Insane Clown Posse: Evangelical Christians all along

Hoax, right?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god

lol n00b

wasn't it like 1998 when they revealed that the fifth joker card was God or whatever

this is like the most non-scoop scoop ever

HEY GUYZ I HEARD A RUMOUR TOM CRUISE IS INTO SCIENTOLOGY Y/N??

Oh, sorry. The Guardian article is new to me!

And I'm no noob, I just, err, don't open threads about ICP, as a rule...

Carry on. I hear Avey Tare has a new alb...ah, forget it.

also, wtf does this even mean? I don't speak "Juggalo"

they revealed that the fifth joker card was God or whatever

Now can anybody point me in the direction an ICP song that might sum up their attitude to the mysteries of the natural universe and God's place in this?

that one where jesus turns water into faygo

Their albums represented beings full of anger and retribution that were all evil clowns and thus known collectively as "joker's cards" like in a deck of cards; it was revealed that after having all of these quasi-evil beings of punishment that rained unhappiness upon people who were shitty to others, the last one represented God, kindness and forgiveness.

Would like a painting of the Last Supper but with ICP as the disciples.

I love this take on ICP's "Miracles." The deadpan explanation of ICP's "pro-idiocy" argument is hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGy64NJWotg

Oh, this video is quoted in that article!

The track that The Guardian article discusses, "Thy Unveiling", where ICP reveals that they actually worship God, was released in 2002... So I don't get why all this is making the news in 2010?

u guys r missing da point:

"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

so if god's not home, worship mom?

So I don't get why all this is making the news in 2010?

Because their stupid song "Miracles" became a meme this year. Before, all they were known for was being the target of Eminem's hatred.

First sentence, kinda. Second sentence, RONG.

"So all those unpleasant characters in the songs," I ask, "like the narrator in I Stuck Her With My Wang, they're examples of people you shouldn't be?"

"Huh?" Violent J says.

"Well, it's very unpleasant," I say. "'I stuck her with my wang. She hit me in the balls. I grabbed her by her neck. And I bounced her off the walls. She said it was an accident and then apologised. But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes.' That's clearly a song about domestic violence. So your Christian message is... don't be like that man?"

"Huh?" Violent J repeats, mystified.

did u know alanis morisette writr song bout full hose coiuler

OMG TOM CRUISE IS A JUGGALO!

^^^^
Would LOVE this to be true.

i could make it truth with photoshop.

Tom turning Katie into a juggalo

i would... like to see that.

http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx177/tupac-chopra/Cruisalo.jpg

wow this has shook up my entire world

your truth is law!

i actually think i know what my halloween costume is going to be now.
Cruisalo.

I just, err, don't open threads about ICP, as a rule...

you are missing out.

OMG TOM CRUISE IS A JUGGALO!

Fuckin' Th3atans, how do they work?

for real, virtually every ICP thread on ilx is a classic

i'm afraid to post anything on them, tho, for fear of juggalo reprisal.

ur, and a juggalosi reprisal, too, i guess.

Don't worry, Bella Juggalosi is dead...

the phrasing of this thread title made me think it was this for a split second

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2882/dprevealed.jpg

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/7/21/16/juggalo-bieber-will-be-there-18976-1279743765-38.jpg

As if by magic I have just spotted a juggalo in the wild getting on my bus. No facepaint or god stuff, just a slightly contemplative look, a goatee, a Metal Mulisha baseball cap and a recent ICP tour shirt. And why not?

Say hi to Hi Dere for me!

lol

Dear me.