NEW USERNAME POLL FOR ME IN THE RIGHT NOW AS CHOSEN BY YOU OR AT LEAST SOME OF YOU

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ok here they are, winner takes all.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
BLACK BEYONCE 9
TINY HANDS NO GOOD FOR THE STRANGLING7
FAX ME 6
HAVE TO BELIEVED WE R MAJIK 4
THE SCURVY PART IS VERY IMPORTNAT BCUZ U NEED MORE MIXED DRINKS WITH LIME IN 4
DOGTITS II: THE WRATH OF KHAN 3
CARL SPACKLER 2
STUNTED GIRL MOUTHS 2
SUK U OWN DiCK BiTCH 2
GOOSE POO PLUM WINE 2
FORTRAN DIK-DIK 2
BO JUSTEN OVERJOHN 2
DIABETUS LIMERICK 1
MODERN FUTURETIMES 1
SCURVY IRISH BASTARD, NATCH 1
COOL RYDER 1
JACK THE KNIFE 0
INGROWN FAUXNAIL 0
G. OFFICER KRUPKE 0
THE REVERSE JOHNDINI 0
JORNG JUSTICENSEN 0
DOGTITS 0


John Justen, Friday, 16 May 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

wow this is hard. I might go with DOGTITS II: THE WRATH OF KHAN

wilter, Friday, 16 May 2008 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link

it IS hard; i was stuck btw dogtits II and WE HAVE TO BELIEVED WE R MAGIK. i voted for the latter.

Rubyredd, Friday, 16 May 2008 03:08 (sixteen years ago) link

'i was stuck btw dogtits'

Rubyredd, Friday, 16 May 2008 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link

TINY HANDS NO GOOD FOR THE STRANGLING

This should win, ppl

hyggeligt, Friday, 16 May 2008 08:04 (sixteen years ago) link

BLACK BEYONCE duh

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 08:08 (sixteen years ago) link

FAX ME

^^underrated

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 08:08 (sixteen years ago) link

MODERN FUTURETIMES

^this one encapsulates the poster john justen in various forms though

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 08:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Very hard choice. This is a good poll, John Justen!

Went with BLACK BEYONCE in the end, but TINY HANDS and HAVE TO BELIEVED had a good run of it/

en i see kay, Friday, 16 May 2008 08:36 (sixteen years ago) link

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J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 08:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I honestly have no idea which one to vote for.

Sara R-C, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link

GOOSE POO PLUM WINE

remy bean, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm stumped

gff, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link

ok i've got it narrowed down to these:

DOGTITS
DIABETUS LIMERICK
DOGTITS II: THE WRATH OF KHAN
THE REVERSE JOHNDINI
BLACK BEYONCE
SCURVY IRISH BASTARD, NATCH
THE SCURVY PART IS VERY IMPORTNAT BCUZ U NEED MORE MIXED DRINKS WITH LIME IN
JORNG JUSTICENSEN
BO JUSTEN OVERJOHN
MODERN FUTURETIMES
FORTRAN DIK-DIK
FAX ME
CARL SPACKLER
GOOSE POO PLUM WINE
SUK U OWN DiCK BiTCH
STUNTED GIRL MOUTHS
HAVE TO BELIEVED WE R MAJIK
COOL RYDER
G. OFFICER KRUPKE
JACK THE KNIFE
INGROWN FAUXNAIL
TINY HANDS NO GOOD FOR THE STRANGLING

gff, Friday, 16 May 2008 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link

has to be BLACK BEYONCE

braveclub, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

BLACK BEYONCE duh

-- J0rdan S., Friday, May 16, 2008 1:08 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

because it will confuse the shit out of new controversial trolls

max, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

BLACK BEYONCE makes me imagine John singing loudly in a dress, which is, of course, kind of perfect....

hmmmm

Sara R-C, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm glad that the poll doesn't end over the weekend; I can take my time and consider my vote carefully.

Sara R-C, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link

FAX ME is really top shelf here.

libcrypt, Friday, 16 May 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Jack the Knife has some nice historical layers, plus I could forever confuse John in person by calling him "Jack."

Sara R-C, Friday, 16 May 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

So that is tempting.

