fuck you, job

bye dan!

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

see what happens when you post walloginas 5 times in a row?

this may drive me to monster.com faster than anything else

microscopic wallogina for ilx favicon NOW

i refuse to acknowledge the sovereignty of your workplace

xpost YES YES YES

lol you counted the walloginas

t-10 minutes

the wallogina giveth
the wallogina taketh away

OH HELL! PEACE!

if this site isn't actually blocked I will be very, very embarrassed, probably

alas, poor walloginas, i knew him well

my only regret is not scoring this username

NEVER FORGET JUNE 4 2008 10:00 PM IN WHATEVER TIME ZONE I HAVE ILX SET TO

fuck i could use the hammer coming down on me tbh

ILX should be authorized, as everyone needs a safe space to vent/be insane during the work day.

New ILX motto^^^^^^

gff I didn't know you were an objectum sexual

I am procastinating on sending an email to ppl in the UK by lamenting the fact that my main procastination method is being taken away

is that even the right latin?

for what i am?

does it matter?

Just in case, much <3 to you!

what the fuck time zone do you have it set to jj, that must be kzyrghstan or something cuz im on default & its not 10 yet

t-5

we've had some laughs, haven't we?

MANY LAUGHS

some

remember the time I made that dick joke? ;_;

gff fucks hammers

now I will be constrained to posting on weekends and after 8:00 on nights wehn I'm at home, boo

unless of course they don't block the site, in which case lol tool

A. is so frustrated because two of the people on his team have left and he has a ton of work, but it's not programming; it's some other kind of computer bullshit. Plus, it's here not there. I'm just sayin, though!

bye dan

Also, you work too late at night, obv.

obv, but I rarely have to wake up before 7:45.

what the fuck time zone do you have it set to jj, that must be kzyrghstan or something cuz im on default & its not 10 yet

-- deeznuts, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 9:54 PM (50 seconds ago)

I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES

Okay, then it's not so bad.

this is kind of exciting! will I get blocked or no?

it's 2200 GMT right now

in my office, anyway

u will be much missed, you have been one my favorite posters lately & i doubt anyone can say anything more significant here

how the fuck do they define 'unauthorized sites' btw? like maybe theyve been allowing porn all this time & have decided shd change

Will it happen right away or will it take a while?

(Will it hurt?)

T-1 MINUTE

0200 Iraq time, 0600 in Beijing

I... my god... it's full of stars...

make your last post a good one dan

Well, you know I adore and idolize you, Dan, and always have. So there!

bye dan!!!!!

http://matserv.pmmf.hu/opalsoft/dl/wallpaper.jpg

beertronics currently operating at 100% capn

fuck you, job

Keep thinking that this is the voice of OT god when I read the title.

I'm really rather relaxed with my job at present -- but freelancing, that's another story.

Gah, now I want a pizza.

Are you out of your mind, Tom? Only you know the answer to that question.

bbeeeeeeerrtroniccs

buh buh buh buh b-b-beeeeeeerrrrrrrzrzrzrzrtronics. tronics.

this morning: boss mysteriously absent from office. no idea where he is.

Are you sure your boss hasn't actually quit before you had a chance to?

oh he's back now... on the phone... in the other room... being a chatty cathy... not giving me opportunity to quit... i think i'm writing a note tonight (For real this time!)

i have headache.

what in the world is so hard about quitting a job or asking for more money?

I have 100% of the time never ever had a problem with either of these things from my earliest ventures into the working world

of course I am terrible at about 89% of everything else in life that requires a modicum of simple good manners so maybe there you have it

i have always been really bad at quitting jobs. this is a spectacular failure, though.

i have always been very good at leaving jobs involuntarily.

i have never been fired.

I used to quit my job at my Dad's restaurant every day. I think that was a dysfunctional/venting family thing, though.

I did quit a horrible retail job I had at Casual Corner once after they made me incredibly, incredibly angry.

Otherwise I think I'm in the same boat with tehresa.

i was once fired from the same place twice. this does not reflect well on me, obv.

now he is blasting DO I HEAR A WALTZ? really fucking loud so that the conductor he's on the phone with can hear it. WTF?!

Hey, anyone in London who likes to drink should check in w/ the ILE thread I revived

ok srsly FUCK YOU JOB

I just got off a fucking plane and I'm supposed to go on fucking vacation and you're sending me back to fucking London. Fuck you.

Dan, is your job actually an experiment to see how much it will take to make you go postal?

I'm just asking.

Why do they want you to go back to London? You were JUST THERE

I haven't seen Dan explosively angry since middle school. These people do not want to do these things.

I have never seen this! (but really, I'm okay with that)

srsly fuck them with knives

OMG

BACK to london?!

srsly fuck them with knives

cosigned. sorry, dude.

ugh

Have you considered covering them in shellac and selling them off as an art exhibit?

Fucking hell, dan, that sucks.

FAP?

;-)

Have you considered covering them in shellac and selling them off as an art exhibit?

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, August 7, 2008 9:42 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

or, along the same vein, THIS COULD BE YOU

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3039/2481400857_0f93962c2d.jpg?v=0

So, while issues still need to be fixed, things have actually dialed down somewhat in that the boss of the customer contacts who were making our lives hell just came down on them and said "wtf, we were told that this application wouldn't do what you're trying to make it do, stop being dicks".

So basically had one of our executives talked to their executives sooner, I would be in OH right now.

executive BLOWJOB, ceo of ASSHATTERY

Hmm. Did these customer contacts evince any shame or regret at all?

They should be forced to pay to get you to Ohio, plus give you the rest of August off.

Also, they should grovel.

so now we have moved on from "fuck you, job" to "fuck you, airline"

I should be landing in Cincy now. Instead, I am stuck in Newark until 8:05, at which point I get on a plane that departs for DAYTON. All of the Cincinnati flights were canceled because Newark had rain showers. This is, on balance, a good thing, because my flight was an hour late and I was going to miss my connection anyway because it was on the other side of the airport and only accessible by monorail.

AUGUST: a banner month for me so far

Argh, this all sucks. Will you get to Cincinnati by tomorrow I hope?

Should be there around midnight, so yes. I am really, really, REALLY pissed that J031 has to leave the party her parents' neighbors are having for her dad to come pick me up.

I never want to get on an airplane again now. Ugh.

http://www.dhs.gov/journal/leadership/uploaded_images/CoastGuardEthos-769901.jpg

(xp) Just don't fly through Newark. Ever.

Your advice is duly noted, sir.

also to top it all the rain lasted like 20 min.

argh

why oh why oh why did my coworker do a full build of all of the components on the system, even though it's been widely known that doing so is BAD NEWS for months

now I have to not only rebuild components, but also recreate changes to the INSTALLERS going back to January

ARGH

well at least now you don't have to worry about those hugs.

I no longer feel bad about sending that dude out to England.

i am supposed to be on my way home and now i have to run to fedex bc SOMEONE didn't do what they were supposed to do 4 weeks ago. !)(#*$

fuck you, washing machine

thx for breaking 3 days before vacation, real helpful

Oh just bring your dirty clothes to my house. You know that I have a laundry fixation.

(But yeah, it still sucks when appliances break... LAME)