can we put this burrito out of its misery

should "Lean On Me" replace "The Star-Spangled Banner" as the US national anthem?

i mean come at me all you want, but what did Austin do

this burrito dude’s revives are like when Usenet groups would die and the only posts would be multi-group spam about waffles or something

alt.rocknroll.metal.metallica occasionally has bizarro replies to 20+ year old posts show up that are weirdly cogent to the convo.

like "4-1-1998 - lol Kirk screwed up the solo tonight"

"7-1-2020 - fuck you no he didn't"

remember the days of thy youth, neanderthal

sadly my youth is preserved in amber on USEnet, where I used my gov't name

Google swept Usenet's archives into its capacious maw, promising to keep them publically available. No doubt they mined it for improving their natural language algorithms. Anyway, I'm not sure they kept that promise. You might try accessing your old Usenet posts and see how far you get.

I found a ton of them in just 5 minutes lol

posted from "Forethought BBS"

FPers, you know what to do

i voted

come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, he's literally on helium

ppl are to fast to fp these days

2 Fast 2 FPurious

FWIW I can't usually justify an FP on the basis of intense, sustained annoyance alone. But make no mistake: it is SUUUUUPER intensely annoying.

i was more talking about the persistent shitting up of the Police Brutality thread, which was frustrating people who were trying to have a serious discussion. the other stuff is more benign.

if there's been burrito build it
there'll be a way to destroy it
things are not all that out of control

la la la

Don't let him back

When I think of the profile of a valuable poster, someone who trolls a thread about state-sponsored violence primarily directed at minorities is not a defining characteristic. Don't let this worthless shitstain post here anymore.

otm

Agree.

yeah. i went to the police brutality thread and read up. all that blather and the determined tone of 'too cool for school' -- on a serious thread about people being beaten and murdered by police is unacceptable. temp ban in order, imo.

He had the nerve once as del griffith when i was posting about an abuse of federal agencies by Trump to mock me for "caring about another stupid thing Trump said"

His steez seems to be "lol u care"

to be clear: he’s already on his second 7-day temp ban under the new rules. The next temp ban, if he reaches a total of 50 FPs in six months, will be for 30 days.

I missed a clusterfuck I see

his steez is “lol this message board sucks I’ m going to shit it up”

tbf i think it's more "lol I suck I'm going to shit up a random msg borad"

sorry I'm so awesome and that you guys are so jealous of my indomitable spirit and hot young sexy body

how do you define escabeche?

hmm I dunno, lemme check with everyone else

Neanderthal, brimstead, Aimless, rip van wanko, upper mississippi sh@kedown, Old Lunch, mookieproof, DJP, sleeve, El Tomboto, and Le Bateau Ivre, how do I define escabeche?

I'm cool with whatever

Nobody ever wants to know what I think

xp I'm cool with that too

ftr I just call it "hot carrots" and it comes in a plastic baggie and it's like 99 cents

you can hang out at the loser table and eat food from a plastic baggie with me, Evan

I'm cool with whatever

in all seriousness, evan u are v cool and i like your contributions to ilx

aw thanks!! I was mostly screwing around but you saw RIGHT through it.

I guess I'd have to say "lightly pickled" but really it is a general class of dish

heh this clown literally sends me an ilx email after almost every post of mine mockingly congratulating me for the post. he's doing it under del griffith (cos burrito is banned again).

not asking for action or nuffin, just like....sayin this dude is creepily obsessed w/ me now. I'm not worth it!

I blocked robot at ilxor.com just to make it stop

congratulations for these two posts

thanks, I'm really excited!

Nobody ever congratulates me on my posts:*-(

I've asked this before, but is this sparring something that both of you find amusing, or is it something you'd like to stop? Because honestly, persistent unwanted harassment is something I'd consider a permaban offence.

as a point in favor of permaban, he zoombombed the last video chat, it was v uncomfortable and creepy and he was booted. this has gone past whatever acceptable level of trollery into unhealthy stalker shit.

the sparring was something I did initially find amusing, but the emails are starting to get annoying. he's been doing it for a month, since election day, under both of his accounts.

honestly, he's easy enough for me to ignore on the board itself (I just don't respond to his threads anymore) - had no idea about the video chat zoombombing but that is o_O

Thanks for the congrats, folks. Now my heart is full

as a point in favor of permaban, he zoombombed the last video chat, it was v uncomfortable and creepy and he was booted. this has gone past whatever acceptable level of trollery into unhealthy stalker shit.

he’s pure negative energy and not even in an interesting way

DJP was right

Everyone who gets banned and comes back with a new username should be banned imo

i was there for the second zoombombing, really fucking uncool thing to do to a bunch of folks just trying to unwind and keep some semblance of mental health.

what exactly did he do? was it the masturbating orangutan again? I always thought he was a cool dude...

As in he's been around longer than me and hasn't really done anything shitty to anyone afaik until very recently... like, I kinda wonder what's up, not that I'm dismissive of other ilxors' problems w/his behavior

recently he posted one of his usual joekposts and slipped in a brief mention of a drinking problem. not here to speculate but he definitely wasn't weird when he was del griffith.

oh geez ... I definitely did some regrettable drunk ilxing years back ... still ... just ... ugh

It's true that the orangutan was a cool dude, before he started masturbating.

some people go through shit worse than whatever his fucking problem is and don't start harassing people just saying

Yeah I'm a dry drunk and it doesnt excuse when im being a dick on here

yeah idk what's up, i found the whole faux-rivalry thing amusing at first, but it got creepy-weird fast, which is why I quit engaging with him at all on ILX over a month ago.

I don't know, Morbs used to send me hate ilx emails for no real reason but everyone can't get enough of hagiographising him.

love the sinner, hate the sin

unwrap the tortilla, throw away the filling

We have video chats?

Only the cool kids are invited tho

thats right

well, then (thoughtful expression)

Yeah, this is the sort of response I got when I first brought it up. ILX is as bully-friendly as any other board.

Morbs used to send me hate ilx emails

this is the sort of response I got when I first brought it up. ILX is as bully-friendly as any other board.

This is not something that can be responded to, in the sense that it is your characterization, unconfirmed by any evidence we can examine.

Even if Morbs were alive, do you suppose this is something we could or would FP him for? How? Why? The fact that it took place off-board and out of our sight makes it equivocal for either ilxors in general or the moderators to respond to. So we don't.

Yeah, this is the sort of response I got when I first brought it up. ILX is as bully-friendly as any other board.

No, just making the point that when I brought it up at the time, and C&Ped his emails for people to see, nobody gave a shit, so Neanderthal shouldn't get his hopes up for any response now.

my initial reason for posting wasn't to get dude banned, it was more to say "hey you should know this poster's behavior is getting mega-weird and starting to legit bother me, also am I weird for finding this bothersome?". then I found out he's been doing similar things to other people.

it's not like he's being insulting/aggro, but just....bizarre in uncomfortable ways.

DJP was right that his sub-Tom Green bullshit didn't belong in the serious threads he was shitting it up with

James, do you remember the thread in which you pasted those?

also am I weird for finding this bothersome?

One of them was in a US politics thread. Not sure about the other one I posted, sorry.