma, actually. Just because I find Eminem interesting, doesn't mean I have to like him.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

also, he makes me queasy (and not just lyrically.) when i was talking about it with ethan the other night he said: "he seems like the type of guy who would blow up over the stupidest shit. the mark of any great artist." which sums it up nicely i think. the kind of guy who would be cracking jokes with you one minute then pistolwhip yr ass when you scuffed his sneakers. nb: i'm not saying this is "good", just my take.

jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

actually, i agree with you: i don't think he's the zeitgeist at all. he nicks jigga's "can't leave rap alone, the game needs me" but that's obviously not true. maybe pop needs him? the worst tracks on the eminem show (and i'd probably include "without me" in this if i was thinking clearly and didnt love it dearly) are the ones where he's whining about his presupposed dangerousness. "hungry like a fucking younger me": he better watch out or a fucking younger him is going to come along and whup his ass in the danger-to-the-girls-at- the-putt-putt-golf stakes. mocking boy bands and limp bizkit and moby aren't going to line his coffers much longer, and he'd be much better sticking to his own twisted ass.

jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

(rap doesnt need him in the sense that, if the eminem hit machine dried up and blew away tomorrow, their hearts [and wallets] would go on. so, in a sense, there's no one artist who the rap game "needs", except maybe the producers.)

jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

he wont be missed, ice ice baby

kiwi, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i really figured the vanilla ice comment would have showed up before now. maybe i'm falling off.

jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ill try harder coolio

kiwi, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

There's a bit in the video for Without Me where Osama bin Laden goes "Oh no! D12!"

D'you think Eminem quite grasped all the possible meanings there?

Mr Swygart, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Eminem, thus, suffers from exactly the same problem as Bob Dylan: his songs are "Eminem songs", not songs that are by Eminem. If "Without Me" was dropped by a brand new artist you knew nothing about, no way would, for instance, The Guardian be calling him "the greatest poet since Shakespeare" (which is funny, because Shakespeare was an appaling poet, but hey...).

Remember, all this Village Voice style Eminem mini-thesis didn't really start until the court cases started flying around and whatnot.

So, in conclusion: Eminem is the hip-hop Julian Casablancas.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Bob Dylan mentions again? I've started a trend!

he seems like the type of guy who would blow up over the stupidest shit.

Well, you saw that piracy comment and all -- what the fuck did he expect, that it wouldn't be circulating or that there would be demand? Not so much the sign of a great artist as the sign of a ill- informed businessman (and actually, why *does* blowing up etc. make anybody the sign of anything?).

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

because radical subjectivism is a crap idea for pop stars?

jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

and of course it didn't start until he started getting into trouble...he is pop star = he is inexorably tied - interest wise - to the waxing and waning of his public profile. eminem dropped on a mixtape you can get only at fat beats = big fucking whoop, etc.

jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

which is funny, because Shakespeare was an appaling poet This is exactly what people are talking about when they swing in here and say that people on this board say things because they like the way it sounds when they say it rather than for the demonstrable truth-value of the thing said. Shakespeare didn't get canonized through some sinister plot to elevate an "appal[l]ing poet." He got canonized because he's good.

John Darnielle, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Eminem/Casablancas comparison is spot-on, tho.

John Darnielle, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

in other ilm news: up is down

mark s, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

he is pop star = he is inexorably tied - interest wise - to the waxing and waning of his public profile.
And that's why I would substitute Dylan with Madonna in the above comment.

cuba libre (nathalie), Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Eminem is everybody! He's Waddy Wachtel! He's Fleming Rasmussen!

because radical subjectivism is a crap idea for pop stars?

Nonsense. That way, we're all stars. :-)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

JD- what I actually meant, as a English literature student, Shakespeare is not remembered for his sonnets, he's remembered for his plays. He was a playwright, not a poet. Comparing his poetry to his plays is like comparing Troilus and Cresida to Hamlet.

And thus ends today's lecture.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yeah but when all the plays are in pentameter, and the only parts anybody ever quotes are the parts in verse (sure there are stretches of unmetered dialogue here and there that aren't, but those aren't the parts that get W.S. called "great"), it's safe to say that the plays are poetry. Also the sonnets aren't bad at all, some of them quite excellent.

ObEminem the "nobody listens to techno" line made me laff quite heartily, actually.

John Darnielle, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Just because something is in pentameter or metered verse, doesn't necessarily elevate it to the level of poetry. It's like those first English lit A-level lessons, where the teacher says "So class, what is poetry?". It's an indefinable concept, but I'll fight to my last breath saying that, although Shakespeare's dialogue was rhythmic, to call it poetry would be wrong.

I'd love to continue this convo someplace else, I get the feeling a thread on Mr Mathers might be the wrong area though.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

the guardian piece actually mainly compared eminem to robert browning, iirc

if the poetry convo continues i will inevitably post hannah-aged-6's spider acrostic

mark s, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Actually (I love these random comparisons that keep hitting my brain, maybe this is how I can actually talk about the guy!), you could draw an amusing enough Eminem = Adam Ant comparison. Respective commercial zeniths = songs about self-referentiality taken to the nth degree. Or maybe Eminem = Oasis -- first album starts a major buzz, second album dominates acts home country and gains said act major ink all over the goddamn cultural map, third album highly anticipated, major paranoia over bootlegging, turns out to be wildly uneven...

