If you could skull [have relations with] any B-list political celebrity, who would it be?

TO CLARIFY for FB: VD = Valentine's Day

Honestly, FB, not everyone can read your mind, honey.

I would skullfuck Taft because he's been dead for a while so it would be nice and roomy in there.

As to the question, I'm too dense to know the names of any B-list celebrities; I can barely keep track of the A-list ones.

I guess if I were desperate, though, any of them would do. ;)

xpost Please tell me you don't mean President Taft, John.

WELL DUH HES ROOMY TO BEGIN WITH RIGHT?

You know what they say, it ain't the size, it's the motion of the ocean brainpan.

I didn't think it was possible, John, but I think you've just grossed me out ENTIRELY.

TA-DAH!

;_;

no, no try t (o_O) t. it's more satisfying.

Gross me out and then criticize me, JEEZ.

Shit, dudes, I totally misused "caveat". How many times have I done that in conversation? It is ugly, and I am blue with shame. Shame is usually a blush color, but this is a sad, depressing shame.

I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.

Cheer up! If you were here, I would offer you some pretzels with Nutella. Did you know that this is a very enjoyable late night snack? Trust me.

Also - ARE YOU WRITING, FB?

I will be. Right now I am drunk and researching crap.

P.S. Sara, you are a sweetheart. You want to be a bad-ass darksider, I know. Fortunately, for your aspirations, you are mischievous, devilish, and colorful, in a weird mom sort of way.

Strangely enough, you that was an apt description before you bred.

OMG, I am not entering any more data into this website tonight.

LOLOL, FB, maybe you should go to bed now. I love you to death, of course. I'm a little horrified by the mom-like-before-I-bred comment, but maybe it goes along with my semi-serious belief that you're my half-brother somehow.

(If any of the rest of you ever thought of me as Mom-like when we were in high school, I really, REALLY do not want to hear about it.)

I would skull-fuck Rod Paige, and he would make the a guttural exclamation of "NEAuh" as I terrorized his terrible thing to waste.

God I'm tempted to call you RIGHT NOW. Free late night entertainment!

P.S. FBI, I am being facetious.

Is drunk facetious different than sober facetious?

i would fuk australian fascist Pauline Hanson

All of this is nasty.

YAY

I am resisting the urge to move this thread to De Subjectivisten for the lols, but I won't.