worst rap song to top the Billboard Hot 100 in the '00s

and since we're deeming it a rap song, Flo Rida - "Right Round"

― j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:30 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

top 5

1 slow jamz
2 21 questions
3 slow motion
4 the way you move
5 ms jackson

bottom 5

5 this is why i'm hot
4 right round
3 low
2 lose yourself
1 money maker (voting for this)

― righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:30 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And round the turn it's Right Round by two lengths with Crack A Bottle closing in on the turn, Crack A Bottle folks, we've got a race on our hands.

― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:31 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

crack a bottle

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:31 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

challop time...I don't like Empire State of Mind.

how could you think "low" is worse than "right round" - "low" is one of the two flo rida songs I can stomach

"Crack a Bottle" fuckin' blows, but "Live Your Life" might be even harder to listen to

"money maker" is seriously one of the most grating things i've ever heard

red light district had some pretty horrible singles, and "act a fool" was already a super hacky joint (even tho it's pretty decent), but his single previous to "money maker" was "pimpin all over the world" which is of course a classic. "money maker" really signaled his initial descent into total hackdom culminating in "my chick bad" -- the worst single of 2010 -- imo

CANDY SHOP

come on guys!

challop time...I don't like Empire State of Mind.

― San Te, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:35 PM (3 minutes ago)

lots of people don't

there is nothing worse than Candy Shop!

the problem with "candy shop" is that it was followed up by "just a lil bit" which is a worse version of "candy shop"

i mean challop in that I voted for it as worst when others probably just 'don't mind it'

man, I like a lot of these! maybe I'll check out some of the ones I don't know

sometimes i'll randomly get 50 cent hooks stuck in my head and i'll remember just how dope he used to be -- the other day was "window shopper"

ksh, don't become the new jagger where you pop into threads like this and then live blog all the famous pop joints that you've never heard unless you're gonna bring the lols as hard as jagger does

i actually like "crack a bottle" -- it's the only tolerable single off the last two eminem songs

repostin':

If you are not the board's resident Bill Cosby sympathizer and you haven't been at largely black events where a DJ will put this on and all of the kids 10 and under get up and do the dance to the song, combined with dude doing shit like "Throw Some D's On It" and (the admittedly funny and only song of his I can stand) "Yah Trick Yah", you will probably not get the level of fundamental antipathy I have for pretty much everything Soulja Boy represents or how that's been embraced as something awesome and fun by black America.

― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 9:36 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like, there are people who say stupid shit who are obviously making entertainment for adults/young adults who have developed some level of critical thinking combined with life experience, whereas Soulja Boy is just flat-out telling little kids to be annoying ignorant little shits

― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 9:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fuck that, fuck him, hope he dies

― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 9:38 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

the only reason why "this is why i'm hot" isn't the worst song on this list is because it plays -- if only for milliseconds -- snatches of other dope rap singles

dan have you heard "pretty boy swag"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8growuncz0

dude, the chorus to "Crack A Bottle" is BARFFFFFFFffff

the problem with "candy shop" is that it was followed up by "just a lil bit" which is a worse version of "candy shop"

totally rong

ksh, don't become the new jagger where you pop into threads like this and then live blog all the famous pop joints that you've never heard unless you're gonna bring the lols as hard as jagger does

― righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:41 PM (2 minutes ago)

no worries, I keep the excruciating liveblogging to indie threads

i think the BARF part is when eminem starts rapping about his ball cheese

AH-oh AH-oh bitches hopping in my TAH-Hoooou

there's objectively worse things on here i guess but truly little else in the world makes me sigh so deeply as the opening bars of 'lose yourself'

exactly

I love how Eminem's the most popular rapper in the world and not one website seems to have the correct lyrics to his songs. Like he just says things and no one really understands them

I'd vote for both Flo Rida songs -- despise them.

