I AM A PEEHOLE MAN

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very important poll; see https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/I-Am-A-Peehole-Man-by-celiamrtaylor/125380705.FB110 for more detail

Poll Results

Option	Votes
I WAS BORN IN JANUARY	7
I AM A PEEHOLE MAN	4
I LOVE PEE, DRINK PEE, AND I FUCK MY WIFE	4
I PROTECT MY MEAT	4
I EAT GUNS & I OWN MY WIFE	4
(star-spangled skulls festooned with barbed wire and chains)	2
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, MOVE	0

― the new drip king (DJP), Friday, 30 June 2023 13:52 (one year ago) link

Maybe I should have changed my display name before creating this

― the new drip king (DJP), Friday, 30 June 2023 14:00 (one year ago) link

I could have given this a less off-putting title but I feel it’s not in the spirit of the poll

― the new drip king (DJP), Friday, 30 June 2023 20:17 (one year ago) link

Jim Morrison's finest hour

― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 June 2023 20:22 (one year ago) link

$19.84 when you buy 3+

― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Friday, 30 June 2023 20:46 (one year ago) link

https://dacardworld1.imgix.net/425053.jpg?auto=format%2Ccompress&fm=jpg&h=1800&ixlib=php-1.2.1&w=1800&s=63209c93d9b78abde93aa7f605081cc5

― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 June 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link

Voted "I am a peehole man"

I enjoy the smiling faces of the individuals modelling this shirt

― Nursenaries III: Health Is Wealth (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 30 June 2023 21:02 (one year ago) link

so hard to choose, like deciding between my beloved children, but i gotta protect my meat

― Marina Punky Chow (cat), Friday, 30 June 2023 21:18 (one year ago) link

i went with 'i was born in january' because it's a nice little non-sequitur that brings depth to the peehole man t-shirt

― ꙮ (map), Friday, 30 June 2023 21:22 (one year ago) link

It's fun to read the reviews as if they're for this specifics design

― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Friday, 30 June 2023 21:26 (one year ago) link

5 Stars
Linda’s birthday
by Sue L. on Apr 10, 2023
Excellent quality and design for a “themed” birthday gift

― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Friday, 30 June 2023 21:28 (one year ago) link

the peehole man theme, classic birthday moment

― ꙮ (map), Friday, 30 June 2023 22:42 (one year ago) link

lol

― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Friday, 30 June 2023 22:49 (one year ago) link

tough call but i was in fact born in january, so that.

― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Friday, 30 June 2023 22:50 (one year ago) link

born in March but still voted January

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 30 June 2023 23:02 (one year ago) link

fuckin skulls and chains, screaming endlessly into a patriotic void

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 30 June 2023 23:25 (one year ago) link

Favorite kinks song

― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Friday, 30 June 2023 23:26 (one year ago) link

Singing the thread title to “Carry Bag Man” by the Fall.

― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 1 July 2023 01:49 (one year ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 3 July 2023 00:01 (one year ago) link

"i was born in january" still kind of gets me

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 July 2023 12:41 (one year ago) link

YOU WOULDN"T UNDERSTAND, IT'S A JANUARY THING

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 July 2023 12:41 (one year ago) link

MAN 1: I’m an ass man
MAN 2: I’m a breast man
MAN 3: *smiles, takes deep breath*

― the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 3 July 2023 13:26 (one year ago) link

MAN 3: Have you heard of sounding?

― ꙮ (map), Monday, 3 July 2023 15:44 (one year ago) link

MAN 1: *worriedly crosses legs*
MAN 2: *leans forward, grinning*

― the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 3 July 2023 17:22 (one year ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 4 July 2023 00:01 (one year ago) link

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