The Bachelorette

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"Because of his eyes, and because of his looks, I'd like to get more intimate w/him". I still like her better than the Bachelor, though.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 30 June 2003 08:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh now the guy pulled out some pics of his dead Dad. Real subtle, man.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 30 June 2003 08:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I honestly try not to be superficial" but his apartment's too small for me. She does not perhaps try THAT hard.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 30 June 2003 08:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

too painful, can't watch.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 30 June 2003 08:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

He sang her a SONG. I wonder if he's proud of his little song? And WHAT are you supposed to do whilst someone sings you a love song? Maintain a fixed smile I guess, that's what she did.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 30 June 2003 08:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

OMG I nearly forgot it was the taking her to their hometown special!!!!!!!
I am so bummed I missed the song. Was it the same guy who wrote her horrible poems?

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 30 June 2003 08:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nah, it was the New York guy

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 30 June 2003 08:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

my prediction for tonight: poet fireman, rap guy (YUCK) and frog man. She didn't seem that impressed with the sunset picture, or with the frog really but who knows.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 30 June 2003 09:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

a bchelorette is really a spinster right, or have i just got the total wrong end of the stick?;/

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Friday, 4 July 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's this show about the runnerup in that OTHER show, "The Bachelor".

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Saturday, 5 July 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

ahh. not heard of it;/

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 7 July 2003 12:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHO WILL WIN HER HEART????!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 July 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not DEICIDE!

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 11 July 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hahahaha!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 11 July 2003 05:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I see you like my humor Andrew>

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 14 July 2003 02:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

I see you like my humor Andrew.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 14 July 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...

AND THE WINNER IS RYAN THE POET

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 28 July 2003 10:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like yr humour Adrian.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 28 July 2003 10:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

did you get to hear any of his poetry on the show? what was it like? i'm dying to know!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 28 July 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I think I'm falling in love with something about her" is all i can remember for now..
He'd always read them to her and she'd get all teary eyed!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I found one online:
Imagine a place fit for angels
Where laughter fills the air.
The whole place fresh and clean,
Smells like it just washed its hair.

Flowers paint the landscape,
Waters run crystal clear.
Gentle summer breezes,
Whisper music in your ear.

A place where dreams come true,
Every wish is granted.
Days of active splendor,
Moonlit nights enchanted.

Imagine this place of endless beauty,
And know that it doesn't compare,
To the moment I stepped out into the night,
And saw you standing there.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The whole place fresh and clean,
Smells like it just washed its hair."

There is something so wrong with that simile.

― Livvie Tapper (Livvie), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 01:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

It looks like "I found one online" is the first line, haha

― AT, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 02:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah livvie that one cracked me up too. also "flowers paint the landscape".

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

twelve years pass...

ben's the first bachelor in a long time that actually seems like a non-douchebag good guy

right now caila is my frontrunner

― k3vin k., Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:17 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

it was almost physically painful to watch jojo make bad decision after bad decision this season

― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 01:23 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

cmon who else watches this

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 January 2017 02:05 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

show is going to be GOOD this season

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 May 2017 16:45 (seven years ago) link

just as a PSA the bachelorette is going to be A Thing this year so you might want to watch

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 May 2017 19:05 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i was wondering how long it would be til a sexual assault occurred but i didn't think they'd actually film it

― nomar, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

btw was that referring to peter? i remember him getting a bit handsy a few weeks ago but i'm not sure sexual assault is the term i'd use

― k3vin k., Monday, 7 August 2017 23:40 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCPxrwwkxuI&feature=youtu.be

"chiropractic physician" bryan, winner of this season, selling his snake oil

― k3vin k., Monday, 21 August 2017 02:14 (seven years ago) link

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