yo why the fuck does it take hot pockets so long to cool down

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My lip has third degree burns

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 July 2023 18:21 (one year ago) link

answer's in the fucking name my friend, maybe you should be eating Warm Pockets instead

also given the board i genuinely thought you were sticking your dick in the hot pockets

hot pocket pussy, you know

what? you started it!

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 14 July 2023 20:03 (one year ago) link

:)

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 July 2023 20:04 (one year ago) link

why the fuck can't i keep my lean pockets upright

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 14 July 2023 20:18 (one year ago) link

cough syrup

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 14 July 2023 20:58 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

smh they've phased out crisping sleeves

mookieproof, Friday, 1 November 2024 22:52 (three months ago) link

Just biy a pizza instead

calstars, Friday, 1 November 2024 23:00 (three months ago) link

Or put them into a toaster oven.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 2 November 2024 00:32 (three months ago) link

Fro the mic put them in the bottom drawer of the freezer for 5 mins

calstars, Saturday, 2 November 2024 00:39 (three months ago) link

r.i.p. crisping sleeves, heaven needed crispy hot pockets

twenteeth dentury (cat), Saturday, 2 November 2024 01:45 (three months ago) link

It happens

calstars, Saturday, 2 November 2024 01:48 (three months ago) link


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