Sara R-C, Friday, 16 May 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

i went with FAX ME also. it has staying power. the novelty of most of the others will wear off too soon.

Lingbert, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

BLACK BEYONCE will live on forever, tho.

HI DERE, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

voted FAX ME

omar little, Saturday, 17 May 2008 01:41 (sixteen years ago) link

FAX ME FTW

lxy, Saturday, 17 May 2008 04:28 (sixteen years ago) link

carl spackler

jergïns, Saturday, 17 May 2008 08:25 (sixteen years ago) link

haha I voted FAX ME a few days ago without reading the thread

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 17 May 2008 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.trifocus.net/~gomploid/dinosaur/bump.gif

wilter, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Darn. I nominated Fortran Dik-Dik per 1p3 convention.

Now I wish I had gone "Delete Lock Work Unsafe Undelete Unlock Worksafe Move Thread".

felicity, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

its FORTRAN DIK-DIK, dumbass

deeznuts, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Isn't it time for you to do your threatening to quit again schtick?

felicity, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

if you say so alysa mirano

deeznuts, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link

3 day ban from ILBB

felicity, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

aka charm school

felicity, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

WAHT!@!!!

deeznuts, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

btw its 'alyssa', asshole

-- deeznuts, Saturday, April 5, 2008 5:49 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
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ok, thanks

-- felicity, Saturday, April 5, 2008 5:56 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
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sry i meant 'its "alyssa", friend' :/

-- deeznuts, Saturday, April 5, 2008 5:58 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Learning curve, friend :/

felicity, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Judith_martin_crop.jpg

(AP) ~*~*~felicity~*~*~, grinning mischievously after having been awarded a gold medal for sand-in-vagina-ness by cankles

deeznuts, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

watch it, deez.

tehresa, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

dont worry, this is between me & miss manners

deeznuts, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

No biggie. deez, we miss you already.

felicity, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Can everyone do a write-in for "BITCH YOU BREAKFAST"?

HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd be pretty happy if either of these three won:

DIABETUS LIMERICK
GOOSE POO PLUM WINE
COOL RYDER

dell, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

No one insults Miss Manners! She is the only sane person left in this world!

Abbott, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link

GAH, I still have no idea how to vote!!!

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay, I impulsively went with Black Beyonce, just because it conjures up amusing images of John in a dress in my mind.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link

deeznuts, i think you missed the itr FAQ where it says 'no being mean on itr'.

Rubyredd, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 11:55 (sixteen years ago) link

went with the dik dik

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link

BLACK BEYONCE. There is no other sensible choice.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 21 May 2008 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

not my first choice but i am beholden to your whims. tombot etal please to allow this to go throught the process when it arrives.

John Justen, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

lol at blackbeyo✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ already taken

John Justen, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

lolololol

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link

so this is going to take a while so i might as well start trying this on for size

BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

BLECK BAYONCE

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Awwww, it looks kinda cute on you, John! You should totally get the strappy black heels to go with it.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

who is this john you speak of i am BLACK BEYONCE

BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i25.tinypic.com/14ig70o.jpg

jhøshea, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I am curious (BLACK BEYONCE)

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I am looking forward to writing long contemplative posts about the status of administration on this fine board of ours as BLACK BEYONCE

John Justen, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

very disappointed that my "kosuke fukudome" username request has not gone through (fallout from big jim swells?)

omar little, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link

dear ILX system,

i understand the trials and tribulations of managing a large userbase, but please let me know if BLACK BEYONCE is not going to work out, so that alternate plans can be put into motion

TINY HANDS NO GOOD FOR THE STRANGLING, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

The problem with that one is that it's very obviously you.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah so should we delete this thread to protect my SEKERT IDNTITTY

John Justen, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Well, make sure to record the list somewhere for posterity if you do that, because 1. it's freakin' hilarious and 2. you might need it again someday

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

YOU IS PETRE PRAKER

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I am a week late but LITTLE HANDS wuz robbed! BLECK BAYONCE is better than the other though. LISTEN TO ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME BUT I HAVE RIGHTS TO CONTROL YOUR LIFE DAMMIT!

hyggeligt, Thursday, 29 May 2008 11:47 (sixteen years ago) link


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