Dave Q, I love you! I doubt none of this could be happening without your glorious example and detailed ability to compare things that 'shouldn't' be compared down the line. :-)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Between the "bigger than the Scorpions" quote and the Eminem as new Richey/Ian Curtis comparison (or the Adam Ant one - NED WHAT ARE YOU ON?), this is the greatest thread in the history of online conversation.

Ally, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Waddy Wachtel? Hahahahahahaha! Can he be the next ILM mascot after we're through with Ducks Deluxe?

Eminem=new Boy George?

Arthur, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think he's the new Simon LeBon.

Ally, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Waddy Wachtel? Hahahahahahaha!

Heh -- shoulda guessed you'd pick up on that one! Maybe he's really the new David Lindley or Jeff Porcaro.

Eminem=new Boy George?

Only if he prefers a cup of E to sex.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

NED WHAT ARE YOU ON?

It was an image, it came to mind. :-) But no, really -- Adam Ant gets huge in the UK via at-the-time state of the art videos and state of the art mega-pop and nearly all the songs are about himself or his various characters. Where's the difference between him and Eminem on that level?

I think he's the new Simon LeBon

My wife's name is Kim/and I'm dancing on her head...

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Eminem is everybody! He's Waddy Wachtel! He's Fleming Rasmussen!

Ned, have you been watching VH1's "The Studio Files" and ESPN's "World Strongest Man" at the same time... AGAIN?

Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hey now, Rasmussen is a studio bod too; he engineered most of Metallica's eighties album. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Actually 'albums,' but I like the idea of them doing just one album a decade...

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

What's more important about Eminem, the (usually well-written and funny) lyrics, or his rapping style, his cadence, his flow, the sound of his voice? I admire the former but like him for the latter.

Sean, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ok, Ned, in vague theory your point about Adam Ant and Eminem holds water, until ANY sort of poking at the point by anyone who is even vaguely aware of who both men are occurs, at which point the point comes apart wholly and completely.

All I know is this thread made me listen to The Bad Touch, BASTARDS.

Ally, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You're taking the theory more seriously than I am! ;-)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

TS: Eminem vs. Ja Rule. Duel of the singing rappers.

Sterling Clover, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It took Eminem three albums before he came up with "Without Me" a song only half as fun as "The Mammal Song"; Besides Eminem reminds me of my dimwitted, nosepicking cousin. Without Dre, he'd be washing dishes (probably with his tongue) in a burger joint somewhere.

Lord Custos X, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Eminem, I mean. Not my nosepicking cousin.

Lord Custos X, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It took the Bloodhound Gang three albums to come up "The Bad Touch", Custos.

Daver, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Still, Eminem reminds me of my retard cousin...but with money. If you knew my cousin, you'd be terrified of that idea. Trust me on this. (Bastard still owes me $50 bucks.)

Lord Custos X, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

(Bastard still owes me $50 bucks.)
Eminem, I mean. Not my cousin.

Lord Custos X, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

And it took Eiffel 65 to make a decent song out of "The Bad Touch".

Siegbran Hetteson, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Eiffel 65 are easily the worst thing that ever happened to music. EVER.

Ally, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you're eiffel haterade is making me blue.

Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

your, rather.

Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm sure Ally has no problem being the physical embodiment of Eiffel 65 haterade.

Dan Perry, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

is that like gatorade? Cos I'm not down with that then.

Ally, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three weeks pass...
theyre both good

Leslie, Saturday, 29 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

seven months pass...
Ive been readin this stuff and how could you think that Eminem could even so much as compare to a pop artist. Eminem is the real deal and he just dont give a f*ck about no one and its an insult to compare him to the likes of the blood hound gang or anywhere around those lines. Eminem uses critism as his stamina to write songs and that makes him the real deal not just some overpayed singer with a pretty smile. He is a great rapper vanilla ice was the panty waste. And another thing,the blood hound gang is just a bunch of perverts. Thats just my opinion

opinionated, Friday, 7 February 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago) link

That's told all of us, then.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago) link

Haha "panty waste"! Eminem is such a waste of panties!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago) link

eminem = faux fluxist

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Eminem uses critism as his stamina "

Isn't that what Mark McGwire used to hit all those homers?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago) link

But Em using criticism as his stamina (and the inspiration for 99.9% of his lyrical content) is getting worn the fuck out.

I'm not a fan of either Em or the BHG, but at least the BHG make me laugh, and not at them.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 February 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago) link

Goddamn do I love "The Bad Touch."

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 7 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago) link

Bad Touch is grate.

Thats just my opinion

How you oh so cleverly dodged condemnation for your views!

Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago) link

i love the bad touch too, but the other stuff i've heard by them is pretty awful. so eminem is the clear winner!

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago) link

Scorpions were awesome.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 9 February 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago) link

four months pass...
"The Roof Is On Fire" rocked my junior-high world. I assume I've still got that CD in one of these binders around here.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Ive been readin this stuff and how could you think that Eminem could even so much as compare to a pop artist."

This sentence could SO be taken out of context.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

five years pass...

YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHING BUT SLIM SHADYYYYYYYY

ilxor, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 06:12 (sixteen years ago) link

which is funny, because Shakespeare was an appalling poet This is exactly what people are talking about when they swing in here and say that people on this board say things because they like the way it sounds when they say it rather than for the demonstrable truth-value of the thing said. Shakespeare didn't get canonized through some sinister plot to elevate an "appalling poet." He got canonized because he's good.

― John Darnielle, Saturday, June 1, 2002 2:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ what happened to this dude?

groovy groovy jazzy funky pounce bounce dance (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:12 (sixteen years ago) link


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