'candy shop' is one of the tediousest 3 minutes commited to tape tho agreed

is "not afraid" worse than "my chick bad"?? probably right

I had a brief moment when I thought The Massacre >>>> Get Rich.

this thread reminds me how tight Lean Back is

why I am subjecting myself to "Pretty Boy Swag"

this is making me want to jump out of a window in the off-chance Soulja Boy is walking underneath it and my body would crush his ignorant ass

dude there's this thing called "semi-automatic weapons"

Candy Shop, but basically 00s Number 1 hip hop singles >>>> 00s Number 1 singles of any other genre.

Yeah there's at least 15 classic-for-all-time songs on this list

I had a brief moment when I thought The Massacre >>>> Get Rich.

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:48 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

what on earth

Candy Shop, but basically 00s Number 1 hip hop singles >>>> 00s Number 1 singles of any other genre.

― Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

nah not even close -- r&b list would crush this one

and is still turning out constantly dope shit

this thread reminds me how tight Lean Back is

― San Te, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:48 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

remy ma's verse on this would be in the top 5 verses out of any sogns in this poll imo

otm

this is my favorite ridic soulja boy single even though it's mega retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdg5a2vdjOs

empire state of mind

"Empire State of Mind" would be totally average were it not for the presence of Alicia Keys and her terrifying Larynx of Despond.

there's a fool who almost inspires Soulja Boy-level hate.

I just never want to hear it again

ha okay "Donk" is great, not gonna front

I thought u'd like that one

idk there are moments of corniness and tedium scattered throughout the list but my visceral HATE button isn't pressed until the final four, which fall off so suddenly that reading down the list feels like you're in one of those wile e coyote cartoons and suddenly the cliff edge is GONE

i mean look at them

T.I. feat. Rihanna - "Live Your Life"
Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent - "Crack A Bottle"
Flo Rida - "Right Round"
Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys - "Empire State of Mind"

:(((((

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4VE_G2mIgU

remix pwns og imo

I like Live Your Life dammit, I mean it's a total crossover song but the lyrics are pretty good even if the song (and chunks of the album) are T.I.-lite.

d) don't feel strongly about this, but i kinda love "drop it like it's hot"'s dippiness. i like "slow motion" but it was always a bit too slow motion for me

whoops, should say "this is why i'm hot"

The guitar sample (I assume it's a sample) is the best part of "slow motion"

I didn't mind "this is why i'm hot" at the time but I can't think of that song w/o literally smh

Rev and I are forever cool btw! I was just trying to play off his DEFINITIVE RAP LIST thing

au contraire, this is beef motherfucker

yeah, i love the bluesy guitar lick in "slow motion" but the whole effect of the song is a bit more weary than i feel like it is aiming for

Empire State of Mind - "Big lights will in-spi-ah you!" blech

i kinda decided at some point that jay's lyrics on esom are ~good~ but not enough to obscure the facts that he has no remaining sense of rhythm and it sounds like a fucking musical

that's what I fucking hate about that song! the flow sounds like something Bloodhound Gang woulda come up with for a parody rap song or something....

"shake ya tailfeather" is the one of these i remember the least about

same here, i tend to get it mixed up with "flap ya wings"

Twista feat. Kanye West & Jamie Foxx - "Slow Jamz"
Juvenile feat. Soulja Slim - "Slow Motion"
Terror Squad - "Lean Back"
D4L - "Laffy Taffy"
Nelly feat. Paul Wall, Ali, & Gipp - "Grillz"
Mims - "This Is Why I'm Hot"
Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent - "Crack A Bottle"

Don't think I've heard any of these, although I knew about Crack A Bottle and wilfully avoided it.

"21 questions" is tepid crap

― ballerrr (The Reverend), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 09:48 (2 hours ago)

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i am pretty sure you must have heard "slow jamz" and "lean back" matt

they were big hits here too iirc, i remember hearing them both on, like, actual radios

Maybe I have heard them, but not knowingly.

Not sure anything here is as outright hacky as Stronger though, so going for that.

"Stronger" is a really beautiful song: that fade-out! Def. my favorite post-2005 Kanye single.

yeah, i don't think 'stronger's sounds any different either. BUT it is different to me in that i heard it out the other night and it suddenly made total trashtalking dickhead/way insecure drunken sense, like how the way the sample's so big and confident and clumsily executed with all the "god put you in front of me / so how the hell could you front on me" stuff

still not good sober, mind.

― r|t|c, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 21:34 (2 years ago) Bookmark

this consonance is still worth more than a good few other songs on here imo.

stronger is awful imo

but i dont get why j0rdan hates 'lose yourself'

I think "Empire State of Mind" is terrible but I still like it, if u understand me

it was always nice to hear it playing in stores and from people's cars and shit -- felt like a real 'event song'

... and at the same time, it was kind of funny to think about it as a piece of pop-propaganda/marketing or whatever (and it definitely did a much better job making New York seem cool than Katy Perry does of making California seem sexy)

3. grillz
2. right round
1. candy shop

I forgot about Slow Motion.. this takes me back.

esom made nyc sound less cool

eminem self motivation joints = >:(

but most of them are!

the "freestyles" from 8 mile >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "lose yourself"

woah
is that formatting as awesome for anyone else as it is for me?

eh "lose yourself" is a weighty song i think but even aside from that it's a fuckin rapping clinic

xp nah that happens sometimes

and it definitely did a much better job making New York seem cool than Katy Perry does of making California seem sexy

California Gurls does convey some sense of trashy, adolescent fun, while I agree, it's not sexy. Empire State of Mind does quite the opposite of making New York sound cool to these ears, though; the abundant cliches make it sound like it was written by someone who takes shopping trips there once a year.

sorry, my post maybe did not accurately convey my opinions re: the coolness of "Empire State of Mind", which is more "hey, remember New York???" than anything. pretty transparently going through the motions, but hey, at least nobody embarrasses themselves (whereas Katy Perry on "California Girls" is the aural equivalent of fergiepeespants.jpg)

((although I still find "California Girls" catchy as fuck, and eagerly await the revival of the disco orchestra in pop music))

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I like every one of these songs.

ha well i wouldn't go that far but this easily could have been a "pick the best" poll - it's a really strong list i think

T.I. vs. T.I.P. had already sapped his momentum somewhat, but "Whatever You Like" is still the biggest relative disappointment here imo - & it gets extra points docked for having ushered in a string of other lame TI singles.

I like every one of these songs.

― Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Saturday, 28 August 2010 03:42 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Can't decide between the Flo Rida options. Hope they shoot that dude one day.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Nelly - "Hot in Herre" 3
Lil Wayne feat. Static Major - "Lollipop" 2
D4L - "Laffy Taffy" 2

suspect

yurr

i wuz told there is no such thing as a "rap song"

i thought about voting for "Lollipop" but went for "Money Maker," both on the grounds of artists who could've went to #1 with much better songs. i guess that's the same thinking for "Empire State of Mind" voters but i don't really get the bile for that song.

i think the vote i'm most mystified by is "Lean Back"

Yea Lean Back rules

thanks for voting "money maker" ship -- didn't get enough hate itt

Nelly - "Hot in Herre" 3

gtfo with this shit

I'd have nothing but love for "Whatever You Like," except that I saw the video, where these guys are in a fast-food place and the cashier thinks that T.I. has given her his phone number, and most of the video is her fantasizing about parties and sex and the high life, and then it turns out he just gave her a...whatever it was, $20 or $100 bill. T.I. vs. tip, indeed.

I never liked Hot in Herre. good beat but Nelly's voice and lyrics always annoyed the hell out of me.

never a huge Nelly fan tho I like Country Grammar, but not one of my favorite singles of his.

def. not the worst tho

T.I. still comes out as a nice guy at the end of that video! just not as nice as she likes to imagine